Pls visit our country

Im coming soon. After ramadhan.

>>128619976
this

pls spend a lot of money

do you have good food? I only go to countries that have good food and pretty things to look at because im a brainwashed american

>>128619976
sell me on it. why go there and not elsewhere?

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Already went on "vacation" this year sorry.

>>128619976
i'll go and bang your hotties

we need mony
we poor
please

>>128620291
Croatia has the best food. You like burgers? They got burgers that look like breakfast sausages without the casings. Shit it delicious. Ćevapi, get those.

If you like fish you're in for a treat since half the country is next to the Adriatic Sea. Believe me you'll eat like a king for the price of a peasant.

Croatian girls are the pickiest and most whiny girls I've ever met. Holy shit just enjoy your food stop complaining.

>>128619976
I'd rather our countries become friends again.

>>128620727
Diaspora girls are like that times a fuckin million

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Are we invited?

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>>128619976
no visit #flotus homeland, fuck croats
>>128620211
fuck u muslim
>>128620291
best food
>>128620761
cocksucker

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>>128619976
puši kurac

>>128620641
Leaf is right about this one anon.

How are the whores, Croatcuck?

>>128620880
Yes,but you would have to leave

>>128619976
Please do not.
Thank.

(Tourism is our Dutch disease, we don't need it more. We need less of it).

>>128620880
Shave, take off šubara.
Hello my friend.

>>128620980
Mainland ok, sea side std riddled.

>>128620641
will I be able to walk into any ol restaurant and they will be able to understand burger? talking about capital of course not gonna go all that way just to go to little farming village

>>128621011
We need less in certain areas and spread tourist throughout the year

>>128620925
Hvala brate. Jedva čekam da vratim u lijepu našu za malo pelinkovac i pićka.

>>128619976
I've already been to Croatia. Awesome country!

>>128620890

Not really, remember Sisak?

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C-c-come to Slavonia, w-w-we got kobasica.

I'm going to Prague in a few weeks, but I'll come to Croatia for a weekend and spend some burgerbux

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please tourism is the only reason we aren't a shithole

>>128621490
Delete that image

>>128621166
Yeah dude. Most people speak decent English and are excited to practice with foreigners (at least the young ones)

>>128621436
Osijek a shit

Do Czech girls like the big Chinese cock?

>>128619976
No thanks.

GREECE
R
E
E
C
E

>>128621166
i lived in zagreb for 3 months and literally everyone under 35ish spoke english. Most of the older people could understand as well.

It was an awesome experience.

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>>128621619
DELETE THAT RIGHT NOW

>>128619976
No, don't. With each passing year we are becoming ever dependent on tourism as a main tool to plug our state budget hole.

Tourism consists now about 18% of our GDP. Having such dependance on any service sector is only the proof how shitty we are.

Take your money elsewhere, you will help us industrialize and kickstart our agriculture again.

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>>128621570

>>128621619
come to Osijek and say that to my face

>>128621766
istina je
t. iz Osijeka

>>128619976
Sure, I'll come visit some relatives and bring my own tomatoes so I don't have to waste too much money

>>128621766
Fiš paprikaš a 2 much bone a 2 much spicy

>>128621681

Someone pls answer my question

>>128621713
cool. maybe I'll go there and spend all my money on food and have a heart attack. thanks balkanlars

>>128621695
THIS
H
I
S

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>>128621027
Like this?

>>128621942
you're just faggots , if it isn't spicy its not good

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I'll pass thanks.
Emirates has direct flights from Orlando now. Absolutely no need to step foot in yurop anymore.

>>128619976

Honestly, Croatia is beautiful. I visited as a kid. The Adriatic Sea is also nicer and clearer on the Croatian side than it is on the Italian side.

Basically, Croatia is a much better alternative to tourist trap Italy.

>>128619976
I'm coming soon, brothers. Inshallah.

>>128619976
>come and fuck our women

ok

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Croatia is far superior to any other summer location in Europe.
Greece is a shithole,Spain is full of niggers and gypsies.

