Nintendo artificially controlling sales + scalpers = failure

Asians can't make games

Xbox One master race

>>128648013
sells the 299 system for 499 thanks asshole

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>buying a Nvidia shield for 389,99+tax+59,99 Zelda + 19,99 unlock hard mode DLC

JUST

>>128648013
>adult
>nintendo
pick one le nerdy gamer dude nigger

>>128648013
doesn't violate NAP

>>128648013
Why? Scalpers guarantee that the systems will always be bought and stores will alway have empty shelves

Scalping isn't even profitable.

It's literally the biggest manchild autistic 1-up hurr durr faggoty thing manchilds with micropenises to do make a few bucks and they get off on the idea of thinking theyve upset people

>>128648013
Nintendo has been trash for years. No adult man still tolerates this shit

>>128648013
Yeah, this guy who works at my local vidya store said he only got 7 Nintendo switches on launch day.

>>128648165
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCS2Z78ApC8

>>128649050
I smell concert tickets for double face value, I can make 10k in a week.

>>128649050
>thinking theyve upset people
Seems to have worked on you, friendo :^)

>>128648013
That is not the switch. They are collectors edition game guides.

>>128648013
politics

>>128650448
RIP game industry

>>128649059
No adult man should play video games at all.

How is this even a thread?

>>128650601
I'll let you smell my work boots for free

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>>128649050
Speak for yourself. I buy like 30 New York Comic Con tickets a year at $50 each and sell them for $200 each. That's an insane profit.

>>128652714
Did you see the 1 post by this id?

>>128648013

What's the point of buying 19 Nintendo Switches?

>>128648013
Isnt phantom hourglass like over 10 years old now?
Also the switch is fucked up. I almost bought one until I saw all of the issues:
>the dock scratches the screen in as little as 7 placements
>the screens are defective and have dead pixels
>nintendos response is "dead pixels are a characteristic of lcds and will not be considered a defect"
>the controllers are flimsy and wobble
>if you don't pay attention and put the cover on the wrong way you have to use a screwdriver or something to jam into it to get it to release
>the new zelda game is glitchy as all fuck
>the switch will refuse to read the game cartridge and just keep telling you to insert the cartridge

>>128654805
Wow what a pos. Nintendo needs to go away.

>>128648570
use english motherfucker
also fuck your proxy

now what are you trying to say? Are you saying you can play zelda on an nvidia shield?

>>128650601
SSNNNIIIIIFFFFFF

>>128655083
No, he's saying that the Switch is basically a Shield with a few elements changed.

>>128655338
oh ok. Now I vaguely remember hearing something about that

>actually buying a switch
i bet some of you idiots buy intel products too

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>>128648013
>Nintendo
Who cares lol
It's a company only the retardest autists care about

>>128655650
do you know where you are

>>128654022
>What's the point of buying 19 Nintendo Switches?

The sell them online at nearly double the price.

>>128648564
Blame Nintendo. Not capitalism pussy.

After months of "smoking guns" and conspiracy theory dismissals, a Singapore-based Deutsche Bank trader (at the center of fraud allegations) finally confirmed (by admitting guilt) what many have suspected - the biggest banks in the world have conspired to rig precious metals markets.

The Deutsche Bank trader, David Liew, pleaded guilty in federal court in Chicago to conspiring to spoof gold, silver, platinum and palladium futures, according to court papers. Bloomberg notes that spoofing involves traders placing orders that they never intend to fill, in an attempt to manipulate the price.

1/?

I would never buy anything from a scalper. Speculators are economic parasites. They are no different from people on welfare. If nobody bought from scalpers they wouldn't exist. That scalper should be stuck with 19 Switches that nobody will buy from him.

>>128656051
Following an introductory period that included orientation and training, LIEW was eventually assigned to the metals trading desk (which included base metals and precious metals trading) in approximately December 2009. During the Relevant Period, LIEW was employed by Bank A as a metals trader in the Asia-Pacific region, and his primary duties included precious metals market making and futures trading.

...

Between in or around December 2009 and in or around February 2012 (the "Relevant Period"), in the Northern District of Illinois, Eastem Division, and elsewhere, defendant DAVID LIEW did knowingly and intentionally conspire and agree with other precious metals (gold, silver, platinum, and palladium) traders to: (a) knowingly execute, and attempt to execute, a scheme and artifice to defraud, and for obtaining money and property by means of materially false and fraudulent pretenses, representations, and promises, and in furtherance of the scheme and artifice to defraud, knowingly transmit, and cause to be transmitted, in interstate and foreign commerce, by means of wire communications, certain signs, signals and sounds, in violation of Title 18, United States Code, Section 1343,which scheme affected a financial institution; and (b) knowingly engage in trading, practice, and conduct, on and subject to the rules of the Chicago Mercantile Exchange ("CME"), that was, was of the character of, and was commonly known to the trade as, spoofing, that is, bidding or offering with the intent to cancel the bid or offer before execution, by causing to be transmitted to the CME precious metals futures contract orders that LIEW and his coconspirators intended to cancel before execution and not as part of any legitimate, good-faith attempt to execute any part of the orders, in violation of Title 7, United States Code, Sections 6c(a)(5)(C) and 13(a)(2); all in violation of Title 18, United States Code, Section 371.
2/?

