Brit/pol/- NO fruitfags edition

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HIDE YOUR WOMEN AND CHILDREN

>>128651337
First for

>Refined sugar is the same as unrefined sugar

first for MOMENTUM

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AVERT YOUR EYES

how was nuttal ?

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>I don't eat fruit

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IT'S ME, OP

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wew lads

>>128651490
>>128651457
*gets diabetes*
*dies*

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>More UKIP voters from the last election are going to vote UKIP than Labour

get rekt

>>128651592
GOOD GOY
EAT A MARS BAR
>IMPLYING FAT IS BAD FOR YOU

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Fuck off fruitshills. Eat 5 packets of these a day to get all the fibre and nutrition you need, fruit is just pure artificial sugar.

You're funding ISIS"
"No, YOU'RE funding ISIS"
"No, You're funding ISIS AND Al Qaeda"
"Duck, Rabbit Season!"

SOROS AND BILDERBERG:

>ALL PART OF THE SATANIC PLAN

>>128651561
you're going to live until you're in your 100's

This fruit thing is a highly advanced tactic to scare off all the Americans that have descended like lardy locusts on britpol right?

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>yfw all the Labour vote gains are in Labour and Tory safe seats and change nothing

>>128651648
At least after having a mars bar I'd feel guilty instead of having a false and smug sense of self satisfaction after eating a banana and thinking I did something good

>>128651696
>salt

enjoy gyno and reverting into a woman

>>128651337
Fruits aren't unhealthy though because the sugar in them is Good Sugar.

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>huge statue of theresa may flipping off europe erected in dover

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Eat Apples

>>128651733
The biggest red pill to swallow was the one about how if the UK doesn't sell guns to SA, then the Americans will

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tfw
no one to vote for

To the anon who was saying the Abbott will get the sack.

Why are labour making major cabinet replacements two days before the general election?

Do they realise that this will hit them as they will (rightly) look like a bunch of incompetent cluster-fucks right before we go to the polls?

I understand that it is Abbott and this is reason enough for her to be fired but why do it now and not ages ago for damage limitation or after the general election?

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>>128651696
Yeah, eat 1000g of salt a day, what could go wrong?

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Here lads, catch this meme before it gets really hot

https://youtu.be/Gt7lWRtfve8

A promotional video for Greg Knight, Conservative candidate up here in the East Yorkshire constituency. It's like something out of Alan Partridge.

>240p quality
>XXL suit from M&S
>that Jingle

>Labour mongs on twitter celebratng another retarded survation poll and ignoring the ICM one from this morning
Every time

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More
Westminster voting intention:

CON: 41% (-2)
LAB: 40% (+3)

(via @Survation / 02 - 03 Jun)
Chgs. w/ 27 May.

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/871858754769301504

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>salt causes gyno
>fruit causes instant death

>>128651846
Which site?

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WELCOME TO BRIT/POL/, HERE'S THE NEWS TONIGHT AT 10

>BONG

WITH A GENERAL ELECTION AROUND THE CORNER, /POL/ HAS RESORTED TO ARGUING ABOUT GREENGROCERS

>BONG

TERRORIST IN LONDON WAS KNOWN TO AUTHORITIES AND STARRED IN A DOCUMENTARY

>BONG

NIGEL IS STILL NOT PRIME MINISTER

>BONG

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This one makes me glad it's Ramadan

>>128651783
Sadly true mate. Can't believe bread and circus didn't win.

>>128651934
>survation

>Hung Parliament - 4/1
>Hung Parliament & turnout over 63% - 7/1

Which should I put a tenner on?

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HAHA GET FUKT MAYFLIES

>>128651846

Lovely part of the country though.

>>128651896
Just let them get their hopes up. Their fall will be that much higher.

>>128651896
>Implying are guys in Trump Gen didn't do the exact same thing
>Implying your fellow bongers didn't do the same thing with the EU Exit

>>128651956
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/0/uk-election-parties-candidates-standing-2017/

>>128651788
>he thinks I eat a banana because I want to feel good about myself

lmao i can imagine how paranoid and autistic you are IRL

>>128651838
The Saudis are our dogs in the middle east fight. There must always be a Highlander.

