Brit/pol/: Labour Voters Edition

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I'm desperate for another happening!!

Would have used this one even if the tripvictim got his in first.

DEPORT SANDNIGGERS BE THEY OF THE SHALOM SALAM OR CURRY VARIETY AND GOOKS TOO

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>mfw Nige is still on

>tfw so many shit low-effort attacks lately your mind drifts and you start planning better ones yourself

GCHQ don't scoop out my brains pls I just have an active imagination

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Start going to church.

>>128621957
>>British men
fuck off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsBBQHIOjYI

It's 2001, how would /brit/pol react

>>128622187
I know that feel, I even get paranoid that SHE'S listening to my thoughts

>>128622196
tl;dr? I assume it's something to do with Scotland having less people going to Uni even though it's free?

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#Pray4London

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTjRUlsPzLo

>>128622292
>be American
>get planed

Who's voting for who? Any why

>>128622375
I dont reckon any planes hit the towers tbphwy

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For fucks sake

>>128622401
Reluctantly voted tory

>>128622079
Meh...I've smashed worse

>>128622401
Start paying your tax

>>128622253
>Not living the secular existence of the Imperial Truth and waiting for the Emperor of Mankind to reveal himself and lead us into a prosperous and Muslim free future.

>>128622483
K I'm sure it was a hologram and none of the people ever existed.

>>128622536
>Fahrenheit

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKyLoWG_NC0

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Manc Scum reporting in

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What's that? You like masturbating to little girls? Just because they're drawn doesn't mean it's legal. That Muse girl you fancy is only 16, I don't care if she looks over 18. You are breaking the law under the Internet Regulation Act.

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>>128622536
>fahrenheit

>>128622559
You would if you could

>>128622401
RARE
A
R
E

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ANIME

WEB

TURNPIKE

>>128622543
You fool

>>128622196
>mfw this isn't a real blog
would read/10

>>128622654
>Being this lower class.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpNpDM-enLw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpNpDM-enLw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpNpDM-enLw

I must say, this is rather comfy.

>>128622104
This is quite accurate.

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>>128622401
If I vote, it will be Tory, simply to try and prevent Corbyn getting in, but at this stage I might just go to the polling station and fling my own shit at everybody.

Based ex-muslim on Nige

Hey bros Muslim here

(please don't hate) i was born here

Serious question, my Imam told me i had to give him my postal vote. (my parents say i can't vote any other way).

But i kinda wanted to vote for Greens this year (my first election) as all living creatures were made by Allah and Allah loves all animals, i feel they may help my area with the climate and improve animal welfare.

So i kinda want to keep it and vote myself, but i will be persecuted by my community and Imam if i refused to hand it over.

What do i do?

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>>128621957

https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/871451490199756800

Why are you not voting Labour again?

Anyone else just really bored of people shitting on and moaning about Corbyn and whatevers been recently reported about him?

I don't like him and I won't be voting for him and yet everyone I know wastes time moaning about him to me. Its not interesting in the least. Its like picking on the legitimately retarded kid and then boasting to your friends about it.

>>128623093
heard that literally she said shut anything that's islamic down

>>128622401
RARE
>>128622536
>Using Fahrenheit

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Will Saudi start WW3 in their decline?
Will Mummy take away R internet?
Will Jezzer PUSH THE BUTTON?
>answer me you cretins

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>>128622643

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>>128622253

Went for the first time yesterday and got woken up from my nap today by a middle-age woman (NOT QT) asking if I wanted to go to a bible study group on Thursday. Also, keep posting rare Niges.

>>128621957
>Implying you wouldn't spunk all over those tits

>>128623118
stop shitposting

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>>128623134
Ross kemp supports labour

It's all over lads

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Worth voting?

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>>128623230
...it's the only way to be sure

>>128623230
KSA are shit tier even with all the weapons they buy.

