PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
https://www.whitehouse.gov
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
https://publicpool.kinja.com/
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
http://pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump announces Air Traffic Control reform 6/5/17
https://youtu.be/w_4OAfO7rvg
>VP Pence w/women entrepreneurs 6/5/17
https://youtu.be/IPc65OtkMLI
>UN Amb Haley adopts UNSC Res 2356 on Best Corea 6/5/17
https://youtu.be/JUCtwcXks_Y
>Pres Trump @ Fords Theatre 6/4/17
https://youtu.be/AxBV46XfArU
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #19 6/2/17
https://youtu.be/LXo3uyAS13A
>Pres Trump signs some bills for protecting LEOs 6/2/17
https://youtu.be/NhFGCOtFlJs
>Pres Trump puts America First 6/2/17
https://youtu.be/j_KUyYE4dPU
>VP Pence on F&F 6/2/17
https://youtu.be/F2zavIBSxOo
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
http://pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
PREV APPEARANCES
http://pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
FUN STUFF
Trump Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>WHAT DOES COVFEFE MEAN
https://youtu.be/OPR11lhXwlI
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
https://youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
https://youtu.be/taZcJqUZAF8
>TrumpWave S P A C E
https://youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
https://youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
https://youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
https://youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
https://youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA
INSPIRATION
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
https://youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
https://youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
https://youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
https://youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
https://youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
https://youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
OP pastebin: http://pastebin.com/nygxu29R
prev >>128724527
>>128729262
maga
>>128729275
4 EVER
Abu-Ivanka is done. It's over for him.
first for /pol/ supports assad and reddit doesnt.
APOLOGIZE
>>128729262
Fucking Muslim cunts!
>>128729262
I am not making the next thread
Someone else must make the next thread
OP is going.
Slimes are now infesting Australia. Who will deal with them? Men, emus, or kangaroos?
what the fuck london
GET
HOOYYYYYYPPP!!!!!!!!!
Watch out for JANNIES.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/872084870620520448
>>128729408
Nope.
>>128729389
The police shoot them.
>>128729408
The way they're promoting this makes me think that Comey has told everyone to expect him to accuse the President of some bad things.
>>128729408
Jesus Christ, the media is hyping this up as some major event like a Super Bowl or something.
>>128729372
she's interviewing alex jones today lol
>>128729375
Total cuck: "Don't say that, they're not fucking muslims man."
>>128729370
No one cares about muh based sandnigger. Whole region deserves to be glassed, nothing else.
>>128729525
Pathetic. They should not allow video cameras just to fuck with the libtards.
>>128729387
>>128729574
This is the only correct answer.
Anyone here have traditional Christian gf's?
>>128729525
ABC and NBC are even interrupting their daytime lineup for it.
>>128729501
I kind of wish you'd militarize your emus like the Russians do dolphins.
>>128729490
This is what I meme'd for
>>128729408
It'll be literally nothing. Several hours of "It's classified" and "I can't answer that" so he doesn't perjure himself. Then the media will pick out one line he said during the whole thing and spin the news cycle for the next week to be about it. Then it'll die and we can do this shit all over again next week.
>>128729501
Australia might be an authoritarian anti gun shithole but at least your cops can put down muzzies unlike the retarded brits.
>>128729580
What? So CNN can just lie more?
>>128729490
>...
Brace yourselves /ptg/
>>128729512
>>128729525
More like WWE
>THIS THURSDAY
>HE HAS NEVER BEEN STUMPED
>BUT JAMES "MANIA" COMEY IS GONNA TRYYYYYYYY THIS THURSDAAAAAY
>>128729408
OOOOOOO WHAT'CHU GONNA DO BROTHER WHEN COMEY-MANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU
>>128729525
>mfw Comey answers every question with "I cannot answer"
>>128729525
some networks are even canceling their regular scheduled programs to show it.
>>128729631
>I-I can't answer that at this time
>I can't disclose that in this setting
>That's classified.
>>128729559
It will all be about Russia and wikileaks. Some conspiracy theories are more acceptable than others it would seem.
These faggots aren't blocked from Trump's yiddler yet? Kek, you know what to do:
https://twitter.com/TheTylt/status/872085427326418944
>>128729512
What I think is that he will spew out a lot of quotable half-truths. Like Russia wanted Trump to win and were shilling against Hillary. Or that they tried to 'influence the Trump camp'. Things like these.
>>128729490
BASED SAUDIS
>>128729525
trump is the most interesting thing to watch on tv. best reality show.
>>128729559
really? thats funny. id watch that one.
>>128729664
Kek'd, my thoughts exactly but I couldn't put it into words.
