Ayo

WE

>>128665411
WE

WUZ

>Gets super powers from the sun
>Better have dark skin so it's harder to consume the rays of the sun, thus limiting my powers
>Afraid of dirt
>Despite the fact that niggers live in fucking mud huts

SUPANIGGAZ

Supersubhuman

>>128665411
B-but that makes no sense....

>>128665411
>The new Kryptonite: Job Applications

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I remember when this was posted on /co/ and I got banned for calling out the bullshit

>>128665592
STAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGERS

>>128665411
WE

>>128665411
Plants would all be black if that were the case moron

>>128665411
>since I have an opinion, I get to dictate what other peoples intellectual property should be
Niggers. If superman was black then he would get nothing done.

>>128665411
What would Super Nigger's powers be?

but superman is an alien?

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>>128665411
>gets his super powers from light
>should have dark skin
>dark skin would prevent a lot of light from coming into the skin
>therfore superman should be white as snow
>niggerlogic.gif

>>128665411
Plants get their power from the sun.. better question is why aren't niggers green?

>>128665855
Destroying the constitution.

>>128665411

Why would he have a resistance built up to his source of power?

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>>128665411
YES ALL WHITE PEOPLE WHO TAN TURN INTO NIGGERS AND GET NAPPY HAIR AND SPEAK EBONICS

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there's already a negroe superman

>>128665411
he still gets his ass beat by goku

>>128665855
able to get from his house to the welfare line in a single bound

>>128665855
>faster than a speeding police cruiser
>more powerful than a 9mm Glock
>able to leap chain link fences in a single bound

Reminds me of this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melanin_theory

>science

Wouldn't science technically suggest that he should be white, since white skin evolved to "absorb" more sunlight to produce vitamin d, while black skin developed to block the sun rays?

>>128665411

sci-fi char analysis:

~LE SCIENCE SUJEST HE IS NIGGER/TRANS/FAGGOT/WOMEN/MUSLIM/FURRY~

>>128665411
>science
as proven by all the deep chocolate color of plants over the globe?

I would TOTALLY support Clark Kent being a black alien raised by a rural black kansas family living off welfare, then off to college thanks to the 250 extra points he would be reward on his SATs for being a black kid, then off to the city where he gets a job at the paper thanks to AA and as Superman he is an enormous worldwide endorsement celebrity like a LeBron James is irl. Asa black hero if he were to be realistic he would mostdef do endorsements and have an entourage and and lex luthor would be a nigger and have a kryptonite grill and a kryptonite gun but he shoots it sideways. And they smoke blunts and drink 40s with hoes.

>>128665411
WE

>>128665411
That's not how skin works you fucking retards.

>>128665855

Rape

>>128665411
Isnt the whole point of black skin to block sunlight?

>>128665411

The purpose of melanin is to prevent damage due to the absorption of too much sunlight. Forbes science is full of shit.

>>128665855
>invisible when it's dark
>super shiiiiiet
>can hear a white woman from any distance
>job applications are kryponite

>>128665855
>He can get welfare more than once a month

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>>128666579
>invisible when it's dark

>Science
>alien who looks like human but can fly with no propulsion and shoot lasers out of his eyes

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There's already two black Supermen.
Three if you count that pussy Val-Zod.

>>128665411
He's also a fucking alien so human biology kind of doesn't matter.

>>128665411

He's a fucking alien.

Since there were no niggers on krypton science should suggest he's white.

Don't tell the Faggots at DC this though....

http://www.businessinsider.com/superman-action-comic-42-police-brutality-2015-7

I especially like the part where the black cop says "this isn't right"

>>128666931
The archives have arrived
>http://businessinsider com/superman-action-comic-42-police-brutality-2015-7
https://archive.is/uFYbs

>>128665411
>gets powers from sunlight
>has pigment that blocks sunlight
Black Superman = Subsuperman.

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Science on an alien from a planet with a red sun

>>128665411
Dumbasses, white people are white EXACTLY because being white allows MORE solar radiation into your skin.

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KANGZ

>Black people have more pigment to protect them from the sun
>white people have less pigment to absorb more vitamin d

What the fuck

Why a black man and not a brown

what's this shit with the black man why do you cucks love black men so much

But he's a fucking alien.

>>128665411
>Turning already established characters into complete opposites of themselves, a okay.

>White person wears black face as joke, DATS WASCIST
When will leftists finally kill themselves?

