>be American >visit UK >get shot

/endthread

>>128608418
>Burger shot by Britbong

Top fucking kek

>>128608418
we're pretty much bullet proof at this point

Great, now the IPCC and human rights (((lawyers))) will conduct enquiries hell bent on getting all armed police officers that fired a shot that night arrested and imprisoned.

>>128608418
>be Indian

>>128608418

People who visit London are fucking stupid, so the cunt had it coming.

I love England, but London can get absolutely fucked.

>>128608780
I wonder if Americans will evolve some sort of reistance to bullets due to having to adapt to their natural environment in the US.

>>128609095
surprised they haven't started growing AR500 plates instead of skin

>>128608418
Hahaha, well deserved

>>128608418
The irony is palpable

>>128608418
>be British
>shoot an American in the eye
>somehow don't kill him
Proof we are the strongest humans on the planet.

>>128608418
Holy we shit we go to foreign countries and still get shot by the police

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>>128608418
why dont they give the name of the guy?

>>128608418
>Be American
>Become the justification for British police to lose even more access to firearms

this fucking timeline

>>128608833

"We cannot fully identify who fired the bullet which hit this innocent American tourist so all 8 of the officers involved will face jail time and will be struck off immediately"

>>128609192
We're going to have to so we can come and save your fucking country again

so wait he ran into the crossfire?
Oh boy they're gonna have a field day with this. "You can't defend against terrorists with bullets, go-guys! It's too dangerous."

>>128608418
>superpower by 2030
>fighting fires with literal shit

>mfw Americans clap while getting shot by Bongistan Coppers

Can't wait to be posted in Britain like my grandfather. It's going to be fun to hear you guys bitching about is having sex with older women ..... again!!!

>>128609723
l-liberate me senpai *_*

>>128608418
this is what happens when UK police rarely use guns and forget how to aim.

>>128609837
>mexican has an opinion
woooooooow

HAHAHAHAHA

Good.

>>128610113
american education system paying for itself I see m8

>>128610239
speak english you dumb taco.

>>128608418
If the guy who got shot is black, will BLM go to London to protest this?

>>128609892
>mfw Amerifats need a war just to lose their virginity

Sad!

>>128608418
ukcucks

>>128610212
This post is satire fucking hell before my government flips their shit

>>128608418
Learn to shoot bongs. God you people are fucking worthless.

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>>128608418
This is what happens when the police themselves are scared of using firearms. They start shooting like feral niggers because they have no idea how to use said gear.

The police in the US may be gun toting, but at least they hit the right guy.

>>128610239

Be serious. We all know Spain and Mexico are indistinguishable.
Now go make me a Burrito, Pedro.

>>128610295
Daw gosh, ahm sorry brah, ye like it iffa talk like dis?

>>128610352
>Britbong needs police to shoot criminals

SAD!

>>128608418
Based metpol

>be american
>get domed
>survive
We are the strongest race on the planet

>>128608418
The doctors shoot us after we are born to help us build a resistance to bullets.

>>128610462
>tries to speak like a nigger
I always knew spaniards were the niggers of whites.

>>128608418
>be groomjeet
>get shot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9UF9ESjwWY

>>128610456
Mexico is our dirty little child we shat out and want to forget about. Sorry for putting it right next to your country mate.

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>>128609837
>get shot
>tips cop

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>>128610413
No, not like you. You're utterly fucking capable of becoming a 56% white country, you're EXCELLENT at tearing down statues of your heritage. Hell, you're fucking incredible, too, at electing an African Muslim for President.

Good job!

>>128609095
The trick is to shoot yourself with smaller rounds to build up an immunity, you can then graduate on to 12.7mm dshk rounds and eventually 20mm anti-aircraft ammunition.

>>128610532
wait there are whites left in america? Sorry, I didn't know.

>>128610603
You are not forgiven. Come get your children.

>>128608418
>americans have a magnetic attraction to bullets

Truly a match made in heaven

>>128609095

Fuck off and die

But also, top kek

>>128610683
>dumb spic/nigger cant read
no surprise

>>128608966
be a dirt poor pollock

>>128610212
>>128610358
1 (You) = 1 Prayer

>>128610710
Can't you just clean them up for us, we're kinda broke right now unfortunately.

>>128610663
>he hasn't worked his way up to 120mm tank rounds
What is this? High school?

