????

>>128780778
Yes, don't you?

>>128780778
It's the fastest way to bring a small amount of water to a boil.

>>128780894
WTF sure i dont
Jesus Christ help them

I personally boil over stove but most I know will heat a cup for tea in microwave

>>128780778
of course we do, if it's 400 ml or less than yeah, it's easy as shit and I don't have to waste time and energy by turning on the stove.

>>128780894
>>128780956
I don't even know what I expected from a country that only eats McDonalds

This is the reason why faggot snaggle toothed britbongs are mocking you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjbZBDjCK_w&t=406s

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>>128781072
Muricans its not 2 late just stop pls

>>128780778
I do it sometimes when I don't have enough time to boil my water traditionally
>inb4 buy a water boiler
unnecessary gadget in my opinion.

Lol, is this for real?

>>128780778
The taps don't get hot enough over here. What do you want us to do?

>>128781266
Im happy that they left europe

Yes, we can afford microwaves.

>>128780778
If all the other nations would stop sending their tards here, this would not be happening. I use a kettle like a civilized person, thank you very much, faggot.

What's wrong with microwaving water?

I only microwave my mountain dew, but I don't see what's wrong with quickly heating water for tea or something

>>128780778
Hell yeah I do
Halves the time to boil it on an electric coil stove. I only boil it in a pot if it's too big for the microwave.

>>128780778
And then they are like " wi ar deing of cAnCeR n shit"

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What a surprise that third world European countries are less efficient at basic things like heating water than Americans are.

>>128781266
>Swedish
>Cuts you some slack as your gf/wife is probably getting gang raped right now.

>>128781660
ok i respect u
u r a human

>>128780778
>poorfags have to use an inefficient stovetop and kettle to make water for their tea

Yes, just the other day my gf offered me some tea next thing I know hear the microwave going.

>>128781773
right? I'm reading this thread thinking "my god, they actually think it's faster to get out a kettle and do it than just stick it in the microwave."

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Meh got a water boiler and a stove kettle. I usually heat water over a fire.

Nothing wrong with microwaving water though. Its not like we have high energy costs.

>>128781773
They are also defenseless faggots. So there's that too.

This can't be real

>>128781660
> I use a kettle like a faggot
FTFY
Kettles are for old bitches and fags.

>>128781754
>microwaving water makes it carcinogenic
Poland, showing off that scientific acumen they're their famous for.

>>128781660

Kettles just concentrate the fluoride

fuck that.

>>128781754
Take a physics class. you are completely safe even staring into the glass.

See the grate on a microwave door? That stops any waves from getting through because the holes are smaller than the magnitude of the waves.

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>>128780778
I don't understand what the uproar is about. It heats the water fast if I want oatmeal. You euros to simple to figure that out yet??

fucking fat yank retards deserve 9/11 2 for this shit

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>>128782209
My state doesn't have fluoride water.

Don't come here though there are already way too many faggots moving here.

>>128782215
It's pointless to educate them. You're talking to ooga-booga cave people who are still struggling to tame "the red flower."

>>128781557
Put a pot on the stove and boil water, nigger.

>>128780778
why the fuck would you NOT use a microwave? Are you guys retarded, it takes literally one tenth the amount of time

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>>128782022
Leaf I have some bad news about your country bud.

>>128782509
>Dig a hole with a spoon, nigger

this came from the cup-o-noodle company changing their directions from add water and microwave to boil water and add to cup. at least for me it was. I just went well fuck that's inconvenient. so I got my Pyrex measuring cup out and just boiled the water in there. Its probably a good idea because Styrofoam cant be good for you if melted into the water. Made me start reheating my left overs on a plate too instead of the box it comes in.

Such is life when mothers and girlfriends dont cook anymore.

>>128782286
For us europeans its like eating a soup with a fork

>>128780778
Water? Never heard of that, but I do heat up sauces and stuff in a microwave...