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>>128666069
oh jesus christ, the memes

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>>128665411
WHAT? THE IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF SCIENCE YOU FUCKING RETARDED NIGGERS. THE ENTIRE REASON THERE ARE WHITE PEOPLE IN THE FIRST PLACE IS BECAUSE PREHISTORIC EUROPEANS NEEDED TO ABSORB AS MUCH SUNLIGHT AS POSSIBLE. IF SUPERMAN GETS HIS POWERS FROM SUNLIGHT THEN 'SCIENCE SUGGESTS' THAT TO MAXIMISE HIS POWER HE SHOULD BE A FUCKING ALBINO.

okay. breathe. I'm calm.

...

AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN DRAW HIM WITH DARK SKIN, YOU PICKED THE LIGHTEST SHADE OF BROWN YOU COULD FIND. FUCKING INFERIORITY-COMPLEX-HAVING NIGGERS. INSTEAD OF TAKING A WHITE SUPERHERO AND MAKING HIM LOOK LIKE YOU BUT WITH LIGHTER TONED SKIN, WHY DON'T YOU JUST SAVE EVERYONE THE HASSLE AND TATTOO 'I WANT TO BE WHITE' ON YOUR FOREHEAD. AND USE WHITE INK WHILE YOU'RE AT IT BECAUSE THAT'S THE CLOSEST YOU'RE EVER GOING TO FUCKING GET.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRfDgnapUAw


Niggers and science, man... if anyone needs me, I'll be in the angry dome.

>>128665411
But then he wouldn't save anyone before noon

>>128665960
Because they would try and smoke themselves.

Black skin was created through a curse by Lucifer. God had intended for sunlight to burn the cursed sinners to smoldering crisps. Lucifer invented melanin to block the suns burning power just enough to have a race of violent stupid rapists and leeches off the public good.
Overall the devils plans have been very successful. Now with racemixing hes trying to eliminate Gods People, Caucasians.

Dont let him /pol/.

>>128665411
SINCE SUPERMAN GETS HIS POWER FROM SUNLIGHT.

SCIENCE LITERALLY IMPLIES HES A FUCKING TREE

>>128665411
>BLACKing a jew
DON'T FUCK THIS UP YOU WAPS!

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>>128665411

>>128665411
So you be sayin' we wuz supermaynes and sheit?

>>128666951

I think this Norwegian might be superman. I don't get how he does this in every thread faster than a speeding bullet.

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>>128667483
U mad nigga.
WE

>>128666069
>>128667393

Superman is a kike supremacy meme. The whole thing is about the superiority of kikes over whites.

>>128665411
Nobody knows Clark Kent is Superman because all black people look the same to whites

>>128667792
dude is committed isnt he?

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>>128665411
>reading/watching/buying any form of capeshit
chose a form of media not hellbent on destroying you instead

>>128665411
Of all the scientific issues to take issue with in a batshit off-the-walls cheezy ass pre-boomer era cartoon power fantasy written for a white adolescent audience
>muh melanin
Stands out to you more than xray vision or that stupid time reversal thing or bizarro world ... fuck you for making reply but I promise you I'm utilizing the options field available to all posters on this Atlantean coffee table assortment

>>128667623
I bet you really believe all that too lol

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>>128665712

>>128666419
>Superman and Lex Luthor conflict reimagined as a Tupac / Biggie-esque rap beef

This would be a pretty neat one-shot desu

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>>128665411
any one?

>>128665855
99 thieving.

>>128665729
god i hate redwood now

>>128665855
can fry a chicken with his eyes
x-ray vision can spot all the thicc booty in the city at once
able to fly but too dumb to think in three dimensions so he walks
can spin the world around and go back in time to change history but always makes the same dumb mistakes again
invulnerable to kryptonite but can't be in the same room with a book or a job application
unlockable skill: super marijuana inhalation

>>128665411
>>128665615
This, who keeps posting this thread too?

But, yeah he gets his power from the Sun. Melanin helps block the harmful rays of the Sun. The less melanin the better, that way he can gather more energy from the Sun, fueling his powers.

Not that fucking hard to understand, no niggerz you were not kangz and you were not the Sun. Stupid, anti-scientific Forbes making baseless, bullshit claims.

>>128665411
light skin absorbing more sunlight than dark skin aside, since when does science have suggestions for made up fantasy characters? Superman isn't sci-fi... a carbon based humanoid who charges physics-defying super powers from sun radiation is scientifically improbable at best...

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(((FORBES)))

>>128665712
Underrated.

