Brit/pol/: Dangerous and Provocative Edition

Fucking sad :( RIP Sam Gould

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C_TzyOC2N8

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-40161593

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I really want to fuck Diane Abbot tbqh

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Ed's dead, baby

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POIROT

>>128750668
Please leave

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We need to break down the barriers and stop the hate, lads. We need to extend hands across our communities and make people feel welcome, not isolated.

And we all must do our part. That means that each and every one of you MUST get a munchy box tonight (or a kebab, if you're down in England). Walk into your local kebab shop, order your delicious halal food, pay with a smile and a compliment and shake hands with the man behind the counter, proclaiming to everyone else in the shop that he is your friend. It makes everyone feel good and wanted and you have a scrumptious meal for your troubles.

BUY A MUNCHY BOX TODAY.

BUY A KEBAB TODAY.

DO YOUR PART.

#MUNCHYMATES #PAKORAPALS #KEBABKOMRADES #DONERDUDES

i hear corbyn will give me a gf. might vote labour

>Unironically, unequivocally, undeniably having your sirname be "Butt"

No wonder he wanted to off himself

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>General Election in 1 day

>>128750885
>Heart Attack Box

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>>128750676
No I'm not. Voting is for retards.

>>128750934
ill vote for the nazis if they will give me a gf

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>>128750751
no

Is there a good excuse for what looks to be like absolutely massive incompetence from police and intelligence services with the London Bridge attackers? I'm trying to be fair and also trying not to jump straight to conspiracy theories either, but it seems staggering how they could allow them to commit these attacks when at least 2 of them were displaying very obvious signs that they wanted to commit terrorist attacks.

>>128748695
>This any good? I think I've seen most of the decent films about monarchs.


It's worth a watch lad, as the another anon said it has some nice cinematography, though it does have some pretty big historical flaws so don't use it as a base of reference etc

alright whats the best option for voting on the 8th

both main parties seem shit so might as well know what kind of shit I'm voting for

>>128750984
its the 6th today senpai

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>>128750934

>>128750885
Jokes on you lad, my local kebab place is Greek

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>>128751059
Don't vote.

sweet and sour chicken dippers for dinner lads

bachelor meal at it's finest

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>>128750746

>Kebab shop grease pizza
>A tenner

Lads you must educate yourself on the benefits of the supermarket pizza counter.

The big ones are like 4 quid and you can choose toppings.

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Merry reminder that Theresa May couldn't say whether or not UK aid went to North Korea. Abbott tier shit

>>128751166
Can we pop over for dinner lad?

>>128751059
Blue or Purple

>>128751059
Vote Tory, lose your rights, get swarmed with Pakis.
Vote Labour, lose your rights, get swarmed with even more Pakis and get shamed for it.

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So that schizo Corbynista larper was wrong about Dianne Abbo? imagine my shock...

>>128751059
Vote tory just to send a message to Labour

They can do their jobs and represent the working class or fuck off. End mass immigration and focus on jobs or fuck off labour

>>128751226
>Get one from Asda every fortnight on Saturday
>Spicy chicken, spicy beef, ham and mushroom

So fucking greasy but so fucking good.

Rank these ethnic groups from best ethnic group to worst:

Chinese, Hindus, Eastern Europeans, Blacks, Muslims, Sikhs.

>>128750668
A mentally handicapped baboon with a superiority complex.

>>128751392
>end mass immigration
>Tories
FOY

>>128751318
na m8, i ate it all

>>128751470
>Muslims
>Blacks
>Hindus
>Chinese
>Sikhs
>Eastern Europeans

>Read all three manifestos
>Hey, the Lib Dems are pretty decent. Maybe they might be worth a protest vo-
>Get to their EU policy
AHAHAHAHAHA
HAHA
HAHAHA

We're fucked lads. It's Big Sister May or The Communist Party for main course, with a side of Liberal Globalization as the only third party polling >1%.

I'm going to see about moving to the USA before they close their borders for good.

>>128751470
Eastern Europeans, Chinese, Sikhs (most common Sikh ethnicity), Hindus (most common Hindu ethnicity), Muslim (Paki), black.

