Brit/pol/: Live with Nige Edition

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltVtnCzg9xw

Mandatory viewing for American posters.

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REKT

Jezza defends Diane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P6OOo1TVlw

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start woesposting

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Big Soup.

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any autists phoning Nige tonight?

>>128757582
why is are nige shilling for a police state?

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0 hope for this nation desu dess

>>128757722
>So you just piss on the towel and what, wring it out when it gets too soaked with piss?
nah im not an animal, but you havent heard about that meme before?

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Are Nige pointing out fake news that doesn't represent ordinary people

This thread is

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Approved for quality and authenticity

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>>128757865

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>>128757788
>that coloured acceptance at the end

anyone else just increasingly depressed over how our democracy is just a popularity contest?


I suppose when the tories and new labour are so similar these days it's inevitable but still depressing never the less.

Go back 30-40 years and watch old question time or interviews with Powell or Dennis Skinner, everything seems so much more simplified and reactionary now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fo2U-68EgMo

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Who /sugardaddy/ here

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First for trans lives matter
>to this dicc

LINKS FOR AMERICAN DATING SITES?

I AM EMIGRATING FROM THIS SHITHOLE

>>128757788
This isn't a bad idea. Put it in the OP and make it obvious.

NIGEL FARAGE SHOW

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUL7ZngSoCQ

NEW SCREENSAVER DURING AD BREAKS, NIGE LOOKING VERY HANDSOME AND JOYOUS

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Vote Corbyn for a better brighter future

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Ooh, spicy !

L.I.E.S. or Lobster Theremin?

Don't even THINK about answering if you don't know the answer.

>>128757952
If your democracy stops being a popularity contest then it stops being a democracy. Also we're not a democracy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgeydrPdHbo

>>128757817
Might do if Brit/pol/ are watching desu

>>128758002

You really only need to do that if Jezza wins on Thursday.

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>>128757841
Yep. The number of people I know who keep voting Tories/Labour when they hate them both, just sad.

>>128758063

LABOUR
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>>128758120
>not necking yourself if jezza wins

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>>128757582
>Muslims
>based

>>128758117
do it lad

>>128757955
thats her actual Dad though

>>128757952
Its partly a result of mass media, partly a result of changing culture and partly a result of the race to the center

>>128758002
Datebritishguys

We used to use it to annoy yank posters. I don't know how good it is myself.

>>128758198
>Killing ourselves and not the enemy.

>>128758120
Im getting my profile ready before you assholes join.

>>128758256
Cheers, on it now.

>>128758063
lol
he'll literally darken your environment.

>>128757582
>More than 200 based Muslim leaders refuse to bury the terrorists Islamically
what cuck wrote this? of course they wont, giving them a religious burial is an admission that they were "real muslims"
the state of britanons today

>>128758259
taqiyya

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Spotted the guy who sits next to me in the office watching Tommy Robinson vids all lunch.
Work in London too.

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>>128757800
mooslims

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The Leave.EU twitter is savage.

SAVAGE
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ask nige what he thinks of Karen Kujo senpai

>>128758365
*tips niqab*

>>128758259
how do they know? Sounds like pure fake news. Is cnn contacting every mosque in the UK to ask if they are going to bury them?

CHANNEL 4 JUST CONFIRMED CORBYN IS SEEING THE BIGGEST PUBLIC CROWDS SINCE CHURCHILL

HAPPENING

>>128757952
All democracies are popularity contest by definition.

In any case, the more variables you enter into a system, the more fundamentally they disagree. This is what the 'enlightened left' doesn't either see, or care to see. Instead of arguing over the nuances of social care, our country's industrial goals, or any sort of detailed policy, now all we talk about are just immigration numbers and muh funding for the NHS and police. Where is the talk about how the NHS is funded, what services it provides, and if any should be optional? Where is the talk about types of policing, beat numbers, and personal defence? It doesn't exist. Why? Because the demographics disagree so much.

A democracy and a multicultural society are opposites. The Ottoman Empire was a multicultural society. That is what it took for these people to live together. Total force.