>>128667393
I need a quick rundown on that Bogdanove fella

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>>128665712

>>128665411
White skin is for optimal sunlight absorption.

>>128665411
hes an alien
so traits in humans wouldn't be the same as a kryptonian

>science suggests a fictional character adhere to science

Twitter has allowed some of the dumbest shit to be seen.

>>128665712
>An unstoppable drain on society meets an immovable need of society.

>>128667825
WUZ

>>128665411
actually, lighter skin is what allows you to have more vitamin D synthesis from UV radiation.

Forbes Nonsense btfo

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4067096/

Results

We found that fairer-skinned children, i.e. those with higher pigmentation score values, had higher levels of 25(OH)D (0.6 nmol/l; 95% CI 0.2, 1.0; per unit increase in skin colour score; N=5649). These children also used more protection against the damaging effects of UVR.

Conclusions

In this population taking protective measures against sunburn and skin cancer does not seem to remove the
>positive effect that having a less pigmented skin has on vitamin D production.
Our findings require further replication as skin pigmentation showed only a small effect on circulating 25(OH)D.

>>128665411
But why would he dress like a faggot?

Or his skin was so efficient at absorbing the sun's energy he didn't need dark skin to block any.

>>128665411
Wouldn't that mean he absorbs less sunlight? Isn't that the point in evolution on black skin, to reflect less sunlight?

>>128665411
Wouldn't the melanin make it harder to absorb sunlight?

>>128668341
>>128665615

so superman was albino?

>>128667828

what the fuck are you talking about

>>128665411
That doesn't even make any sense. Dark skin evolved to prevent the absorption of sunlight.

>>128665712
>That damn Superman... I know what'll get him THIS time... METALLO! Post these... help wanted posters all over the Metropolis Projects... MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

>>128666732
Rofl

>>128668188
Underrated post

>>128665411
Obviously only to appeal to stupid people, since the darker the skin,the less sunlight it absorbs over time, so the whiter superman was, the better!

>>128665411
(((science)))

>>128665919
>>128666465
>>128667014
>>128667170
>>128667483
>>128668391


/pol/ is full of fucking retards.

>A black object absorbs all wavelengths of light and converts them into heat, so the object gets warm. A white object reflects all wavelengths of light, so the light is not converted into heat and the temperature of the object does not increase noticeably.

http://scienceline.ucsb.edu/getkey.php?key=3873

http://munews.missouri.edu/daily-clip-packets/2013/08-09-2013.pdf

https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/why-the-black-objects-absorb-more-light-and-heat-from-the-other-color-objects.210737/

>>128669646
Implying Superman lives on heat but lives in an IceCave.

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>>128668181
Cmere nigger I got you some waterknuckle sandwiches.

>>128669809
>implying you aren't a fucking retard that thinks black reflects or absorbs less light than white

>>128665411
Then Superman wouldn't be immune to water.

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>>128667017
>COCK SUCKING LIPS

>>128665855
He can out run child support.

>>128669646
Superman doesn't absorb light for its heating properties. You wouldn't want the skin to absorb the energy, the energy is needed elsewhere. Black skin would act as an unwanted, energy-absorption limiting filter in Superman's case.

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Nigger skin doesn't absorb vitamin D as well, allowing them to live near the equator.
White skin allows more vitamin absorption from the sun allowing them to live away from the equator.
((((((Forbes science))))))) got the memo about meme Marxist science I guess.

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>>128669266

>>128670109
>trying to distract from the fact that you're a fucking idiot who can't even basic science

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>>128670028
This gif is what it's like to be on LSD and ecstasy at the same time. Holy shit.

>>128665411

>forbes science

If Marvel is a measure, that would be neither scientific nor profitable

>>128670320
True.

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>>128669060
KANGZ

>>128670320
>even basic science

>science
>debating scientific properties of superman

pick one

or at least learn2melanin

>>128670514
>filename kek

>>128665411
I find it hilarious actually. America had a problem with uneducated niggers, so you chose to provide them with some basic education and shitty degrees, and now they have even more power to cause you problems.

>>128665411
Let the sjws have that faggot comic book shit.

WE WUZ KRYPTONIANS N SHIEEEEET

I work with a black guy who referred to his father as a "food connoisseurist". I was fucking amazed.

>>128665411
I love that no one read the article.

It clearly states that the black wont be from melanin, but from dark pigments that better absorb weak sunlight. He'd have almost no melanin and very dark chlorophyll, esentially.

They're dumb for suggesting black and you're all dumb for not reading.