>>128751150
Islamic socialism is real

>>128751470
Sikh, Eastern European, Hindu, Black, Chinese, Muslim.

>>128751470
Polish>Romanian>Sihks>Chinese>Hindus>Blacks>Pikeys>Musliims

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>>128751470

>>128751470
Muslims > All

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Reminder to vote for me on election day;
>1. Cross out party name & candidate name
>2. Write my ID & Post Number
>3. Put X in the box

>>128751421

The Asda counter is the leader in taste IMHOM8.

Didn't think it was particularly greasy either.

>>128751652
>What is your favourite disease

Malaria duh

>>128751332
>>128751361
Basically my voting options are pure shit either way

Wonderfull

>>128751470
Sikhs, Eastern Europeans, Hindus, chinese black Muslims

>>128751470
Eastern Europeans
Chinese
Sikhs
Blacks and Hindus tied
Muslims

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JUT2EX28-Ms

>>128751652
Ebola

>>128750885
I don't like you.

>>128751711

Don't forget that there are black muslims.

The Somalis are literally like some kind of spaceship hull eating asteroid bugs.

Alright lads, who are worst.

Muslims, Niggers or Gypsies?

>>128751470
>Eastern Europeans
>Chinese
>Arabs
>Indians
>Blacks

>>128751841
This.

Fucking retarded spammer.

>>128751573
>End mass immigration
>The party that is designed to represent the working class

vote tory because if labour is just going to be the tories on steroids they need to go

>>128751580
Best at the bottom, right?

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>>128751907
Africans obviously (Irish are a close second).

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>Which train will get me out of London, Jeremy?

>>128751907
Muslims by far

>>128750668
So, how long have you been a masochist?

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>>128751841

I don't eat it all myself, mate. I share it with the missus.

Pic related.

>>128751907
No contest, Gypos.

They are not only xenophobic rapist cunts. They fuck up anywhere they live then fuck off after poisoning the well.

At least the muslims and blacks want to live here.

>>128751796
>Sikhs

Daily reminder it is strictly forbiden for Sikhs to eat Halal or Kosher meats

Truly the greatest of allies

>>128751906
Inshallah the whole world is Muslim bro

>>128751962
>voting
Retard.

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>>128751907
Muslims

At least gypos and blacks can be crowded up and destroyed more easily, whereas Muzzies employ the intelligent ones in their ranks to lie and pull puppy dog eyes at the native populace.

>>128752023
Muslims can be changed if they abandoned Islam (a lot of the Pakis would be barbarians still, but many would be Eastern-European tier).
Africans can't be changed.

Well I guess I can't mope about Tories or Labour being shit

How has Ukip been doing?

>>128752095
Nice.
Do you get your food from Google images as well?

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The final televised debate is on BBC One tonight at 10:40.

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KEK, You lads remember Runescape?

this is Runescape right now in reaction to one of the Admins who is a bent cunt making an in game Gay Pride Event

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKjGaTytWM4

>>128750885
Eeeek, run lads, isis are planing to give you indigestion. That's you on the watch list son.

>>128752180
Why are you on a politics board if you don't vote.

Find another hobby faggot

>>128751050
Allowing it to happen so they can bring in full-Orwell level surveillance and control. Britain has been the testing ground for all those technologies for a long time now, if they can take the freedoms from the Brits it won't be hard to translate that to Europe and most of he Anglosphere.

>>128752298

There's a Jocko leaders' debate on in Scotland at the same time.

>>128752248
Awful.

It's like they are a single-issue party, and got their issue. So now a lot of the brexiters have returned to their original parties and the racist xenophobes have taken the reins.

>>128752021
Shhh, her oyster card is talking to her.

>>128752095
>posting BLACKED whores
KYS

>>128752021
the guy at the back sort of looks like millipede reincarted as a tall white person

Fucking hate the EU

>>128752095

Stop telling porkies you ching chong spong mong

>>128751050

Not really. Any excuse ultimately boils down to "we let in so many potential terrorists that our security services are completely overwhelmed trying to track them all".

