What the fuck
>>128782708
this is what life has become.
>>128782708
>being forced to surrender you k-noife
Holy shit Britbongistan get it together
>>128782708
BIN
>>128782708
BIN THAT KNIFE FUCK MY WIFE
>>128784842
That bisquit.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/11691367/Throwing-biscuit-is-a-violent-crime-say-police.html
They did sculpt a pretty cool knife angel out of those knives though.
>>128782708
Don't they realize that illegalizing small arms will put tens of thousands of people out of jobs?
There is literally no pros in this, because a sandniggers will do the same damage with a kitchen knife as much as with a custom handmade knife
the life of the wife is ended by the knife
>>128782708
Original
>>128786315
the LOIF of the WOIF is ended by the NOIF
>>128782708
BIN YOUR KIN
>>128785815
looks like trump
>>128786405
BIN THAT MODEM
SAVE YOUR SCROTUM
>>128782708
Be better than most.
Bin that shitpost.
Dont be sorry. Park that lorry.
Oh no. How are we supposed to overthrow our government without our pocket knives and biscuits?
>>128782708
MORE LIKE LIFE SURRENDER BIN AMIFITE
>>128785815
looks like its asking the fuck is wrong with you guys
Only post ITT if your country has never had a weapons amnesty.
>>128785815
>>128782708
...and the sun sets on the British empire...
>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m Anon. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis
mfw