>>128782286
Yeah oatmeal is super easy to make with microwave. Also good for melting chocolate for strawberries etc. Euros missing out

the (((media))) likes to spread these stereotypes - "Americans are violent, stupid etc"

the truth is if we discount all the 3rd world monkeys we're just like the white Europeans

>>128780778
My cousin stole my water kettle so yes now I boil my water in the microwave.

>>128780778
that's right, that thing you have a whole nother appliance for, is just 2:30-3:00 in the same cup i intend to drink it out of.

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I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD OP
ONE MORE WORD OUT OF YOU
AND ILL DO IT

>>128782646
Except a microwave is more efficient and a fork is less efficient, retarded 2-tone flag poster.

>>128782646
But that would be retardedly ineffective. This is effective. Is it just not done by anyone so no one dares to try it?

>>128782776
except unlike them we know how to heat fucking water

>>128780778
I microwave water to clean my bong. 5 minutes to boil versus 3 minutes? I'll take it.

But for anything else, I boil water.

>>128782421
:c I thought ppl on 4chan won't be that easy to bait

>>128780778
Like from the toilet?

Brits acting all high and mighty like they don't eat dried whole tomatoes for breakfast

>>128782815
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>128780778
I want to move to Texas and work on a farm so bad.

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>literally just put two glasses of ice water in the microwave before sitting down and seeing this thread

>>128782815
Jesus Christ sweet Ave Maria stop this madness pls

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>>128781557
>what is a kettle
how did these mooks make it this far?

>>128780778
Isn't it because American power outlets don't produce enough to power a water boiling kettle?

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>>128782815
>Literally a button for hot water
Euro's on suicide watch

It never occurred to me that Europeans didn't... I also eat soup with a fork, am I a bad person?

>>128780778
I use a kettle. Not every American is identical in their habits.

>>128780778
O kurwa, i never thought about it, I have to try

>>128782815
stop anon! 5 mins is way too long for 1 cup of water, you want 3 mins AT MOST, probably 2:30.

>>128782998
>ice
Why though?

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>>128780894
no, i use the hot water switch on my espresso machine

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>>128782818
>>128782868
heh

>>128780778
No I use a plastic water percolator.

>>128783054
>LOOK LOOK I'M RETARDED PLEASE PRAISE ME EUROPE

>>128782998
Man, that seems like a bad idea. If you heat the glass to fast it might shatter.

I can't tell if OP is taking me on a ruse cruise.

>>128780778
I do not, I put water in a pot on the stove, I also don't clap during unnecessary moments (in the middle of a speech, after a movie etc.)
Just remember....
#notallburgers

>Americans are so dumb they put ice in their drinks to cool them instead of using a cooling kettle

Wew...

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>>128782815
>Hot Water
wew lad

>>128783145
that's a pretty sexy espresso machine.

>>128780778
don't have testicle frying microwave device in home

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>>128782646

Microwaving water? Jesus fk, what? Don't you just, you know, as it should work, boil your fkn water? Waterheater? Kettle?

No, wait, radiate that shit. Become the roach.

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>>128780778
nothing in this world like a water bottle fresh out the microwave after 3 minutes

>>128780778
What is the problem with microwaving water?

Holy shit, this really is real

Anyone seen the new house of cards?

The finale had the stench of a feminist coup from the producers

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>>128782062
sat here thinking exactly the same

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>>128783532

>>128783514
>Netherlands education

>>128781557
Wtf....

What is a kettle?

How else are you supposed to melt ice cups into water? if you throw it in a pan it just sizzles and burns.

>euro-primates are afraid of microwaves

top lel

>>128781620
Kettles are much cheaper you idiot.

>>128782395

>My state doesn't have fluoride water.

Once more faggots move there, it will.

>>128782286
>water
>oatmeal

>>128783514
>Dutch education

>>128781259
it makes the cup hot as hell man wtf

>>128783680
I use it for quick, already fkn shit food. Nothing else. Microwave pretty much destroys food and other substances.

