What does /pol/ think of the Amish?

>>128778947
they make great food

>>128778947
Ignorance breeds ignorance but at least they're out of the way unlike niggers

Cant live in this world. Lets delete

>>128778947
red pilled as fuck

>>128778947
I'm starting to think they might have the right idea.

they helped PA go red

>>128778947
Hard working God fearing people that despises degeneracy. All hail the Amish!

>>128778947
They will become Kings when the emp hits

Fuckin baller unlike those hutterite peices of shit

>>128779911
damn, theyve been doing the long con all along

>>128778947

Work hard, raise tasty livestock humanely, make generally aesthetically bland but indestructible furniture, praise Jesus, maybe a bit inbred. Overall, 7/10, would let into my country and leave them alone.

>>128778947
they got dat BWC (big white cock)

>>128778947
Meh. The Amish around me drive jet black Silverados and have IPhones. I also heard they don't pay car insurance.

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>>128778947
Pioneers.

We all could learn a thing or thousand from them.

>Inb4 Varg argument about desert cult

seems like good people trying to live their lives without raising spoiled brats as children. hard work makes the man.

>>128778947
Sort of Jew-like without the drive for world domination.
Totally want to be one.

>>128778947
products of incest...... sad story

They figured out the perfect society.

>>128778947
Found out how deep the rabbit hole actually is.

>>128780427
>don't pay car insurance.
Can confirm. They pay like 10 bucks a month tho, not completely free. They probably have their own personal insurance agency.

>>128778947
Redpilled, Traditional Families, Hard workers.

Basically what we should all strive to be albeit the inbreeding.

>>128781582
What they've started doing is bussing the youth from community to community for speed dating to prevent incest. Girl from Missouri marries a guy from Pennsylvania, that kind of thing. There is no saving some though.

>>128778947
Hypocrites. From Lancaster PA AMA

>>128778947
They are like a save game made in 1800.
Might be useful in future.

>>128780427
Those are Mennonites

>>128782029
They have all sorts of post-WWIII skillz.

>>128782025
what is their cut off year for technology? can they go mountain biking?

>>128779911
This.

>The meek shall inherit the Earth
>tfw you watch the Amish rule over the eternal victim

Find me a better timeline.
Protip: You literally can't.

I would of loved to have been born Amish, I imagine I'd of been a lot happier but I don't think I could give up TV now I've been exposed to it

The industrial revolution was a mistake.

>>128782258
They will be the majority of the American population in 40 years either way.

>>128781906
And to some extend, they contribute to make white babies.

They are a stock against white extinction.

>>128778947

In the inevitable post-petroleum world, they will survive and thrive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOMWzjrRiBg

>>128782225
Depends on the individual church. The latest I've seen would be turn of the 21st. Like I said though their hypocrites and will have washing machines and phones hidden in a shed but it's not cheating to them for reasons.

The kids play around on shorty scooters and some bikes the adults have 4 wheelers hidden in their barns for when the women aren't looking.

>>128782225
It probably has something to do with something else doing the work. I think they pretty much just ban/restrict combustion engines and electricity. A modern car is perfectly fine, as long you take the fuel and battery out and pull it with a horse.

They are fine, as far as I can tell, with futuristic space age technology, like GMOs and shit.

In practice their are as diverse sets of rules as their are communities.

>>128782416
Based Amish. Do they only get one wife?

>>128783431
Only one at a time. But remarriage is common in the case of spouse death.

>John Troyer, who lived near Kokomo, Indiana, had an unusually large family, perhaps the largest of all time among the Amish or Mennonites. John was first married to Catherine Schrock who bore him twelve children. Following her death he married her cousin Caroline (Schrock) Kendall, a young widow with two children. John and Caroline in turn had seventeen additional children. This made a total of 31 children.

LMAO I live around a big Amish population. They have big alcohol/drug issues. We (the PD) get called out weekly to a farm for drugs/alcohol/domestic abuse/etc on the weekly. Often a combination of the bunch.

They're absolute cunts about traffic citations because they think laws don't apply to their horses. I've no shit had to pull them over on a 70mph state highway where they are doing like 8mph? Not legal but they made a huge shitfit about it.

Amish food? I seriously hope you guys don't do this. Most don't wash their hands after work/shitting and many don't have any sort of running water so they clean their hands in the same bucket of filth from the morning baby bath.

They're a cult. Only a very large one.

Not redpilled in the slightest. Like Jews only not rich.

I've done the math and they will never make up a significant voting block even if they maintain current birth rates. They could swing a few states in the not so distant future, but there will never be an Amish America fantasy that some people on /pol/ seem to have. Sorry goys, white birth rates are fucked. The only hope is to get a red pilled billionaire to invent a bullet that sterilizes people and then hires people to shoot every minority they see with it.

>>128778947
>have pure white women
>dress them like muzzies do
amish logic. perfect place for an ethnically pure strip club. what a waste.

>>128783938
>The Amish will solve the white birth rate

These guys just keep getting better. It's a shame they don't believe in violence.

Vaccine fags hate them because they are unvaccinated and have none of the allergies the general population has and are healthier on average, plus no polio or disease outbreaks so the pharmaceutical jew has a hard time arguing against them

>>128778947
the amish are cool af

>>128784020
>The only hope is to get a red pilled billionaire to invent a bullet that sterilizes people and then hires people to shoot every minority they see with it.

Or alternatively just remove Jews from high government positions.

I used to laugh at them and thought they were backwards retards.

Now I envy them.

cmon son
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg

>>128778947
If they had guns and science books, they would rule the universe.

>>128784020
>1/4 million now
>500K in 20y
>million in 40y

Not a huge portion of the total population. But America's rural population is small and shrinking. 1 million and 40 year could make the the majority in every rural county in America. Barron Trump might win his presidential bid but still lose the popular vote by 100 million.

And they will have converts. If they can stick together and stay successful, they will get converts in droves.

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>>128785231
They have guns, they are just pacifists (like Buddhists...)

Puppy millers :^(

>>128785729
if they start converting people they will loose their language and genetic background......

>>128778947

Confusing.

>the two options you have are live on a farm or live in a metropolis

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>>128778947
Spent some time in Amish country Ohio a decade back, from what I remember

>Women are hot in a rustic way
>Gender roles are completely traditional
>Food is some of the best I've had in the USA
>People are polite
>Strong community
>No Minorities

I wouldn't want to live like an Amish, but I can see the appeal.

>>128778947
From what I know they seem pretty based, at least the super traditional ones. They're not affected by the degeneracy that plagues modern society