"India launches its heaviest satellite weighing (at 3,136-kg)

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>>128617375
>Actually becoming a superpower by 2020
Goodbye my loo.

I swear to God I will fight every last Indian to the death if it means I get to keep shitting in a toilet

>>128617375
India don't you realize that if you'd just learn to poo in the fucking loo everybody would respect you?
Just stop shitting on the street and you'd be golden.

Oh shit, so the 2030 prophecy was true.

>>128618097
... and I will fight Americans till my last breath to keep my power to not shart in marts

>>128618295
except that we have made great progress with that, but /pol/ never wants to listen :3

>>128617375
>India launches its heaviest satellite, consisting of 70 western toilets, weighing (at 3,136-kg) yet, as a show of defiance towards hygiene standards. Becoming just the sixth country to master cryogenic rocket technology after Russia, China, the US, France and Japan

Cgtz bros, I really have a genuine affection towards Indian and indian people.

I do find the cow piss and shit on the streets and cleaning with your own hand disgusting tho.

You will do brilliantly academically speaking on this century!

>>128617375
And yet you still don't poo in loo.

>>128618295
hang on, so you are saying that is the only drawback?
If it stops suddenly everything else about indians is respected by others?
Suddenly I can start getting sweet sweet white puccy?

India shouldn't be allowed space technology. The last thing we need are aliens turning up and having the first contact with them be "hallo dis is steeb from wimdows you habba birus".

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>>128617375
>Be Indian
>Shit in the streets
>Shits fills everything
>Shit crisis on the verse, rivers overflowing with shit
>India gathers its greatest minds, as if propelled by war they make unprecedented leaps in technology for the sole purpose of firing all their shit off into space
>The year is now 2141 and India has become a superpower controlling most the world, toilets have been outlawed across the world, all homes contain shit holes that lead to a centralized pump system, filling rockets with shit and firing them into space
>The year is now 2311, the Earth is now fully controlled by india, the world enjoys unprecedented freedom to shit wherever they like, toilets are all but a vague memory for the people of Earth, first contact was made today, humanity is not alone.
>The year is now 2321, the Earth is locked in an endless war with aliens from around the galaxy, humanities shit has flooded enough of space that a coalition of alien races have formed an alliance against the shit menace known as man.
>The year is 2355, Earth has fallen, humanity is no more.

Good job you fucking poos, you killed us all.

>>128618908
also cut back on curry(I know its delicious). That shit makes your sweat stink

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>>128617375
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>>128619021
ehh better than hearing absolute non sense like "oi yits crikey hawt mayt innit"

>>128619021
Top kek

Good work tho you smelly bastards

>>128619209
You'll never hear that because Australians are guaranteed to never go into space.

Too fucking cold, mate.

>>128619021
At least they won't invade us

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Shut the fuck up Pajeet most of your shitty country shits in the street.

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>>128617375
News: India puts heavier Shit in space.

>>128619180

>>128618295
>India don't realize that if just learn to poo in the fucking loo everybody would respect

>>128619394
C R Y O G E N I C
R O C K E T S

>>128617375
3, 136 kg That's some heavy shit. Good work.

>>128617375
Not gonna lie, the day first contact is one of you lot shitting on an aliens lawn I will laugh my ass off.

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>>128617375
>becoming just the sixth country to master cryogenic rocket technology after Russia, China, the US, France and Japan"
The Indians who made this happen are far less subhuman than the streetshitter caste. Well done Poos, you're developing nicely if disgustingly.

>>128618908

Yes.

Stop shitting in the street, stop bathing in the river, make your street vendors wash their fucking hands, and put in some fucking water treatment plants. Basically stop living in a diseased shithole.

>>128617375
The cow sitting on the chair made me lose

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>>128619874
This would take care of like 90% of any dislike I have towards Indians in general, honestly. We need to do something about American companies operating call-centers over there too, when the poos aren't calling every day I don't hate them as much.

>>128618908
I think you'd be well on your way to the pussy of your dreams if you could just poo in the loo,pajeet.

>>128617375
>using a kikebook meme to bait /pol
A true master

>>128619874
also outlaw those fucking scam call centers. Not a good look my dude

>>128617375

>Poos.
>Bragging about being sixth at something.

