>british cuisine

>>128606446
add some curry sauce please

>>128606446
Its crispy and crunchy and doesnt have a shitton of spices that eventually numb your taste buds

>>128606446
? looks good to me

>>128606446
Our food may be shit in general, but fish and chips is God-tier. Don't even try to deny it.

german cuisine is nigger and arab semen

>>128606558
a touch of gravy to keep it saucy

god i'm sweating now

>>128606446
Good God that looks delicious. I bet that's fresh Cod battered in beer.

>>128606446

>nice thick cut fries
>fried halibut fillet
>add some lemon

tasty as fuck senpai

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>british cuisine
https://archive.fo/odAD6

>>128606446
Needs more kebab

Fuck you, I'm hungry now

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>>128606876
This is what real food looks like.

>>128606446
It's probably why islamists keep attacking britistan.

>>128606446
looks great to me

>>128606845

I completely agree with you.

>>128606446
>Germans mock other countries' food
>Their most notable food is shredded pickled cabbage

>>128606991
kek, looks like the british want to imitate your local food

>>128607029
I mean, that looks really good too.

>>128606446
>Britfags are so poor after paying for Abdulla and his 17 children's healthcare that they have to eat off of newspapers
We should just bomb the fucking shit out of you bastards. Put you out of your misery.

>>128606446
I'll have sausage with that please

>>128606446
I don't like pommy cunts that much but God bless em for this tbqh

Ill take deep fried fish and "chips" over gut rot kebab lamb/dog meat any old day, even if its on two week old "news" paper

>>128607029
Shouldn't you line up the chips straight Fritz?

>>128606961
>Fries

>>128606558
Sure thing Gerard a.k.a Pajeet Narayanaswamy

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>>128607029
We need some beers with this Schnuckel Schnauzbart

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>>128606686
>spices
>bad

go eat some Popeyes chicken you fucking pleb.

>>128607152
Eating off newspapers is tradition.

>>128607029

Isn't this Austrian?

>>128607029
Looks great, hnnngg

>>128606446
what is wrong with fish n chips wrapped in newspaper m8?

>>128606446
Iz this fro formula 52, sammy jackson moovi3?

WHAT the hell did they do to this fish, batter it to death?

>>128607029
>British cuisine: deep fried fish and fries
>shit tier

>German cuisine: deep fries pork and fries
>"real food"

>>128606558
mushy peas,scraps and a jumbo sausage for the dog and a can of vimto

>>128607029

I have to admit, that looks majestic as fuck. You got me salivating, Deutschbro.

>>128606446
I would appreciate it if a capitalist bong would like to come open a fish & chips truck near me.

I would buy it.

>>128606446

Chips look nice, but fish could be better and batter crispier

>>128606446
Do want

>>128607469
>austria
>>>/x/

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>>128607168
Aussie cunts are so relaxed and blasé about everything though. Every last fucking one of you bastards. Nah just every Aussie I ever met was like that tbqh but I say it is a good thing. Brit / Aussie banter is highly compatible. Battered any Bogans lately m8? Could a bong lad shag an aussie slag with ease?

>>128606991
please.

>>128607555
Checked but newspaper ink contains things you don't really want to eat. Or use to roll a joint, for that matter. It's just a cheap solution that isn't that bad if you eat it straight off and don't let it leech around too much.

>>128607168
fesh n cheps brew

>>128607029

>schnitzel

Everything German sounds fucking jewish to me now

>>128606446
It's quick, simple and the turks know how to cook it.

Looks weird but tastes great.

>>128606558
Quintessentially british

>>128608076
The Jews culturally reappropriated it.

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>>128607417
Holy fuck anon I go nuts on popeyes when I visit the states, but I've only seen it in a few. Do you remember when they did Delta sauce? I asked for it and they acted like they'd never even heard of it and they called me a limey lol. That's Ohio for ya though eh?

why all the shilling against britain? i mean atleast they're not fucking germany...

>>128607982
it doesnt stain the food,but the paper when it gets damp does make the food taste good and smell good.

hard to explain...you would have to walk past a british chippy and smell it if using newspaper isnt a thing over there.

