Brit/pol/ - Lady Amelia Windsor Edition

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>Be young, shy Tory intern
>You're lost in thought staring at mummy when all of a sudden she catches your glance - you panic and look away
>After the meeting she tells you there's a huge backlog of forms to fill out and she needs you to stay over at her place to get it done on schedule
>On the drive over she rings her husband and asks him when he'll be back from the city and a smile breaks over her face when he says he's all tied up at the moment

>When you arrive at her house mummy offers you a drink but 'accidentally' trips when handing it to you and your clothes are soaked through
>"Oh dear, I'm so sorry, lets get you out of those clothes. Don't worry dear, it's nothing I haven't seen before."
>You're suddenly hit with a stonking great erection, begin to panic and stutter "N-no I'll be ok, that's quite alright"
>"Don't be silly" mummy says as she kneels down, unzips you and aggressively dekecks you, unleashing your spring-loaded rock hard penis, rattling up and down in full view of the prime minister
>She gives you a concerned look. "Swelling appears critical. This requires urgent treatment."
>She wraps her lips around it and you let out a sigh of pleasure and disbelief as you feel her swallow you whole and lets you make full use of her pharynx without hesitation. You feel all-encompassing ecstasy as you run your fingers through her hair and lose yourself in the perpetual glucking sound that rings out

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#Pray4London
#Pray4London
#Pray4London
#Pray4London

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTjRUlsPzLo

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Where are all the cute right-wing girls hiding lads?

Think this vigil might be the one to finally convince ISIS that what they're doing is NOT ok! We will not be divided by hate! #TurnToLove

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HOMOSEXUALITY CONFIRMED NOT A SIN
MILKMAN CONFIRMED PRO-LIFE

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Commence the acquisition of armaments.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-40165443

Wallace is dead guys.

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>When Diane's been on TV again

>>128633783
like anything worth having in life, you have to make one yourself

QUESTION TIME THREAD

Tim "pray the gay away" Farron on right now.

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THE FIRE RISES

Someone found an old FB post by the guy praising the Paris attacks and reposted it

Imagine watching this debate.

Literally like watching Stoke vs Bournemouth

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>>128633783

I found mine in a Protestant Church.

Reminder that a Labour government will trigger 2008 crash x 10

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>>128633850

lol yea, yea some commie turncoat is really gunna do it for you.

>>128633912
well since it's clearly in preparation to shuffle her to a less key position and onboard a key tory traitor tomorrow evening - for a 'united and stable' UK i'd imagine he's pretty happy. his party won the election this weekend in case you weren't paying attention.

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>tfw watching some pornz
>tfw the chick is HIGH AS A FUCKING KITE and starts talking about drum & bass for no reason

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph559c9e7aa16b7

16:25

>>128633466
>tfw no posh wife to work hard for

i want to be a breadwinner for a beautiful woman who i love dearly

>>128633569
Really, REALLY makes you think.

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vote for Edward Superhans on June 8th!

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>>128634079

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>>128633466


Those whores should be on Adultwork

>be worth my weeks bennies

>>128633466
The woman on the right looks Turkish, Kurdish or otherwise Middle Eastern. Look at the nose.

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>>128634054
Good.
The crash is coming either way, let's get it over with now.

>>128633569

Oh god i have to have a wank now

fuck sake

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>Election week
>Birthday week
>Raining all week

What vidya should I play to take my mind off such a shit week

literally what is stopping working class kids going to uni, you don't pay until you've finished and you don't pay unless you're earning above average wage.

Nothing stops working class kids going to uni, except themselves.

>>128634125
crack???

mfw captcha is literally men with ven

I'll be back another time kafir, I only wanted advice you started this hatred on my people.

Just remember who'll be the majority later this decade here, then you'll answer for your sins against Islam.

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>>128634130
>Quran (3:151): what did he mean by this?

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>>128634098
This is a place for intellectual discussion.

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>>128634054
yawn - the city boys shit their slacks every time they don't get what they want in an election. are you old enough to remember brexit by any chance? who cares. also see pic related; you are just a useful idiot who unknowingly shills for (((global capital))). you must have a very empty mind to be so full of OEM grade tory shit.

>>128633783
I forget girls exist

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>>128634210

The UK 'Royals' have a massive streak of sand between their toes

Prince jug ears was circumcised by the chef Rabbi of London

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Asked if Labour was heading for a good night, one well-placed party source replied: “No. Not at all. Not one bit. They are all wrong.”

http://archive.is/3mJpM

>>128634130
>There ain't a bomb in that bag is there?

