Hi pol/tards. I was an Indian shitposter until recently. Until

Indians are the coolest foreigners I know. A family from Guyana moved next to me 10 years ago and they're closer to me than my extended family.

Go fuck with the Muslims. Those guys are assholes.

>>128741406
Poojeet, you truly are our greatest ally

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UAzGaaq83-o

>>128741406
>>128741600
>>128741648
>>128741962
Are you guys pretending to be Indians and acting to be nice to the guys pretending to be Indians after driving us out of this board?

>>128743511

Bhai, we will strike fear into the heart of the toilet dwellers.

They will pa for their POOINLOO insults.

>>128743785
That's actually a pretty good idea though

A dark brown man covered in body hair. The first thing you notice is his smell. Curry and poo. He has a skinny frame, oily skin and hair. Slimy. Oozing curry and poo from his pores. A thin pathetic moustache. Pitiful.

He pulls down his pants to reveal a small penis surrounded by a mane of smelly greasy pubic hair. He turns around and I see his buttocks smiling at me. His butt is covered in more coarse hair, black. Small cheeks. He bends over and parts his cheeks. A waft of pure poo fills the air. The black hair is thickest here, with a brown hue. Dangle berries can be found. Yesterday's shit clinging on to life. The poo is a light brown, like pumpkin soup. He uses his hands to part the mattered poo hair to reveal a little brown butthole. Caked in poo. Disgusting. The epicentre of filth. An ugly crater. A dirty yet prolific anus.

The Indian.

>>128743511
No, I'm being 100% serious. I'm often an active dissenter around here.

I'm a realist not a racist and I've had nothing but good experiences with Indian people. They're incredibly intelligent and kind. People make fun of India because the country is overcrowded but I'd gladly see my tax dollars going to that kind of foreign aid rather than financing drug wars and U.S. oil invasions abroad.

Okay, I'm about to get attacked. Stay strong, bro.

>>128744457
Thanks bro :)

>>128743511

The poo in loo thing is just bantz.

We like Indians, probably more than any other brown skinned people.

>>128743785
Behead those that insult the potty

>>128741406
Get yourself a white woman and spread our genes

>>128746590
If getting white women was that easy for us pajeets, all white nations would have already been turned to brown.

>>128741406
How did you got there? How can I be a citizen of Austria, please tell me senpai?

>>128741600

they are disguting, I wouldn't even shake their hands

>>128747135
It is pretty easy actually, you either have to be a skilled laborer or a skilled professional (like doctor, engineer)

>>128747366
What about management or Economist?

>>128747259
I wouldn't shake hands with a Mexican either. You are the Indians of brown people.

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>>128741406
>You know what? I am going to take that citizenship and make Austrian street unsanitory and unhygienic.

>>128747450
It will be hard for you. They don't need those two.

>>128746590
POO

>>128741406
Follow your dreams Pajeet.

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>>128747588
I'm sad.
I want to leave India so badly, to any European country.
:((

>>128741406
Inshallah brother dump one from my side

>>128743785
Poojihad.

>>128741406
You make me proud fellow panjeet now reverse colonize the shit out of them and don't forget to invest in India atleast 10 percent of your annual income

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>>128741406

We have a Solutions for your Problems.

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>>128741406
did you enshrine your toilet already?

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>>128741406

We also have an App for you.

>>128744457
Actually no one should pay for anyone,let the natural selection do its work,poor Indian shouldn't be provided with money they don't know how to use it.

Actually by providing with aid you are making things worse for us.

>>128747706
Yes, poo on it.

>>128744193
it is almost poetic in how mad you are

Great thread

>>128741406
Your LARPing isn't funny

2/10 for effort

>>128747135

Learn a trade, or study something useful. And then apply over internet for a job. They are looking for many IT and electronic related jobs. Also health related jobs will get you a job here.

>>128748036

Yeah I have to send a bunch of money to my parents. But I do it willingly. They were the ones getting me to where I am right now.

Paying for education we couldnt afford.

Most Indians and Packys are awesome people. The ones here are well educated respectful and generally plesent to be around.... Thank you British colonialism.

>>128748072

Nimm ein Sackerl für deine Gackerl will be a thing of the past soon.

>>128748072
whats that?

>>128747756
No European country wants you shit-skin poo-in-loo

>>128748293
If that's your country's official position, then we should absolutely respect your wishes but here's how I see it, and try to give me the benefit of the doubt because I'm against intervention -even financial- on foreign countries in most circumstances.

In the case of India, you have people who are
>highly intelligent
>industrious
>peaceful
>conscious
>modern
>tolerant

...and they're still very into their own culture, religion, and tradition. It's not like my heritage, Bongs and Micks, who have been rendered indistinguishable from the rest of America beyond the fact that I like a nice foight when I drink too much.

Most of the Indians I associate with are doctors, educators, or in law enforcement/civil service. That's pretty esteemed company as far as I'm concerned.

So, when you have a people like that, with all the latent potential to just leap into the 1st World and contribute - why not give them a leg up if you can afford it? Not welfare. Not taking on their responsibilities. Just a little aid if you ask for it. Seems like a pretty bro thing to do but I don't know. I imagine there's going to be a greater return on investment than sayyyy, building a million dollar bomb whose use will herald the end of the world.

>>128747135
do what bose did

Pajeets will by superpower by 2020

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>>128750160
Once I saw a fat female shitting in the middle of a subway station in vienna. You can't top that poo. I strongly suggest the Sackerl-Gackerl-App.