>>128752298
That will be pure cancer

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>>128751161
>>128751161
>>128751023
>>128751023

ur waifu is trash

>>128751226
but they're absolute shit

>2inch thick cardboard base - inedible and dry
>extra thin toppings - total price: 7p
>wrapped in cling film and been fingered a few times
>4 quid

fuck that m80, it costs pennies to make your own dough, you can make multiple pizzas (that is if you have friends), convert it to a calzone, put your own toppings on
tastes fresh, tastes great tomorrow and is cheaper than these shitfest cuck-counter pizzas
please stop spamming these, you are falling for the ((morrissons)) advertising

Reminder that if you think it's hopeless you should all GO TO THE FUCKING POLLS AND SPOIL YOUR BALLOT. Or vote Monster Raving Looney. Don't be apathetic, let the twits in charge know you hate them all or they will never change.

>>128752298
>Newsbeat Youth debate
this is gonna be shit aint it?

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>>128752298
>Youth
Fuck me. There was that *poll* that came out a few days ago which said something mad like 80% of 18 - 27 year olds support Labour.
>Pic is of Lefty "meme"
>Thinking they are winning the meme war

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How great would it be if the Tories were actually as the left describe them

niggers

>>128752310
I've been watching this with glee. I don't play 07, but it's hilarious seeing what's going on.

>>128752669
>BBC youth debate
Yes. They will be heavily biased to labour, will find the most retarded "young conservatives" they can to devalue the tories, and mention tuition fees every time the LD candidates get to speak.

Plus it's aimed at young people to boot.

>>128752719
Not Far Right enough

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pls like r8 and subscribe

https://youtu.be/bTjRUlsPzLo

>>128752422
Bollocks

It's too late to actually meme a issue for UKIP to have too, I know people are pissed off because the authorities didn't do anything about the terroism untill it was too late beause RACISSSS

It'd actually be a good argument that all the security in the world is useless if they are too afraid to ACT on that information just because ABDUL WUZ A GUD BOY GETING HIS LIFE ON TRACK

>>128752685
To be fair, that flaming pile of toss did just make me laugh. Unimaginably uninspired.

>>128751470
poles, jaspreets, chinks, poos, niggers, pakis

last two are pretty interchangeable, but we have more pakis where I am

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>>128752731
>bunnyspy

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>>128750885
I have yet to meet a sober person buying a donner kebab.

#Tikka Terrorists
#Not All but definitely Some Muslims
#Looks like shit.Tastes like shit.Will makes you shit.
#Jesus, what the fuck did you eat? You smell like a Paki
#Donner meat - made from real British girl meat.

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>>128752921
Thought it was extremely solid yesterday, but now you've posted it for the 30th time I despise it

>>128750885
I really want a munchybox desu lad

>>128752584

I like how you choose the Morrissons, rather than Tesco, the one litterally named after its Jewish founder.

>>128752584

>Extra thin toppings

They stack the toppings at all the different stores pizza counters. They throw away loads of stuff because they have to open a fresh bag each day, they never manage to use it all and so they don't care about piling it on. They don't make money from the pizza counters because it's just to look cool and be competetive with the other chains.

Got a mate who's moving to Golders Green and is offering me cheap rent. What's it like living in the midst of (((them)))? Are (((they))) friendly people, despite it all? Will I at least be safe from cultural enrichment from the religion of peace?

>>128753183
I had one once, and I've been teetotal since birth.

Was only the once mind, though it was proper delicious.

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>>128753187
I've only posted it twice.
Once today and once yesterday.

>>128753273
>Got a mate who's offering me cheap rent


Enjoy your sore arse lad

>>128753319
Fucking disgusting. Kebab meat is halal, urgh.

>>128753273
the hasdic kikes in london make pakis looks like gleaming examples of intergration
They have 5 kids and barely speak english.

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When is voting day?

>>128752921
>The Master said: “These people make a big show of saying the right thing, but their hearts aren’t in it. Because they act like they’re worshiping me but don’t mean it, I’m going to step in and shock them awake, astonish them, stand them on their ears. The wise ones who had it all figured out will be exposed as fools. The smart people who thought they knew everything will turn out to know nothing.”

makes you think..

