Brit/pol/ - pakis out Edition

New Cassetteboy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7iUYWMD77w

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Friendly reminder Britain is a dead country.

xth for GET OUT MAY

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>>128717489
ew pakis for labour

Latest polls?

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Have you ever noticed that after every fucking terror attack they interview Sadiq Khan? Doesn't matter if it's London, Manchester or fucking France, every time he gets tons of interviews and shit.

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Reminder that even the Trots have given up.

DAILY POLITICS

Not nearly enough is being made of these terrorists being born in Pakistan and Morocco. Usually when you talk about terrorism in the context of immigration you get shouted down by aopologists that say, "these terrorists were born here, this hasn't nothing to do with immigration :^)".

The media are barely talking about it.

>>128717635
He's guilty by association so they want him scrutinised

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Abbott this morning after being "too ill" to appear on Women's Hour.

BONUS: Last night's car crash interview where you see her be a total STATE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ2l8Cs-Lc4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ2l8Cs-Lc4

>>128717538
friendly reminder hitchens is a JIDF jew to try and stop young white men from reproducing

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>>128717538

>>128717635
Taqiya in action.

>>128717635
He makes himself available to them.

>>128717635
That's a good point, I actually didn't even know Manchester had a mayor until I looked it up a few days later. Where was his speech denouncing- oh, he just handed over the city to Katy Perry.

>>128717489
>pic of Karen
>not GuP
You are doing it wrong brits

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>>128717519
I wonder why Cassetteboy never has a go with all the vast mountains of abusable comedy material from Labour. Fucking commie hasn't made anything funny in ages, since he's stuck to nothing but political 'singing' edits.

>>128717688
Chris was no doubt.

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FUCK THE RICH

BOURGEOIS SCUM, YOUR END WILL COME

>>128717758
what's Gup?

Really don't like pakis very much lads

>>128717668
>The media are barely talking about it.
they call them British citizens

>>128717519
this shit got boring aeons ago

>>128717785

>t. Poor Person

Lmao, drove into Bradford today and every single fucking house has a big Labour sign outside. Makes you think.

Had a moment of silence at work today

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>>128717785
fuk dem rich ppl, da only reson y we r poor is cos dey dnt giv us mony

Will the exchange rate get better after the election?

>>128717773
the last thing he did that was remotely amusing was Alan Sugar. Like Banksy, he is now just a communist loving faggot

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>>128717810
>not knowing girls und panzer
You must be new

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>>128717685
>those DPRK trousers

>>128717848
Bradford would go a good start to the Muslim Apartheid zones, just move all the white people to Leeds, and have toll roads around Bradford

>>128717869
Yeah but the pound is still overvalued so not by very much

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Neighbour of one of the terrorists said he was just like a normal guy and how he talked to him often about Arsenal. Literally said the terrorist was Wenger In.

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>>128717688
Come on now. Any young lad who takes a deep interest in what the Hitchens say never had a chance of getting a girlfriend in the first place, let alone having kids.

>>128716974
is this rorke or something else?

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>Cornwall Tory MP tells hustings: "I'm really pleased we have foodbanks"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8aRD9DNDsI [Embed]

>Amber Rudd asks Chair to intervene at a hustings in Rye 3/6/2017 to silence an opposing candidate's allegations of her links to 'terrorist funders' Saudi Arabia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToBQ7weCBok [Embed]

>Theresa May Wants To Regulate The Internet
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-internet-regulated-london-bridge-terror-attack-google-facebook-whatsapp-borough-security-a7771896.html

>Theresa May warned by Manchester police (in 2015) that cuts risked terror attack
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/may/20/stop-scaremongering-and-prepare-for-further-cuts-theresa-may-tells-police

Literally fuck off if you're voting Tory scum.