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>>128623258

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>>128622253
My local church old fogies are all slobbering pro-refugees Lib Dem voters and other assorted do-gooders.

t. rural villager

>>128623118
This is high quality bait

>>128623118
>What do i do?

become a better troll?

>>128623352
I'm amazed we dont have it already

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>>128623042
Fair enough, that's not a bad idea (pic sorta realted?). Why would you vote Tory over Labour?

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>>128623118
> I was born here

>>128622323
>>128622323

- corybn is wrong, despite tuition fees more people are going to uni, both overall and from the poorest areas.
- scotland only part of uk with no tuition fees but the poorest are least likley to go to uni in scotland.
- complains about the cost, mentions nick clegg.
- northern ireland has the most uni applicants (as % of pop) and beats england + wales by far.
- argues this is due to grammar schools and faith in NI
- goes on rant about how parents should decide which schools children go to.
- ends by calling labour champagne socialists who send their children to grammars but ours cant.

>>128623352
>tfw on my way to becoming a teacher and see this
Now I have to vote Tory.

What is you lads opinion on millenial wews?

Best maiden song lads?

Currently blasting them out with the window open, shitting all over the dance/pop playing neighbors.

>>128623118
>What do i do?

tell him your dog ate it

>>128623372
>KSA are shit tier even with all the weapons they buy
They run the whole world, so it doesn't matter

>>128623341

Only because his ex wife who worked for Murdoch cucked him by shagging Cameron.

>>128623527
10/10 lad

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>>128623352

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>>128623250
>>128623196

The apostates are always the most savage in their criticism because they know how it works.

>>128623250

Let's start a militia lad.

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>one of the terrorists were featured in a BBC doco

>tfw remembered to run and hide but forgot to tell

>>128623529
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O62AUMB_zk

Just got my British Passport today, I am British Today by Allah and her Majesty!!

>>128623529
Fear of the Dark

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>>128623459
There's a shred of me that still has hope for this country, but if Corbyn and his ilk get into power it will all be gone tbph.

>>128623471
Cheers lad.

>>128623640
Channel Four dingo, get it right.

>>128623640
it was channel 4 mate

>>128623529
Hallowed Be Thy Name

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>>128623677

>>128623527
>millenial wews
Love his Videos and hearing him talk , think people with low attention spans will not be able to watch , same with Sargons Videos tho

>>128623597
Pseud

>>128623709
Already had it. The live version sends shivers down my spine.

Really need to see them live.

>>128623529
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7zk4as9kzA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7zk4as9kzA
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7zk4as9kzA

>>128623527
prefer roaming millenial - not exactaly an eyesaw, if you know what I mean...

>>128623709

kek

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>>128623459

how can they keep a straight face wit plates of shit under noses, i'd be pulling a face like Max Payne

>>128623712
And that hope is with the Tories? What a batty crease

Just seen the cult of Corbyn assembling in the ultra-marginal seat of Gateshead, defending the tiny majority that is 15,000 votes. Marginal Labour candidates realise Corbyn is poison to there campaign and are keeping him away!

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>>128623826
>eyesaw
>if you know what i mean

i think you mean eyesore?

>>128623770
nah, hes alright by me. His videos have helped me out

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>>128623378

R A R E

>>128623758
I love Britain! I love Tea! I love Allah!

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>tfw no chubby British slag to fuck

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>>128623250
>>128623630

I'm up for a Cheshire Militia.

>>128623529
Everything on Powerslave
The Number of the Beast
The Phantom of the Opera
Killers
Fear of the Dark
Hallowed be thy Name

t. yank

>>128622483
i know someone who was there, in the wtc plaza when it happened. they have no reason to lie about it. they said it happened.

>>128623864
No, it's with not having Corbyn, McDonnell and Abbott in power.

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>>128623925

>>128623118kys you women hating, homophobic , child rapist following poor excuse for a human being

>>128623826
sorry, do you mean you are a gypsy prostitute?

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>>128623250
/CheshirePol/ is best /pol/

>>128622536
Disgusting

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>>128623949
>springer spaniel
Nice.