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>>128610809
Help

Doubtful he voted for Trump. Cops should have done us a favor and finished him off.

>>128608418
>Americans don't have a gun problem
>They simply attract bullets

>>128609825
and win

:D

>>128609723
Like you saved Vietnam from the evil commies?

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>>128609095

> shot in face
> didn't die

Seems pretty resistant already to me. MERICA FUCK YEA

>>128610212

Bin that free speech!

>>128610959
We were cleaning up the mess of the country you currently inhabit, Achmed.

>>128610959
>implying they were trying to "save" it

lmao

>>128610943
>British humor

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>>128611085

We get shot all the time. My friend's dad got shot in the hand a few weeks ago and was only in the hospital for 2 hours before being released.

>>128610959
Maybe if someone hadn't let their colony get rowdy and drag us into it...

>>128610897
it's summer.

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>>128608418

>>128610321
>go to London
Thy already have them: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4128438/Black-Lives-Matter-Heathrow-protesters-trial.html

>>128608418

>Shot in head
>Survives

This is why you need gun europoors. It helps you build an immunity.

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>>128609095
>I wonder if Americans will evolve some sort of reistance to bullets due to having to adapt to their natural environment in the US.
They have. What do you call this if not ballistic protection?

>>128610490
It was because of weak as shit britbong bullets. Still, we are most powerful race.

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>>128610622
>56%
pls no bulli

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>>128611548
sorry I'm just projecting because of the state of my country.

>>128608418
He would've just got shot here in the U.S. anyway at some point.

>>128610959
>France
>Giving us shit about french indochi . . . I mean Vietnam

you best be sarcasmposting, m8.

>>128610468
yeah, should be looser firearm laws here. But not until we root out all the mudslimes because that attack would have been a lot worse if they had easy access to guns.

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>>128610959
>TFW you cant into colonialism

>be american
>get shot in the head
>shrug it off

>>128610959

People who drop the "you lost Vietnam" meme don't understand what Vietnam was about.

These are the same people that would believe Iraq was about terrorism.

>>128611641
>>128611548

the anglosphere is in a sorry state, lads.

>>128609095
>Circa 10,000 A.D.
>Aliens invade the earth, all hope seems lost
>But then they come, impervious to bullets, railgun slugs, and lasers
>Americans
>Thousands of years of exposure to firearms has built up an immunity to guns
>The aliens unable to slay the Americans are driven off

>>128608418
>aim gun
>miss target
>get a headshot on an innocent bystander

BRITAIN YES

>>128608418

Man, you can tell he wasn't a native.

Trying to fight back and defend himself without knowing the laws and all.

Chaps need your aid, need bumps to expose the CNN fake news machine, Kek bless you for your aid >>128609231

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The memes are becoming real at an astonishing rate.

>>128611496
Thicc

>>128608719
>Brits can't shoot for shit

This is what baning guns does

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>>128608719
What is this timeline!!???

>>128608418
I'll kek to that
anyway, burgershit should've known better to carry full body armor, the standard attire of the vast majority of burgershits who managed to see the world outside of north america

>>128611887
Better than France or Germany at least. Maybe we should ally with the Slavs. Poland, Britain, the US, and Russia unite to slaughter Arabs and Germans.

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>>128609095
they already have

my sides

>>128611496
>The american diet, though life threatening in a traditional sense, has been found to actually be a natural protective adaptation
> to the risks of firearm violence at the hands of the black populace.

evolution at it's finest.

>>128610959
>France
>mocking anyone over Vietnam

You fucked that shit up first you retarded white-flag waving nigger.

1. Always presume a gun is loaded. Check if it is, double and triple check if necessary.
2. Always keep the muzzle pointed in a safe direction.
3. Always keep your finger off the trigger until you are aiming at your target and ready to fire.
4. Know where your target is AND WHAT IS BEHIND IT.

Even your leos are noguns faggots. Holy shit.

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>>128608418
He's gonna have an eyepatch now, so he'll probably die from drowning in pussy

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Never bring a Bobby to a gun fight

>>128609266
Was he a nigger??? Watch limeys. Black Lives Matter coming to a bridge near you

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>>128608418
>be American
>visit Europe
>beat terrorist with his own AK-47 and hogtie him

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>>128610959
Hey, remember hoe you frogs got 2nd place at dien bien phu???