>>128757582
take the ultimate red pill
https://www.quora.com/Is-there-physical-scientific-proof-that-Jews-were-gassed-to-death-in-Nazi-concentration-camps/answer/Damian-Graves

>>128758117
I'm with you mate

>>128758382

Haha, that pic of Diane they used looking extra greasy

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DENNIS SKINNER BTFO

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>>128758353
nu-brit/pol/ doesn't understand irony

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>special relationship

>>128758198

>Not forming a militia to fight for Nige come the inevitable civil war

>>128758307

Fair enough lad, good prep hope you find a nice Yank qt

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>>128758375

they cin be moar extreme than yoo would evar think

>>128757952
I think private sector just sucks up all the talented people you might have seen in politics of old. 24 hour news cycle doesn't help.

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>>128758482
Isle of Wight gulags incoming for /pol/acks

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>based boss texting me berating diane abbott

definite man crush on my boss lads...

>>128758608
should pay em all 10 mil a year then you get some people who know that they doin runnin the show

>>128758482
>birmingham
>full of 'diversity'
>mudslimes
>the kind of people the Labour party attract

>tfw Nige is a WW1 history buff

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TRUE BRIT - but wait, there's a twist! Can you guess what it is!?

We definitely need alpha male immigrants to beat the other bad immigrants we let in, fo' sho' that's how it works.

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>>128757582
Reminder:

KAREN is an ARYAN. She wears the British flag as a parasitic wasp grub wears another insect.
She seeks to subvert the good English values of Brit/pol/ by spreading her disgusting ARYAN lies, derailment and no contributions of any worth to this thread.

Anyone posting Karen can expect a visit from their local Blood Constabulary and your Crypto-ARYAN parents sent to the Refinery.

Ps. The Real Karen is an ARYAN PEDO who assisted Paki rape gangs.

>Karen MacGregor, who has been jailed for 13 years after being convicted of luring girls to her home and pimping them out, had in recent years carved out a reputation as a prominent local campaigner who worked with an MP and Rotherham council to set up a “safe haven” for vulnerable youngsters and their carers.

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>>128758235
It's not normal to suck your dad's knob

>>128758518
b-but muh YouGov poll

>>128758518
Well, he is getting on a bit now. He's 85.

>>128758545
Some spelling and grammatical errors. But I'll take it.

>>128758649
>tfw my liberal uni student brother told me he can't vote labour after reading what she said about the IRA

>>128758091
L.I.E.S

>>128758705
>says a fucking poo in loo

>>128757788
>Plz save us Murica
>But mind your manners!!

How embarrassing.

>>128758649
Why would you give your phone number out to your boss?

>tfw could've gone to Corbyn's Birmingham rally but didn't know that it was happening

Stream link anyone?

>>128758672
That's what they do in Singapore. PM gets 2 million a year.

>>128758705
How about true Englishman? You brown nigger you

This yank bitch...

>>128758482
also all Birmingham constituencies are held by Labour, why isn't he going to marginal Tory seats Like Derby North??

>>128758518

No way Skinner will lose his seat

>Dan Hodges
Ah makes sense

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>final exam on the 8th
>then home to the cuntry
>down to the village hall for a cheeky vote
>long dog walk down the quay after
>my mfw when

>>128758518
Hope he loses.

i feel slimes are going to face a severe backlash due to the consecutive attacks. is it possible?

>>128758705

>Metro

Yeah little wonder it's free and circulated on public transport

PROPAGANDA

What election bets are people putting on lads?

>in before betting is degenerate.

So lads. I heard that all spoiled ballots are read out loud in the counting rooms. Feel like spoiling my ballot with a cheeky lewd limerick now.

>>128758877
BIGOT AND MISOGYNIST

>>128758818
i work for a small business, communication via phone is a necessity

>>128758796
good

>>128758625
>99% white british southern comfy towns for Brit/pol/
What did you mean by this?