>>128619976
good luck fellas

>>128619976
Slovenia>Croatia to visit desu

>>128621855
Maybe I'll be in Osijek again this year like the last. I'll pin you fown and penetrate my pooper with your dick, thus making you gay in the process. Then I'll be dying from the heat, looking at your crazy churches and facadeless houses

I'll get blown up by Bosniak terrorists. Don't go there lads it's dangerous!

>>128622385
what does Slovenia even have that would attract people other than water

>>128619976
Get those prices down.
You are more expensive than London.

>>128622385
Literally what is there to visit in Slovenia?

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>>128622398
most houses have facade faggot, yeah it's hot here no shit and our churches pic related are nice

>>128622347
Greece has better beaches by far

I've only been to Istra though , water is cold as fuck and you literally have to walk on eggshells just to not fuck up your feet from all the rocks

>>128621822
(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)(You)

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>>128619976
I have a Balkan Trip planned for next year. I'm making it a point not to visit your shithole.

>>128619976
Makarska rivijera > all
Ploce greatest city

>>128622651
don't go to Dubrovnik, try one of the smaller cities

>>128622674
Your mom on fridays when it's 5 bang for a fiver

>>128619976
croatia is the best italian region, visit us

>>128622551
lies
>>128622639
Melania was born in sLOVEnia, can't call yourself burger if u don't visit
>>128622748
good Ahmed, visit Italy

I will cum and spend my germoney

Also, SÄGE

>>128622748
Heh,your loss

are there lots of white people? i only go to countries with white people

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yea sure

>>128623039
99,9%. Huwhite

>>128619976
Going to Split in July

>his ancestors are nazi
>calls others countries shit
>he's swimming in refugees

>>128623210
feel sorry 4 u, it's a trap

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>>128619976
>Be me
>Uni student
>Gets to be at Budapest almost every day
>Can't get bored of the city
>no shitskins
>safe
The capital is almost Prague-tier, you have nothing to offer me.

>>128623026
>Heh,your loss
says the guy who's nations economy is based entirely on cheap souvenirs and Cevapcici

>>128619976
Visting this summer bruh

>>128619976
But you already get tons of tourists because of Game of Thrones

>>128622741
the south has better beaches than istra

>>128622704
There's nothing to do there

Remember when romanians gang raped budapest

>>128623353
I go for free since I have friends there
I only pay for the flight. It's worth it

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>>128619976
lol no I'm p comfy here

Do Muslims roam freely?

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good goys

don't forget to visit Istria

i reeeeaaaaally wanna go to the smaller european countries ok ill try

>>128619976
Been there in the 90's, took what I needed.

>>128623482
>doesn't know about Vegeta

kek

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>>128622704
This feels familiar

BEAUTIFUL SOUTHERN SLAV BITCHES

filthy slavs

>>128622921
They're like right next to a country with hundreds of thousands of military aged Muslim men.
Croatia would be an easy target where they could get western tourists.

Anybody going there is a fucking idiot with a death wish.

>>128619976
will do

>>128619976
SERIOUS SAM TOURISM COMMERCIALS FUCKING WHEN

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>>128624004
boooooi whats that shit

Pls don't come. Tourists create traffic jams and crowds. Just send us money and sometimes foreign sluts.

t. Split fag

>>128622347
Croatia is full of something even worse.
Croatians.

>>128623897
Traktor I guess?

rijeka very good
opatija very good
baska, krk very good
drvar not very good

overall = 6/10

>>128619976
dunwurry m80, i will leave my slavewage with you this summer!

>>128624103
Bosnians aren't exploding stabby stabby kind of muslim. They are rakija and čevapi muslims

>>128624387

>Rijeka is very good

did you visit your family?

Guys I'm spending a month in Prague but my friends and I wanna go to either Croatia or Slovenia for some time. Which should I go to?

Guys can we not do Slov vs Croat thing, please?

It's old, counterproductive, but worst of all, that's what Muslims want us to do so we don't hand their asses to them like we did in Sisak.

>>128624387
Drvar is in bosnia and rijeka is san francisco but uglier

>>128619976
If I could, I would.

Only Eastern Europe is worth touring at this point.

>>128619976
Pfff
Full of kebabs and smelly people
Come to poland,cheap alcohol,sluts and cool pagan worshippers here

All itey

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thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aL80LbssDVc

>>128624373
That was low.

