Brit/pol/: STOP DRINKING THEIR BLOOD edition.

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CRUELTY AGAINST ARYANS IS REACHING A CRITICAL POINT.

ARYANS are sociable, intelligent animals. Studies have shown that they are able to solve problems and, unlike young ANGLOS grasp the permanence of objects Their natural behavior includes living in stable groups of 30 or so that employ a social hierarchy lead by a fuhrer. The ARYANS in a given community all know and recognize each other. Their communal activities include attempting to destroy Europe and searching for pumpernickel, running around, building homes for refugees, and resting.

Once the ARYANS have attained refinement weight, they are loaded into crowded trucks that offer no protection from extreme temperatures, and many ARYANS die as they are shipped to processing facilities.

The most efficient of these facilities kill some 8,400 ARYANS per hour, the result of a high degree of automation. Machines run by ANGLOS automatically stun the ARYANS and scald and shave them. First, ANGLO workers strap the live ARYANS into leg shackles on a moving rail, from which the ARYANS hang upside-down as they move on to baths of electrified, boiling water, which stuns them. This is ostensibly for humane purposes, in order to render them insensible before they are locked into a centrifuge, but some observers believe it is done merely to immobilize them to a degree sufficient to make further processing easier, not to desensitize them. The stunned ARYANS move on to a mechanical chamber that extracts their blood. After the ARYANS bleed out, the exsanguinated waste material is ground up to be sold as sausages.

STOP THIS EVIL NOW. ARYANS ARE FRIENDS NOT FOOD.

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GET TO THE BUNKERS BOYS

T-48HRS FOR HAPPENINGS

https://twitter.com/talkRADIO/status/871679518389522432

>Terrorist lived in Dublin

It's a multiculti cesspit.

Feel free to nuke us.

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>>128647615
>terrorist attack in London
>practically no ethnic anglos harmed

The Eternal Anglo is scurrying underneath his own streets.... the ultimate in 4D chess. Populate your own cities with your enemies, so that when you're attacked, you lose nothing!

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>Tfw I'm high

Drugs aren't bad if you know what you're doing.

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>lbc presenter dropping redpills everywhere

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WELCOME TO BRIT/POL/, THE NEWS TONIGHT AT 10...

>BONG

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>when foreigners begin believing the shy labour meme you've been pushing

>>128647626

So I'm confused, once again it looks as though the polling organisations are disagreeing with one another. ICM and ComRes put them around 10% ahead of Labour, yet YouGov and Survation have them at around 4% or less. What the fuck is going on?

>>128647610

I think there will be a low turnout. Corbyn is putting a lot of people off and, like you say, the Tories haven't had the best campaign.

Low turnout favours the Tories imo.

>>128647843
Other threads?
Haha

>>128647893
Yougov and survation are using retardedly high youth turnout and are both generally shit anyway

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1st for comfy

https://pastebin.com/YFf0WDsK

>>128647893
Polling has been fucked for years.

Don't even bother with it.

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>>128647843
Fucking thick aren't they. I think some unironic shills have fallen for my fake Momentum-tier shitposting as well over the past few days.

>>128647774
Something else is gonna happen before the end of Ramadan especially with an Election due as well

>>128647774
Is that just a guess?

Live in a safe seat that's returned a Tory since before the first war. So I'm voting corbyn for the banter

>>128647788
Part of me does find it funny that most of these terrorist attacks in London kill non-Anglos. Do you think ISIS cares about it?

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>>128647467
The party that rolled a red carpet out for Saudi Arabia..
The party that started the wars in the middle east..

The party, if you don't believe the bullshit excuses above, allowed an invasion of people who hate us..

Are blaming the tories for terrorism.

>>128648113
Infidels are infidels.

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Diane Abbott is the absolute dumbest politician of all time. She alone is reason enough to not vote for Labour.

https://twitter.com/SkyNewsTonight/status/871810034677698560

>>128647814
Aliens make man grow a beard

Predicting an Anglo is gonna go on a rampage try take out a Mosque, the atmosphere is just so tense atm in the country

>this cuck on newsnight

Never used that word before but it describes the twat

>>128647893

Ultimately, it's all about predicting youth turnout.

YouGov and Survation both predicting higher youth turnout than 2015.

>>128647774
it wont be long before people will take matters into their own hands.

Inevitably innocence will be targeted.

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>Be Brit/pol/ browser
>Walk streets of london one night
>Van crashes up on pavement
>3 "New brits" come out and start stabbing people in the street
>They notice you, start moving towards you
>You have two options:

Fight or Flight, Brit/pol/? Would you have the balls to deck a terrorist in the face if he was right in front of you?

