A solution to Londons problems has been found. Your move muzz.

Get a life bin the knife!

Use it sharpen a stick.

>>128618278
>can't kill a man
They do know you can still slit someone's throat with that, right?

>>128618278
This is the most retarded thing I've ever fucking seen.

>>128618838
after a few more years they'll start fighting with rocks

>>128619090
It's probably blunt too.

>>128618278
How to make an anti-terrorist muslim?

>>128619090
Well, it's about stabbing people, not about slitting their throats.

Oh, the irony.

>>128618278
What if I want to carve my name on carrots or stab through a potato?
Can I use the Imam-approved knoife™ to do that?
Yeah didn't think so

Just to make sure we'll test it on a jihadi's carotid artery.

>>128619391
Hey fighting with rocks is more of a technological advancement then most of Africa will ever do.

>>128619090
Not properly.

>>128618278
>Just buy a different knife

>>128618675
Because no one can make a knife out of scrap steel after the soft ban...

if anything those will cause a more jagged wound channel as apposed to a sharp point would pierce the skin more easily.

lastly..if im stabbing someone its going to be forceful...never seen someone get stabbed all fairy like

Make knifes out of Pork bones/leather. Muzzies won't touch that shit.

>>128618278
>knife crime

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>>128618278
pencils are sharp and can kill a man if used correctly...

Ban PENCILS

>>128618278
how to slit someones throat?

>>128618278
Do you think they will make an anti stab muslim?

>>128618278
just buy a file or a grinder and file the tip to a point.
seriously its not that hard to make a lethal weapon. when i was a kid we used to make knives and spears all the time out of steel.
do british kids not do this

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This will stab just fine if you use enough force.

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>anti-stab
Guess they'll just have to slash?

Don't you dare!
Bin that chair

Or you could get rid of the problem at its source......you know.......like stop importing people from cultures whose values and beliefs completely differ from your own........especially those from countries you've been causing shit in over the last few decades.............


Nobody cares about that or wants to hear it so oh well....what else can you do? Nothing. Things will work out in the end by itself.

Once enough people have been personally effected by Islamic terrorism you'll see a huge shift in public opinion. They can't keep their heads dug into the sand forever.

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>>128619090

>Post tfw Brits invent an anti stab or slit knife that is just dull metal

>>128618278
They're claimed that spoon are deadly when used properly but a clear slashing weapon wouldn't be enough? They may as well sell packaged beheading knives to save everyone the trouble.

>>128618278

Give me that knife. I'll make it sharp all over if you want.

>>128618278
>be British
>get arrested for possessing an illegal assault spoon

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They constructed a board with a nail in it, but they won't stop there. They'll construct bigger boards with bigger nails, and then they'll construct a board with a nail in it so large, it will destroy them all...

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We need make trucks that can only drive walking speed

Stay calm! Bin that bomb!

>>128618278
You can still slice and dice with that. Stupid solution.

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I once saw him kill three men with a pencil
a fucking
pencil

>anti-stab
>can still cut
>can still kill
If we're being totally honest with ourselves, even Knorr stock pots were a better idea than this.

Dont be a schmuck! Park that truck!

>>128618278
>your throat gets sliced
making a pointy piece of metal is a bit simpler than making a gun
London YES!

>>128620041
I hope average american did look like that.

>>128618278
you can still stab people with those just saying

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>>128619391

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>>128620814
>I hope average american did look like that.
American men and women are by FAR the best looking in the world

>>128620549
fuck beat me to it.

>tips hat

>>128620157
I used to make knives and other weapons when I was 13-16
Chain maces out of nails, knives out of spanners, sheet steel etc., billiard ball on some paracord etc. never actually used them for anything. Enjoyed making them though.

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>>128619090
Clearly we need to go further to secure the britbongs. I propose pic related to be the sharpest object that's legal to own in UK. Think of the children!

You just need to sharpen that bit and you can stab with it
you still slice up up
This is fucking retarded

Do we even need knives? I've been using forks and spoons with 2014 and I feel a lot safer a healthier for it.