>>128633972
kek i live right next to berwick i never heard about this

>>128634097
>his party won the election this weekend
quick rundown?

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>>128633466
The just named the second victim of the attack

>James McMullan

Pretty sure this is his twitter page https://twitter.com/McmullanJames

Check his tweets, looks like he was pretty aware of things. Shame he died and not those virtue signallers.

>>128634130
that isn't a question?

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The irreversible change that cannot be rectified has finally hit me and sunk in.

I am slightly relieved I no longer have to pretend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ2l8Cs-Lc4

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>>128634280

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>>128634338
No one cares

Killing me won't make me a Muslim and a magical volcano in he afterlife is pathetic threat

>wanted to vote for the Green Party
>thinks he's tough
HAHAHA

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I dream of the prime minister keeping me in a dungeon where she takes out her frustration on me after work.

Barking orders at me to disrobe or else. Forcing me to service her cunt with my tongue, sitting on my face and applying pressure to my balls with her heels while calling me a filthy peasant. I imagine she stands above me, squats down and handles my erect penis into her cunt, then begins aggressively gyrating while looking down at me with a cold ruthless stare.

At this point I've developed stockholm syndrome and I start pleading "mummy please horsey" over and over again until one day she finally relents. She lies face down with her backside presented to me and reaches back with her hands so I can do horsey and I savour the feeling of getting to hold mummies hands tight. As I mount her I am overcome with lust and go berserk.

I make whimpering noises as I near completion and scream 'mummy' as I cum. I hear a change of tone in mummy may's voice - she sounds kinder, gentler and asks me if I'd like a nightcap. She unbuttons her shirt and reveals her breast and lets me suckle her while she strokes my hair. I feel a warm glow, knowing I have finally earned mummies love.

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>>128633783
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCP9Ug2BBAfXKB6UGn8ZrMfw/videos

Closest you'll get.

>>128633972
HEY MUHAMMAD

>>128633569

>4/10
>Implying the hands taking your phalus wouldn't be strong and stable

>>128634612

rip dude

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-40158469

Other online trolls shared a photo supposedly showing the "suspect that ran down pedestrians on London Bridge".

The man in the image was identified as US comedian Sam Hyde

Hyde has been wrongly accused by online trolls of perpetrating a wide range of mass shootings and attacks in the United States.

Users on the social network 4chan have helped perpetuate that narrative.

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>May defending paki mayor over trump tweets

Well there goes my vote.

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Always remember: You reap what you sow.

These people crying and "praying" over the attacks are to blame. They chose their side when they held the "refugees welcome" banners, or when they posted the status', or when they called you a "racist" for being "Islamophobic" 10+ years ago.

People have been warning you, yes YOU, about Islam for more than 10 years now, and they've been nothing but accurate.

What did you expect? I'm not shocked. People on /pol/ are still shocked by such events which only proves that the average unaware person must be totally shocked. This is news to them. This is only just clicking on in their brains now, maybe decades too late.

It is just simply TOO LATE. The bed has been made, now the people of this country must lay in it, and they will not learn their lesson. All it takes is a well done "documentary", or an advert, or their favourite celebrity to tell them otherwise, and they will fall back in line.
"Open up the doors, let them in, we are all people", they'll shout... and they believe it. They have had it drilled into them since before they could walk and talk.
There is no change coming, only more of the same.

When I see the news now, I sit back and laugh. That's all you can do. It's a tragedy, nothing new. Tragedy has been the same for millennia. The people running the show, (((them))), whoever you believe it is, are laughing at how easy it is, and how easy it will always be.

The game is already won.

>>128634279
...or the need to earn a living when you leave high school you entitled cunt

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>>128633103

Islamic judgement day will never happen

>>128634279
because if Dave goes to uni to study engineering and graduates with a master's degree after 4-5 years depending on industry exp year he might be 50-60k in debt and will have to clear that off before he can start saving to build a family and a life for himself without onerous repayments.

whereas Clarissa Fernstanely-Huntinforth walks into oxbridge as a legacy case, starts studying law but gets a bit emotional at a 'soiree' at an MPs house and stabs a Barrister with a fish knife. never mind, she's just stressed! daddy will pay to make it go away and she can have another crack at uni in a few years after she's had to time to travel and find herself.

this situation would be less teeth-grindingly black-pilling for all involved if dave wasn't in 60k debt for doing the right thing, just because his parents weren't the inbred pigfuckers who spawned Clarissa. it isn't complicated you stupid fuck. opportunity should be equal because it's the only way to tell who is actually good at anything and who is pretending - and having the 'opportunity' to go 60k in debt just to compete with the pampered mediocrities produced by the tiny genepool of this nation's economic elite is no fucking opportunity at all.