FFS I NEED ANOTHER HAPPENIG LADS

I'M EXPERIENCING WITHDRAWAL SYMPTOMS

>>128648203
How are you supposed to stop terror attacks in your country even if you tripled the constabulary? A few thousand unarmed patrolmen aren't going to do anything in the face of rising Muslim demography

>>128647881

I can write and have history with publishing so with the right support this could be plausible. Would need to be supported with an online presence and preferably a charismatic person or two for videos to go viral too.

>>128648113
I don't know but have any mulsims been killed in the attacks apart from the terrorists themselves

>>128648305
Surely it will be higher, Ed wasn't promising as much gibs as Corbyn is.

>>128648113
Pretty sure ISIS is the most retarded terrorist organisation to ever have existed, they honestly think they can kill every infidel, ever. Fucking morons.

Dianne Abbott is so simple topkek

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*blocks your fascism*

>>128648345
I carry a nice little swiss army knife on me at all times, reckon i could get busy

Turnout will be concentrated in mong areas

You will see high turnout in existing labour seats, in London and university towns. Labour majorities there will increase.

You WILL NOT see an increase in the labour vote where it matters: suburban and rural england, nor in post-industrial, socially conservative but nonetheless labour-supporting towns. In other words: swing seats. People in these areas are not turnout on by Corbyn, and anyone who previously did not vote Miliband in these areas will not suddenly be turned on by Corbyn.

Remember: there has been almost no constituency-level polling this election.

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>>128648113
If they wanted to kill anglos, why would they pick London? Would be like picking out Revels in a bucket of dogshit

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'Healthy' fruitfags BTFO

>>128648170
Hahaha these fucking lefties always cry about "not politicizing after an attack, it's not the time" when someone critisizes islam after the attack.
But they can go political themselves no problem.

>>128648345
Depends who I was with, if I could grab some sort of defense or attack weapon, and what the aggressor had. 75% I would attack him somehow unless there was a better option.

>>128648459
>that memeball mouth

How do you guys deal with the choices this election? I can't even be bothered to go vote despite being off.

Labour's cabinet is pathetic. Abbot in any position of power will be the final nail.

Tory's are just cancer. May is an absolute disaster. Potential for even more censorship, police cuts and third worlders.

One of these will our PM. Why even fucking bother? Hitchen's was right

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Hi Brits, it's your son here (get it, because you're our dad), dropping in with you fellow brit Pedes on this election night to cheer on our NIGE as he MAKES BRITAIN GREAT AGAIN. How many seats do you think bloody (haha, Brit slang) UKIP will get? I heard they're behind in the polls but that's just the MAINSTREAM MEDIA, they said Hillary was ahead in the polls and she only got 3 million more votes than GOD EMPEROR TRUMP.
Not looking forward to election night lads.

>>128647980
yeah and they don't even add the 8 points ICM is adding for the shy tory effect. polling should be left to professionals not sjw LARPs like yougov ffs

>>128648345
You'd be surprised just how easily a knife cuts through a fist Sven.

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>loads of posters in the old thread didn't see the new thread link so now there's a thread split
>during comfy hours

>>128648491
this

The fruit mong from the other thread needs to gtfo

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Labour BTFO!

>>128648590
Let me guess. A Trip Mong has caused a Thread Split

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>>128648491
>falling for the fruit meme
>not just eating tuna and drinking protein shakes and taking a few multivits
lmao balancecucks

What can I legally carry to defend myself if there was a guy with a knife? Been thinking of carrying a bottle of vodka with me when I go to vote on Thursday so if something happens I can at least hit the fucker in the head with it or something

>>128648465
Yeah, even if labour-tory gap was the same as before I reckon differential swings would give the tories a bigger majority.

>>128648249
Yeah it feels like a bit of a standoff right now. People are waiting for more to happen - I've seen crowds of people swerve lone muslims all day.

>>128648345
I'm a Muslim. I'd congratulate them on killing infidels and shout ALLAHU ACKBAR.

>>128647467
>>Police arrest 12 muslim fucking cunts in morning raids:
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40148737

Released without charge.

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>>128648491
Wew. Guess I'd better put my punnet of strawberries in the bin and eat a Mars Bar instead

>>128648590

the other thread already existed before this one was made. It was meant to be recycled after the previous thread expired, but this one was posted first.

oh well

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>>128648692
Is this for Ants??

>>128648540
Abbot is resigning tomorrow morning and being replaced with Maj. Dan Jarvis. just hang in there lad.

>>128648560
>the 8 points ICM is adding for the shy tory effect
They're not doing this at all. They're weighting demographics on past turnout and voting trends instead of retardedly believing every 21 year old who say's they're registered and voting actually is and actually will.

>>128648540
I will continue to see the Tories as the lesser of two evils. The internet stuff pisses me off, but I am not going to pretend that there aren't people in Labour pushing for this.

>>128648491
>natural sugar from fruit eaten with the fibre is the same as refined white sugar

What did he mean by this?

>>128648491
Natural Sugar >>>>>>>> Refinded Sugar ya mutant

>>128648450
No they don't.

