Brit/pol/ DA RED GOBBO WOULD VOTE CORBYN edition

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M O N G S

may

>>128722332
Low energy.

>>128722332
The Mongicide Squad

Are you looking forward to stronger defence under comrade corybchev anon?

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>>128722427
Pic fell off

>>128722332
Well, at least he is apparently honest. For some reason this isn't making everyone vote for the Literally Anyone Else Party though.

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>>128722254

Post yfw Theresa May still wins the election with a conservative majority

If Yanis is campaining with Labour is it safe to say that Greece is interfering in the British election?

>>128722254
Miss Nazi Orks

>>128722539
Yanis hasn't been part of the Greek government for several years

>>128722400
>MUH FOOD
If only the Bongs knew the cost to their cuisine leaving the EU would bring, they'd practically be throwing their daughters' hymens at Ahmed, overhand

>polls have Tories and Labour neck and neck
Does anyone even believe the polls anymore

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>>128722332
>Corbyn straight talking

Corbyn might be sincere in his beliefs but this doesn't mean the bloke is straight talking. Questions he doesn't like he skips past and when in a situation of having to answer one he just waffles and never answers. Just like most of politicians but for some reason delusions are good when about Corbyn.

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Lads it's getting close, can I get some yous for support. My offer still stands of buying a pint for you.

>on the day I'll post on britpol
>you say which pub you want a drink
>I'll call them up and buy you a pint
>I'll say a codename on the post
>you mention codename at bar
>receive pint

>>128722518
>dis post woz reported to da Gretchin revolushunary kommittee for subversive fought.

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Dangerous woman

>>128722751
Obviously got a free taxi

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Friendly reminder both Labour and the Conservatives are dead parties. And Britain is a dead country.

>>128722751
she was nice

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>>128722332
To be honest I'm a bit jealous of people like those. They're clearly well-off and sheltered enough to not have to worry about the vast negative effects of a Labour government.

>>128722687
I bet on Trump, won. I vowed to never bet again, I ended up betting on France, now I'm truly never betting again.

Thew Jews got me once, that is one time too many.

>>128722400
what is this trying to say?

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>>128722687
Lad, lovely gesture but spend the money on yourself

>>128722457
RIP Jags. Taken from us too soon.

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>HA TORIES DOMINATING POLLS
>LABOUR BTFO
>BASED YOUGOV
>w-wait, why are the Tories slipping?
>f-f-fucking polls, does anyone believe them?
>THEY'RE FOR MANIPULATING OPINION, NOT REPORTING THEM?
>YOUGOV >RELIABLE TOPKEK COMMIE

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>>128722254
Who is this cunt, someones pushing him behind the scenes

https://twitter.com/BBCNewsnight/status/872047002028310528

I've seen him 4 times today.

>>128722672
Just look at the polling companies track record - if they were close to predicting any of the previous outcomes then yes.
The polls that show Tories and Labour neck and neck are staffed entirely by Mongs as they were completely wrong on brexit and 2015.

>>128722687
Save it for when Rimmer gets a pub.

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How can you have Nationalism if the nation is dead?

>Monarchy status: Cucked
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-478368/Diana-Let-flag-fly-half-mast.html

>Anglican church status: Cucked
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/10828762/Archbishop-of-Canterbury-Justin-Welby-says-gay-marriage-is-great.html

>Education status: Cucked
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/education/schools/school-governors-tell-parents-mosque-visit-is-compulsory-after-guns-and-violence-fears-10217175.html

>British Army status: Cucked
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2916146/I-living-lie-says-British-Army-s-transgender-officer-Soldier-says-tour-Afghanistan-nudge-needed-change-way-life.html

>Royal Navy status: Cucked
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/766183/Royal-Navy-plug-staff-shortage-urgent-plea-ex-sailors/amp

>Royal Airforce status: Cucked
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/596770/RAF-planes-beaten-Russian-Sukhoi-jets-Indian-pilots-training-exercise/amp

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(May blamed WhatsApp for the original bridge attack.)