>>128621157
Its that or we have to put mittens over all of their hands.

Flatten your spoons and make arrow heads bongs! Don't let them get close with your longbows.

time to bin that whole country

>>128618278
are these people retarded i can still see a corner that can puncture

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>>128618278

Did England ban kids from buying BUTTER knives?

>>128622642
Whole Europe is retarded.

>>128621648
>fork
Reported to the Queen.

That would still hurt

They could still use bicycle wheels tho.

Fuck off, this can't be real...

Right?

>>128620172
>Anti-slash machete
I wanna see this.

>>128620554
That can still kill someone, we need to use segways that go no more than 2 miles per hour and if it detects a collision it shuts down and alert the authorities automatically

>>128621048
>he posts a caked up pig faced slag
come on dude you can do better

>>128618838
don't be a prick, bin that stick.

>>128618278
Why are people so fucking stupid? You can use a file or grinder and have a great stabbing knife in 10 minutes.

They are so desperate to blame something other than ths shitskin religions that is actually to blame.

>>128624510
Is it really that surprising?

>Nigger kids stab each other
>Slow news day so media throw a fit over it
>Government doesn't want to deal with the cause of the problem
>Some guy sees the opportunity to make money but doesn't actually think about it
>Just rounds off the end of a knife and pats himself on the back
>Can't beat the price of IKEA kitchen knives so single mothers don't buy them
>Nigger kids keep stabbing each other

>>128618278
Pretty good idea if you are living together with a Cluster B female.

>>128618278
I wonder when bongs have to come to terms with the fact that its not an instrument issue, but an operator one.

>mudshit/criminal sharpens his knife in preparation for an attack
>breaks into house
>occupant of house grabs for a knife in panic with no time to prepare or sharpen
>tries to defend himself but cant pierce skin
>meanwhile mudshit criminal stabs the shit out of him

But then how are you supposed to use this knife to kill a home intruder?

>>128618278
Cause no one slashes anymore...

>>128625672

100% this

>>128627141
>kill a home intruder
You see, that's your first mistake. You aren't supposed to kill the home intruder, but give him everything he wants, right from your money down to your life.
That is the quintessentially British thing to do, after all.

>>128627364
They're trying to put beheadings in style so there will be less of a culture shock when they implement sharia

>>128618278
Bows and arrows are readily available in bongland btw.

>>128627672
Defend your home with a crossbow, bow and arrow requires too much discipline

>>128621157
yeah but you can shove that down someone's throat.

the UK needs those but they need to be made of pink (non threatening color) cotton candy, that way it melts in your mouth in case someone tries to choke you with it.

>>128618278
Looks like it can still slit a throat

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>>128627141
>kill a home intruder

England is NOT America in Liberal Progressive England you are taught to turn around and spread the cheeks.

>>128627790
Fuck it let's just cut off everyone's arms. Can't commit crime without arms.

>>128619391
Don't be a manlet, bin that granite!

>>128621048
American girls are somewhat hotter than German girls, but I only ever lived in Mississippi for a longer period. German girls are still all right. British girls are quite ugly.

>>128618278
You could sharpen that tip easily.

>>128628121
We need robotic limbs that can be remotely shut down by the police (and minorites of course, so they wont be at risk of white nationalist nazis)

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Are the planning on banning files and grinders too? If not it's a totally useless idea.

Why not just ban terrorists and terrorist sympathizers? Oh right, that would be to fucking simple.

>>128619391
Oh, they do that in Sweden against the police already.

>>128628121
britons commit crimes by opening their mouth
>>128628202
>dont be criminal bin that mineral

>>128618278
>The object is the problem, the action or the people

Why are so many humans so helplessly retarded?

Are we as a species just unable to survive without being told not to stare up at the rain?

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>>128618278
England... blame EVERYTHING but the one common denominator...
Young male minority Muslims

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All of those binned knives have been used to construct the Great ANGLO KNIFE ANGEL.

It will soon be sent over to Germany to finish what we started once we have imbued the spirit of Bomber Harris into its cold, Stanley knife heart.

