Syria General /sg/ - Bashar al-Assad Edition

Long live FSA
Long live HTS
Long live ISIS
Long live Israel

Fuck al Bashar
Fuck al Iran
Fuck al Souria
Fuck al Hezbolcucks

ASSAD WILL WIN

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First for Nina and Dima

Because the beauty of the White Syrian woman must not perish from the earth

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Thanks for new bread

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>>128627887
DEATH TO THE HA'SATAN

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>>128627978

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>>128627291
IS are essentially hipster Jihadists, where as the Taliban just upheld religious law and kept society moral IS named a random sandnigger Caliph and proceeded to rape the entire levant.

>>128627813
Is he browsing /sg/?

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>Saudi National Guard brigade posted on Qatar border.
>DEBKAfile’s military sources report that a National Guard brigade was transferred to the border and all crossings closed and sealed with large anti-tank concrete blocks.
https://www.debka.com/newsupdatepopup/20748/Saudi-National-Guard-brigade-posted-on-Qatar-border

Based KSA.
Reminder that Q*tar is rightful Saudi clay.

>>128627887
This.

>>128627940
> Because the beauty of the White Syrian woman
Sorry mate, shes arab not European.

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>>128625428
Ba'athism was explicitly anti-marxist even during soviet russia's prime time days. Saddam used to say that, while he was a socialist, he wasn't marxist because the class divide wasn't a thing in arab nations (due to the extended network of the tribe providing a social net and organizing relations in general, as well as islam). He exterminated commies in Iraq, but was a pretty big ally of the soviets nonetheless

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>>128628105
Obligatory real Jewish women.

>>128628006
I was aware IS propaganda is effective on radicalizing youngsters, I didn't know it's /this/ effective.
Well, if it does "wonders" like these in Afganistan, just think about Europe..

>>128628087
Yes, and laughing at all of us retards drooling over Asma, knowing we will never even shake her hand.

>>128627813
Who smells worse, Kurds or Albanians?

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>>128628067
noice, is that oyur oc?

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>>128628048

is issam kill? will he make it?

>>128628287
Definitely kurds.

>>128628052
BIG HANDS BRUV

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>>128628126

Levanten nigger.

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>>128627995
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>>128628387

Here have some OCs I made over the last days. Pls spread and reuse. No need for credits.

Official /sg/ meme collection project: https://t.me/sgmeme

>>128628236
2nd and 4th to the right are qt's tho.

>>128628415
he's fine
https://twitter.com/IvanSidorenko1/status/871811672230551552
>Media Man friends w/ Oleg says He Texted W Issam Zahreddine today & He said "ISIS pinned me down" but hes not hurt

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>>128628236
I would 5 of those.

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Russia-Middle East @russia_mideast

>Qatari Foreign Minister called Russia's Lavrov today, while Qatar's Ambassador to Moscow was invited to speak with Deputy Minister Bogadnov


It's happening chaps!

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>>128628236
Some of them aren't too bad.

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>>128628400
Now that's based.

>>128628711
Ah mate you wouldn't fuck the two on the left seriously? Far right is real qt and right is doable but the other two are fuckin trolls.

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>Anon who is Nina/Dima you are talking about?

>>128628387
Do you have the template for this?

>>128628236
Two of them are genuinely cute.
another 2 are fair but look like they would be fun.

>>128628750
Oh my, that's gonna take forever

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>>128628700
>Qatari Foreign Minister called Russia's Lavrov today
What do mr Lavror, pls do tell
>Qatar's Ambassador to Moscow was invited to speak with Deputy Minister Bogadnov
Do this, this, and this

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>>128628700
Also Qatari FM called Iranian FM. Erdogan called Putin. Its really happening.

>>128628711
look at their grabby filthy jew hands

>>128628711
maybe the two to the right but you gotta be kidding me with the ones on the left. leftmost one is hun tier.

>>128628700
Yeah, Qatar called Iran today as well. According to reports, both calls initiated by Qatar too.

>>128628711
Left looks like my friend David in a wig

>>128628700

Hassan Ridha @sayed_ridha

>Soon there will be a Free Qatari Army while opposition leaders hang out in Ankara hotels


Haidar Sumeri @IraqiSecurity

>Saudi is sanctioning Qatar for supporting terror by blocking them from participating in terror in Yemen. This is how twisted Gulf Arabs are.


Hassan Ridha @sayed_ridha

>Since the Qatari Army is almost nonexistent, Qatar brings in Sudanese soldiers to defect to the FQA(Free Qatarian Army(lol)) for them

>>128628930
Holy jesus shit who is that?

>>128628909
First two would be good fi they weren't grinning like mentalists.

>>128628930
are you talking about dima, new dima, original dima or other dima?

I think that Qatar is a very good country

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>>128628930
Geez, once I've shown Dima.webm to a qt friend of mine and she was really envious, I could feel the tension building up.
Guess Dima is really a qt.

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>Keep them oil prices low
>Saudis have it, they must be BASED
>Muh coal roll

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>>128628991
That the same thing my syrian born wife said when she saw that photo

>>128629132
They have egg shaped heads. Like Jewish aliens.