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>>128782815
its beautiful

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>>128783532

>>128783658
Kettle, oi you mean a long pot right?

>>128783787
Milk gives me acne. Haven't had it in 3 years.
>Also all that hormone crap I've learned about since then. Milk can fuck off.

>>128783713
Exactly, you broke Norwegian

>all these poorfags who don't have a dedicated hot water tap

>>128780778
In my dorms we don't have a stove, only a microwave. What am I supposed to do?

>>128780778
This is a slide thread. What are you sliding?

>>128783880
You don't make hot chocolates in the microwave?

>>128782395
show us your teeth

>>128780778
I've never even heard of that before this thread.

>>128783880
THIS

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>>128782815
"hot water"
top kek

>>128783558
Europoor education makes them think water can be activated by microwave exposure.

>>128781266
I haven't eaten Mc Donald's in 6 years.

>>128783658
>Needing a dedicated appliance specifically for heating water slowly

Wew.

>>128782815
>Literally has Hot Water button.

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In defense of the burgerbros, have you ever tried boiling a kettle that runs on 120v? Thing takes like 20 mins to boil.

>>128783713
>Have kettle
>Throw in freedom fries
>Try to heat up
>no

fuck kettles

>>128784118
I've started drinking warm water in the winter when it is really cold and my house is really cold.
>In college and we don't feel like paying for the house to be 75*

>>128781259
>ml
get off your American proxy and then kill yourself for not being American.

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>>128783998
8 Euros. That's what, 6 burgers?

>>128783959
>Implying that's not fucking disgusting
Have you ever been to bongland? They have two separate taps and only one of them is safe to drink out of.

Absolute fucking subhumans.

>>128783558
the same chinks who think boiling water twice makes it poisonous, think that microwaving it will make it radioactive or something

only faggots own tea kettles

>>128784183
that sounds like you got sick and puked one once.

i once did and it took me about 8 years to recover, but i tell you that first doublecheeseburger was so tasty and peppery.

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>>128783413
its enough for a cup
if i need more its pic related

WHAT

>>128780778
What's wrong with boiling some water in the microwave...?

>>128783873
yeah, but I can live with that.

>>128784082
The fk, no why?

>>128780778
STOP RADIATIVE MIXING. IR RADIATION FOR IR PRODUCTS. MICROWAVE RADIATION FOR MICROWAVE PRODUCTS

14/88

>>128784353
how often do you clean it?

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>>128783514
You realize all light is radiation right. There are no gamma, X-rays, or free neutrons in your microwave.

Placing a large container of water into the microwave is great for cleaning the microwave. But when I need boiling water, I use a kettle.

>>128784183
Ah, so you're a wendy's man. Good taste.

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>>128784358
one of these, you fucking mong

>>128783873
not if you use a ceramic cup with a handle

>>128780778
Most people have cheap coil stoves so it actually takes longer on a stove. I always throw it on the gas stove because more BTUs

>>128780778
Well, it works, but I just boil it more that microwaving it. Especially after killing a roach with a microwave (cause lol, microwaves make water move faster and cook shit with extra energy...chemistry is the master race)

>>128780778
I use a kettle.

Why would you ever even want to microwave water?

>>128784398
>>128784162

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>>128783033
>>128783400
>>128784118
>>128784240
confirmed for never eating instant ramen
crush some pic related in cup noodles and shit is bangin' yo

>>128784418
that's badass dude

Electric kettles in America don't work as well as their voltage is lower than the rest of the world, 100v Vs 220-240v.

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Can an ameribro give me the quick rundown on why they don't use kettles?

Are they uncommon? Unpopular? What's the problem?

>>128781259
What's a ml?

>>128784590
>Eating the sodium jew

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>>128783033
I need a new microwave

>>128780778
2bh I microwave butter when I cook

>>128784353
sure if you want to wait half an hour this is a good idea.

>>128784477
I use it daily a few times. So I clean it every day and replace filters once a month - I got a somewhat more expensive one.

