Brit/pol/ - Final Polls coming out edition

>>128744604
Any election related tv today?

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NEUROTYPICAL MASTER RACE INCOMING

>>128744604
>tfw Tim Farron ruled out LibLab coalition
Oh wait, it's Tim Farron, he'll change his tune at the first chance of office. If he sold out God he'll sell out simple promises like that.

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Friendly reminder Britain is a dead country

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>>128744777

Tim Farron is losing his seat according to some.

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Reminder:

KAREN is an ARYAN. She wears the British flag as a parasitic wasp grub wears another insect.
She seeks to subvert the good English values of Brit/pol/ by spreading her disgusting ARYAN lies, derailment and no contributions of any worth to this thread.

Anyone posting Karen can expect a visit from their local Blood Constabulary and your Crypto-ARYAN parents sent to the Refinery.

Ps. The Real Karen is an ARYAN PEDO who assisted Paki rape gangs.

>Karen MacGregor, who has been jailed for 13 years after being convicted of luring girls to her home and pimping them out, had in recent years carved out a reputation as a prominent local campaigner who worked with an MP and Rotherham council to set up a “safe haven” for vulnerable youngsters and their carers.

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I HURT MYSELF TODAY

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>Your lefty mate taps you on the shoulder.
>"Oi, Anon, I've got a nice exotic lass naked in the bed upstairs. She's a right nympho, haha. Have a look, she's fuckin hammered, haha"
>Walk upstairs to have a look. Expecting a nice oriental, or south Asian lass.
>See a fucking hairy gorilla in the bed
>Your mate says, "She's a nice one, ain't she? Fucks like an animal!"
>"Y-y-yeah"

Con 44% - 355
Lab 35% - 220
LD 7% - 5
UKIP 4% - 0
SNP 4% - 48

Conservative majority of 60


Grn 3%

>>128744772
post results of the psychopathy test

YES I accept Jesus into my life

YES
E
S

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>>128744973

Scenes if the youth voter turnout is lower than it was in 2015

THREAD THEME
>THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YN4BncLvXic

Vote Labour - Gas incompetent toffs, meritocracy now

>>128745168
No lad, not a fan of that result tbqh

JESUS
E
S
U
SALVATION

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>Strong and stable Lets put the wind up the socialists

>>128744876
Friendly reminder that the tories got 160 odd seats in 1997.

Labour, in 1983, were "demolished" and still got over 200.

Labour also managed a majority of 66 with a worse lead than Cameron's "victory" in 2010 which forced the coalition.

The system is in their favour.

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The plan of getting a comfortable majority didn't quite work for May did it

>>128744876
do you think it is worth sticking £5 on the Tories having a yuge majority?

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Soon

My great grandad voted labour, my grandad voted labour, my dad votes labour, and I too vote labour.
There's nothing tribal about it, we come from a working class background and the tories and bankers have gutted this community.
It's my duty to ensure that Corbyn is PM on the 9th.

>>128744604
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>>128745357

Yes but once you start hitting mid 45% it does away with that advantage.

Boundary changes come in in 2018 I believe which will reduce seat numbers to 600.

>>128745420

No, but bet on the Lib-Dems getting BTFO.

>>128745420

Not now. Their campaign has been running on fumes for the past week.

>>128745357
It used to favour labour before blairite immigration. Now their numbers get a big bump by urban centres

>>128745348
https://www.instagram.com/jacob_rees_mogg/

Why doesn't he have twitter?

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say it with me /pol/
HOME
SECTARY
DIANE
ABBOT

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>>128744604
>UKIP
>5%

How does this compare historically? Will they pick up a seat or two?

>>128745540
corbyn would actually be a real competitor if only he cleared out his shadow cabinet

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>>128745540
Is it true Corbyn fucked this genetic zero?

Get 'em Tommy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt4yEoZ88aU

>>128745637

They picked up one seat with 13% last time.

Whats a cheap non-paki city/town to move to?

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What if the Tories win a majority but May loses her constituency?

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>>128745719
Yep in the 70's

Possibly today as well.

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>>128745536
idk i was shocked to find he had an instagram

>>128745646

Well his party didn't give him many options when they kept quitting the shadow cabinet in protest.