>>128628388
>ban terrorists and terrorist sympathizers?
That won't stop the inner city niggers/wiggers from stabbing each other and threatening other people with knives. They're the reason we have these restrictions.

>>128625661
Hahahahahahahaha

Can't they still buy fertilizer and car batteries in on that island? Why are there not more bombs? When was the last time there was a good vehicular bombing?

>>128618278
Just dip them all in bacon grease before selling them

>>128618278
>What is a file.

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>tfw I can shoot guns off my back porch and britbongs can't have decent cutlery

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>>128620427

>daily muslim terrorist attacks
>WE WONT LET FEAR GUIDE US
>OUR WAY OF LIFE WONT CHANGE
>except guns/knives/cars/streets/common house hold products are banned
>ever increasing government control and mass surveillance
>still won't prevent a single terror attack
>but our way of life won't change

Looks like it changed plenty to me.

>>128628733
The reason seems to be a shitty population, not knives.

They'll just find something else to stab each other with.

>>128628699

>>128628733
waaa but i thought britain blacks didn't descend from slaves so why are they so violent?

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>>128627672

>mfw Britain two generations ago Britain had the best navy and intelligence in the world and now they're reverting to longbowmen to defend their island in their own cities

>>128618278
>Sports stars try to tell people to knock it off

What's with the liberal meme that murderers and rapists are just playing around? These people are literally evil, the last thing on their mind is what some degenerate western celebrity thinks about them stabbing you and raping your daughter.

>>128628733
Have you ever considered banning the niggers, nigel?

>hurr, but there's white native briton niggers too
Incinerate them, nigel. They're still good for fuel, nigel.

10 bucks i can still use that to kill people. with enough force even through stabbing

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how fucking retarded are these people, you literally break it from the tip and you got sharpy end now
what the fuck is wrong with these people

>>128629045
You have to admit that sounds pretty dope.

I could easily kill someone with that knife, I think sharp pointy knives are more humane.

>>128618278
reality check:
I can totally still stab you with that
and it's just gonna hurt more with that fucked up tip

>>128618278
Next step will be make a dull knife so nobody can get sliced.
"Look goyim, you just need to let this dull knife in the fire for 7 hours and it'll work just fine",

>>128629045
>implying bows are still allowed
At the end of this they won't know how to string a bow let alone read or right. They're going straight past primitive to primate at this rate.

>>128629447
You can take a pair of pliers and snap off that little tumor on the end of it and get a normal pointy knife. Can't get rid of the tumor that is Islam though. That cancer ain't benign, baby.

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>>128618278
London's new knife

>>128618278

That's genius!

Rounded Trucks When?

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>>128618278
can't wait to be stabbed to death by a dull knife

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>brits don't realize you can sharpen a dull edge of metal so it's stab ready

Did everyone intelligent in that country immigrate to America? Who's left now?

>Be english
>get prodded

>>128618278
>huge problem with knife crime in the UK

But if you point out who's doing the stabbing they'll call you a racist.

>>128629036
Because they're niggers and they've become Americanized. They've got the same entitlement and inferiority complexes but with a slight carib twist.

Running around in gangs (though this part isn't entirely new to London) and crying racism at every perceived slight. It's the same as in the US, the poorest nigs have a culture that looks down on academic achievement and celebrates crime. This culture is also adopted by the poor whites who are unfortunate enough to be born in close proximity to them.

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>>128629344

UK Right Wing Civil Defense Archery Squads when?

>>128629603
>10000 degree knife vs British weapon laws

>>128629266
What game is this? I've seen it before and it looks pretty fun

No points on knives now...well done! Now you will need to ban cars and cricket bats next.

Its not like a fucking human can club someone to death with a heavy object now, is it?

Don't be a loon. Bin that spoon!

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>>128618278
Europe's ultimate plan against ISIS is dull knives.

>>128629655
>not a dildo
I expected better of you, paco.

>>128629720
I hear that chain mail is coming back in fashion for you Europokes. These things work in a cyclical nature and they're making a return again.