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>>128717905
if it's not karen I don't care desu

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fresh OC lads

>>128717976
Archived it so they don't profit

>http://independent co uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-internet-regulated-london-bridge-terror-attack-google-facebook-whatsapp-borough-security-a7771896.html
https://archive.is/pvZTq
>https://theguardian com/politics/2015/may/20/stop-scaremongering-and-prepare-for-further-cuts-theresa-may-tells-police
https://archive.is/fNGWQ

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r8 m8s

https://youtu.be/iJNFnYPJHWA

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https://twitter.com/britainelects

Britain Elects @britainelects 12 hours ago

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 41% (-2)
LAB: 40% (+3)

(via @Survation / 02 - 03 Jun)

THINGS

Thought Abbot was resigning this morning?

If she doesn't, I'm not holding onto that other 'insider info' from last night, that there will be a leak that says Theresa May had to be argued down about police cuts because she thought that "violent crime and terrorism isn't a key voter concern" or some shit

I want to fuck Karen

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>>128717848
tories are after bradford surprisingly

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why is it so hard to get (You)s here?

>>128717976
I am pleased we have food banks too as it serves as an indicator that someone deserves to be burned to death

>>128717858
>>128717845
>Poor people aren't discriminated against but being poor is an insult

FUCK YOU PATHETIC TOFFS

CAN'T WAIT FOR THE LAB-LIB-SNP COALITION TO TEAR DOWN THE BOURGEOIS INSTITUTIONS THAT EXPLOIT THE WORKING CLASS

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>>128717773
He goes after our leading party, what's difficult to understand?

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>this is going to be the flag of the UK when Scotland gets its independence once again
kek

>>128718118
who'd have thought that 'free food' would be a successful business model

>>128718086
Surely she's got no chance with Bradford?

This labour guy on DP is always such a cunt

>>128718110

Say something about Yougov relying on 85% youth turnout and all the Labour shills will flood you with you's.

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In case you lads weren't here last night, here's last night's Bradford Tinder adventure

featuring: "pretend you're Muslim for me", "so fat I'm glad it's Ramadan" and *blocks your path* what brings you to the domain of the Chin?

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>>128717668
Lads just wanted to direct you to my OC here, feel free to save it

(>>128717989)
^
My OC

>>128717995
Norway you're just a vulture waiting to snap Scotland up.
Pakistanis do not marry their cousins either.
Do not research this. Take my word for it racists.

>>128718146

I prefer it.

Don't get why people ever trust left wing politician's, they must have not lived through anything or learned the lessons of history

Pls post Karen lewds
Ayaya

>>128718155
Considering she's heading for a hung parliament, no.

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>>128718146
I prefer this

Give Welshbros some lovin'

>>128718205
That's a bot. I'm pretty sure.

>>128718220
Don't know why any trusts right wing politicians like Blair or Thatcher

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>>128717989
A lovely balance of tackiness, misdirected sentimentality and just shite. 9/10

>>128718236
No she isn't.

Corbyn is such a fucking disgrace. Can't wait for him and his gang to fuck off.

>>128718155

Bradford East & South have Majorities of less than 7000

>>128718269

He uses a bot to flag the links but he posts them manually. A truly admirable level of autism.

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r8

>>128718269
Checked my first post.
Indeed I am a bot.

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>>128718195
Women?

Not a fan.

>>128718230
>Wanting to make karen lewd
That is literal haram, there are characters like Megumin who needs to be kept pure

>>128718280
When Blair was elected he was running on the Same ticket as Corbyn, I was alive at the time unlike you

>>128718304
He's staying on as Labour leader if he loses.

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>>128718295
I made another one, what do you think lads?

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>britpol
>in favour of clampdown policies that would require larger numbers of police and members of the intelligence services
>making excuses for TREEZA cutting the numbers of police

You're confusing me, lads.

Thinking the copper cuts was a stupid fucking idea doesn't make you a commie Momentum member.

>>128718252
Considering the Union flag is made up of the crosses of George, Andrew and Patrick it'd make more sense to use David's cross than the current Welsh flag

Plus you could then just swap the blue background for a black one for full fash points

Pics of Karen cuddling with Larry when?