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>>128607874
Aussie girls are great. My girlfriend is Australian and it's pretty comfy senpai. Keep it in the anglosphere boys

>>128607029
I like fish and chips and chicken fried steak. You're both doing fine you silly kraut

>>128607982
its not made from real newspaper anymore. i think its similar to wax paper

>>128607339

I'm not British, I don't use your language

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Polish cuisine

>>128607982
It ink. It's not leeching into the food you fucking mong. I bet we put worse shit in our food.

>>128608214
wingstop is better you should've tried that

>>128608221
hans is mad that the offshoot of the saxon tribe on the rainy island turned out to be the true ayrians lol

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Nothing will ever beat the hamburger.

>>128608214
Dude Popeye's is gross. But there's literally nothing wrong with having fun with our fast food.

Next time you're over, try a Long John Silver's and don't forget to ring the bell on your way out.

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>>128608384
Food looks good, but isn't that Russian vodka?

>>128606446
did anyone mention that deep fried fish is actually a sephardic jewish delicacy that was brought to England by merchants in the late middle ages?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fish_and_chips#History

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>>128606446
needs mayo
other than that it's fine

>>128606446
The two things that throw me about Brit food are:

>blood pies (just WTF in general)
>baked beans (as breakfast food, they're Sunday afternoon BBQ food)

Pretty much everything else is good and makes sense.

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>>128606558
will do my bucktoothed friendo, curry coming right up

>>128608076
you are a fucking moron.

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>>128607029
Fixed that for you.
t.Texas

>>128606558
Marmite pls

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>>128608525
Ye a guy who posted this pic back in 2012 fucked this up, it should've been Sobieski or Żubrówka or something. Btw. we have this too

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>>128608474
How can she eat that much and be so thin?

>>128608384
where are the fish moprolls?

DROPPED

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>>128607576
why would this barbarian ruin a perfectly good steak with fucking tomato sauce, made me fucking mad

>>128606446
Wouldn't the newspaper ink seep into the fish and fries???

>>128608548
>Mayo
>Not Tomato Sauce
This is why you lost the war.

>>128608754
BINGE AND PURGE WHEN YOU FEEL THE URGE

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>>128607029

>>128608893
They usually don't last long enough.

>>128606558
this guy gets it

>>128606446
>any cuisine where it's okay to put cheese on fish pasta
>being a cuisine at all
pick one and only one

>>128608214
Must haves are..
Culvers, five guys, and portillos if you're in the Chicago area

>>128608648
10/10

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>>128608248
That's it init lad keep it in the Angloshpere.

>>128608508
Aw m8 I have been going to the states every year for 9 years now, and as much as I hate the fast food jew, I do love to go a bit mad with all the choice over there. It's fucking mind blowing. All we have where i live is a maccies, a burger king (which is shit) and a KFC. When I went to Cincinnati though, there must have been 25+ fast food places just on one road. LJS is actually a pretty good take on fish and chips desu. It's way greasier than it would be here, but it's interesting to see it presented as a fast food. Usually just made by chinks here. But yeah anon it's fucking lovely all things considering. My favorite American food place is Skyline though

>>128608615
Damn this bitch has hips and some decent tits.

>>128608754
Is... is that a sausage stuffed with other sausages?

>>128609081
Five guys is really badly overrated. The only upside is you can pile on toppings that are reasonably fresh.

You can make a better burger in your back yard any time you want.

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>>128607029
you germans have good food, but ours is god-tier. Züri Gschnätzlets for all you fags

>>128606446
>politics board
>posts food
>>>/ck/

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Not allowed to serve chippy in newspaper anymore, health concern.

- T. Chippy Head cook

If you have any questions about fish and chips, feel free.

>>128608904
My grandmother is from Uruguay and makes this every time she comes over. 10/10 meal every time

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>not eating pork faggots

>>128608648
*salutes in Texan

>>128609289
this board has its own culture,sometimes its nice to have these threads.

>>128608904

Uff man

>>128606446
Wait, don't current regulations prohibit Chippies from serving their shit wrapped in newspaper anymore? (memories)

And no... I'm a coastal New Englander; I'd rather eat a pair of freshly farty pants before another load of soggy Brit ass fish and chips.

