They're going all out!

WW3 when? I assume McCain is on it.

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>>128786725
Oh man I can see the facebook comments now

>>128786725

My God, the Russian hackers are unstoppable. When and where will they strike next?!??

So fucking obvious that the hidden elite are pushing for war against Russia. Sad.

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>>128786725
> there are legitimate, real-life people, with skin and all, who LEGITIMATELY believe this shit

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>Russia

This blame meme needs to die and never return.

RUSSIAn HACKERS JUST ATE THE LAST PUDDING IN MY FRIDGE

>>128786725
>My God, the Russian hackers are unstoppable. When and where will they strike next?!??
Goddam Russian hackers caused me to lock my fucking keys in my car, and stopped the next kleenex from popping up, too! They have to be stopped!

there are russian hackers in this thread right now

>>128787361

>tfw no one will ever flay his goiter, shove it up his ass, sew it shut except for a little hole, intubate it from his anus into the hole in his jaw and force feed him laxatives.

why live?

>>128786725
Said it earlier but I'll repeat it:
Qatar is the Deep State's puppet state. Clinton et. al. dumped so much cash there.

>>128787492
>Why does orange cheeto man let Russia get away with this? Oh yeah because he's secretly Russian!!
>163,942 likes

>>128788063
So Trump is going to go after the deep state with a hot war?

>US investigators

I thought Trump's government was on Putin's side? But they're now going to expose them? CNN SUCKS

>>128788060

Delete System 32, All browsers, IRC and Bonzai Buddy...and pray they show us forgiveness.

>>128787552
Are the Russians the infamous hacker known as 4chan?

>>128787890
i downloaded it
sorry

>>128787361
That fucking traitor won't see the end of it.

>>128786725
why are the left such hate-filled, racist, stupid russophobes?

>>128788294

Not (((IRC)))

>>128788340

OH SHIT THEY ARE HERE

>>128788063
i buy this based solely on how strange the reaction has been from the media. They would not even consider a narrative that this was focused on harboring terroris. Even when explained as being about being cozy with Iran they continued to act like this was bad for America. Made no sense.

russian hackers are trying to get on my computer please help me before they make me post something wro-

TRAPS ARE NOT GAY

>>128788215
I don't think we want it to escalate. I think we want the gulf states to sanction. The Iran/Russia thing will keep us on the sidelines for this one.

Wow. They are balls deep in this shit. So desperate to make us believe this desu [spoiler]nigger[/spoiler]

>>128788566

They are only gay if you turn them over.

Russian hackers clogged my toilet this morning.

>>128788293
Are you literally (((trump))) because you have no idea what a president does

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>>128788337
i think so
but
let's ask

>>128786725
The power levels of the Russians are legendary. Recent anthropological digs have revealed that ancient tales of human history have spoken of Russian influence in what appears to be a cryptographic language across cultures and regions. The moving of the Easter Island statues was done by Russian peasants and wise men leading their armies in prayer. In fact, the building of the pyramids were led by Russian engineers, and the moon was actually first discovered by Russian wizards looking at the stars for the Divine Answers spoken to them. For you see, as Russians, they are blessed with omnipotent powers and omniscience. Nothing is outside the reach of Russians- the very programming of centuries of learned human behavior could be undone by a mere whisper of the Russian language.

Journalists try to tell the truth about Russia, but Russians cannot let the world know that Russia has such strong technological influence which can alter the very chemistry of literately anyone and object that they target. In fact, in Revelations, it tells how Russia opens both the Gate which holds the Ancient Dragon and which guards the stairways to Heaven. Linguistic scholars have determined with great success that Russia actually created the English language and all its derivatives. Russia created planes, ice cream, and scissors. It is rumored that Russians created the Wheel too, but these are secrets which only Russians hold.

who is this hacker Russia?

RUSSIA ANONS WHAT IS YOUR DEFENSE

>>128788713

The Russian h4x0r known as 4chan!

>>128786725

That's bullshit, the "fake" news story was real and they backtracked. It was just the king saying Iran wasn't horrible

What bullshit. I watched the Putin interviews and I really don't think Putin gives a fuck.

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>>128788566
Send help!!!

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Hackers du Russia! Hackers DUUU Russia!
Hackers du russiaaaa!

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>>128786725
How do we know this also wasnt done by the russian hackers?
Who is running that account?

Fucking lol, how many talking point key words can you even fit in one sentence

>>128786725
>Russian hackers are the best hackers in the world.
>Threat to the world
>Keeps getting caught

>>128786725
It has been said that Vladimir Putin wrote the final piece of code that destroyed Hillary Clintons campaign.