I think Labour would have a genuine chance at majority if they hadn't spent the past 2 years of trying to get Corbyn out

>>128745420
If you want a bet, Nick Clegg was 16/1 to be next lib dem leader a few days ago

>>128745637
>How does this compare historically? Will they pick up a seat or two?

Doubt.jpg

Thing is, they came second in loads of constituencies last time and everyone hyped up their chances for the next election.

Not happening.

>>128745803
>non-paki
Newcastle upon Tyne only has two regions of infestation, The Westgate Road and a town called Chichester by South Shields.

It's cheap as fuck up here as well, but it's cold, and work pays little. Av wage is about £17k.

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>when the Brain Force™ kicks in

Corbyn needs to drop Abbott from his cabinet ASAP. She has literally zero redeeming features.

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>>128745795
Bloody hell. UKIP should try and commandeer the Tories. Here in the US we have libertarians of two stripes:

1. Fuck the republicans, vote 3rd party (Gary Johnson)
2. Commandeer the Republican party from within (Rand Paul)

Both strategies have their advantages. The world needs a strong Britain.

>>128745939
Surely they wouldnt go back to him?

>>128745803
Glasgow
allthough the whites that live there are niggers

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>>128745819
because thats likely...

>>128745540

>Slack face
>Lego hair
>Chocolate pissflaps
>Mushroom soup vaginal discharge

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Diane has gone into hiding.

>>128746086
He needed to drop her awhile ago. Although it would be hilarious if they ditched her in a last gasp attempt to get more voted

Starting to worry about Election Day, strongly think that the Muzzies may try something.

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>>128746086
She's a mouthy nog. Nogs like that.

>>128746086

I wonder what it felt like slipping her the old roger on what was presumably a saturday night

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Toppest kek

>>128746195
>Class War
nice

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>>128745821
H-how...

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Wasn't the polls predicting a Labour win/hung parliment last time? They always underestimate Conservative votes because Labour voters are loud cunts

>>128746086
Corbyn like siezing her means of reproduction but abbo said she wouldnt let him unless he put her in the cabinet

>>128745455
why would he join the party full of people who think he is a war criminal

same with paddy ashdown. oh i'll just casually go from being an SBS officer to the leader of fag party

Lads. Are there any work from home scemes that aren't scams? They all look like scams.

>>128746195
>Joe ...Cox
>Class War

Poetry

>>128746230
>13,000 comments
what

>>128746143
Who else is there
>>128746086
Reminder that now he's single again, Corbyn drills Diane daily again

Assblasted low-IQ toryposters ITT - how do you get through the fucking endless days with that little going on up top.

>>128744973

63% have said they're certain to vote this year (different poll said). In 2015 60% said the same thing, actual turnout? 43%

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Just woke up lads


(from a nap)

>>128746391
If it's in the public sector yes, Private sector defo a scam unless it's a reputable company

>>128746322
Those polls were based on an 80%+ turnout for the under 25s and for them all to vote Labour.

No, really.

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uh... who to vote for then boys?
who is going to close the borders send everyone back home and not touch the internet?

I read like the last 3 threads but there is no info on who is doing what

farrarge has been barraged it seems

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>>128746450
It's fucking easy.

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https://www.thejc.com/news/uk-news/labour-supporters-in-bristol-erect-banner-with-1.439599

>>128746322
wewwwwww lad that's some rustic as fuck analysis
>Polls are affected by 'loudness'
>Professional statisticians can't into adjusting for demography
you are going to find yourslef very badly confused come friday morning.

>>128746089
The torys dont have primaries like the republicans and dems have in the us.
They have elections for the leader by established party members and the candidates have to be preapproved by Conservative Party Board which has 12 unelected members

>>128744604
Let's hope for the best, britfags... ok, no, that would be a Britain First victory. Let's be realistic and just hope to get rid of comrade Corbyn for good

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>>128746322
Checked

WTF is wrong with Corbyn? It's as if he's been cursed by the gods.

Neurologic disorder? Fibromyalgia?

Lads, would you seriously date a girl that's been with a black?