>>128608418
Ah he survived. You got lucky this time, we almost had to invade the UK there.

>>128610456
Hey, stop insulting the Mexicans like that. They are way more useful than the spantards

>>128612979
It was an American and British guy who tackled and tied that guy up faggot. As always you didn't do shit alone.

>>128608418
> no gun debate
> because terrorists used knife and truck

>>128608966
>be toilet cleaner

>>128609095
more layers of blubber

>>128613402
Opening yourself up here, buddy

>>128608418
Poor dude.
But I would actually feel good if he is a /pol/ack.

>>128609251
He probably got shot with one of those 'lil british guns. What do they carry? A 1mm or 2mm???

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>>128613343
No one cares.

>>128613358
>> because terrorists used knife and truck
It racist that people have to show id to buy knives and is directly targeting young muslims!!

>>128613564
Nah, police get access to decent shit. Its citizens that can only own semiautomatic rifles in a .22 calibre. Special requirements for the AR-15 which has to be straightpull.

>>128613564
On a serious note I think that the London police carry the SIG MCX (5.56).

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>>128613498
This makes perfect sense.

>>128610532
>spantards white
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>128612619
Hearty kek, suffocation by pussy is the way everyone wants to go.

>>128608966
>Be literal motherfucker

>>128608418
Silly bongs. We get shot by niggers every day. You know it's going to take more than one bullet to kill us right?

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You know the funny thing is, in America I was a healthy man. No bullet wounds at all. I had to come to Britain to get shot.

>>128613923
Poo under control yet?

>>128614083
>Shit in pants

>Dont visit Eurostan
>dont get run over by islamic trucks

Hmm really grinds my gears

>>128613985
nice

>>128608418
>be American
>get shot
Was he the one in the video who was still standing while police were shouting "GET DOWN! GET DOWN!"??

>>128608418
>be poo-in-loo
>be shitskin
>shit in street
>shit post on 4chan
>still a shit skin

>>128612072
Are you going to act like American police don't regularly shoot people, animals, walls, cars, houses and anything within sight?

>>128610622
How's binning that free speech bong? Also 62% white Nigger. I know that's not much better but if you are going to bant then do it correctly.

>>128614466
Its only 62% when you include white hispanics. Which don't exist.

>>128608780
Shame your kids aren't

>>128613745
I think the first response used Hk MP7s. 4.6x30mm.

>>128614382
>Be dumb cumskin
>Repeat same thing

>>128609674

>be britfag
>die

>>128614466
your banter is awful, not worth it.

>>128614529
There you go much better.

>>128613402
>be polish toilet cleaner
>move to India
>perpetually out of work

>>128614655
Well, that explains why he's still alive. I can't believe DEVGRU was dumb enough to use that round.

>>128614466

britfags are born to die

>>128608418
can we just nuke London already?

>>128612072

britfags are born to die.

I hope ISIS detonates a dirty bomb in Londonistan, or crashes a plane into Buckingham Palace and kills the queen.

>>128608418
>OMG Americans are bloodthirsty idiots their cops are dangerous ban all guns

What the average brittard says unironically.

>>128615200

Nuke Britain

>>128611496
kek. What a time it is when Sven has the best bants of the EU goys.

>>128610959
>UShit
>save something

WEW

>>128609095
Too bad you guys haven't evolved a resistance to getting stabbed yet.

<3 old haji rats with nothing but knives
<50 shots taken
<25% friendly kill rate
Prosecute them, idfc how fucking incompetent can on be?!

>>128615721
can't green text so sue me

>>128609095
My sides are in orbit thinking about this

>>128615394

Hence the name britfag

>>128609723
>save your country again
Britain had more battles, casualties and put in more war effort than us despite being 1/15th the size

You're a retard

>>128615394

nuke them already

>>128614732
>Be poo in loo
>smell and look disgusting

>>128616112

>be britfag
>die

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>>128614466

>>128615348
the brit will keep a stiff upper lip in stoic pride for his own tolerance of not being bothered by his daughter being blown up by a nail bomb.

>>128616112
Eat my shit. Don't be shy.

>>128615060
Kind've makes sense that they had to fire 50 plus rounds too. I heard those 4.6x30's over penetrate quite a bit.