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Daily reminder that if you vote Labour you're a Paki rape enabler.

>>128623529
Also
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g48yAbRKvRs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g48yAbRKvRs
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g48yAbRKvRs

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>>128623943

>>128623959
$0.8

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>>128623597
>>128623769
>>128623826

In that case I have a series of wews 'fanfics' I think you might appreciate...

>>128624133
THICC

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>>128624028
Whats he doing near the commons?

>>128623709
Came here to post this.

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>Lib-dems set to be wiped out
>maybe for good
>Nick Clegg's seat threatened

WHY DIDN'T YOU SKIM IT

>>128624010
That's true, Abbott is a turn off, but I fear 5 more years of Tory rule will be a particularly bad one, worse than Corbyn.

i was being serious i am a muslim, oh well i didn't think /pol/ would help

back to /int/ i go :(

>>128623949
i'll get sharpening my spoons

GCHQ the above statement is a joke and not a declaration of intent to manufacture dangerous culinary equipment.

>>128624231
Sauce pls don't be memeing

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>>128623527

Fucking brilliant man. His new video really demonstrates an evolution in his forulation of ideas and public speaking, it's really inspiring. Top lad desu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzNat9uKts4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrDekDeyuRE

you've now been transported 20 years into the future. You haven't aged.

What do you see?

>>128624100
Somerset is the master race chesiwog

>>128624133

I'd like to sleep with my head resting between her thighs, if she farted I wouldn't mind because i'd be asleep and just breathe it in

>>128624277
why are you muslim?

>>128624231
Orkney/Shetland will always be Libdems.

who /NOTTZ/ here braaaap brap

>>128624142
it's $0.80

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>>128624277

Why are you still a Muslim?

>>128624433
davey cameron is a pie

>>128624277
>back to /int/
do it in real life too, lad

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>>128623527

He's 34 and still lives at home.

I mean, I'll accept a couple of barren years as someone struggles to figure out what they want to do in life but Jesus fucking Christ.

>"Lemme tell you guys how the world works..."

If you know how it works, how come you can't leverage this knowledge into a job, you sad cunt?

Imagine being 34 and having to ask your dad for money to go buy some tins. Fucking hell.

America here watching from afar. Don't let them take your internet away.

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>>128623529
The Trooper, dude.
Powerful lyrics.
If only did the people in Britain behave and feel like the Trooper, rather than running away with pints in hands when mudslimes attack...

>>128624231
If Cameron put more resources into Hallam Clegg would have lost to Labour, but Cameron took it easy on old Cleggy

>>128624133
Phwoar!!

>>128624231
[Citation needed]

>>128624259
we'll see won't we. buckle up

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Anyone got any money on this election?

I have five that labour doesn't break 200 seats

>>128624516
>He's 34 and still lives at home.

I think he is in Europe now

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>>128624104

Prefer Cocker Spaniels myself, hoping to get a pupper from this lad sometime in August.

>>128623529
Normie here, only know run to the hills.

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>>128624516
Episode 2 part 1

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>>128623949
>>128624290
>>128624100

First militia meetup when?

>>128624367
>>128624462
because I believe in allah, i just wanted to vote greens and not give my Imam my postal vote so he votes labour.

i don't think i can do anything about it tho.

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>>128623250
Why did this half-Japanese mongrel become your symbol and not pure-blood Alice? Do you really prefer burnt rice over an English weeaboo?

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Passed this cutie earlier!

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>dennis skinner might lose his seat
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/beauty-has-high-hopes-of-beating-beast-of-bolsover-l9nndcp5z

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>>128624516
Episode 2 part 2

>>128624607
got £50.00 on turnout to be over 63.5%, might but money on Tories winning between 350-390 seats as well

>>128624607
60 Squid on Labour winning over 183.5 Seats

60 Squid on Lib dems winning under 11.5

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>>128622647
Bruv I am a Muslim it's part of my culture init.