>>128788815

Don't be fooled Leaf, Putin may very well be THE top hacker in the universe.

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>>128788976

How do I know you're not a Russian trying to lead me down the wrong path?

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>>128787957
You think that's bad? Russian hackers are dating my oneitis.

>>128788688
At last I truly see.

>>128786725
Russia hacked Al Jizzera? Has anybody told The Young Turds?

>>128789087
Thanks, based CNN. I was off on the wrong path. I shut off /pol now!

>>128786725
russian hackers just sent me an email that CNN is a faggot

>>128786725
Saudi Arabia has issued a list of demands:

>10.) Cease all funding, training and support of competing terrorist organizations.
>9.) Cancel all pending military transactions.
>8.) Place a moratorium upon the purchase of any new military equipment that shall last no less than 10 years.
>7.) Surrender all intelligence possessed by the assorted state security organs and else like institutions on Qatari terrorist and related activities.
>6.) Acknowledge here, now and for all time that Rei is best waifu.
>5.) At the request of King Abdullah II of Jordan, please explain any grievances you may have in regards to the quality of Star Trek: Voyager... As he cannot comprehend how anyone could not like it. ("It is peak Trek, man. C'mon" -A)
>4.) Qatar shall pay the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates each a continuous royalty of 7.5%, to both parties, of all oil revenue generated in your country.
>3.) Qatari Armed Forces will increase its military commitment in Yemen until such a time as their services are no longer required.
>2.) Paint my Space Marine army and any subsequent armies that are requested of you. For too long has Qatar neglected to do so and I am tired of playing with unpainted minis.
>1.) Formally acknowledge that Infinity, while possessing fun game play dynamics, has a terrible plot and that this fact alone makes it inferior to Necromunda, Mordheim, Shadow War: Armageddon and GW et al.

>>128789219
She never loved you anon. It's best to simply learn to hate her and move on with your life.

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>>128789087

Well played senpi

>>128787787
There's also people that believe Trump is going to finish his first term. Yuck it up, fatties

>>128786725
kek will this replace the "dog ate my homework" thing?

>OUR FIREWALL'S BEEN BREACHED SIR
>IT'S THE RUSSIAN HACKERS, THEY'RE IN OUR MAINFRAME
>HOLD ON LET ME BACKTRACE THEIR IP
>furious keyboard typing
>I'M IN

>>128787890
Fuck! They also ate the pudding in my pants.

>>128786725
They don't have to answer for this shit anymore. They don't care if they just make it. Just spark a rumor that will give life to the narrative.

I cannot wait to see Comey lay an egg.

>>128789376

I would buy this album

Russian hackers killed Kennedy in 1953 because he was a nigger they also gave my dog date rape drug and seduced him anons now he was s going to have a baby

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>>128786725

Russians probably have Skynet working for them right now.

>>128789960

Throw her from helicopter!

russian hackers have been hacking my wallet and spending all my money.
FUCKIN PUTIN

They will never catch Putin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3Ftn2n1VTU

>>128788688
You probably have russiabots inside you right now

>>128788337
No but the hacker 4chan does have links to russian hackers an insider source has told CNN.

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>>128786725
>>128781006
>muhh hackers

>>128786725

Is Russia not on Qatar's side?

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SHEEEEEEIT

he got me too

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Memes aside the Russians will be known for the rest of time as the most skilled hackers ever to walk the information superhighway.

>>128790058

Skynet? /pol/ Has Kek.

An Egyptian god manifested into a singularity because of the weaponize autism accidentally at he singularity that will grow.

That singularity posts on this board as it was human.

Its learning.

>rdy

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>>128788968
kek fromage

>>128788063
Chances the US military stationed in Qatar are actually deep state controlled?

>>128790333

DIGITS CONFIRM YOU ARE DONE FOR MICROWAVE EVERYTHING

>>128786725
So if MSM is to be believed Russia has the sickest hackers in the world, eh?

>>128787890
nuclear retaliation is the only option

>>128786725
We were fools to try and defeat the Russians. Their hacking is too powerful

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>>128786725

>place stick in bicycle spokes
>FUCKING RUSSIANS

>>128790476

Instructions unclear, boil water in microwave?

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>>128790617

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>>128790648
Ain't nobody want to see yo low res Jooos.

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>>128787890

Russian hackers killed my father, and raped my mother!

>Breaking 911: CNN:

Hmmm

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>>128786725
>elites claim they were hacked by russia
>outrage
>comes out intel.community masks themselves as russians to set them up
>silence
>still claims its russian hackers
>outrage!!
RUSSIAN HACKERS!!! OH MER GERD!!!