After trying to pin it on YouTube they name WhatsApp again.

The authority's are going after the Internet.

Perhaps blaming "mental illness" no longer works.

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>>128722561
She's so gross Rimrim

>>128722953
Here's the archive
>http://independent co uk/news/education/schools/school-governors-tell-parents-mosque-visit-is-compulsory-after-guns-and-violence-fears-10217175.html
https://archive.is/i7Q9G

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>>128722899

Why has Khan not been removed as mayor yet? He clearly has ties to known Jihadis.

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>>128722901
Hmmm...

>>128722901
Labour activist

>>128722953
How can we see if our eyes aren't real?

>>128722899
>f-f-fucking polls, does anyone believe them?
>THEY'RE FOR MANIPULATING OPINION, NOT REPORTING THEM?
>w-wait, why are the Tories slipping?
>HA LABOUR DOMINATING POLLS
>TORIES BTFO
>BASED YOUGOV

>>128723052
Oh. Labour activist, AND a Jew. I stand corrected.

>>128722955
From TV/Radio license to Internet license

Vote conservative

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRH8DmuHyKc

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>>128722921
>I let any of you reprobates in

A gentle reminder that some of our triplords are currently in spawning season. Overladen with jelly, eggs and effluvia a single (you) could cause these majestic creatures to explode. Please anon, think carefully before replying to one.

>this post paid for by Anonymongs United, a registered charity

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>>128723052
>run towards danger
why do lefties keep making this point? those exact words?

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>>128722400
I fixed this thing for you.

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I fucking hate Americans lad. Worst posters on the board. Or at least the ones outside Brit/pol/.

>>128723121
You'll never know until about three pints in when someone starts autistically screaming about milk while another draws frogs with his own faeces.

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>>128723121
But you promised...

>Third attacker was Moroccan-''''''''''''Italian''''''''''''

Thank you based EU and freedom of movement

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pissing down with rain

a bit chilly

not good for a wank in the garden I tell you that

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>>128722901
>>128723052
>Gay man pledges to keep ‘flirting with handsome men’ after London terror attack

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>>128722964
I agree ; )

>>128723116
Greg Knight for emperor of the planet 2017.

Convince me not to vote ukip. Corbyn's shit but Ambur fucking Rudd isn't going to do jack about the muslims.

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>>128723217
>Americans

>>128723174
>Lefty run towards danger
That is why.

>>128723253
I'm in Vegas m8. Bit warm this time of year. Balcony wanking's pretty good.

>>128723287
That must be awfully hard to do on your way off the side of a building?

>>128723326
nothing wrong with voting UKIP so long as you're not in a constituency where Labour could otherwise steal a win from the Tories

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>>128723289
>that collar

>>128722848
Nah mate britpol deserves a pint. It's the strongest community on pol and will never be broken by shills.

>>128722254
So i'm going to assume the guy yesterday who was saying he had "inside contacts" in the labour party was talking bollocks as Abbott hasn't been sacked. I also didn't understand his reasoning, he said they were going to sack her because it was the Conservatives only line of attack but performing major cabinet changes two days before a general election would provide them with ample ammunition.

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Who ready to reap the rewards of hope here?

Thursday night is going to be delicious, every Labour loss terrifying the leftists.

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>True Brit
>is Romanian

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>>128723287

>>128723348
Would you support a grey squirrel genocide?

>>128723435
Only lib dem or tory can get in where I am.

>>128723517
>Metro

Wouldn't even take a shit on it.

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/872054232286887937

Hmm, not many retweets for this. Wonder why.

>>128723517
>QUINT-

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>>128723239

>>128722727
>>128722254

> Necromemeda posting will never be a thing.

just kill me senpai.

>>128723582
Yeah, I'm in work, one of the bus plebs left it in the canteen.