>>128619874
oh ok so even though i'm an ugly 5'7 guy, as long as I belong to the top 10% of the society which does not do any of that I have a decent chance of comin over to Eu/Am and ploughing a white cutie with a pink puzzizi?

>>128617375
did you know that in as science progressing scientific equipment and high tech equipment tend to get smaller and lighter?
remind me again how is having the biggest and heaviest satellite an achievement in this day and age

>>128617375
>pootelites

>>128620597
>what is human space travel
>what is transporting multiple satellites in one launch

>>128620597
you can send more small and light shit into space
...
like 104 of them

>>128620597
>can't understand that we can now send a nuclear warhead that big to space
>hungary
ah right, what would you know about Nuclear weaponry

>>128619136
was he ok?

>>128620992
He became one with the poo, he's happier now.

>>128620992
RIP Pajeet

>>128617375
>Still does not
>POO
>IN
>LOO

>>128619136
Should've committed and gone through with some speed at least.

Looks like he suicided intentionally, no?

>>128617375
Your country is still a literal shithole overflowing with pollution populated by religious zealots that won't even practice basic hygene.

Launching rockets and making Bollywood movies won't change this.

>>128617375
Need more toilets
Most Indians don't have a toilet
They shit in the street
First generation Indians shit in the streets in England
Seen it with my own eyes

Kek

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>>128620482
No, nobody wants to fuck indians. We will however not treat you like subhuman shit if you're not acting like subhuman shit (streetshitting, wiping shit with hand, river-bathing etc.)

>>128621982
would a nigger agree to fuck?
Not that I would fuck a nigger...

>>128617375
The author's name is Sandeep.
Sage this garbage India will always be the trash can of the world.

>>128618908

>Suddenly I can start getting sweet sweet white puccy?

Don't get ahead of yourself mate, Indians would still be creepy and ugly as fuck

>>128621657
He second guessed himself, probably the leading cause of death while in/on a vehicle.

He felt the water give way, wasn't sure how to react, and then got dragged off faster than he expected.

That river has a terrible undertow, he was so fucking gone no one bothered trying to help.

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>>128622156
If you lay out the proper bait, you probably stand a decent chance with a sheboon. They have zero standards and you might get lucky enough to find one mixed enough to be cute. I know the one-drop rule and all but really the more white you stir in the better the mix becomes.

>>128622185
aw man... fuck

>>128620482
You could probably come over and plow an Indian or a "non-religious" paki.

>>128622367
http://edition.cnn.com/2017/06/05/politics/trump-comey-executive-privilege/

>>128622481
woah dude I've had enough History lessons to know to stay the fuck away from pakis man.
It's kinda weird how the paki's got rid of you in the 1940s, and you are now not able to get rid of them

>>128617375

Here's the true news

"Indian Rulers employed EU/US scientists to launch stuff into space so they feel unlike their own citizens - poor and insignificant."

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>>128622601
Why would I give a tabloid rag like CNN even one (you)? Archive that garbage if you want us to click it.

>>128617375

maybe try making a toilet

SCAT IN SAT
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SCATSAT-1

>>128622945
we tried that but people did not know what to do with it

>>128617375
>tfw you have made such a fucking mess of your country that you need to search outer space for a new place to live

>>128622759
We brought them over to fill our corner shops and rule over the Indians we brought to fill our Indian restaurants.

>>128623091
How broken are your brains that you don't know what to do with a toilet? A fucking dog knows how to dig a hole to shit in and cover it afterwards, why are you less capable than a dog?

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>>128623052

Reminder that India has a satellite called SCATSAT-1.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SCATSAT-1

>>128623273
and now they are doing a tad bit more than what they are supposed to, aren't they?

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>>128617375
literally can't make this shit up

>3,136kg

holy shit does that weight include fuel?

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>>128623273
>introducing invasive species to combat invasive species
I'd laugh if we weren't doing the same thing with some of our wildlife here.

>>128623534
Why didn't you warn them about the eternal Paki?