We kick your ass six ways from Sunday.

>>128609160
It's tongue and blood sausage. Really good with hot mustard.

>>128609099
My favorite part about LJS (other than the hush puppies) is that the only way to tell the chicken from the fish is that one comes in rectangles and the other comes in parallelograms. Beyond that, it's almost like drinking straight fry grease.

But that's how I learned to love malt vinegar, so it's OK. The one near me combined with an A&W so I can get a tall glass of draft HFCS root beer with my heart attack.

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>>128606558
Hahahaha holy shit too accurate

>>128609295
we still do it here,but many chippies use blank newspaper now.

>>128608562
>falling for the blood pies meme
I HATE black puddings myself, but people make out like it's just a patty made out of blood. It's actually oats and something else which i can't remember as I don't eat them. But yeah it's a little cake thing made out of oats that is fried in blood. Sounds fucking disgusting to me but some people like it. I'll tell you now though desu, British food gets shat on a lot, until people try it. Considering our geography and whatnot, our diet is mostly potatoes and meat and veg. Nothing crazy but nothing bad at all. Try toad in the hole and tell me it isn't good lol

>>128609310
based
I noticed you Americans fry stuff with flour, not with crusty bread am I right? You should try using that.

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Make way.

Real food coming through

>>128609456
blood sausage? you mean a black pudding?

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>>128608648
This.
They need to get on our level

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I hate Germans more than fucking anything you have no idea.

Disgusting fucking continent-ruiners.

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>>128609295
>>128609525
>serving food on newspaper

>>128609600
>I noticed you Americans fry stuff with flour, not with crusty bread am I right?
Good sir, we are Americans.
We will fry anything with anything.

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>>128609645

>>128609544
Oh, also try a Dairy Queen and order a 1/2lb flamethrower. It's a remarkably good burger for fast food, especially from an ice cream parlor.

>>128609519
he means chinese curry sauce,its well different yo indian or paki curry,its sweeter and has weird bits in it.

>>128607576
Fucking Amerifat!!! YOU MAKE US LOOK BAD!!

Ketchup is what you use to make bad food taste good; you just RUINED the steak!

>>128609646
Don't know what the correct word is in English, but we call it Blutwurst or in this case Zungenblutwurst as there's tongue in it.

>>128608962
What's the deal with curry? Is that the#1 condiment on that side of the pond?

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>>128609744

>>128609786
I don't know what the correct word is in English
>blut
>wurst
IQ of about 10 everybody.

>>128606446
Every bit of that is Indian.

>>128606446

>ywn get a chip supper in yesterday's paper again

Sad times guys

>>128609238
Those hash browns look gr8

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>>128609836

>>128609687
That's like the Texas version of poutine. Leafs BTFO.

>>128609890
That's why I called it blood sausage. But apparently that's wrong.

>>128607599
at least sandniggers cant eat it

>>128609295
What do you coat them in

>>128606446
This looks very tasty actually

>>128609832
Standard for fish and chips is Curry, Gravy and mushy peas.
The curry isnt like what you imagine a curry to be, more like a gravy dipping sauce with bits of onion and shredded beef. If you want to try it look for "dinaclass curry" goes incredibly well with fried food like battered sausaged and fish

>>128609745
A flamethrower? What is this? Is it spicy? I fucking love spicy stuff lately. I thought Dairy Queen only did ice cream though? Are you telling me they do actual food? As I say, I'm an enthusiast for fat faggot food. I can be because I'm eternally skinny, so I want to try it all. Forget about those bacon ice creams though, they sound fucking horrible.

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>>128607576
>katsup
>on steak

>>128609941
WE

>>128609975
>>128609744
Romania has some good looking food.

>>128609744
what is this? looks amazing

>>128610107
Leave it to the pizza nigger to have shit taste.

>>128606446

Don't know what you're talking about mate, that looks fucking tasty

Bit of salt and vinegar on the chips and you're good to go

>>128609953
There exists a land where you can serve any quantity of deep fried goodness in a basked lined with any type of paper product your artery-clogged heart could desire.

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>>128610151

>>128606961
Why do you have to fag everything up, leaf

>>128606446
>

>>128607648
The only drink to go with your chippy

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>>128609975
My wife makes sarmale for me occasionally.