LOOK AT THIS TORY CRINGE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt7lWRtfve8

>>128648795
>muslims have the largest number of deaths from islamic terrorism
>religion of peace
really makes me think

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>>128647467
So Lads I've been thinking and reading a few threads from a few days ago about Firearms in the UK and what can be done to bring them back and I'm wondering if anons are willing to try and create a sound letter to put on the government debate website from what I've read here I really like the Classical Argument going back to the 1689 bill of rights or what another anon suggested was the #Right&BearArms as the government are failing to protect citizens and etc
>Pic related the History of Firearms in the UK

>>128648756
Guy came up to a girl i work with and said we need to send all Muslims back home and stormed off Kek

>tfw Northfag

>>128648345
Would have been in exactly this situation if I'd spent just 5 minutes longer drinking my pint, or gone for a piss at the pub rather than waiting til I got home. Not sure what I'd do desu. I'd have run at the first possible opportunity I think, maybe throwing a chair or two first if I thought I was in danger.

>>128648433
Youth turnout will be up by about 10-20%. It was 44% in 2015 so it will be about 48-53%

20% is a huge increase, but in real terms it only gives LAB about another 500,000 votes at absolute best. Most of those concentrated in LAB safe seats and the rest spread out evenly enough that it won't make any difference.

LAB would need the youth vote to nearly double to get a win.

>>128648335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjxI-5RcRAU

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>>128647788
We know how the ANGLOS hide behind the human shields of other races.

How much Non-ANGLO blood will drip into the drains and make its way to the Blood Refineries?

>>128648885
click on it, you stupid idiot
first day here?

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>>128648462

3 on one with a swiss blade? I admire your nads anon.

>>128648514

In this situation i'd assume you'd be alone, and you'd have nothing to rely on but your fists/what you carry on you on a daily basis, but you have a window of opportunity to try and lay in one good punch.

>>128648581

Brit living in Sweden, so not true Sven. Also you're just not punching hard enough.

>>128648491
>Fructose is the same as sugar.

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>>128647774
>Please be a nuke this time.

>>128647893
Literally EVERY poll shows a 55-65 seat gain for the Tories. YouGuvna use a very closed circuit to get results. Can't be trusted.

>>128649013
Not even that bad.

Music at the end is cheesy but he seems alright.

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explain this bongs

>>128648739
actually it was someone making this new thread and then not bothering to say it was a new thread

>>128648906
Its time to stop LARPing you desperate Labour shill.

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>split security from politics and the home office and make a tsar of security
What is this pajeet on about?

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>>128648465
I'm not going to trust some nobody in the internet over the most respected polling agency in the world tbqhfam

>>128649070
Second :-P

>May signs billion dollar arms deal with the Sauds
>They're invading Qatar right now

Wew

>>128649013
>Not voting Greg Knight

>>128648957
>implying there's any meaningful difference between fructose and glucose

Guess America is the thinnest country in the world seeing as they all consume HFCS

Oh, wait

>>128648345
Since this is just words on the internet, yes. I'm beat them all up and then go have sex with my gf who exists

>>128648450
ISIS are basically a less classy IRA.

Ah, the days of the IRA. Back then, terrorists had manners.

FUCK THREAD SPLITTERS!!!!

>>128649078
Yeah I'd go for him desu, quite nimble and quick on my feet so I could always get away if the tables turned.

What about you fella?

>>128649164
By all means don't, I'm looking forward to the autistic screeching from you lot

>>128648670
LOL the fucking fruit mong

because i have two pieces a day

you need to fucking kill yourself

>>128649020
My managers and coworkers are all white. They used to be liberal but today they've been openly advocating mass deportations.

Even my massively liberal gf says we should be putting muslims in camps. Considering that she used to be a green voter and is now backing UKIP, you can see how much this is fucking with people.

Let's hope it carries on. MUSLIMS OUT.

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>3 terrorist attacks in 2 months and general election only hours away
>thread is about fruit

Things I believe in:

>Nationalisation of key infrastructure to provide cheap electricity and commuting which will boost the economy.

>Abolition of any and all student grants, everything must be a loan administered directly by government (no Student Loans Company), and it must be paid IN FULL (abolition of 30 year write-off)

>Net neutrality enshrined into law, similar to first point. Set up nationally owned ISP with protections from MI5 MI6 GCHQ packet sniffing.

>One in one out immigration policy.

>Apprentices get the same deal as uni students.

>GM crops immediately legalised

>Hunting of any and all wildlife banned. Humane relocation only.


Debate me. Checkmate partisan shillbots.

>>128649013
what is this real? i love the song

>>128649155
eBay does this every time anything fucking happens, nobody gives a fuck eBay, Jesus.

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>2 days remain

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>>128649019

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>>128648750
Nothing really.