>>128758878

He was in Broxtowe just 3 days back, Tory held marginal.
Massive crowds there too

>>128758518
>11k Majority over the Conservatives
>9k UKIP vote last time

OH BABY

>>128758705
loving how all these cabbie, punters and common bloke heroes threw a chair or a cardboard box, doing nothing to stop the attacks, and get a nice full page spread for their incredible bravery

>>128758884
if Skinner lost his seat that would be eternal kek, apparently Tories are confident though

>>128758968
"Forcibly remove the Muslim invaders."

Your cuck women bashing Trump while defending muslims

>>128759005
>working

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>>128758912
No we've already shown how strong we are by moving on and learning no lessons whatsoever

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It is the 21st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries the ANGLO and his descendants have sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Albion. He was the master of mankind by the strength of his perfidy and once master of a million nations by the might of His inexhaustible lies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Industrial Revolution. He is the Carrion Lord of the vast British Commonwealth for whom a thousand ARYANS are sacrificed every day so that He may never truly die.

Yet even in His weakened state, the ANGLO continues His eternal vigilance. Mighty Anglo businessmen cross the Muslim-infested miasma of Europe, the only route between distant and more important nations, their way lit by the ANGLOnomican, the psychic manifestation of the ANGLO's perfidy. Vast armies give battle in His name in uncounted countries. Greatest amongst His soldiers are the SAS, the Special Air Servicemen, blood-engineered super-warriors. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Royal Navy and countless blue-water defence forces, the ever-vigilant British Police and the Snooper-priests of the Internet Hate Crimes unit to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat to humanity from ARYANS, POLES, AMERICUNTS -- and far, far worse.

To be a man in these times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruellest and most bloody shadow-regime imaginable. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been stolen away from us, never to be relearned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only BLOOD. There is no peace amongst the Europeans, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting ANGLOS

Would you lads consider joining a paramilitary group if you didn't get the election result you wanted?
Please take the poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/13127303

>>128758382
i thourght leave.eu was all civic muh commonwealth during the referendum

>>128757788
I want that Britain Back

>>128759053
all immigrants are shit bar none period

>>128758968
There once was an old bitch named May
And the milkman who hates every gay
And Corbyn to boot
Lusts for Abbot's chute
I just wish they'd all go away.

>>128759027
Labour canvassers are complaining about activists being bused around for rallies when they could be used knocking on doors.

>>128758912
No, we get chucked in jail just for getting angry at them killing our kids.

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>>128758878
>Implying

>>128759113

fuck you

>>128759027
He can have Broxtowe, Soubry is a cunt.
and Momentum bus all their activists in, I've seen the emails

>>128758912
HAHAHA
WHAT?! YOU STILL HAVE PEOPLE IN YOUR COUNTRY WHO ARE PROUD OF THEIR PEOPLE?! FUCKING HELL!

t. sarcasm

>>128759106
>not doing something with your life

>>128759140
That was just shilling to try to maximise votes obviously.

>>128759081
That's some postmodern limerick you have right there.

>>128758089
>Lure Trump with promise of state visit
>Loves self-aggrandising pomp and ceremony so he won't be able to resist
>Stand him right next to super sekret jihadi he insulted on twitter
>????
>Retake the colonies

A flawless plan.

>>128759139
Nice try GCHQ.

>>128759189
I'm feeling confident with the Greens!

>>128759030
if that seat goes Tory, Labour are F U C K E D

>>128758888

>keen gardener
>smart shirt, tie, jumper, body warmer and sensible trousers
>rosey cheeks
>probably racist

Quintissentially British

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fugged up
You miss him don't you?
What's he up to now?

>>128759167
Especially Freud thought.

>>128759053
people don't need yet more reasons to hate "refugees"

>>128757582
i remember some britbongo telling me MI5 and MI6 are the greatest intelligence agencies in the world and they be hunting salafists everyday etc.whatever happened to that?

poor dirty little india with shit-tier security systems has seen less terrorist attacks than europe in the last decade or so

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>>128759376
oink oink

>>128759376
At least he refused to let Syrian refugees in and stumbled us out of Europe

>>128759376
Hanging out in his cuck shed.