>>128652032
>labour
>gaining seats
lol

>>128651934
>>128651896
This is wonderful. The tears will sustain me

>>128652031
Can you put a tenner on the odds of a terror attack?

>>128651972
Imagine if the mussies killed Sir Trevor Mcdonald, the blacks would be in uproar

>>128651578
Oh shit. Big if true.

radicalise the moderates

>>128652033
it's going downhill fast if i'm honest

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As well as the 12 released earlier .

Another has been released without charge.

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What if fiber?

Was the question time funny? Did Tim or Surgeon get BTFO?

>>128651885
>Yorkshire voting FOR Knockoff Thatcher

Can you possibly get ANY thicker?

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>>128651934

TORY TEARS ON FRIDAY MORNING WILL SUSTAIN ME

>>128652032
>over 30 seats ahead


labourpakis BTFO

>>128652060
The polling for trump was like 2% out nationally mate.

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>>128652032
Think again

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>>128652032
Forgive me but why are the communists so excited that every poll I've seen still has them losing?

>>128651518
>no replies

was nuttal even on tonight?

>>128652221
Should have publicaly executed them to raise morale

>>128652224
NO
NO FRUIT

ONLY MARS BARS AND SALTED PEANUTS

You heard the health gurus in here

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>>128652252
Sure

>>128651996
What a shame..elah.

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FUCKING FRUITCUNTS ARE TEARING THIS THREAD APART. I JUST EAT A BIG BOX OF THESE INSTEAD OF FRUIT ONCE A WEEK AND I AM PERFECTLY HEALTHY

>>128652341
no

>>128652306
>yfw 1997 is the last election where labour had a net gain in seats

>>128652308

Hung Parliament = Labour/SNP Coalition

>>128652168
Sizable, if corporeal.

>>128652308
Why they learn the communist doctrine at uni they get brainwashed, they literally have no common sense or ability to think rationally nor realistically any more.

>>128651934
I hope there's another election. It will give the Tories a chance to ditch May, and Corbyn a chance to improve his shadow cabinet. Currently both parties are offering shit.

>>128652161
He will live forever. Sir Trev and the Queen have a blood oath, one will not die without the other, therefore both must live forever.

>>128652405
>tfw these people will tell you that that is actually better for you than a Pear

>>128652252

Tears of laughter pal. The fun we are going to have Thursday night, /r/ukpolitics and /r/unitedkingdom are going to be goldmines.

>Friday morning
>BUT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE #HISTURN
>THOSE CHERRYPICKED POLLS SAID IT WOULD BE CLOSE

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>>128651996
More like "Shamed Ella, 23st."

A hung parliament is actually good for the nation. Too many cunts on both sides that have let the country slide. We need a rough patch to shake the cobwebs out of people's minds. Recession or housing bubble popping would do nicely.

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>>128652390

Anon status rekt
Its going to get a hung one lad

>>128652434

Labour + SNP would not give enough seats for a majority with the polls as they are.

>>128651337
Give a hoot
Bin that fruit

>>128652574
>Cherrypicking.
The average has the tories 7.5% ahead

>>128652434
>Implying
it would probably be beneficial to Scotland to have SNP in control with a Labour coalition, but Labour won't go for it.

Labour didn't give a fuck about Scotland up until they lost all their "safe" seats in 2015, at least in a coalition they don't even have to pretend to care about the Scots.

>>128652405
>this is your mind on fruit

>>128652434
What a truly disgusting notion. There are few politicians in Britain is admit to liking but wee Jimmy crankie is second to abbot of my most loathed.

>>128652236
greg knight supported leave in the referendum

>>128652552
this tbqh
civil war when

>>128652552
What a shit opinion

>>128652525

>All the tweets about them literally shaking and ringing up anti-suicide hotlines

3 more sleeps lads.