>>128751652
sickle cell whatsits

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Diane Abbot seems to be copping a lot of flack in your news, is it just racism/sexism? She seems like a decent enough lady when I've seen her on TV.

It was years ago, I wasn't quite as worldly as I am now.

Postal ballots going missing in marginal Plymouth constituency is Labour up to its usual tricks lads

>>128753244
m8 i've read this exact shillpost before, do you work at cucking morrisons? are you too dumb to do as humans have for millenia and make dough?

>woo i get a pile of sweaty sweetcorn on my cardboard disc
way to fuck tha system buddy.

>>128753472
2 days.

>>128751059
I've decided today that I'm not voting
>Tory has the "Better" Cabinet but the shittier policies and are total fucking liars.
>Labour has the better policies but has a very toxic cabinet who is either too dangerous or too stupid and will most likely be total liars.
>Every other party is just shit.
Why even bother when the choice is awful.
Doesn't even help I live in a Tory stronghold so voting them would mean jack shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4bpx8czGp4

Peter Hitchens reading from George Orwell's 1984 (includes cockney accent)

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>>128750668

>>128753472
Thursday until 10pm.

If you can't make it, apply for an emergency proxy and get a pleb you trust to vote for you.

If you don't feel like voting, get fucking there and vote anyway, even if you just write "faggot" in all the boxes.

>>128753617
Spoil your ballot then.

>>128753183

I only buy the chicken ones from our chippy, it's a white chippy so it cancels out, I don't trust those turks and muzzys 2bh

>>128753640
Whales (especially like that) normally eat small animals plankton and krill. So actually you're going to need some smaller bait.

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>>128752401
>you need to be a Votetard to be interested in politics

Not only are yank posters fucking retarded, they're grey squirrel scum.

>>128753132
the chocolate bunnies are not important

are they?

What are you supposed to do if there's no ukip candidate in your area and the tory candidate has literally never taken a political position on any issue in his life? At least i can't find anything.

>>128753554
It is fairly tight there but luckily Mercer is pretty popular as it's a military city and he got IHAT shut down.

>>128753510
She's just known to be inherently anti-british and also totally incapable. She got to where she is because she makes the party look inclusive, which isn't unusual today but then the cons actually have competent minority MPs like Patel. Also she hates the working class.

>>128753510

She's a human meme.

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>>128753775
nah its not about the bunnies

>Remain could've won
>Trump could've won
>Cameron would still be PM
>No election night hilarity until 2020

We are blssed.

>>128751361
Vote Tory. Very slim chance they will actually become conservatives. If/when they fail UKIP will surge.

>>128753617
Spoil your fucking vote then. No party will try and change and appeal to you if they think you won't vote.

IF YOU DONT VOTE, NO ONE WILL LISTEN. SPOIL YOUR FUCKING VOTE IF YOU HATE ALL THE PARTIES.

How can our anthem even compete?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCTJ2fKaEwU

>>128753770
>that island of red

FUCK OFFF INVADERS WE'RE ALWAYS THE LAST TO FALLLL

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Thinking of getting a Blue T shirt with strong and stable written across the front to cause maximum butthurt on June 9th

>>128753863
>She's a human meme.

Shes a beautiful lady and I want to protect her.

Spoiled by ballot lads.

Hope you all do the same.

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>>128753441
FILTHY LIES

http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/https%3A%2F%2Fyoutube.com%2FbTjRUlsPzLo/

>>128750668
The Conservatives have in predictable fashion went too far with Diane Abbot. Expect a massive blow back after this election in regards of the racist dog whistling that featured in Crosby's Mayor campaign against Khan if Tory landslide.

There's debating and putting down the views held by Diane Abbot but I've seen widely circulated images by groups like Leave EU calling her a fat black pig, disgusting etc. The fact that she's been exceptionally targeted while Boris has been by far a bigger oath, May flaked more media events (70 Con MPs didn't attend Hustings) and Hammond forgot figures is going to come back down to her race.