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>>128746752

No we want him to stay as leader as they will never win with him.

Even the Trots have accepted he's going to lose and are in damage control mode.

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Brilliant

>>128746322
The only poll that counts is the scarily accurate Exit Poll the BBC uses.

All others are the newspapers building up drama.

Labour are fucked. They're not even perceived to be Labour any more. Up North, people mechanically voted Labour as (a) a safe social back pat (b) a safe enough vote for not getting fucked. The latter is now non-existent, we know Corbyn will fuck us on immigration. The former is only prevalent on social media, and the Shy Tory effect is in full force as a result.

If we could just force students to vote at their parents' home wards, we'd be laughing. Sunderland elected a Tory mayor last month, that's fucking huge m8s.

>listening to News Quiz Extra
>it's a Jeremy Hardy episode
>some fat black american comedienne called Desiree on there
>"I umm like just can't like understand why people don't like Jeremy Corbyn!"
>Simon Evans jumps straight in with "Probably because he's spent his entire political career as a sworn enemy of the state."

Made me kek.

Muzzies must be laughing at us, we all arguing over what colour political party we like the best, while ignoring the real threat to this country

>>128746804

Never

>>128746594

Oh, Labour!

>>128746804
No...Pump and dump but never more

>>128745803
exeter

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>>128746450
Mind-boggling isn't it. They're nearly as thick as unironic Labour voters.

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Scottish independence voting intention:

Yes: 38% (-1)
No: 50% (+1)

(via @YouGov / 01 - 05 Jun)

>>128745819

It would take an absolute fucking disaster for the Tories to lose Maidenhead.

>>128746230
>Abbo

>>128745540
no worse than may, surely

>>128746709
>Polls are affected by 'loudness'

When Labour "people" are polled they will express their full desire to vote Labour and tell all their friends where there is polling to be done. Then, come election day, Jeremy Kyle, or Ramadan, will be on for the poor ones and it'll be time to go to Sardinia for two weeks for the rich ones so none of them will turn up.

Conservative people are contacted for polling and don't pick up the phone because they are out at work, and when polling day comes vote Conservative because they can use their time effectively and aren't easily distracted art students from the Home Counties.

>>128746804
no

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>>128746804
Depends.

If it's a black guy, possibly but it'd be something requiring explanation.
If it's a nigger, fuck no.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13126457

http://www.strawpoll.me/13126457

http://www.strawpoll.me/13126457

>>128746933
And Theresa May is the name of that disaster.

>>128744604
DAILY REMINDER

Every single anti-May thing you share, say or tweet enables a Corbyn victory.

May is not perfect, nor even likable, but she's better than Corbyn.

We need to think tactically. If Corbyn get's in we can kiss goodbye to any conservative-value party from ever gaining power again.

- Voting at 16
- More immigration and refugees
- Bad Brexit deals

The left is thinking long-term, they know in 10-20 years time they will win every election because immigrants will become citizens and have children while national, white british birthrates don't compete or even decline.

We can fight the Tories another day, we need to keep Corbyn and his ideology out. It's a threat to us.

>>128746549
>
no one is sending everyone back unfortunately. Tories are worse on the internet. Labour may be worse on the economy if you believe (((growth))) is more important than wages and consumer base. Abbot is a mess. anyone but tory seems to be the prevailing opinion amongst people in manchester, but it's a labour town mainly and we got alluhackbarred because of May's fucking cuts.

UKIP or Labour imo - unless you happen to be lucky enough to have a proper nationalist candidate

>>128744604

https://www.geopolitica.ru/en/article/manchester-massacre-four-key-reasons-exposed

>>128747020
What is the difference?

>>128747020
Eternal Civic Nationalist

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Pretty comfy lads

>Sat here with a brew
>Finished work for the week
>Mild happening in France
>Rain lashing the window
>Got some election night snacks/drinks in
>Looking forward to election all nighter

>>128747020
They are one and the same thing.

Black guy = Nigger you civic.

Voted Corbyn on the sole issue of railway nationalisation lads.