>>128670654
No, I'm debating scientific properties of wavelengths you illiterate drop out. Good try though with the l2melanin.. you're so fucking smart. Really showed me.

>>128670896
>connoisseurist
sheeeeiit

>>128670514
wtf man... savages.. i bet she told everyone later that it was fun

>>128667177
The only thing possibly lazier than a black Superman would be a Mexican Superman.

>>128670923
>>>128665411 (OP)
>They're dumb for suggesting black and you're all dumb for not reading.
> dumb for not reading a clickbait Forbes article

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>>128671394
>Mexican Superman
Got one of those, he's actually based as fuck.

>>128665797
This

We wuz Superman nigga

>>128670514
christ the fucking 5gal bucket at the end

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>>128671394
> Mexican
LAZY
KYS U NEET FUCK

>>128665592

KRYPTUM

>>128669646
>white people are truly white and thus 100% reflective

Kill yourself.

>>128665729
/pol/ is the only place you can openly discuss anything.

the mods think it's better to keep the peace rather than instigate

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Kryptonite flavored coo lade.

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>>128666732

>>128665411
Plants are black?

>>128669646
I would imagine that Superman needs to absorb light into his internal organs.

If he has black skin the light get absorbed into the skin; if he has white skin, it reflects.

Ideally Superman should have clear translucent skin, so that light can pass right through into his muscles. Which would make him look like a walking science experiment.

due to melanin it would actually block the sunlights hindering him from absorbing the powers efficiently. blacks need vitamin D suppliments in cold regions because they dont take in the sunrays as well the whiteys demonstrating this effect. the (((scientist))) that came up with that idea should be fired since he obviously knows shit about science.

also why would a scientist bother with the design of a well established comic character. i mean i find superman shitty either way, but they could at least try to make their propaganda fit the facts

>>128671067
melanin absorbs and scatters sun radiation, protecting the body from absorbing said radiation. pale skin absorbs more UV radiation into the body - that's why I said learn2melanin.

anyway, my point was that superman is a FANTASY CHARACTER.

You might as well be debating the science behind nursery rhymes.

>>128665592
UNTERMENSCHE

>>128667587
kek

>>128665855
Muh dik

>>128665411

Krypton's sun was red. Lower on the spectrum = lower energy = less protection needed = less melanin needed. If anything they should have snow white skin. They get superpowers under a yellow run because of space magic.

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>>128665411
>power girl gets her powers from the sun as well
>energy is stored in fat
>boobs have a generous amount of fat in them
>yfw science suggests her boobs should be absolutely TITANIC

>>128665411
superman's cover is that he has a job though

You mean superman should be green.

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>>128665411
surely he would have green skin. does science not know about how plants get their energy?

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>>128667825
Judging by those books, this is what would be on his mind IRL......

>>128674339
>>128674354
ayyyyy

>>128669646
We're talking about someone who needs to photosynthesize light through his skin. Black Skin, would inhibit that. It's an extra layer that isn't needed, someone who has no Melanin at all would be perfect. That way nothing interferes with his light absorption.

Also that blackness in general, something that isn't completely linked to Negroids. Most are not Jet Black, if any of them really are considering pigmentation isn't perfect, as living organisms differ from each other.

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>>128665411
"scientist" don't seem to understand light skin is more sensitive and would therefore absorb more energy....

He does know what it's like to grow up without a father.

>>128674216
fuckin kek

It's not from sunlight though, it's from yellow sun radiation. It's why they're like humans under a red sun.

>>128665411
If a nigger saved me, I'd kill myself

>>128669286
superman is 100% jewish propaganda

http://www.denofgeek.com/us/books-comics/superman/231283/mensch-of-steel-supermans-jewish-roots

“What led me into creating Superman in the early thirties? … Hearing and reading of the oppression and slaughter of helpless, oppressed Jews in Nazi Germany … seeing movies depicting the horrors of privation suffered by the downtrodden … I had the great urge to help… help the downtrodden masses, somehow. How could I help them when I could barely help myself? Superman was the answer.”

everything is controlled kiddo.
superman was also used to smear Nicola Tesla as "mad scientist" by max (((fleischer)))

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjdnCC6n4xk

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>>128674833

>>128674898
That's also why he is weak to Red Sun radiation.

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>>128674216
>>128674833
Take good care of this (You)

>>128665855
>Watermelon vision
>Bike Flight
>Fried chicken breath
>Gain energy from welfare

Kal-El ain't no nigger name.