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>>128723188

>>128722818
Actually listen to yourself

>>128723501
>pic
gf told her dad that I've decided to vote UKIP and apparently he's very proud
I'm voting mainly for moving the tax bands, abolishing the TV license and no VAT on energy bills, he's just PAKIS OUT NOW

>>128723052
This guy is the editor of the spectator according to newsnight

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Who will make the most money off the election result?

East Ham machete arrest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_iOzIW9w0c

>>128723729
What, you expected effort?

>>128723597
FUCKING CAMBRIDGE ruined that sea of blue

>>128723544
Grey = vermin

>>128723662
Gorkamorka works for now. Though I reckon we might manage a discussion based on the merits of different gangs.

>Reee orlock normies
>fucking religious zealots from cawdor
>these tumblr escher sjws have gone too far

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>>128723289
She's rank, I feel sick
>>128723517
Just because he's only been on British soil for 5 days, doesn't mean he's not British. In fact it somehow means he's a TRUE Brit, so even more British than you.

>>128723755
>PAKIS OUT NOW
>vote for a party that would allow 340,000 immigrants per year

>>128723597
Haven't Labour supporters learned their lesson from 2015?

They were convinced Ed Miliband would win, and now Jeremy Corbyn.
Twitter is just Labour activists screeching

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>>128723795
yes, and less racism

>even Stephen Hawking is endorsing Labour

Ipso facto, voting for anyone else makes you an idiot.

>>128723538
He really gets everywhere

So what are you guys voting for?
Do you guys even have a good choice?

>>128723597
>Moray going conservative
Please.

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>>128723875
>voting at all
The ABSOLUTE STATE OF EDDIE

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>>128723909

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What level of POZ is this?

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Reminder that Brits have no freedom

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>>128723778

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Shitty homemade powerpoint meme, hope you lads enjoy

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Not sure if this is ironic or not. My Labour voting friend retweeted it, so no?

>>128724031
most muslims are this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultural_Muslim

which is why they don't know shit about their religion and think jihadis are non muslim

>>128724142
Kek

>>128724084
Why are you reminding us lad, you don't think we know that?

>>128724142
I like it

>>128724152

if you can't afford to look after a spacker child, you can't afford to give birth.

>>128724193
also simultaneously proves that while they want to enjoy Western values like LGBT rights and actually letting their daughters out in public, they will never truly integrate while they still call themselves "muslim"

>>128724142
Needs some Hebrew mixed in there.

>>128724152


this sure isnt ironic

leftists really ARE that mentally unskilled

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>>128723952
Blue Wales desu.
It's worth a shot.

>>128722953
Todays under 30's
>No house
>No career ladder
>No disposable income
>Free speech and expression getting stripped further and further away
>Arrested for tweets
>Censorship coming to the internet to cull off all that's deemed unacceptable
>No pride
>Plenty of guilt
>Little representation in government
>Future seems fairly bleak at the moment
>A lot more shit not even in this list

On paper the recipe is atrocious. How are things still functioning well?

>>128724031
Dat filename

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>>128724208
>>128724242
Thanks lads, appreciate the (You)'s

>Doing a comparison of cabinet members in each party
>Stop half way through because Labour is littered with unqualified cronies across the entire board with barely any experience in their designated roles
It felt like a hard choice before: Labour was too optimistic in their spending whereas the Conservatives had a bleak outlook everywhere, except for a labour-tier optimistic brexit strategy. It doesn't help that the Tories are fucking up left, right and centre.
However, May's cabinet actually has some worthwhile individuals even if they're mostly misplaced.
This general election has completely sobered me on the future, every outcome is shit or impractical.

Conservatives still sending more personalized election letters through my door.

Labour won by a 15,000 majority 2 years ago.
There are Vote Labour signs on literally every street.
Why are they even bothering?

>>128724210
Because I worry for my fellow Europeans. We here in Ireland aren't far behind you on the route to censorship. The fact that you can be arrested for calling a spade a spade is terrifying. It's Orwellian.