Visited Dubrovnik in 2014, 5/5

>>128624523
Go for slovenia, it's closer to prague and we already have too much tourists

>>128621822
kek, saved & checked

>>128623982
>implying i don't know who the prince of the sayan race is

>>128624523
Depends what you want to do. Both are really nice, if you are into history/architecture etc., go to Croatia, if you are mainly interested in nature, go to Slovenia. However, Croatia is also great for nature, so desu I would pick Croatia if I had to pick one

>>128624224
never ever
I'm pretty sure the company that makes the game is forced to pay a percentage of their profits to the tourist board since in Croatia tourist boards can force membership upon any firm they wish and they are probably salty about that.

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Okay I will come. Put beers in cold.

>>128622741
Istra is shit when it comes to beaches.

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>>128619976
I think I'll go to Srbija instead.

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>>128624924

Do Croatian girls like black guys?

>>128624439
Idk how to speak Serbian/Croatian so don't understand.

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>>128624666

Pfff
Come to Murica, cheap alcohol,sluts and cool pagan worshippers here

Satanic trips checked, but yeah

>>128624482
>tfw Rijeka has the least amount of Serb population out of all Croatian cities

>>128624818
>>128624923
Torn. I like surfing a lot but I doubt the adriatic has waves? I guess we'll play it by ear or visit both

>>128624834
thats right croatians are true Sayans Vegeta is croatian

I already did, on saturday. Was pretty gud.

>>128625039
Nobody likes black guys. And children will call you "my moon" and throw bananas at you

>>128625039
Don't know, but we love black angels. Please send some or come if you are one.

No, I don't want to get stabbed for 5 dollars while paying 1200 for a plane ticket. I can get mugged just fine in my city. Post pics of reasons to go there.

>>128619976
I went to Dubrovnik last year for a day. Had a blast.

Good food. Beautiful place.

Jokes on You, I'm going to Slovenia

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How do I get a Croatian gf?

>>128625185
no waves
Come to Zadar in Ledana club i will be there for sure and yell something so everyone will hear you

>>128625392
>How do I get a Croatian gf?

Offer her €5 or a warm meal and a diet coke.

>>128625039
Mostly no, but there are a lot of sluts who do. But you'd probably get your ass kicked on the street at night.
>>128624973
this
Istra has more developed tourism, but the sea is few degrees colder and beaches are shittier than southern parts.

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>>128619976
I lived in dubrovnik for all of last summer and you people sucked up all my money >:(

jk, would go back as soon as I can <3

>>128625352
You'll get stabbed if you go to Longfield/Dugopolje. Rest of country doesn't stab. Only criminals are drug dealers, politicians, people who don't pay bills and those who do sharkloans.

>>128624439
t. croatian tourism board
nice try shills. bosnia is just waiting to explode.

fuck the srpska cevapi and rakija muslimes.

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>>128624834

>>128625185
both have vibrant clearblue rivers and lush forests, the main difference naturewise imo is mountains in Slovenia and clearblue sea in Croatia. Note that the beaches are rocky though, I am not a fan

>>128625545
>diet coke
That doesn't seem right.

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>>128625295
lol majmun
i did that when i was little

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>>128624237
We are looking at churches you gypsy

>>128619976
if i visit will your women gib head

I went to Makarska Riviera last year and i do not recommend.

The beaches have sharp gravel and you need special shoes to enter the water.

Food 6/10

Weather 10/10

Beach 3/10

Price 7/10

People 5/10

Always thought if I ever had to emigrate (judging by the utter state of this country, it'll happen in the near future) then Croatia is in my top 3 choices

Nice food, amazing weather, comfy as fuck architecture, 1.5% Islam (not sure on the future projections for that though)

Don't like how buddy buddy you're getting with the EU though. That's going to become a problem if Germany tries to force you to take refugees.

>>128625545
>diet coke.
I could never find that when i was in the balkans
all that is offered is coke and coke zero

>>128620641
true just got back from bari italy right off adriatic. octopus, prawns, sea bass, cod, tuna, salmon, etc very cheap and fresh

>>128625700
But in entire thread i was saying that people shoudn't visit. We are full already. Tourist board is greedy and wants more, even though we cannot handle it

>>128625621
there is tv series about dubrovnik but its only in criatian and russian
and its great

>>128625747
>That doesn't seem right.