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>>128652574
>people actually believe these polls

>>128652627
Survation are garbage

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>>128652617

Labour/SNP/Liberal ;^)

>>128652032
>REMAIN HAVE IT IN THE BAG! EAT TOLERANCE YOU FUCKING RACISTS!
>HILLARY HAS IT IN THE BAG! EAT SLAY YOU FUCKING MISOGYNISTS!
>LABOUR HAS IT IN THE BAG! EAT COMMUNISM YOU FUCKING NON-TRAITOROUS KEKS!

>>128652574
>Survation
>The Polling company which put Labour many points ahead of the Tories in 2015

>>128652672
never

the racists would be sooner locked up by the based police force than a civil war

>>128651337
Why does sliced apple have less sugar than the whole one?

>>128652552
>Housing bubble
>Haven't even begun to save for a mortgage yet

Give us a few more years, mate.

>>128652691
>MY DISABLED MATE HAS GONE DARK I THINK SHE'S KILLED HERSELF!

What's with this fruitposting, bongs?

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How many more people will die due to tainted ARYAN BLOOD getting used in hospitals and sold in our shops?

>>128652669
Why not focus on that instead of a prominent remainer and thatcherite? Fucking dumb strats.

>>128652711
The lib dems will get <5 seats

Thought - Why hasn't anyone asked my opinion in these election "polls" ?

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FRUIT/POLL/
http://www.strawpoll.me/13122178
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13122178
http://www.strawpoll.me/13122178
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13122178

GET IN HERE. LET'S SETTLE THIS BOYOS

>>128652653
>The average has the tories 7.5% ahead

Ah yes the polls which use a plucked out the air 'shy tory effect' multiplier
Either way I guess we will find out in a few days

>>128652815
Some mong sperging out because he was informed of the fact that fruit is bad for you

>>128652656
I'm in one of the contested Scottish seats and the amount of post I've had through the door as a """young""" voter has been pretty impressive. I get a letter from are roof's office or wee Jimmy ever day at the moment.

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>>128652090
Hmmm

>>128652711

Still not enough.

>>128652815
I told some guy I eat 2 pieces of fruit a day and everybody went fucking apeshit lmao, now I have a thread dedicated to it

>>128652949
But fruits and vegetables are good for you.

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>>128652711
>STILL cant catch up to mummy mays seats

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>postal votes go missing in plymouth
>tories won by just 500 votes

hmm i wonder which farmer is behind this?

>>128652812
Unfortunately you may be acceptable losses mate.

>>128652653
>cherrypicking

This is a non-fruit thread

>>128653042
That's what I'm trying to tell them, but GVfB is severely autistic.

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>>128652511
Find one scientific study which clearly states that fruit is healthier than doughnuts and completely lacks sugar

Oh wait you can't, FRUIT SHILLS ETERNALLY BTFO

Haha go eat an apple you fat sugar-addicted loser

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>>128652930
>the polls which use a plucked out the air 'shy tory effect' multiplier
What the fuck are you on about mate? That's not how the methodology works at all.

>>128653042
*consumes burger*

>>128653102
fucking kek

Secretly Sturgeon probably wants to drop the indyref2 policy because she's losing votes.

A Lab+SNP(+Lib) coalition would be a nice excuse to do that.

>Tfw YouTube demonetised PJW so he's reduced to literally flogging t shorts with his mug on them.

Top kek

It's now Sweden's national day.

How much money you guys wanna put on a happening here in the next 24 hours?

>>128653115
BTFO FUCK

hahahaha

>>128653102
Underated

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Why have none of you thought to combine
>FRUIT
with
>MILK

>>128652371
Scratchings mate. Gotta be scratchings.

>>128653215
Opinion on fruit?

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Tomorrow's paper headlines are great. Who's ready for thought crime arrests to become the norm because of "potential suspicions"?

>>128653253
Milk contains lactose so it's out of the question

>>128652967
Who you going for?

>>128653213
I saw one of those on Facebook, genuine pajeet nursery rhyme tier cringe.