>>128729643
I like the Police in Australia because they are all equipt with body armour and guns. 2 Cops got shot by the snack bar but the vest saved both of them and perforated the kebab with return fire and he had no armour.
What's this shit about Reality Winner?
>>128729664
>>128729408
all media outlets are really hyping the hell out of this testimony, makes me wonder if they know something.
>>128729262
Subject: DAILY GUIDANCE AND PRESS SCHEDULE FOR TUESDAY, JUNE 6, 2017
https://publicpool.kinja.com/subject-daily-guidance-and-press-schedule-for-tuesday-1795835586
In the morning, President Donald J. Trump will receive his daily intelligence briefing. The President will then meet with National Security Advisor H. R. McMaster. In the afternoon, the President will meet with House and Senate leadership. The President will then sign a bill. In the evening, the President will have dinner with Members of Congress.
10:00AM THE PRESIDENT receives his daily intelligence briefing
11:00AM THE PRESIDENT meets with National Security Advisor H. R. McMaster
3:00PM THE PRESIDENT meets with House and Senate leadership
4:00PM THE PRESIDENT signs a bill
6:30PM THE PRESIDENT has dinner with Members of Congress
>*Briefing Schedule*
2:00PM Press Briefing with Press Secretary Sean Spicer
>>128729525
rachel maddow with the tax returns again
>>128729645
They're going to do it anyway. Even when you have video proof, they say, "don't believe your lying eyes."
They defended their fake Muslim protest with the lamest story I've seen. There's video of them orchestrating a fake protest and they tell us not to believe the tape. There are people in the video laughing at the protest because it's so ridiculous what CNN was doing. Hahaha
Hey trumpets,
Did Putin hit Maxine Water on the head or something. Or is she just to intelligent?
I mean blacks are poor and can't afford lawyers. That makes sense to me.
>>128729769
Shitlib vegan catlady who took Le #Resistance larp too seriously. Had access to top secret info, mailed it to Intercept, Intercept didn't cover her tracks, she got arrested.
Looking at decades in prison.
>>128729490
is he a toddler or something? It has nothing to do with funding extremists. Saudis and Qaatar have been doing that for a long time.
>>128729887
What did she leak?
>>128729846
WHERE'S SEAN!!!??
>>128729769
She's one of the leakers. Leftist retard who supported Bernie Sanders. She wanted to burn crosses and devour the constitution because Trump won. Oh, she also said she'd fight for Iran and become a traitor in a heartbeat. Basically, your average millennial retard.
>>128729769
He/she(?) just won a spot in a federal prison. She just got a dose of reality, one might say.
>>128729559
Lordy. Is there a better bingo version around?
>>128729809
A source familiar with CNN's thinking tells me they know that they only get their paycheck if they call for Drumpf's impeachment the requisite 13 hours a day.
>>128729694
>>128729525
>>128729408
What if Comey said x is classified just like old times? Trial is about absolutely fucking nothing yet again.
>>128729919
Stuff everyone already knew about phishing attacks.
>>128729707
Can someone please make a list of all the non-answers Yates and Comey and all those faggots use to avoid answering?
Really bombed my bridge.
>>128729919
Some NSA documents that showed "Russian" hackers attempting and failing to hack voting machines.
>>128729769
A young SJW chick with gender identity issues and anti-america views had top Secret Security Clearance and was leaking shit to the intercept.
>>128729809
You're not wrong. Trump lawyered up big league too. I wonder if he's so morally unscrupulous as to lie under oath.
>>128729919
Saw "Russian hackers" as file name thought it was putin manipulating the election, its about Russians fishing for emails and some retards fall for it.
>>128729616
kys
>>128729952
why is it always the Bernie bros
they take extreme action at all times
what did he mean by this
>>128729887
>Looking at decades in prison.
>>128729432
Turns out it was a fucking mod that was doing it and he kept it up for a few hours before pissing off
>>128729709
>It will all be about Russia and wikileaks
Wew, i've been out for quite some time and this is still a thing?
>>128730039
>VVaters
>>128730076
He's about to start signaling his desire to declare the Muslim Brotherhood a terrorist organization. Like I said, it's going to happen very soon.
>>128730165
Didn't Huma Abedin have Muslim Brotherhood links? Something about her parents, and her editing a magazine.
>>128730165
>He's about to start signaling his desire to declare the Muslim Brotherhood a terrorist organization.
wtf i love trumps foreign policy now
>>128729262
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5936949ae4b013c4816adee7?ncid=inblnkushpmg00000009
Michael Moore starting Trumpileaks.
Why aren't we submitting shit?
>>128729408
Is Comey a media whore?
>>128730094
It will be until the special prosecutor ends his investigation. No matter what, it's alive until then.
>>128730039
oh god my sides is kill.