>>128784632
We all have huge homes with full kitchens.

So we have stoves and microwaves, no one drinks hot tea and we don't need a kettle.

>>128780778
Idk, don't have a microwave

Is it true bongs let Muslims rape their women?

>>128782815
Don't put American pyrex in the microwave. The temperature differential can cause it to explode when you take it out

At least we don't put milk in our tea like bongs. I fucking swear, for a nation that thinks they know tea...

>>128784632
Why
would
we
possibly
ever
want
a
dedicated
appliance
for
slowly
heating
water

>>128780778
>When you live in a state/country so great that has fresh water

>So CLEAN that it CAN be microwaved

>BEST COUNTRY ON EARF

>>128784742
Only if you run cold water over it after. Room temp isn't cold enough to make glass explode/crack in my experience

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>>128784590
Disgusting

>>128781773
I dont get it either. Just microwave it

>>128784632
Tea isn't big here and most people have dedicated coffee makers. So there isn't much need for a device specifically used to heat water.

>>128784699
I just used it, maybe 1min 30 seconds for 3 cups of tea.

If you're in a fkn hurry because you have to commute 50 miles to work because burger, use hot tap water and it will be done in a dozen seconds. Or buy a fkn timer and have it start up when you wake up if you need it to be even more convenient.

>>128784782
My electric kettle boils water is a lot faster than you think desu

>>128782815
This entire thread is painful
Jesus Christ America sort yourself out
This should be a crime
>a fucking insult to your tea sipping ancestors

Btw this is actually really inefficient too a kettle boils in like 1 min
Fucking buy one

>>128784183
Was that some kind of turning point in your life?

>>128784993
Fuck off mud

>>128784625
well we have 220 but its used specifically for big appliances like electric water heaters and electric dryers. 110 is a much safer voltage for household electronics and lights. Its just the way we wire houses.

i used to microwave to save time but as i left school and quit my job i know boil over a stove

>>128784632
Americans are fat and lazy
That said it is useful for making cup of noodles and tea, i'll give you that

today I learned Americans don't own kettles

LMFAO ARE AMERICANS EVEN HUMAN AT THIS POINT?

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Is microwaving water what they teach you in american education?

>>128784632
We do. Most of the people in my family have one. I just used one to boil water for Tea like 5 minutes ago.

>>128781072
Jesus bro, wtf?

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>>128784183
How are you alive?
You aren't a commie are you?

>>128782509
But takes way fucking longer. Total waste of time.

>>128784993
Should it be a crime on the same level of having a bike wheel in public, or what should the punishment be?

I usually use the coffee pot if i need really hot water

>>128784983
bullshit. try that on 110v

>>128781072
This is why you have a gynecomastia

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>this thread

Microwave heats food mostly by exciting molecules of water contained in your food.
Things heats up in microwave because they have some water inside. Heating just water is the most efficient way of using microwave.

>>128785154
Europeans only work 5 hours a day, tops. They have time to sit around and watch water boil.

>>128780778
Used to as a kid. Don't even own a microwave anymore.

>heat is caused by movement
>microwave ovens work by causing water molecules to vibrate at high speeds (generating heat)
Every time you put something in the microwave, you're microwaving water.

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>>128782617
Underrated

>microwave cup of water
>superheating occurs
>microwave door blows open
>cup sitting there, not water left in cup

>>128785105
did you just make this? damn medkit, not bad

>>128785105

Yes they teach basic chemistry

I heat water in the water heater, my gf if it's just for a cup uses the microwave.
But most of the time we have a thermo thingy can which keeps water hot for the whole day and we just boil in the morning and use it whenever through the day

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>>128781667
>I only microwave my mountain dew

>>128780778
Not usually

>>128780778
To be fair microwaves are literally designed to emit EM radiation a resonant frequency that corresponds to the rotation of a water molecule, so microwaving water makes sense.

>>128781660
>be shart-in-mart
>use a kettle

>Has Science Gone Too Far?