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>>128634662
You took your time.

>>128634612
>this guy dies to terrorism
>Owen Jones is still alive

There is no justice in this world

>>128634729
>tacky red lipstick
>nose piercing
>glasses
>heavy makeup
>annoying voice

2/10 would not bang

:(

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EYYYY BRIT/POL/

U WAN SUM SNOOKI

>>128633783

>women are on average more agreeable than men
>more likely to buy into lefty garbage and stick to it
>drive decent men away en masse
>wonder where all the decent men are
>die alone and childless

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>>128634719

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>>128634612
RIP. He was probably a /pol/ack judging by his Twitter.

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>>128635199
Indeed, but as I said, it's the closest you'll get.

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>ywn paint her tits with your spunk

Feels bad tbqh.

>>128634966
>People have been warning you, yes YOU, about Islam for more than 10 years now
They've been warning us about Islam since Muhammad started raiding caravans, m80.

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All the Pakis in England should be sent to Scotland

>>128635199
German isn't she?

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What do we think lads

Pre- or post- op?

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>>128635362
Who dat?

https://twitter.com/Jamin2g/status/871812244014862336

https://twitter.com/Jamin2g/status/871812244014862336

>Labour shills will defend this

>>128634612
rest in power james

retweeter of jack posobiec and our guy tommy, a based guy

>>128634719
All memes aside,
>There are people who actually think this shit

At what state of malfunction is your brain, lad? This is messed up. Seek help!

>>128635362

The absolute state of those window frames, it's not her tits that need painting lad

>>128635441
Fuck off we have enough of them already

>>128634612
Rip /areguy/

>>128634612
>goes to London

Aware my ass. Bluepilled normie

>>128634612
That honestly breaks my heart a little.

Soooo hyped to hear David Dimbelby say, visibly uncomfortably a few moments past midnight: "And I can confirm that the exit polls show a Labour majority".

Will crack open a bottle and screenshot all the glorious butthurt here for my friends across at reddit, with the results on in the background, watching tories getting btfo seat by seat, all night long.

DAE ktfb

3 days left to epic tory butthurt

>https://twitter.com/k_mcq/status/871138163728809984
She`s right, you know?
And she just got fired, sad, cry, no.jpg

>>128635362
>Living in a crack den or squat
>2017

>Internet """"""""""models"""""""""

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>>128635483
my waifu

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>>128634575
short version is pic related. everyone who has seen a few elections know that the post election landscape is always forming from the weekend before the vote - what did we see this morning; a tory proxy unleashing hell on May and no one coming to any serious kind of defence or attacking Corbyn hard. and before anyone says
>hurr Steve left the party in 2012, he could be a loony lefty by now rofl
you know nothing about politics. no one gets to be the top strategy advisor in no. 10 unless they have enough shit on you to bury you if necessary. that's the only way you get to see all the skeletons necessary to do your job properly, so believe me when i say anything that Steve Hilton says to the press is because CCHQ want him saying it. the knives have been out since the manifesto, but last monday really accelerated matters.

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>>128635483
>Frank knew how shitty Heineken was all along

http://www.wnd.com/2017/05/heineken-toasts-borderless-world-in-new-ad-campaign/

>>128635538
i'm more concerned about the state of the walls, probably need replastering

>>128635441
What have you got against the Scots m8? I wouldn't wish them on their germans. The Scots are beyond bro tier countrymen....

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>>128635362

Skip to 8:00
BBC have found us

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p05402xs

>>128634612
>https://twitter.com/McmullanJames

He should have died hereafter...

Muslims are so autistic and uninteresting it's hilarious.

Must be all the inbreeding

Bomb scare in Cambridge lads, king's parade cordoned off

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>>128634966

Agreed the normies deserve every paki and nig attack that comes their way.

They vote for it and their parent have spoon fed them liberal degenerate filth since they were born

Doesn't excuse not thinking for yourself

>>128634612
not him he was liking tweets a few hours ago you nonce

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>>128635722
First thing I thought of when I heard about that

>Heineken! Fuck that shit!

turned stirgeon off lads, so fucking tedious. can't wait for this election to just fuck off

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You can listen to some nice audio on your morning commute before you get blown up by a Quintessential Brit.

Lawrence Wright - The Looming Tower: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1T1s9FyPCfo

Archive: https://pastebin.com/YFf0WDsK

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>>128635790

So what's their point?