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>>128753825
>>128753863

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnKbGYbS5XE

If Boris is not pilloried in the media and sacked/made to resign over basically assaulting someone on TV in this interview, why is an ill black woman being hounded by the media OK?

>>128753900
This is another sort of hell: a vestige of false hope

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>>128753589
Thanking you son!

>>128751470

>Sikhs
>Chinese
>Hindys
>Muslims
>Blacks
>Eastern Europeans

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what does facebook mean by this?

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>>128752095
So many decent birds ruin themselves with ugly tattoos, and if they're weak minded enough to follow such a trend then they're slags anyway.

>>128753995
Think I must have watched about 500 episodes of this.

>>128753995
>Welsh get an anthem
>Scots get an anthem
>Micks get an anthem
>No special Anglo anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKRHWT6xdEU

>>128754095
>t. diane abbott

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>>128753759
>Not recognizing a sperm whale
>Not knowing their diet

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This is how I spoiled it.

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vote powerfully lads

I've been losing my sleep over the prospect of Corbyn winning on Thursday.

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>>128754232
>Not one united anthem

Transcended no gf

>>128754232
English anthem is Land of Hope and Glory.

>>128754159
>>128751470
Whether it's stage 1 or stage 4 cancer, it's still cancer.

>>128754096
Maybe because the average person wants to physically remove left wing people from their lives

>>128750660

He was going to be the local candidate for my ward. He was running unopposed so won automatically, then he had to pull out because of cancer.

He also uncovered a £300 million debt incurred by the council which damaged the Labour vote here heavily.

Fucking sucks.

>>128754274
You should try to disprove what I'm saying as people are going to need to get their excuses in the event of a Tory landslide.

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>>128751150
>mfw assigned a state issued brown landwhale

>>128754313
We keep the Union anthem, of course, but if all the others get special national anthems I want one too because I'm mentally 2 years old.

>>128750506
Have you voted yet guise?

https://www.change.org/p/british-government-impeach-sadiq-khan-as-mayor-of-london

>>128754096

Because that's what Boris does.

He once rugby tackled a 10 year old and no-one cared.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzqe5z1Jy_M

>>128753554
postal votes going missing tory tomfoolery

disabled people cant vote in person and vote via postal

8-)

>>128754338

So assault during a debate is OK?

>>128754095
>racist dog whistling that featured in Crosby's Mayor campaign against Khan
i keep hearing this meme but where was the dogwhistleing during the mayor election

>>128754278
They might count that as a vote for labour mate.

You shouldn't have made one a clear winner. They've counted votes before where a guy wrote "wanker" in most boxes, then "kind of alright" in one.

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>>128754186
By being London mayor in the past he retains the title throughout the rest of his life. Just as he was once a child and a Belgian national, he will remain so in all news reports if it helps get thick cunts clicking.

>>128754275
Those 'teeth' are not teeth, they are filters. Sperm whales do not have those. They have actual teeth.

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The New York Times endorsed Corbyn over May.

Here's their reason why.

>>128753933
Will do lad.
Got any ideas?

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>>128751470
>Eastern Europeans
>Hindus
>Sikhs
>Chinese
>Blacks
>scum of the earth mudslime
Mudslimes do not belong anywhere, except in their sand dune, 2000 years ago.

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>>128754318
You became the gf?

>>128754444
I would unironically get rid of individual sport teams too.

>>128754477
Debate =/= invasion

A debate happens in an environment where the climate is secure. An invasion is when it is about to change from the outside. At the least it is revolution.

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KEKKK

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>>128754477
Helicopter rides are preferable

>>128754368
Always the good ones who get taken.. I feel really sad for the wife and young daughters he left behind. He seemed like a really good bloke.

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Prediction: the Tory landslide is going to be bigger and harder than anyone expects

How should I spoil my ballet?

>>128754548
Goes to show that to a Jew nothing matters but their tribe's influence.

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>>128754502
>He's still trying

>>128754803
>he doesn't know what i'm talking about

fuck off back to trump/pol/

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Dad says he's voting Conservative

Sent some pro-UKIP rhetoric his way but he didn't seem too phased. Said he likes UKIP but they're too anti-foreigner and that Brits never get anything done so we need them. Going to try re-affirm that UKIP merely want to reduce immigration a bit not to stop it in its tracks.