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>>128781054
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>>128785105

>>128785175
110v? We on 230v. You can't handle a little power, faggot?

>>128782815
Clean your fucking microwave you disgusting pig

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Europoors btfo

>>128785525
its not even dirty to you cuck

>>128785560

BLOWN

THE

FUCK

OUT

>>128780778
I only do that if I'm desperate for time and need hot water.

>>128785092
we have coffee pots son. women drink the tea.

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>>128784993
We drink coffee over here bong boy

>>128785560

>they will never drink lightning water

cucks

>>128783052
yes

>>128785175
is america really this low energy?

>europoors think americans don't own a microwave and a kettle
>europoors are so poor that they can't even imagine buying both

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>>128785510

>>128780778

>>AmeriFAG here, America sucks and I am allowed to say it, we do some dumb shit and I apologize for any of the cunts you have to experience as a result of our "Patriotism" but you have to admit that other countries are just as daft and silly in some of their methods, collectively all of our species sucks.

>>"Americans microwave water?!"
>>"African Americans spit on brooms if their feet get swept"

It's cultural and america has no culture. You fucks brought us culture and we want to fit in.

also
>>"Children poop anywhere they want in china, and have fucking police geese."

SO tell me we are weird again.

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>>128785169
I'm not sure this sin is forgivable

Jokes aside this is a really weird thing to do if I saw someone do this I might consider getting them sectioned.
Comparable to taking a shit in the bin.

>>128781667
>I only microwave my mountain dew
you what

>>128784839
It depends on a lot of different factors such as how much water you have in the container, the temperature, humidity and air circulation of the room you're in, and how old the pyrex container is. Either way you oughtn't do it if you care about your eyesight. If you really must heat water in the microwave oven I suggest using thinner, non-tempered glass, borosilicate glass or plastic.

>>128785385
6000000 hours in MS paint

>>128785713
for the house but we wire in a separate circuit for electric water heaters, clothes dryers, welders. things like that.

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>>128785560
>metal in microwave

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Well this thread has really enlightened me. Fucking microwaving water. What the fuck.

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>>128785510
>completely attempt divert the already off-topic but harmless thread....

>>128780778
Does water boiled on a stove top taste different than water microwaved to boil? Of course it doesn't. So why would we waste our time doing that? I see why our economy is so much larger than yours

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>>128785560

>>128785092
>see new zealand flag
Ugh, the lesser Antipode. Go get Australia he's funny and everyone likes him better.

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>>128785560

>>128784993
>a fucking insult to your tea sipping ancestors
We've become a new race.

>>128780894
Fucking weird cunt.

>>128785950
>not drinking the lightning water
No wonder the your blitzkriegs never worked
you weren't properly hydrated for them

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Why would I want to have to clean a gay ass kettle when I can just microwave the water.

>>128785522
see>>128785911

its called efficiency and safety.

I've got a kettle that dispenses boiling water in a matter of seconds.

Don't burgers have something similar? It's really useful and it spits a given measure straight into the mug once it reaches a certain temperature.

>>128781557
Is this bait.
I don't care , had a good laff

>>128783514
Yeah, no wonder Europe is so shit.

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>>128782395
Amen bro.

>>128785950
Lmao I put a can in the microwave when I was drunk once and there were literal lightning bolts and everything I microwaved after that for a month tasted fucked up
Scared the life out of me

>>128780956
false.

the fastest way would be to freeze the water in a thin glass container, and then quickly put it over a stovetop set on max. the water will boil instantly due to the pressure differential.

make sure to be very precise though. get down close at eye level, the bottom of the glass has to touch evenly with the stovetop.

dont be afraid to get really close and get your eyes about an inch away to be as accurate as possible

>>128786032
I have no mouth and I must scream

>>128784183
How have you not eaten in six years?