You can get pepper spray quite easily online, and one of these are devastating:

>>128649155
Normies need a way to feel like they're helping without actually doing anything. Keeps em outta trouble.

>>128648968
>Implying that modern fruit isn't about 3x more sugary than it was 500 years ago
>Implying that you should be eating any sugary foods

>>128648957
>Implying you shouldn't be living off meat, vegetables and water

>>128649325
Good goy, fruit is good for you! Fat makes you fat! The most important thing in health is exercise! Don't forget to not eat too much meat!

>>128649013
Greg knight
A man
A hero
A conservitive.

>>128649164
>the most respected polling agency in the world
Proptip: in most polling circles yougov is a joke

>looking at northern ireland
>actually seems like a good place

No gay marriage, gun rights, cheap housing, quite literally 99.2 percent white, comfy seaside, rural, no hate speech laws, cute girls and so on.

Why is it a literal warzone is more sensible than the rest of the UK?

REMINDER

At midnight I'll be recording the results from this as Brit/pol/'s official pre-GE prediction:

http://www.strawpoll.me/13121864
http://www.strawpoll.me/13121864
http://www.strawpoll.me/13121864
http://www.strawpoll.me/13121864

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IsbT--C3Io

GREG KNIGHT
R
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K
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IsbT--C3Io

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>>128648170
>Silly billy

New Labour is not Corbyn Labour
New Labour was Thatcher Lite - neolib/neocon globalist establishment
May is neolib/neocon globalist establishment

>>128649386
I told somebody I have about 2 pieces of fruit a day and they went fucking apeshit like a bunch of autists. Bet they're all fat cunts anyway
>>128649476

Hahaha you're fucking pathetic you waste of oxygen.

>>128647774
He's taking a gamble there, isn't he?

If another attack happens, sure, he'll look like a real Nostradamus.

But if nothing happens he looks like a hysterical fool.

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>ISIS Now have access to dirty bomb production and will use such on the United Kingdom before the end of Ramadam

>>128649402
>>One in one out immigration policy.
How do you fix the aging population boom?

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>>128649261

Personally i'd take advantage of the fact that i'm a big cunt who likes a pie or two. If i ran straight at them i could play muslim bowling.

If those were legit seppuku vests though... not the wisest decision, but punching a terrorist in the face is worth a knighthood surely?

>>128649482
You know this how?

>>128649325
>Getting this emotional over fruit

>>128649511
>New Labour is not Corbyn Labour
Literally 80% of the MPs are the same people

>>128649457
>>128649428

what does it mean though?
we stand together with the moderate muslims, i am guessing

it's some "they won't divide us" propaganda, isn't it?

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>BONG

Man Wears Same Shoes For 60 Years

>>128649035
or for support to utterly collapse for the tories amongst the 60+ demo who aren't thrilled about the dementia tax, and the weirdazoid labour->tory NE englanders who need the triple lock to keep playing the slot at weatherspoons. theres going to be a long hard period of reflection amongst certain sections of the polling community come next monday

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>>128649078
Just gotta know where the windpipe is.

Also remember the basics of CQC, If a Terrorist came at me id barrel roll at him to catch him off guard, then grab him from behind and stick my knife in his windpipe while disarming him at the same time, then id use his dying body as a shield while firing at his buddies from behind his back with his rifle.

>>128649494
What the actual fuck is this man?

>>128649484
Soros has already started in NI mate

>>128649575
>how do you fix people dying
It fixes itself?

>>128649155
>we stand together
because trains are overcrowded and we have to

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>>128649511

really

>>128649527
Behold the mind captive to the sugar jew, look at how he lashes out in wild rage at the mere suggestion that the sugar jew is not as good as he thinks it is, merely because it's in "natural" form.

This is your mind on sugar. Even more destructive than veganism.

>>128649402
>>Nationalisation of key infrastructure to provide cheap electricity and commuting which will boost the economy.
Does the opposite, look at any developed nation. Grow up.
>>Abolition of any and all student grants, everything must be a loan administered directly by government (no Student Loans Company), and it must be paid IN FULL (abolition of 30 year write-off)
Should just be a normal loan
>>Net neutrality enshrined into law, similar to first point. Set up nationally owned ISP with protections from MI5 MI6 GCHQ packet sniffing.
Agree but should be private or decentralised.
>>One in one out immigration policy.
Better than what we currently have
>>Apprentices get the same deal as uni students.
?
>>GM crops immediately legalised
Kys
>>Hunting of any and all wildlife banned. Humane relocation only
Kys

>>128649122
>fructose isn't sugar

>>128649586
They're constantly shit on by other pollsters when they put out shit like the hung parliament predictions.

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>>128647814
>WELCOME TO BRIT/POL/, THE NEWS TONIGHT AT 10...
>BONG
Don't forget this nigger, anon.

