coup in qatar: ETA 45 mins

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>>128646780

do it pussy

>>128647233

check news in 40 mins

>>128647521
>implying qatar intelligence agencies dont browse this site and just saw your post

Good job, now you prevented the coup.

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>>128647826

there is no turning back. also whatever msm will say, it's literally all about "airport and airline wars". not pipeline this time.

>>128646780
Where do you know that from

>>128648244

it doesnt matter.

also it's related to lufthansa too.

g2g

>>128648420
Yeah nice laarp niggernerd.

FAKE NEWS
i hope

>>128648877
>>128643722
it's fake news, someone spreading it intentionally and reposters are useful idiots

>>128647826
>Literally who browse boards.4chan.org/pol/
I don't even think we have Qatar posters

>>128648877
>>128649168

Oh fuck off

It would make sense, why waste all those fancy buildings when you get just remove a king and replace him with another king?

>>128648877
Prepare your anus

21 minutes left. Taking a bite and bumping.

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>>128646780
If anyone needs to archive Media stories on Qatar during the last six months, now's the time.

>>128648877
You ready to have your ass taken to pound town?

>>128648089
Tell me more

>>128649623
>>128650276
Wtf is with you americans and fucking asses. Pretty gay imo

>>128648877
S

>>128650372
Is your goat ready to get taken to pound town? There I updated it for your culture

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>tfw whole country is engulfed in war against the rest of the peninsula
>american bases just put an extra padlock on and continue bombing isis like nothing's happening outside the gates

>>128646780
Wtf is going on here? Who's the lesser evil? Qatar or the Saudi niggers?

>>128648089
Doha vs Dubai? I know people at both

>>128648877

Your flag looks like an ice cream sandwich

>>128651051
A FUCKING im hungry now

>>128651051
Yours looks like norfolk island and lebanon had a retarded child and tried to abort it

>>128651339
STFU Kinder pengui im hungry

>>128650763
Both bad and both fund terrorist groups, but I hate Qatar much more than I hate Saudi. I'd like the world to be rid of Qatar. Someday maybe Saudi as well, but for today, if it can be Qatar I'll be very happy.

>>128651657
Then go eat you fat fuck

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me rn

>>128651823
I'd love some Kinder Pengui right now

Fucking LARPer

>>128648877
Be safe anon.

>>128651051
>>128651823
Flag of Qatar looks tasty though.

>>128651823
Sadly its 1 am, shops are closed

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>>128651823
deliciously rare

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>>128653112

>>128651823

Whats going on in your country Qataribro? What's the Qatari angle on ostracization?

T+7,any happenings?

>>128651051
>>128651339

Leaf just got SERVED!

Here is their state news agency:
http://www.qna.org.qa/en-us/Home

http://www.albawabaeg.com/93045 ???
this is no confirmation, bear in mind

>>128651723
Looks like we will be holding the world cup in 2022

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>>128655134
>mfw all those indians died building the stadiums for nothing

>>128655134
Nah, I think this whole thing will just blow over. Its just wishful thinking me hoping Qatar gets removed.

>>128655134
Fuck no, I don't have an image converter for upside down TV

>>128655455
we'll just have to see what the digits say

>>128649064
Both got d.ubs. Coincidence?

FUCK!!!

What's gonna happen to their new water park and 7 mile long mall?

>>128655455
Bring it back to Germany. Literally the only country capable of doing this without many $$$ to spent

>>128656606
You don't know who the greatest god is :(

>>128655361
Nobody in Australia even wanted it, we're only upset that they stole it from us

>>128655512
underrated post

What are the implications?
I hope gasoline prices don't get to the fucking clouds, as it happens when these sand niggers start killing each other...

>>128656891
But if you spend money on this then how is little Ahmed able get his new Xbox?

>>128654099
It fucking down, is it really happening?

>>128654099
Wew its actually down. Is this how ww3 starts?

>>128650543
kek

>>128654099
Kek, it's not responding
SKYKING? SKYKING? HELOLO ANYONE HERE?
Nobody home

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>>128651339

>>128654099
disruption of communications can mean only one thing. invasion.

>>128651823
>>128651339
>>128650372
And let it be recorded in history that Qatar went down as a nation of bonafide banter

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>>128648877
>I hope

>>128646780
And so it begins.

>>128654099
Bump, anyone from qatar still here?

>>128658400
Have you tried connecting from different locations, trying to find any Qatari media outlet

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>>128658527
press f to pay respects. rip in peace ice cream sandwich.

Bump

>OP claims coup in 45mins
>55 mins later state run media is down in Qatar

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>>128651339
CERTIFIED BANTS

ACTUALLY CRYING RIGHT NOW

>>128652024
Is that Amadjihad?

>>128651339
best reply ever

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Locationzzzzz

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>>128651339
Fucking christ Qatar, that was some serious bloody banter

>>128651339
>>128651823
>>128650372
Your bants will be missed weird country I hear about but have no idea what it is or where it is but it has a funny flag so that's cool.