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>>128615721
>>128615753

>>128616305

the fag is really gonna do that

>Bloody hell, the rapscallions are using human shields! How ungentlemanly.
>OI FUCK THE CUNTS OPEN FIRE BLOKES

>>128613745
Yep. They are replacing the G36s with SIGs

>>128616993

kill yourself faggot

>>128608418
Funny thing is, cops are allowed to spray innocent civilians with zero accountability, yet military men get thrown into Leavenworth for breaking ROE to save their men.

Military>Cops
In every. Single. Category.

>>128616993

you degenerate fuck.

>>128617276
There are soldier and police patrols in London at the moment.

>>128617460

kek

>>128616059
India's time has come. The parent is weak, the poo jokes are now eclipsed by BRITISH GUN CONTROL!

"ILL BLAST YA M8, SHOOT YA WITH ME BANGY STICK I WILL I WILL!"

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>>128617601
its nice to know there will be violence soon

>>128617791

kek.

britfags.

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>>128608418
some poor people went missing AGAIN! what you think happen to them? Was the Manchester bomb so powerful it travel through time and vaporize these poor folks?

>>128617968
They are unidentified dead people you fucking half breed.

>>128608418

The meme from 2013 has truly come full circle

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>>128617968
Press F to pay respekts

>>128616345
We'll they were designed to penetrate body armor. Against unarmored opponents they perform poorly. I remember reading in the book about Bin Laden raid, the author talked about carrying MP7's in some missions and they'd have to dump the entire mag into the guys in order to kill them.

A good american is a dead american

>>128618677

IDGAF 4 britfags

>>128608418

Wat can I say? We're bullet magnets.

But was he black? Because if he was black, went to the UK, and still got shot by the police... That tombstone could be epic.

>>128618978
>the joke
>your head

>>128610959
>Like you saved Vietnam from the evil commies?

They outlasted us and the government we left in SVN, but they BEAT THE PISS OUT OF FRANCE. Not only Dien Bien Phu (what made an airhead at the bottom of a valley you couldn't secure look intelligent?) but the protracted destruction of Group Mobile 100 proved little yellow fellows could slaughter the best France had to offer.

Now go read some Bernard Fall (a brave, talented and also dead Frog) and fuck all the way off.

P.S.
Even when Frogs do OK and get a stalemate (Algeria) your government yanks the rug out from under them and the brave harkis who considered themselves French, your great De Gaulle betrays them and hands over what was once considered part of metropolitan France to Jihadists. Slightly frustrated, a magical OAS appears! The pro-muzzy Quislings beat the OAS and shoot its heroes.

The harkis were forced to migrate to France where they were marginalized instead of treated like loyalists who had risked all to be Frenchmen, then their ghettoized offspring provide fertile soil for Eurabianization.

The US made its share of mistakes but French failures are epic and far worse in outcomes. We can go further back if you like and I can do this all day. Now go prep your bulls.

Old France had Jeanne d' Arc.
Modern France has Chloe des Lysses.

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>>128614409
American police do it on purpose.

And we try NOT to shoot you fucking Euro-poors when your fortunate enough to vacation in burger land.

You guys have no manners. Shooting guest. Not apologizing after.

Fucking hell Europe has fallen.

>>128619233
britfags are born to die.

>>128608418
American gets shot in head, still lives.

We terminator now.

>>128609192
Brtis evolving skin folds that say
"Insert knife here"

>>128616345
Fifty rounds isn't shit in a firefight, especially against three resisting targets. Forget the memes, the cops do pretty well. Anyone surprised at 50 rounds expended is confirmed noguns.

Sand niggers don't (usually) stand still like range targets.

>>128608833
>>128609674
That's what you get when you seize all the guns. Now none of you know how to shoot.

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>>128618677
Not again!

>>128608418
>be british
>cant use weapons

>>128613343

Teamwork makes the dream work.

One time I was shooting steel-cored Bulgarian surplus ammo off of my back porch, a round hit a rock at a bad angle. The bullet fragmented and I caught some shrapnel in the arm and hand from ricochet, nothing major though....my buddy also shot himself on accident while hiking...he got attacked by a feral dog and accidentally shot himself in the foot trying to draw his handgun...we're kind of just used to it really.

>>128609004
You shouldn't, this place is a shithole.
You're right that London is the worst part though.