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>There are people in this world that don't consider a hot dog a sandwich
>they have no problem thinking that pic related or any other sub with bread connected is a sandwich
>theoretically this makes pita, calzones and tacos sandwiches

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>>128786157
>efficiency and safety
>murican out-european the european
k

Only if I'm making oatmeal I will. Not gonna boil barely half a cup of water in a pot for fucking oatmeal.

>>128786291
Do not do this, it will explode into your eyehole

>>128783880
>mfw microwaves destroy water

>>128784993
microwave boils water in 1-2 min on high

Whats wrong with microwaving water? This is one of rare things that burgers do and its not actually stupid.

>>128786331
>running enough current through your house to run welders in every room.

you dont understand just how many people live here do you?

>>128784993
also
>tea

>>128783558
Heating plastic touching water is not a good idea

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>>128785560

>>128780778
>Is it true that Americans microwaves water?!
Microwaved water is delicious. Microwaving keeps all the nutrients in the water, too.

I personally turn on the tap for about a half hour before filling my water container. The water comes out extra cold that way and it helps flush out any contaminants.

I usually preheat the water before microwaving it by setting it on the engine block a large diesel vehicle. Rev it up to really get it warm. You know you're doing it right when the black smoke comes out really thick!

The water should then be place in front of an air conditioner on full blast for one or two hours. Turn on the heat, too, to keep your house from getting cold.

Now take it and microwave it until its the right temperature and it's ready. Let it cool down to room temperature before you drink it!

>>128786157
Your standard fuse? 16A?

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>>128786267
Put a CD inside, set it on defrost, enjoy the show.
Picture related

Water simply tastes better from the microwave.

>>128780778
>You use a device that heats things up by agitating the water molecules in them to boil water?
>You must be a fucking retard
This is why the US has a flag on the moon and you don't.

Literally what is wrong with microwaving water?? I see lots of memes but no actual logical or scientific arguments.

If gets the job done in a quicker manner, I don't see the problem.

>>128784379
I'm an American who uses the same thing . quicker than a stove and microwave just seems wrong

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>>128786536
A
FUCKING
MICROWAVE

>>128783020
>>128783658
How do you not know what a kettle is?

>>128786323
Hotdogs arent sandwiches because they are dogs. Ya dig?

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>>128786495

So do it in a glass?

>>128784477
Why would you clean something you boil water in? What would you clean it with?

I microwave a fresh glass of tap water every morning to have for the day. Gotta pour it out and do a fresh one each time though for best effect

>>128786323
Hot dog is not a sandwich

Meatball is a sandwich
pita, calzones, tacos are not sandwiches.

Asians, even asian americans already have the water at 198 degrees with their hot water pot

> be europoor
> own kettle passed down for generations
> can't afford microwave
> die in genocide

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>>128782646
>soup with a fork
and what's wrong with that?

>>128786743
lmao

>>128786536

>Let it cool down to room temperature before you drink it!

>not cranking up the freezer and putting it in there for 2.5 minutes

What are you, some kinda european?

>>128780778
I microwave butter also

>>128784353
my physics professor would always talk about these things, he's a kraut

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>be bong
>boutta make a cuppa finnest leaf water
>check kettle license
>check water license
>check spout license
>alles well innit mum
>pour water into kettle
>heat kettle on stove
>fuck forgot to check stove license
>hear the police closing in
>kettle starts to scream
>OI HE'S GOT EMSELF A HOSTAGE
>cops burst in
>hold up silver spoon
>HE'S GOT A WEAPON LITE EM UP LADS
>could have just used my microwave license

>thread belongs on /ck/

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>>128785560

dude what is wrong with microwaving water

>he doesn't buy boiling water

>>128784681
Medium Latte. The metric equivalent is "Grande": Starbucks just loves sucking that euro cock.

>>128786762
>he thinks asian americans don't microwave their water

>>128786551
we have a bunch of sub breakers for each zone of the house.

>>128786848
Why is this funny?

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>>128786841
>soup with a fork
>soup
>implying
its ramen faggot

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>>128781754
Stop making us look stupid lad.