>>128621957
I swear I recognise that blonde thing on the left.

Think her name is Gina

>>128624726
be safe when crossing the road kids, watch out for trucks

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What did he meme by this?

>>128624329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCTgUq6hzUk

>>128624538
Dickinson voted Leave, too.

>>128623874
whereas theresa may speaking to 25 agricultural club members and eton educated fart-sniffers at a bespoke 'posh pimms china' set factory in Chuffingham, Breadhamptonshire is the sign of a thriving campaign engaging with the whole nation is it? lets see theresa may talk in front of 1000 regular people anywhere without pissing her incontinence knickers out of fright. she's a bust, your party is fucked now take it like the man you ostensibly are.

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>>128624753

>>128622104

>laughing whilst you carry out your own ter-

wait, shit, no. Ignore that GCHQ

>>128624700
Stop being so spineless.

I attacked my father when I was 12 for Christ sake

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>>128624516
I think we both no you are grossly over exaggerating

>>128622546
Dude what? That's fucking gros...Yea me too.

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>>128624700

Embrace Christ, your Lord.

>>128621957
>>128622282
This.

>anglo """humans"""

>>128621957
nice flapjacks

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>>128624721
karen wheres the flag. but there are multiple brit/pol/ approved anime girls

>>128624726
should have run her over

>>128624767

what are the returns on that?

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>>128624028

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>>128623527

As an anonymoose postehr who's only jast heard about thes 'millennial woes' ah have to admit ah watched some and thought: 'goooash, that's clevarr'

>>128624607
Got about 2 grand on Conservatives over few markets

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>>128624807

Don't half ass giving the bad cunts a good thrashing you thick Yank.

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>>128625013

>>128624329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCdRFMp8Xwo

Much to my susprise.

Britain is empty. They all died

>>128622401
Not voting, both major parties have major flaws and my seat is a safe Tory seat.

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>>128624721
More then one Brit/pol/ anime girl m8te

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>>128625013

>>128624979
All together around 230 I think both had around evens each

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>>128621957
made this oc lads

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>>128624665
Faggot. Springers are literal war heroes.

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>>128624726
We truly have fallen

>>128624851
just keep going to be safe
>laughing before you carry out terrorist attacks
>inventing terrorism for a laugh
>inventing laughter as a linguistic payload to weaponise derision into a force capable of creating or destroying empires
>laugh at VCR of Roy chubby brown killing 30 jihadists in hand to hand combat before being overwhelmed and eaten alive, in reverse, set to Duran Duran

fixed it

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>>128624399
>>128624231
The Lib Dems have 4 never going anywhere seats:
>The one with Aberystwyth
>The milkman's
>Orkney and Shetland
>Sheffield Hallam

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>>128624846
fuck off Momentum shill, I look forward to your tears on Friday morning and rioting, because that's usually what the left do when they don't get their own way.

>>128623341
Shouldn't that be going up the back of.

>>128625095

At least spoil your ballot mate

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>>128624756

The best ones were the comments under the Daily Record articles but I can't be arsed finding them

CON: 353
LAB: 219
SNP: 48
LDEM: 7
PC: 3
GRN: 1
UKIP: 0

>>128623118
Phone a newspaper as an anonymous source and tell them about it. I'd be willing to bet its pretty widespread

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>>128625103
>assam and rosehip
>not pekoe and darjeeling

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>>128625183
REMEMBER LADS a vote for UKIP...is a vote for fucking UKIP. Stay safe!

>>128624888
>>128624910

I'm not going to stop believing in what i believe in. i wasn't asking to be converted I am a proud muslim. I just wanted some advice on how to stop my Imam voting for me (if i refuse i will face a sharia court hearing) as he says it's Allah's will that he votes for me.

Even if i refused I can't go anywhere.

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is /our guy/ in this thread?

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>>128624892

He's 34.

Up until recently, he still lived at home.

Facts.