>>128609095
I wonder if 8 year old british girls will develop some sort of resistance to Muslim cock due to having to adapt to their natural environment in London.

>>128619712
Fair enough m8. I wasnt surprised at the 50 round thing, you hear about it all the time in police shootings in the US. It's just that everyone here seems to be making a big deal out of it and i thought it might be related to the ammuntion the police apparantly used.

>>128608418
>reveler (almost misspelled in the article headline)
>a person who is enjoying themselves in a lively and noisy way

So were they justified in shooting someone who was celebrating a terrorist attack? Perhaps they thought this person was part of the attack because they were enjoying themselves during it?

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>>128619263
You did good.

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Cops are the shittiest marksmen.
I bet British cops are even worse than normal.

>>128621297
>So were they justified in shooting someone who was celebrating a terrorist attack? Perhaps they thought this person was part of the attack because they were enjoying themselves during it?
Autism, the post.

>>128614617
sandy hook wasnt real anon

>>128615200
Please do it

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>all this American bullying

>>128609192
What do you think the 5" thick plate of body fat is supposed to do? Those AK rounds bounce off, they have to shoot the weak spot, the scooter underneath.

>>128610959
Wow, France...just, wow. The last nation on earth that should talk trash about Vietnam.

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THIS IS IT LADS IT'S BUNKER HILL ROUND TWO!!

>>128617917
ha, policecuck is carrying a kraut rifle
at this point I can't tell whether it's real or airshit

OH HOW THE TABLES TURN

>>128608418
>>128608719

No american should be in a muslim country. Well deserved.

>>128608418
oi that fuckin sucks
maybe them bobbies should be better trained on trigger discipline and muzzle control.

discord: eD8KpEW

>>128610836
Shoulda kept that money we bought Florida from you with an shiiiiiieeet

>>128610959
We lost politically due to bad rep back home that was funded by the Soviet Union. You lost militarily to rice farmers like holy fuck your military is a joke.

>>128611509
>It was because of weak as shit britbong bullets
Well wait - I might have been under the wrong impression, that Law Enforcement should carry hollow point bullets. Was that wrong?
Because if not, law enforcements hollow points, would surely do less damage to a head, than "conventional" bullets.

>>128615032
kek

>>128609095
I've been shot with a .38 special. It's really not as bad as you'd think.

>>128608418
>be American
>get shot
It checks out

>>128608418
>American in UK
>shot while being surrounded by brown people

Must have felt like Home...

>>128613343
UK is best ally tb.h

>>128608418
>shot in head, minor injuries to eye

Lol9mm

>>128610432
you cant be fucking serious..... you need to rethink your life

>>128612072
>us army
>shoots more allies in friendly fire incidents than the enemy

Lol

>>128628806
nah. if it was home you could shoot back.

>>128608418
>Be murrican, visiting cucked European country
>terrorist attack happens
>resolve to stop it as all the native men are running away
>britbong police officer shoots you for attempting to commit an islamophobic offence.

>>128613985

its an abstract type of meme

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>>128609095
holy kek

>>128628278
handgun rounds a shit unless critical strike

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>>128608780
Y-you too anon?

>>128610732
American is the tank class nationality.

>>128608418

>Be Pajeet
>Poo in street

>>128608418
Honestly feel worse for tourists that get killed than "native Londoners" at this point

>>128608418
I didn't realize how hilarious the future would be when I was younger. Our meming has clearly altered the fabric of the timeline.

>>128610907
Conventioneering soon?

>>128608418
This is why we must take guns from the people and put them in the hands of police alone.

>>128617968
I kinda wish I get caught up in a terrorist attack so I can just bail on this life and start a new one.

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>>128610959
WE certainly did better than you, macron

>>128612072
>Can't shoot for shit
>Headshot
?

>>128610959
The yanks would've won if the democrats hadn't fucked it all up and let themselves be swayed by those disgusting war protesters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hqYGHZCJwk

why are americans so powerful

>>128612072
>can't shoot for shit

But he still got him.

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>>128621359

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>>128608719
Kek

>>128608966
Poo in the loo, then get shot

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>Be Brit
>make documentaries about known jihadists instead of detaining them

>>128641554
How else did they arrest 12 ppl immediately afterwards...they know who they are but they're too cucked by Sad Dick anal blasting all the native brits.