>>128718413
Not a chance.

>>128718357
reddit

spacing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cirUdVxXac

NUTTALL SPEECH

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>>128718195

>tfw the only one you'd bang is the second one in

It's true.

>>128718480
fuck

off

>>128718304
I hate his cabinet more than him. They have these ghastly regional accents that should never be anywhere near public office.

Especially the Shadow Education Secretary bitch (left school because she was pregnant... fucking hell)

Fuck off, you common as muck tart

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baretingz, wastemen vote 4 tory init, u gt me?

>>128718529
I'm at work so can't listen, quick rundown?

>>128718547
Call me superficial but I would never vote for a man who refuses to wear a tie tbqh.

>>128718110
good vid desu

>>128718463
He intends to and his cronies intend to make it happen. It's why they're campaigning in ultra-safe seats. They're trying to stack student and paki votes, beat Miliband's vote share and use it as justification to stay in power. I think it'll work, since to oust him there would have to be a proper leadership contest and there's no way anyone but Corbyn wins.

>>128717957

I thought he was going to be a Wenger Out, driven to terrorism by Arsenal's failure to reach the top 4

>>128718366
No he wasn't, you lying scumbag

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>>128718547
This true, brits?

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>>128718350
The fucking state of your views on immigration. Are you brown?
>>128718415
Bit strong mate
>>128718480
I never really understood this meme. The only people who know what reddit spacing is are reddit nonces, to anyone else it's just unnecessarily-exaggerated paragraphs/sentences.

>>128718155
>>128718309
Bradford
South 2015
>Lab 16328
>Con 9878
>UKIP 9057

East 2015
>Lab 19312
>LD 12228
>Con 4682
>UKIP 4103

Fuck off cunts on DP its Islam that is causing these attacks not cuts in Police or whatever.

Anyone trying to score political points off the backs of they're dead countrymen deserve to be shot.

>>128718695

yes

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>>128718303
Umm, sorry sweetie :3

>>128718572

I used to be critical of Angela Rayner for the same reason until I realised that Gove had a full complement of education and still managed to make a fucking arse of it so I don't know what to think any more.

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>>128718739
May God protect you guys then.

>>128718702
If you don't support an immediate ban it puts you with the greens/SNP

>>128718695

Most likely.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEltZf-n5VQ

An ex-SAS soldier having to carry a ballistic vest and gloves to tackle knives with in London lel. Embarrassing.

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>>128718529
>Guardian asking about muh islamophobia

What a soft set of cunts

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>>128718719
Erm, I think you'll find that Islamic Terrorism has no religion.

Islam means peace

Islam says if you kill 1 man, it's like killing all of mankind

Educate yourself

[spoiler]:^)[/spoiler]

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CAN'T CURB THE CORB!

Arise, ye workers from your slumber,
Arise, ye prisoners of want.
For reason in revolt now thunders,
and at last ends the age of cant!
Away with all your superstitions,
Servile masses, arise, arise!
We'll change forthwith the old tradition,
Spurn the dust to win the prize!

Then comrades, come rally,
And the last fight let us face.
The Internationale
Unites the human race.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUVAYRkdvfc

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>>128718888

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>>128718760
I bet you think this is also a good appointment

>>128718917
knock it off, shill

>>128718851
They should put him in charge of fighting terrorism he has been the only person talking any sense. On SkyNews he just said put all the suspects in camps - kek

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>>128718110

You need to start posting more Elsa or more munchy boxes, lad.

>>128718692
Fuck off Labour shill you know its true, "I'll give rights back to working people, create more jobs, put in place cuddly Social policies" the usual Lefty shit and look what happened.

Same story since Hitler, Stalin and the rest of the Lefty twats, don't trust left wingers

>>128717685
Never knew dyscalculia was so crippling.

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>>128718803
Bit weird that you wouldn't support an immediate ban if given the chance lad.