>>128634098
smart girl knows what gets the lads proper hard

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>>128635790

>>128633569
That's it I'm voting Conservative

>>128634612
Retreats Tommy robinson videos and anti islam news after the Manchester attack. Dies in the London attack.
RIP

>B-B-B-B-BUT MUH JAME SHOLMES, MCVEIGH, DYLAN ROOF, ETC. SEE CHRISTIANS KILL TOO LMAO.
This is why we will all fucking die. These dumb motherfuckers don't realize that NONE OF THESE FAGGOTS KILLED IN THE NAME OF CHRISTIANITY. How do they not see the difference? HOW? HOW DO THEY NOT UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE? OH MY FUCKING GOD HOWWWWWWW??????? The planned parenthood shooter was inspired by religion, EVERYONE ELSE WAS NOT. Why can't they just admit that 99.9% percent of attacks by Muslims in the west are INSPIRED by Islam? It's such a simple fucking concept. Yes, the white people who killed are also disgusting, but you can't just use them as an example of "christian extremists" since they didn't kill in the name of Christianity and their religion had nothing to do with it. I feel like a gorilla is punching it's way out of my chest i'm so god damn fucking ANGRY AT HOW FUCKING STUPID PEOPLE ARE. THEY DO IT WILLINGLY. THEY ARE WILLINGLY FUCKING RETARDED.

>>128635458
I'd say DNR

The feeling of filling your ass up with warm mash is amzing

>>128634046

NO SURRENDER, FUCK THE POPE

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>>128635441

So you can make room for more niggers?

Remember to vote Yes in indyref2

>>128633466
>be James
>try to wank me pecker
>porn blocked by fokkin roasties who dont want lads to wank to patriarchal imagery
>head to pub instead
>"oy brov ill take me a pint of lager"
>tells me they only sell non-alcoholic beer in solidarity with Muslim sensitivities
>well fok it then, cant wank me dick, cant drink a pint, moight as well take a non-alcoholic pint and fist me asshole
>joke with the bartender, "ha m8, i see shitstains on ya floors, the poos been in here? probably better than the muzzies eh"
>all the sudden from outside the pub I hear ALLAHOO AKHBAR!!!!! and a loud bang
>get off me romp to see whats goin on
>3 men jump out of an exploded van and are stabbing people
>holy fok m8
>scared
>OH THANK GOD ME COPS ARE HERE
>RULE BRITANNIA
>see copper peddling as fast as he can on his 3-speed emissions-complying bicycle
>you can tell his short shorts are chaffing his thighs
>see no weapon
>MATE WAT THE FOK IS THIS WANKER DOING
>see him peddle right past a 12 year old girl being bludgeoned to death by a terrorist
>slams open the door of the pub
>"MATE WHO THE FOK IS SAYING RACIST SHIT IN THIS FOKKIN PUB"
>"OY ILL FOKKIN ARREST U SICK RACIST CUNTS, NOW EVERYONE FACE MECCA AND APOLOGIZE THIS INSTANT"
>puts me in cuffs as I profusely apologize for being white
>"U FOKKIN SIK BASTARD IVE GOT MULTIPLE REPORTS OF U SAYING RACIST SHIT"
>walk outside to chaos and dead bodies
>copper steps over all the dead children
>cop tells me to straddle him as he peddles
>tells me its okay if i get a boner because penises are a social construct
>found guilty of all charges after a rapist gets off for "not understanding British culture and consent"
>end up wanking off muzzies in the yard

Controlled explosions in Cambridge!!!

>>128634130
>can you go back to your own country?

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Could've been far worse.

>>128636445
sauce

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>>128635770
They are scum.

>>128636481
>when achmed forgets to pack the explosives

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>>128636427

>>128634098
>what's my favourite genre of music?

wtf is this chick on?

>>128636427
>cop tells me to straddle him as he peddles
pretty good

>>128635948
Didn't think about checking the likes, glad to be proven wrong

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Anyone else counting ballots on Thursday night?

>>128634612
This hurts. F.

>>128636637

You mean they are too white?

t.halfcoon

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>>128636637

>when Scots manage to overtake the Potatoes on the Socialist Yahoo scales

>>128633466
pic: 10/10 would impregnate...both

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>>128636827
How do you sign up to do so?

>>128636602
Me, I'm up the fucking road. Check cambridge-news in google

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>>128636427
He's still alive and kicking pal, I was wrong

>>128636064
Extremely autisticly trying to link pol with Le Anonymous XD
Cos it's alright for political autism if it's in the left but when it's on the right then you're an ebil scumbag

Anyone else betting on a Tory landslide?

I am no fan of them but their strategy is right there for all to see yet Labour keep fucking up.