>>128623253
>2300.
>Captain: Careful everyone we are now entering the New India sector.
>Captain: It is said that the fertile lands of New India Prime are built upon the first artificially created planetoid.
>Tourist: How could the super power India create such a thing before the other super sectors?
>Captain: They used a method that others couldn't imagine. They built a planet out of human excrement.

I find it funny how they kill the one man that wanted to stop street shitting and then the next week they want to be space club and superpower.

>>128622925
how the fuck are her eyes bigger than her forehead?
what is she even staring at?
I haven't seen that look on a girl's face since that time I asked my sister to fish out pin worms from my anus

>>128617375
India is also saving the earth
How? You may ask

They are making the planet weigh less by sending excessive weight out to space

>>128623534
It's not the first time we've had to deal with the retarded customs of an underclass. The Scots and Irish now speak English and even the Indian restaurants are hygienic. I have no doubt in a few hundred years we'll have a solution to chav whores and Islam.

>>128617375
Don't take offense to this Pajeet but no one is lining up to have you blow up their 150 million dollar communications satellite.

>>128620952
stop acting like your better than him pajeet

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>>128617375

>>128617375
>master cryogenic rocket technology wow so cool superpower stronk

you retard do you know what that means? it literally means that the fuel is fucking cold, second year engineering students here are expected to demonstrate the concept in a project, yet it takes all one billion of you to figure it out

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>>128617375
Poo rockets? Is that the final solution to the poo problem?

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>>128623813
Someone asked her to fish pin worms out of their anus. Not sure about her giant fish-eyes though.

>>128623684
>They built a planet out of human excrement.
Poo-luto.

>>128624024
shut up slave, this is not cotton we are talking about

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>>128617375
>Indians make giant inefficient station
>One which probably lacks toilets
>Indians feel like this is a major accomplishment

>>128624244
you fucking poos arent even good enough for cotton, all you can pick is sugarcane, because massa doesnt want you getting shit all over his nice clean cotton plants

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>>128618908

>>128617375

You do realize that being technologically as advanced as France is the same as winning the Paralympics, right?

Better than most other countries, but still behind the non-retarded countries.

>>128617375
>uh oh, looks like we're getting stronger
That's not the question, the question is when will you stop to poo in the loo?

>>128624374
what? how ev....who the fuck even allows you to use computers?
now shush

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>>128623684
I remember reading some proposal for creating a cheap moonbase and the idea proposed was taking shit and freezing it into blocks you'd stack around the outside of your shelter, creating a foot-thick shield of organic material to absorb radiation.

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>>128617375

>>128624548
here in south africa I'm surrounded by literal retarded niggers but even they can use computers to do more productive things than scam retarded burgers online

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Meanwhile...in India

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>>128617375
>Entire country starving to death
>No full literacy
>Slavery still exists
>Hygiene problems due to street shitting
>They waste what little budget they have on nuclear missiles and space rockets because they need to overcompensate for their tiny penises
This makes me think less of India, not more. Anyone can launch objects into space, the Germans did it in 1944, we did it in 1968.

Fix your shithole.

>>128623875
Now, if only they could figure out how to poo in loo..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU

>>128625012
>>the Germans did it in 1944, we did it in 1968.
Well yeah genius, the 1944 germans were the 1968 you

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>>128623052
No fucking way

>>128617375

2020 seeams no near.

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>>128617375
>Space club
>satellite
Is that still a thing after 1957?

>>128617375
>india becomes the 6th country to master something 5 other fucking countries have mastered
wow congratz

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>>128623533

>>128625012
>because they need to overcompensate for their tiny penises
This sentence, more than any other, encapsulates the Indian mindset. In my experience, they are the most insecure race in the world.

>>128624710
seriously mate, stop being an annoying bitch and go get a good night's sleep,
you've got a lot of things to on the farm tomorrow.

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>>128617375
>launching 3136 kg of poo into space

>>128625869
I bet right now you are imagining how nice it would be to see a productive farm run by white people for once, instead of having to go to bed hungry with the best you can hope for in the morning being food fertilised by your own shit and cow shit. You can fix your starvation problem if you just grew some fucking food instead of killing all the plant growth by shitting everywhere.