>>128718756

The last few weeks have seen a strong rise in Labour promises in key seats across London, although constituencies such as Dagenham and Eltham remain very difficult.

But in the West Midlands, Yorkshire, North West and the North East, any improvement has been nugatory.

One campaigner from London who spent time in the North East last week described it as a “nuclear winter for Labour.”

The doorstep returns outside of London are saying that Labour is still running substantially below its 2015 vote, that Ukip votes are transferring in huge numbers to the Tories with losses in prospect of the mid-60s to mid-90s and a lingering possibility that the situation could be even worse come Thursday.

What on earth is happening? Are the doorstep results wrong? Or is it the polls?

In terms of the canvass returns, the data is partial. Labour members and supporters have been knocking doors in core Labour wards, in seats that are under threat. In the last week they’ve been focused specifically on Labour voters.

http://labour-uncut.co.uk/2017/06/05/polls-labours-surging-non-london-doorstep-its-a-nuclear-winter-for-labour-somethings-got-to-give/

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>that liveleak vid
'come on pete....I love you...'
>those regular punters getting their relaxed casual evening interrupted by islam
Fuck me Britbros, I'm so sorry for you, this is sad on so many levels. As much as we shit on each other you're bros and it's fucked seeing what is happening.
I'm angry for you guys and I hope there are some groups getting organized to burn down every fucking mosque in Britain.

>>128718792

Don't worry he won't win but hopefully he stays on as Labour leader.

>>128717989
Is that "we're" thing on purpose?

>>128718969
I watched the documentary on sky news he did last year on tackling ISIS. he's been talking sense for a long time. You're definitely right. He said openly he'd join back up with the SAS or even carry around a gun if he were allowed to help.

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>>128718119

>t momentum mong

>>128718980
Had one last night. Had a shower and still coming out my pores.

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Dont know who to vote for after this desu

>>128718888
What a waste of digits

>>128718790
>Conservatives
>380

Does anyone actually believe this at this point? The Conservatives have at most 20 seats they can win, and that is if they do good in Scotland.

>>128718888
Monty thinks the poor should pull their socks up and stop relying on handouts, that are effectively a ball and chain

Monty thinks the health service is a bloated, inefficient mess that needs reform

Monty is well off, and like every single person on the planet, is voting for self-preservation

Monty thinks only of himself and his friends. Like literally every other person on the planet

You could do a lot worse than follow Monty's example.

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>>128718415

>And we're belong together

Bit autist, lad?

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>>128718980
You unironically annoy me lad... I just can't conceive how the idea came into your head, where you thought a black fetishist porn tart would be a worthwhile thing to avatarfag with.

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>>128718119

You've got to go.

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>yfw Survation and YouGov are basing their reputations on a 90% youth turnout

>>128718980
don't get them down south

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>>128719081
>he'd join back up with the SAS

He's got some work to do then.

>>128717489
Sending positive vibes to the UK.. and hopefully cruise missiles at those camel fuckers

>>128717685
Wasn't she too "unwell" to vote on Brexit as well?

>>128719193
They have reputatins?

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Jeremy "The Ten Tonne Terror of Tel Aviv" Corbyn

George "I will Gorge on Jewish Gore All Day" Galloway

>>128717489
>thread subject
Reminds me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcjBF1uj6Do

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>>128719183

I'm not the main Elsa poster.

I just like dropping some random Elsas in here and there.

I am, however, the main munchy box poster.

>>128719066
What about the mosques in Melbourne?
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-40168085

>>128719187
That is the most hilarious agitprop I've ever seen

>>128719193
60% youth turnout, at least for survation.

>>128719066
You should stop caring so much. The only people being blown up are teenage sluts and refugee welcoming, paki loving Londoners.