>>128659657
>kiwi education

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Why do we suddenly care about Qatar's well known links to terrorism.

Oh, wait...

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>>128658400
>>128658644
>>128648877
>>128654099
>>128656644

>>128659785
>American Education, alright kids today we're going to learn about random bumfuck Middle East and African countries that have literally no relevance to anything, but might appear in the news in a few years instead of teaching you any useful skills. And afterwards we all get to eat Mc Donalds! Yaaaaay!

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"dear people of Qatar, pay denbts to ISrael, they are really cool guys
T. Saudi"
-lol Schlomo, call their mom a wore also
-done!
*send*

http://m.dw.com/en/qatar-official-state-news-agency-hacked-sensitive-articles-published/fromDesktop

>>128660050
>so today in Kiwi School we'll show you the proper way to insert your penis into a sheep's anus

>>128659817
He also critized the close saudi links with Israel

A couple of days later there is a freakin invasion

>>128660280
It's a useful skill, it's like Women, once they've gained a dependency on your cock it's easy to do what you like with them. For example sheering.

>>128651339

tfw I look up what Norfolk Island and Lebanon flags actually look like and realize it's unironically decent banter

>>128648877
Qatai bro I am sorry :(

>>128660050
They have the third largest gas reserves on earth, the largest US base in the middle east, the most important airline in the middle east, are a major sponsor of Al Qaida and the main financier of the MB and just about to be declared war against by the rest of the sunni arab world.

So yeah, they are not exactly completely irrelevant

>>128660709
WHAT DO YOU KNOW SAUDIBRO

IS IT TANKS IN 30 MINS

>>128660772
How relevant were they to New Zealand a few years ago?

Also, I didn't take geography because it looked boring so that might have been a factor...

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Did you guys know that there are only 2 (TWO) countries on earth that don't have elected parliaments (including North Korea btw).

They are Saudi Arabia and.......Qatar.

>>128659332

Yah he supposedly left office with same exact net worth and likes sleeping on floor. Probably good for the back.

>>128660775
I don't really know, I hope not though

>>128660775
wtf would Saudi know
We need to wait for Israel anons to come bless the goyim with information.

>>128661067
but Qatar's king is shit.

>>128661067

Firesale on Saudi tanks soon.....very low abandonments.

>>128661021
sleeping on the floor can be comfy desu

>>128661189

...a least he is not a Yahudi.

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THEY GOT HIM!

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>>128661188
>those numbers
WHERE ARE THE JUDEN

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>>128661359
Sir, I've got multiple kikes on the JEWDAR. But, They're not showing themselves...

>>128652024
A paki ?

>>128651051
It's clearly a chocoallah't bar

>>128651823
can we have your clay after you collapse please?

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>>128651339

>>128662039
>implying Saudi Arabia shares

>>128651339
That's rich coming from flag that looks like a literal shit stain. Next time you pull out the white flag to surrender don't wipe your ass with it.

>>128649168
It's all the dudes posting from their phones at the US base

nothing happened.............

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>>128662312
Why are Canadian bants the worst bants?

>>128662493
Qatar anon went dark
Their website went dark

It's almost nothing, but not quite.

>>128646780
>Arab Nations Break Ties With Qatar After $150 Million Contract Offered To Kill President Trump
Is this real roach?

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>>128662312
>French
>Lecturing people on surrender and white flags

>>128657617
>how is little Ahmed able get his new Xbox?
Confiscate it from little Klaus

>>128662312
shhh you ruined it...just take it like the bitch your country is

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>>128651339

>>128651723
Let's not forget that Qatar indirectly funds TYT via Al Jazeera. And has slaves.

>>128651051

>mfw, I have mint ice cream sanndwiches in the freezer now

>>128663380
okay it's time we stop bringing up ice cream sandwiches

please

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And to think without Trump, Saudi Arabia wouldn't have the balls to take out it's competitor.

God bless Trump. Let's end terrorism. By making Saudi Arabia Powerful Again... so that they may fund their own terrorist organizations, redistribute charities to anti-American tribes, and overall, reek havoc on the Middle-East and redirect all blame towards the west.

>>128646780

The threads on the brewing war were deleted by the mods, I think.

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>>128651339

>>128663003
That's some low energy bantz I am hearing, what to tired to think after all the sheep fucking?

Is this how the Deep State is going to operate from now on?
Coups in the middle of the night?
Nation's sold to the like of Saudi Arabia for not towing the CF line?
I'd care but it's all so tiresome now.

>>128664116
check my flag again you useless leaf

>>128664171

The last I heard, the Saudi and UAE navies were moving into positions off the coast, with threats from King Roach for them to back the fuck off.

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>>128664116
>>128664394
>TFW Straya get's confused for NZ
Get fucked Straya.

>>128664394
Oh my bad, you were the ones lost that war against fucking emu. At lest New Zealand doesn't get fucked by animals.