Literal baboons have mastered the art of the porcelain throne, have you?

>>128625835
agreed, but really it's not the penises. We stopped giving a shit about that a long time ago, We found the solution, Arranged marriages! Works like a charm! She'll suck a cock smaller than her clit if that's all she's allowed to suck.
Anyway just sayin...there are much better reasons to be insecure about when you are an indian

>>128625869
Dont farmshame him Poojeet

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>>128617375
When you've mastered both the cryogenic rocket AND the toilet we'll be mildly impressed. Until then fuck off my designated friend.

>>128625835
What do you expect from a race which is partially we wuz?

>>128626254
oooh shit i've triggered this nigger, cool it with some watermelons kid
>>128626297
dude of all the countries you should know better than to encourage a nigger.

>>128617375
>Russia, China, the US, France and Japan

relevant country in the world list *

>>128626576
>15 posts by this ID

yeah buddy, I'm so triggered running around trying to make up for my small brain and smaller penis by making up terrible ripostes to every nation in this thread because none of them like me

>>128617375
>looks like we're getting stronger

Fuckin rekt

Last time I checked the tech was from france, germany, us, russia, japan and china and your country just worked as waste side to take the pollution like some tsernobyl

>>128617375
I'm proud of you Pajeet. Come, join the big boys, you'll get a welcome from me

>>128626297
>there are much better reasons to be insecure about when you are an indian
I have nothing against Indians, generally speaking. You're a hell of a lot better than Pakis. But holy shit, why are you people so delusional? It's like you're all blind to how shitty India really is. You also have the thinnest skin of any race on the planet. Any perceived criticism of India, and you all throw a hissy fit. I remember when Pajeets started chimping out on Twitter, because Maria Sharapova didn't know who Tendulkar was. Like, why the fuck would a Russian person have heard of an Indian cricketer? They've barely heard of cricket, ffs.

Listen guys, there's so many goddamned people in India and most of them are peasant tier, these are the street shutters. Please have respect

>>128617375
Uh oh, next you'll be shitting on asteroids.

>>128626297
Indians seem some of the most insecure people, what are the
>much better reasons
?

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>>128627183
>I remember when Pajeets started chimping out on Twitter, because Maria Sharapova didn't know who Tendulkar was. Like, why the fuck would a Russian person have heard of an Indian cricketer? They've barely heard of cricket, ffs.
Bwahahahahah

This is hillarious.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/i-dont-know-of-sachin-tendulkar-maria-sharapovas-admission-incurs-wrath-of-indian-cricket-fans-9584594.html

>>128627183
>It's like you're all blind to how shitty India really is

I'm white and wouldn't normally defend an Indian but I mean what else is he gonna do other than be proud of his country despite how shitty it is? It's where he was born, it will always be where he was born.

It would be like having a small dick, you could hate yourself forever and be depressed about it or you could learn to accept it and just deal with it, maybe even become proud.

It's the only way to live with something you can't change.

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>>128622469
Don't listen to them, Ashok.

Why do Indians smell so bad?

>>128627183
We have a pretty narcissistic culture dude. We are literally taught here that our entire lives' worth depends on how other's perceive it.
The indian middle class is completely different from the perceived western notions of what india is.
You guys either think of people here as poor shitheads, or some ancient philosophical guru who has figured out everything and is peaceful.
Neither is true for the functional majority man, the indian middle class is a rancid mess that is worse than any image you may have of it.

>>128617375

How on earth did you manage to fund that? Oh: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4089600/India-boasts-satellite-launch-hand-54m-aid-MPs-demand-handouts-stopped-country-reveals-plans-explore-space.html

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>>128617375
> becoming just the sixth country to master cryogenic rocket technology
> cryogenic rocket technology
> LOO-TEMPERATURE FUEL POO-WERED ROCKETS

>>128627836
Is she balding? I don't want her to lose hair before me man.

>>128617375
The only way India will become a superpower and spacefaring power is if it ever manages to fully harnass the energy potential of it's limitless reserve of street shit.

POOPER POWER BY 2020

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>>128618097

>>128617375
>new york times getting roasted by pajeet

I like this

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Don't sweat the hate, Pajeet.