Is she really this dumb or saying it for the narrative.
>>128730076
America has something like 10,000 trops in Qatar.
This guy...
>>128730165
3D CHESS FELLOW PEDE
>>128729372
Good, I hope NBC loses tons of money on her
She's interviewing Alex Jones today, I hope he tapes the entire interview...and airs it before her with no edits
>>128730165
>Ooma going down
>Thousands of more posts about how hot she is
dammit guys
>>128730237
Remember when old Trump blamed saudi arabia for 9/11 and funding ISIS/al qaeda
really makes your brain matter pitter patter
>>128729664
>The first one hundred journos through the door get a free bagel and a "James Comey is Unnamed Source's Homie" lanyard, kids get a free PIZZA PARTY invitation!
>Thursday, Thursday, Thursday!
>One ticket gets you the whole chair, but you're only going to need the edge of your seat!
>>128730165
I bet especially Egypt's Al-Sisi is going to be very delighted over this.
>>128730249
Don't let him know I told you, but I heard Trump gets TWO SCOOPS of Ice cream with his apple pie, while everyone else just gets one
>>128730143
I'm sorry but what a dumbass
>>128730039
Really houses my refugees.
>>128730256
Yeah, a real showboat.
>>128730256
>Is Comey a media whore?
Narcissist obsessed with having unlimited power. He would do absolutely ANYTHING to get it back. The guy is completely nuts.
>>128730256
Yes. Comey has a history of it. He's a slimy piece of shit.
>>128730039
I refuse to believe that is real.
>>128730031
What if this was all planned by Trump?
>>128730347
Yes. Stuff like that. Or the evil Russians want to kill the Jews/ just spam it with nonsense.
>>128730369
>>128730267
Fake account you DIP.
>>128730278
How is this any sort of chess? If you can't deduce the recent actions being taken against Qatar as a sign the Muslim Brotherhood is fucked, you're retarded. While the Saudi niggers fund terrorists the Muslim Brotherhood has infested the west's government and are far more successful at subverting us. You're a brainlet.
>>128729370
le based brown man xddddd
fuk the joos!!!!1 we lov le based muslimssss :----DDD git gassed by the browned assad!211
>>128730267
>>128730369
>>128730419
It's fake.
>>128729694
>be libruhl
>#resist
>Impeach 45 right guyz? I mean zirs
>OMG Comey will testify
>send out text on iPhone #fuckcapitalism
>"Hail Comrades! I'm having a Comey watch party at my place. Vegan potluck"
>Everyone shows up this is gonna be it
>This will surely be the end of that orange terrorist
>The hearing starts, and the patriotic Democrats start shouting questions at Comey yelling over each other.
>Comey just sits there looking down at this phone
>He finally says, "I'm sorry I can't comment on that"
>The Democrats are flailing like baboons now
>My friends are getting restless
>This goes on for 3 hours
>I just want everyone to leave so I can order a meat lovers pizza
>After the cadre leaves I notice they stole my laptop.
why didn't trump mention islam in his tweets about terrorism?
>>128730249
>Trump rarely use emails
>Expects leaks
Did this fat fuck forgotten about that?
>>128730084
He was a non citizen. Deportation is the better option. You guys can have him.
>>128730450
>trump is a tv media mogul
Oh god if he wants this to happen.
>>128730501
Wtf I love based lefty kurds and islamists now!
>>128729890
>Saudis and Qaatar have been doing that for a long time.
Now it's time to stop doing that.
[faint handrubbing noises]
>>128730450
He'd have a reserved timeslot on Trump TV in the future if that ever happens.
Is /sg/ really pissed off right now because the Kurds have started an offensive in Raqqa? Is that it? For fuck's sake.
>>128730069
I should add that it also showed they attempted to get access to voting machines but they failed.
>>128730165
You damn trump idiots are so fucking retarded.
You can't see beyond the hook nose on your own damn face.
Trump is aiding extremely horrible nations under the excuse of "fighting terrorism (tm)" knowing that gullible, idiotic, uneducated flat earther autistic rees like yourself will still suck his dick and make excuses. Dumbshits, he's helping the proxy to most of the extreme wahabists through the Saudis. You dumb fucks don't seem to understand the government helps to create the extremist wahabists and then uses the gullible fucks to achieve the agenda of stealing away more rights and freedoms, so both the dumb far right and the wahabists are working on the same page. You claim you hate muslims but secretly you right wingers want to bring in fucking worldwide sharia law.
>>128729408
>Trump asked me to finish Flynn's investigation if there's no proof
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DRUNF IS DONE NOW!!! LE BASED COLBERT WILL SAY IT'S TREASON XDDDD (as the left screams 24/7 for the rest of his 3 terms)
>>128730574
Are you retarded? When you lose you win right? You have no idea how Trump is hated here that 5 months will be an asset on his cv .