>>128648403
community policing keeping an eye on the mosques and following up on terror hotline tips

>>128649402
>Set up nationally owned ISP with protections from MI5 MI6 GCHQ packet sniffing.
Those protections would be eroded further down the line, bad idea desu.

>>128649609
HAHAHAHAH you numb cunt. This thread is about fruit because I made a post in another thread saying I have about 2 pieces a day. I'm the emotional one? Tell it to the 50 people giving me (you)'s for saying "eh, fruit is alright"

>>128649527
he's one of these people whose diet consists of 98% protein and spends 2 weeks trying to take a shit

>>128649657
It's basically "They Will Not Divide Us", yes. It means nothing, but it's a way for normies to think they're helping. It's also a phrase for MP's and shit to throw around.

The other one floating around was "Love over Hate" or some shit.

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>>128649691
>>128649494

>>128648750
These things are a bit faggotish but still better than fuck all

http://hiconsumption.com/2015/10/best-self-defense-keychain-tools-for-edc/

If you don't mind being arrested and imprisoned then carry one of these

https://www.security-discount.com/en/Batons-Tonfa

>>128649780
Haha, no sweetie that's not true.

DUDE FRUCTOSE LMAO

>>128648750
You need a shield. A 1/4 in plastic plate shaped to fit a back pack. Straps midway on the back of the back pack. Back pack shield. Will stop a knife, manoverable, leaves a hand free for a weapon.

>>128649755
YES

I LASH OUT AT FUCKING IDIOTS BECAUSE I EAT FRUIT

holy shit you are all fucking retarded you have no idea

>>128649575
Families should be looking after their own. Absolute STATE of people who don't do this.

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>>128649484

Not for much longer.

>>128649186
has it started?

>>128649670

I too have played Call of Duty, sir.

>>128649670
Kek'd

>>128648748
>not exclusively eating raw meat from animals you killed yourself with no weapons through persistence hunting

>Survation
Con: 41.5%
Lab: 40.4%

https://twitter.com/jamin2g/status/871849719315800064

https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/871850752242745348

>>128648968
>>128648957

Indeed, I for one only consume sugar from sugar cane trees

It's "natural" after all!

>>128649078
>Swebrit
Where are you? I'm in Uppsala

t. another expat living in Sweden

>>128649824
Yeah, this.

>>128649160
i'm LARPing, but only as a shill. i'm just a guy who knows two dudes that work (independently) in the westminster / media complex and what i heard from one of them 2 months ago, and one this morning said that was Abbot was gonna leave HS because of a deal with Jarvis. It's fine to not believe me because we can just reconvene this discussion tomorrow once you are proven incorrect.

how did nuttal do?

>>128649657
Pretty much, the new way of dealing with conflict is ignoring it and mounting your high horse seemingly. OH, you killed 8 people, well guess what SWEETIE? WE stand together ;)

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Set my tinder location to Bradford to look for paki slags

Instead see this

JUST
U
S
T

(Ignore the last seen date my app version is old as fuck so I can still use fake locations)

>>128649910
Pure autism. Or sugar addiction. Pick one.

>>128649755
Our closest relatives eat fruit. Hunter gatherers (ie 90% of human history) ate mostly fruit, nuts and smaller amounts of meat.

>>128649922
It's Happening.

Actually Fructose Metabolizes in a worse way than pure Glucose.

t. Athlete

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>>128649527
>unironically eating fruit and veg as part of a balanced diet
REEEEEE fuck off agri-industry shill

>>128649434
>General Election
>E3 straight after

I don't know which I'm more excited for.

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>>128648347
>Soon.

>>128650043
It's probably autism. But fuck me, you're a fucking idiot.

>>128649213
>HFCS, a highly concentrated and processed sugar from maize, is the same as regular fructose from a banana and yanks are essentially eating lots of fruit

>>128649645

They will be purged. Labour membership has tripled to nearly 600,000 under Corbyn (four times the size of the Tory Party) and overwhelmingly supports him. There just hasn't been time yet...

>>128649867
>sweetie
Ah, I see I've been baited

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Well?

>>128649859
so that shitty video actually worked on the people?


this country really deserves a tory goverment.

>>128649545
When is Pride again?

>>128649702
Immigrants are coming in and taking on job roles that look after the elderly, and the elderly are living in to their 80s/90s, you need more immigrants to take on those job roles. As the aging population begins to boom (as it has been since the early 00s) you'll need Filipino carers, etc, en masse in order to look after them. British priorities simply don't put the social care sector as a particularly worthwhile "profession". How will 1 in 1 out solve that problem, which will exist for the next 50-60 years easy, when for every immigrant being "replaced" they necessitate replacing the job of 3?

>>128649545
Don't, mate.

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>>128650091
KEK. I know right. Can't believe I get called a 'good goy' for having a balanced diet lmao

>>128650063
They ate fruit seasonally and it wasn't the cross-bred trash that farmer make nowadays that makes it as sweet as possible

>>128650068
links?