>>128718692
Yes he fucking was
>TORY CUTS TORY CUTS
>ARE ENNAY CHESS
>I will nationalise jobs so everyone has one
>more unfunded social programs
>more tax
>no wars (loljustkiddingtho)
>more friendly muslim neighbours for everybody
It's an identical platform, the only difference is Corbychev is tailoring his propaganda to appeal to trots and students instead of the wider public

>>128719187
>tfw homebase don't stock nerve gas

>>128719120

BNP obviously

>>128719187
Grill looks like Apocalypto preggo thing.

>>128718346
Norway has the best autists! We are proud of our autistbro

The difference between The Conservatives and Labour for you Intellectual light weights?

One party believes a person's virtue comes from they're Strength, while the other believes a person is Virtuous due to they're Weakness.

You can extrapolate each parties policies from there.

>>128718966

Technically speaking, that woman IS a GP so...

I'm just making the point that having a fantastic education (as Gove did) is no guarantee that one is going to be well equipped to deal with the education brief.

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>>128719321
If you're the drinks pic cunt then you're the main one surely. How do you sleep at night?

>>128719167
380 is a reasonable estimate. It's in line with polling, assuming you discount the utter shambles that are YouGov and Survation, and fits the electoral geography of the Labour vote.

>>128718119
>Lab: Led by anti-EUer
>SNP: Led by massively pro-EUer
>Lib Dem: Led by massively pro-EUer

Sure, that coalition would go great

>>128718906
Under Islamic doctrine the earlier parts of the Quran are superseded by the later parts in terms off theological doctrine. Coincidentally the remotely peaceable shit comes first. Not every muslim is a terrorist. But I'd be interested to know what private beliefs they hold in regards to Sharia law and apostasy. You apologist.

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Pakis OUT

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>>128719487

I only usually post that previous pic and this one.

If it's the weekend, sometimes I ask britpol why they aren't spending the evening in the company of a lovely lady.

>>128718692
babby's first politics

>>128719167

The headline Lab/Con swing (which is somewhere between -3 and +5) is a distraction. Both major parties are each going to get something like 2 million more votes in this election than in the last one. That's an average of 3000 extra votes per seat. The thing that will determine the election is where those votes are cast, not whether one party adds an average of 2800 per seat and the other one 3200 per seat.

>>128718906
>[spoiler][/spoiler]
Hello /v/

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>that woman IS a GP

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>>128719058
>trusting blairite propaganda

Embarrassing

>>128719389
>I will nationalise jobs so everyone has one
>more tax

m8
The first two sections of their 1997 manifesto were about removing Clause IV and not increasing income tax.

anyone genuinely not care if people die because they get their benefits/healthcare cut?

>>128719713
Every
Single
Time

[spoiler]kek[/spoiler]

>>128719632
Why do they talk in that disgusting "You get me" sort of way?

>>128719412
Pretty sure Farmfoods has something that'll do the job.

>>128719632
Hear hear.

>>128719674
>a lovely lady
That's a coalburning whore who needs to pay the toll.

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>>128719632

>>128719193
they don't though, more like 60%

the youth turn out was 53% in 2010 iirc, it will be bound to be similar to that with brexit hyping people up and labours free uni gibs

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Wew lads BBQ beans and egg on toast

>>128719821
>Here, Jezza, why've you got a massive beanbag in your bed?
>Oh, hi Diane.

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>>128719821

>>128718888
>the Quads of truth

>May is going to gut the internet, spy even harer and set up Sharia law
>Corbyn plans to turn this into the USSK

Whoever wins, we lose.

>>128719177
Ugh, we all know you don't believe any of that Tory scum.

You just hate the poor.

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PM when?

>>128719765
I was being facetious anon. I'm fairly sure they didn't put anything about importing half of Pakistan in their manifesto either.

The point is that discounting 'plans' to renationalise rail companies and do some frankenstein nationalisation with water, the platforms themselves are very similar. It's only the marketing that has changed

This is also true of the tories, obviously, but they're not really claiming to be a departure from what they've always been

>>128719907
Ohh anon, that looks beautiful, can I touch it?