>>128629061
Guess that wasn't such a great move by the Saudis after all.
However

RIP ETIHAD

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Why couldn't we leave the Middle East alone lads. Why couldn't we just leave Assad, Qaddafi, and Hussein to rule their countries as they see fit, and for the Arab people to rise up against them themselves if they needed a revolution? Why did we have to kill hundreds of thousands of innocent Arabs just so (((some people))) profit from oil and arms deals? We've invited war to the streets of Europe even though the majority of people oppose military action in the Middle East.

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Ivan Sidorenko @IvanSidorenko1

>#Syria #Hama #EasternHama The Military Offensive By #NDF & Allies Started today against #ISIS #ISIL #Daesh @ Eastern #Salamiyah #Salamiya

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>>128628294
Kim Il-Sung and Kim Jong Il were based, Kim Jong Un's just a nigger though.

>>128628953

The template is all over twitter, but sadly I cant find it as of now.

>>128628700
Keep in mind that Bharain is more important to USA than Qatar.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Fifth_Fleet

>>128627940
Oi! You're not me!

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>>128629136
There's Dima's sister, too.

>>128629145
I dont think its a good country, same goes for Turkey. But they will be useful at this stage.

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>Russia Media Man friends w/ Oleg says He Texted W Issam Zahreddine today & He said "ISIS pinned me down" but hes not hurt

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>>128628930
who are you and how did you get into my house?

>>128629238
>"Anon, why are you showing me girls you masturbate to? You fucking creep."

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Ivan Sidorenko @IvanSidorenko1

#Syria #Hama #EasternHama This is the Full Report of What was Captured today by #NDF #SAA & Allies East of #Salamiyah #Salamiya & Importance

>>128629385
I dont even think that thry are usefull. They only thing they have is money

>>128629289
Because joos.

>>128629248
I feel you. I, too, always imagine having conversations with my qt Syrian gf.

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noice. /sg/ is really fast today.

>>128629409
Fuck the kurds for causing this mess and working a deal with ISIS terrorists.
If something happens to Issam or Deir Ezzor falls, we can blame the kurds and the US for this.

>>128629368

Is that a roman numeral stamp tattoo of her birthday?

Fucking trash

>>128628262
ISIS even has a little sliver of Afghanistan under its complete control, away from both the Taliban and ISAF. As the older guys start to die off/get killed more and more of the younger ones will join ISIS.

I seriously think ISIS will be around for decades, and all over the world. Enough to be a pain in the ass for years to come anyway.

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>>128629409
how can a man be so based?

I don't know if now is the good time but I godda ask. Why is there Syria general in pol???

>>128629368
That's Valerie Abou Chacra and she is not Syrian. She is Phoenician scum.

>>128629644
2fast4me
>>128629456
Are you a weirdo or something?
It's natural to appreciate one's natural beauty.

>>128629336

Yemen Fights Back Retweeted
Anthony Fenton @anthonyfenton

>Qatar hosts largest US military base in Mideast
>http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/05/middleeast/qatar-us-largest-base-in-mideast/index.html …
(note the CDN flag, owing to personnel permanently stationed there)

10m


This guy says that largest US base in ME is in fact in Qatar.

>>128629368
i dig how pretty girls always have a swimsuit pic of them somewhere.

>>128627813
To be honest when i saw the documentary where the syrian regime tortured and killed children and told their parents to make new children that was the point when i realized assad is an animal not worthy any european attention at all.

>>128629515
> I dont even think that thry are usefull. They only thing they have is money
And gas, how is money not useful for Syria?
Also, dont underestimate their media power in the Arab World with Aljazeera. This is a huge blow to their proxies in Syria and the Israeli project there.

>>128628569
It's a proper replica this man, innit.

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>>128629681
Nah, it's some Christian tattoo. Most Middle Eastern Christians have some kind of tattoo. Looks like a Bible verse

>>128629770
I doubt a girl would appreciate you going up to her and saying "LOOK HOW PRETTY THIS WOMAN ON THE INTERNET IS."

>>128629803
That is true the US central command's headquarters is based in Doha, Capital of Qatar.

more arabic moosic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSOlK4rfCOM

>>128629803
Nice

>>128629747
Ugh, dont use that term. Shes a Lebanese Arab (all lebanese are arabs no matter how much we complain - except the Armenians). Ive seen her in Beirut once.

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>>128629980
No idea how's it in Bongland, but here it's normal to show what do you like and what kind of beauty do you enjoy.
>>128629921
>that's why his soldiers hate him but his country loves him

>>128629858
Assad video`d the torture and killings of children for his own private viewing too. In fact, he is watching the videos in OP's pic.

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>>128629118
its called "pleasure dumpster"
actually easy to get when you aren`t autist but the maintaining costs and service is to dam high.
Pro tip
it massages your feet when you want it

>>128630020
>>128630058

So shoudn't US try to stop KSA and UAE from fucking with Qatar and making it switch side?

It only keeps getting more interesting !