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>>128759139

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>wake up
>see this
what do you do?

>>128759172
>activists being bused around for rallies

I know that there's proof of Tories doing this but where's your evidence for this?

>>128759414
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_terrorist_incidents_in_India

There was a lot in India last year, especially in the autumn.

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For me, it's Theresa May.

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Vote UKIP.
Just had a letter through the door promoting Labour. Said a vote for anyone else is a vote for the Tories, kek.

>>128759376
fuck Mr. Slippery

>>128759382
well yeah, shalom sandniggers are the ones that write the articles about how you should feel after a salam sandnigger explodes himself in a crowd of white children

>>128759414
India and China will be the new world powers in 50 years.

They were good. Now they are social tools. Oh, who am I kidding? They always were.

>>128759487
MILK

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>>128759531
that's a long neck

>>128759487
Good. I hope this happens. I honestly do.

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>>128759487
Nothing, Britain is already dead

>>128759572
will be nice to have some more super powers knockin about, maybe they can help bomb the middle east?

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Ooh it were beautiful

>>128759487
I don't really like this guy. He had a fucked up throat once but still insisted on presenting and I thought "I don't want to hear your god damn croaky voice you twit."

>>128759487
Learn baguette and explain to my wife what a "bull"is.

>>128758939

Total propaganda. You don't see them putting that Millwall bloke on the front page

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>>128759376
No, i miss Ed.

>>128758912
No. Media is extremely powerful in the UK, they shape the narrative and they're completely on board with multiculturalism.

>>128757582
>No Islamic funeral
Were they doing that before? Terrorist or not, people who commit suicide ,in Islamic law, lose their Islamic burial rights.

>>128758091
Berceuse Heroique

>>128759051
What would you have done? Spit your dummy at them?

>>128758089
this image lies

>>128758878
He visited safe labour seats yesterday and called for Theresa Mays resignation.

He wouldn't do any of this if Labours polls showed he was going to win on Thursday.

>>128759487
I'll be impressed seeing as they only have 629 candidates.

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>>128759601

>>128759656
China already is a world superpower economically.

Technically it isn't due to force projection, but when all industry requires your minerals and parts, then basically you are.

>>128759376
Was fucking useless https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uxk3bNGkE8E

>>128759487
Stock up on whole milk.

>>128759053
[Hypernormalisation intensifies]

>>128759771
i like to think i'd do the same but who's to say?

I miss comfy times under Cameron desu

>>128759519
half of them are from kashmir which is essentially a mudslime-filled warzone and needs to be nuked

and the others are related to pakistan

>>128759674
He had fucking surgery for cancer, shitnugget.

>>128759926
Things are comfier now desu

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>>128759926
M I C K Y

So I just realised Berkelyan idealism is true and that God exists.

>>128759833
Sort of depends on the definition of super power. I'd say the USA is still the premier power in the world, if aliens arrived tomorrow wanting to talk to the leader of our most powerful nation, it'd be Trump not Jinping. Unfortunately.

>>128759985
Do aryans still exist there? Does the caste system still exist? Please say it still exists.

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>>128760059

This is such a shit stream from Nige.

>>128760127
How so lad?

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>already voted Tory
>get this from Yougov

Do people answer these honestly? I've been Tory from the beginning as I believe it's the only way we can make Brexit successful (and living in a marginal voting for UKIP just risks labour) but I'm sceptical of the polls.

I haven't answered yet. Tempted to say "Lab" for the banter desu.

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Look at the average young Tory voter. Young, healthy and not autistic. Don't you wish you could be like him, brit/pol/? you pathetic little autists
>tfw to smart to vote tory though

>>128759986
Yeah so take some fucking time off.

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>>128759848
you don't need all that fat anon. i really think you should be given a change to reconsider. i'll offer you the chance to change your mind. do the smart thing and go with skim, or if you really want fatty milk i'll let you have semi instead

>>128760039
Things are insane now imo, actually would have considered Lib Dem and Labour as viable parties if they had common sense people like Miliband or Vince Cable at the helm. Everything's gone so extremist recently.