>>128675037

Not weak, just no better than a human. Krypton was under a red sun.

>>128665411
You already have Hancock. He even got a pasty white female as his cock sleeve.

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>>128665411
fixed

>>128669286
superman is a jewish self insertq

>>128665411
>Superman gets his powers from sunlight
>That's why he'd want more melanin in his skin, to block out the su--

oh wait, that doesn't make any fucking sense now, does it Forbes SCIENCE.

>>128665411
He gets his superpowers from earths gravity, fuck off

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>>128675511

Superman is unique in that every group in america that immigrated there identified with him. Yes Jews created him, but he was the definitive immigrant success story.

>>128675649

Factually incorrect, or he'd lose his powers whenever he's on the JL's space station.

>>128675649
No, that's John Carter on Mars.

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>>128675501
lul

>>128665411
They realize of course that the dark skin (melanin) actually slows the intake of vitamins from the sun so people in sunny areas (like Africa) don't get too much, right?

>>128665592
GIGGA NIGGAZ

>>128665411
So when he lives in low light environments he gets brittle bones, just like niggers?

>>128675511
reminds me of the kill bill monologue.
replace "superman" with "the jew"
really puts the almonds on alert
https://youtu.be/eWTJIBGNId0?t=41s

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>>128668340
>able to fly but too dumb to think in three dimensions so he walks

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>>128674833

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>>128666732

>>128676328

That monologue is wrong anyway. Superman is the mask, not Clark Kent. Regardless of his origins Superman was raised by earthlings and as a result thinks and acts like one.

>>128665855
Immune to child support. Invisible to the adjective "father".

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>>128676328
That's the Woody Allen theory, another jewish trick.

>>128665411
>Superman should get more power with his lack of ability to absorb sunlight

How fucking stupid can you get.

>>128667825
>which science nigga
>all of them

>>128669646

This is some good quality bait here

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>>128672945
>/pol/ is the only place you can openly discuss anything.
he actually thinks the mods dont censor stuff here

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>>128676564

I love superdickery, even if the covers never had anything to do with the content of the comic.

>>128667587
But they do

>>128665411
Anonymous expert sources say super man is black instead of white (And thats a good thing)

>>128665800
They already made a black superman movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sV6Dy8S9o8

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>>128672113
You mean my dad is a rapist superman?

>>128665411
(((Science))) has spoken.

>>128676843

I liked that movie before they introduced the whole "falling in love with another immortal makes us lose our powers" plotline

>>128676979
I actually liked it too, but yeah, it got stupid half-way through like every movie with a bit to chew.

>>128677059
And while I'm at it, a small rant.

HUURRRR LET'S TAKE EVERY MOVIE AND ADD A RETARDED OBLIGATORY SUBPLOT BASED ON LOVE OR SOME OTHER RETARDED BULLSHIT.

>>128676979
Yep, first half of the movie is good, second half is shit. Reeks of studio rewrites/fuckery

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>>128676078
>slows the intake of vitamins from the sun

that's not how it works
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitamin_D#Synthesis_in_the_skin

and melanin also plays a role in the adrenal pathway:
"It is known that testosterone and ultraviolet light work together in stimulating melanocyte structure and function."

https://www.quora.com/Do-people-with-darker-features-i-e-dark-hair-dark-eyes-etc-typically-have-more-testosterone

>>128665411
This is bullshit. Superman can swim.

>>128677059
>>128677162
>>128677188

I mean the first half is a good plot in of itself. A overly destructive hero is approached by a guy who tries to make him a little less costly in his actions. That's a movie, you didn't need to do more than that, the ending just had to be about him becoming a "true hero" or some shit and genuinely save the day.

>>128665411
wow they're gonna make super man a nigger now what's next? Batman?

>>128670175
That one's close to being a nigger, he's got all the features. Trouble is, he was actually heroic snd brave at the end

>>128677384
Hollywood hacks ruin everything.

You bring an idea to them, it's fantastic, and becuase of demographical scientific kike fuckery then they fucking ruin it, they just fucking ruin it,

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>>128665411
Superman doesn't get his power from sunlight you fucking sperg

>>128674898
This guy gets it. The light doesn't matter at all, it's radiation.

>>128677538

That was the plot of an episode of The Critic, back in 94.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YigM-F4oSIE

>>128675649
It hasn't been like that since the 40s

>>128665411
some real retarded """""scientists""""" we have nowadays

>>128665411
They always steal white stuff. Never any originality.