>>128650137
Don't do it m8

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>3 more sleeps until Labour get BTFO

>>128649666
I am imagining some reduction in older Tory votes, but I think they'll abstain rather than vote LAB.

The polling companies all need closing down desu. They're just propaganda machines and they're all a bunch of cunts, though it is fun to see Momentum get their hopes up

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>>128650137
GOOD GOY
ALL FRUIT IS BAD FOR YOU
NO EXCEPTIONS

>>128650040
Tinder is quality, I still like OkCupid for looking up trannies and tumbleristas but the sheer range of rejects you find on Tinder cant be matched.

>>128649824
>>128649996
>sugar jews cannot even conceive of a decent alternative diet

My diet is like 50% veg, my shits are fine

Why can't Germany be run by this women instead of Merkel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bE-DEt85uVU

>>128649966
>Survation
The tory lead is up 0.1% from their other one from 3 days back. It's also bollocks

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>>128650161
If there is a shortage of labour then innovation will provide solutions. The worse the problem gets the more profitable a solution becomes. Economics 101.

>>128649971

Fucking Ayy lad! Not too far from you actually.

Enköping right now, but gonna be moving to Västerås in a couple of weeks.

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Have we radicalized eachother?

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I've begun to notice that with every British happening bong general gets filled with foreigners babbling gibberish and americans wobbling and screaming. This is perhaps understandable. The issue is then they don't fucking leave.

This is starting to vex me more than the actual attacks.

>>128649966

YOU JUST GOT

CROBYN'D

>>128650137
Allergic to the fuckers.

Used to get afternoons off school by eating one. Good times, the 90s.

>>128649758
>Does the opposite, look at any developed nation. Grow up.

Transport for London is a great example. Also go count how many utilities are owned by other countries.

>Should just be a normal loan
Don't want banks slowing down economy by putting barriers in place to those who will succeed.
>Agree but should be private or decentralised.
Decentralised is good but tech isn't there yet. Private causes us to lag behind because of retarded capitalists like OpenReach
>?
Access to loans during education stage. Pay of through future pay packets. We lack vocational learning.
>Kys
Rationalise
>Kys
Rationalise

>>128650299
>replying to everyone shitting on fruit

Are you mad that people are pointing out your addiction?

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>>128649822
Honestly lad, calm the fuck down. I know ramadan can be difficult but you're allowed to eat now, the sun has gone.

>>128650137
Maniac put those away

>>128650238
Syria general.

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>>128650309
>My diet is like 50% veg
Holy fuck lmao.

>>128650450
>addiction to fruit

these fucking posters tonight hahah

>>128649454
>>128649862
Dont want to carry anything that could get me in legal trouble, just want to find something that isn't a weapon but can be used to at least stand somewhat of a chance if some fucker comes along with a knife. I live in Birmingham so quite concerned about the potential of attacks happening on polling day.

Also does anyone know what time of day is usually best to go vote when it's quiet? Would rather go when there wont be a big group of people around so its less of a target for them

>>128650137
Yeees goyim, yeeeees, eat the HEALTHY fruit, it's good for you goy!

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>He actually eats Food

Kek, Jew'd

>>128649695
What is he doing?

>>128650137
I've never tried these, looks too foreign for me. Give me good, old fashioned fruits like bananas and apples please.

>>128649809
Protections only erode if people stand by and let it happen. Absolute STATE of democracy in this country to be honest.

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>>128650205
Me and B7VHeyQi live off a diet solely consisting of Twiglets and Oven Chips, and we turned out fine. You're a fruit junkie mate
>>128650226
Just eat heritage cultivars then you fucking mongoloid

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>>128650242
>Yougov and Survation on friday

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>>128650452
Why blow yourself up when you can sell fruit and kill people that way, right?

>>128650395

fUCK SHE WAS SEXY

>>128647467
SAVE A TORY, BIN THAT LORRY

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>tfw this thread isn't called the Fruit Edition

>>128650361
That's not a solution, that's an estimation. Explain how a 1:1 job role, such as that of a carer of the elderly, can be innovated beyond what it has been (with care homes).

Hint - I know the solution, but you're too stupid to get it ;).

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>>128650583
>Me and B7VHeyQi live off a diet solely consisting of Twiglets and Oven Chips, and we turned out fine.

>>128650586
Don't get it

kek http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-40124781

>>128650533
Funding pro-abortion charities, funding pro-gay marriage groups. Usual Soros Nosferatu type shit.

>>128649122
Only retards think fructose is the same as glucose+fructose.

Learn some physiological biochemistry. The rate limiting step in stage 1 of using sugar for energy (aka glycolysis) is phosphofructokinase.

That means that sugar can't be used any faster than that one step/reaction can happen.

Fructose bypasses that step. Thus, your body undergoes glycolysis faster, meaning it turns it into energy faster. Since your body isn't likely to use that extra energy during the shortened duration, you're more likely to store it as fat.