>>128757582
Does anyone have that hilarious vid/gif of the fucking really weird Remoaner guy dancing at a pro-EU march

>>128760133
Which is why I said "technically". We are in that weird cross-over period where things have changed but people pretend otherwise. China leads the world in industry,and they are already going full steam ahead into genetic and AI research. Things are about to become incredibly bad.

>Alan Patridge introducing Saffiyah Khan

Just when i thought this election wouldn't get any stranger

>>128760136
it does. socialists tried to kill it by giving gibmedats to lowercaste shitskins but they failed because that only made them more lazy and entitled, and hence poor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P6OOo1TVlw

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>>128759926
>ywn see another pmqs with cameron and miliband

>>128760208
do your bit to discredit them

only 99 more surveys and that's £50 in the bank

>>128760208
>voting the lesser of two evils

Morally wrong tbph at least vote ukip or not at all

>>128760311
Thats a good thing lad, we need extremism

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>this irish cuck

>>128757788

>17:55
>Kid calls Wales "Africa"

Jokes on you now Kiddo

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>>128757582
>based muslims from the MCB
anything the MCB touches is by definition Not Based

NOT. ALL. MUSLIMS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os9LKDKbcbc

>>128760341
Same as everywhere.

>they will invest it and use it to get ahead!

No, they will spend it immediately because they're dumb.

>ANDREW, ANDREW, ANDREW, ANDREW. ANDREW, ANDREW

fucking irish, you tell him nige

>>128759926
They were comfy due to half the austerity cuts having been made. They've already came and took the libraries, pools, community centres, attacked the disabled and poor. Now the other half of austerity is about to be delivered its going to get a lot less "comfy" for anyone below middle class. Especially pensioners.

>>128757582
>Italian man Youssef Zaghba
Hmm

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I'm seeing lot of labour meme's. Where are the Tory meme's at?

>so, you're voting tory?
>yes
>why?
>*nervous laugh* i like her shoes *laughing at her own stupid answer*

you dumb fucks deserve a tory party

>>128760497
>do you condone mass murder?
>no

and racists will still act as if muslims aren't the same as you and i

>>128759487

Honestly I could accept this

>>128759053

>Jung Til i Di£ fuk da FreudFrauds

>>128760305
I don't know, that fellow on the right looks like a nutter.

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>>128743052

>>128760555
Potato famine 2 when?

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Your tone is antagonistic and you're making me very angry

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How do you vote NHS?

>>128758968
Cast my vote in Thursday's election
missed the boxes and marked the wrong section
because I'd thought of Diane
her tits in my hands
left the booth with a general erection

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>Brit's

Need I say more

>>128760497
>>128760628

YES. SOME. MUSLIMS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt4yEoZ88aU

>>128760305
They clearly look like utter cunts.

>>128760672
I agree with him, yanks offer no solutions. They are catharsis personified.

>>128760664
I think he's a nonce.

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>>128760595
That pic triggers the hell out of me. There's nothing more aggravating than a hole at the big toe.

>>128760709
We're a proud people.
Well.
We were.

GET IN HERE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_5QGd_lgp0

>>128758680
Labour attracts a lot of people but they're a shitty party like the Tories (who are shittier).

Tories only attract the easily brainwashed cumstains who are merely useful idiots and the rich posh elitists who look like sex predators. Five million pounds raised in donations for the Tory party from only 49 donors? Yet Tory shills promise their party isn't for the establishment.

Whoever wins, we're fucked but I'm suprised people here are stupid enough to think the Tories will change things "this time" when they have seven years of failures and lies.

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>>128760709
What's that in the top left corner of your flag?

>>128760207
Copenhagen interpretation of Quantum mechanics implies that mind can't be reduced to matter. But substance dualism is clearly wrong. The only conclusion is that only mind exists and that we create reality through observation. But why do your observations match? The only answer is that the world described by the Schrödinger equation is imagined in God's mind. We create "matter" by collapsing God's mind.