>>128610135
Yeah, the flamethrower has a small americanized amount of spicy, but still enjoyable for fast food. DQ has a surprisingly wide fast food menu, but other than the flamethrower and some of the club sandwiches and sides it's mediocre.

>>128606446
why do they put it in newspaper

>>128610135
Yeah, they have a whole menu of Amerifat food that isn't icecream. I think they started adding it to compete with Sonic.

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>>128610327
everyday we move further away from god

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>>128606446
>German cuisine

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>>128610438

>>128609996
Fucking delicious. Especially at 2am

>>128606446
Problem ? I don't see one.

>>128610306

Yeah but I don't really want to go to Sunderland

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>>128610398

>>128610327
...I take back every positive thing I said about Romanian food.

>>128609238

What is bärli-biber exactly? I bought those when I visited Switzerland.

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>>128610282

smoked ham hock with beans

>>128610520
>no red chilli sauce on chips
That's pleb-tier.

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>british food
>served in newspaper cones
>pic related is xmas dinner

>>128610130
Thanks for the tip. Sounds tasty enough

>>128610606
>>Black food

Yuk

>>128608701
What the fuck is that ?

>>128610054
Not breaded like fried chicken. English style is coated in a thin batter, scottish will be thicker and greasier.

The ratio is 3lbs of flour to 0.5oz of baking soda with 2 litres of water. Which makes a ton of batter. You will mix those then add about 1.5litres of water. Mix well when its thick to get rid of lumps, then progressively add the rest of the water (you probably wont use all of it).
Voila, fish and chips batter. Works great for whole sausages too.
Pat your fish dry with paper towel, coat with flour but shake off excess. Then dip in batter and wipe off as much as you can while maintaining a coating. Fry in 350 degree Celsius oil or beef fat

>>128610438
dont ruin these threads mate,its one of the few times all nations have somert to offer and talk nice about.

>>128610520

Belgium pls go

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>>128610327

>>128606446
Looks good, I'd eat the fuck out of that.

>>128610611
That's not Romanian, i remember seeing it before on another board

>>128610520
never seen that sold before? must be a southern thing

>>128610738
Mettigel

>>128610674
It is, but there's nothing wrong about being one of the people you aging hipster.

>>128610738
raw meat hedgehog, it's yummy

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Germanic cuisine is superior in every way

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>>128610785

is this porn?

>>128610675
At least we don't throw ridiculous amounts of sugar in our food just to make it taste nice, amerifat.

>>128610412
kek, I have to say, you burgers really know how to do food. It's funny actually. In England, everything just looks smaller. It's weird. When you go to America and then come back, it's a proper mind fuck to see how pokey all the roads are, and how small the cars and houses are. It doesn't feel like that normally, when you live here. But yeah when it comes to that + food, I have been made speechless several times. I had a 36oz steak from a place called Texas road house (i think) because I got challenged as a bong lol. I did it and I thought i was going to have a heart attack. You ever been to the UK m8?

>>128610831
Up until the döner kebab became popular it was the national food of the working man.

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>>128606446
>German cuisine

>>128606446
>not going to the seaside and eating fish and chips

>>128610047
Looks like the schweinekoteletthersteller will be out of work. At least DB can borrow vast sums of money to keep your economy afloat. All it will take is the low, low acceptance of 2m more (((immigrants))).

>>128610721
Pulled pork would have been a delicacy for them back in the day. "Soul food" is uses the worst cuts of meat and organs like chitlins.

>>128610989
At least we put it in the toilet, you're few steps short of designated shitting streets.

>>128610438
Swedish you mean ?

>>128609975
Romanians know how to do hot pockets™ right

>>128610898
I've not been to the UK, but I'd love to visit some day if I had a local show me around to real deal UK food. People say it's gross, but I've never been to a country where I didn't enjoy real deal native fare the most, no matter how gross and weird it is.

>>128610412
Fries dipped in vanilla cone has been my dq favorite since I was 7

>>128606446
better than LIDIL CANCER FOOD
I'm sure it's full of estrogen and thats why you've all turned into pussys who won't proect thier women

>>128610932
>Fredo bars are up to 55 fucking p in the corner shop
Fucking pajeets can't do anything right

>>128609645
a seagull wouldn't touch any of that
if a seagull wouldn't eat it, why would I?

