THIS THURSDAY

>>128771622
he's gonna plead the fif

>>128771622
IN A WORLD

>>128771622

AT THE DOME ARENA

The president has no credibility to me right now, let me know when there's actually a leg to stand on for ousting him.

This reminds me of that time my sister wanted to have practice sex to prepare for her date. She came home after school one day all flustered and said that her crush would only date her if they had sex after dinner. Mind you she was 16 and this dude was 19 (got held back a few years), while I myself was 11.

I didn't have a suit so I put on my dad's which was hilariously oversized, even if I was pretty big for my age and did as she asked. I love my sister so I didn't question much but when she wanted to practice kissing after eating I got a little nervous so I backed out a little. We ended up doing that thing the dogs did in Lady & the Tramp which made it a little less awkward.

My sister had never had sex before, and obviously neither had I. She had no real formal sex education (bible belt) but had seen a porno flick after sneaking into the theater last year. I'm guessing that's where her knowledge came from because she had some pretty detailed requests, asking me to take off her bra and rub her breast, and in turn she would take off my pants and poke my weiner. We went to her bedroom and she gently tied me to the frame with her bra and took off her underwear. I didn't know what was going on and I didn't have any real sexual attraction to my sister but I got a slight chubby and she got on top of me and slid it in her vagina. She told me that she'd do all the work because I didn't know how and kinda started jumping up and down on my semi. This scared my penis flaccid so we gave up.

Anyways, we cannot let trump have the nuclear codes.

>>128771622
THIS THURSDAY
>THURSDAY
THURSDAY

WITNESS THE ULTIMATE SALT MINING EXTRAVAGANZA AS JAMES COMEY PLEADS THE FITH AMMENDMENT AND BTFO THE MSM
>MSM
MSM

>>128773426
degenerate

THEY CALLED HIM A SHOWBOAT

THEY CALLED HIM NUTJOB

>>128773658
>royporno

Fag

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THEY GO HEAD TO HEAD

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>>128771622

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>>128773977

comey is going to be raped in prison.

>>128771622
>Mr Comey did the President obstruct justice
>Well not exactly
>What do you mean
>He didnt technically obstruct justice, but I
felt pressued anyway
>OH SO HE IS UNFIT TO BE PRESIDENT!

Media jizzes in their own faces

>>128772395
>I can't recall

>>128771622
>"I can not answer that."
>"Thats classified at this time."
>"I plead the fifth."

>>128773426
Is this.....FRESH PASTA?!

>>128775090
wat is dis?

>>128775558
They already jizz in their own faces.

ABC has just reported Comey won't claim Trump obstructed.

Zero Hedge started to down play it today on twitter.

>>128776542
Just that he "peer pressured" him.
Reminds me of "queer pressure."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52WIdTcSvhc

>>128776542

He will point out Trump was full of shit when he said Comey told him he wasn't under investigation three times.

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>>128776215

comey about to be BTFO

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>trump has scheduled a speach that will run at the same time as the comey interview
regardless of whether comey actually moves this whole thing forward or not there is no way that Thursday will not deliver

>>128777749
link pls

you now realize liberals are now doing what trump supporters did during the election with hillary

'just you wait, tomorrow comey is going to indict hillary and she'll be locked away for good! this time Assange will completely btfo the dnc!'

kek. I can't wait to savour their tears when they turn on homey once again because his supposed triple faloozey-maloozey was only a quarter-doozey at best

>>128775090
>>128775090
DELET THIS

>>128778056
>>128778056
https://www.apnews.com/c7559200fbbd4cc08682484f876be349/Trump-schedules-speech-during-Comey-testimony

>>128771622
FOR ONE BRIEF MOMENT, THE WORLD WAS HIS

>>128778056
>>128778350
what the fuck I hate AP news now, the actual text of the article does not support the title in the URL. I thought it was too stupid to be fake

"Mr. Comey, if Trump asked you to drop the investigation into Russia involvement in the elections then why didn't you report like you are bound to do through policy?"

"fuck... I knew I should have kept my mouth shut"

>>128778350
it's the circlejerk dinner all over again

trump will be gloating as comey delivers absolutely fucking nothing while 50,000 desperate liberals watch on the edge of their seats

hell probably just give a presentation commemorating the fbi for its anniversary

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>>128775859
>>128775788

>>128778609
this is why Trump is safe

>>128778350
Speech? Where?

>>128778740

Jokes on him, I'm a 110 paladin doing 1.2 mill DPS.