>S. Korean THADD Delayed for Year Over ‘Environmental Impact’
http://www.trunews.com/article/s.-korean-thadd-delayed-for-year-over-environmental-impact#sthash.rVHCHQld.dpuf
>US-backed fighters enter Daesh bastion of Raqqa: Attack on Daesh defacto capital has been seven months in the making and is backed by air support from the US-led coalition
http://gulfnews.com/news/mena/syria/us-backed-fighters-enter-daesh-bastion-of-raqqa-1.2039387
>US-Led Coalition Conducts 24 Strikes Against Daesh Positions Near Raqqa
https://sputniknews.com/middleeast/201706061054363585-us-raqqa-coalition-airstrikes/
>US-backed Kurdish-led SDF storms 1st neighborhood of IS de facto capital: battles are coupled with intense and heavy shelling by the U.S.-led coalition's warplanes and artillery shelling by the SDF
http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2017-06/06/c_136344773.htm
>Barzani warns against encroachment of unofficial forces on Kurdish territories, a clear reference to (Iran-backed) Shiite Hashd al-Shaabi
http://www.rudaw.net/english/kurdistan/060620172
>New US base in S. Syria for tussle over control
http://www.debka.com/article/26089/New-US-base-in-S-Syria-for-tussle-over-control
>Trump says Arab leaders warned him Qatar financed radicalism
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-gulf-qatar-idUSKBN18X0KF
>Qatari Conflict: 'Proxy Battle Between Iran and Saudis Going to the Next Level'
https://sputniknews.com/middleeast/201706061054357604-qatar-row-oil-gas/
>US Senate unanimously endorses undivided Jerusalem as Israel’s capital
http://www.debka.com/newsupdatepopup/20752/US-Senate-unanimously-endorses-undivided-Jerusalem-as-Israel%E2%80%99s-capital
>>128730675
>although illegal
>>128730501
>preferring a secular corrupt bloody dictator over shariah installing jihadis means you think muslims are based
wew,ok
>>128730737
t. Muslim Brotherhood
>>128730135
C L O C K B O I S
>>128730505
>>128730487
After hearing her interview on Morning Joe with Sam Stein, I think it is really possible she said will say that.
>>128730267
This is what happens when you give a dumbass too many talking points at once. It is like political catchphrase salad.
>>128730571
>still no subs
>>128730737
The Muslim Brotherhood is far more successful at infiltrating governments across the west you stupid nigger. Saudi faggots arm autistic niggers to do bombings while our countries are being supplanted by actual Muslim agents in the meanwhile. You have to start cleaning house before you can start cleaning up overseas. Now off yourself.
>>128730675
She already ratted on herself. Not even the most high-priced Jew lawyer can get her out of this one.
How many burgers until.Comey testimony?
>>128730675
>she ruined her whole life by leaking hot air documents that prove nothing and only reinforce the beliefs of deluded liberals who read the leak title and go "i knew it"
dumb as
>>128730072
Already did
>>128730945
it's on thursday iirc
>>128730701
But how can that be? They told me based Russia and the undefeated Assad were fighting terrorists?
>>128730249
I'm already composing an email.
>>128730737
whats your point? why all this stupid trump lolo
Do you think it would have been different under hillary? you think she wouldnt give the sauds money? would you have been outrage then too? or is it because its "stupid" trump doing it?
>>128730737
Jokes on you. I've always been pro-war when it comes to wiping out Muslims. I'm not one of these nu-con reddit fags who thinks co-existence with Islam and stability in the ME is feasible.
>>128730924
Trump is helping the muslim brotherhood you giant shitstain by arming the Saudis and the central holyland of the Sunni faith, you are a shitstain on life and all of existence. Follow your own advice and kill yourself.
>>128730945
It's in exactly 2 days.
>>128730895
subs were out like 30 hours ago though.
go to asenshi
>>128730701
>Kurds have started an offensive in Raqqa
That's to be expected
The problem is they haven't worked fast enough (maybe intentionally). To allow ISIS to move fighters away from Raqqa to Dier Ezzor where they are currently fighting to close an SAA pocket
>>128731231
>>128731150
Jokes on you, they out number you and you are fucking feeding them with your stupid choice in leaders, dumbass.
>>128730675
shes a BIG girl
>>128730675
>Created by: Shirley Fink
[hand rubbing intensifies]
>>128731079
No I don't think Hillary would be doing what Trump is doing.
>>128731040
Probably some turks in the thread, they always sperg out over kurds
>>128731252
>outnumber you
Outnumber who?