This is the guy you're listening to?

I just checked: his earliest video is from three years ago. Three years is enough time to get a PhD. So in all the time a person could do that, Woes spent it sitting in his mum's back room in the dark talking to a fucking webcam. Good luck to him now, I suppose but the dude's a chronic depressive who’s never lived in the real world.

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Corbyn isn't popular enough to get elect-

>>128625154

Clegg in Sheffield Hallam has a majority 2,353...

>>128625183
not a shill, just a working class person sick of (((austerity))), you stupid paki

Putin BTFO the Russia Narrative

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BGUgcC3dbOY

>>128625230
Not even registered to vote here yet, moved a couple of months ago.

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>>128625132
>ttar
Why

>>128625322

Stop being a thick cunt and vote Tory lad.

DIANE ABBOT

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ON SKY RIGHT NOW

>>128625246

>the one about him flying a crude drone around dropping bananas on black guys in the town square

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>>128624346
No way mate my city used to have Based Brandeth running it. He's the only Tory to not walk around with a stick up his arse

>>128625333
Are they shouting give us free stuff??

>>128625333

I heard that Bernardo Sand fellow in the US also attracted large crowds

I wonder what happened to that guy

lads, i never have any energy in the evenings after work

how do i stop feeling so lethargic? i want to be able to get tasks/chores done in the evenings

>>128623769
Sargon being unwatchable has nothing to do with short attention spans and everything to do with his awful personality and opinions.

>>128625464
why would anyone vote tory?

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>>128625333
>gateshead

>>128625230
The spoilt ballot meme is retarded. The whole point of not voting is that it means nothing so why waste your time. If you go down to the polling station you may as well vote, you'll still get the same result, continues immigration and globalism.
>le counted statistics
Brilliant, you're lumped in with local nutters and edgy fags for what? What difference does it make if it's counted? Non voters are counted also but you're just a retard that wasted your time to actively do nothing.

>>128625154
Clegg is on a knife edge to Labour.
Before 1997 Sheffield Hallam was a safe tory seat.

Diane wants bollards everywhere.

Great plan, Diane,

If only there were a commonality to these attacks that we could also focus on,.

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>>128625333
>Labour safe seat with a majority of 15,000

Murnaghan roasting Abbot

>>128625475

Bet John McDonnell is having a fit.

>>128625322
You're a spineless worm mate
You're not going to do anything. You're going to spend your whole life as a slave doing what others tell you.

Off yourself prick. Why come here if you won't act on any solution.

And I bet this imam is some fat fuck too. Pathetic. Taking orders from some old man.


You're such a child

>>128625464
Hell no my Imam and parents have both made it clear that a vote for the conservatives is a vote against Allah.

They say labour are the only ones that support our position and rights here, i just like the greens because i wanted to be a vet after I'm done at uni.

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>>128625464
Hahahahahahahahaha. Vote UKIP or fuck off.

>>128625565

What's you sleep schedule like, lad?

>>128624696
GCHQ

I do not intend to form a right wing militia and i distance myself from any spoon attacks that may take place

>>128625333
>Gateshead
>15,000 Majority
>39th safest seat in the country

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWfouFEROlY

>>128625475
What's she saying?

>>128625330
you seem like a real cunt. but not in that manly way, in that sort of worm like way..
like Wormtounge bloke in Lord of the Rings

>>128624516
> If you know how it works, how come you can't leverage this knowledge into a job, you sad cunt?
Yeah but he has has he not?

Also Fuck Corbyn.

>>128625685
>UKIP
Why do you want 340,000 immigrants a year you fucking cuck?

>>128625668
Mohammed fucks pigs in hell.

Kill yourself heathen.

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Cool

"The very rare “paradummy” was deployed as a military deception device, imitating a real paratroop drop and causing the Nazis to mistakenly relocate firepower during the Second World War.

The dummies were one third human size and had small arms, legs and heads.
Read More

They were made out of hessian cloth, and were filled up with sand to make them drop to the ground quicker.