>>128630033

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-EfW7gYzns

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>>128627940
Nina is the most beatuful woman i have seen in last 24 years, hands down.
If i didnt have girlfriend and had more money i swear i'd fly to Damascus airport to find her and ask her out so help me Allah

>>128630177
WE WUZ ARABS AND SHIET

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>>128628609
check my OC senpai
I'll add it too

>>128629858
>worthy any european
worthy of
so worthy of any european attention.

Now if you go back to your studies and practice your writing and grammar ( try prepositions ) , well then maybe some of the other anons can be bothered with whatever it is you are trying to say.

>>128630181
In Britain if you walked up to a girl and showed her a pretty girl on the internet the best case scenario would be they say "I don't fucking care, you weirdo" And the worse case would be they ring the rozzers and report you for hate harrasment.

>>128629409
Pinned part is wrong tho

Something like that:
>blabla. Said that ISIS received reinforcement from Mosul and Raqqa and attack us hard. They captured randabout Panorama and communication tower. blabla

>>128629118
Sorry anon, no idea.

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>>128630177
>>128630177
muh great Phoenicia doe

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Ivan Sidorenko @IvanSidorenko1

>#Syria #Hama #EasternHama R.I.P. #NDF Martyr Mohamed Saeed Darnouh who was Martyred During today's new operations against #ISIS #Daesh #IS


F

>>128629803
>>128630020
Correction: Forward Headquarters of US CENTCOM is situated in Al-Udied Air Base, Doha Qatar.

>>128628609
and that link looks suspicious

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>>128630434
And then a truck would drive up and hit you both on the street.

>>128630444
>ivansidorenko1 doesn't understand the russian and needs a translator
i thought he was a rusky

>>128630434
Well, no offense than buddy, but in this case I hope your contry goes into the trashbin of history along with it's customs.

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>>128627813
Just arrived home from work,gonna crack open a nice Dima and watch all of this shitposting

>>128630610
kek

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Ivan Sidorenko @IvanSidorenko1

#Syria #Hama #EasternHama Commander Of #Salamiyah #NDF Wael Jakeesh Was Martyred today during New Operations against #ISIS #IS #Daesh R.I.P

26s

F

>>128630270
She's a stewardess with DamasAir. They have only one aircraft in their fleet. Changes are pretty high that when you fly with them you will meet her. But all their routes go over Damaskus.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FlyDamas

>>128630778
Chances*

>>128630513
>>128630177
>>128629747
What's wrong with Phoenicia?

>>128630610
Those fucking slant eyed Asian bastards.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d23TGmzAw3A

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"Did someone say Daesh (ISIS)?"

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>>128629692
the problem is when they finaly merge with the paki ones. I mean together they could easily make major trouble in pakistan . One of theire main goals were to get some oaki nukes and fuck with india. That is my biggest concern

>>128630596

F

>>128630770
F

>>128630263
I suppose its a sign of further waning influence and disunity between the Sunnis.
The Saudis are trying real hard to look strong at the moment and we all know what extensive muscle flexing is a sign of.

>>128629368
Looks like she has a GPS module up her twat

>>128630834
I bet the skin on his arm is soft like a baby's ass

>>128630555
>>128630770

Fuck man, I like reading Ivan tweets but half of them are RIP tweets which make me kinda sad.

>>128630854
ich warn dich wenn ich jetzt irgendnen scheiss aufm gerät hab komme ich zu dir nachhause und mach aus dir wiener schnitzel

>>128630650
I don't know. But russian text from above were translated via google translate. As I mention in russian text there is nothing about Issam being pinned down.

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>>128630834
Wow, first picture ever I see when a boytoy is holding a weapon.

>>128630693
Seriously, I do not beleive if you just walk up to a girl in Poland and show her a woman you find attractive she would reply "Wow, that's really neat, anon, I'm glad you find her attractive." I mean, under what circumstances would that take place?

>>128586896
Just saw this post in the archive
what the fuck dude, what the fuck have you been smoking

the so-called Syrian opposition is literally sitting in Qatari hotels and tons of money and arms in the hands of insurgents in Syria come from Qatar

FUCK QATAR
FUCK SAUDI
Let em fuck eachother.

>>128630610
probably Too Soon™ but kekd heartily

>>128630263
I do not think they are switching sides as some anons here are inferring. They are most probably doing political maneuvers to gain US attention for more favorable role to play in future as they have been cucked twice by KSA and UAE in Egypt and Libya. Kinda like what Turkey does all the time.

>>128631064
Who said about a random person in the street in the first place?

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>>128630778
which is exactly why I modified the pasta to say Damascus airport! kek

>>128631064
if hes autistic he wouldnt know its weird

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>>128631022

Kollege, das is ein normaler telegram link.

>>128631115
>FUCK QATAR
true, but maybe they switch sides now

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Hey lads
I want to know your opinions on this jazz piece. I would listen to it alongside a cup of coffee, to cheer me up when I was a stressed 12th grade student.
Would always fix my mood.

I just remembered about it.

https://youtu.be/koG8SdNTdbo

>>128631115
I believe the Britroach did this.

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>>128630841
A nuclear device is definitely the worst case scenario; but I think within the next 5 years we will see some sort of chemical attack within Europe, most likely in Germany or France (no offense.)