>FRUIT CONTAINS FOREIGN DNA

LITERALLY WHY FEED YOURSELF THIS? YOU MAY AS WELL GO DRINK A GLASS OF CUM

>DONUTS CONTAIN <0.001% FOREIGN DNA

B A S E D

DON'T FORGET THE POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13122178/r


>>128653328
OY VEY
DON'T EAT FRUIT
DON'T DRINK MILK

hashahahaha post pics of yourself I need to see what you look like immediately

>>128653295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuCZdR6V1EU

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My favourite fruit is the BLOOD orange.

A gift for England–I recorded a couple Rev John Donne sermons, about an hour in length, but good listening I hope as you surf and post and whatever else you do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_X1yy7rlC68
Rev John Donne sermon–Preached upon the Penitentiall Psalmes–Psal 32 9

So is Brexit happening or not?

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>>128653253
Probably because milk is even more unhealthy you fucking lactose addict

>>128653215
What happening? Besides your 10,000 daily rapes.

>>128653417
nice, watching. I enjoy Kevin Bridges

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>+Lib coalition
ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT MEME

DO NOT EVER TRUST LIBERALS

>>128653401
> post pics of yourself

You first sugar jew

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>>128653043
>mummy mays seat

>>128653368
Tory. They've a good chance here and anything that reduces the SNP dictatorship is good.

They're frankly awful at governing.

>>128652552
Housing is gonna pop before 2020, May knows this and it's the #1 reason she called the GE
Prime London is already down 20%

>>128653527
are you implying that if I did, you would?

subversive kike

>>128653445
yes

>>128653644
>fite me irl

>>128653295

I like Bananas...?

>>128653457

It's like St George's day, but here's it's the one day a year the Swedes actually celebrate being Swedish... it's surreal...

>>128652574
>>128652627

This Survation poll isn't actually knew, it's exactly the same as the one the other day just without the other parties

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>>128653736
BTFO

http://www.strawpoll.me/13122178/r

>>128653311
>The Sun posting gore
?????

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Has anyone seen this orcposting thing escape /pol/ yet or are we just going to meme it to death by ourselves?

>>128653861
>argumentum ad populum

I'm honestly starting to believe that your retardation is caused by your excessive sugar intake, I've never seen anyone so simultaneously wrong but adamant

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>>128653898
>nsfw warning

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*blocks your path* what brings you to the domain of the Chin people, infidel?

>>128651820
I saw this earlier and still refuse to believe its real. Nobody would be banterous enough for that.

>>128653861
>using a proxy to bump the fruit shill vote up massively

Oh yeah very convincing. KYS applekike

>>128653999
>argumentum ad absurdum

>DIABETES!

You're a fucking idiot.

>>128653949
Anyone seen any different behaviour since the latest attacks? I get a feeling things are at fucking breaking point.

No mjslims around where I live but if they were I don't think they'd feel safe walking the streets.

>>128653828
>the one day Swedes celebrate being Swedish

So you suck your own cocks instead?

Sorry mate, tell us more of this bizarre day please.

>/pol/ - fruit

>>128654068
Hahahahahaha, nice try Mars Bar shill.

>>128653949
>see an orcposting thread
>"hey you guys should spread this on twitter!"
>"hurr jews censorship normies durr"

>>128653215
Some guy in another thread had gets for the next one being you. Sorry

>>128654016
Fucking state on everything in that picture, why do girls put shit like this on their dating accounts? Who the fuck wants to see pictures of you with some random chad you probably sucked off ten minutes after you got your picture taken with him? Kids these days, I swear.

>>128654081

Some feisty callers on LBC - maybe lad.

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Don't look, you'll become fat like NfvhGVfB!

>>128654016
I'd hide my chin as it is not worthy to be in the presence of the Omnichin

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>tfw idiots are falling for May-May's "Strong and Stable" robotic mantra.

>"Strong and stable"
>"Strong and stable"
>"Strong and stable"
>"Strong and stable"
>"Most important election in my lifetime"
>"Strong and stable"
>"Most important election in my lifetime"
>MALFUNCTION, MALFUNCTION
>BLEEP
>Vote for me, Marco Rubio,...correction...May... BLEEP...POP

Great news from Labour Uncut

>The doorstep returns outside of London are saying that Labour is still running substantially below its 2015 vote, that Ukip votes are transferring in huge numbers to the Tories with losses in prospect of the mid-60s to mid-90s and a lingering possibility that the situation could be even worse come Thursday.