1984 was not an instruction manual

>>128724316
MUH COAL

>>128724318
Old people are still working

>>128724375
Gotta waste that donation money somewhere.

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>How are things still functioning well?
Because everyone is a fucking pussy

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>>128724284
>You will never live in a world with a parenting license

>>128724152
Who the fuck knows.
perfect Poe's Law

>>128724375
because if they didn't you'd be like "haven't had a single leaflet from the tories, shows how much they care about [insert random northern shithole here]"

Redemptionists number 1, out of my way fucking sinful shits.

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>>128724399
Boomers are on the way out.
We'll make our country great again.

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>>128724152
>subsidize
Maybe I'm just a prick, but personally I dismiss anyone who can't even be bothered to spell things properly in their own country.
>inb4 OEDfags

Also just increasing minimum wage is such a retarded way of dealing with things - it doesn't affect everything else which currently acts to suppress wages, and taxes, extortionate house prices etc.
>>128724227
Wouldn't even wipe my arse with her desu.

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>>128724375
it'll be the local party trying to increase their candidate's vote share. The candidate knows they won't win, is probably a first time candidate, so he's trying to do well to impress the Party

>>128723807
Oh that is a fine specimen

>>128724305
same as people call themselves christian just because they celebrate christmas and easter but simultaneously get a "gay marriage" in a church and you get people like Tim Farron who say homosexuality isn't a sin.
At this rate the pope is a cultural christian

>>128724375
Not bothering in my constituency

>>128722332
ISN'T IT FUNNY how they always look like lower middle class public sector types rather than actual working class

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>>128724399
>MAGGIE THATCHA SHUT AR MINES

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G L U C K
L
U
C
K

https://www.spectator.co.uk/2017/06/the-newly-refurbished-national-army-museum-is-full-of-inaccuracies-and-post-colonial-guilt/

What a shame. A waste of £24m.

>>128724586
yes but the UK is a culturally Christian country, the people you describe are most likely actually British

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OH MUMMY

>>128722254

Warhammer posting is comfy lads but didn't Corbyn shag black Dianne Abbot in the back of an alleyway after a campaign visit?

>>128723914
Like Corbyn, he knows a lot about black holes

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>>128724708

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>>128724708
fucking hope so, just to see Muhmentum fuckers on my facebook having a cry

>>128724782
>>128724708

> I arrive at that figure by taking the current CON-LAB lead of 7% in the latest polls and adding an expected 2.5% underestimate in the Conservative lead over Labour based on my analysis of historical polling errors. A knock-on effect of this assumption is that I expect turnout to be 2pts higher at 68%.

I don't see this being so far off.

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>>128724596
Ok that one genuinely is a bit nasty. Really not a big fan of the whole niggerlip artificial swelling look. Also looks a bit too swarthy desu.

3/10 would not bang.

>>128724768
kek

>>128724768
something something infinite mass

>>128724654
How do you get past their dumb sub shit? (without subbing)

>>128724708
>Angus Robertson to lose seat
That would be fantastic

>>128724671
Don't do this to me. I'm at work.
This could get dangerous, I'm not used to look at such disgusting women.

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It's mad really, I don't care what we do abroad in the middle east - topple regimes - sick up to Saudis for money - go for oil etc. etc.

With the caveat that we don't have immigration now or in the past

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>>128724708
>Farron, Clegg & Angus Robertson to lose seats

>>128724859
Add
spt.evolok.net
to an adblocker, that'll do it.

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>>128724867
P L E A S E

>>128724933
>>128724867
>>128724837

He's gone full autism and made a spreadsheet for every single seat. Big losses for Labour.

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>>128724708
>Farron

>May is cozy with Saudis
>Corbyn would stop deals with Saudis
>Saudis have influence on ISIS
>ISIS organises terrorism attacks on UK, >terror attacks are known to help the conservative party in a country

So is it the new norm that politicians are responsible for terrorism attacks and even get rewarded for it at an election? What a horrible incentive structure for politicians.