1. UK peeps furious at Tories for the Brexit and all that.
2. Last thing anyone wants is uncertainty
3. Tories keep repeating 'Strong & stable'
4. Labour keep fucking up their numbers, threatening to punish high earners, threatening to punish businesses, refusing to lower immigration, wanting to open up the treasury to every beggar
5. Nothing that Labour has said so far appeals to any side of the Brexit fence

Despite the polls, Labour are still going to be wiped out in this election

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>>128636916
Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this.' Well, you're dead now, so shut up.

>>128633569
STRONG AND STABLE

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>I'm voting Labour because another five years of Conservative government would be a disaster for the NHS, the police and other public services

The world's smartest man is voting for Corbyn
Why aren't you?

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Has any one seen the Giant May statue giving the fingers to France?
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/enormous-effigy-theresa-flipping-vs-10564833

>>128635790

This webpage isn't loading for me for some reason

what it is?

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>>128636933
Send an email to the council and they'll send you a form to fill in.

>>128635513
>"[the report] made some very specific recommendations, can you name some of them"
>"Uh... [repeat exactly what the interviewer said earlier about the report in general]"
What a meme this woman is.

Haha Scottish SJW alert.

>>128633569
I'm voting conservative because of this post desu

>>128636637
Fuck off with the yer da facebook photoshops of sturgeon you cretin

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>tfw have disasscoaitive personalities
>one is a Nazi and the other is an sjw

I'm not even kidding. I can go from cheering on /pol/ to being literally triggered

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>>128633569
>stonking great erection

>>128636854
>isis attacks UK
>uk elects right wing leader to destroy isis
>isis destroyed
MUH LOGIC


HOW TO STOP TERRORIST ATTACKS IN EUROPE:

GUARANTEED TO WORK NO BAMBOOZLE

EVERYTIME (((THEY))) DO AN ATTACK WE DROP THE COUNTER NARRATIVE OF ALLOWING PERSONAL GUN USE FOR SELF DEFENSE

EUROKEKS BTFO

MURICA /SMITH AND WESSON HAPPY

NO MORE TERRORISM

YOURE WELCOME

>>128637114
If he's so smart why can't he feed himself?

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>>128637330

Sort yourself out.

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>>128637330

more like one is a poof and one is a nonce case

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>>128635441
I'd coco her jambo if you catch my drift.

>>128637114
£10 says his missus programmed that into his voice box with the threat of no sucky on his unusable dick.

>>128633783
Eastern Europe

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>>128637411
For some reason when I look at Diane Abbot I see teenage mutant ninja turtles. Anyone else?

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>>128637143
Just some 'normies' on world service radio trying to explain "a certain cartoon frog" "anonymeme" and political impact of 4chan

>>128637330
dumb frogposter

>>128637521
Didn't his wife (or maybe an ex-wife) used to abuse him by hiding his piss bottle and leaving him in the sun and turning off his wheelchair so he was trapped in the heat? Pretty funny.

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Grey Pubes

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>>128637330
that's bullshit but i believe it

>>128637442
But you guys said pills are made by Jews

>>128637463
I do actually switch between rampant homophobia and feeling like I might be gay

>>128634278
A long RPG that'll take all week

DIANE ABBOTT HAS BEEN INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE FUCKING CAR CRASH. AGAIN:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ2l8Cs-Lc4

>>128634278
>you're

>>128633972
My local Islamic centre got vandalised. Kek.

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>>128637411

literally nothing worse than a nog trying to be white

>yon straight hair wig

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>>128634966
True dat.

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Labour BTFO!

>>128637881
Shame it wasn't an actual car crash.

>>128637081
as much as i love to see stupid people lose money, you seem to be in a timewarp connecting 4 weeks ago to today. none of your points are relevant anymore - theresa may and tory mps at large have stopped going out in public they are being laughed at. strong and stable has become the fucking ultimate meme of this election; every time she says it labour close the gap another %. people just aren't believing her bullshit any more. she says judge me on my record - 30 people died under her watch when she was warned about it, she says there's no magic money tree but wants to cut taxes to the rich so they economy magically grows money in a tree like fashion. she's a fucking trainwreck. you idiots are in for a very large shock when the exit polls come in and you are 3% behind labour.

>>128637411
Bit insensitive calling it a "car crash interview" after the recent happening

>>128637851
>I do actually switch between rampant homophobia and feeling like I might be gay
That means you're probably gay anon

>>128637411
Racist

>>128633466
>fukushima forehead
>skidmark fake eyebrows
trolls under the bridge

>>128637881
Diane Abbott is such a thick cunt. Every word sounds laboured like she's having to put all her mental energy into just finishing a sentence.