>http://labour-uncut.co.uk/2017/06/05/polls-labours-surging-non-london-doorstep-its-a-nuclear-winter-for-labour-somethings-got-to-give/

In 2015 they were the first to report that internal Labour canvass/postal data was pointing to the polls being wrong and a substantial Tory lead

Fruit is very healthy, silly cunts.

>>128654081
From those around me, I've noticed a shift to criticism of Islam and an awareness that something somewhere has broken. The issue will remain that unless you're a news junkie or a pol poster you've no idea how badly Blair's government fucked the country.

Mars Bar shills unironically think I've rigged this poll HAHAHAHA

http://www.strawpoll.me/13122178/r
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13122178/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/13122178/r
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13122178/r

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>>128653949
Orcs are quite naturalised in the South East. You should come visit Little Mordor near Clacton some time.

Fucking love their ethnic food, have you tried their grog or their Man-Flesh stews yet?

>>128654333
t. middle-aged ITV-watching housewife

>>128654297
>posting actual politics after midnight
it's comfy hours mate

>>128654297
Is the Oz one real? Seems shopped, the Oz man is actually a breddy chill guy

>>128654081
the lefties I know have gotten way more angry trying to defend the religion of peace. almost like they can't do it anymore

I can make calls on my mobile, but if anyone tries to call me it goes straight to voicemail, anyone know what is wrong?

>>128652422

When was the last time an incumbent party gained seats discounting 2015 because 2010 was a coalition government so not the same.

1983?

>>128651337
that fruit image is full of bullshit. You can't compare the sugar content of fruit to cubes of refined sugar because the sugar in fruit is not refined and that makes all the difference. What a shitty image.

>>128654309
nice post lad

>>128654176
Which is a shame as it's actually legitimately funny and basically the only pol oc that you could post elsewhere.

>the first thing refugees will see is britannia flipping them off
I'm fine with this.

>>128652898
Because they ask pre-selected 'pools' of people which are supposed to represent the general public.

The MoE that the polling orgs give is around 2% on a two-way vote with 1,000 participants. They only suggest a 2.5%MoE on a 4-5 way vote with 1,000 participants. It's total bullshit.

Anybody with even a rudimentary understanding of statistics should be able to see that these polls probably have around a 4-5% MoE and that they should only be used as a trends guidance. The average of all of them should be closer to the result, obviously, but taking individuals as gospel is nonsense.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

HUNG PARLIAMENT INCOMING AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU FASCISTS CAN DO ABOUT IT


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

>>128654539
Holy shit you've asked for it lmao

>>128654491
GCHQ nabbing your bandwidth mate

>>128654585
forgot to reply to >>128651820

>>128654262
>being this mad

>>128654640
Fucking bastards.

Lads if Abbott really is being removed from the SHS position, maybe we could spin it as the Labour Party/Corbyn being racist/sexist, pointing out that Labour still hasn't had a female/minority leader because of this.

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>>128654086

Fireworks, everything's painted in blue and yellow, flags everywhere, bonfires and everyone gets drunk.

The day after everyone's reminded how racist they are and gets back to fucking work.

It's uncanny.

>>128654178

That's ok, i think it's come to be accepted now...

If there's a happening in the next 24 hours, just at least take the buttfucked body to the hospital for us lads. Like Sweden is gonna do anything about it...

I at least promise to go get pictures/streaming if it's near me lads.

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>>128653383
I'm beginning to wonder if Based has a different meaning on 4chan now. Gif related is Based. It comes from the term Free Based Cocaine.

>>128654491
You've got a divert set up. Set it up and unset it then try again

>>128654373
I know we are joking about a huge risk to the fabric of our nation but this genuinely really tickles me.

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>>128654616
BETTER COMMIT SUICIDE
RESEARCHERS HAVE INVENTED A PILL WORSE THAN CYANIDE

>>128654604
The YouGov poll has over 50,000 participants.

>>128654718
How do I do that? Is it a setting on android?