A diet cockta, then.

>>128625704
Not all beaches are rocky, there are a few islands with long sand beaches. Some of them are also extremely shallow and warm as piss which I hate. Just deal with the gravel.

>>128621436
It feels so lonely here :'(

>>128621695
every year
Helenic clay - best clay
not to even mention sea, beaches, food and peopple

>>128625478
>Come to Zadar in Ledana club
What's that? Yell pepe, will buy (you) beer
>>128625704
From the pics I've seen the water is insanely clear. Looks like lake tahoe, it blows me away

>>128625702
that's the joke. Keep studying for that math exam instead of shitposting.

>>128626032
No one drinks diet drinks here. Also you're not getting a gf without alcohol. Try bambus - it's coke and red wine.

>>128619976
After ramadhan.

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>>128625991
yeah and i was also in dubrovnik when they were filming game of thrones, I tried sneaking onto the set but the police caught me and yelled at me in front of everyone

>>128619976
Iv already been. It's nice. Huckfinn do a good watersports holiday.

>>128625846
> That's going to become a problem if Germany tries to force you to take refugee

Oh we're already taking them, just silently so nobody could see them.
The thing is they keep them far away from the coast and they put them near the northwest border, so they can "lose" them in Slovenia. We have no gibs mate, not even Croatians want to stay here.

>>128625702
fuck off we are original sayans and it is proof
croatian all have brown hair and in summer they have blonda hair isnt that fucking proof or what??

I went to Croatia once, and it was lovely

>>128625295
>And children will call you "my moon" and throw bananas at you
Holy kek the memories!

>>128626043
Are all of your friends in Dublin by now?

>>128625838
wtf are you
>The beaches have sharp gravel and you need special shoes to enter the water.
wow are you girl?

>>128626201
So stay away from the Slovene border and you're fine? Good shit!

I always assumed the refugees would just "lose" their documentation and go back to Germany anyway

As soon as I have enough money. I hear it is cheap and beautiful.

My first crush was Croatian, and their family fled in the early 90s. Is it different now?

>>128625545
>German humor

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>>128619976
Can I bully your women with my benis?

>>128626385
The sea urchins don't take prisoners. I wore the shoes.

>>128619976
but be ready to spend some time at our border; we had to step up our vigilence because our asshole neighbors can't/won't control their borders properly, they rather let in illegals like it's a free-for-all

>>128626162
>implying I don't do both

kek

>>128619976
>implying you want a burger tourist
>implying anyone wants a burger tourist

>>128626448
Yes, much different. People are fleeing even faster now.

>>128626357
a few

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>>128625669
Are there nice European looking places? Like pic related from Ukraine? Literally the only point to going to Eastern Europe is to see the same stuff you'd see in Germany without paying 3x the price

Why do all your peoples names end in ic?

>>128626586
>implying we care about anything other than money

>>128619976
Do you have beautiful women? Just asking.

>>128626623
That has to suck. Although, to be fair, many of mine are in Zagreb or abroad.

>>128625838
>need special shoes to enter the water
Ofc swed would need those. That's why your country is meme. Sand beaches are shit, stupid sand gets into my ass, ears everywhere. Fuck sand.

Where is Croatia and is it white?

>>128626510
This. Sea urchints dont fuck around. I knew a kid when I was young that stuck his dick in the soft center. The enzymes dissolved the flesh from the shaft and left the head raw.

>>128626040
>Just deal with the gravel
I wouldn't go to Croatia for the beaches, I prefer the ones in my own country. Long, broad, sandy and with huge waves. I love Croatia, I just do shit there I can't in Denmark, because my country is lame as fuck besides our oceans

>>128626095
PEPE i will wait for (you)
i often use americans as wingman cuz they have more questions for girls than croatians so i have more 1v1 time

>>128622823
KEK

>>128626672
Desperation is not a good cologne

>>128626733
Mostly Zagreb and Germany here, few people I know are in Dublin.