>>128719187
LOL what's this shit from?

>>128719872
ALL THE BAYBES AT BYBESTATION!!!

>>128719907
what the fuck is that abomination?

>>128719941

It fucking annoys me that Tim's wife isn't scaled right in this. Like if you're going to put the fucking work in making the image, why would you leave it like that?

>>128719821
Was Diane ever not fat though? It's amazing the women you'll have sex with, if they're not fat.

>>128719907
Did you fry your beans again anon?

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>>128719985
>Posting worst liz

>>128717489
gotta get the fucking jews out is most important
take the ultimate red pill
https://www.quora.com/Is-there-physical-scientific-proof-that-Jews-were-gassed-to-death-in-Nazi-concentration-camps/answer/Damian-Graves

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>voting Tory

>>128717685
that can't be real

she's fatter than that surely

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>BONG

>>128719999

The Blacklist: Redemption episode 5

imagine the shitshow this place is going to be on thursday.

>Sky presenter just now: Panic buying in Dubai after the Saudis cut food imports to Qatar

Think they have the wrong country....

>>128720056

The dimensions are the same lad but there's 0 pictures of Mr Farron other then with Tim so you have to crop it

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>Security services were warned about Manchester attacker FIVE TIMES but did fuck all
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/24/security-services-missed-five-opportunities-stop-manchester/

>One of the London attackers was reported to the authorities several times - nothing done
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/04/london-terrorist-had-twice-referred-police-extremist-views/


HOW COME ALL THESE ATTACKS ARE GETTING THROUGH JUST NOW, LADS??? Dozens of attacks have been foiled in previous years with the 2012 Olympics being an obvious target.

>>128720025
have you got a link to that, was fucking hilarious

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It's a fakkin Nigemine in here lads
>128712375
>128712375
>128712375

>>128720231

>tfw Qatar world cup

>>128720231
REMINDER that the Qatar 'crisis' is the gulf states turning on their weakest member to divert suspicion from themselves
REMINDER that every single one of them is complicit

>>128720239

All you do is put a selection box around her/his pic and stretch it vertically. Cut the tits off a bit if it's too big.

>>128720306
Not bothering to do it well, they are just going yolo

>>128720088
I did mate

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>>128720331
shit.
>>128712375
>>128712375
>>128712375

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>>128720337
?!

>>128720382

stretch you vertically in a minute you cunt

>>128719985
Oh god no.

Please no.

Just...no.

>Pawk meerkats!

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http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/230609

fuck

>>128720351
Not really. They're doing it because Qatar publicly expressed tepid support for Iran, and said it didn't mind Israel.

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>>128720102

>not voting Tory

https://youtu.be/IKQlQlQ6_pk
>Trident

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So I met Mummy May today lads.

Can confirm she has a strong and stable handshake, and incredibly smooth hands.

may

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>>128720407

His nan took the photo if you're wondering

>>128719778
Me - fuck them they can all fuck off to Pakistan with the Pakistanis.

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BritPol still believes Corbyn isnt popular enough to win

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>>128720455

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>James O'Brien projecting on LBC again.

>>128720125
Your dedication to this meme is really quite impressive muhammad bin sven

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>police cuts so severe in North Yorkshire that they've started taking on Donkey volunteers

>>128719778

Fatties and foreigners I have 0 worry for

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>>128720572

>>128720572
That picture doesn't prove anything.

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>>128720562

>>128720572
Michael Foot levels of delusion

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>>128720552
>she has a strong and stable handshake, and incredibly smooth hands.

That's because she's an android

>>128720562
>im sad and lonely

>>128720572
Every single mong in that crowd to Long Kesh.

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God save the bloody queen

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>Diane Abbott couldn't appear on Radio 4 Woman's Hour today due to being unwell
Is she really going to resign today like anon predicted?

>>128720572
Everyone in this photo is either plainly a student or maybe one in twenty is an old communist woman.
So one in 20 of these will vote, and I am assuming this is every Corbyn voter in one photo?