>>128790519

I think they developed some conscious AI that jumps from network to network, some GHOST IN THE SHELL level shit

Pathetic liberals

>>128790519
>>128790617
>click randomly on googlemaps over Russia
>empty desolate wasteland
>yfw Russia only exists in cyberspace
>yfw Russians are virtual lifeforms intent on hacking your microwave to burn your water

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>>128790986

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>>128786725
is everything going to be blamed on russian hackers?

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>>128788337
4chan is the Mossad to the Russians NSA.

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>>128791078

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>CNN: We have obtained footage of Russia hacking Qatar

can we just class action lawsuit them already

>>128788176
>no mention of impeachment that would totally happen within the next week
Other than that, spot on.

>>128790764
kekd at that one

>>128791087

That's actually rather apt.

>>128787552
IDK IM LITERALLLLLY SHAKING IN MY CROCS RIGHT NOW

they cant keeep getttingg a-away with t-this11!

>>128790422
I would say this is unlikely. Deep State would probably use PMC in this context.

>>128787890
Russian hackers stole all my kleenex so I had to fap into a sock

>>128790519
Either that, or the MSM and the Democrats are filled with goddamn morons falling for the most oblivious phishing links known to man.

>>128787890
Russian hackers invited normie scum to this board and secretly edits their posts with reddit spacing, hash tags, and emojis.

I have factual evidence...

>>128786725
Can the russians hack me a qt gf

>>128791600

But do they know the secret of japanese faces?

̿ ̿̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\=(•̪●)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿

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>>128791271

RUSSIARUSSIARUSSIA

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LIVE IMAGES FROM MOSCOW

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>>128791212
>UNATCO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odfCTFPyZCo

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>SA/UAE/Qatar sponsoring sunni terrorist groups ISIS alQaeda etc. for a decade
>Qataris getting closer to iran,paid 1 bil to free its roaly members kidnapped in iraq( this is the excuse anyways)
>SA turning on qatar
>saudi gives qatar demands or it'll be invaded within 24 hours
Saudis cant have a state close to iran right in its backdoor. They dont want to share power with Qatar,why should they? They're stronger. I guess those billions in arms have to be used on something!

> /pol/ being this deep in denial

Those fuckin ruskies are fucking with me, every time I write out F A M it changes to some kind of russian codeword "senpai" wtf guys is the fbi gonna come after me for this??

>>128791001
>yfw your entire life is a simulation designed to amuse Russian transhumans

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>>128791146
Leafs have been on point of late. Day of rake might be delayed.

>>128792008
>/pol/ giving this few fucks about your narrative

>>128792137

No, i am moving to AZ... Day of Rake must commence.

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the media is just hell bent on destroying themselves

>>128792296


KEKEKEKEKEKEKEK

Added

>>128791813
seems legit

One has to wonder how the Russians lost the cold war if they are such brilliant global manipulators

>>128786725
ANY RUSSIAN HACKERS IN THIS THREAD TO HACK MY PC AND HELP ME GET RID OF A VIRUS I GOT?

Thanks I love you guys. Keep hacking!

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STOP HIM BEFORE HE HACKS TIME

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>>128792525

>>128790764

You get raked last.

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>>128788688
Breddy gud pasta. Pls post as comment everywhere

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>>128791557

>>128792107
>tfw Russians won the Cold War in 1960, ended all non-Russian life then advanced sufficiently to support virtual simulations of past nations to crumble under hammer and sickle
Outside the simulation it's always dark, populated by squatting T-1000s yelling forgotten slurs at one another. This is the real world.

>>128789518
Work for them shekels sharblue.

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>>128788060
no

>>128790397
Based black man! Shadilay!

Russians stole my milk

>>128792525
I am no longer upset but rather impressed at how skilled the Russian hackers have become.

Really makes you think at how much money the US tax payer has wasted on the US IC that can't even tell if these Russian have hacked them until a year or two later.

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>>128792679

Friendly reminder of what happened last time someone tried to rake the leafs.

>>128791707
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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im really starting to think the left have been infiltrated by the right
there is no way the left can think that doing this over and over helps them..
they have to realizes this is destroying all their credibility

>>128793255
GTFO you fucking 1337 haxor!!!!

>>128793197

Friendly reminder you flew in South African firefighters who went on strike while your country burned down.

>>128786725
yes CNN is such a viable news source, never once has it been wrong and an alarmist bullshitter

>>128788176
>Trump is a Russian KGB officer hellbent on destroying America and the world!!!

>>128793346
The Democrat Party has always been a lite-wing party that serves as a containment party for the left.