>>128746230
>The day the Queen found a four-foot black man hiding in her wardrobe

pie and mash up my gash

smash the mash

pry the pie

>>128746854
>If we could just force students to vote at their parents' home wards

Imagine that. Imogen and Henry losing out on the brownie points of voting Labour at Yuunaay whilst retaining the 65 percent plus benefits of living in an all white, upper middle class part of the Home Counties with mummy and daddy. Those vigils can't light themselves!

>>128744604
So UKIP voters have mostly gone to Labour?
Because i cant figure out where all the Labour voters have come from compared to 2015 election

>>128747130
>Got some election night snacks/drinks in
what you got lad?

>>128745791
good stuff

notice how the guy at the end still couldn't condemn it and they kept saying its all theories or that christians believe it aswell to hide the fact they believe it

>>128746804
really depends
If she's constally hanging round and fucking them no
If she had a proper relationship with just one mabye

>>128746855
>The British State is good and should be protected at all costs
>The British Nation should suffer in order to achieve this
fucking boOTLICKERS EVERY GOD DAMN DAY on this board

>>128747064

She's going to win about 80% of the vote in Maidenhead.

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RED TIE = REFUGEES AND ISLAM APOLOGISM

BLUE TIE = REFUGEES AND ISLAM APOLOGISM

PURPLE TIE = MAYBE REFUGEES AND ISLAM APOLOGISM

PISSY ORANGE/YELLOW TIE = REFUGEES AND ISLAM APOLOGISM

>>128747070
>Every single anti-May thing you share, say or tweet enables a Corbyn victory.
>We can fight the Tories another day

Fuck off you utter cunt

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>>128747229
Got the drinks in lads

>>128747220
Lib Dems and Regionalists party( SNP, PC etc)

>>128747229
Wine gums and pringles so far and some chocolate digestives for the morning after brew

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>>128746804
Depends on the black

>>128747254
LOL...fuck that, are you a cuck of some sort? One is enough..fuck that shit.

Downright disgusting.

>>128747070
fuck both of them. discuss.

>>128747330
What drinks?

>>128747308
eddie put your trip on m8

>>128747326
You debunked nothing of what I said. Enjoy your future.

>>128746572
>filename
laughing out loud in real life - being intelligent enough to not me too intelligent to enjoy videogames is truly the final red-pill.

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What does it mean to be an Evil Tory in practice? What do people who vote Tory actually do, politically?

>make money for their family, try to make more
>give excess money to charity
>obey the law

Now... what do Good Virtuous Labour voters do in practice?

White / Third Generation Paki
>make money for their family, try to make more
>obey the law

Nog / Immigrant
>take money from the taxpayer, try to take more

None of the Left actually practice "sharing" at all?

>>128747286
>protecting a dead nation

How can you have Nationalism if the nation is dead?

>Monarchy status: Cucked
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-478368/Diana-Let-flag-fly-half-mast.html

>Anglican church status: Cucked
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/10828762/Archbishop-of-Canterbury-Justin-Welby-says-gay-marriage-is-great.html

>Education status: Cucked
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/education/schools/school-governors-tell-parents-mosque-visit-is-compulsory-after-guns-and-violence-fears-10217175.html

>British Army status: Cucked
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2916146/I-living-lie-says-British-Army-s-transgender-officer-Soldier-says-tour-Afghanistan-nudge-needed-change-way-life.html

>Royal Navy status: Cucked
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/766183/Royal-Navy-plug-staff-shortage-urgent-plea-ex-sailors/amp

>Royal Airforce status: Cucked
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/596770/RAF-planes-beaten-Russian-Sukhoi-jets-Indian-pilots-training-exercise/amp

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No but I fingered a Jamaican girl >>128746804

>>128746804
my one and only gf lost her virginity to a black guy

she was half filipino half white

>>128747471
Archive

>http://independent co uk/news/education/schools/school-governors-tell-parents-mosque-visit-is-compulsory-after-guns-and-violence-fears-10217175.html
https://archive.is/i7Q9G

>>128747413
>discuss
You don't have a choice, it's her or him.

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>>128747084
>>128747137

>>128747137
>>128747115
>Muh Jews are why my life sucks - it's not because I'm a hateful cunt, honest

>>128747365
I'm talking about a proper African guy.