Why are the thirsty faggots in this thread obsessed with women? You're all turbo-nerds who can't even get women in your own native language and yet you expect to get foreign ones

>>128622748
>diaspora detected

>>128624237
that looks so nice and comfy

>>128620365
Because he asked you nicely online.

I did. It was underwhelming. Cleaner than montenigger at least.

>>128626385
I'm not a caveman. I don't pay good money for shitty beaches. Nothing wrong with comfy white sand beach.

>>128626836
Foreigners are great wingmen. I became friends with a bunch of aussie exchange students at uni and it always opens the door

>>128626733
>>128626893
Dublin is a good place. People from all over are here. My gf is German.

dont do it is the Sweden of eastern europe.
read this https://www.avoiceformen.com/feminism/government-tyranny/is-croatia-the-balkans-sweden/

>>128624103
oh don't worry,
basically croatia and muslim shitskins in bosnia are like brother and sister, a israel and saudi arabia if you will

>>128626824
What can you even do in Croatia that you can't in Denmark? Kayaking? Hunting?

>>128626634
Alot in northern part of country, around Zagreb. Istria and dalmatian coast is mediterranian, dalmatian inland is pure balkan.

>>128619976
No.

>>128627017
I did this. I got to fuck the "those accents dont impress me." Girl out of the group.

>>128627075
oy vey, bleiburg all over again

>>128626634
dalmatia is full of roman and byzantine architecture

>>128625838
lol soft feet fuck
grow a pair

>>128626754
Are you Anakin Skywalker or what?
Just because you are used to shitty beaches...

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>>128627016
if you want a nice beach you can always come sleep over at my house anon. I have a ps4 and guns we can play with

pic is one of the beaches I'd go to every day in high school

>>128620613
true lmao

>>128627114
Rafting and whitewater kayaking for me. We don't have any whitewater rivers in Denmark, but we have plenty of lakes and slow rivers. Shitton of islands for seakayaking too

>>128622704
i could stay in belgrade if i wanted to look at shitty buildings. Old buildings. Im spending my summer in america. San francisco to be exact

>>128625545
>diet coke
why you fucking cckc?

Only if Allah wills it

>>128627070
whauw
and how come i dont feel opressed?
my father openly slaps women as well and nobody gives a fuck

>>128627305
They are 3x better than sandy shit. Fuck sand.

>>128627218
Is that where the dogs with the spots come from?

I've been thinking about visiting some Balkan countries. Which ones should i go to?

>>128624764
Kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf6_1ctB6aw

>>128627442
> blacklisted.jpg

>>128619976
Only if you go to war again

>>128626670
It' a diminutive.For example kovač means blacksmith (smith) and when you add ić you get kovačić,but in last names that would translate in son of kovač (blacksmith)

>>128627384

Obesity isn't attractive, stupid zikanigger.

>>128627523
Sort of. Original dalmatians weren't like that. Brits like dogs and they breed them to be like that.

>>128627530
stay away from the far south

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>>128627016
ffs sand is why your beaches are fucking shitty
if you want real experiance take a boat ride he will drive you to some little island and sea is beutiful and if you are with girl its perfect i recommand right now
also 1 day with boath is like 100-400 E

Croatia
>feminism is mainstream on universities
>politicians are EU sell outs and even accepting refugees; the politicians are the most traitorous scum of all europe
>90% of mainstream media is also on the feminisit and pro-eu Line
>people are though to hate themselfs and "nationalism is ebul", "everybody wants to flee"
>despite all of this it is the poorest country

The only think that helps Croatia not getting blacked is there is no handouts for refugees.

Also read this https://www.avoiceformen.com/feminism/government-tyranny/is-croatia-the-balkans-sweden/

>>128627158
Don't lie you know you will visit

>>128627357
As I thought. Nice, I've never been kayaking.
>>128627512
This. You can't even wipe the sand of your feet, also sand doesn't massage your back as well as gravel.

>>128627710
Wait... What? Kek. I was just memeing.