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>>128725040
I'm ready for some crying on Friday morning

>>128724316
Where to m8?

>still 2 days 'til we get to vote
come on

>>128725098
If that's the case then why is it that Corbyn voted against a bill put forward by May as home secretary which stripped people who went to fight for ISIS of their British sovereignty?

>>128725098
Better than 1 refugee = 1 vote.

>>128725172
Sometimes office will no windows is best office

>>128724193

Most Muslims don't think jihadis are non-Muslim. Where are you even getting that? Did some white person on TV tell you?

The PC line has gone from "Most Muslims don't think jihadis are nice people" to "Most Muslims don't think jihadis are Muslim" in order to make scared gullible whities feel better.

>>128725266
Because it would've effected people who went to fight with the Kurdish opposition against ISIS as well

>>128725172
>keeps posting a coal burner

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Tory candidate for the safe seat of Saffron Walden is BLEACHED

>>128725338
>>128725338
>Most Muslims don't think jihadis are non-Muslim. Where are you even getting that? Did some white person on TV tell you?
More like muslims on TV
Muslim friends
Muslim people you fucking talk to
Muslims from Luton
Family

t. ex muslim

Corbyn chilling at Durham uni, anything you want done?

>>128725601

Egg him

>>128724933
Cheers lad. Really despise this attitude whereby we're made to feel guilty for helping the places we colonised rise from the dust. So what if we exploited them? If they weren't such shitholes we couldn't have exploited them in the first place.

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>>128725438
>>128725051
can't believe none of you are posting best girl

>>128725648
>girl

>>128723597
>Clegg, Robertson and Olney all gone

Please be true

>>128725601
confront him about some of his policies, don't do anything like egging or spitting because then you'll just give him a last minute sympathy vote boost

>>128723995
>not voting for the monster raving loony party

>>128724586

Yeah you can't just compare religions like that and think it's always going to be the same.

Yes Christianity has become secular and things like Santa and the Easter Bunny infiltrated long ago, with participants in those holidays still thinking they're "Christians".

With Muslims it's not the same at all and there are no secular equivalents, no cartoon conquests of the religion. Cartoons of Mohammad beget headings of cartoonists. Maybe in the year 2400 Islam will be secularized to some significant extent but that's not happened yet and is nowhere close.

>>128725367
I'm not seeing your logic.

>>128725774
>Monster raving looney party
>not a completely dead meme

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HAPPENING

TODAY OR TOMORROW

WHERE WILL IT BE BOYS

So I guess you Con faggots adore Have I Got News For You?

I do like the show, but Ian Hislop is such a massive Con twat it seems. Although he is 100% right about Diane Abbot. Holy shit I hope Jez kicks her out.

>>128725858
Merton is such a cunt.

>>128725900

'is it a dolphin in a bathtub?'

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>>128725836
A nice peaceful village

>>128725811
>With Muslims it's not the same at all and there are no secular equivalents, no cartoon conquests of the religion. Cartoons of Mohammad beget headings of cartoonists. Maybe in the year 2400 Islam will be secularized to some significant extent but that's not happened yet and is nowhere close.
It was very close near the end of the ottoman empire and with Ataturk, with the Tanzimat reforms they went against the muslim scholars of the time and decriminalized homosexuality and abolished the slave trade. Tried to promote nationalism ahead of the differences between muslims and non muslims.
Then it all went to shit

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>>128725835
Izzy Hardman is best girl

>>128725858
>Hislop
>tory
Fucking kek

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>>128725836
Your mum's minge, tonight at mine. It'll be absolute devastation and she'll take a few months to recover.

>>128725836
coinciding with ISIS's paris plans

>>128725836
If you were a terrorist, where yould you go on a spork killing rampage?

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>>128725858
Hislop always came off as Lib Dem to me

>>128724933
Hnnnnggggghhh

>>128726100
AINSLEY NO

>>128725858
>Hislop
>works for the BBC and sister company of Charlie Hebdo
>being Conservative

>>128726060
Well he doesn't piss on May nearly at all compared to Jeremy.