>>128654516
Yep.

I think if the tories gain this time it's the first time a governing party has increased its number of seats at two consecutive elections in history.

>>128654742

That was their model and it had youth turnout at 85%, even pollsters were laughing at it.

>>128652809

This is what pissed me off, the bowl measurements are retarded. Why is there a measurment for a bowl of banana but not an actual banana?

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>>128654675
>being this wrong and everybody is laughing at you

>waaaaah ad populum
lmfao at you

FRUIT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13122178/r
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13122178/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/13122178/r
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13122178/r

>>128651848
because it isn't an exercise in damage limitation. every tory attack has been deflected, and the random events of the election couldn't have come out worse for Theresa. The tories are now relying almost completely on
>muh Abbot is a dunce
scaremongering - and to be fair it's effective because it's literally the number one issue stopping a labour win in certain seats. the narrative that theresa may is a security risk just plays even better with Jarvis being an ex para. this has been planned for a long while, they've just left it late to ensure the tories are really all in on the Abbot attack. no time to re-maneuver once that is completely nullified.

that's was the consensus at the shittalking session where this came up

>>128654604
The average doesn't mean anything because the methods are different (substantially). You need a very long winded analysis to get a real average that means anything.

>>128654050
It was Paddy Power, they did one with Hodgeson during the Euros.

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>>128654262
Post a pic of yourself fruit fatty, here's me. Not even that chunky

>>128654864
They won't be laughing when the exit poll comes out

>>128654686
You guys were the epitome of White European. I'm sorry bro. If I can ever help I will.

>>128653949
ive seen it on normie book lol.

>>128654868

Water is good for you in moderation, 6 litres and you'll die.

>>128654684
She should be locked up

>>128654868
You're the one sperging out all over the thread

>>128652809
Because the sliced apple is missing its core, just like the sliced melon is missing its skin.

>>128654955
You've been eating too much fruit.

>>128654963

The exit poll will be Tories on 43% Labour on 36%.

Tories will rise to 45% once all the countings been done.

>>128654955
Looks like somebody ate an apple a day

>>128654684
Wouldn't work, SJWs love Corbyn because he's a commie. That apparently takes precedent over sex/race with these people, just look at young teens unfounded hatred for Thatcher. Don't get me wrong, there are reasons to hate the women but teenagers celebrating her death was solid gold retarded.

>>128654700

Literally hasn't meant that on the internet for like two years it's been generalised.

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>>128655042
HAHAHAHAH

fucking laughing at you

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT FRUIT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT FRUIT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT FRUIT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT FRUIT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>128654309
Very nice
>In every seat, canvassers are encountering lifelong Labour supporters who still identify with the party but not Jeremy Corbyn. This group tends to have voted for Ed Miliband reluctantly and are now either sitting out this contest or ready to vote Tory for the first time to prevent a Corbyn premiership.

>These switchers represent a new generation of shy Tories, located deep inside Labour’s core vote. They are embarrassed at voting Tory, sufficiently so to deny their intent to friends, families and pollsters. Some of the older Labour officials and campaigners have reported familiar doorstep cadences from 1992 – “It’s in the eyes,” one said to me.

>>128655097
An apple? He ate the fucking tree as well.

>>128655194
post your favourite fruit then we might

>>128655004
Much like Freddie Mercury's cock all it requires is three inches to kill you.

>>128654742
Yeh but YouGov is fucking retarded. Of them all, they're the ones which should be ignored the most.

>>128655178
>replying to yourself

Is Tory the only sensible vote? I want UKIP but it feels like a wasted vote.

>>128655089
Exit poll will be Tories 40% Labour 38%

Lube up your anus for a hung parliament Tory boy

>>128655236
fucking kek

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>>128655194
Orcs do not eat fruit.

Have you seen how healthy they look?

>>128655261

That doesn't even make sense.

>>128655307
>incapable of reading ID's

HAHAHAHAHA no way you're even real

>>128654826
Yeah depends on version, should be in call settings.

>>128655222
>It’s in the eyes,
It’s in the eyes,
It’s in the eyes,
It’s in the eyes,
It’s in the eyes,

> Lizards have officially begun bodysnatching campaign.