You've gotta be a bit fucking sick to go anywhere near a girl like that desu.

>>128744604
Why **BOOOM** are **ALLAHU** you **AARGHH** still **..of peace...** voting **AKBAR** for **..our strength...** cucks?

>>128747477
Cucked.

>>128746872

>hohohoh mustafa look at the foolish infidels, praise Al-luuuuaaaaawuuuuaaah uck-b-bweuhueeeeur-eeee-uuh-eeer that we do not practice such foolish things such as debate, free thinking, and attempts to streamline our nations functioning through politics. All wisdom is contained in the Koran and we do not need such foolish things, now let us proceed to the jobcentre plus so that Allah may give us our fortnightly blessing.

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>>128747020
>>128747254
>>128747365
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES, the absolute state of you cockwombles

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Fucking hell lads. Diane Abbott got rekt by a prankster pretending to be Corbyn's media advisor Seumas Milne

>>128747417
Skimmed, semi skimmed, and UHT.

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>>128747508
We're reaching CIVIC levels that shouldn't even be possible.

>>128747408
what actual diiference does it make

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>>128747365

>>128747355
>Lib Dems
But they are bascially on the same level, they got around 8% last election
>SNP
They also had around the same as they are in the polls

So it doesnt make much sense unless UKIP voters bascially split between the 2 larger partys

>>128747074
Thank you for the rundown,
UKIP likely to make no waves again as always

great help, it's appriciated !

Tory win is inevitable. Corbyn is too quixotic and a migrant sycophant, he pledged to give Visas for menial jobs to Africans. It's explicitly stated in his manifesto, I'm not voting to become a minority in my own country.

>>128747442
>You debunked nothing of what I said. Enjoy your future.

What is there to debunk?
May is an absolute disaster. You are literally shilling for globalism, more terrorist attacks, underfunded NHS/Police/schools and internet censorship
Cuck comes to mind

>>128747508
Fucking kill yourself faggot. America's average IQ has dropped 7 points because of traitorous whores...I wouldn't let a coal burner anywhere near my children let alone have children with one...So what the point of dating one?

>>128744604
Dear Britain,
Sorry that several thousand communists flood your old colony every time a Republican gets elected. We'll try to help you rebuild it after they starve to death.
Love,
U.S.A.

>>128746804
Depends on the size of your dick. You don't really want to aimlessly float in an unnaturally enlarged vagina when you fuck her

I don't care wether you vote Corbyn or not, but please do not vote for May.
She put internet restriction on her programm and if she gets a success with that it will enbolden the utter cunts from SPD to go through with their internet regulation program.

>>128747508
>Being this new
Try again you retarded faggot. I wanted to know if your definition of the word Nigger was your pic related/ just every black person living in the Americas

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>>128746993
i wonder what you were like before they got to you? whether you could have been something better? I feel for you anon because you have almost completely disappeared under the (((memes))). Are you still in there? Can you be, do you want to be saved? you can be better than this bud.
>people choose to participate in polls; polling firms don't have pre selected 'packages' of voters to poll with different demographic makeups etc.
>THE SJWs ARE BRIGADING IPSOS MORI ON TWITTER LOL
come on man

>>128747473
Jamaica?

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>>128744788
I'll be spoiling my ballot (probably) by drawing a swastika in the Tory box.

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>>128746804
>a girl that's been with a black

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>>128747633

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>>128747651
Any powder?

>>128747848

Will be close enough to an X to count.

Reminder that Mogg voted in favour of the Snoopers Charter, despite depicting himself as some sort of traditional conservative or classical liberal against increased state power and defender of British institutions and traditions.
(http://www.publicwhip.org.uk/division.php?date=2016-06-07&number=13&display=allvotes)

Reminder that Mogg is a notorious carpet-bagger and stood in seats from Scotland to Shropshire to Somerset before he actually won a seat.
(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob_Rees-Mogg#Before_entering_Parliament)

Reminder that Mogg disavowed the ‘Traditional Britain’ group after he caved under pressure from the leftist media for speaking to a genuinely socially conservative group
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23617555)

Reminder that Mogg helped to campaign against UKIP’s Mark Reckless in the 2014 Rochester By-Election – a crucial make-or-break moment in UKIP’s history that would’ve destroyed the party’s momentum and prevented Brexit from ever happening had Reckless not been elected.
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-7MbLwG0AU)

Reminder that if Mogg placed his principles and nation above party and career then he would’ve defected to UKIP alongside Carswell and Reckless back in 2014, back when there was significant UKIP momentum and it seemed as if UKIP could gain several seats in Parliament.