>>128726138
Yeah maybe. Maybe he's secretly UKIP.

>>128725836
I'm going on holiday tomorrow so hopefully not an airport

had to reassure the senpai by saying terrorists dont go for planes anymore now that theyve learnt any old sod can mount the pavement with a van

also theyll never beat 9/11 so why even try

>>128722332
i hope you and you whole family die painful deaths. this county doesn't need the following people
>shitskins
>toffs
>mummyposters
>mongposters
>bootlickers
>kikes

so why don't you do us a favour and neck yourself so the rest of us can get on with our lives.

>>128726138
He's publicly supported the Lib Dems in the past, but he also called for an EU referendum.

>>128722254
death to the queen

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brit/pol/ has ten seconds to explain why they STILL haven't invested in Bitcoin.

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>>128726149
Sorry, meant to (You) you and send this.

>>128726183
>Well he doesn't piss on May nearly at all compared to Jeremy.
>the fact that Corbychev is the real-life equivalent of an internet lolcow means anyone who capitalises is a tory
The state of you anon
Helpful hint: anyone who appears regularly as a comedian on the BBC is a raving lefty

>>128726183
He doesn't piss on May because he knows May isn't as bad and he as an individual is under no obligation to be balanced.
I fucking wish he was secretly UKIP, he'd be so based

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>>128726021
No

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>>128722332
Gonna vote for Labour.
Sorry, but I like my pr0ns and the two attacks it is bloody obvious, that the already vast surveillance is either not helping or (which is more likely) used for something completely different, with counter-terrorism as a pretence.

>>128726298
Blockchain currencies are a meme and gold is still the best commodity investment

>>128726239
yeah he's a lib dem who isn't completely loyal to his party line, which is better than 90% of politicos

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The Guardian does it again.

>I’ve spent years conducting research in devout Salafi communities. Theresa May’s focus on ideology as a means of tackling terror could backfire

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>>128726021
You're right lad.

>>128726369
OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE WHY DID I LOOK

>>128726466
>if you exclude muslims they'll kill you

Bit racist imo

>>128722539
If this is the case, then Valve is also interfering in the British election.

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>>128726466

if crime and exclusion makes you a terrorist I'm sure we'll see white males from council estates bombing any second

>>128726466
ah yes goy

lets not tackle the ideology
just control the population through mass surveilance so they can't actually commit further atrocities, don't worry about why the attempts are increasing

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>>128726483
This is now an /Issy/ thread

>>128726466
>>128726544
>>128726666
>expecting intellectual consistency from the fucking Guardian
The state of you lads

>>128723128

Made me kek lad

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>>128726308
Mmmmmm synthetic and digitally-altered female fat deposits

>>128726712
hnngg those legs

>>128726125
Underground carriage with no through door. They would risk getting bundled by passengers though

>>128726369
>>128726531

I wonder what its like being such an underaged newfaggot

>>128726204
>Never beat 911
Not with that attitude.

>>128722955
Such glaring bullshit and they expect everyone to gobble it up. Politicians contempt for the population is painful and everyone else seems to quietly approve.

>>128726466
Who is excluding them? Noone, they exclude themselves. They all set up shop in existing muslim communities, thereby excluding themselves from day one.
As a side note religion really has no place in modern day society, the sooner we transition to a completely secular society (glassing the middle east in the process) will be the day we can move on and colonise the solar system.

>>128725829
>dead meme
>not the ultimate protest vote

>>128726818
what? I'm not underaged or new?

>>128726021
>>128726483
>>128726712
She is rather lovely tbqh

>>128725836
I'm glad muzzies are retards, if they were to attack somewhere in the countryside the casualties would be massive, would takes cops hours to get there.