>>128729262
>>128729525
>views = money
I mean what do you expect anon they just want more shekels
>>128730701
I think there is also some residual asshurt from Qatar being isolated by KSA and their regional lackeys.
>>128731180
Fuck I thought it was today
so whats' happening today anyway?
>>128731150
>Jokes on you. I've always been pro-war when it comes to wiping out Muslims.
to defeat the muslims you must give them multi billion dollar arms deals
>>128731181
I don't wanna switch from deadfish! Why did they stop?
>>128731079
No I have equal despise for her too, but it sure is awfully funny how Trump does so much wrong and you reerees always deflect to the democrats and never can accept the turd that the republican party has become and that it stinks just as badly as the democrat party. Please stop framing your arguments against Trump as if everyone who opposes Trump is a HIllary supporter. (Protip, we aren't. Dumbass)
>>128730135
>>128730143
>he's getting the muslims to start infighting and killing each other while they pay us for the bullets
Nice
>>128731155
And that's why Egypt is joining the Saudis in this, right? You are retarded and not even the kind that is entertaining.
>>128731249
Wow, massive if genuine
>>128731155
This doesn't make sense at all. You clearly have no idea how the Muslim Brotherhood operates. Qatar funds the MB with billions of dollars. They have already infiltrated the west. Huma Abedin is a notable agent who had the ears of our SoS and POTUS. Obama's personal advisor is a MB agent. None of these shitskins deserve to live, they all deserve to die. Every single country in the middle east will either bend the knee to us or will have to be nuked into oblivion. Sorry, there's no other option.
>>128731201
I just don't understand why anybody would be angry over it. The US finally did one of the better things it can do in the region by arming them. This pisses off the roaches who deserve to be shat on already.
>>128731440
Why do I care if Muslims kill other Muslims?
>>128729364
>how to spot /sg/ in one post
>>128731416
Nope, Thursday 10am Eastern. So exactly 48 burgers from now.
>>128731487
All I read was
>IT WAS HER TUUUUUUURRRRNNNN
>>128731270
[hand rubbing reverberates]
>>128731249
What a scoop you got there.
>>128731401
What's the reasoning behind that? Qatar and KSA are the boogeymen in those threads
>>128730991
>if you do nothing at all to solve the problem and die in a terror attack, you win
>>128729392
This isn't a meme anon, London is an occupied city.
>>128731662
ty anon, i really try my hand at reporting the truth!
>>128731693
Qatar is shifting to Iran, Iran is helping Assad. You can connect the dots from there.
>>128730675
>womanblockingobjectphoto.jpg
>puppy face
>dat name & desc
>Wonder Woman
>BIG girl
It has to be. It has to.
Imagine my shock
>>128731376
edgy
>>128731446
dunno myself might have something to do with nyaa dying probably.
>>128731642
>aoy vai, my brocolli needs to be less goyim.
Am I to understand that Moderator Hotpockets has been contained?
Also; can't wait for comey's raw nothingburger with extra salt and side of tears.
>>128731527
You sure are spooked. Good luck with your mental gymnastics as your leader Trump sells Saudis weapons despite Saudi Arabia being the home to radical wahabist and salafist ideology and that 15 of the 19 911 hijackers were from Saudi Arabia, good luck with your mental gymnastics, most radical wahabists that form the Muslim Brotherhood have ties to Saudis and Saudi funding, Saudi Arabia is the heart and soul of Sunni Islam, you obviously don't know what the fuck you're talking about, dumb shit. Please jump off the nearest fucking building. You don't deserve life.
>>128731642
>>128730991
>be (pls be in) LONDONer
>get shot
>nofunz
>get knifed
>bins
>get bombed
>????
>get run over
>concrete barriers
>get trolled online
>mass surveillance
>elect muslims
>import muslims
>get bombed
>get run over again
>get knifed again
>more barriers
>more bins
>"enough is enough"
[you are here]
>get run over again
>get knifed again
>get bombed again
>martial law
>internment camps
>social media shutdown
>r w d s
>get run over again
>muslim genocide
>>128731376
Attacking a 10 year old will surely stop Drumpf.
>>128731856
>refugee
>jailed
>still allowed to stay
>>128730701
Basically. They can't handle that Trump and Mattis have done in 6 months what Assad, Putin,and the mullahs couldn't do in 6 years. Really activates my almonds
>>128732031
I have to give it to'em, at least they are really trying everything.
>>128731856
>Yacqub
Did he use one of those fearsome melanoma inflicting crystal weapons I have seen KANGZ wielding on twitter?
