Do you hear the clarion call?

>>128644818
yup, send all the roasties over there and leave them there for ever

>>128644818
Spread this with a resounding "no" so that women get all huffy over it and then it becomes a real thing.
>women get worked up
>muh feminism
>get sent to Mars
>fails miserably

>>128644818

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>>128644818
I could see the first mission to Venus being all women.

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>>128644818
Yes, all women. Every last one.

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>>128644818
No. I want my space treehouse without any women fucking it all up.

>>128646354

Good man.

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>>128646354
Based old man. Removing degeneracy

>>128644818
Yes! All of my yes!

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I'm Imagining this, but on Mars

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1168182/Catfights-handbags-tears-toilets-When-producer-launched-women-TV-company-thought-shed-kissed-goodbye-conflict-.html

>>128644818
Yes so they can go die.

>>128645657
>fails miserably
>'Gee, I guess humanity isn't ready to explore the stars yet so you have to stay here for your own safety goyim'

>>128644818
What will they do if their Mars rover gets a flat tire?

>>128646354
God bless that old codger

>>128644818
Just post the fucking story about the all male and all female survivor islands.

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>>128646354
god bless you sir

What happens if they have to change a spare tire or change a fukkin light bulb .... eh ? ... fukkin jihad .....

>>128646354
>kick disgusting whore spewing menstrual blood all over the pavement
>she gets up and yells obscenities at me
>y-you too
>turn 360 degrees and walk away
Maybe one day.

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>>128646354
>remember that more and more of that based older mans generation die off by the day
feels bad man

>>128644818
But who will they ask directions if they get lost?

>>128644818

Yes. All black women.

Then send up an all-Muslim crew of women.

Then an all-Mexican crew of women.

Then an all-jew crew of women.

Then, after all of those fail miserably, send up all-white men so they can show how it's done.

I hope they bring enough batteries.


For their vibrators xddddd

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>Earth is dying, unable to further sustain human life. Mankind has thrown their last resources into creating a space ship that can reach a habitable planet. However, the space ship can only carry 10,000 people and little is known about the planet beyond gravity and oxygen levels. With the literal fate of humanity lying before us, who do we send and why?

>>128644818
I hear the siren call. Immigrants welcome?

Who would make the sandwiches on the way to Mars?Who would they blame for anything?
I cant see working on any level.

>>128648263
>500 billion dollars later

>>128648263
They'll blame the white crew from learning from the prevous crews as guinea pigs. You can't win.

>>128648263
This. Even though space doesn't exist, but your point is still accurate.

>>128644818
Women can't even do physical labor and we're supposed to believe they can go to Mars?

>>128648695
>space doesn't exist
Let me guess.Flat earth?

>>128648782
With Mars low gravity they can be almost as strong as a man on Earth.

>>128644818
Do you even have rockets to send them there?

>>128646354
I generally hate old people, especially when they drive, but damn they are useful sometimes

>mars
Why waste all this money on a dead rock and not focus on some place with actual potential of life, such as Europa or whatever the other moons of Jupiter were with oceans below their icy surface.

>>128649001
They bought enough of yours already I think

>>128649135
Mars holds the key to our past.Mars was destroyed by nuclear weapons.200 million years ago.
There is nothing more important in our solar system than Mars.

>>128648576
me because I am the last swede alive

No, Men are from Mars. Send the women to Venus.

>>128648576
>perfection doesn't exi...

>>128649383
lite för fräknig din jävla beta cuck

>>128644818
Only if they're lesbian highschoolers from Japan.

>>128649135
This. We should focus on the KitKat instead since it has more bars.

>>128644818
so long as they are over 30 or ugly, sure.

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>>128644818
> implying that humans can travel to other planets

>>128648263
They'll all be dying of radiation sickness, but at least all of the sheets and towels will be folded by the time the white men set foot on Mars soil.


Although I was under the impression that men get mars, while women get venus.

>>128649588
brb sending this to Manga Time Kirara

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>>128649383

>>128644818
they'd kill each other before they were halfway there
that's a pretty expensive lesson to learn, even if it does end up redpilling a bunch of normies

IIRC somebody suggested sending an elderly couple as the first humans on Mars, because a. it's a one-way trip, so you'd want them prepared to never see Earth again, and b. they'd get along much better than most people

>>128650060
>asking for bait and subtext in your terraforming project

>>128649565
>för fräknig
>implicerande

>>128644818
The first attempt should be.

>>128650772
Är du någon slags jävla 08-bög? Har du inte sett Varg Vikernes säga att rödhåriga kommer från egypter och judiska slavar?

>>128644818
thank god trump got in i was sure the first mars mission would be some trans black man

>>128649817
1975 is the best looking one

>>128649817
>watch the earth spinning
>while in orbit

>Send all female crew to Mars.
>Mission fails catastrophically.
>Men establish new patriarchal utopian colony beyond females' reach a month after.

>>128646354
DISEMPOWERED