Any tips for convincing relatives to vote ukip?

>>128754096
Because Boris' entire character is built around acting retarded, but he's actually dangerously intelligent and will probably sell the entire country out some time in the near future
Abbots entire character is built around acting smart and pretending to hold the moral high ground, when she's actually a retard and unironically supports and believes in the goals of numerous terrorist groups

>Got a warning for posting alex jone's tasty titties the other night
>Elsa poster seemingly never gets banned
There is no justice

>>128753244

I've noticed this in Morrisons - they have this amazing Deli counter with all this gorgeous looking freshly made food, but i've never seen anyone buy any of it.

Ever.

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>>128754769
Aren't you forgetting the shy-corbynista effect?

>>128754489
Source?

That wouldn't appear to be legal.

>>128754548
>anti-zionist
>anti-american
>anti-NATO
>supports hamas
wtf, i love corbyn now

>>128751059
UKIP

>>128751150

Wouldn't this encourage more whites to breed? I think we need extra money to do this.

>>128754461
dont forget this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO9F6BDffx4

I bet Brits could make an artificial island if they used all the mudslime in their country.

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>>128751150
Wow, I have to give him credit in one sense: nearly every communist will back off when you ask them if they're in favor of the "redistribution of pussy."

He is consistently awful. I can give him that.

>>128753558

Why do you hate life? Why don't you want the students and gibfiends of Brit/pol/ to access a higher dimension of taste within their price range?

>>128754873
No, he clearly hates his own people and wishes for them to be replaced.

>>128754186
boris johnson isnt the mayor of london you fucking doughnut

>>128754873
Bring up this: https://www.ons.gov.uk/employmentandlabourmarket/peopleinwork/employmentandemployeetypes/bulletins/uklabourmarket/apr2017#unemployment
Salient fact: the number of unemployed people is 4x the number of vacancies in the UK. Allowing large numbers of migrants to enter the country under false pretences of them being able to find non-existent jobs is cruel and irresponsible.

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>>128755013

>>128751470
Chinese
Sikhs
Hindus
Easter Europeans
Blacks
Muslims

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https://twitter.com/SINON_REBORN/status/872107565110448128/photo/1

Has this been posted?

>>128751470

Chinks>Sikhs>Hindus>Slavs>Muslims>Blacks>Pikeys>(You)

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>>128754857
I'm all for kicking the shit out of yank landwhales in a cetacean taxonomy discussion, but I'm really not sure this is the time or place

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>>128755298

>>128754923
They exist? I thought it was ultra hip and cool to vote Corbyn, Even if there is, for every 1 shy corbyn voter there is probably 5 shy tory voters.

>>128755204
Stop making Diane look stupid its racist.

>>128754769
>i swear this isnt shooped

>>128755204
>>128755298
>Want to be home secretary
>Fall for an incredibly simple spearphish

>>128753244
Kinda true, most of the stuff lasts a day or two, but it doesn't even go into our inventory, its just counted as part of Counters Budget.

t. Sainsburys Cuck

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>>128755141
Yeah I think that's precisely his point

>fucking doughnut

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>>128755365

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>>128755365
This is a better one, Guido cropped off the sides for some reason

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who'd dredd vote for

>>128755325
If now isn't the time, what is? At this point all that is left is to sit back and enjoy the chaos.

>>128755365
>Diane Abbott
the sort of woman who gets viruses on the computer because she opens every junk email

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>>128755454
>used to eat an ice dougnut every week
Is this why creampie is my favourite smut?

>>128754485
Dogwhistling is in the name. The Conservatives like Boris shown today, throw in semi facts like Corbyn sympathised with the IRA, Khan shared platforms with extremists (Goldsmith like most politicians have) and then equate them with nasty fabricated insinuations; Corbyn is allied with all our enemies such as ISIS, Khan would turn London into a dangerous experiment (Look Indians we let in the mass murdered Modi).