>>128731589
Well obviously that's all you read because you're illiterate and don't know how to read reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee reeeeeeeeeee reeeeeeeeee you stupid frog reee some more and make up a bunch of shit and put words into people's mouths. Hey while you're at it why don't you come to my house and try to do like Jeremey Christian did? Or are you afraid people like me have fucking guns and will fight back? I don't support Hillary you stupid shit. Some people this last election didn't vote because they are anarchist. Are you retarded? Does it take effort being that fucking stupid?
>>128731964
>911 hijackers
They shouldn't have been in this country, a problem Trump has been trying to solve. Again, how do Muslim killing Muslims in the ME (while we profit) do anything but benefit us? As far as terrorism in the West, we need to close up our borders, something Trump is currently in the process of.
>>128731376
bish got negged
>>128729392
what the fuck indeed
>>128732229
Bullshit.
>>128731201
backstabbing like it's a Diplomacy game
UHM BOINEY SANDUHS
Humpty Drumpfy did not build a wall
Humpty Drumpfy had a great fall
All of the redditards and the klansmen
couldn't put Drumpfy together again
Drumpfy broke his promise on wars
The lion of Syria cut off his balls
Putin and Xinping laughed at his dick
Bill Mitchell settled on his asshole to lick
Drumpfy's presidency turned to shite
America's now less than 50% white
Niggers and spics, the kikes at the top
Didn't we vote for the bullshit to stop?
Drumpf he tried washing his shame out with water
All while a jew was fucking his daughter
And making the choices on every adventure
And you thought I suffered from dementia?
Oh little trumplets, look at you now
You were all duped and we all know how
Your IQ so low, we should just pull the cord and say our goodbyes
Burgerland's passing now into the grave
The world will not miss you, the gay things you gave
Pretty soon you will look like Brazil
And that little trumptards, is the true redpill
It's now getting late, so I bid you adieu
Hilldog's the name, with my guitar too
And as you are niggerfied, one thing you'll see
You're already wishing you voted for me
Alas, what a shame
The way this had to end
>>128732189
>claims to have guns
>Claims tone le edgy anarchist
Loving every laugh m8
>>128731964
>doesn't know Saudi Arabia has declared the Muslim Brotherhood a terrorist organization
>doesn't understand why Saudi Arabia and Egypt want to disable Qatar
If you can't put these two together you may as well off yourself. I'm not defending the Saudis, I'm simply pointing out that them dealing with one of their main funders is good for us in the meanwhile. This also gives Trump the opportunity to declare the Muslim Brotherhood a terrorist organization as well.
>>128731856
Except for his skin color, hair and unintelligent look he does not look like a negro that much
>>128732189
>Some people this last election didn't vote because they are anarchist. Are you retarded?
anybody that calls themselves an anarchist is
>>128732289
Which part, exactly?
>>128732361
>no awoos but this shit stays
>>128731762
>>128731856
fucking niggers
>>128732373
I was raised around guns "m8"
>>128732093
What could have Russia & Syria done? There is a desert between them and ISIS and they had a far more capable enemy just waiting to stab them in the back.
>>128729408
Why is the media constantly hyping leftwing shit only to dash the hopes of their radicalized viewers?
First it was Kansas. Then Maddows hueg Trump tax reveal, then Georgia, then Montana. Now this?
Is the MSM intentionally destroying the morale of the left? Are they secretly /oursemites/?
>>128732189
Love this because you can tell he's genuinely bootyflustered talking about his gun and voting boyknee like thats not a contradiction
WHAT CAN WE DO ABOUT THE "MACEDONIAN MENACE"?
THEY NEED TO BE STOPPED!
>>128732093
I guess it must also make it especially annoying that the Raqqa offensive started on D-Day. That symbolism really can piss off crypto kikes.
>>128731542
>Just look at Syria
Yes, that turns out well.
Okay who gave shekels out again for this bullshit?
>>128732618
K
Keep me posted on your insane ramblings
>>128732385
The Saudis can say what the fuck they want they still talk out of both sides of their mouth. Trying to trust them is like trying to trust the happy merchant. You just got cucked, faggot.
>>128732023
>muslim genocide
You mean native Englishmen genocide.
>>128732764
Is that why they're about to demolish Qatar? Is that why Egypt (rightfully) wants to see Qatar become ashes? Is that why we'd risk our military airfields in Qatar? It's time for you to put the pacifier in.
>>128732361
Its funny because your people are being raped and erased and Trump is the only person willing to resist the islamification of the west. You are Gleefully sprinting towards oblivion.
>>128732618
>raised around guns
>read: stepdad took me to the range once
UNIRONIC QUESTION
How can I apply to become a Macedonian Meme Farmer (TM)?
>>128732431
Anybody that calls themselves a Trump voter is below retarded. At least I can do calculus and linear regressions without excel. Most of you dumbass Trumpclaps have the IQ of fucking dukes mayonnaise.