>>128629830
Socialists who believe they need to distribute their blood and anal widths to the ethno-proletariat.

>>128629845
The only right wingers that are gonna take up arms in the UK are the muslims. Doesn't get much more conservative in Europe than a Sunni Wahabiist.

>>128629912
Europa 4 I think

>>128618838
don't be a joker, bin that poker

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Here's a small collection tools made under total authority, constant monitoring, complete control of materials, and random searches that will all effectively bleed a person dead.

Britain now thinks they can do a better job of keeping knives from people than actual prisons do.

>>128618278
what is a slash cut? god brits are faggots.

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>>128628969
you're next

>>128630218

Top Kek!

>>128618278
>anti-stab

So someone can still slash the shit out of people like an oversized razor?

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>>128630574
>that unsharpened pencil

>>128618278

people can just get a piece of metal and sharpen it. should we ban metal too?

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>>128630574

>dat unsharpened pencil

>>128618278
Shit like this is why I just bust out laughing whenever bongs pretend they aren't totally fucked.

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>>128628260
>hot girls
>Mississipi

>>128630728

Don't be lethal, bin that metal

>>128630698
>>128630806

>never been baptised in blood by being on the receiving end of an eraser burn by the big kid in class

>>128619391
ban assault pebbles

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>>128628202

They will probably outlaw Knives alltogether, you have to buy you food pre-sliced.

>>128631017
Oxford Mississippi has a LOT of good looking women. The upper class of southerns as a whole is very good looking.

>>128631200
Kek

>>128628682
Thats pretty metal

>>128631594
>They will probably outlaw Knives alltogether, you have to buy you food pre-sliced.

and criminals wont care one bit, as >>128630574
has shown, just a random collection of what you find in prisons.

Now imagine what you can make when you have access to a hardware store.

Shit a 2x2 with nails is good enough to club someone to death.

>>128624837
Kind of like how a circular saw automatically shuts down when it detects moisture, but I think we need to take away the lethality of trucks altogether

the main problem being the weight, we have enough modern carbon fiber tech to where trucks should only be allowed to contain 3D printed parts and weigh no more than 300lbs (including driver)

This would also incentivize hiring women, as they are on average much lighter than their male counterparts allowing for larger freight loads and female empowerment in the logistics sector of the economy

>>128631090
Never had the chance to get harmed at school
retaliation in tech school is soldering irons and strong bases, nobody had the balls to actually throw the rock, when you could have been killed in retaliation
It's one of the first things you learn there, don't fuck with anybody that could fuck you up

>>128618278
You know there isn't actually a knife problem in this country (just like there was never a gun problem) and just like there isn't a gun problem in America. It's a nigger problem. Any time anyone gets stabbed, 99/100 it's some nigger and it's in London.
The last time someone was stabbed here was in broad daylight and it was about two year ago. I live almost as far from London as it's capable of being while remaining in England. The person who got stabbed? Some white student. Who stabbed him? Some nigger who traveled here from London.

tl;dr we have two main problems with knives, one: niggers and two: London.

>>128632058

chewing is difficult on british teeth and contributes to further tooth decay, which is a healthcare taxpayer burden.

buying anything but pre-chewed halal food is really just letting the terrorists win.

>>128618278
Dont be a faggot, bin that faggat

>>128629912
Crusader Kings 2.

It can be Reaaally really fun but its got fairly steep learning curve.

>>128620602
Who does that??

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got my new design ready for sale

>>128632230
>Kind of like how a circular saw automatically shuts down when it detects moisture

No they don't. There's literally one type that does that and it destroys the entire machine when it happens. Circular saws are one of the most common tools for injuries purely because, aside from the finger guard, there is no safety mechanism.

>>128632423
Its Europa Universalis 4 and its pleb garbage true patricians play Victoria 2

>ban assault trucks
>ban assault knives
>ban assault rocks
>ban assault bricks
>ban assault hammers
>ban assault screwdrivers
>ban driving in major cities
>ban assault bicycles
>ban assault hands
>ban assault legs
>ban assault thoughtcrime

this is gonna be fun to watch

>>128618278
They'll just keep running people over with fucking trucks.