They're called the nasty party for a reason because the second someone bites like feign offense pointing to the insignificant semi-fact was truth. Another reason why I would never vote for the Conservatives and their behaviour. The only thing that is absolute in politics is that politicians work for and our paid for by us. Letting them trample over us while playing by their own rules will end with our slavery losing the rights our Great, Great Grandfathers gained.

>>128755491
Is that Alien vs Dredd??

>>128755491
Dredd doesn't care who is in charge, he only cares about what is and is not legal. So long as they don't commit crimes he'd let anyone be in charge.

The Guardian still haven't opened a comment section on the terrorist attack.

>>128754977

MONORACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS

>>128755466
>>128755460
Truly on the ball.

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>>128754857
>What is a drawing
Stick figures aren't representing humans because those are just lines, not arms.

You're a cantankerous idiot, you must hang around really dumb people. You got BTFO. Deal with it.

>>128755466
Cheers anon

>>128755466
Jesus fucking christ, how can one person be so fucking stupid.

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>>128755491
nobody

>>128755491
Dredd abstain from voting as he did during the democracy arc, safe in the knowledge that in the end people feel more comfortable with an authoritarian government

>>128751059

are jezza

>>128755758
>it's really difficult to draw small teeth as opposed to large 'filters'
>'don't know know what a sperm whale is?'
>doesn't know what a sperm whale is himself

>>128755466

Wonder what Jezza and McDonnel are going to say to her now?

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Gentlemen.

Slaanesh has finally pierced the Heart of Khorne

The ultimate paradox has been realised.
My long time suspicion has been confirmed.
the lefties will do to Islam what they did to Christianity.

It was not an invitation to the west. It was a trap. Their poison is in the water, doing to them what it did to our own.

Pic related.

>>128754769
Its the safe bet.

In my opinion the polls tightening was the media drumming up the horse race because they weren't raking in the money an average election makes them

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>>128751150
>tfw corbyn goes full lebensborn

NIGEL FARAGE SHOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUL7ZngSoCQ

>>128756096
FUCK ISLAM YOU BITCH

>>128751470
Hmm:
Non-Romani eastern Europeans
Sikhs and Hindus
Chinese
Blacks = Romani
Muslims

>>128754769
>will fucking drink half a bottle of voddy if the exit poll shows this
SNP won't lose 17 seats though

>>128756096
I don't see how it can be a trap if most Muslims live outside of western democracies.

https://twitter.com/LeaveEUOfficial/status/872096342377627650

I'm amazed that Banks is letting Leave.EU boost the Tories by going hard after Labour. Didn't think his autistic feud would allow it.

>>128756096
>muslim using roids
not even suprised, you guys are often low-test

>>128756096
Yeah, no. You really think that when they become a democratically significant resource, that they won't pursue the destruction of all our institutions?
Because they are Christian-based.

>>128756096
Wrong.

>>128755665
A wise decision. The British public could do with an exercise in being able to think their reactions through rather than the diarrhea we have now. For example: Spanish foreign minister points out Gibraltar may need thinking through, "UP YOURS SENIORS, WILL FOOKIN BLOW YOU UP IF YOU TOUCH OUR ROCK!", "just after I come back from my package holiday to your country".

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>>128755937
I hope for your sake you're <20.

>>128756116
Reckon they started doing the polls in relative Labour safe seats to make it closer

>>128756363
its almost as if leave.eu was funded by tories and (((them)))

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltVtnCzg9xw

Educate yourselves johnny foreigner.

>>128756446
You honestly haven't given any proof for your claims. I made a comment, which is accurate, and then you came back with a comparison which is false, followed by an autistic 'it's just a joke XD'

I'm sorry, but to a brit my original comment was funny. It just shows how much yanks aren't welcome here. Fuck off

>>128756363
You're not very bright are you?

>>128756559
was watching that 2 minutes ago lel

>multiracial propaganda existed even back then

>>128756449
No one even cares enough to break down their methodology like 2015 because everyone knows how it ends. The Tories win...Big

>>128756096
Aky the Paki is back at it again. Get gassed.

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>>128756611
>Being this committed to your bullshit.