>>128747740
>voting corbyn
>calls me a cuck
Enjoy your future being ran by coffee shop intellectuals.

So why shouldn't 16 year olds be able to vote?

>>128746804
I would never go anywhere near such a disgusting cunt of a woman.

>>128747903
We'll see. I don't care either way.

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>>128747792
>implying cock size has anything to do with it
I guess you'd refuse to go out with a lass who owns a hefty dildo then

>tfw it's absolutely pissing it down so you're sat in your office playing Mini Putt because you can't be fucked with the traffic yet

>>128747139
>a kraut post in Brit/pol/ finally gets my dick hard
thought i'd never see the day desu

>>128747668
>what is the curve part of bell curve
I agree most are shit bu theres still some good ones tbf

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Daily reminder, that Jeremy Corbyn is the only savior of secular future, together with Assad

>>128748017
>t. Wagecuck

>>128747938
They haven't matured mentally and are full of hormones/at the peak of their rebellious teenager stage ruling out most critical thought and not being open to other views

>but they pay taxes

I'd rather they didn't pay taxes and affect the economy than have them vote.

>>128747215
I'm better at this than you, and what hurts is that you know it.

>>128747330

WRETCHED
WHITE
WATER

>>128747938
Because you can buy their votes with lollipops.

>>128747949
Based.

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>>128747888
>>128747633

KEK is this real

>>128748017

What is the general description of your line of work lad?

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>>128747938
We raised the school leaving age to 18, and Thursday's a school day.
That and so few of them own land and pay tax.

>>128747900
No, I'm not degenerate

>>128747888
>>128747633
more? source?

>>128747914

>Head up his own arse

I'm voting UKIP you utter moron.
Being anti Tory doesn't mean pro Labour.

>>128748173

yes

Test https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2017/jun/06/late-night-hosts-trump-tweets-trevor-noah-stephen-colbert

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>>128748044
Obviously there are SOME nice shit-coloured folk (incredibly few though), but in no way does that mean we want them here or in our genepool

>>128747583
i did find it arousing during sex desu

>>128748269
Would you turn that down?

>>128748290
No shekels today

>https://theguardian com/culture/2017/jun/06/late-night-hosts-trump-tweets-trevor-noah-stephen-colbert
https://archive.is/7hEFC

>>128748120
>Falling for the secular Jew

>peter hitchens is a muslim apologi-
https://youtu.be/_Qrq2DrxNqk?t=199

>>128748235
https://twitter.com/SINON_REBORN/status/872107565110448128

>>128748325
Are you a bot or do you painstakingly do this yourself?

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Labour BTFO!

>>128747938
Under 21's shouldnt be allowed to vote

>>128748269
Her face says white, her tits say indian, and her legs black. WTF is she?

>>128746804
If she's open about it, no.
If she tries to keep it hidden, no.
If she watches black guys in porn, no.

>>128748269
State of those tits

>>128748269
Never, shows what a weak willed wench they are, deep down. Especially considering how rare wogs are where I live.

>>128748324
yes

all women look like that, If being a coal burner isn't a shit test what is

>>128747633
>>128747888
Explain please

>>128748017

Reminder that 90% of britpol have never been in an office in their lives.

>>128746804

Only if it was with someone like Trevor McDonald 2bh lad

>>128748181

Accounts department manager. Fun.

Replaced about 40 years of admin experience with a retard and an apprenticeship BTEC type recently too so it's all going swimmingly.

>>128747938
Same reason they shouldn't do porn m8.

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top kek

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>>128748325
The guardian relies on our outraged clicks mate

Why deny the hard workers their tescos own brand super noodles for lunch

>>128747633
This isn't Diane Abbott.

