OY VEY

>>128764334
OOOYYY VVEEYYY ONLY 120% MARGIN GOYIM

>>128764334
I know an Israeli guy that had this exact product but for phones.. wonder if he sold the idea, is in collusion, it's a coincidence, or the idea was stolen...

>>128764334
>you cant grab that sound and bring it towards your ears
what are headphones

>>128764334
Can't even hate, Jews are just better at this type of thing. It's too bad they use their shystieness for evil.

>>128766822
(((coincidence)))

>>128764334
>I love my Ipad.
>laughter
Why?

>>128764334

Why does shilling come so naturally to (((them)))

>>128767221
No, they aren't. This man is degrading himself and his culture in front of goys because it will make him a buck. Its soulless, devoid of warmth. I have this hasidic guy in my neighborhood who keeps coming into my job and trying to talk to the landlord about buying the building. Same deal. Smiles, light jokes, but the whole time hes shifting around uncomfortably and struggling to maintain his composure, fidgeting and laughing nervously. Once he realizes we're not selling that day, he turns and leaves. They're just skeevy people.

>I love my ipad, but due to the rear facing speaker I can't HEAR the screams of people falling from the world trade center over my laughter, but now I can with SoundGoyim®
>Each unit comes with a free pamphlet about the 10 million Jews who died defeating the Nazis in the Holocaust

What did he mean by this?

>>128767282
Because everyone knows Jews are incapable of loving anything but money

>>128767812
bahahahahaahahahaha holy shit lmfao

>>128764334
>succulent margins

>>128766612
Multiply that by 10.

>>128768632
that's how you tell I'm not a jew :D

>>128767812
My sides! Holy shit, you're already goy!

>>128768938
Or retarded :D

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>>128764334
That's genius, mate

>>128767123
seriously what the fuck

also that thing is just a piece of plastic

You know what I hate about jews? Not the fact that they're jews per se, but that they use it all day every day. OH VEY my name is RABBI Jewstein Whateverberg, hey look at me I'm JEWISH! Nice weather huh, thank god I'm wearing my jew cap to cover my bald spot. Hey guys I'm a quirky jew! JEW JEW JEW! We get it, your dick is mutilated, now shut the fuck about about your jewness.