Nicknamed “Ruperts”, they were dropped in four locations over Normandy at about the same time thousands of Allied airmen landed in the correct drop-zones on the night of June 5, 1944.

Six SAS soldiers were dropped alongside the puppets and played recordings of loud battle noises in order to divert the Nazi troops from the real invasion.

They were designed to explode and burst into flames when they hit the ground."

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>>128625567

>>128625330
Being a chronic depressive is a symptom of understanding the world desu.

>>128625753
It was basically the equivalent of blagging your way through your class presentation having done no research at all

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Why do old people never spell correctly online?

>>128625668
Lol stop LARPING

>>128625398
That's after EVERYTHING was thrown at him, that was the lowest of the low, the result of being in power for 5 years

The muslims are the last remnants of a backwards time, where if you expressed feelings against your rulers, you'd get murdered for it. A lot of wars were fought in the west, alot of blood spilled, to free us from this oppression. There's one more war to fight. Once the nation of islam's bloodlust is quelled, once it's hardline totalitarianism is brought inline with the rest of humanity, humanity can be finally free to move on from religious dogma forever.

Of course, this comes with its own problems, which we need to deal with in our stride, but at least there'll be no more kids blown up in the name of a non-existant god.

>>128622536
>fahrenheit
the only people i know who use fahrenheit is 70+ years old

>>128625685
put on a tripcode so i can filter you cuckold

>>128625565
it was meant to be 8 hours of work, 8 hours of sleep, 8 hours for leisure. now it's 10 hours of work, 4 hours of commuting, 2 hours of your side gig / second job, 6 hours for sleep and 2 hours for leisure. it's pointless and it kills people. luckily there are plentyon 19 year old tory boys with fun haircuts who truly believe that they and they alone are the inheritors of the glorious meritocracy that has delivered them a trust fund, an easy job, and a retarded half sister called Anuzziandiaria they can fuck round the back of the guest house during garden parties. It's truly a blessed life.

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>>128625330
>implying aryan looking women are attractive

>>128625748
>Labour are going to win they keep saying

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>>128625565
Diet and exercise?

>>128625811
نفسيأنت قطع رأسهك افر

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>>128625668
tell youre parents and imam they are committing shirk by encouraging voting.


Did you know that labour supports lgbt rights? If you vote for them. You support lgbt and Muslims can't do that.


Have fun with your head exploding :3

If you're going to be a drone. Follow your own rules properly. You don't even read your shitty manual you call a religious text

Might piss down on voting day

So that's the youth vote done then

HuffPo done an article claiming most terrorists aren't real Muslims cos they drink alcohol and smoke cannabis

On that logic all those 'moderate' Muslims who also willfully ignore certain parts of the Quran aren't real Muslims either

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>>128624516
t. american

>>128622643
nice map
can i save it?

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Are you ready for the new queen mummy of Brit/pol/ boys?

>>128625964
Go on...

>>128626094
The Yougov projection of a hung parliament says Bedford is likely Labour. From that alone I can tell it's horseshit.

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I wish this thread would be more militant about keeping out labour shills. Regardless of how you feel about the Tories, Jeremy "Free Hormones for Children" Corbyn terrifies me to my core.

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>>128626131
You now cannot look at the word Allah without seeing a cat

>>128625629
see >>128625933

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>>128625806
What? Do you think immigration is going to change at all under tory scum?

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>>128625712

No lad I mean we would just be LARPing about defending our homes from the foreign hordes and that hahaha nowt serious hahaha

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>>128626007
Lol no

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>>128625964
Yeah... no. We just need to exist under our own authority and not fall under the thumb of an Islamic one. Your Atheism+ nonsense can fuck right off and it, and it's influences, are in no small part to blame for us being in this position in the first place.

>>128626131
Not even going to bother google translating your coon runes.

Just know that Allah himself is continually drowning in a sea of pig semen. While he watches Mohammed get anally pounded by pigs.