I also hope you're living with parents. It would give you some justification for being so unable to cope with losing.

>>128756363
I'd feel pretty grim right now if I voted to leave the EU and saw myself moral. I think aside from a couple of hardcore communists there isn't a decent person who backed this campaign.

Trump is never going to recover from this.

>>128753711

>Literally bringing a knife to a gun-fight

These people might be dangerous but by Christ are they thick. Given that you have one attempt at martyrdom, surely you'd make it something really effective

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I have to get out of bed to have a piss but I'll freeze to death because I have a fever. What do?

>>128756660
Go away Arron

>>128756853
What bullshit? It's fact.

>>128756981
having a gun didn't do much for that officer in the last london attack did it?

>>128756917
From what?

>>128756775
>heavy rain forecast on Thursday
that's the youth vote done then]
I've looked at some of the methodology, boring though

>>128757106

He didn't have a gun though.

>>128754940
And yet nobody will pursue it. Too much of it is compromised.

Anyone else here unironically going to vote for Corbyn?

>>128757231
>else

Advice on emigrating to the US upon president corbyn's election?

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>>128757231
lol dont be daft

>>128757231
Just you, Ahmed

>>128757231
I'm doing it ironically

>>128757028
you dont have a piss towel?

>>128757231
Nah

>>128756387
Read the label

It's ESTROGEN


>>128756394
No I'm saying that both factions are beset by the common enemy of marxism

This is a trap for all of us.

>>128756779
I discovered this off board on reconnaissance

Observe


>>>/lgbt/8397385
>>>/lgbt/8397420
>>>/lgbt/8397430
>>>/lgbt/8397464

>>128757285
basically you gota marry a yank

or own a profitable business with a value 150,000 USD dollars or above

or have 500,000 USD in the bank

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>>128757028

>he doesn't have a poop jar

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>>128757349
A what?

>>128757394
>Transgender muslim
ABSOLUTELY DEGENERATE

>>128757430
Manlet Tree?

>>128757231
>putting a Marxist in number 10
nah I'm alright

>>128757349
Do you mean bottle?

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>>128757503
>female brain

>>128757231

tuition free education mate

>TUITION FREE EDUCATION
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>>128757432
normie

>>128757554
i meant what i wrote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRyEScLg1Xc

>woesy actually not looking completely JUST

NEW
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>>128757582
>>128757582

>>128757581
Sweet you can spend the tax payers money learning transgender geopoltical dance studies.

>>128757408
Great, any american dating sites?

I doubt I will be able to start a business anyways in the communist UK.

>>128757122
covfefe

>>128757621
So you just piss on the towel and what, wring it out when it gets too soaked with piss?

>>128757559
Hitchens seems like he shoulda bin borned like 200 years ago or sumin desu

>>128757231
voting for free uni

Boomers got it for free so why can't I? It's awfully selfish for them to keep their triple lock pensions while we get shafted don't you think?

>>128754485
>i keep hearing this meme but where was the dogwhistleing during the mayor election

It was brought up constantly by critics of Zac

>>128757727
>current year

What is good then is good now, and it will be the same forever.

Don't you wish you were? I do.

>>128757106

If you look at the last London attack you'll see that 3 (three) men with knives were killed by 1 (one) man with a gun

>>128750885
I'm 27, lived in Scotland all my life, and I've never heard of "muchie boxes"

What the flying fuck

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>>128757805
>Thinking this will happen

Uni's will literally go Bankrupt, Lib Dems offered it too and look how that went

>>128750506
take the ultimate red pill
https://www.quora.com/Is-there-physical-scientific-proof-that-Jews-were-gassed-to-death-in-Nazi-concentration-camps/answer/Damian-Graves

>>128758060
Can't you recognize shitposting, Angus Mcleod?

>>128758060
munchie boxes are legit standard issue round every kebab place in glasgow

>>128757231
Me and the family were. There's five of us. We've just moved to Chester so had to register. Filled out the forms and took the envelope to the post office. The poll cards didn't turn up, so rang up about, no joy. Then I found the envelope in my pocket. The wife went mad at me.