>>128720759
We will have to wait and see. But probably not

>>128720572
Students just LARP with their friends at least 25% of those will vote tory like mummy and daddy who don't want their conservatory construction business hurt and another 50% won't vote at all.

https://twitter.com/kent_police/status/872042729739628544

>>128720759
I am hoping for after the election. She's an extremely convincing anti Labour argument just by existing.

>>128720759
>you now remember the time she was "ill" for a commons vote and got mocked relentlessly on TW by Neil and Portillo

>>128719282

I don't see any problem with Corbyn supporting gasing of jews.

WTF has happened to /pol? We defending Jews now?!

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>>128718220
Because of Tory shills like you who keep falling for Tory lies.

>Net migration tripled under Conservatives
>Security has gone down under Conservatives with Nimrod's scrapping, police cuts, cuts to the military
>Austerity promised to be finished in 2015, now continuing until 2020 incidentally when Tory government was supposed to be ending

Now you're voting for a woman who promises to be strong but can't even deal with members of the public and when she has, reveals how clueless she is on loads of issues.

"but muh Labour spending" and "Labour is for the working class!" doesn't work. Labour spending was over a decade ago and Tories have worsened the economy, as for the second point, I'm supposed to believe anons on here aren't working class or NEETS? Yeah, no, tax cuts to the rich won't impact any of you.

You Tory shills are worst than shitskins. You think Theresa May will cut immigration? You realise her record as home secretary right? I can't wait when she wins and we still get armies of Muslims coming over and the ensuring butthurt when you shills realise you've been played for a THIRD time by the elitist party that is backed only by rich donors...hmm I wonder who they could be.

Imagine being that stupid that you're prepared to vote in a party for a third time that has consistently failed to deliver and lied for seven years straight.

Either you shills here are brainwashed by the infantile Tory propaganda, sucking rich Jew cock or both. Well anon, which one is it?

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I agree with Animal welfare party's policies

>>128720759
They probably realised she wasn't a woman last minute and told her to sit it out.

>>128720706
Of course! Knowing or caring what a 'mugwump' is, is paramount to the things that really matter in Britain.
Keep a stiff upper lip and don't be a prick, bin that stick.yadayadayada

>>128720906
she is an immature schoolchild

bullshitting because she didnt do the homework
now pulling a sickie when things get difficult

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>>128720746

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>all 12 suspects released without charge

Do the police ever arrest the right people in that immediate aftermath rush following a terrorist attack?

In other news, I'm on my lunchbreak and only have an hour of work leftwhen it's over. Oh the joy of a day which goes by quickly

>>128720906
I saw her in the strangers bar that night. I'm not even kidding.

I get that this sounds like my dad works at Nintendo but she was fucking there.

MAY

>>128720982
Looking at the thumbnail I thought the queen was Kermit

>>128719821

FUCKING LAD

GET IN THERE JEZZA

hahaha

Majority on /Pol are jealous

>>128720925
tfw when I'm not a poorfag and can put money offshore in Jersey anyway. Enjoy paying for 'muh public sector pensions'.

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>>128720839
>https://twitter.com/kent_police/status/872042729739628544
That one reply

>>128718695

standard Corbyn

>>128719282
>Thinking this will hurt Corbyn

Who the fuck even likes the Jews besides Jews?

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>>128720982
Probably just whispered in there ears "irelands still British you smelly paddy cunts ahahahah"

MUMMY

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>CliffyB's a cuck

Oh why Lord why

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>>128720572

Picture was taken in the heart of Newcastle 15 minutes walk from both uni campuses. Mostly students and liberal hippy type women. Newcastle is a Labour "safe seat".

It's like praising Stalin for filling the fucking red square.

>>128717989

fuck off you horrible cunt, English imperialism is dead

>>128721156
I see no difference between "fuck hate" and "cuck"

>>128721156
He sure told them. BTFO.

