>Be American >Get shot and killed by a hijacked plane

>be a Leaf
>end yourself

actually i believe it is
>be Canadian
>Get arrested for not calling Xir by Xex proper pronouns

>>128660782
>"free" health-care
>doesnt realise taxation pays for this "free" health-care

>>128660782
>Be Op
>kys hopefully

>>128661224
OP is a rapefugee. He actually gets free healthcare and doesn't have to work

Free healthcare for a cold, travel to US for cancer treatment

>>128660782
>Be Canadian
>Elect homosexual snowboard instructor to run nation
>Lose home to Chinks who buy up all property for 10x actual value
>Get beaten for not showing enough tolerance
>Get jailed for daring to speak out against Islam
>Have twin sons put into homosexual household when you are thrown in jail
>Get picture of them blowing adoptive "fathers" when they turn 18
>Club self to death with can of smuggled-in Labatt's rather than die in prison for hate speech since there's nothing left to return to

>>128660782
>Be canadian
>Get fucked by dog
>Charge dog with rape

>>128661501
ya this is what people don't realize

yes, we are expensive, but the actual care itself is really good, but expensive. also, most companies that people work for pay for their insurance. this is not a concept in Europe and I think this is why Europe and think we pay out of pocket for healthcare

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>>128661224
>paying taxes
>working at all

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>>128660782

>be Portuguese
>spend all our money on wine, vacations and whores
>get gibbs and repeat