>>128656135
Defendant LIEW's employer, Bank A, was one of the largest global banking and financial services companies in the world. Bank A's primary precious metals trading desks were located in the United States, the United Kingdom, and the Asia-Pacific region.

Defendant LIEW and other precious metals traders, including traders at Bank A, engaged in a conspiracy to commit wire fraud affecting a financial institution and spoofing, in the trading of precious metals futures contracts traded on the CME.

Defendant LIEW placed, and conspired to place, hundreds of orders to buy or to sell precious metals futures contracts that he intended to cancel and not to execute at the time he placed the orders (the "Spoof Orders").

...

Bank A operated a global metals trading team with traders in the United States, the United Kingdom, and the Asia-Pacific region. Throughout his tenure on the metals trading desk at Bank A, defendant LIEW was supervised by and interacted with more experienced traders on the team. LIEW was supervised by other metals traders in the Asia-Pacific region, and, due to the nature of the nearly 24-hour trading cycle, LIEW interacted with members of the trading team in the United States and the United Kingdom. It was after joining the metals trading desk that LIEW was taught to spoof by other metals traders, including other metals traders at Bank A.
3/?

>>128656135

Defendant LIEW generated Spoof Orders manually. That is, LIEW physically clicked his computer mouse or keyboard keys to enter each Spoof Order, and physically clicked his mouse or keyboard keys to cancel that order.

A common technique employed by defendant LIEW was to place and cancel one or more Spoof Orders on one side of the prevailing market price. The intent of these Spoof Orders was to facilitate the execution of an existing Primary Order on the opposite side of the market. By placing Spoof Orders opposite the Primary Order, LIEW intended to create a false appearance of supply or demand and induce other market participants to react to this false information in order to move the market price and/or increase the available quantity at the desired price of the relevant futures contract. During the time the Spoof Order was live in the market, or shortly after it was cancelled, LIEW's Primary Order on the other side of the market would often execute at a more favorable price than was otherwise available before the Spoof Order had been placed.
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>>128655650
Even my dakimakura frowns down at nintendo degenerates.

>>128656351
Coordinated spoofing involved one or more additional participants. When engaging in coordinated spoofing, defendant LIEW and/or one or more co-conspirators would place one or more Spoof Orders on one side of the market in order to facilitate the execution of Primary Orders placed on the opposite side of the market by either LIEW or a coconspirator. For example, LIEW would place a Spoof Order in order to facilitate the execution of a Primary Order placed by a co-conspirator, or a co-conspirator would place a Spoof Order in order to facilitate the execution of a Primary Order placed by LIEW. At other times, LIEW and one or more co-conspirators would each place one or more Spoof Orders in order to facilitate the execution of a Primary Order placed by LIEW or a co-conspirator.

During and in furtherance of the conspiracy, defendant LIEW engaged in solo spoofing or coordinated spoofing with traders at Bank A hundreds of times

5/?

>>128655083
>what is reading comprehension
>can't understand English and complains about others use of it
Clinically retard

>>128656495
too much stuff (for me)

http://www .zerohedge.com/news/2017-06-02/deutsche-bank-admits-guilt-fraud-conspiracy-rig-precious-metals-markets

>>128648013

Bring back the Dreamcast SEGA

>>128656023
Sold 5 nes classic editions for 290. Paid 60 a piece for them. Neets gonna hate.

>>128650448
>by being diverse we'll make better products

like peanut butter 2.0

>>128648013
>dont buy from scalpers
>success
OP is either a literal retard without self control that bought a 500$ system and need to be angry at something else than himself, OR a scalper that can't sell his stock and is trying to pass nintendo as the bad guy.

>>128657169
What the fuck do they even mean by that? I hear that line parroted so often but with no explanation or context

>>128648165
>Asians can't make games
>Xbox One master race
Which is odd considering the only thing of note Xbox has had recently is backwards compatibility for some weebshit and remasters.

>>128656495
intersting

but you still have to go back

MMGA bra

>>128657455
it's a mantra based purely on bullshit

have you read 1984? it coined the term doublethink

>war is peace
>freedom is slavery
>ignorance is strength

worth a read

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>>128648013
>Nintendo
Are you fucking twelve?

There is absolutely ZERO reason why any teen or adult would enjoy that kiddie shit.

I got my switch but i havent opened it yet, cause mai feels

>>128648013
People still buying that fairy tale about the Switch being the rainbow unicorn of consoles and sold out everywhere? Back to NeoGAF you go.

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>>128658198
>autist buys the trademake autist console
>too autistic to unbox it and actually play the games
Just then I though Nintoddlers couldn't be more retarded this one comes along.

>>128650448
>Blacks in Gaming

what the fuck, lol

>>128657747
He's already home dipshit did you notice the flag?

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>>128648013

>getting mad for simple supply and demand

You should have pre-ordered if you wanted it so badly.

>Mfw all the tears when the next Smash Bros trailer drops and normies don't have a switch

>>128652486
What aboot Grand Theft Auto. I don't do any missions or anything. I just play it as a negro or muzzie simulator and steal a truck and run down as many people as I can or shoot up the strip club

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>>128658063

>Exclusively playing edgelord games

>pontificating over 12 year olds

Wew.

>video game taboo still exists

>meanwhile autistic spinners are a mainstream activity.

wtf nintendo

>>128650601
He means for goods. Not tickets.

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