>>128677936
I loved that fucking show as a kid but was too young to get the jokes, I should rewatch it all.

>>128665411
>turning a Jewish made character black
No problems here.

>>128678143

It's probably the most flattering portrayal of the reality of 90s NYC and the movie industry, and both hated it because it wasn't afraid to say that underneath the shine was a layer of grime and cynicism.

>>128676469
That's sorta bullshit too though.

Superman always had this insane power in him he could hardly control as a kid.

There was no mask, he was superman, he had to suppress it in order to adapt to normal human life.

>>128665411
Superman only gets power because our sun is yellow. His skin is meant to reflect all the other colours of light not absorb them

>>128676711
Only when it's about politics.

>>128679680

Yes but his personality is a result of his upbringing.

>>128665411
"science"

>>128679947
But personality is personality.

The mask is the fact that he had to hide who he really is from the rest of the world, only able to truly be himself when he was superman, becuase he was always superman.

He literally had to wear glasses(A bullshit mask) to be clark kent.

Superman is easily my least favorite hero, but I can get where it's coming from.

>>128669266

I mean I could get behind that or a leucistic supes more than an overly-melanized sun-powered superhero.

Now, if a superhero got all their power from the darkness and absence of light, then being dark skinned would probably make more sense.

>>128665615
Not defending the content in OP's pic but black bodies absorb light better. This is highschool physics.

>>128680416
Are you a fucking moron?

Why do you think blacks are black? Not becuase they need to absorb all the light in Africa, I'll clue you in there.

>>128665411

he gets his power's from earth's yellow sun ambiguously

if it was from the light, why doesn't he lose them at night?

>>128665411

Black people don't get power from sunlight. A more scientific conclusion would be green since plants use sunlight to grow capturing sunlight in their chloroplasts. What the hell is forbes science anyway?

>>128680709
Because his body is a solar battery.
This is proven time and again any time that someone tries to drain him of energy.

>>128681225
(((Science))) is going to kill us all with it's PC horseshit.

The next time an ACTUAL threat to humanity shows up no one will know, becuase kike faggots have used their bullshit to make (((science))) a pop culture joke.

>>128680416
Retard. One of the reasons whites evolved their characteristic skin was the climate. They needed (and still need) pale skin to absord the sunlight nutrients because the sunlight is less intense in yurop

>>128665411
This is actually racist cultural appropriation. Superman (Kal-El) is a Jew.

>>128680416
>Wow I'm outside in this harsh sun a lot
>Oh boy I sure hope my skin adapts to absorb EVEN MORE of this harsh sun

>>128681506
>>128680708
I was talking about physics, not skin color. Go look it up yourself, uneducated retards.

>>128681974
Either you didn't read the post I was replying to or you have very bad reading comprehension.

>>128681543

this

http://forward.com/culture/178454/10-reasons-superman-is-really-jewish/

>>128681979
MELATONIN IS CREATED TO PROTECT FROM UV EXPOSURE

Holy fucking nigger.

>>128682233
Get an education, moron.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black-body_radiation

>>128681979 (You)
>I wasn't talking about skin color
K
You got triggered bc you were wrong and called us "uneducated" (the irony)

>>128665615
>Gets super powers from the sun
>Better have dark SKIN so it's harder to consume the rays of the sun, thus limiting my powers
>Afraid of dirt
>Despite the fact that niggers live in fucking mud huts

>>128680416 vv
>Not defending the content in OP's pic but black bodies absorb light better. This is highschool physics.
You were obviously trying to contradict what >>128665615 said about dark SKIN. If not, then why did you quote him?

>>128666313
>Wouldn't science technically suggest that he should be white, since white skin evolved to "absorb" more sunlight to produce vitamin d, while black skin developed to block the sun rays?

Exactly. The dark melanin pigment literally blocks and absorbs the light thus keeping the energy from being absorbed elsewhere.

>>128682448
>Read a book
>Read a book
>Get educated

Kill yourself with a rusty spoon.

>>128682103
>Either you didn't read the post I was replying to or you have very bad reading comprehension
My post: 3 minutes ago
Your reply to other post: 3 minutes ago

Hmmmmm.....
>I was talking about physics, not skin color. Go look it up yourself, uneducated retards.
Holy fuck, anyone would think you just learned about this with how hard you're trying to come off as smart. But anyway, good job bringing up something that you yourself acknowledged as not having anything to do with this thread.