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>>128626204
Don't forget Daddy!

Lads.

Why the fuck did nobody tell me that dark fruit strongbow is basically Vimto?

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>>128626204
I LOVE MUMMY DD

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>>128625752
Good nostalgia. What does she do now?

>>128626204
Bout a month ago I thought she was gonna win.
But unfortunately it's becoming clearer that she won't stand a chance this time around. Sad

>>128626204

Yes.

If only I could get the image out of my head of her tonguing her old husband's semi-erect pisshole and then giggling because one of his really long grey pubes made her sneeze

>>128626363
But modern Christianity Theology is what led us to opening our borders in the first place

>>128625685
UKIP is a sinking boat mate. Even Nigel left the party after the "independence" was achieved.

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>>128626204
I'd let her cuck me

i would,both

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>>128626304
>he thinks I vote

>>128623352

I want to introduce things that already exist.

The ALREADY take your young children away from you if you question their just developed (surprisingly in line with the heavy marketing towards children) need to go through the process of altering their gender.

>>128626131
كنت خاضعة والنوم مع الرجال

No ones scared of a mummy's boy too scared to stand up to and old man

Let's be honest. You'd let the old man fuck you wouldent you? You're that weak of a person.

>>128625607
karen is CUTE

inb4 >obviously

>>128626238
he only has a 1000 majority though, 3000 difference in Leave to remain as well.
I thought it was bollocks when I think I saw based on their projections Amber Rudd was going to lose

>>128626413
Is it decent? Going to pop to Asda tomorrow for my election night booze, not sure what to get.

>>128626175
huffpo are doing a good job of pretending to be takfiris

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>>128626548
Well I'm not voting for communism and I'm not tory scum, so I have no other choice.

>>128623118
>i will be persecuted by my community and Imam if i refused
Grow the fuck up and start making your own decisions about your own Life or go rent a fucking van with your knife wielding friends and get it over with.

>>128626545
Did I say wholly responsible?

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>>128625330
>>128624516

t. definitely not Nick Lowles

The guy has a fantastic work ethic and astute observations. Furthermore, judging by his current renown and patreon numbers is now definitely self-sufficient. Hobble on ya wee rat.

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>>128625860
That is cool. When did we stop being so innovative?

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unmummy no maternal instinct May only has her preserved power as head of a corrupt pedophilic unaccountable scumbag state. thats all shes got in this world thats all she cares about. she dosnt give a fuck about you or your kids

a vile ugly creature that oozes insecurity and contempt

>>128623118
I demand evidence of islamicity

>>128625806
>340k is bad so you might as well have 600k
>What is helping to create a national appetite for less migrants
>UKIP would keep the current numbers

>>128625690
between 6-7 hours a night. wake up at 6 for work
>>128626101
relatively healthy diet, usually get my 5 a day (mainly fruit though). tend to eat a lot of frozen and tinned food. i also eat too much sugar. work as a gardener so i'm probably more active than average

>>128626204
>island genetics

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>>128626585
I never asked about your voting preferences. Just asked "Do you think immigration is going to change at all under tory scum?" The Tories will win, do you think anything will change?

>>128626726
>No choice

Is there anything more cucked than compromise?

>>128626131
لا إله

>>128626594
Banning Encryption would help catch these pricks doing these attacks, out of all the attacks I'd bet 90% of them were planned on Whatsapp.

Pakis love that shit

>>128626681
its fucking lush, tastes better than most of the piss beer of paddy cider in this country

>>128626728
Lets be honest he is probably the runt of the litter and got raped by his brothers and father

The guys more submissive than most homosexuals

>>128626545
Western Civilization is built on Christianity you dense turd. You can't get rid of the underlying fabric and expect it to not all fall apart. The rise of atheism is why we are where we are now. Read some Nietzsche and Jung.

>>128626868
Leave mummy alone

>>128622401
literally finished my flag collection thank you sir