>>128760709
i tell you these teenage parents are just getting younger

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>>128759053
His real name was literally:

>Sigismund Schlomo Freud

And what a great job (((he))) and his (((family))) have done for Britain.

>Tell everybody they want to rape their mum and suck off their dad
>Lucian just paints naked fat slags
>Matthew runs (((Freud Communications))) which
"In 1999 Leapman reported in The Times that Freud Communications had offered an Internet brand management service to its clients. This would "scour the Net for references to its clients" and if they were criticised, "the agency would use rebuttal tactics to minimise the potentially negative impact of online inaccuracy"

>>128760762
Oh do they? really? Okay. Well to normal sociable people they look normal.

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>>128760709
What's wrong with this?

>>128760787
The he'll nut on YOU.

>>128759654

Stick your black pills up your arse

>>128758968
There was once a man called Farage
This lad you could not barrage
His objective complete
He beat a hasty retreat
Now he drinks pints in his garage

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Anyone got any bets on?

I got money on Labour not reaching 200 seats, and a informal bet that the tories get a majority of 377 seats.

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>>128757800

>"MUM! MUM! GONNAE GEEZ A TENNER SOEZ AH KIN BUY FAGS?"

>>128760905
How is it still alive?

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For fucks sake Andrew.

>>128760405
Agreed desu, Tories are losing out by not having someone who is further right at the helm, someone on the extreme end of a Political spectrum will always more brave compared to a Centrist, although there are times like now that you need Centrists.

Also there is the Islamic Extremism problem which is gonna need some very brave people to stand up in order to solve..

Hopefully after that we can get back to a comfy period again, but for now, its gonna be a rough ride.

>>128760955
Tories will get 44%. Screencap this.

>>128760208
Tory is the last party you want for a successful Brexit. Their flush on security is already busted and they've already alienated the rest of Europe. May seems completely incapable, even compared to dough boy Cameron who got continuously BTFO.

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>>128757582
Daily reminder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZM6ujJ983c&t=4s

>inb4 ''h-he was just a lawyer doing his j-job''

>>128760208
Ive seen on twitter people posting wrong answers on YouGov for a laugh. You can apparently even vote twice on one answer if you use the mobile app as well. I wouldve thought that most people who use Yougov are going to be hard-up students, polish migrants and people on benefits, probably either not legitimate voters or wont necessarily vote on the day. Duno though

>>128757805
There are a few too many simplifications here, which tend to obscure underlying issues:

1. A significant amount of funding is wasted on useless degrees. Whilst the tuition fees have increased they still cover substantially less than the per head university cost. The cheapest degrees are around 150% of the tuition fees per head, the more expensive degrees vastly more.

So it is no exaggeration to say that affordable tuition for valuable degrees (STEM, law, and in parts the classics) has been lost in order to fund diverse but worthless subjects.

2. Non-elitist selection is expensive. During the Blairite years an argument was made that universities had unused capacity - as lecturing is not teaching there would not be a substantial workload or cost increase for having more students to any given course, and with this enabling more to go to university. This has since been shown to blatantly untrue, due to the logistical and legal overhead associated with each student. Furthermore, students vehemently complain if they are not given small group tutorials and the sort, which are all very expensive. The scaling ended up being very costly - free education for the best students in achievable, free education for the lot is not.

3. You will not have to pay for most of your debts. This is the most important point; your borrow on very low interest, unless you rapidly become very wealthy the value of your debt will be inflated away (or outright written off). The chance you have to pay a debt as substantial as that you perceive is minimal.

So I'd bear that in mind in the conversation, and that's coming from somebody who has spent a fair amount of time working in financial policy for academe.

>>128761025
Mate, we have so much of this sort of thing that it becomes lost in our memories because it's all so absurd and damning.

>Donald Trump mask and Pepe t-shirt

fucking hilarious

>This absolute lad on lbc right now

>This fucking Irish cuck

Fucking shithead, he was allowed into this country because one of the terrorists married one of their slags.

THIS FUCKING GUY ON LBC HAHAHAHA

IS IT ONE US?

PEPEPEEEPEPPEPEEPPE MENTIONED

wtf is going on on lbc??