So sugar is 50% glucose/50% fructose. High fructose corn syrup is 55%/45% or in soda often 65fruc/35. Sometimes its 42fruc/68 but usually that's mixed with 90%fruc/10%.

>>128650519
I definitely did not advise this but a small cloth bag full of change is actually a surprisingly effective weapon and easy enough for a defence barrister to explain should it become relevant.

>>128650769
Didn't mean to quote you

>>128650395
I would have tried so hard to fuck her at uni. Maybe if that had happened she wouldn't have turned into such a mental fucking retard, or maybe she'd have been worse. Fuck knows.

>>128650714
We know your game, shill

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>>128649386
>>3 terrorist attacks in 2 months and general election only hours away
>>thread is about fruit
I agree. Let's talk about vegetables.

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>>128650420

>>128650619
>yfw Hillary was a conservative in her teens and it wasn't until she got to (((university))) that she became a sociopath lefty

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>a challenger appears

>>128649966

Make sure you go and vote anon, wouldn't want the disaster that is Labour.

;-)

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>>128648476
fucking kek

>>128650519
>I live 20 minutes from Birmingham
Old enough to remember Eddies No. 8 lad?

>>128649966
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/871858754769301504

>>128650811
>utilising glycolysis at all
>not relying on ketones instead

It's like you want diabetes

>>128650797
Everyone is racist, just in varying degrees.

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>>128648170
Still thinking what party is in power changes who makes the (((law)))

Sure.

Ah yes, truth. Funny how everyone is always asking for it but when they get it they don't believe it because it's not the truth they want to hear.
Helena Cassadine

>>128650849
You know, it is only 2 pieces a day, might aswell embrace it and go full-on fruit missionary, 100% diet at this point according to you.

>>128647774
>tfw meant to be going on a night out in Hackney on Friday.

May take a taser with me desu

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Tories can't be caught, it is mathematically impossible.

>>128650297
I know a guy 71 years old voting Tory for the first time. Was stout Labour, because of Brexit.

>>128650880
Legit looks like Advocado hand thing that was going around last month

>>128650797
Imagine that, acknowledging peoples race, because you know, that's a thing. I swear to fuck, if these are the greatest minds we have left moving forward I may as well off myself now.

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>>128650895
Yuck!

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>>128650898

>Cornwall Tory MP tells hustings: "I'm really pleased we have foodbanks"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8aRD9DNDsI [Embed]

>Amber Rudd asks Chair to intervene at a hustings in Rye 3/6/2017 to silence an opposing candidate's allegations of her links to 'terrorist funders' Saudi Arabia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToBQ7weCBok [Embed]

>Theresa May Wants To Regulate The Internet
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-internet-regulated-london-bridge-terror-attack-google-facebook-whatsapp-borough-security-a7771896.html

>Theresa May warned by Manchester police (in 2015) that cuts risked terror attack
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/may/20/stop-scaremongering-and-prepare-for-further-cuts-theresa-may-tells-police

Literally fuck off if you're voting for Tory scum.

>>128650943
Just wait for the retweets to flow

>>128651108
Arkivert

>http://independent co uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-internet-regulated-london-bridge-terror-attack-google-facebook-whatsapp-borough-security-a7771896.html
https://archive.is/pvZTq
>https://theguardian com/politics/2015/may/20/stop-scaremongering-and-prepare-for-further-cuts-theresa-may-tells-police
https://archive.is/fNGWQ

>>128651033
>dude it's just one can of coke a day lmao

>>128650880

A dog went paki hunting?

>>128650026
>>128648906
>Major cabinet replacements two days before a general election.
Labour can't be this retarded.

>yanks outside this thread seem unaware we're even having an election
Will we get a sticky?

>>128651058
>48% of 1 is 0

>>128650895
wow please delete this weapon of mass destruction immediately!

>>128647774
Lads how long till we round up these Muslims and sit them all in the chair one by one.

RIDE THE LIGHTNING

>>128651131
hahahahaha, dumbass

Lads are we right wing radicals?

>>128650581
>Protections only erode if people stand by and let it happen
>Stand by
We're practically voting for it in 3 days time, it's ridiculous that they haven't been grilled on this internet censorship by the media at all.

>>128651114
You're doing a pretty good job anon

>>128651165
Stickies are cancer and are only good for segregating the foreigners from our threads.

>>128651108
Thank God I was worried you werent going to post it this thread.

>>128651165
Please no. I'd rather not invite the rest of /pol/ round again.

>>128650880
Looks like the dumb cunt closed the door on her hand.

>>128651139
They're better of faking a Diane Abbot massive heart attack.

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>>128649867
>Haha, no sweetie that's not true.
Is this you, sweetie?

>>128651222
Never. Islam is now a quintessentially British institution now.