>>128637977

>posted by tory shill

>>128638047
Yeah but it doesent count when it's the other guy

>>128637634
Jezza's Mutant Nigger Turtle

>>128637330
seek help from professionals

>>128637881

>in 2 days time on thursday
>it's monday

SHE CAN'T EVEN GET DAYS RIGHT

>>128638146
There is no other guy you fucking bender.

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>>128633891
Fuck, man. That's not cracking.

>>128638060
She unironically sounds like she has learning difficulties. I've heard actual retards that sounded more tuned in.

Its so blatant that she's only in the cabinet for riding Jezza's cock.

At this point there I don't think there's anything that can stop me from voting Corbyn, sorry lads.

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>tfw no happening for two days

>>128638118
Does not change the facts - i'm just putting the tory case forward.

Unlike the Labour shills from reddit (who honestly are just waisting time, not convincing anyone) - i am upfront about being tory shill, but put forward legitimate factual arguments as to why the tory party is whom you should vote for... just read the damn article.

Tories can't win

The pakis, the indians, the bengali, the west indies, the africans, and the arabs will vote for Corbyn

>>128634079
Lmao, didn't realise the paki mayor was a fucking manlet

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>>128638258
They say he was lactose intolerant after all.

>>128637411
this is another trap for the conservatives to fall in to. they will see this as an opportunity to counter attack on Dianne Abbot being incompetent and Corbyn will fire her tomorrow afternoon. the tories fall for it over and over again - the bait and switch.

silly pigfuckers

>>128638362
Don't worry. Ramadan Bombathon is still going. I'm sure we'll all get more than enough happenings this month.

>>128637977

>Tory Shill Blog

>>128638397
Well that's about 12% of the population who live the already Labour voting cities sown up.

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Pakis OUT

>>128638397
>10% of the electorate
>pretty much all in london/birmingham which are already labour

>>128635723
>i'm more concerned about the state of the walls, probably need replastering

Her vaginal walls need plastering lad

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>>128634046
>There are men in ulster who will die before they take down the flag

>>128638574
Also worth mentioning 30-35% of non whites (mostly indian types) will vote tory - these are generaly the richer and better educated non-whites whom whilst still mostly living in cities are more likley than other non-whites to live in more suburban or town areas - where votes matter more.

Both Tories and Labor are gonna let in millions of immigrants so I might as well vote for Corbyn cos at least he doesn't suck the cocks of Israel and Saudi Arabia

>>128636427
should add

>asked for 0.568261 litres of cold European lager

>>128638810
>this is the state of the british electorate now

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>>128635723
>>128638725

you know where you whip up some plaster?

in the garden

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>>128638730

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>>128636427
>tells me its okay if i get a boner because penises are a social construct

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>>128633623
THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS

>>128636827
what a sad little man you are.. What a boring way to spend a night.

>>128638853
na, he'll just suck the cocks of hamas etc

>>128638853
1 post by this id...

instead he 'sucks the cock' of iran, the worlds largest state sponsor of terrorism which is currently developing nuclear weapons - whilst corbyn would get rid of ours (or atleast refuse to use them). Corbyn was paid £20,000 to appear and shill for Iranian state tv. Israel is our ally - the only democracy in the middle east.

>>128635266
>childless

not when Ahmed has enriched her

>>128638242
If I believe there is there is


>>128638161
No they are jews

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Pakis OUT

>HAPPENING IN AMERICA
>oh wait no
>HAPPENING IN SWEDEN
>nope false alarm
>AGAIN IN AMERICA
>wrong again
day has been such a cock tease

>>128638033

I shall toast you on election evening even if you are correct my friend.

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>>128639081
>Israel is our ally

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>>128639081
>Israel is our ally -

No semite can ever be our ((ally)) Get that into your thick fucking head you bastard

Was that Question Time with Milkman and Haggislady worth getting on catchup?

>>128638033
k keep me posted

>>128634612
>https://twitter.com/McmullanJames

Still alive. Check the likes

>>128639465
no

>>128633466
kek

>>128639465
Haggis cunt got BTFO on the indy ref and education a bit, was funny to watch live.

>>128635946
>They vote for it
Lad, no one let in more than May. Tories also win hands down in the fucking kids sweepstakes.
I'm voting for the old lefty cunt. I can shitpost about him on the chans for the next 5 years and then vote the cunt out at the end of it. If May wins, I'm probably going to jail. I can't remember all the keys for my encrypted partitions, so they'll do me for obstruction when they come to ask me about my "extreme right-wing views". /pol/ won't even know, since no fellow bongs will be able to post here, so no one will launch a rescue mission on my behalf. I'll be murdered by prison jihadis soon afterwards when word gets around about my criticism of Sadique Khan. My parents won't be able to afford a funeral because they'll be sitting in a puddle of their own shit they've been left in by the private sector care worker who visits three times a week to help herself to their few remaining valuables. I'll be buried in the unmarked grave of a traitor for daring to speak up against Comptroller May's list of "British Values", which will include a commitment to a pluralistic Global Britain.