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>>128632463
Got a pencil?

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>>128632644
improved version

>>128632644
you trying to give people splinters m8? Bin that death trap.

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>>128631608

Southern USA women are best women

>>128620172
Back to the drawing board.

>>128631608
Yeah, I was at Ole Miss in Oxford. I was only talking about White college girls.

>thinking Muslims are the reason we have such strict laws on possession of 'weapons'

No, you can thank blacks and their teenage sons stabbing each other over and over in the streets for that.

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Don't be a cucked Bong

Bin that nail bomb!

Ummmm excuse me. "Can't kill a man"?????

What the Fuck do you mean by that you little shithead? What about women?


Ummm, racist and sexist much???????

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/ck/ here. This disgusts me.

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>>128632970
you're right ill have to go with version 2 >>128632924
or maybe v3.

>>128632729
It detects an electrical charge, doesn't sound like it breaks anything either.

http://geekologie.com/2008/10/circular-saw-wont-cut-fingers.php

>>128628667
Hey America, aren't you that nation plagued by white christian males shooting up churches, women's health clinics and that unabomber guy?

>>128633478
>Women' health clinics
>95% revenue made with abortions

>>128619391

Do you really NEED that slingshot anon?

>>128633721
>making money from sick people
>praise be to DDR.

>>128633478

Actually no, not really. Why do you ask?

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>>128633478
>aren't you that nation plagued by white christian males shooting up churches, women's health clinics and that unabomber guy?

Nope.. no problem here... we have Insane people, same as all nations, but NOT an entire group of people who want to DESTROY the nation they live in... good job on your immigration policy... the followers of the "religion of Peace" have been ever so kind and lawful

>>128633478

America, blame niggers.
Well, at least our niggers aren't muzzies in the U.S.

I will take G-unit shooting each other, instead o Jamal Muhammad Hammad kamal setting off suicide bombs at a little girls music festival anyday.

>>128633953
We still have the refugee camps from the Syria thing, should Americans need it. We care about you guys.

>>128634126
Last attack we had was a youthfull white wackjob who shot himself in the end. And the Russians blowing up mh17 of course. No muslim problems (apart from some getting drunk on the street) over here.

>>128632058
*Gasp* You are right! Only people with strictly withheld licenses should get access to anything more dangerous than a rubber dildo in our progressive utopia.

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>>128629845
Right Wing Redcoat Squads. Don't need a license to own an antique so even the cityfags can get one (legally shooting it may be another matter).

>>128620814
what with all their teeth?

>>128633864
>destroying natural habitate of birds to create farming land
>Rott in hell Cornelis Lely

>>128628372
T H I S
H
I
S

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>>128634383
>No muslim problems (apart from some getting drunk on the street)
Da fuck does a Muslim get drunk.. alcohol is forbidden to those who polish the profits pole

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>>128632644

PIC RELATED

>>128634425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raBNUUj1-fY
>1:25

You're gonna need a bunch of people, but the colonial diplomacy seemed to work against the Zulu.

>>128634771
In the Netherlands and Germany (up until recently) we have not that may Arabs. T*rks, K*rds and East Indian Muslims often drink and cause problems due to their savagery.

>>128618278

Brits are done, whatever men remain are too cowardly and weak to take the law into their own hands and start killing these politicians. Their nation will cease to exist within the next twenty years, as their entire population is enslaved Ingsoc style with little to no resistance.

>>128635137
We have Marrocans and Mollukans. Turks just run businesses.

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>>128618278
They just need to update their slogan for something more appropriate for modern Britain.

BIN THAT KNIFE FUCK MY WIFE

>>128619391

>you can't just sharpen the point anyway
>the London attackers weren't slitting throats with the edge regardless

>>128619391

Stoning people to death is a very traditional Muslim thing anyway.