>>128732903
Don't forget about
>muh pipeline
>>128732189
> Well obviously that's all you read because you're illiterate and don't know how to read reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee reeeeeeeeeee reeeeeeeeee you stupid frog
Schizophrenia is the hell of a disease kek. The absolute state of the guest posters in this thread
>>128732937
Why'd you have to reveal your power level like that? Funposting is a art
>>128732937
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee reeeeeeeeeee reeeeeeeeee you stupid frog reee
top logic, top argument wow
>>128732450
Stay mad drumpfster dumpster
>>128732937
So you really are just an actual dumbass. You boasting about your intelligence says it all.
>>128732912
>read: the poster yvUNqJtF was fucked by his father in the throat once.
>>128732937
>linear regressions
*giggle*
>>128732750
How does syrias current situation even affect us?
>>128733025
Maybe he's a regular who was lonley after the mass ban of awoo posters?
Sometimes Im tempted to shitpost just to get the pace going.
>>128732937
>calculus
Everybody, we got a genius here.
>Saudi Arabia is going to end terrorism
>>128733039
I don't know man, I doubt he's a funposter. Sounds like a transient summerfag to me. Maybe I misread him. Maybe it's just Joe?
>>128733000
/sg/ probably getting very weary about this.
>>128733185
>assad is based
>>128733233
He's too perfect if you ask me
But you know Joe has been here at least once
GUYS! NYTs is now reporting that Trump is mad at Sessions! Is Sessions now kill
well I do say ol' chap, that does appear to be a human of negroid descent near the tea house.
would be a pitty if he were to chip out.
So how long are we unironically replying to the (((mathematician))) here?
>>128729608
makes since. this is a soap opera
Hey reddit!
>>128732880
there's no difference now.
>>128733233
> Sounds like a transient summerfag to me
I don't know, here is a test
> only oldfags will know what is pic related about
I surely do, I'm here since April.
>>128733311
>implying you can't dislike the saudis and assad at the same time
>>128733352
Surely we can trust anonymous leakers seeking to destroy the Trump admin by leaking to fair and reasonable news orgs like The Times.
>>128733352
I knew it should have Been Kris Kobach.
Thats it! I am now a #PanKasich
>>128733352
>NYT
Just ignore it until something happens.
>this is the leaker about to get slammed by the DOJ
>>128733433
>>128733372
Fuck off shill. He's not a mathematician, he's a statistician, and he's been with us for a long time. He's absolutely based, and his contribution has been significant.
>>128733542
I would give her a slamming, if you catch my drift.
>>128733542
i'd slam her with my DOJ if you know what I mean
>>128733352
Kek, I've seen that narrative trying to take root yesterday night
> Sessions will get fired at any minute now
>>128733542
Good. I look forward to hearing about them getting BTFO.
>if that even happens
>>128733395
Hello, lefty! I can see antifa colors on one of those flag bearers! Go die in a fire you dres!
>>128733542
Id issue her my subpoena, if you know what I mean.
>>128733597
> He's not a mathematician, he's a statistician
I surely hope you guys aren't talking about me. I'm not a statistician and sure as hell not a mathematician
>>128733623
>recuses himself
>muh drug war
>no actual immigration actions
>doesn't appoint attorneys
>doesn't replace obama officials
>cucks to his deputy
face it, sessions sucks
>>128733623
It all seems so familiar.
>>128733597
Do you know who I'm referring to achmed?
>>128733352
>NYT reported
>mfw
On a completely unrelated note, some of you newfriends seem to think that there is such thing as the "good side" when it comes to Muslims. WRONG. Islam's entire ideology revolves around committing jihad in furtherance of the caliphate. Eradication of Islam is the only thing that will end jihadism. But most people aren't quite ready for that realization.
I don't like Trump because he probably wants to take away our dear muslims from Sweden
>>128733372
He was literally more accurate than every polling agency using a copy of Excel 95
>>128733762
Everyone here knows you're a statismagician
>>128733810
This tbqh familia
>>128733623
>Sessions
>Fired
He's Trump's first ally, he won't get removed. The only negative shit he does is the dumbass drug war nonsense.
>>128733662
My favorite part of the picture is implication that /sg/ has white nationalists and isn't full of mudslime LARPers and (now) leftypol.
>>128733827
Is this true? Can anybody confirm?
>>128733768
Fucking seriously, this. He's been a colossal disappointment on everything.
>>128733623
>>128733778
Really super familiar, desu.
>>128733768
lol
>>128733827
If anything you will only have more to choose from, my dear.
>>128733827
>hat's a bad thing
>>128732937
Yes, we must destroy those rural and suburban retards or Cheeto Benito may get reelected.