Kek

He's a Nazi, we should burn the AMerican flag, I'm shakin, i'm shakin

He's like Alf Garnet

HAHAHA BASED CALLER

laughing fucking hard as shit

>>128757788

>22:51

Station attendant has multiple cups of tea at the ready. Made me kek.

>>128760871
Yeah Freud was a real dick. Very anti-European racist too, but I guess many Jews are.

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>HE'S A NAZI, BURN THE AMERICAN FLAG
>I'M JOKING, I'M JOKING

haha, he had nige triggered for a moment then

HE JUST MENTIONED TAQIYYA

>>128761073
As an addendum, the triple lock on pensions is utterly unaffordable, as are public sector pension rates across the board. They have to be scrapped, and one or another, they will undoubtedly be devalued substantially.

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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA THIS GUY ON LBC IM DYING MY SIDES HAVE GONE NIGE'S REACTION HAHAHA

>>128761058
>i voted Labour twice on Yougov just for the keks

>>128761158
"GOIN' THERE WIV MOI PEPE SHIRT ON!"

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What a lad.

which one of you fuckers was that on the phone? Absolute lad

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Bit late to the show lads, what did I miss?

https://twitter.com/UB40OFFICIAL/status/871639750997835776

>>128759754
I rejected the media from a young age
When I watched cartoons as a kid back when all you had was 5 channels

Whenever the cartoons turned off and the news came on I would screech and attack the tv for taking away my entertainment

I would try to slap the presenter and try to get him to go away

>>128761207
hahaha he got him like fuck
thought he was going to cut him off

>>128761207
>>I'M JOKING, I'M JOKING

I though he said shaking lol

>>128760841
>What's that in the top left corner of your flag?
A stain

WHO HERE JAMES FROM ROMFORD?

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>>128758708
Karen is Anglo. Just look at her dad.

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'I'm going to go along with a Donald Trump mask on and a pepe t-shirt.'

Who just called LBC lads?

>>128761130

no he didn't you twat

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Fucking hell I was getting ready for Nige to tear him apart. Top lad banter

>MA PEPE SHIRT ON

Was someone taking the piss on LBC?

>>128761284
>I would try to slap the presenter and try to get him to go away

Are you actually autistic?

WHO WAS THAT GUY! FUCKING KEK

Guardian readers inhabit the smallest world on earth
the internal conflict of knowingly pretending 98% of reality isn't happening must have a big impact
they're megaspastics in brain, weakspirited at heart
and rapebabies likely

>>128760703
The third line needs a bit of work, but I like this. Shame I don't live in her constituency.

>>128759133
That was funny but you got some stuff thematically wrong

>Royal Navy swapped for imperial guard when the Imperial guard are an army and the RN equivalent is the imperial navy
>Keeping the bit about science and technology when in 40k theocracy and superstition rule the day, should have swapped it with religion and tradition
>thirsting ANGLOS for thirsting gods, which is referring to chaos gods, should have been thirsting MUZZIES

>>128761288
>>128761258
>>128761245
Transcript please

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What's the number?

>>128760305
They all look like mongs and chinless wonders. I thought they learnt their lesson last time after the psychopaths bullying mentality lead to a teenager committing suicide on a fucking youth battle bus.

>>128761107
If you forget the past, you are doomed to suffer the consequences of it again.

>>128761383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUL7ZngSoCQ

GO BACK 5 MINUTES

>>128761017
And why would Corbyn be better on Brexit and security? He seems like he'd be worse to me.

>>128761269
>UB40 likes Corbine
shite covers band to play at your grandparent's anniversary. nothing lost there

>>128761409
>read express for nation not guardian for immigration. OK.

>>128761284
Mate, i think you're autistic.

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there's no other choice lads

>>128761319
then how come it's the other three quarters which look like they got splattered with jizz?

>>128760628
Yeh because Islam is a race.......

>>128757817
Thinking of it, but don't want family to hear me putting on an accent.

My phone number is known as Rasheed from Northampton so I can't pretend I'm British now.