>>128618278
>implying a cricket bat isn't a deadly weapon
your move cucks

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>>128634771
its alright as long as they jihad afterwards
jihad is like their confession booth. all sins are forgiven and they go to heaven +72 virgins. pretty slick deal if you ask me

>Europeans government will ban literally everything in the modern world instead of just stopping importing fucking Muslims

>>128618278
Pretty soon in the UK you wont need people to like the new knives. Your Supreme Minister for Life will just decree that all knives are not anti-stab knives.

>>128635243
Ehm, remember what those brits did to the lastguy who decided to bomb london (hint: silly moustache and Berlin in flames)

Or that time Arrgentina thought they'd take some undefended islands with sheep on them, 1000s of miles away from England?

Those Brits can get pretty fucking pissed off if you mess with them too much.

>>128635259
>Marrocans
Maghreb people drink, too
I don't consider them Arabs

>>128619518
Then it's useless as a kitchen utensil as well.

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>>128635137
>T*rks, K*rds and East Indian Muslims often drink and cause problems due to their savagery.

WTF.. a drunk suicide bomber... could the Muslims possibly get more degenerate

>>128635588
The main problem is the Sharia folk, the rest of them are completely fine.

>>128635701
>the rest of them are completely fine
Wrong, every non-White in Europe is a problem.

>>128618278
>buy unsharpened knife
>sharpen it with a file

wew.

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>>128618278

>>128635040
kek yea thats where the idea was from

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>>128618278
thank god these muslims dont have the IQ to make chemical bombs

>>128636034
>sharpening knives with a file
pleb

Kek for this dumbass idea.

Kek for Brits believing people don't play stabby stabby here everyday.

>>128635567

Except those were wars waged by the political caste. Those werent citizens rallying around themselves and organizing anything. Theyre too fucking dumb, weak, and cowardly to do anything about these muslims without mommy may or whoever the fuck happens to be at the top at the time organizing everything for them, dressing them, and carting them to the battlefield. They'll take this abuse, murder, and slaughter with little more then a whimper until Britian becomes an Orwellian hellscape. Like the little pussy footed bitches they are.

>>128635950
I'll stop arguing with you now. No wayeither of us is going to budge apparently.

>>128632924
BAN ASSAULT STICKS

>>128634425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LORVfnFtcH0

>>128620554
This needs to happen desu its the only way for safe living

>>128620041
And only cops can carry MECHANICAL pencils.

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>>128618278
>inciting calls for violence on a public forum

Reported to the MI5. Enjoy your stay at Guantanamo Bay OP.

>>128618278
How long until they end up like prison where even things that can be turned into weapons are taken away

>>128619391
Ban assault rocks quick!

>>128618278
cant you buy an axe for your house in UK though?

>>128636703

someone needs to spray Theresa Mays guts all over parliament and live stream it as it goes down. They'll become immortalized. Sadiq Khan needs to be marked for execution as well. It doesnt take much to kill someone, a single lone wolf could probably knock out 10-15 of these politicians at once if they played their cards right.

>>128636395
>help desk lady doesn't scream at him to drop the gun then double tap him
That's why you shouldn't pay your employees minimum wage.

>>128621020
Holy shit this is the worst gif I've ever come across. It's like a really shity tumblr gif that has only 4 frames

>>128619701
I am sure you could get a license to own a pointy knife. Professional chefs and such.

>>128636985
Too big and too heavy for their needs

>>128619391
then it really will be a muslim country lol

>>128636395
>He didn't have his bayonet mounted
Sign of an amateur.

Besides, a side-by-side muzzle-loading shotgun is still quite an effective firearm, especially if you've in a group.

>>128636835
2 years

>>128620554
just ban assault vehicles altogether and make people use self driving cars. only racists drive cars anyway.

>>128618278
Pretty sure that could still kill if you held their head and plunge the blade into eyesocket as hard as possible.

>>128637520
Self driving cars like in total recall

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>>128619391
the sad part is they already are doing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8zitBN6ih0

>>128618278
Umm.. You can still slash people with these. They are still effective weapons.

>>128621648
Put a cork on crime! Bin that fork!

Don't be a loon! Bin that spoon!

>>128618278
You can stab a person with anything though. I once got stabbed with a round ball. It was just coming at me very fast.