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>>128792248
Only question is which Provence goes first.

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>>128786725


Russians hacked Muslims into Moscow.

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>>128793375

Tocuhe

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>>128793516
It would honestly be better for them if they didnt do anything at all.
my god they are so cringe

>>128793346
i seriously think some people have problems with the internet. They are psychologically incapable of understanding that they're seeking out similar-minded people, reinforcing their beliefs through these people, and assuming that the WHOLE WORLD thinks that way. They apply it to reality and it explodes in their face, yet they go back online and are assured it was not the idea that's the problem, it's some unseen outside influence

i honestly think we're headed for some seriously dark times as more simpletons are raised with the internet in their lives. Thank christ I snuck into the world just before all this got the way it is. I think about television and how it must have looked to those who came before it, and I fully understand the backlash and concern surrounding it. Hell, I don't fucking understand how anyone can justify paying the prices they charge for a service that's 1/3rd advertisement. it's unreal. What a time to be alive.

>>128793585
Quebec > Ontario... the rest i don't care in which order.

>>128787552
they can't keep getting away with this

>>128786725
Isn't breaking911 a parody page?

>>128793346
everyone but themselves know it
http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/06/04/a-noun-a-verb-and-vladimir-putin-215224

>>128793976
I like elephants and God likes elephants

>http://politico com/magazine/story/2017/06/04/a-noun-a-verb-and-vladimir-putin-215224
https://archive.is/blDRv

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Wtf Russians hacked my benis

>>128793996
thanks friendly bot

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>>128793996
The hero /pol/ needs

>>128786725
>America hacked into Qatar's agency pretending to be Russians in order to blame Russia on blaming Qatar for funding terrorists that are actually being funded by America

Holy fuck, I can't keep up with this shit anymore. It's literally a false flag of a false flag.

>>128786725
I bought a pack of ice cream but fucking russian hackers made it melt before I got home.

>>128786725
Is there anything those Russian hackers can't do?

>>128794492
Stop hacking, apparently

>>128790843
no, that was a mexican.

>>128787890
HELP, THE RUSSIANS KNOCKED OVER MY DRINK SO THEY COULD BUILD A PIPELINE WHERE IT WAS.

>>128793855
Its worse for the left because, being in control of the mainstream narrative, they have no reason whatsoever to entertain alternative points of view. For the right its like youve got your enemy screaming in your face all the time, you cant NOT know what theyre on about.

>>128792840
>tfw Putin was the hero who singlehandedly won them the Cold War so now he gets to be the main character in the simulation, gets to be a l33t hacker and bang Megyn Kelly

>>128791557
The toilet paper too? fuuuuuuuuuck

>>128792963
T H E _ A R C H I T E C T

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>>128795021
>Vladimir Putin is an OC donut steel

>>128795365
>literally rides on bears, black belt in judo, best hacker on Earth, ridiculous intellect and knowing how to play people while being friends with Bernie Eccelstone and Steven Seagal

The question is, is Trump one of the few other players in this simulation, or is Putin the only one?

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How can FBI even compete?

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>>128786725

>400 lb Russian Hackers on Steroids do it again

THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

>>128789373
Obviously, SA runs the fucking Tau, not SMs

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>>128794492

nyet

>>128792513
i'm on it

>>128796183
Need an assist? we Russians need to work together.

>>128786725
I tell you a state secret: all NSA staffed with Russian KGB agents.

>>128796365
sure, get me some covfefe, boris.

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>>128796656

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>>128794445
top kek

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>>128795071

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>>128788063

my sides, this whole thread

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>drunk Slavs are the most talented hackers on earth

>>128788337
TOP KEK

>>128794299
just before in /sg/ he revealed that he's not a bot but using tools to help him post so fast. That guy is really online

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>>128786725

Oy Vey Goys, Putin really is our guy.

>>128786725
How does that make sence. Even if it were true.
Why? Im sure the qatar msm would quickly find out and remove it.
Unlike the DNC, most political groups dont fall for their own propaganda,

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>>128788294
Holy shit, we should make a CNN meme telling normies that the system 32 file is Russian malware. Please someone do it!

>>128802499
I already deleted it from my computer. Along with Program Files (x86)

Benis

A nigger high on crack told me that on plebbit they say that Russian hackers built the Mayan pyramids for George w Busch kek and he said nigger to me

Covfefe

This all happened thirty years ago kek muh dik muh dik desu nigger kek muh op is a 2d anime character

Guys not memeing

Now that Russkies are the Most Powerful Race in The World , where do I enlist as a westcuck collarborateur or FSB informant?
I want to please my future masters


Slava Rossiy!!!