Why is sodomy a right but not dueling?

>>128686595
Because there is no honor in Babylon

>>128686595
Sodomy doesn't hurt anyone.

>>128687378
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>>128687576
Yes it does

>>128687576

That's what I kept telling that kid.

>>128687576
It AIDS them

>>128687576
what about the young boy?

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>>128686595
>Why is sodomy a right but not dueling?

The right to sodomy is not guaranteed by the Constitution you idiot.

>>128687576
Only if you use enough lube.

>>128689388
KaK wills it!

>>128689388
>The right to sodomy is not guaranteed by the Constitution you idiot.
Agreed but the Supreme Court thinks differently

>>128687378
fpbp
Half this countries problems would be gone if dueling was legal and honor was still a thing.

>>128686595
Stand your ground laws could be used to legally justify dueling--since you both are in immanent danger. but there are still a bunch of other charges they could get you on, depending on the situation.

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>>128687576
ok buddy

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>>128689388
>>128689688
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>>128689777
Not really because they could show it was premeditated

>>128687576
Dueling doesn't hurt any non-consenting adults, you bigoted duelphobe.

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>>128689800
People died so this could be created.

Isn't it beautiful?

Isn't this what they were fighting for?

>>128686595
In order to be dueling both parties must agree, and if they agree they can do it by their own means anyway.

What you need it's a dueling club.

>>128690157
>they can do it by their own means anyway.
that wont you get you off a murder charge

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>>128686595
Damn good question

>>128689800
That bitch will be regretting that when she's incapable of holding her shit.

>>128690009
well then be smart about it

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>>128689800

Yeah, dueling worked when pistols were loaded slowly and the accuracy was lower. Now people would be noscoping their opponents with their l96's

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>>128686595
Because guns are now incredibly lethal. In the past, you could get shot like 5 times and just need to go to the hospital for dealing with the wounds. Now, even if you get shot in the leg, you could bleed out.

>>128689800
This just convinced me ISIS is right.

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>>128689800
Why have you done this?

>>128690896

I dunno dude. Infection was a huge problem back then. And they were shooting 50 caliber balls at each other.

>>128690896
Lethality is a good thing. Now, you die. Back then, you get to live with a .56 caliber lead ball in you, slowly poisoning you and oh yes, the great privilege of shattered bones and marrow in the blood.
Plus, nowadays, the medical aspect is better. So to recap:
>Back then
>Terrible, painful ballistics
>Terrible, painful medicine

>Now
>Die instantly or don't and live relatively well
>Or as well as you can having lost a duel
>Because now social media is a thing

I now love the idea of duels getting live streamed.

>>128691154
.50 caliber was small-time. I've got an old .68 caliber flint-lock in my cabinet.

>>128691255
No kidding

>>128690645
It can be done with whatever weapons you agree upon

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>>128689800

>>128686595
You can still beat the shit out of each other, the winner looks cool on YouTube, and the loser will basically have their social life destroyed either way. I'd say it's a valid alternative.

>>128691463
>Cow pies?
>No.
>Swords while knee-deep in a moat?
>Okay...

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>>128691599
>the loser will basically have their social life destroyed either way.
Well, since it's a duel, I doubt he will care about that since he will be cold and dead lol

That's a good question. When was duelling outlawed?

>>128691788
Duels can be until satisfaction or first blood you retard.

>>128691947
It was alwasy murder
Its just nobody gave a shit

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>>128689800
They told me in microbiology lecture last semester that a lot of diseases hinge on fecal to oral transfer. Just thought that was an interesting fact.

>>128691988
Weapon of choice: benises :DDDD

To sadisfagtion :DDDDDDDDD

>>128692460
based America xD

>>128692460
And firsd blod :DD

dueling is pretty much the most redpilled thing you can do

Look up Blunt Force Trauma. Ryan Kwanton is the main character.

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>>128686595
We should just have duels where the loser gets sodomized, alive or dead

>>128692777
mandatory

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>>128689800

>>128689800

Source?

>>128686595
I don't know man, there's honestly been a few times where I would have happily dueled my coworkers. Not even kidding

>>128691154
Yeah but they were highly, highly inaccurate

>>128686595
Okay, we'll make dueling legal but you can only shoot each other in the butt

>>128689800
why do you have this

>>128688637
Gud bantz m8

>>128686595

I thought it was, if you both agree to it?

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>>128689800

>>128689623
The Supreme Court is not Congress or a mandate from the States. They have no Constitutional ability to create laws or regulations. Homosexual marriage is unconstitutional.

>>128693936

almonds activated

>>128690136
It would have happened anyways, somewhere.

>>128693685
The one girl who has her ass blasted is dirty garden girl. You freak, stop watching porn.

>>128686595
Because kikes and niggers (who can't properly hold an gun anyway) would be killed on sight for fun. Sodomy is something that both jews and blacks seem to like. Niggers may deny it but everyone knows about the "down low" and how booty is just booty so, " HOL UP! IT AINT REALLY GAY DAWG!"

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>>128686595
>politicians used to shoot each other
>everything was better
>nobody shoots politicians anymore
>everything is worse
Refute this.

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>>128694059
one kike judge to overrule the will of 31 states. whats the number needed for ratification?

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>>128689800

>>128686595
It's stupid to throw your life away like that.

>>128689800
ahahhahhhahhahhajajhahhaahahhaa

>>128686595
Because (((their))) boy Hamilton got REKT.

>>128686595
Because dueling results in death, where as sodomy results in a sore sphincter.

While both, in optimal circumstances, occur only under terms of agreement by both parties involved, one kills all of you, and one kills just your asshole.

Although, if you are dumb enough to take a dick in the butt, you should probably shoot yourself in the chest with a black powder pistol.

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>>128687576
It hurts Dx

Pls be gentle Daddy

>>128686595
sodomy is technically dueling with AIDS

>>128695201
>duels
>killing on sight
You have no honour.

Under stand your ground you can legally duel someone as long as both parties agree to the duel and perform the duel without leaving their ground.

>>128694059
>They have no Constitutional ability to create laws or regulations.
They have no constitutional ability to create STATUTES.

All 3 branches of government can create laws, be it in the form of congressional statutes, executive orders, or judicial precedents.

>>128686595
Dueling is pretty retarded. It takes up ALOT of resources because typically the loser doesn't just up and die like in the movies. It takes weeks for them to die and all the while they're using up a hospital bed and a nurse's attention because they were forced into this situation by social obligations. And there are soooo many ways to exploit dueling for personal gain its not really a legit practice and never was.

For poor people, dueling was a way to rob the shit out of someone.

For rich people, dueling way a way to kill sexual rivals. One of the reasons dueling was banned in France. Too many young, healthy men were being killed by a few literal predatory Alpha Duelist.

>>128686595
Because being a man is a direct threat to the authority of government
That's why they promote feminism