There are thousands of nerve gas canisters all over Syria, and some aren't bigger than a American football. Almost of them are weaponized aerosols. I bet that they will use them in in the subway system, or a football game.

That could happen a lot faster and easier than a nuclear device. I think the nuclear thing will only happen if someone within the Pakistani government goes ape shit and flat out sells/gives a nuclear weapon to ISIS. Which could very well happen.

>>128631156
Any girl though, I can't imagine any girl would find that anything other than retarded. Unless perhaps it was your lesbian sister, and even then it's a long shot.

>>128630817
nothing its just a meme that lebanese are phoenecians, iraqis are sumerians, etc

>>128631388
Top fucking kek.

>>128631237
you could fly to Sudan, then to Damaskus and back. You wouldnt have to enter Syria. That would be my only option since I have a kike stamp in my passport

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>>128629738
Have you by any chance wondered where are all these (sand)niggers coming from and why? Well, this is where we get to the bottom of it (and whole lot of other shit).
Read OP, subscribe to southfront and ivan sidorenko, praise Assad and get /comfy/.

>>128631289
k

>>128631377
Sounds smooth and exotic, nice.

>>128631449
They'll never get that shit into Britain, especially now we're leaving the EU. The problem is you can literally buy a shit tonne of AKs in Czechia, then drive to Paris and not be stopped once by border guards.
Schengen was a mistake.

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>>128631427
>I believe the Britroach did this.
It doesn't look like his post style.
Plus there was no mention of Kurds so I think it was someone else.

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>>128631377
Wouldn't normally be my kind of thing but I actually quite like it. It feels like a fusion of ancient middle eastern sounds and modern beats.

>>128627813

>Assad:Trump swallowed all pre-election promises

Where exactly did he say that?

>>128627813
that is a really exquisite chair.
must be worth a fortune

>>128631722
I don't think it will get to Britain either. I think Britain will have massive problems with random stabbing/shootings/and car attacks, but I don't think any sort of WMD attack could occur. You never know though.

>>128630841
>>128631449
Nobody is getting our nukes Hans

>>128631449
I don't think you could smuggle it to Europe easily. The major danger are still that they buy weapons and bombs from former Yugoslavia and start shooting.

>>128631377
Pretty standard "core" as for a jazz piece, interesting, yet stale piano half-tone work.
Percussion doesn't seem very jazzy, more of standard beat. Scat on the vocals is repetitive, yet well-performed, the bass does an outstanding job though, with A#/Bb-F#/G 1-5-2 progressions.
Overall not bad, quite big-bandish in performance, nothing special, just good.
Compare to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weVui4v2ayA
So you understand how jazz can be different.

>>128630817
Just a meme some retarded Lebanese use to pretend their not arabs.

>>128631898
Sure?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Jinnah_International_Airport_attack

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>>128631449
>Pakistani government
>goes ape shit and flat out
again this is my biggest concern.
The taliban madrasas are located in pakistan and the jihad potential is very high there especially against an pro Us and corrupt regime and totally against the cow worshippers.

>>128631878
>>128631365

http://www.gulf-times.com/story/539148/Urgent-measures-needed-to-combat-obesity-in-Qatar

It is alarming that as many as 70% of the participants of the Qatar Biobank were diagnosed obese, as revealed by the annual report released last week.
By the end of December 2016, Qatar Biobank had reached 6,475 participants and out of them, almost 80% (5,136) were Qataris.
The report says that Qatar as a nation has some of the highest levels of metabolic disorders such as obesity and diabetes mellitus within the region.
The data and samples collected from Qatar Biobank participants paint a worrying picture of the local population’s health, including both Qataris and long-term residents, highlights the report.
More than 70% of the population is either overweight or obese and nearly half of all men – 48% – are classified as obese.
Furthermore, 83% of the population participate in little-or-no physical exercise, with 41% not participating in any physical exercise at all, according to the report.
Almost 16% of Qatar Biobank visitors were diagnosed with diabetes, and 86% are Vitamin D-deficient.
Additionally, over 45% of participants consume fast food more than three times a week.
The Qatar Biobank sample cohort showed a low rate of smokers, with 39% of men and 4% of women reporting that they smoked.
Yet another disturbing finding from the report is that more than 45% of both men and women consumed fast food more than three times a week.

The findings from the Qatar Biobank 2016 annual report ought to be taken in the right spirit by those concerned and urgent measures initiated to combat obesity in Qatar.

>>128627813
Assad looks comfy.

>>128631770
There´s another cancerous Anglo times to times, was it any recognizable poster?

Also, I stole this meme.

>>128631940
If you think its tough to smuggle a football sized canister of nerve gas in, all you'd need to do is stuff it in a bale of weed.

>>128632056
It is a very legitimate concern. Obama always said that out of everything he had to deal with in the world Pakistan kept him up at night because they have nukes and could be crazy enough to use them. Or sell them to jihadis.

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/sg/ interview with Bashar al-Assad when?

If you could ask mister president one question during live TV, what would it be?

>>128631466
You're weird.