>>128664116
>can tell the difference between nz and aus

I thought you chinese were good at geography?

>>128665073
"Can't" you retarded burger. Stop larping as someone Qatar.

>>128660050
You're assuming alot that the American edumication system teaches students Geography. Most can't find their ass on a map unless GPS shows them.

>>128665925
>leaf gets BTFO
>LARPER PROXY SHILL BUGABOOO WAAH

many such cases

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>>128665073
these are some nuclear-grade bants, Qatar.

>>128666187
inshallah

>>128664394
same same

>>128646780
Awww based Kenan, my eternal Ezel <3

>>128666145
kek

wait you're being honest

KEK

>>128668366
He just went to shite school, I can find Kiwi land on a map with my penis while I'm blindfolded

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>>128666187
It's like Lesotho banter saga from /sp/ godspeed Qatarbro

>>128650372
RARE
A----R
R----A
ERAR

>>128669320
Didn't that guy follow the leaf around and absolutely roast him?
If you have it post pls

>>128666187

I hope all will be well with Qatar. Hang in there brah! Don't let the saluli's undermine the brotherhood between the gulf countries

>>128669605
Are you going to leave?

>>128662403
If they keep it up, the mil contractor will put a block to 4chan.

>>128648089
could you elaborate? In what way are you involved as to have prior knowledge?

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>>128669605
He actually followed some Canadians posters and kept bantering them, it wasn't just one leaf. Too bad the autistic /sp/ mod banned him

>>128649168
yes we do

>>128662312
No class...

>>128648877
your flag is the most beautiful thing i have ever seen. its a white chocolate candy bar with the label peeled back perfect

>>128662853
It's a white flag with a peel-able leaf just in case.

>>128649317
Kek

>>128663642
It's actually a great idea. Obama created the vacuum in Iraq pulling out in 2011 that caused the Baathists to freak over the Persians taking over. So when they (Sunnis) formed the Islamic State it was to address this. When the retards from all over the world joined ISIS, it got out of hand and now it's time to shut it down, but not before the Arabs can form a LEGAL alliance via treaty.

>>128649168

You can browse pol, but you cannot post on it. Most other boards are banned.
You have to ask permission from the Ministry of Islamic affairs to get approval to post or to have certain sites unblocked. They also restrict VPN usage on the Pearl for lower tier workers and employees.

>>128646780
can anyone give me a tldr of whats going on here?

>>128671584
sand niggers getting mad at dune coons for doing the same shit they're doing

>>128671584
The Qatar poster is making some really good flag jokes

>>128672038
who is gna take over after said coup?
>>128672068
ty

>>128672038
fuck off back, to reddit

They have 6 days before shit really hit the fan, if it even does.

>>128646780
Erdogan should return the fucking money to Qatar and Saudi Arabia. He fucking took the money and Assad is still in power after 6 years of war.

Return the fucking money you thief

>>128661306
fuck yahudis

>>128646780
M O N G O L - R O A C H

>>128651339
Thank you sir for that top kek. Wishing you all the best for whatever is gonna happen next in this little saga.

ok OP nigga 45 mins was 3 hours ago. WHERE'S THE COUP??

C O U P
O
U
P

>>128651339
underrated

>>128646780
fuck saudi arabia,

sincerely the muslim world

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>>128651339

>>128676189
>flag

checks out

>>128651339
How dose it fel knowin dat ur ayyrab broz chose izreal ova u ? gg

maybe next time be frandz with iran

>>128676829
shoulden't u be suckin off isrzel

>>128651051
t. reddit

>>128651339

I don't want Qatar to fall now just so the bants can stay.

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>>128666187

>>128669605
>>128669605
10/10 proxy

It's been 45 minutes, nothing

Qatarbro is about to get wiped off the map. As a an arabbro, wat do?

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>>128648877
Hope doesn't mean jack shut in this century. Sorry anon, we're all going to get reamed in some way.

>>128681753
Fuck are you talking about faggot? It's been all over the news.

http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/05/middleeast/saudi-bahrain-egypt-uae-qatar-terror/

http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2017/06/qatar-fm-question-mark-future-gcc-crisis-170606001033685.html

http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2017/06/qatar-diplomatic-crisis-latest-updates-170605105550769.html

http://www.timesofisrael.com/israeli-official-qatar-a-pain-in-the-ass-for-other-arab-countries/

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-06-05/qatar-turmoil-fallout-flights-food-football-and-more

>>128683881
Archives
>http://cnn com/2017/06/05/middleeast/saudi-bahrain-egypt-uae-qatar-terror
https://archive.is/O04pJ
>http://aljazeera com/news/2017/06/qatar-fm-question-mark-future-gcc-crisis-170606001033685.html
https://archive.is/De4dK
>http://aljazeera com/news/2017/06/qatar-diplomatic-crisis-latest-updates-170605105550769.html
https://archive.is/rs31L