>>128778939
I read the article, it's clickbait, I fucked up

>>128777105
How will he do that? Fucking retard. It's something that only the two of them can know, and because he doesnt definitively know what recordings Trump has or doesnt have he cant vehemently deny ever telling him. I mean, even if he told him once, that just about does it. Will he have the balls to say that I never told him he wasn't being investigated even once let alone three times? Remember, if he says that he can't recall three, that means he can recall at least one time. And if he said it to Trump at least one time, it's over for you faggots

>>128778609
What do you all think he answers for this q?

>"Mr. Comey. The President claims on three occasions you told him he was not under investigation, is that true?"

His answer here is the key. If he says anything other than "I never told him that, not even once" then that means it's literally all over and the Russia hoax ends

>>128778740
>Not being a level 99 paladin.
>pleb

>>128779218
Is he under any legal obligation to tell him he's under investigation? And what difference does it make if Trump or Comey lied about it?

>>128779599
>the Russia hoax ends
don't bet on it

>>128779599
How would this end the Russia hoax investigation?

>>128779218
>How will he do that? Fucking retard.

By testifying under oath?

Fucking retard.

>Will he have the balls to say that I never told him he wasn't being investigated even once

According to the ABC news article where we got this that's exactly what's going down. Again, fucking retard. Trump recordings? Are we doing this song and dance again? The second Trump ever reveals he has recordings (remember, him and his entire staff have walked back that little statement) they all get subpoenaed. Well see if Trump really is that dumb.

>>128779820
Yeah. That's as likely as a Swede being able to walk safely in their own neighborhoods

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>>128771622
>special little snowflakes

>>128779956
Um if he has recordings, it could conceivably clear him. Maybe he wants that route.

>>128779769
No, he's not, but if Trump has "tapes" that prove Comey did in fact tell him this, even just once, Comey can't risk saying anything other than that he did say it, but can't remember 3 separate times.
In which case, if you can get the ex FBI director to admit that he told the President personally on at least one occasion that he was not under investigation, I dont see how they can continue to string it along. No one will be interested any longer (they barely are now apart from suburban house moms and divorcees)

>>128771622
ONE MAN

He's gonna plead the covfefe

>>128771622
John cena smack down live?

>>128779889
Read >>128780178
If Fox / drudge / breitbart can get the headline

>EX-FBI DIR COMEY: YES I DID TELL TRUMP HE WAS NOT BEING INVESTIGATED

what else do they have left?

>>128780178
Gotcha.

This is becoming just as pointless as Benghazi now

>>128779956
He wouldnt make them and then publicly tweet about them if he didnt expect or anticipate that potentiality.

Comey is completely boxed in, inescapable trap laid and executed by Trump and sessions

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Is Comey finally going to jail from making Hillary lose the election?

>>128779994
it's actually even less likely than that. I understand this is upsetting to you but I wouldn't bet you're getting properly rid of this thing for years at least

>>128780337
Trying to flip Flynn, Page, or Manafort or even Kushner

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>1-2-3-4-FIF

This is going to be more disappointing for shitlibs than the Super Bowl was.

>>128773426
Teehee

>>128780574
No I believe they plan on it to last as long as possible. Maybe even past the midterms and if they win both houses, unlikely, they will push for impeachment.
>>128780574

>>128780581
"Flipping" witnesses is a meme buzz word from Mensch types. No one is "flipping" on anything because there is definitely no collusion or crimes to prosecute, and all they'll be left with is nothing other than "failure to disclose" meetings and shit which are, in the context of this entire saga, nothing more than "wrist slaps" that wont stick to Trump personally at all. In fact i dont see any further "scalps" left for them to get

I hope the anon that calls everyone here a Russian shill and unpatriotic is here to enact his Democratic damage control after this.

>>128780337
>comey is a Russian traitor, we should have never trusted him after what he did to madame should-be-presdient
>comey says he told trump he wasn't under investigation (he didn't)
>comet's surprising Russian connections
>are trump and comey in cahoots? experts say it's possible for the human mind to conceive it

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>>128773426

HOLY FUCK I'M BRAIN DAMAGED

from the AP article:

> White House spokesman Sean Spicer said the president plans to attend an infrastructure summit in the morning, then address the Faith and Freedom Coalition’s “Road to Majority” conference at 12:30 p.m.

>>128780828
Could be almost as bad as that dude Maddow was with the "taxes"

>>128781330
Good. It's bad if he tweets.

>>128779599
>"Mr. Comey. The President claims on three occasions you told him he was not under investigation, is that true?"


"The president claims that you told him on three occasions" or "the president on three occasions claims that you told him"?