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I'll be posting fresh mummy may erotica every day from now on lads

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-40158469

Wew lads. Sam Hyde shitposting and pretending PJW was missing is now unironically being covered by BBC News. Now they're even pretending that the paki cheering facebook live broadcasts are fake.

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>>128655194
You okay mate?

>>128655314
Vote Tories begrudgingly. Then when ARE Nige comes back to bring UKIP from the dead go back to UKIP.

>>128655314
Basically

>>128655097
An apple a day keeps the doctor away because there is no use in a doctor visiting a dead man

Why didn't May make the election about Brexit from the start? When that was the primary issue, she sustained a constant double digit lead ahead of Labour, since the issue of Brexit is the strongest point for the Tories, but she let Labour make it about how much of a fucking retard she is. Who's behind this utter failure in the tory camp?

>>128655317

Wrong, please do stop by on Thursday night though, it'll be fun to laugh at you all, you'll all scarper back to your reddits and twitter pages though but the meltdown will be clear to see.

>>128655317

This, Torys are in blind denial atm

>>128651479
>>128651803
>>128654539

Why would the exact same chemical compounds be ``different'' just because they're in fruit?

>>128655376
>got caught having forgotten to switch his VPNs
>spergs out more

>>128655317
>>128655089
Exit poll doesn't give a vote share, retards

>>128655503

Traditional labour supporters have accepted the loss, even the party has accepted the loss, it's Corbyn and his fanatical cult following that are in for a big shock.

>>128655481
>Who's behind this utter failure in the tory camp?

Theresa May.

>>128655071
>>128652809
Because it's talking about a 'cup' of apple. Which to me means fuck all, but there we go.

>>128655530
He's a lost cause mate. All that sugar's clogging up his brainpipes.

>>128655481
Wait for the election first. It's possible polls are utterly wrong and we still get a tory landslide.

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NEW THREAD

>>128655595
>>128655595
>>128655595

NEW THREAD

>>128655595
>>128655595
>>128655595

NEW THREAD

>>128655622

BBC is not the only one doing one.

Can someone Red Pill me on the current conservative party? I know I don't want Corbyn

>>128655317
>>128655503

Yes Corbiebros. He can still do it.

MATCH ME!

>>128655635
This.

Corbyn's alienated the traditional vote. They're fucked.

>>128655711
>43 posts early
get out reee

>>128655711

What the fuck are you doing?

>>128654915
>it isn't an exercise in damage limitation
Without a coalition government there is no way that they'll win.
>it's literally the number one issue stopping a labour win in certain seats
concerns with their lax attitude to terror organisations contributes to this aswell.
>they've just left it late to ensure the tories are really all in on the Abbot attack
They've left it so late that they'll just look like they haven't got a fucking clue.

>>128654309
From them a few days before the 2015 election, when every single pundit and poll said Lab & Con would have 280-300 seats each


>Labour insiders familiar with the latest figures have told Uncut that the picture for Labour in marginal seats, where it is fighting the Tories, is almost uniformly grim.

>Seats that canvass returns had suggested were strong prospects for gains are much more finely balanced and those that were close are swinging heavily to the Tories.

>>128655711
This is your brain on fruit

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>>128655393
>someone said Vinny was missing

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>>128655171
So, fruit can be Based? Go suck a dick, you faggot.

After Corbyn loses I reckon lots of his young supporters will get very vocal about introducing proportional representation - thinking that Labour would've done better if we had this system.

>>128655752
bit shit, but not as shit as corbyn
I think may is more aware of the problems of extremism across the board, which could be bad for some here, but at least means a crack down on communists.
They also introduced a citizenship course for all school children, which i would be concerned about labour pulling if they had the chance

>>128656061
queue people shouting
HURR BUT YOU DIDNT VOTE FOR ALTERNATIVE VOTE DID YA

dickheads

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>>128652974
:thinking:

>>128651337
>British men
>Khuram Butt and Rachid Redouane
>British
No.

