Moving to Australia

Can you speak emu??

fuck off, we're full

Depends on a couple factors. Occupation would be the single biggest one. What do you do, what are your skills? We don't need someone with a BA and 2 years of barista experience. High-skilled workers with CS, medical, design, or trade backgrounds get moved to the front of the queue.

Then there's age, if you have a family, criminal record, medical history, all that. We're pretty tightly controlled, unless you're Chinese, then it's open season

>>128648269
Used to be in the infantry for 4 years. Work as a welder now.


I'm 25. no criminal record, medical history is fine, and no family in Australia.

>>128647715
buy a turnkey business (taxi, convenience store)
move

this is how chinks and pajeets get into the entire western world

>>128648749
You need a criminal record to get in. It's a tradition since Australia's founding by the brits

>>128650355
Ah ok.

I'll take a shit on the curb.

Would that work?

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>>128647715
Fuck off we're full.

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Fuck off we're full

>>128651024
>>128651473


kk no worries.


What about New Zealand?

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You can come.if you're white and work.. but also no you can't. We don't let anyone in who isn't a Somalian refugee now. Gotta have money in the bank like the chinks and buy your way in with real estate investment.. it's literally propping up our economy

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Posting australians now.

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>>128651024
>Australia
>Full
you might foul the toothpaste but i for myself did not sleep through every geography class

>>128651924
why do they always have to abuse the national flag as a burka?

>>128648749
Not as easy as you think but still easier than the US.

Take this test

https://assessments.visabureau.com/australia/assessment/skilled/default.aspx

Likewise it would help you a fair bit if you can find an employer to nominate you.

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>>128653708
Because slimy cunts.

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>>128650355
4u

>>128651924

Where the fuck do you live if your Aussies look like that?

>>128653708
It's a symbol they're taking over. Arrogance to the extreme.

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>>128654290
>Take test
>"Are you fluent in any language other than English?"
>Open tab of languages
>No Dutch
>Scroll down
>"Netherlandic"

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>>128654449
>>128655000
>give a monkey a banana and he will eat it
>give a muslim your national flag and he will cover his wife in it

>>128647715
>netherlands
>almost no terror attacks
>dudeweedlmao everywhere if your 420 blaze it faggot
>dutch manmore genetics

And you want to move to the country of bogans, chinks, abos, and chad zyzz wannabes?

>>128655375
>Netherlandic
thats awfully offensive
demand a free visa anon

>>128655704
>>128655375

If its any consolation that site isnt run by the Australian government but a UK group.

>>128648749
417 visa... google it

>>128655854
That doesnt make any sense

Also
>>128655638

Would this work in the cucked world we live in?

>>128655482
fuck off pedobear

>>128656474
It was meant to help deal with the misplaced disapointment that came from thinking the Australian Government did not know what Dutch was.

>>128656902
Oh i know what you meant.

I just think its weird that its run by a UK group and not the government itself.

Which even makes it more offensive now that I think of it, since England is literally on the other side of the sea here.

Fuking Englandic speakers

>>128654290
I passed for a skill visa in Australia. Should I bail the states?

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>>128656474
>http://www.visabureau.com/contact-us.aspx
>Visa Bureau is not affiliated with the Australian Government but is an independent UK company.
>Australian visas are available from the Australian Government at a lower cost
he's right and wants your shekels
be careful goyim

>>128656570
Allah Agbers
Praise the Salamic Zdate of Irogg infidel

>>128657402
Fuck,thanks brohan.

I was thinking to Germany aswell and maybe reenlisting, if that is even possible?

>>128657077
>I just think its weird that its run by a UK group and not the government itself.

Immigration into Anglo countries is a big business, lots of groups pop up to help get people in asap and navigate the murky waters and legal matters.

>Which even makes it more offensive now that I think of it, since England is literally on the other side of the sea here.

Up until the cuckening with multiculturalism and the UK ditching us for the EU UK citizens used to be able to migrate here really cheaply and easily. Remeber up until 1949 98% of all Australians were from or descended from the British Isles.

>>128657635
if you look muddy enough and don't bring your passport anything goes right now i suppose
just be prepared for a longer waiting time at the local registration office of your choice

>>128658048
Ah yeah true.

Also on a side note.

How do you boys not die every time you step outside to some animal?

>>128647715
Australia is the most boring and sterile place on earth in all respects.

Yes, India is the most septic but it's the most exciting as well.

>>128657261
depends where you are in the US and what you value really. Housing prices and rent are terrible here, gun laws that in some instances are stricter than in California, proactive self defense is criminalised and our politicans are overtly self hating.

But thats only the negatives, chances are you would enjoy a better quality of life here assuming the lack of family and firends doesnt crush you

>>128648749
No higher education
No family
No money

, No entry

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>>128658484
>How do you boys not die every time you step outside to some animal?

Well most animals that will kill you don't live in urban areas.

Secondly none of the deadly animals we have here (aside from things like sharks and rarely crocodiles) actively hunt humans. Accordingly acting with common sense will effectively safeguard you for most situations eg:

-Dont stick your hands under logs or decking or into cracks
-Dont go running in long grass
-Dont leave clothes lying on the ground or shoes outside
-Dont go swimming during jellyfish season
-Dont fuck with or try and treat wild Emus and Kangaroos as pets

>>128658638
Only if you stay exclusively in major cities

>>128659379
>-Dont fuck with or try and treat wild Emus and Kangaroos as pets

Then why live in Australia?

>>128658638
Do you even have internet over there?

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>>128658638
>go to india cause some anon told me its exciting
>offer pajeets money to use toilet
>mfw I see a small crowd of pajeets approaching me now about to kill me cause I offered them rupies to poo in a toilet

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>>128658048
lel
reminds me of the business "idea" a buddy from Berlin had last summer
>setup service booking appointments at the local registration offices website using fake names
>registration office is completely overbooked for the next 6+ months
>sell the appointments you booked on your website for 50€ to 100€ each

>>128659583
>Then why live in Australia?
Thats why I said wild, there are plenty of tame kangaroos and POW emus to play with.

How hard would it be? Impossible mate cause we're full. We've got enough cunts that aren't Australian here. Enough cunts that are Australian and don't love this country. I don't give a fuck if you're white and have 50 fucking kids. The fact that you want to run away and piss off from your own country speaks volumes on your character so again fuck off we're full.

>>128659592
It would work, one of the reasons so many people become people smugglers - there is so much money in migration

>>128647715
New zealand has a better climate go there

>>128659724
>POW emus
This is the Australian dream

>>128659796
>The fact that you want to run away and piss off from your own country speaks volumes on your character so again fuck off we're full.

This country is going down the shitter, votes dont matter anymore because the left will just boycot any right wing party.

>Australia
>Everything that moves is deadly enough to kill you
>Fucking everything from small breasted women to violence in video games is banned

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>>128659986
>This is the Australian dream
We might have lost the war but that doesnt mean during the population transfer we let the most subversive ones go free.

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