>>128781090
Ironic that liberals are now concerned about being patriotic

>>128781533
That was just another MMFA/shareblue bogeyman piece

They release what they "wish" to happen 72 hours before an event. then either 48 or 24 hours before they start to walk back expectations, depending on what level of anticipation they've built for said event

>>128781533
Lol. No. He'll just be trolling.

>>128779956
>According to the ABC news article
The abc article based entirely on someone's opinion that is allegedly someone who is close to coming and allegedly knows how he thinks.

This is what passes for news now.

>>128781691
They've already started the walk back process

>>128781584
I would die if comey started parsing questions like that and playing semantic games to try to keep the hoax propped up

>>128781882
Yeah exactly that's what the ABC reporting is
They had to start the walkback process early because of how over the top expectations were becoming

>>128781890

At this point, I wouldn't be surprised. Nothing surprises me anymore. Thanks /pol/!

FROM THE PRODUCERS OF ...

>>128777450
Bigger than watergate

>>128781986
Honestly, I want comey chameleon to lie and trump provides the tapes to prove his innocence

>>128782249
In a liberals wet dream it is. Nothing burger

>>128780160
>if he has recording

That's a big IF.

>>128780535
>He wouldnt make them and then publicly tweet about them if he didnt expect or anticipate that potentiality.

Of course he would because he's a fucking moron. He tried to threaten Comey is his own pathetic little way and when called on it has backed down completely.

>Comey is completely boxed in, inescapable trap laid and executed by Trump and sessions

Hahah, yeah I'm sure. Comey is going to call Trump out on his bullshit and Trump is going to sit there and take it. Maybe make some passive aggressive tweets or something.

>>128781864
>This is what passes for news now.

It's what's been passing for news since before Watergate. Pretty pathetic how much has been confirmed after first being reported by unnamed sources and you people still bitch about this shit.

>>128773343
>the President has no credibility
>let me know when he does something wrong

>>128782665
No you guys have done so well playing the "he's a moron" card I suggest keeping that up ad infinitum

>>128782665
And lo and behold, a shill emerges. Was wondering when sharia blue would show up. Low energy shill

Fyi, Trump is notorious for recording everything even going back to the 80's...

>>128773426
10/10

>>128779599

He'll probably say since Trump was under investigation he couldn't reveal the info to him.

>>128782665
Every republican president is a moron for leftists. Every single one. Guess what faggot? Look in the mirror because that's who the moron is.

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What will he say?

Keep hearing he will say Trump did NOTHING wrong

Is this true?

>>128782665
Not really a big IF, apparently he records everything and has already used his recordings in multiple lawsuits

>>128781004

Flynn asked for immunity and was rejected.

>>128782894

If Trump would stop doing stupid shit maybe he wouldn't have to be called out on it all the time.

>>128782929

Trump is also a notorious bullshitter who tends to speak a little faster than his brain can keep up with. We'll see though.

>>128781330

It's smart for his people to schedule busy time for him during the hearings. Keep him from tweeting.

It's Trump though so he'll be following it on his phone and won't be able to sperg out and comment about it during these conferences.

The stock market legit sputtered today because of this shit.

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THIS GONNA BE GOOD

>>128783131

Nah, just the last two. Both were dumbasses of the highest order.

>>128783210

Like I said, we'll see.

>>128782978
That's why it was a perfectly laid trap
If he answers like you hope he does, it just further discredits Comey and his "investigation". Anything short of him flat out denying ever saying it to Trump even once will be a complete unraveling

>>128783330
That's just more hoax speculation. Again you're relying on things Flynn "didnt report" before he was ever in a capacity to have met or known Trump, and thinking that Flynn will still attach to Trump? I personally guarantee Flynn receievs no charges out of any of this

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>>128771622
OWN THE HOTTEST FILM OF THE SUMMER
WITH A PERFORMANCE BY JAMES COMEY CRITICS ARE PRAISING AS "...no longer tenable." -Keith olbermann

COMING THIS THURSDAY ON DVD AND BLU-RAY!

>>128783564
You mean the record high one? That went completely opposite of what Moody's and all the "experts" said?

Find another thread you fucking weak losers

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>>128783708
FUCK, WRONG PICTURE

CHECK THIS OUT

>>128783131
this. hitchens was btfoing smug liberals for thinking they could outsmart bush long before trump was labelled the new moron

liberals confuse dicksucking and practiced speech reading with intelligence

I bet Trump's speech (opposite comey's testimony) is simply a broadcast of all the recordings Trump's made in the oval office of Comey telling him he's not under investigation.