>>128627676
>Obesity isn't attractive
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING WHAT KIND OF MAN ARE YOU IF YOU DON'T LIKE T H I C C LADIES

>>128625621
RAGVSA

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>>128619976
Legit question: Would you welcome gulfie tourists bringing oil shekels? Don't worry, we have no interest in staying in your country, just 1-3 months of holiday.

>>128626733
kek fuck this shithole
lived in shitty zagreb my whole life and im moving to Austria next year
fuck this slav country

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>>128627951

You'd be very happy in America.

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>visit Croatia
>get blown up

>>128627771
Dont' lie

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Terrorism_in_Croatia

Ayy

>>128628034
>im moving to Austria next year

lmao Austria is getting IVICA'D

>>128628040
Mine problem is overblown

>>128622032
guy's getting ready for war or something.

>>128627998
I met last summer on of yours.

>be me
>see muslim shitskin tourist
>Go to him and talk
>ask him where is from
>"Qatar" he replies and want to handshake
>I refuse

After that he looked at me but he did not want to cause trouble.

what can i do there
i like nature and fishing so can i fish wherever and do i need to buy some fishing licence and can i camp wherever or do i need to rent a hut

>>128627998
you guys come every year i remember one of your kangs or whoever was hitting on croatian female basketball player

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>>128628196
>lmao Austria is getting IVICA'D
do not talk shit on /myguy/

>>128628196
more like ANTE'D
>>128628040
kek
when i was on Velebit ( mountain ) i found a JNA helmet, i took a shit in it and threw it in some canyon
fuck serbs

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>>128619976
Nope. I'll go in Albania.

>>128624482
yes

>>128628055
>Dont' lie

Which part am I lieing?

>>128628364
You don't sound very hospitable to tourists. Is that the case for the general population or was it just you being autistic?

>>128628141
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Terrorism_in_Croatia
>The most degenerate part of Croatia got bombed
fucking thanks bosnians

>>128628421
>more like ANTE'D

more like FRANJE'D

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>>128619976
Croatia is great visit them <3

>>128627998
Yes

A lot of rich people come on yachts to Croatia, our tourism is extremely jew-like.

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>>128627760
The scenery was nice though

>>128621027
Srbi, vratite se! (na dve nedelje)
>>128621695
The only reason I visit Greece is gyros, everything else is pure cancer: sea, accommodation, prices, transportation, people. And fucking sand beaches - yuck!
>>128621800
Oh no, 18% of your GDP is tourism. Guess what 18% of our GDP is? Remittances.
>>128624764
tread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_FUsu3U8o8

>>128627530
serbia is the limit
the lower you go the more muslims and shitskins there are

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>>128628647
fuging gr8

>>128627771
lmao what a cuck you are
go be a diaspora or something

>>128627878
yes Dalmatians come from Dalmatia

>>128628037
No they have low quality butts

>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/italy/8471174/Italians-furious-as-Croatia-lays-claim-to-Marco-Polo.html
MARKO POLO WAS A KROAT
FUG ITALIAN SCUM

>>128625017

we don't want you stupid leaf.

>>128628585
we just dont like muslims

>>128627017
ye just few days ago i helped one franch guy get laid
later i realised he was shitskin
>pic related leadana

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no. fucking croat

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>>128628647

HOW MUCH FOR A BLOWJOB

I SURELY NEED A BJ ON SOME SLUTTY CROATIN BEACH.

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>>128625295

>my moon

>>128628589
>more like FRANJE'D
more like Luka'd

Kroats in 1 video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAr4SXAuDl8

>>128628447
>>128625115

memes are always real

>>128627305
Man, sand beaches are shit, what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>128628982
i know i cant fucking on hear that

>>128619976
So You wan't the people of THIS forum to visit your country? Is that exactly wise?

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>>128619976
Get those beers ready. We're coming.

>>128628970
>Swede doesn't like massage stones we custom hand-made for most of our beaches
You can kindly fuck right off.

>>128628767
>loaths his own country and race
>calling others cuck

Yeah, fuck off

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>>128628931
>picrelated >>128627017

>>128619976
i hear you are basically serbia with nicer people and a bit more money,is this true?

>>128629192
A large part of the population shares values with this board, mate.