>>128665786
TO LOOOOOVE

>>128665411
I'm glad this article was written. It's about time we made blacks feel better about themselves

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>>128665411
That smells like ((()))

>>128682491
You were triggered first. Why else would you throw insults? Is this the way you normally talk to people?

Why do SJWs need to revise history so much? I have abolustely no problem with new character being introduced that are black, gay, female whatever.

But when they go back and re-write characters to be black, gay female etc. it makes you wonder what their real motive is.

Actually the motive is perfectly clear. Erase heterosexual cis-gendered white males.

>>128682788
No but I get triggered by both stupidity and ignorance. But let's be honest, who doesn't?
Also remember we are on an anonymous board which is known for being "liberating", so obviously I'm free to insult as much as I want

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Shorter, stockier bodies absorb heat better, so superman needs to be a manlet to absorb solar energy.

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>>128665562
nice uncommon flag

>>128665411
>science suggests

555-come-the-fuck-on-now.jpg

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>>128676899

That was the gayest and most nonsensical shit they ever pulled with gwen stacy.

>>128665411
Lol wtf? I'm black so it's harder for me to get the appropriate sunlight away from the equator. I need vitamin d suppliments to stay sane in thw winter. This makes no sense. :/

>>128682788
Fuckin' kek.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kPPlwtBqDJ

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>>128680116
your flag is white but you are not

>>128669646
>Absorbs but can't use it
Woah

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>>128683267
leaf

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>>128683177
>uncommon flag

>>128665411
>Since white people get their vitamin D from sunlight, science suggests they should have dark skin.

Hmmm, something seems a little fucky about their assessment.

>>128683054
You never made a valid counter argument against what I've said.

>You were obviously trying to contradict what >>128665615 said about dark SKIN. If not, then why did you quote him?

Are you new here? Quoting someone doesn't imply agreement. It's just a reference. Are quotes used differently in Chilean culture?

>>128665411

They're trying to be scientific about some dude's fantasy comic.
That's how you know they're retarded.

>>128683267

drake pls go

>>128665411

Didn't he almost die because he absorbed to much solar energy in All Star Superman? Wouldn't SuppaNigga increase his risk by being a black brotha?

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>>128665411
ruining my childhood
>ruining my childhood
ruining my childhood
>ruining my childhood

>>128665411
literally Rickets

>>128665855
>What would Super Nigger's powers be?

Hard to say, but "white privilege" would obviously be his kryptonite.

>>128676711
>DRUMPF BTFO for the 2856th time
>Gets deleted
>Fucking mods censoring my shit!

>>128683268
I'm not listening to that shit.

>>128683561
That's odd to say cuz I remember another comic comic where he absorbed too much and become a literal God.

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>>128669646
You do realize that in order for the skin to absorb more sunlight it has to be more translucent right?

I'm black and its near impossible for me to get a tan in the northern hemisphere. In the equator, i get a deeper tan. More solar energy would be necessary.

If superman was black, he'd have a harder time with how much sun he could absorb. Daily trips to equator would be needed to fuel all those powaz.

Also, gr8 b8 m8.

>>128683824
Go troll a fucking black cock thread then you unwanted faggot.

Good god, your liberal faggots do nothing but make everyone hate you.

Nigger 666666666 get

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>>128667587
fuckin a

>>128665411
So what is his kryptonite? Crack?

>>128665411
I'm guessing this is old, nowadays they'd be saying they wuz Batman n Wonder Woman and shit.

>>128684210
>So what is his kryptonite?

White privilege.

>>128683926
Go abort yourself, you inbred animal. I'm not even liberal. You uneducated fuckers are a blight on humanity. If doesn't matter which side you're on if you're anti-science. People like you shouldn't exist.

>>128684210
Responsibility.

>>128676663
lole

>>128684449
You know, I just wanted to enjoy a simple off topic thread about TV and movies.

But here you are, like in every thread, sticking your tiny dick inside it, spreading absolute horseshit, and shooting shit out your ass as fast as possible.

The day will come where I throw you off a fucking roof.

>>128683523
>You never made a valid counter argument against what I've said.
Yes I did >>128681979 if we consider everything you said

>It's jut a reference
Yes, a reference about what an anon talking about skin color. He said dark skin doesn't absorb as much sunlight as lighter skin does, and you replied saying that black objects absorb all the colors (so it will absorb all the visible light waves), however, melanin (that thing that gives a darker tone to your skin, eyes and hair) doesn't work like that, so you are literally no one to call me uneducated for what i said.