>>128783877
Dont expect it to happen, that was just more "wishful reporting" from Hoax propagandists who were building hype right up until ABC's reporting came in

None of Wilson, Mensch, Schindler and Taylor - all four of whom liive on Twitter and report on every bit of minutaie related to the Hoax - have yet addressed the ABC reporting

>>128779599
He'll say
>Mr. Trump... is playing you all, you fools, can't you see, you think him the fool but ohoooohh thou art wrong, for he so sees through thine masks. YOU there, Schiff! open thine eyes wider, thou not see thine beam? He who thinks he plays the Donald is being played himself. 4d tarot.

>>128782665
>Pretty pathetic how much has been confirmed after first being reported by unnamed sources and you people still bitch about this shit.
It's pathetic for sure. I'm not even sure what point you're trying to make. Perhaps pathetic wasn't the word you were looking for.
Regardless the ABC "news" is pure speculation. Onviously you're too retarded to know the difference.

>hurr Comey is going to tell us he didn't tell Trump 3 times because he can only recall telling himonly 2 times.
And that's really what you're hoping for?

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>>128773426

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>>128784163
Its amazing that when i first saw this meme i saved it because it was just so stupid i had to laugh. But us being the reality winners has made it seem ever more likely that Comey will have to resort to similar levels of mental gymnastics just to survive this hearing with his name and standing in tact

>>128775859
This, basically. Anyone who's ever watched him answer questions in a public hearing will know that's exactly what's going to happen.

I'm looking forwards to the disappointment on all the shitlibs who think that Thursday is going to be IMBEACH BLOMPF day.

>>128784176
>I'm not even sure what point you're trying to make.

It's pretty simple, every major revelation has been reported by unnamed sources first at which point you all bitch about it and label it fake news riiiiight up until Trump confirms it a day later.

>And that's really what you're hoping for?

All I'm hoping for is the truth but what I'm expecting is him to say he never told Trump he wasn't under investigation and that Trump just made that shit up. At which point Trump will go on a twitter rant and insult Comey.

>>128784140
it seems like a trump move though, to divert attention. i still have hope. but yeah, when i think about it, how the fuck would they know?

>>128771622
THE GRAND STANDING CONTINUES

>I am not at liberty to comment on that as it would make me look bad.
>Yes, I did keep blackmail memos of engagements with my superiors.
>No, I did not think it was serious enough to divulge my fears that Trump was trying to strong arm me, but I do now since he fired me.
>No, I don't believe I should be punished if that is considered breaking federal law.

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>>128775090
>>128775221
Wait, wut?

>>128773523
ARE YOU READY FOR MY FIFTH PLEADING PYTHONS, BROTHER?!!

>>128780406
Almost; Benghazi cover-up actually happened.

>>128784671
Good example of what President means when he says don't believe reports that cite this thinking based on "sources."

The ugly secret Dems wont admit is that what really bugs them about Trump is not being able to predict him. That's what it boils down to. But at the same time, subconsciously, they of course truly love it. In fact, the current MSM, upper middle class has rejected chance affter chance to return to a state of non-hysteria only to continue propping this Hoax up. They are genuinely scared to give it up because then what do they go back to reporting? Trump's administration is obviously otherwise scandal free due to the immense scrutiny it recceives at every level and department. So just the sheer fear of a return to normality, where they could only talk about the agenda that Trump wants and not their own, is simply paralyzing them into continuing this self immolating course. They are cutting off their own brains in order to save face.

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>>128771622
Hi I'm Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son Big Hoss. Everything here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years you never know what is going to walk through that door. This is Pawn Stars.

>>128784994
Check >>128769258 for the story

>>128771622
this will be a big nothing

>>128785208
>Trump's administration is obviously otherwise scandal free

Heheheheheh, holy shit dude. We're not even half a year in and we've got all this. You think this shit is going to get any easier?

>>128785217
>>128785434
Funny how the tables turned within the span of a day
Remember this morning yesterday and the day before when people were posting countdown to Comey clocks and shit?

They're now trying to slide all comey related threads off the board. Sad!

>>128784627
He'll talk a lot regarding questions from liberal politicians but he will squirm and clam up when Gowdy grills him

>>128784508
He loves it, he survived numerous bashings, just last summer he was hated in succession by both dems, republicans and democrats and republicans again. Trump called him a 'showboat' for a reason.

>>128785899
It's more fun to talk about things that are real. Talking about a Hoax makes everyone, but especially the Hoaxers, look dumb

>>128786000
Yeah that and they were trying to frame that Intercept leak story as the smoking gun

>>128784646
>All I'm hoping for is the truth
>Continues to tell exactly what he is hoping for in detail.