>>128631388
what brought this on exactly? It looks like there was another case of a gorillian /ptg/s but the mod also talked about spamming non-political stuff?

>>128631854
Absolutely. Bin that knife doesn't work because knives are cutlery, in every home in Britain, but the gun ban unironically does work for the most part. Even when Tommy Mair shot Jo Cox it was with a DIY pipe gun, essentially a glorified bit of plumbing.

>>128631449
the fact is u can make nerve agents at home. even weaponised aerosols. there was that japanese cult that did it in the tokyo subway in the 90's.

I kind of doubt syria is littered with chem weapons. most of them were carted off care of obama and destroyed by some euro companies ( at least 1 finnish company if i remember ) .

That said there might be some left over. But anyone wanting to make/deploy chemical agents in europe just has to cook them there. Much easier than shipping them.

and as for a nuke, I doubt pakistan would give isis one. Again tho, even tho 'dirty bombs' fill much of the american imagination of horror weapons, besides the actual blast, they are pretty harmless devices with no real impact.

>>128632234
Just one?! It would've taken a few hours to come up with the question.
I guess first thing that comes to mind is "what's your idea of the results of Astana talks and it's implementations"

>>128632234
Why do you love killing children so much?

>>128632247
Tell me exactly what she said and how she responded, did she laugh nervously?

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https://twitter.com/IvanSidorenko1/status/871821061033250816
>Spider man supports Bashar al-Assad
After the Liberation of #Maskanah #Tiger_Forces #Tigers_Men Spider Man

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>>128632113
Are you sure this article isn't about America?

>>128632046
Im pretty sure on the safety of our nuclear weaponry.

>2014 report: Pakistan 'most improved' in nuclear security

Link:https://tribune.com.pk/story/657377/2014-report-pakistan-most-improved-in-nuclear-security-beats-india/

>>128631793
The same composer (ziad all rahbani) has a piece that is for some reason, called Palmyra. Which is excellent too.

Please ignore his massive nose.

https://youtu.be/ZoAsbjNYBYI

>>128632010
Wow you sound like an expert..
After listening to what you linked, I guess mine is not exactly jazz.
Btw the woman singing is the composer's mom.
The vocals are the same phrase across the whole song, which is practically a meaningless phrase signger use.

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>>128631722
>>128631854
are you sure about that?

>>128632424
the irony

>>128632447
>spiderman is brown

>>128632234
why must u kill inocent babies?

>>128632113
Qatar sounds like some backwoods redneck family that inherited too much money from their dead grandfather

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>>128632148
>There´s another cancerous Anglo times to times, was it any recognizable poster?
Not sure, but pretty sure it's not the bongroach.

>Also, I stole this meme.
Use it wisely friend, it triggers him, have another.

>>128632456
Gulf arabs and americans are best bros. Both are fat cunts on welfare with migrants doing the white and blue collar jobs while worshipping the (dynastic) royal families and media attention whores.

>>128631722
yeah or you as a first generation immigrant, you could go rent a van, and just drive into people. no need for ak's from chechnya, czeckia or other places.

in fact, if u did this europol would probably track you and the brits would see it in the database. but when u leave you will lose access...

>>128632234
"Wich 2hu wud u fuk mister president?"

>>128632222
You're probably right.

After the next terrorist attack we should just declare the state of emergency and intern every Muslim. Sorry.

>>128632632
Giving weapons to Saud government =/= weapons being inside Britain.

Don't be a Saudi, stop running into people in Audis.

>>128632376
A dirty bomb could shut down a city like Paris or London for years, and cost billions of dollars. A city completely irradiated? It would take decades to scrub every nook and cranny of that city. It wouldn't kill as many people as nuclear bomb but it would have drastic effects on the world at large. Everyone would have to leave the city so they don't get cancer, and it would destroy the economy of said city.

If a dirty radiological bomb goes off in a major city, or a chemical/biological attack, fun will be on hiatus for a generation.

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if deyrezor pockets were about to fall, would you like the druze bitch to flee thru helicopter or to stay and die there?

>>128632628
Wow it really is massive. Nice tune though, thank you for sharing my man.

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Soon

>>128632222
your digits scare me

>>128632222
Yeah and Obama also said that Assad kills babies, gassed his own people and FSA are ((moderate opposition))

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Which button lads?

>>128632742
wtf i love having three quarters of my laws made in belgium now

The fact is assault vans/assault knives can only take out a handful of people at a time, if they smuggled in weapons from Eastern Europe and moved them through the schengen area you get Bataclan tier atrocities, with hundreds of people dying.

>>128632628
>The vocals are the same phrase across the whole song, which is practically a meaningless phrase signger use.
That's called scat and it's a type of jazz vocals, compare with:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFclKdniaDk
And actually I do play jazz in spare time :^)
There are so many types of jazz music that a lot of it does fall into other "genres", but generally speaking everything that originated from blues and ragtime can be called this name.

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>>128632234
>If you could ask mister president one question during live TV, what would it be?

How does it feel to get ABSOLUTELY KEKED BY THE KURDISH RESISTANCE AND PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP?!?!?