>>128748417
Ariella Ferrera - Latino.

Also, what is this about nipples...you can tell the origin of person from their nipple colour?

>>128748487
I'm civic as fuck m8 and knowing I was treading the same ground as Trevor McDonald would kill my hard-on

>>128748302
at least you have a choice

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>>128747508
FUCKING BASED

>>128748269

Nipples like a round-sheild

>>128748549
Nicely done

>>128748549
It's the frowny face that makes this.

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This any good? I think I've seen most of the decent films about monarchs.

>>128747144
clean bandit are cunts.
the music is shit and made by faggots. they exist purely due to nepotism (i'm a little bit jealous about that, i concede).
oxbridge twats that are for the proles. fuck them.

>>128747466
>give excess money to charity
why do the charities exist. prevention is better than a cure you brainlet

Saw vanloads of coppers being driven to London Bridge, not sure why desu. Is it all just for newspaper cameras?

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>>128748417
>Her face says white
What the fuck lad. Why do black people not understand what white people look like? You're fuckin' surrounded by us every day you div, at least learn to identify us.

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>>128748549

>>128747606
Reminder that Violent people generally come on top on history

Oi lads any good election shit on tv tonight?

>>128748575
Yeah, they all have distinct colours.

>>128747879

Uncensored?

>>128745456
you fucking cuck. i bet your dad and grandad remember the 3 day weeks, the power cuts and the constant striking. i'm also working class from a former mining community, but i'm not a fucking mong like you who believes Labour is for the working class. It isn't. Die you socialist cunt.

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Feeling like shit today, lads. Could be my tonsillitus coming back. God, please don't let it be that. Luckily my Dad got his friend to give me his prescription for antibiotics that he didn't use

>>128748695
It's okay. Some really nice cinematography and I don't remember any of the acting being too poor. Worth the run time/10.

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Your gonna regret posting that on here old boy >>128748269

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>>128745540
>say it with me /pol/
>HOME
>SECTARY
>DIANE
>ABBOT
Say it with me Brit/pol
Four Words
Two Misspelt
Tries to take the piss out of someone, yet can't even spell their surname correctly.
At school did you stare absent-mindedly out of the window, dreaming of faggots and unicorns, instead of paying attention?

>>128747477
All of that is disgusting

>>128748575
Also
>Latino
Explains all the mixed genes

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>>128748549

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>be Brit
>make a documentary about your jihadists instead of arresting them

>>128748807
Reminder we can't be violent anymore because we can kill everyone on planet earth in half an hour

Baroness warsi comparing the far right to the terrorists again.

>>128748880

Shouldn't you be in a rising storm 2 thread lad

>>128748500

Did someone retire?

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>>128748867
Ta mate.

>>128748851
Probably because your hungover

>2017
>believing polls
Tories 370-390 seats

>>128747070
>May is not perfect, nor even likable, but she's better than Corbyn.
I like the fact that she's going to ban 90% of brits from 4chan. It's going to be fucking great.

>>128748845

Babs never shows her tits, lad.

>>128748764
White with a little too much plastic surgery, and some fake tan. You know that look exists Anon.

>>128748888
>At school did you stare absent-mindedly out of the window, dreaming of faggots and unicorns
yes, also checked

i don't work how long can i cruise and ride uni credit

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>>128748888

>Diane ABbot as HS, i'd rather have Russ Abbott 2bh

>>128749078
>believing the tory meme
Labour 340 seats.

>>128748841
Explain 'em, please.

Cheers!

>>128746804
no

>>128747668
>trying to use CIVIC as a pejorative

Okay cucky :3

>>128746804
Never.
>>128748316
Cuck.

Warsi can go and fuck herself

>let's look at the evidence behind the terrorist attacks and ignore the politics

Ok here you fucking paki cunt: it's all muslims.

Cunt.

>>128748549
>Labour doesn't condemn the IRA

/OUR GUYS/

>>128748258
So would I if they were fucking running here, as I'm in a Conservative safe seat anyway.

If there's a chance of Labour winning in your seat then you need to vote Tory.

UKIP fair better against Tories than they do Labour. If we enter a world that has Labour leading then UKIP will be hammered.