>>128639502
FAmily have confirmed he's dead

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NEVER

APOLOGISE

is there any reason we allow for ppl to fly to syria?/allow them back into the uk

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/03/could-youth-vote-win-jeremy-corbyn-election-poll-leftwing-surge

>“It is complete fucking nonsense,” said one Labour insider out on the campaign trail. “Polls should be banned. I haven’t met any party figure, any serious activists, any MP, who thinks we’re going to gain a single seat, never mind getting rid of the Tory majority. Where are these seats coming from? Who are these people flooding to Labour, because we are struggling to find them.”

AHAHAHAHAHA LABOUR SHILLS BTFO

>>128639465

Only the Sturgeon part worth watching IMO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq8Dd5Sa7fI

Is this kino?

>>128638060

She's a low IQ nig nog, with a massive chip on her shoulder and inferiority complex. What expect?

>>128639801
business?

>>128639830

Asked if Labour was heading for a good night, one well-placed party source replied: “No. Not at all. Not one bit. They are all wrong.”

http://archive.is/3mJpM

>>128639801
So they can bomb and rape white British kids.

>>128639879
>People want this baboon to be Home Secretary
State of Labour supporters

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>>128633466
why are you looking back in anger?
don't you love Trump's h8?

>>128637299
awa n shite yer pal's bawsack oot yer arse, ya fud!

>>128639995
I've yet to see any Labour supports talk of her in a good light. She honestly cant appeal to anyone outside Hackney

>>128639889
>>128639879
>>128638060
>>128637881

Guy I lived with for a while used to work with her in London. She and some of the other leftie loons tried to bring in equal pay for all staff. The whole thing was a disaster, he said that if Labour win, the country is doomed. She really is THAT stupid.

>>128634612
Is the guy in the pic supposed to be James McMullan? If so he doesn't look anything like the bloke in the twitter you linked.

>>128633972
>Suspicion of malicious communications

What did they mean by this?

>>128639797

NEVER FORGET THE THRILL OF TRANSGRESSION

>>128639801
Some are going out to fight ISIS

>>128639830
>I haven’t met any party figure, any serious activists, any MP, who thinks we’re going to gain a single seat, never mind getting rid of the Tory majority. Where are these seats coming from?
Completely agree.

I genuinely can't see where there'll be any seats which go from Conservative to Labour.

What's happened to Tommy Robinson, he's not been on Twitter in about a week.

>>128640231
Got banned. Still posting on youtube

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>You will never watch Ian Paisley on Question time :(

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>>128640112

They've literally just shown his face and his sister crying on BBC 1.

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>>128639932
You seem bitter. Isn't it time to "Turn to Love?"

>>128639714
you are my hero
> /pol/ won't even know, since no fellow bongs will be able to post here, so no one will launch a rescue mission on my behalf. I'll be murdered by prison jihadis soon afterwards
and this is a very real concern. not looking forward to it desu

>literally had a friend just tell me that May's speech felt islamophobic
>said I was like Alex Jones for saying Islam itself is the problem

>>128640103

If you want to know how Diane Abbotts mind works, start by reading Dylan Roofs manifesto, what he has to say on racial awareness if very true and it's tragic how most White people are so unaware of this.

>https://twitter.com/bocavista2016/status/871569914502533120
>DONALD TRUMP, WE LOVE YOU
>DONALD TRUMP, WE LOVE YOU
>BRITAIN FIRST
>FIGHTING BACK
>BRITAIN FIRST
>FIGHTING BACK
110% WOKE

https://twitter.com/bbcmartynoates/status/871798359954268160

Labour desperate to retake Plymouth

>>128640424

SOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-Yszp3SmxE

>>128639714
and you think it will be better under literal Trotskyists? delusional

>>128640424
>Londoners
>one guy with a microphone and his two mates

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Best Isabel.

Lads
https://twitter.com/CambsCops/status/871833140486172672
>There has been a controlled explosion at Kings Parade, Cambridge. No further explosions are anticipated.

>>128640319
His son, Ian Paisley Jr was on it once I think. (MP for North Antrim)

>>128640341
The footage is all over the internet by now I assume?