>>128618278
>knocks it off

>>128618278
just drive it into the the eyeball and apply enough pressure that your drive the knife into the brain.

>>128619391
DON'T BE A COCK
BIN THAT ROCK

>>128632644
>>128632924

dont be a hood, bin that wood.

>>128637827

Yea? What happens during winter when everybody is wearing heavy coats? And what happens in crowded places (like a packed subway car or an elevator)? The whole point of a knife is piercing, not slashing.

>>128632819
Dull knives ? A stroll through any hardware store yields dozens of tools. The average handyman is better protected than the British cop! For starters.
Screwdrivers.
Power screwdrivers.
Power drills.
Power sanders.

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>>128619391
>mfw Britbongs keep disarming the populace to the point that they revert to being literal cavemen walking around with pointy sticks and stone clubs
OOGA BOOGA

>>128633764
Slingshots are illegal in Denmark.

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>>128636586
BAN ASSAULT PENCILS

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>>128618278
>Brits go from ruling the world .. to being scared of kitchen utensils

>>128638918
No, I don't think we'll become Americans.

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>>128620602
Underrated kek

>>128618278
but you can still slit a mans throat

>>128633387
Blade and brake, and it can be triggered by moisture

>>128638864
Circular saws
Jigsaws
Sawzillas
Grinders
Nail guns
Chainsaws
Trimmers

>>128636339
You will budge whet a bullet enteres your forehead after the uprising

>>128618278
Thing is I could kill you with a pencil given the window of opportunity to catch you off guard.
If it still works in the kitchen then it slices
>Truck of peace enriches a crowd
> Some people left only with no life threatening injuries
>Gets out of truck with mudslime "safe" knife
>Screams about a snack bar while slicing the neck of the ones only injured
>The crusades caused this goyim.... That and your racism that caused a shoah

>>128639351
Holy shit lmao top kek good one dude!! This is Australia-tier bantz!!!!!

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A weapon is merely an extension of your hand, which is an extension of the mind. By being able to think of something as a weapon it becomes capable of killing.

A pointless knife becomes a small machete.
A dull knife becomes a short baton.
Two sticks and a wire become a garotte.
Totally disarmed you are still fully capable of killing anyone.

>>128618278
>Posts anti stab knife
>Doesn't know you can stab someone with a screwdriver, pen or whatever really
>Never been to Glasgow

It's like you're not even trying

>>128618278

hack n slash is banned but not slice and dice

>>128618278
bar b que forks
two stabs in one

Jesus Christ you Britcucks are pathetic...

>ban guns
>knife crime explodes

>ban knives
>stick crime explodes

bravo britain

>>128630698
>>128630806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9ClvFNeN-E

>>128618278
>anglos
>cooking

just remove the knives altogether.

this is why suicide is on the rise in this country

it's just fucking depressing

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>>128618278
>Londons problems
which clearly consists of too many enemies of progress, looking back in anger

>>128640926
>ban knives
>bicycle wheel crime explodes

>>128619892
>never seen someone get stabbed all fairy like
then you've never seen a proper english knife fight

>>128620427
>metal
You could still bash someones head in with that. Try styrofoam.

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>>128618278
2018: GROW A BONE, BIN THAT SHARPENING STONE

We need to do something about the shoe.
we all saw a US President nearly get taken out with that deadly, unnecessary killer.
Anti throw shoes could come Perma-tied together, but as one MSM outlet highlighted this could cause an even deadlier 'bola effect'.
So we're settling on glue on shoes that cannot be removed in haste.

>>128642101
I have. Seen a few.
Been stabbed pathetically with a knife made from a pen too, once. It broke, and just left a scar about 3mm long on my shoulder.

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>>128620602
hearty kek

>>128618278
god i hate this nanny state,STOP GIVING THE BURGERS MEME MATERIAL!!!!

>>128643902
I carry a stainless steel pen with massive heft anywhere I go, writes great and doubles as a priest for mammals.

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>>128638918
>>128618838
>>128625661
>>128636355

>implying sticks aren't already outlawed

>Knives everywhere!