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Would you pretend you're Muslim for a vegan film student lads?

>>128650519
Wear steel toed boots. Should be doing this anyway, they're comfy as fuck.

You can't carry anything really lad. Anything used as a weapon will be classed as a weapon, whether it's a bottle of wine or a bike lock. And if carrying it for the reason of protection or attack, and the police can prove that beyond reasonable doubt, you'll be done in the same way as if you had a knife.

You could dress as a Yank and carry a baseball bat. Just make sure you have a ball too.

It will be quietest at about 2pm if my local ones are anything to go by.

>>128650597
kek.

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>all these fructose industry shills and kikes ITT

What the fuck lads. Stop trying to make me eat fruit, pork scratchings are the real healthfood.

NEW THREAD

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>Fruit, killing your women and children?
>It's more likely than you think!

>>128651114
norwegian archiving at an incredibly hihg speed

>>128650619
She still is.

NEW THREAD, FRUITFAGS NOT WELCOME

>>128651337
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>>128651335
im not gay

>Me and B7VHeyQi live off a diet solely consisting of Twiglets and Oven Chips, and we turned out fine.
Maybe you and B7VHeyQi should get married then.

>>128651195

Nope, Tories set to get 2 million UKIP votes according to Comres. 48% now, in February it was 20%.

FRUITMONGS FUCK OFF, NO FRUIT FAGS

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Is brit/pol/ back to being comfy yet?

>>128650519
Backpack shields legal. Not a weapon but if you've ever used a shield you will know how versatile they are. Also is still a back pack, can carry stuff.

>>128650943
>>128651110
Survation is literally the only pollster this close, and the only one showing a further labour surge, and not a slight shift back to the tories. What the fuck are they doing?
Also, let the mongs retweet it alone, it just builds their hopes up.

>>128651428
>>128651388
>30 posts early

fuck off

>>128651428
At least wait until around post 285 in this one. Have some decency.

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>>128651241
Radical centrist anarcho-voluntarist.

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>tfw the Tories fail to even get a majority
>tfw Labour, SNP and LibDems don't have enough seats together to form a progressive alliance coalition
>tfw in a surprise twist of fate, UKIP have gained seats due to anti-islam sentiment in Leave seats due to the terrorism
>tfw the Tories get rid of May for being a failure, bring in a good right-wing leader
>tfw Tory-UKIP-DUP coalition

i would be so happy

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>>128650036
>>128649829

Britain is a sick joke.

Who else here looking forward to the /HungParliament/?

NEW

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>>128651335
I would have sex with her. I wouldn't pretend to be a Muslim. I would destroy her life by going full anti-Islam after eating her mum's best curry and watch from afar as her brother acid attacks her.

Then I'd move house because I don't want to get Jihaded

>>128651596
wow so brave

>>128651260
Fundamentally this country's inhabitants now crave a government that regulates every inch of their lives while giving them a little pocket money. Completely disillusioned with all sides desu, not voting because FPTP shenanigans meaning there is literally no point, even if I liked a party.

Right now we need Corbyn just so this country goes through turmoil and upheavel.

>>128648756
Everyone is fuxking talking about it. I sense it's all changing. If I saw a Muslim I'd bash them (satire obviously).

What were the crowds you saw mobbing Muslims?

I'm still not sure whether to stay up all night on Thursday to watch election coverage or to go to sleep as I have a uni exam on Friday morning.

If only the election was 1 day earlier/later... Sad!

>>128651621
Not happening.

>>128651335
>Pretend you're Muslim

What is this retards end game? Just to have you pretend you're a Muslim for the rest of your life with her so she doesn't get melted by her parents? No thanks.

>>128648756
Why swerve. Should tell em to fuxk off home.

>>128648345

Considering I bayonet a fedayeen fighter in basra I think I would rather enjoy to prospect of getting my hands on a militant on home soil.

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;_;

>>128651335
I would pretend to be a Muslim for some of that halal meat, not for her though.

>>128650957
Honestly I need to get on that ketosis shit again. I feel healthier and look better though muscles can get kinda flat. Still, it leaves me in like a permanently good mood.

>>128651447
We already are you bigot

>>128649331
Everything is at fuckin boiling point.

>>128651851
>mancs and londoners
>together

>>128651851
TERRORISTS BTFO

>>128651851
What is this stupid bee shit about?

>>128651335
Id pretend to be a vegan

>>128648345
i would stop everyone holding them back and emphasize that they're not real muslims and they're practicing a perverse form of islam

>>128651139
it's literally the torie's last leg. she can just go on tv and say
'I have been honored to serve my party as SHS during this campaign, but on reflection I feel my talents will be better used in a different capacity. On that note please welcome Maj Dan Jarvis, SHS.'
no one would bat an eye, and the tories would yet again find themselves with all their eggs in a rapidly vanishing basket.
watch the news tomorrow lunchtime.