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>>128720759
She is one of the few people in the party Corbyn can trust unconditionally. She could shit herself live on TV and she wouldn't be forced to resign. I mean just one of those carcrash interviews would have had anyone else sacked..

>>128721156
How do I fuck hate? I've hatefucked someone before if that counts?

>>128721065
>We, in hindsight should have done things differently. Or not at all.
She apologised.

I imagine Young Corbyn as literally Rick off The Young Ones. Anyone else?

>>128720746

agrees with Labour on

>ECONOMICS
>HEALTH

arguably the two most important things in life, yet still votes for Conservatives.

Really makes you think

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>>128721065
But why's she dressed as a leprechaun then?

>>128721156
>Fuck hate

I know it's tongue in cheek but they're literally going out of their way to hate hateful people, and patting themselves on the back for doing so. It's a special kind of stupid.

>>128714927
lol is it 15 now? thought it was 100 million or some bullshit.

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>>128717489

They still won't call them Muslim terrorists on the news. Silly PC levels now.

That ice cream was magnificent

>>128721250
I really shouldn't reply to you because you're American but yes. Rick is your average Corbyn "voter"

>>128720706

Well... to your pic, how do I explain this... It could be that she is trying to say that the question is so stupid that it's not worth answering the way the you want it answered.
Like the Tommy Boy movie. Every time he does something stupid people ask him if he ate lead paint when he was a child.
It's like that.
>do you know what a mugwump is?
>someone needs to whip these kids back into shape.
Maybe?
Or maybe she really is an android.
Whatever.

>>128717489
>Butt

He was the butt of too much jokes, that's how he became a terrorist.

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>girl you grabbed the tits of in year 8 just liked Tommy Robinson on normiebook
Sad she's a munter

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>he won't back down

based

http://whothefuckshouldivotefor.com/
Not sure who this is targeted at tbqh.

>>128721291
Reminds me of the anti-Trump rallies after his election.

The irony of an entire rally focused on hating someone whilst they were holding signs saying Love Trumps Hate

>>128721431

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI10Ai8REu8

>>128721156
>being the least bit surprised by this
The man is a joke anon, I'd be surprised if he doesn't enjoy getting tied up and pegged

>>128717976
>there's a party that back Libyan and Syrian terror groups, supports Saudi Arabia, and want to curtail internet freedom and pol are unironically going to vote for them

>>128720231
Pretty funny
Must have meant Doha, but it's easy to get these sandnig cities confused

>>128721431
Lots of normies have been liking Tommy on Facebook recently, I'm sure they'll promptly unlike him when he drops a redpill.

>>128721247
Nah she was taking the apology for shin feign
>>128721268
banter

>>128721298
He said from starvation, he wasn't referring to the total death toll, if I understand you right.

>>128721385
Come on lad, don't be dense.

>>128721492
I am no gamer but I played Unreal Tournament online as a youngster religiously, so it's sad to see.

>sinn faggot literally apologised to the QUEEN

>>128721529
was beautiful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKz-6vn_i00

Britfag living in Canada here, should I ever come back?

>>128718790
>Lab surge to +12
>Tories lose 14
Tories smash everything.

FPTP is fucking retarded.

I've accepted Britain's fate and I feel much better now :)

>>128718790
Who is other?

>>128721589
At least John Carmack and John Romero seem pretty alright sitll.

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>>128718346

>>128719941
At least they're not shagging children like Hillary's campaign manager

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>>128717489

Consider to vote Conservative on June 8th and choose the best Brexit to get us away from the EU courts and strengthen our borders. Thanks.

>>128721638
Doubt it, what is Canada like? I was thinking of saving and emigrating there.

>>128721638
Nope. Maybe when the race wars kick off properly.

>>128721699
Carmack yes, don't know who Romero is.

>>128719748
If this happens i'll eat my fucking hat

>>128721688
The Speaker, who has to remain non-partisan