Always remember,

At least you're not Bangladeshi.

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>>128627934
>We are literally taught here that our entire lives' worth depends on how other's perceive it.
At least where I live, the overwhelming attitude was literally opposite this. Most people I grew up with actively went out of their way to fuck with people's perceptions of them, purely out of spite and not caring what others thought. Mostly this resulted in rainbow-hair faggots or punks that showed up 20 years after the fad, but still illustrates the difference in self-perception I think.
As far as an actual indian stereotype, I picture the typical indian living in a home that's shittier than what's in it, in a city that's a bit shittier than the business being done in it. I picture someone having an alright computer but dirty floors, a phone but no working AC, a call-center or tech job they ride a filthy bicycle to. It's like you're people making do with only a dump to work from.

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>too retarded to make a smaller satellite
>shitposts on /pol/ about it

Hehe super power by 2020, hehe rights guys??

>>128623052
Scating is for Germany only

>>128629762
>That moment when people create a sport out of shit.

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>>128617375
SINK
THE
CHINKS
IN
THE
LOO

>>128618740
For some reason I love Indian people too, never understood it but all the ones I've met have been interesting, hilarious, and super nice. Well all of the guys at least, Indian girls are more hit or miss

>>128630620
Considering China gave nukes to Pakistan , we can give our tech to Vietnam


After all we didn't sign the NPT

>>128617375

ARYAN PRIDE WORLDWIDE

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>>128629472
>too retarded to make a smaller satellite
>tfw indian student sent the smallest satellite ever built into space

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>>128617375

A rat done bit my bro Patel
(while Poo is on the moon)
His face and arms began to swell
(and Poo is on the moon)

I can't pay no yogi bill
(but Poo is on the moon)
Ten years later I'll be paying still
(with Poo all on the moon)

Kumar just upped my rent last night
('cause Poo is on the moon)
No hot water, no toilet, no lights
(but Poo is on the moon)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtBy_ppG4hY

>>128617375
Meh. Call me when you made your first anime.

>>128619344
Are you joking? you lot are first round draft picks for dealing with animal-scale first contact.

>>128632507
What does it do, other than pose a hazard to other things in orbit?

>>128632507
it doesn't do anything

they're testing it to see if it even runs in space then they have to think up a useful purpose

that thing is basically a raspberry pi zero in a low budget case

good work panjeet maybe somebody will use it to prop a door open

>>128617375
>3,136kg
That's a lot of poo

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>>128617375

>>128632846
Send and retrieve signals , its a freaking highschool project what did you expect a spy sat ?


Also its placed in the lower orbit , so it will descend & burn to ash after 2 years

>>128620952
hungary can poo in the loo though

>>128633288
>Send and retrieve signals
ok I stand corrected it's not a raspberry pi zero its a fucking walkie talkie

lets save the launch fuel and just gas india

>>128633288
>>128632967
>other nations think they can polute our space with non-functioning garbage
Goddamn if you're gonna spend the money on the fuel for launch, at least send something worthwhile. For what reason do you need a tiny Curry-Sputnik right now?

>>128633512
>>128633505
ITT: loser white people talking out of their ass

>wasting billions while your population is starving

>>128633741
>obvious h1b visa

you have to go back

>>128617375
ok India, you are better than Pakistan....

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>>128633741
>2 posts by this ID
>mfw the other one
Enjoying the fine loos in America, are we?

>>128633874
>Implying I'm not half white and second-generation.

>>128618908

Well, I'll say this, if you shit in the street, there's no amount of money, good looks, or clever jokes that'll get you laid by anyone worth fuckin'

Are you faggots gonna cooperate with private companies/NASA/ESA/JAXA on space colonization efforts or are you going to try on your own? What's the stance of your gov't?

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>>128633512
>our space
mfw Amarifats think they own space

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Good job on India for making into space though. Hope someday they will send humans to space and have their own space station. The more humans is up the better for us all. Right now there are just 3 people in orbit which is sad. It should be constant 100 in orbit of Earth, 25 on the Moon and 5 in the deep space beyond.

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>>128634062
Yeah they're really something.