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>>128786998

>>128786719

>I love drinking concentrated sediments

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>>128786998
fucking kek

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>>128785510

>>128787108
He's being ironic, are you autistic?

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>>128786709
>>128786761
Why is hot dog not a sandwich? It is standard meat + condiments between bread. Hotdog is a form of sausage and many meatballs are made with caseless sausage.

I love to give Americans shit as much as the next guy, but this time they ain't wrong. Objectively nothing wrong with it. Quick and efficient, fucking Luddites. All mugs don't get "super hot" as someone feared above.

>>128780778
nah I boil my water homie, although microwaving water is alright if it's for basic stuff like tea

>>128786762

>implying 198 is boiling

>>128786291
leaf shit posting is pretty funny

I microwave water all the time

>technology is evil!

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>>128786998

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>Euros won't pay or put in the effort to maintain their country's impressive cultural and architectural acheivements
>But fervently defend outdated and inefficient methods of heating fucking water

Get your shit together Europoors.

>>128783873

Use a pyrex measuring cup with a handle. It's heat-safe and dissipates before you can even touch it with your hand.

>>128780778


I don't. I use the stove top to boil water and heat milk.

>>128787257
Why is it funny though?

>lol he doesn't actually like hot water
what?

>>128780778
Only lowbrow scum do this

>>128787480
Who are you quoting???

>>128787414
>Euros won't pay or put in the effort to maintain their country's impressive cultural and architectural acheivements
And then talk shit about us when we tear down old buildings and build new ones.

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You all seem to be under the impression we use gas light and stove

We have progressed in our tea making capabilities burger friends

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>>128780778
Europoors don't have microwaves or what?
Next thing you'll tell me you guys don't have mixing basins for your tap and have two faucets instead
one for hot and one for cold
haha that would be horrible

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>Use filtered water in glass
>Take iodine to deter any possible radiation or toxins

All anti-microwave arguments BTFO

>>128787287
I think the answer is that it's not eaten sideways like a sandwich.

>>128787584

Sometimes anons use meme arrows to imply implications.

Please lurk.

>>128786536
Is this pasta? It should be

>>128786267
i still remember the day my dad bought our first microwave back in the 90s
he lectured me to never put any metal insight
my mom was still scared shitless and verboten me too use it without observation

>>128787584


See:>>128787763

>>128786841
microwaving water is faster than other methods. eating soup with a fork sounds fucking stupid

>>128780894
>>128780956
>>128781072
>>128781557
>>128781660
>>128781667
>>128781773
>"Greatest country on earth"
>Electrical grid is too third-world tier to boil water
Really gets my gears turning

>>128785192

You don't microwave it in a plastic container dummy

>>128787763
He asked What after the greentext impying it was something I said which it wasn't. I'm not a newfag, newfags

>>128781667
I like iced Dew. Nuke it to boiling in the microwave , then pour over crushed ice with whipped cream. Maybe a pinch of sea salt.

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>>128785560
Dog bless america

>>128787901
SO WHAT'S THE JOKE

being ironic isn't a joke

>>128786192
I want one of these. What's it called?

>>128787826
I never got that lesson when I was a kid ahah
I also learnt firsthand why not to put a knife in the toaster

If you're wondering what it's like
Imagine a big flash of white light and someone beating you in the shoulder with a baseball bat really hard

why do you need to boil water in the first place? don't tell me you fell for the instant coffee meme

>>128786719
vinegar, citric acid for kettles
Really agressive acid for industrial purposes such as cleaning insides of heat exchangers.

>>128788008
HOLY SHIT ARE YOU THIS AUTISTIC???
>Gotta pour it out and do a fresh one each time though for best effect
Nobody does this. Hence, it is humorous. Because it is an exaggerated scenario to add onto the already humorous topic at hand ITT. Does this satisfy your autism???

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>>128786998

>>128788157
>sweden confirmed for third world country

>>128787191
>burger education
Where do these sediments come from?

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>>128788123
>Flag
>Baseball bat
?????