Why are you even talking? Do you actually think your opinion matters? Anyone with half a brain can see you're a bumbling idiot that doesn't think before he speaks.

>>128786146

Hmm, lets see.

Both houses of congress looking into it, the FBI, CIA, a special council...yeah I'd say this is as real as it gets. Cry fake news all you want, this isn't going away.

>>128786102
Let's be honest, Trump is a showboat too except it's actually entertaining and unpredictable what he will do/say next. On entertainment value alone, this has been the greatest presidency of all time.

>>128783330
Wrong.

>>128786447
>doesn't know what the word "expecting" means

Try again kiddo.

>>128773066
Underrated and underchecked

>>128785217
Uhm, i got this old diamond thing that has been in my family for years, i'm looking for 40,000$
Best i can do is 20$
Alright its a deal

-i hoped for more but in the end im happy that i'll have money for a cab

>>128786647

Uh, true actually. Literally Google Flynn and immunity and read up.

>>128786697
Not sure if $20 can get you a cab in Vegas.

>>128786649
Just because you said "expecting" it doesn't change the fact you desperately hope for that to happen.

You're not fooling anyone. You're not intelligent enough. These kind of mental gymnastics, and semantics might work on your retarded liberal friends, but please take them some where else.

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I just want to hear what the big guy has to say about this story

http://circa.com/politics/declassified-memos-show-fbi-illegally-shared-spy-data-on-americans-with-private-parties

and this one

http://circa.com/politics/accountability/james-comey-sued-by-intelligence-contractor-dennis-montgomery-over-spying-on-americans

>>128786916
>Just because you said "expecting" it doesn't change the fact you desperately hope for that to happen.

Actually it changes the meaning completely. In my perfect world Trump would never post another thing on Twitter but we both know that ain't happening.

Sucks that you tried to jump down my throat and are now being called out on it but what can you do. I'd suggest not being such a dumbass next time.

>>128786860
I knew there is some fake shit in that show

>>128786550
That's what i was implying takes one to know one, he doesn't like people stealing the spotlight.

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>>128784646
>every major revelation has been reported by unnamed sources first

>Unnamed source speculating what someone else might say
>Unnamed source repeating what someone already said
Exactly the same thing

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>>128786697

>>128787008

A random lawsuit that won't go anywhere? He can literally never say anything about it again and it'll go away.

>>128773066
Checked and rated

>>128775090
>>128775221
Wadda fuq

>>128787204
Correct.

>>128787364
No comment on FISA court memo order / report. Dualy noted.

>>128771622

Nujtob already blew his nut, and he was shooting blanks

>>128771622
Someone make a WWE Promo for this please!

Can't wait for the inevitable impeachment on Thursday, fuck drumpf

>>128771622
IN A WORLD...

>>128773426
i lol'd

>m-m-m-muh feelings

comey's a whiny bitch

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Reminder, Comey's role in the Deep State-Clinton-Obama axis was to be a failsafe for the re-authorization of Section 702 of the FISA Amendment act.

Ask yourself why ex-director Comey began his last public testimony while at the FBI with such a strong defense of the program? (underlined in red)

This was of course to provide cover for the unjustifiable 4th amendment abuses cited in the FISA court's 4/26/17 memo order / report that led to the NSA stopping upstream data collection and retention on 4/28/17

http://circa.com/politics/declassified-memos-show-fbi-illegally-shared-spy-data-on-americans-with-private-parties

>>128778062
Yea except there were (and are) grounds for prosecuting that witch. Not so much Trump.

>>128779218

And it gets so much better when you realize Trump is live tweeting during the testimony.

>>128789744
See >>128784140
The live tweeting story was very just fake news trying to bait Trump into actually doing so (so they can harangue about what he tweets)
He has a busy day Thursday and will be doing other shit while Comey sweats

>>128789567
>Yea except there were (and are) grounds for prosecuting that witch.

Hillary did nothing illegal, and multiple investigations and the FBI agree. Cry cry cry. We'll see when all the dust settles where Trump is. Spoiler: if it was nothing there wouldn't be a special council.

>>128775889
This pasta is as old as time itself

>>128775889
>t. plebbitor

G
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A
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HISTORY OF COMEY
http://trumpvillereport.com/trump-fired-comey/

>>128790507
The disgraced, fired ex FBI director may have agreed :-)

Shills are now understanding why firing Comey was so earth shaking. Dems dont know which way to turn next

burmp