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>>128634384

>>128617375
Brutal public gang rapes
>Supapowah

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Also, the rocket even looks like an Indian god or something.

>>128634303
Its indigenous.

But ISRO & NASA share common grid , logistics & other data . Since india is one of the few countries that reached mars successfully in its first try and discovering water on the moon.


India also shares these sats with SAARC (minus Pakistan) called the south asian satellite.

>>128635112
Those are false gods tho

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>>128617375
>cryogenic rocket technology
The tech is so old and out in the open i'm impressed not every other shithole running with it by now. Maybe because they have other shit to care before this, like building shitters for their ppl or something.

>>128634226

Sounds like your parents need to go back. You can stay here and be a clever beggar, or sell sunglasses at the mall.

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>>128635112
That's pretty fuckin' neato actually.

>>128635234
how is Proton flying? or when Angara is going up? Shut up and shove those smug dog pictures up your ass.

>>128617375
Was the satellite made of poo, or was it propelled by poo?

>>128635257
Lol my dad's family came here on the mayflower.

>>128635234
NASA blew up their ship last year , ISRO is famous because of its success rate , the PSLV has never crashed even after sending hundreds of satellites since the 70s.

Hell just last month we launched 104 sats in 1 rocket , beating Russias record of 30

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>>128635524
>how is Proton flying? or when Angara is going up?
So what, Inokenty? How is it counters anything i said?
>Shut up and shove those smug dog pictures up your ass
make me, faggot

>>128617375
This is pathetic rajeesh
This is on the same level as the nigger WE WUZ

>>128634384
Well if you flood the space around earth with broken unstable shit you effectively deny everyone else the right to be there.

>>128617375
India still has a lot of strong people from their rough recent history. Once those good people have made life super easy, the welfare state will kick in and they will be filled with weakness just like the west is now.

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>>128635904
We're building a wall for that

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>>128617375

Well, in the age of small&smart devices, it's not a big deal to poo up something big and cumbersome to the space. Especially when 99% of your country is the textbook definition of 3rd world shithole.

>TL:DR better build a toilet instead.

>>128618097
this

>>128632507
>Puts processor in box.
>Gets Nasa to drop box in next launch.
>India am science now.

The only criteria for a man made satellite is that it is man made and is in orbit.

A spanner dropped by an astronaut can be a man made satellite.

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>>128636135
>but..but India & china were the original superpowers

>>128636617
rare?

>>128634384
Prove they don't.

>>128636359
LOL

>>128636730
You can send a million rockets to every planet we know and you'll still be a dirty inbreed smelly currynigger that cant even use a toilet properly

>>128624459
daddy makes me feel squishy! give me cummies daddy!!! ;))))))

>>128634226
>half white
You are either white, or not white. Stop lying to yourself, shitskin.

>>128618908
Why would you even want it? I'm white and I certainly do not want to go near those roast beef pits

>>128635923
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2017/feb/15/india-launches-record-breaking-104-satellites-from-single-rocket
>On board was a 714kg satellite for earth observation and more than 100 smaller satellites weighing less than 10kg each.
>The feat did not require vastly new technology, but rather reflects the shrinking size and weight of modern satellites.
Don't get me wrong, my country loves breaking records for the sake of breaking records too, but it's nothing to be proud of.

>>128636244
You do realize how big space is right?

If they change their trajectory for whatever reason they will either fall & burn or wander off into space forever with the same force.

Most of the dead sats in space are put by amaricans & Russian. Which is why satellite with shorter life spans are put in the lower orbit.

>>128637381
> What is Kessler syndrome.

>>128617375
>can launch heavy satellite
>can't poo in the loo

SUPERPOWER

BY 2 0 2 0

>>128637374
Its not about the weight , its about successful launching each of them in the correct orbit and distence , its a remarkable success. Because its a Domino effect , even if failed to launch it would affect the launcher of the next satellite.

its a calculated processes.

Poo in loos have it all figured out man. Completely disregard toilets and hygiene and spend all their money on space travel.

The future's not going to be designated shitting street. It'll be designated shitting space.