Top kek. Yeah I'm literally typing this with a fucking knife!

My fucking sides.

>>128628682

There are butter knives in there

>>128618278
If you wanna kill someone with a knife you slash not stab. Seems like this knife will still work for that.

>>128628733
Maybe you ought to just ban niggers, then you won't need to ban everything else that two hands can use.

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>>128629845

pick related

>>128618278
I guarantee you can still stab with them, probably would make good bayonets. Early 20th century doctrine supported heavy bayonets with blunt tips best used for breaking ribs on penetration. Sharp tips would get stuck. I would take a pic of my M1895 bayonet but too lazy, but google it to see what I mean.

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the deadliest of them all

>>128618278

What about forks? they have points and are all stabby

>implying you can't make a point on that knife by wearing it down on concrete prison style

>>128618278
>gets neck slashed instead
At least i wasn't stabbed.

>>128619391
Don't be a whore
BIN THAT ORE

>>128620549
UNDER
RATED
A
T
E
D

>>128647331

nah phillips head are the woooooooorrrrrrrrsssssssttttttt

https://youtu.be/4bsCTvEB1Hc

>>128618278
>What is slashing?
Chances are these muzzies can still kill by ethier the throat, wrists and just slashing until they bleed out. Short term awnser for a long term problem.

>>128618278
Even if every knife in the country was replaced with these, all a terrorist has to do is spend a day filing down the bump on the front to make it pointy again.

>>128629845
Arrows sold in the UK are designed to soften up when they hit flesh, one of my mates got a crossbow bolt through the head and in the hospital they just pulled it out didn't even bother with surgery.

>>128618278
and what would stop someone from grinding away the antistab part? You could do that even on a pavement - no angle grinder needed.

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>>128649022

WRONG

pic related

>>128648976
a muzzi with an angle grinder would spend 30 seconds to accomplish that

>>128618278
>huge problem with knife-crime
Sounds like a huge nigger problem to me

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this >>128646840
+
this >>128649209
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>>128618278
Should we ban knitting needles too? Only allow safety scissors? Ice picks?

>>128619391
WHEN WILL THE UK BAN ASSAULT FISTS!?

>>128649022
how the fuck do you take a crossbow bolt thru the head without your brain getting fucked ten ways to sunday

>>128638477
You can still slash a face or two.

>>128628260
I kind of changed my mind about German women after seeing this vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJPJt2qm2_Q&feature=youtu.be

>>128650013

i suspect it was a feild point not a broadhead

My penis is sharp so,should we ban it?

>>128650015
Bull shit boy

>>128650323

you should go see a doctor

>>128650443
I did your mom has vagina teeth, so it fucked it up.

>>128618278
>because all you can do is stab
>slicing cuts couldnt possibly be fatal
>just ask all those dudes who have had their throats slit

>>128650559

whats a "mom"

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>>128618278
>UK 20XX
>plastic safety knives the only thing sold, traditional knives banned for safety
>self-driving cars, driver-controlled cars banned for safety
>construction tools like saws, hammer, screwdrivers banned for anyone but licensed builders
>bricks, rocks, cinder blocks, etc all banned to the public and if you see a rock the size of a human fist or larger anywhere you are legally obligated to turn it in to authorities or be fined
>possessing prison weaponry like hardened newspaper shivs, cocktails, safety razors, sharpened toothbrushes all come with harsh prison sentences

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>>128650664
>Your mom

>>128650669

is that why i have a centre parting?!

>>128618838

>>128618278
Even mudslimes know how to grind a knife down. UK to make rocks illegal.

>>128650857
No,that's because you're a degenerate cuck

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>>128632924
DELET THIS

>>128650821

is a "mom" that post that that ham planet american is puting its belly on?

>>128635267
>underrated post

>>128628682

>saint Sheffield

>>128651209
Sorry this is YOUR mom. That was OP's mom. Sorry, nig nog.

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>>128651544

then they'll start making bombs... I mean its easy, all you have to do is boil bleach down to a crystallized fo-

Hold on I have a knock at the door.