>>128633002
>facebook memes
wew lad

>>128632999
That comment was not any sort of endorsement for the Obama administration

>>128629118
Imogen Dyer. Thank me with (You)'s faggots

>>128632376
>there was that japanese cult that did it in the tokyo subway in the 90's.
They were really advanced though, they had facilities specifically for nerve agent cultivation, I don't just mean a shed either, proper compounds.

>>128632999
but pakistan actually has nukes and is contaminated with jihadis

>>128633053
Oh-oh its Belgkurd caps lock time

>>128633094
Has irony not reached Poland?

>>128632957
And then they were arrested by the Communists.

@Brasco_Aad 1h

Saudi Arabia accuses Al-Jazeera of promoting terrorist group and supporting Houthi rebels in Yemen

Saudi Arabia's Al Arabiya comparing Qatari nationals who are trying to stock food in supermarkets with Dogs looking for leftovers.

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>>128632837
>druze bitch

Kill yourself Israeli islamist shill. More and more Arabs are dying because freaks like you.

>would you like the druze bitch to flee thru helicopter or to stay and die there?

It does not matter what I/we would like, but i believe that a men of honour that Isam is he will sink with his ship as a true captain if it come to that.

>>128632691
Thanks, also saved.

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xTH for Pan Arab Secular Ba'athism.

Insurgents in Dara'a took some more rockets:
>https://www.facefuck.com/al2ola.almodr3a/videos/755352714647208/

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>>128630650
He's a burger with blyatski ancestry.

>>128633321
Your friend is going to get heavy metal poisoning.

>>128633324
>Saudi Arabia accuses Al-Jazeera of promoting terrorist group and supporting Houthi rebels in Yemen

wtff I love aljazera now

>>128630817
>Ceterum censeo Carthaginem delendam esse
That's why. Phoenicians are the eternal enemy of the White man.

>>128633281
FAKE NEWS SWEETIE
But seriously my grandfather was fighting in Beriln

>>128633158
You deserve many many (you)s my good man

>>128633321
you're friend is gonna get butthole cancer

depleted uranium is bad for you. hell i might get butthole cancer because ISAF loved using depleted uranium shells

>>128633439
In all that bombardment, there is no way FSA casualties are not underreported.

>>128633321
your friend is retarded and should see a doctor immediately

>>128633096
>>128632942

>scat
Well.. Today I learned.

Yeah its the same thing.

Check this one out. I don't think it's jazz.

I wonder how a human brain can produce this.
Made by the same nose man.
I love the tune that begins at 0:10

https://youtu.be/vx_S9D5PJDs

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>>128633213
Hey look it's Abdullah living in Schilderswijk, The Hague posting with McDonald's' WiFi

fucking faggot

>>128633631
RARE
ERAR
EARR
ARRE

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>>128632837
When the dust settles and the SAA are victorious are you going to go through the /sg/ archives when things were going better for you and fap to your old posts?

damn this would fucking suck
https://youtu.be/zX1KrhNwuoI

>>128633561
My Granduncle shot one Russian in the outskirts of Berlin as a 16 years old. When he was captured they immediately let him go, because he was too young.

>>128632822
>A dirty bomb could shut down a city like Paris or London for years

nope - weeks max. probably days

Though an RDD would be designed to disperse radioactive material over a large area, a bomb that uses conventional explosives and produces a blast wave would be far more lethal to people than the hazard posed by radioactive material that may be mixed with the explosive.[1] At levels created from probable sources, not enough radiation would be present to cause severe illness or death. A test explosion and subsequent calculations done by the United States Department of Energy found that assuming nothing is done to clean up the affected area and everyone stays in the affected area for one year, the radiation exposure would be "fairly high", but not fatal.[2][3] Recent analysis of the nuclear fallout from the Chernobyl disaster confirms this, showing that the effect on many people in the surrounding area, although not those in close proximity, was almost negligible.[4]

see also

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2005/12/23/174140/-

https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/guest-blog/we-need-to-educate-the-public-about-dirty-bombs/

don't believe everything your lying politicians and commanding officers tell you. I certainly hope you have lost respect for whoever told u such a bullshit story.

>>128633631
Hey, my post has stayed in the previous thread.

>>128634008
here it is
>>128628717

>>128632038
Arab is just a language group same way jamaicans are anglophone and congolese francophone.

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>>128633747
Well, now that's quite fucken advanced lad, a looot is going on, the combination of exotic understanding of harmonics and classical aspects of jazz is just fucken wonderful, thanks!

>>128633968
did he felt like an hero or was he emotionally an wrack

>>128632822
>128632822
>>>Everyone would have to leave the city so they don't get cancer, and it would destroy the economy of said city.

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Jesus, you have an imagination. that was funny.

Been lapping up the fear there laddie?

>>128633483
>>128633631
>>128633653
He´s not a retard and stores it safely with his other radioactive collections in a lead container.
DU is an alpha-emitter and less harmful than his natural uranum ores.
But DU is still insanely hot, calling it depleted is an euphemism.