>>128640424
Absolute cringe

>>128640471
>delivered by Tower Hamlets Parcel Service

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>>128634125
Oh what so know that we're working it's not okay for me to smoke a little bit of crack every now and then?

>>128640357
Your friend sounds like a bit of an idiot mate.

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Reminder

>>128640558
>His mates being the only ones that still have two balls
SAD!
Still awake nonetheless.

>>128640603
Only underages cringe.

>>128633569

The "horsey" one from earlier was funnier and more fucked up.

>>128640669
>18k votes can get you the same number of seats as 3.88 million

>>128640574
yawn

Wtf I love corbyn now
>>>/g/60761813

>>128640574
They say that every time they breach a house with an explosive charge. Nowt HAPPENING.

>>128633783
>mfw i made my gf right wing

>>128640418
what did they mean by this?

https://twitter.com/FrancisKojoTGM/status/871819306702704641

Just your usual stop-and-search in London.

>>128640669

what exactly is the reminder here?

>>128633783
Seems that they are all Yanks, don't think there's any here.

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>>128640409
Quick rundown?

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>>128640602
It's on Jewtube. I don't use Twatter or FaceFuck.

>>128638949

Kek Tommy you dirty bastard

>>128641017
Excellent alternative names my friend

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>>128640669
>eight of those 11 party leaders are now gone

This fucking timeline

>>128640917
King's parade isn't a house, it's all shops closed at this time of day and uni accomodation. Local news said it was a bomb scare over an abandoned suitcase

>>128639081
>Iran
>largest state sponsor of terrorism

Hi Schlomo. Thanks for stopping by. Just to clarify:
>by sponsoring terrorism, I mean supporting Hezbollah
>the same Hezbollah that defeated my country's much vaunted, technologically superior forces in a conventional war in 2006
Have I got that right?
Also, in the list of ME democracies, you seem to have missed out...Iran.

Wait a fucking second...fuck! I fell for it again, you Australian wankers! Fuck off, you fucking drongos!

>>128640103
>http://archive.is/3mJpM
she's gonna 'resign' tomorrow morning lads. replacemen in by lunchtime and when you hear who it is i guara-fucking-tee you'll want to be on /Brit/pol

t. someone with the misfortune to know several opposition strategy lackeys personally. strap in boys, is going to be a wild ride.

>>128640943
Racist police profiling people, who cares if he actually was carrying weapons.

>>128637114
Why are we keeping this man alive?

>>128640943
damn crazy niggers

The Hadith are fucking great.


The last hour would not come unless the Muslims will fight against the Jews and the Muslims would kill them until the Jews would hide themselves behind a stone or a tree and a stone or a tree would say: Muslim, or the servant of Allah, there is a Jew behind me; come and kill him; but the tree Gharqad would not say, for it is the tree of the Jews. (Muslim 41:6985 & Bukhari 4:52:177)

>>128640943
Jesus fucking Christ

>>128634966

Please Mister. I don't want to take the black pill. Not yet. It's too early in my life to be so hardcore jaded.

This is a tragedy. Surely there are strong men willing to wage violence on your nations behalf? Surely a leader will rise up from the degenerate cesspools and change the paradigm?!

We must believe. We have to. There must be some pride left in the anglos! Stir yourselves from this wicked slumber and arise!!!!

Fuck! C'mon you teabags! I believe in you..... well some of you anyways. You got Brexit going for your. Stay strong!! We burgers got your back!

>>128641122
Thornberry?

>>128640953
All seems so distant and was only two years ago. Of that list, only Sturgeon, Gerry Adams and fucking Leanne Wood are still in charge of their parties.

Plus every time I see that UKIP percentage against just one sit I almost throw up.

>>128641122

Jarvis

>>128639792

That's not him, lol. The real and dead James McMullan is mixed race anyway, so he doesn't have my sympathy.

>>128640943
They only stopped him coz he was black innit.

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>>128641122
Please let it be

>>128634100
Couldn't stand having a posh wife. Posh accents just really get on my nerves.

>>128641122
Oh dont tease me like this. I'll screencap this to be on the safe side

>>128640555
>Trotskyist boogeyman
want to point to a Trotskyist policy or statement this election? I'll wait while you realise you don't know what the words you use mean, because you are just regurgitating the thick neoliberal load that murdoch shoots down your useless gullet each morning. Kill yourself immediately.

>>128641297
She's already foreign secretary. I reckon Milliband or some cunt. Not the fella you replied to btw.

>>128641122

Give us a clue lad, I don't believe Corbyn would let her resign this close to the election as she's one of the few loyal people that has stuck by him.

Thinking of joining the monster raving loony party lads

Someone explain?

>>128639163