>>128637381
>If they change their trajectory for whatever reason they will either fall & burn or wander off
that is just not true, you need a big change in velocity for this
>Most of the dead sats in space are put by amaricans & Russian
well, yeah
is true

>>128619136
he became one with the poo, much like Obi-Wan Kenobi at the end of A New Hope

>refuse to poo in the loo
>use space program to send poo to the moon

>>128638321
>Its not about the weight
that's how i know you are not a "rocket scientist"

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>>128617375
How can a country be so unbelievably shitty and yet a world leader in so many things at the same time? Is there just parts of the country that are civilized and the majority are poo in loo fields with starving children being eaten by pigs? What does your average middle-class Indian neighborhood look like?

>>128617375
>India launches its heaviest satellite
Are poos launching their shit into outer space now to try and clean up the streets?

>>128638573
Iirc CNN stated those 88 satellites needed to be aligned or something , so they need to be placed in the right orbit .

there has never been such a simultaneous delivery in history there could have been n numbers of complications, its only because of isros success rate that all these dozens companies went with ISRO.

>>128639110
GDP is key, India is the 5th biggest economy in the world , with exports over 400 billions.

Naturally like all big nations India can develop small sectors at incredibly fast rate , like space , IT , military .

While poverty takes decades because of its size . India especially bought 50% of the population above the poverty line since the 90s

>>128636802
I'm not sure how rare this is

>>128618295
Oh leave them alone already, it's their culture.

>>128639749
>need to be placed in the right orbit
Well, that's how it usually works, yes. You're not flying in outer space/fall back to Earth if you're merely not in the right orbit, though.
>could have been n numbers of complications
which would have been impressive if most of the tech, if not all, was new to mankind
>isros success rate
how big is it, and how many launches?

>>128640547
>50% of the population above the poverty line since the 90s
now that is impressive alright

>>128617375
Congrats! More people exploring space means more progress for all.

>>128618571
>progress

yes, we've seen that you have installed toilets, but our problem is you still need to USE them

>>128617375

Time to build toilets then, Pajeet.

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>>128618571
>India non-ironically insulting another country over how it shits
DESIGNATED

>>128618571

How do I into becoming indian?

Do I send in a resume? Or bring a cow with me?
Or do I just shit on the street infront of the immigration office?

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India is a literal shit hole.

>>128620482
Only if you find a chick who will pityfuck you for diversity points desu, white women tend not to be interested in minorities unless they're SJWs. Especially true if you're short, and even more true if you're ugly. Most minorities have to win the genetic lottery to get a shot.

>>128617375
>No link
Don't you have a street to be shitting in Apu?

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>>128617375
>becoming just the sixth country to master cryogenic rocket technology
when do you master basic sanitation?

>>128619136
CACCA NELLO SPAZIO

>>128642322
When the British left , 95% of India was poverty struck , poverty by indian standards.


The British drained India to its bones because of the world wars ,pic related.

Apparently India is the only country to have met the UNs dead line to lift the poor , the 90s were a good time for India

>>128641860

89 Spacecraft Missions

62 Launch Missions

2 Re-entry Missions

8 Student Satellites
180 Foreign Satellites


All without a failure

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>>128642322

>>128643961
Untill a country creates its own anime its worthless, really

>>128645338

All memes aside, Pajeets did a good job post-colonialism and deserve credit for remaining a stable democracy. In 1947 I would have expected India to collapse in ten years due to ethnic strife.

That said, seriously, use a fucking toilet.

>>128626895
You're just still buttmad because Australia took the 1999 World Cup right from your hands.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixJgY2VSct0
Whats the point of being a superpower if you can't even poo in loo?

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>>128623052
no fucking way, keksimus, eternal designated shitting state.

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>>128648120
>All memes aside, Pajeets did a good job post-colonialism and deserve credit for remaining a stable democracy. In 1947 I would have expected India to collapse in ten years due to ethnic strife.
>That said, seriously, use a fucking toilet.
democracy is jewish and apophasis is shitty rhetoric, juan >>128526325

>>128620482
>5'7
>Getting a white racemixer whore

You'll be streamcuck tipper

>>128652781
Is bose /ourstreetshitter/?