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>>128633890
First running away from ISIS fucks sitting in Toyota's, now running away from ISIS drones

LMAO

SAA CONFIRMED TOO PUSSY TO FIGHT ISIS UNLIKE THE KURDISH RESISTANCE, WHO ARE ABOUT TO PENETRATE RAQQA


DEATH TO ISIS
DEATH TO ASSAD
DEATH TO ARABS
DEATH TO ROACHES

LONG LIVE TRUMP AND THE KURDISH RESISTANCE

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>>128631449
Aren't ISIS right on the border with Pakistan? Couldn't they just raid for some?

>>128633747
You have good taste in music.
0:10 is like Arabic classical music version of the bass drop, love it. As a piece it is so full of energy.

Could be a theme tune to a chase in a busy bazaar or something akin to that.

Is this kind of music popular in Syria?

>>128634139
Tbqh war is not nice. My grandfather never really talked about war

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>>128633278
>I-I was just being ironic, y-you believe me right guise?

>>128633992
It would not kill many people, but the radioactivity would make the area unsafe for longer habitation. But if a massive clean up is made, it would be again. It would be very expensive however.

>>128633043

cool bro. nice story and all. I just want you to remember that I'm not saying paranoia isn't your friend, I'm just saying you should make sure it isn't your only friend.

>>128631449
What are the chances of independent Balochistan?

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>>128634202
>death to isis
>long live trump

really activates those walnuts

>>128634139
He felt really guilty and became very Christian

>>128633101
There are safe measures in place and the military and Intelligence is not stupid to let our weaponry to fall in jihadi hands and give others reason to invade us like Iraq. Our greatest benefactor China is also threatened by terrorism especially ETIM do you think they are also not afraid of nightmare scenario as you have described above which can also cause them harm. I have heard rumors that both Pakistani and Chinese military have planned security collaborative measures to protect our nuclear assets especially after signing of CPEC.

>>128633197
refer to >>128632585

>>128633747
This the same guy by the way?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSQIxC5JmEU
Today I've learnt more about music than in the last month combined kek

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>consistent gains by the SAA
>consistent gains by the PMU
>gulf countries imploding
Today is really comfy.

>>128633158
Age and fat is bitch. Sad, senpai.

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>>128634342
>paranoia isn't your friend, I'm just saying you should make sure it isn't your only friend.

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>>128634377
stop speaking in fucking memes you 13yo lil fuck

come back to 4chin once you have hair growing on your armpits

>>128633165
sure but invoking a long bullshit tale about how Syria is sure to be both littered with chem weapons and with just a little smuggling...ffs, it sounds like he is trying to sell us chem weapons and they come with free shipping. given his beliefs about dirty bombs, I think he hasn't a clue.

Hi everyone, I've been out eversince we tracked down those trainingcamps we had glassed.

Why is everybody suddenly against the Kurds?

Also, how's Ivan?

>>128634580
hello mehmet, nice to meet you

>>128634421
>imbling shitskins can into safe measures
corruption and religious fanaticism can always get u, my friend

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>>128634318
That wasn't even me, you retard.
>>128634342
What are you even on about? I'm saying terrorism isn't likely to inflict mass casualties in britain, that's the opposite of paranoia.

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>>128634323
>>128633992
>>128632822
And why are the people in bombroshima and killasaki living normal without much higher cancer rates and stuff?

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>>128634633
>Why is everybody suddenly against the Kurds?

They are being too successful in the fight against ISIS.

>>128634658
fuck off to 9gag faggot

>>128634633
they aren't bijing enough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlZ1IQzb_ig

>>128634746
Still applies to (you) m8.

>>128634052
I mean they do sell drugs. The Taliban sells drugs all the fucking time. They are obviously massive hypocrites

>>128634171
No just CRBN combat training

>>128634421
Yeah but there are a good chunk of sympathizers in all levels of the Pakistani government

>>128634360
not high

>>128634774
they were relatively clean nuclear bombs that didn't even preform well. hiroshima was a "fizzle" compared to what it could have been.

it'd be different if it was cobalt laced dirty bomb solely for the purpose of spreading radiation

https://southfront.org/video-msm-propaganda-turns-against-itself-as-family-of-boy-in-ambulance-from-aleppo-tells-truth/

This is it? I expected more than a minute and a half interview :|

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Israel anons what do you think about Benji? Is he good guy?

>>128634071
>>128634272

Ziad alrahbani (composer) is the son of Fairuz, the best living arab singer. He is considered a prodigy by many.
Recently he went to live in Russia, probably forever.

Here are some top tier pieces by him. You won't regret it.

https://youtu.be/eOqLnPHHa_E

https://youtu.be/gqcxmEuswHg

https://youtu.be/81GF8baht7c

>>128634272
this piece alone can spur me into action when feeling lazy.
Nah. In general syria doesn't produce music. The lebanese did.
This guy is lebanese btw.

>>128634449
Yeah.

>>128634971
How? I was just acknowledging his usage of facebook memes was ironic.

>>128634774
Because the bombs didn't cause much radioactive particles to be release.

>>128635134
>pic
It's true, at first he wanted to deport them to Madagascar (1934), but after Himmler took power thingz got out of hand.
Hell, there's even 1 million Euro reward for a person that can prove Hitler new about Holocaust.