>>128665411
What, didn't you know white people do vitamin D synthesis in low light environments? Wow.

>>128684568
Go ahead and try, internet tough guy. You're the one who's spreading lies around. It's stupid that we're arguing about a fictional character, but it's even more stupid that you take the fact that I pointed as evidence that I'm on whatever side you think I'm on. I rarely post on /pol/.

I don't know where you getting the idea that I'm posting on every thread from, lol.

People like you are one of the reasons why there will never be unity among white people. Too busy squabbling over small issues and can't even see the bigger picture.

>>128685420
I've been on 4chan for over a decade.

You are a breed of newfag unlike any that have come before. The election has brought the most knuckle dragging, virtue signaling, brain dead fucking retards I can imagine to the board.

We used to DISCUSS things at night, we used to have THREADS at night when the kids went to bed.

Yet there you and your ilk are, every single one.

Thinking you're smarter than you are, explaining nothing, dropping empty fucking rhetoric and fucking everything up.

You're too stupid to breath on your own, let alone argue with anyone here.

>>128684639
I never said black skin absorb all colors. That obviously wouldn't work since it's not a perfect "black body". I was implying that black skin absorbs more light than pale skin.

If the light doesn't get absorbed, then it must be reflected. Are you saying black skin reflects more light than white skin because that's definitely wrong.

>>128666069
Get back to work nigga, quit fuckin around.

>>128683888
>black Canadian

kill yourself

>>128665411
but superman fights crime

>>128686181
I just pointed a fact and at least you and another person got all riled up very easily. You're just imagining me as another person. I've encountered people like you before. It's very hard to communicate with people like you. You don't care about what other people are trying say. You just care that they used certain keywords. From those keywords and your imagination, you construct in your head an image of what I am and what my beliefs are.

>>128686235
>>>128684639 (You)
>Are you saying black skin reflects more light than white skin because that's definitely wrong.
No I didn't. I said this is a different case. And the reason is simple: melanin is into the equation too.

>>128665411
Then why the fuck are all the plants green? Shouldn't superman be fucking green?

None of you read comics, shut the fuck up?

>>128687014
No you DID NOT, you did it in the most obnxious bullshit fucking way you possibly fucking could.

Now you're backpedaling like a goddamn kike trying to take the high ground.

Take responsibility for your faggotry! I am not an unreasonable person, I would have listened from the start.

>>128665411
REEEEE WHITE PROPLE ABSORB MORE SUN REEEEE

>Blacks want to be superman so they can fantasize about murdering people without being stopped.

Every nigger has a fucking chip on their shoulder.
"DURR HURRR BIX NOOD WE'RE SPESHUL! WE'Z SPESHUL! WE'Z THE BEST! EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE BLACK WABBA DABBA BABBA BIX NOOD BIX NOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD WABBA NIGGA WABBA"

I'm actually mad, yeah.

Wich science? The science that says that 4234934857299 genders are completely normal?.

WE WUZ SUPANIGGAZ MUTHA FUCKA!

>>128665411
Ah yes.
Because superman is scientifically accurate

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>>128665411
>black skin works like a solar panel

>>128671394
>Mexican

this makes the most sense.. he's an ALIEN

>>128665411
Phew, this is so much easier than real science and shit.

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>>128680416
absorb in the same way that body armor absorbs bullets. In this instance one would want to allow the rays to be absorbed deeper in the dermis then what the melanin layers will protect against. Different uses of the word absorb.

For what it's worth, while you're all arguing over fictional characters and declaring how uneducated each other, I think we're all probably fairly intelligent. We just disagree.

>>128665679
underrated

>>128669646
Planck didn't literally mean a nigger when he was talking about a black body, you retard.

And since we can assume superman isn't powered by the temperature of his skin (otherwise he wouldn't need the sun), and instead by some mechanism in which his subcutaneous tissue (or tissue from other systems) is converting radiation from the sun, he would function better with skin that absorbs the least radiation in any band, which is white.

Superman's black skin would literally rob him of his energy income. Just like blacks rob everyone of their income all over the world.

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>>128687970
>Superman's black skin would literally rob him of his energy income. Just like blacks rob everyone of their income all over the world.

>>128682697
YOU KNOW THE RULES

>>128686235
>If the light doesn't get absorbed, then it must be reflected.

That's false. Look up the definitions of albedo and opacity.

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>>128666069
He even had a movie with Shaq playing him.

>ctrl-f vitamin
>14 results
some of you are ok. the rest of you leave and stay leave.