>>128654700

>I've...seen THINGS new Labour wouldn't believe

> thinking sugar in fruit acts the same way in the body as all of the highly processed sources

Boofhead, dad you've gone senile.

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NEW THREAD - GET IN HERE!
>>128655595
NEW THREAD - GET IN HERE!
>>128655595
NEW THREAD - GET IN HERE!
>>128655595

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>>128655461
>The Zookeeper keeps feeding me fruit. Is he trying to kill me?
t.Concerned Tapir

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>>128651613
>More UKIP voters from the last election are going to vote UKIP than Labour

Nobody expected this pathetic alliance of inbred chavs and weird toffs to vote Labour so what is your point?

Protip: votes for Brexit DO NOT equate to support or votes for UKIP. Many on the left (Corbyn maybe!) voted for Brexit...

>>128652722
> The option 99% of people spent months smugly ensuring us would win lost!
> The option 99% of people spent months smugly ensuring us would win lost!

now which party do you think has been treated like the Remainers, or Hillary's dems; by the media, and by the polls. is it radical outsider Theresa May with her anti-zionist, anti-corruption policies, authoritarian elitist Jeremy Corbyn?
REALLY
MAKES
ME
THINK

>>128656061
>loses

HAVE YOU SEEN THE POLLS
OH MY DAYS

EVEN CLEAN BANDIT HAD A CORBYN SHIRT AT ONE LOVE CONCERT

CORBYN IS WINNING

The shy Labour effect is real and I expect an apology when the exit poll is revealed.

>>128653419
sounds a bit like a sermon in a pringles can
but ty anon

>>128656671
Hi Jahans

>>128652308

If_erlech_bachman_were_uglier.png

>>128652341
he was on last night bud. he was alright. The crowd was quite supportive as well.
the leftists had to clap and boo REALLY REALLY loud to try make it look like they were in the majority.

>leave /pol/ for a week
>come back to Labour shilling
This is an 18+ website

>>128651518
he was on last night with that green nonce

>>128652090
>In the 2015 General Election this constituency voted Labour.
>Labour won with a majority of 10,388
over the Liberal Democrats candidate in second place.
Fucking North East, you're good in so many ways but way too hung up on being a Labour stronghold long after they stopped representing you.

Overwhelmingly pro-Brexit and 98% white, but still votes like idiots.

>>128656641
>May.
>Anti-corruption.
Holy shit, somebody is going to hell for lying. Is it still libel if it's a lie in favor of somebody?
Bitch is so firmly in Murdoch's pocket she could probably find his plans for world domination or something at least similar.

There is no call forwarding set up when I look at the settings.

All calls to my mobile are still being sent to voicemail, so annoying.

>>128657438

Maybe factory reset your phone lad?

>>128657555
Wont I lose all my photos/music? Will be an absolute arse ache having to back them up.

>>128657438
Stupid suggestion but make sure you haven't blocked anyone. Couldn't receive calls from my dad for a few weeks and it turned out I'd somehow accidentally blocked him.

>>128654309
(((Atul Hatlwal))) is an unironic blairite and a supporter of mass immigration. he hates corbyn because of this - people have asked to see Atul's numbers but they are inexplicably nowhere to be seen, and the ones he shows people are handwaved like mad.

>>128657695
Yeah I checked that as well, thanks for the suggestion though.

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>nuttal going full civic on election questions

>>128657690

Back it up first. Alternatively you could call your provider.

this fruitfag thing is literally the worst meme i have ever seen in my life. is that the meme? that it's a terrible meme? please tell me there is some sort of metameming going on.

>>128658168
Yes but don't tell anyone

>>128658305
found the fruitfag

>>128657426
agreed

>>128658144
And yet idiots will still support Sharia May over him

>>128658753
/pol/ is fascist first anon. Why do you think most here dislike Corbyn? It isn't because he's secretly a Power Ranger.

>>128658455
Fucking applekike

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Lads how do you explain this? Are you too far gone to be saved at this point?

>>128658753
except i dont

>>128659095
how does it feel to know that despite all your efforts to pretend to the contrary, you will always be a limey?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U4_zonfvW0