>>128747144
the bbc blurred this t shirt out on TV

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Vote Green for a cleaner enviro...

>>128749162
Browny black on white skin- North Indian/Latino
Pink Peachy-White
Orangey Peachy- Arab
The rest can be identified with their skin colour

>>128749350
Is it bad that i find her sexy sometime?

>>128749233
As long as you're here it will be now fuckoff reddit
>Civic calling someone a cuck

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Girl at work looked at my erection. Next move?

>>128749350
>People are unironically going to vote for her party

>>128747070
gtfo

>>128749160
now this is what i call FUNPOSTING
can you imagine the friday night lash? i'd go out in a full tanky uniform blasting the internationale ont he bluetooth speaker t b h

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>>128746189
>tfw Glaswegian

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>>128746395
BASED TOMMY DO IT AGAIN

>>128749544
Stroke the clitoris?

>>128749504
We have a Labour led council here, not Green.

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>>128749530
Yes. Kill yourself.

>>128749544
I know this isn't the place, but can you explain the circumstances and how she came to be looking at your stiffy?

>>128749544
Get yourself a good lawyer

>>128749598
Enjoy your Labour future. I'm UKIP but you people will make us lose in the long run.

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I've felt nothing but rage for the last month.

>>128749544

Move to a different school?

>>128748907
why leafy m8? she was a great gf

>>128746804
i would if she did that not just because hes black

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>>128749685
They ran our council until 2015 and Brighton Pavillion still has a Green MP.
t. Hove lad
The bin strikes were great fun.
What about those long-standing rumours that Phelim McAfferty (then Council leader, now Hove's Green parliamentary candidate), left a shit in the microwave of a union canteen?
Face it, their record is abysmal.

>>128749544

Rub the tip of your old man, then tell her this is what it smells like whilst holding your finger under her nose

works everytime, it's the pheromones y'see

>>128749757
labour are

ARE GUYYSSS

>>128749688
Good argument

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>>128749854
>based pine marten
mustelids are the best tbph

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>>128749693
Doing nofap. Had my tight trousers on receptionist wore her short skirt.

>>128749854
>I've felt nothing but rage for the last month

What does it feel like lad, is it soft?

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just got a pizza in lads

>>128749974
>I can't get past my silly notions of "grrr rich people" to think about the long-term consequences of a hard liberal-enabling government

>>128749544
Whip it out and assert your dominance.

>>128750106

Chippy, kebab shop or overpriced American chain shite?

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>>128749854
>Pine Marten

A wild Chris Packham appears

>>128750242

Looks kebab shop to me.

>>128750045
Pretty tame tbqh, bit disappointed.

>>128750242
My bets kebab.

>>128750106
Aww gissa bit

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>Corbyn's tax plan will destroy Brita-

Oh...

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>>128749981
Constantly under attack from muslims

>it's not muslims

How can you unironically find such low effort shilling attractive in any way

Thinking about voting labour just to cheer my mum up lads, I don't really care either way

>>128750242
Since when did Chippies do pizza?

>>128750374
>My bets kebab.

YAAAAAAAAASSSSS

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>>128749678
>Stroke the clitoris?
You fell for the clitorisjew. It's a myth, lad. Women don't have them. A clitoris is basically a tiny penis for very effeminate men.

NeW
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>>128750506

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>>128750322
Chris 'get paki-bashin' back in fashion' Packham

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tories have made the muslim scourge worse
best thing to do is tear it all down and start over
at least labour wants get rid of arms sales to saudi
that's a good start

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Based football hooligans do it again.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/london-bridge-terror-attack-fk-fuck-you-im-millwall-hero-roy-larner-football-fan-lion-of-london-a7775246.html
What have you done for your country, lads?

>>128750242
>>128750374
aye kebab shop. pretty good for a tenner like, their burgers are suprisingly good too.

>>128748695

It's worth a watch lad, as the another anon said it has some nice cinematography, though it does have some pretty big historical flaws so don't use it as a base of reference etc

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BUCr5s3lr6E/?taken-by=jacob_rees_mogg
the absolute state of those lefty comments