>>128726943
The party itself is sort of tryhard though, >HURRDURR LORD THE FLYING BRICK

>>128726946
Ignore the yank

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>>128727027
please ignore this post i forgot to do a new line for my greentext

>inquiry into Butt

lmao

Scottish independence voting intention:
Yes: 38% (-1)
No: 50% (+1)
(via @YouGov / 01 - 05 Jun)

>>128727168
Jocks know what side of the border their bread is buttered.

>>128727168
>YouGov
Still, promising

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>>128722254
Give me a good reason to vote Tory this election now that we've already triggered article 50. Because to be honest with you senpai, I'm sick of waiting 5 months to get an eye operation on the NHS only to have it cancelled and have to reapply 2 weeks before it was due.

Do you have a reason, or are you just globalist shills?

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>>128727168

what a load a cukks . unbelievable.

>>128727317
>Give me a good reason to vote Tory this election
Diane Abbott

>>128727317
Quick rundown
>Corbyn can't win without the SNP
>SNP will demand single market membership
>Nothing changes if we remain in the single market
>Tory majority is the only way to ensure we break from the EU menace

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How exciting

newfags complain that nobody will do national socialism then refuse to vote for UKIP. vote for globalist cucks instead. what the fuck.

>>128723464

Employment tribunal risk?

>>128722254
No more cheese Gromit

;_;

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Tower bridge not good enough?

>>128727579
UKIP aren't national socialist

>>128727579
nobody wants national socialism in the uk

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Would you?

>>128727633
they're economically to the left of the tories and socially to the right of them. what more do you want.

>>128727579
NatSoc is shit
Brit/pol/ is a proud M E R C A N T I L I S T thread

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>>128727684

>>128727751
they're not significantly left to the Tories on the economy, they're both tax-cutters

I've decided to spoil my ballot. UKIP stepped down in my seat. I was going to vote Tory but mummy won't stop doubling down on muh gubbermint innernet.
I can't endorse that.

>>128727027
i'll ignore your formatting
>Implying it is not forever a lregend by getting a bloke in a bucket to run for the same constituency as margaret thatcher

>>128725815
the logic is that whilst stripping ISIS of their citizenship is a good idea, stripping Kurds of their citizenship for going over to fight ISIS is a bad idea - if your goal is to get rid of ISIS, the Kurds are good value.

because (((Israel and KSA))), supporters of ISIS both and mummy May's two favourite places, didn't want ISIS to lose however they asked Mummy to make sure that the Kurds were included in this retarded bill. Corbyn (and the entire parliamentary labour party, it was whipped) voted against it.

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>ywn hang out with DD and DD

>>128727864
>i'll ignore your formatting
yes please do i am very embarrassed

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RUMOURS FROM LOCAL CAMPAIGNERS THAT BATLEY&SPEN MAY GO TORY DUE TO THE UKIP EXODUS

SAY IT WITH ME LADS

A B S O L U T E L Y
N O T H I N G

>>128727542
>my seat is going back to Lib Dem

not if I have anything to say about it

>>128727958

The autist spreadsheet predicts it too, as do the bookies.

https://twitter.com/joshdcaplan/status/872079905349144576
>'don't come back tomorrow'
Sounds like one of the cunts on here.

>>128725835
>The triplord formerly known as Not Bomber Rimmer !!FJ60XUrqjrt (ID: n7O7g+yy) 06/06/17(Tue)13:52:47 No.128725835▶>>128726021
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>>>128725648
>>Babs isn't best girl
why are you alive? what is the point of your life? how does all the disgust and hatred you generate in these threads not just coalesce into a tumour in your brain?
fucking tripfags, how fucking lonely it must be all the way out there on the left of the bell curve. intelligence, capacity, passion, and the fulfillment of the will - these are not for tripfags. just lie down in your grave and wait to die.
get out of these threads. you don't belong here.

>>128727605
>breaking news being sensationalist fuckwits again

Yawn

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>>128727958
They even have ultra-safe Labour seat Hartlepool on a knife edge.
The tories are also killing the SNP along the border.