>>128733833
Im not talking about portobro. Im talking about the summer shit poster fag that said hes a god of calculus
>>128733859
dude weed lmao
>>128733887
Bring out the pork pics!
>>128733619
>>128733621
>>128733708
>her
>>128733930
>>128733954
/ptg/ was full defense mode for him yesterday and all they could must was "But I like the drug war"
>>128733930
>Anyone gives a flying fuck what Malta thinks after he is a naysayer to everything
Why do you spend time here, my dude? Fucking embarrassing.
>>128733768
This. Who advised Trump to pick him?
>>128734049
I wish there was an actual drug war and we hung traffickers. That isn't defense mode.
>>128733762
In the land of common core, the average foreign math student is king
>>128734132
>This. Who advised Trump to pick him?
Trump chose him, if you think Sessions was a shitty pick you have to blame Trump for picking him
>>128734096
ah...just watched Dr Strangelove yesterday
>>128734096
Sheer hope that shit will stop sucking.
>>128733859
> The only negative shit he does is the dumbass drug war nonsense.
That also is fake news. His memo to federal prosecutors was actually
> pursue the easiest and harshest charge in the books when prosecuting
Meaning
> stop cutting stupid plea deals from first degree murders down to manslaughter. Take the cases to the court and win them instead
Federal persecution has a 90% rate of guilty plea deals because prosecutors throw lots of charges to force a plea. Sessions wants the perps to be charged with real crime committed, not some bullshit force a deal.
In some cases that involve taking a drug dealer that faces 25 years on that charge instead of pleading down but it is not the goal, just a side effect
>>128734006
>states
>rights
should just delete them, right?
>>128734182
Shocking truth.
>>128734049
>Trump is doing bad things!
>I endorse those things
>You're in defense mode! I wish Hillary had won, waaaah!
>>128734006
Dude wasting money on pot busts instead of deporting taco and kebab when prudence with money is one of the main reasons Trump was voted in.
>>128733762
I highly appreciate the work you put in though.
>>128734182
I think you mean demiqueer nonconforming democratic socialist leaderkin rather than king
don't be so cisheteropatriarchalnormal
>>128734096
He either gets paid to do so or he spends all his free time in a general that he hates. Sad!
>>128729392
What the fuck France?
How do I get out of bed
>>128734217
I'm guessing it was during that month where Trump was being a good goy because Kushner was in his ear.
>>128734250
You should probably just fuck off back to wherever you came from if you are this depressed a cunt over nothing. Rebbit is more your speed and people will probably give a fuck what you have to say over there.
>>128734320
>leaderkin
Jesus save us
>>128733768
This. True 'pedes know Sessions has been a disappointment ever since Trump got upset with him.
>>128734374
Jesus man, Sessions and Miller are th first Trump allies, probably preceding even Palin endorsement. Stop embarrassing yourself
>>128734370
With your legs, dumb cunt, or shoot yourself and don't get out ever again.
>>128733762
>>128734452
foghorn leghorn's been a disappointment since the recusal
TRUMP1YES https://youtu.be/DkmdvvCGhzw
>>128734477
He his on the same wavelength as the Maltese dumbass so I wouldn't expect any wising up from him.
Did you want to bake instead?
>>128733352
>NYT
>>128734250
You hope shit will stop sucking by the sheer power of your constant bitching?
>>128734374
>I'm guessing it was during that month where Trump was being a good goy because Kushner was in his ear.
you do know Sessions was the first Senator to actively support his campaign as far back as 2015, right? If you think Sessions is a shitty pick blame Trump instead of trying to do the "uhhhhh it must have been this instead and it's not trump's fault" thing
>>128734604
>>128734604
>>128734604
NEW NEQ NEW
Maybe Baking. 50% Worry.
>>128734049
The man completely took a shit on Ron Paul years ago, and I was a die-hard Paul guy.
Nobody even cares what he does anymore. We only care that he makes the enemy uncomfortable, like a human hand-grenade to the entire system.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgB2jh6uCDU
BURN IT ALL!
>>128734612
I said "who advised him" and you're getting extra defensive over it. Yes Trump has advisors that he listens to. There is no actual 99d underwater space chess or whatever the fuck. He seemed to make terrible decisions during a particular month and it makes me question if he was listening to the wrong people at the time. No need to be so assblasted about it.
>>128734477
This is correct - I just wish that Sessions would actually enforce Trump's shit instead of raging over weed, which btw is a contradiction of Trump's campaign statements
>>128733542
>crossfit
>child show shit
>yid
>name is literally Reality Winner
When she gets leathal injected or firing squad'd, I'm going to eat popcorn with an unhappy face knowing there's more people like heroic there that may not get caught.