>>128632380
yeah... I was thinking of sending a bunch of questions to Sana along with a nice story and maybe it will follow through... but only one legit question ... and that was from you

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>>128634853
>They are being too successful in the fight against ISIS.
Kek, you mean negotiating their safe escape so they can get away safely?
>Until Ivan hits their escape routes.

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>>128634633
> Why is everybody suddenly against the Kurds?
Becoz the people here have never met a nationalist kurd before and believed the MSM that they were working with the Syrian govt.
Now that its obvious theyre only stealing Syria land they know the truth about this Rojava project.

>>128635178
ALSO LISTEN TO THIS YOU ARE GONNA FUCKING LOVE IT.

It might feel sad tho

https://youtu.be/Icj6kabTioQ

By ziad too

>>128635178
I'm sending the links straight to my guitar guy, we'll try it out the next time we meet, so I guess you should be a bit happy knowing some random Poles will be playing and adaptating his works!
Thanks again lad, great stuff.

>>128635231
Eternal Anglos stand strong together as one lad. A slight against one is a slight against all, unless that slight comes from a Jihadi, then your officials just look the other way.

>>128634323
bro - cars pumped out lead gas for decades. and no cared - even tho it caused violent crime.

I am pretty sure the clean up would be done. and it's simple to find the radioactive particles - just look for them with a geiger counter.

Now think, if u have a carryable bomb, it has to include explosives and what not. and then the radioactive material. How much radioactive material do u think they will have in a bomb they can carry?

It's a fictitious threat cooked up by the bush admin. It's a shit choice of weapon. It has huge risk of detection. and if u not gonna kill people for all that risk, then u might as well just rent a van and steal some knives from your mama's kitchen. it's cheaper, it's more effective and makes for great tv.

but unless u swallow a lump of uranium ( or whatever ) or keep it in your pocket, it's not really that dangerous. Not that i want to be anywhere near it. but it's a story that is told to make u scared even tho there are no serious scientists who believe it is a threat. it's not. it's not like people could never live in Hiroshima again, is it?

>>128635462
Kek do it and record the final product. Share it here pls.

>>128635178
Thanks for all the music, I shall have a listen.
So is it mostly just Lebanon that produces music in the Arab world or are there any other countries/regions that do it?

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>>128635309
>implies ISIS and the Kurds are working together

yea sure you fucking refugee dick sucking faggot, can't believe Assad's propaganda has reached to your 2 brain cells

retard

>>128634669
true as you are going to experience it soon aswell

>http://gatesofvienna.net/2017/04/welcoming-the-caliphate-to-brazil/

>>128634853
> They are being too successful in the fight against ISIS.
Kek. Kurd detected.

>>128635384
who tf in the msm said they were working with the syrian govt

>>128634992
Cant argue you on that my friend.

>>128635627
Anyway how is life in SA? My cousin has recently gone there to help black people.

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>>128635384
>stealing Syria land
>stealing

yeah, the SAA shouldn't have deserted their fucking bases when they saw the ISIS Toyota's coming their way.

Then the KURDISH RESISTANCE wouldn't even need to clean up the mess ISIS had installed


fucking arabs make me puke

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>>128635422
The more sad the song is, the better for me, can't stand funky easy pieces honestly.
Also deep vocals, cool. Amazing how it can be moll (in English minor) combined with the exotic elements of adapting the quarter-tones to half-tone scale. Cheers lad.

>>128635852
why the fuck would he do that?

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>>128635801
>Kurd
I'm a Belgian Kurd

>>128635895
>Caet Blanchett
MY NIGGER

>>128635639
umm kulthum was egyptian and was probably one of the biggest arab singers of all time

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>>128635638
Alright, I'll put it on the wordpess in OP, but don't expect it to be done earlier than 2-3 months, we're lazy, old people after all

>>128634853
So everbody finally realised they will demand and claim their own state when this is over? Good.

Are we currently active in any intelligence operations? Any high value targets that need tracking down?

>>128635962
>Belgian
>Kurd

No, you're either a Belgian, or a Kurd. You can't be both.

>>128635920
He wants to get AIDS.

>>128635920
>he
kek
Her sister even has a nig bf, who happens to a an alcoholic

>>128635962
RAQQA WHEN MY FELLOW CAPS-TYPING JIHA- I MEAN FREEDOM FIGHTER?!

>>128635854
nice pic

>>128635852
Male or female cousin?

>>128636107
>white woman goes to africa to "be humanitarian"
For fucks sake. I bet she'll come back to Germany and have a Rheinlandbastard.

>>128635639
AFAIK the major traditional produces of music are lebanon and egypt.

For some reason, the lebanese have a very disproportionate number of singers and musicians for their small population.

Firuz in lebanon is usually compared by Umm Kulthum of egypt. The latter is too ancient for my tastes, I literally can't grasp or appreciate it.

>>128635895
Here is a sad piece by ziad. Gimme your opinion.

https://youtu.be/kng-ZQuZA8E

Btw all these pieces were used in theatre plays he wrote. His mum also acted in them.

>>128636028
I can wait :)

>>128636194
female obviously
see>>128636107