>>128728117
He's using that girl as an avatar. Just report the posts.

who am i voting for and why boys

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>>128728058

He's reliable

>>128728117
lmao

>>128728058
>https://twitter.com/joshdcaplan/status/872079905349144576

terror day off

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>>128728058
>yfw it's just their employer coming up with a cheeky as fuck way to tell them they're all getting laid off

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>>128728182
UKIP
God wills it

>>128727605
>>128728058
Day before the election.....

Probably some intel

>>128727583
He said that she was going to "resign". I think he was just LARPing as he was also saying in the thread that labour were perfect and "literally" only Abbott was going to lose them seats.
>>128727866
"the Secretary of State is satisfied that the deprivation is
conducive to the public good because the person, while having
that citizenship status, has conducted him or herself in a
manner which is seriously prejudicial to the vital interests of the
United Kingdom, any of the Islands, or any British overseas territory."
How would this affect Kurdish fighters.

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Security guard here. Just removed 2 labour leafleters from the centre.

Also pic related

>>128728129
Imagine her launching a hot shart right onto the fan and it splattering everywhere

>>128728058
Fuck I just realised my mate works over there, it's only his second day on the the job too.

Crazy.

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>>128728117
laughed audibly reading this
I'm actually gay so I don't really have a valid opinion on this

>>128723781

"Excuse me lad - can I just take a look at what's in your bag?"

Fugg.

>>128728175
never snitch desu.

>>128728328
wheres here

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Based Gideon.

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HELLO LOVER

>>128728328
ever crack an urban youth's head open with a big torch?

>>128728413
Always report tripfags breaking the rules.

>>128722332
>straight talking
didnt know Labour were homophobs

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>>128728254

>>128723939

Really makes you think.

>>128726298
How does one start?

>>128727874
give me a quick rundown on the girl on the right

name and how she came to be notable around here

>>128723781
I think it's more likely he's just a gang member than a jihadi. The gangs must be getting pretty peeved at the crackdown.

>>128728274
Why do you keep posting this same picture of this same MKULTRAD bitch?

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>>128728175

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Shit lads, I think I might be a racist. When are the antifa death squads coming for me?

>>128724134

Top kek - first time I've seen that webm lad

>>128728442
Uxbridge

>>128728657
She's a gaymur gril who banged an old tory three times her age and is now standing as a tory candidate herself

For some reason half of brit/pol/ have convinced themselves she's particularly attractive but I don't really see it

Can't remember her name

>>128728763
>34% Green
There is only one correct outcome
100% NF

>>128728656
Here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONvg9SbauMg

Reddit /r/bitcoin for links to buy etc.

>>128728763
>Agree with BNP and Labour on immigration

Deport all the pakis then allow them all in?

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Think I found my candidate lads

>>128724193

Aye lad, I had a discussion with my neighbour (a Muslim) who thinks that a Muslim changing his religion would face no repercussions for it.

>>128728840
thanks

i'd probably bang her still fyi

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>>128728319
i saw the Abbot LARPer - a resignation would be dicey this close, but what about an illness? if she comes out and says she's suffering mental health problems and will be taking a leave of absence, that would be checkmate - what are the tories going to do? aboot was their last functional line of attack?>>128728319
>"the Secretary of State is satisfied that the deprivation is
>conducive to the public good because the person, while having
>that citizenship status, has conducted him or herself in a
>manner which is seriously prejudicial to the vital interests of the
>United Kingdom, any of the Islands, or any British overseas territory."
>How would this affect Kurdish fighters.
don't be fucking dense. PKK is not an FTO and you know it. the only people who think otherwise are the (((tories))) and their crytpo masters. international relations is more complicated than EPIC MUMMY == GOOD
COMRADE LOSERCHECV CORBYN = Le IS Terrorist Man Xd

>>128728891
I think it might be because I said I didn't care much about temp visas for skilled workers. Probably put me in the Labour camp just for that. That I was full PAKIS OUT on the other questions apparently doesn't negate that.