>>128760709

3d chess going on there lad - parental roleplay.

>>128761489
>forget
Most people don't even know it.

So what? I hope there are consequences. Civilizations fall. I want this one to fall quickly.

links to LBC youtube?

Who here James from Romford with a pepe shirt?

>>128761620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUL7ZngSoCQ

>>128760531
they even fucked up our education system up by enforcing diversity quotas on it

say for example, if my child wants to become a doctor he must score ~99% marks in our MCAT equivalent test. but a lowercaste kid only needs 33% (THIRTY THREE) percent.

this same thing applies to public sector jobs, elections, engineering, judiciary, the fucking army, you name it.

now you can understand why so many pajeets are desperate to leave india. and why every other day there's a news of some lowercaste dude getting lynched are murdered. I think the UK is also moving in the same direction as us with BAMEs and slimes, etc.

stop it before it happens to you

>>128759051
just like that little gook who attacked them with his bare hands, got immediately stabbed in the neck, and now they're lauding him as a hero (getting stabbed is considered heroism nowadays).

>>128761620
Top of thread.

>>128761269
>UB40
>a reference to the dole
>supporting Corbyn
pottery

>>128760773

Not a yank lad.

>>128761394
I think it's acceptable to do that. I'd do the same if Hitchens appeared on tv today

He is the epitome of mr boring

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>>128760208
>>128760405
>>128761017

The Tories are exactly the party you should be voting for if you live in a marginal seat. They're the only party that can deliver a ukip style Brexit. Has to be done. Tory all the way

>>128761589
literally any criticism of islam (or diane abbott) is just a way to be racist

>>128761476
No, they look normal.

I love how Brit/pol/ is all alpha until they need some advice on how to get bennies

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>>128760305
>implying they're not shills
Real Tory voters look like this pic, emotionally unhinged and the type of "old English chap" who uses UK Punting thinking they can "return to the good old days." Basically the fat slobs I see on the beach in my native country, Cyprus, who are too stupid to realise we Greeks are only friendly to them because we're conning them with high prices.

Look like the type of people who go to Thailand to get married too, to a girl they swear is in love with them but is just using them for the money.

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>>128761584
Ha look what I have bong it's a deadly fork I bet you're jealous we Aussies are still able to have weapons to defend our homes with.

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>>128760678
hey you look at me i'm driving my sports car.
going at 50, 60, 70. The winds in my hair. 80. Oh look there's a bend. Who cares? 90. Get out of my way you squares. I'm doing 100 cuz it's cool. It's cool to drive fast. of course it's cool.


just one question.

>>128761670
thanks, i dont know why the fuck they have it unlisted, the dafties

James from Romford you are a ledge son

>this cuck yank

Holy fuck this guys accent is all sorts of odd.

>>128761489
Most people here dont live in London. That place is beyond hope.

>double rainbow behind Corbyn at the rally

Labour landslide confirmed.

>>128761615
fair enough lad, you might just get your wish. Or some else might get his. We'll see

>>128758818
>Why would you give your phone number out to your boss?

Lad....have you ever had a job in your life?

>>128761795
Nice generalisation, aspie.

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>this accent
Truly the most disgusting thing I've ever heard

>>128761969
>>128761969
>>128761969
NEW

if PM corbyn tries to fuck with the premier league i will come to the uk and kill him personally

Kek was that woman autistic?

Kek that woman

>>128761519
Corbyn has never liked the EU and if nothing else, has at least shown consistency in his political views for his entire career.

May loved the EU until it became useful to pretend she didn't to win the Tory leadership race.

As far as security, what's the fucking difference between the two?

>>128758818
>NEETcuck confirmed

>>128761884
It's your capital laddie, if the capital falls... I don't know, maybe it's different in the 21st century, but that usually was dooming for the entire country.

>>128761671
>before it happens to us

Mate, it already has. Once more, we were the ones who made it popular for you.

>>128761719
SHUT UP! I WILL SLAP YOU AWAY!

Kathleen just fucked it.

>>128762097
bennies for tendies