>>128629221
Come home white man
>https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/05/170523083548.htm
>>128629146
Sand beaches are the worst shit ever
Does anyone else when on the seaside just go and sleep on the fucking rocks?
i fucking love it

30€ now for appartment/night right?

im coming hrvatski bros

>>128629294
No, we're Serbia with much less people and more debts.

>>128629394
Come to Zadar my dear friend
I have very cheap apartments and i would prefer Austrians over fucking Russian faggots

>>128629192
Better than horded of asians, herds of drunken brits, flocks of german peasants and retired americans.

>>128629049
>can confirm dont bring your grils cuz we slay every single one

>>128628585
I think it is just me, of course the other people like hotel employees or from tourist agencies will be polite.

But yes, your woman are poluting our see with hijabs. I thinks were according to me I would charge every muslims tourists who wears a hijab to pay 100 euros accontation.

>>128629508
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3QOaRXUvcE

>>128629498
yes yes and than offer them ride on my boat you get like 10%

>>128622032
Hoooolyyyyy shit that monobrow.

>>128629696
I love this shit

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>>128629265
Neat, it kinda reminds me of this day/nightclub we have near me. They surround the pool with sand pretty often

>>128629620
wow they didnt speak english at all
now they are good at english

>>128629498
>>128629696
>Shilling for tourist customers

It all makes sense now

>>128629958
I love the nickname
'The young guns'
fucking kek

>>128629077
my uncle is a hardcore commie

>>128620641
Their food is awesome. Lots of meat and bread.
There's a serbo-croat cafe near my house. Attractive olive skinned slavs bringing me cevaps then sucking my dick, can't beat that.

>>128630025
Lmao

did you read the OP post

ricardo retardo

>>128630025
British are very good too, come to Croatia my dear friend.

>>128629596
>I would charge every muslims tourists who wears a hijab to pay 100 euros accontation
I actually support this. If I go out my way to visit a relatively exotic country I want to enjoy its culture, not be in the same atmosphere of where I normally live the rest of the year. That's why London and Paris aren't that attractive to us anymore (aside from the safety issues).

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>>128619976
I will come
Greece and turkey is over, forever

~$1500 to fly there. Sorry, looks like nice mountain biking and beaches but no can do.

>>128630025
This thread was started by Croatian Tourist Board

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>>128629935
right next to this cloub you got another one Svarog and those 2 are best in city so you can just hop from one to another

>>128630253
Well it is on an other continent mate

>>128629236
wtf?
where did i ever say that i loathe my own country?

>>128630110
especialy when they erect i mean erupt

>>128630113

Well since he lives in Rijeka it's redundant to specify that

>>128630253
my friend always buy ticket in like december for like 700 from clevland

>>128619976

Bring a happening or two with you.... My trigger finger is itching.

>>128630326
I was there. People were shooting up heroin on the walls beside it.

>>128626984
where exactly have you been?

>>128624643
i know i was kidding

>>128628915
KEK

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>>128630219
NO
You can't abandon us like that.

>>128630751
wtf i litteraly never saw anyone take hard drugs in zadar (in main city)
its mostly brought by tourists

Please don't visit. We are full. You can send money though

>>128630751

Find it hard to believe that part of the country has other vices.
Heroin being pretty low.

>>128621140
>The beaches have sharp gravel and you need special shoes to enter the water.
Kek, flag checks out

>>128629371
I love to sleep on pine needles in deep shade while listening to the waves and enjoying the smell of pine and lavender the locals are cooking nearby.

The problem is that I spend most of the days on the boat, helping my friends with fishing. They're having a hard time ever since Croatia joined the EU.

>>128630991
>>128630967
I'm not making it up. Was there for about 5 minutes when I realised what was going on and I moved back into the city were more people were.

I like Croatia.

>>128630217
Based Saudi

Just to ask for info. A lot of yours volk is supposedly buying a lot land of Bosnia. Is it really so popular there?

One muslim tourist got beaten because he was praying on part of Bosnia inhabitates by Christian Croats.

>>128630751
Never seen anyone on heroin. Mostly speed, weed and pills. Coke if you can afford too

>>128623369
>almost Prague

this level of delusion is entertaining

Budapest was always a hovel on the road to Vienna