>>128606446
So delicious after getting raped by Mohammed.

>>128610294
Tell me what's not to like about potato chips and fried fish?

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>>128610520

>>128607029
>cook some nice meat and potatoes
>ruin it with a lemon slice spilling sour juice all over it
Why do they do this?

>>128610866
Zrazy aren't germanic, they were a stable of nobleman cuisine in commonwealth since times immemorial.

>>128607029
Es wird Preiselbeersauce genommen, kein Ketchup du Untermensch.

>>128607029
WHAT MY GRAMPA ATE BEFORE TENDIES WERE INVENTED

>>128610785
Nice.

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White food:
>salted or smoked rancid sheep head with a couple of potatoes and cabbage
or
>burgers deep fried in pepsi topped with mini pizzas

why do you guys suck at cooking

>>128611236
nah to be fair a little bit of zest from the lemon compliments the white flesh of the fish,its pretty good

>>128611076
- Collards are gross.
- Red beans and rice is just whatever.
- Everyone does pulled pork and biscuits.

>>128610869
It can be

>>128610869
>is this porn?
It must be or why else would I be wanking right now.

>>128611280
that must be some crazy eastern european thing...offal is considered disgusting in most of europe lol

im half pole so i eat some weird shit but i draw a line at the cheeks of a lambs head.

>>128608508
>Long John Silver
I bet you try a new Long John Black every day

>>128611280

Talk shit about smalahove and i will fucking end you bucko.

>>128611135
Like most joints, the menu varies regionally. I found one that sold cheese curds and mushrooms once. Mushrooms were pretty solid for fast food, but the cheese curds were meh.

>>128608384
The kabanos looks pretty good.

>>128610866
Gross.

>>128609456
>It's tongue and blood sausage.
>Really good with hot mustard.

AKA, bearable with hot mustard.

Interesting to see the intersection of Nazi food with Nigger food.

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British food is the best in the world.
It's plain food because we always ruled the world and had plenty and lots of variety.
Other countries spice up subsistence foods to get a meal.
Our only competitors like the Americoons eat shit that their merchant masters like McDonald's feed them, or the French who are so gay and perverted they put snails and dogshit in their mouths.
So let's face it the British are just better than you.
Especially the Urragh! Germans!

>>128611091
>designated shitting streets.
Those are indians, we don't have many of those, we have muslims so there's designated exploding streets.

>>128607648
You have impeccable taste, old chap

>>128611359
>- Collards are gross.
Back to your sketties with ketchup

>>128611280
As a Hwhite person, I have never eaten
>salted or smoked rancid sheep head with a couple of potatoes and cabbage

As for
>burgers deep fried in pepsi topped with mini pizzas
Swap the pepsi for Coke, throw in some cheese sticks and you got a deal.

>>128608508
Are you kidding me? Long John Silvers is literally grease with a side of fish.

I wouldn't go there for an oil change!

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>>128610327

>>128611625
Fair enough.

>>128611134
Good on you lad. I had to persuade a bunch of Americans that I was staying with to try my food. I just made an improvised potato and cheese bake with loads of bacon and cumberland sausage, baked in cream. They were all taking the piss out of me saying stuff like
>lol anon you're not making steam pudding or anything are you?
>i am allergic to eels anon
>etc

You should have seen the looks on their faces. They took the recipe and make it themselves now on the regular. The same happened with chicken curry, but obviously that's indian.

Deffo come over here, don't bother with any major cities though. Go to some pubs in the west country (Dorset) mate.

Why do euros love curry so fucking much

>>128611681
But you're encouraged to ring the bell on the way out!

>>128610764
True this is prob the best thread on pol today

>>128611575
>hating on tongue sausages
Do your parents know you are a faggot?

>>128611301
Don't even pretend people do it for any other reason than to be pretentious and try to make their food look more ''''''''''exotic'''''''''' and visually appealing.

Lemons go well together only with sweet foods. Put a lemon on meat and you've just ruined it, similar to pineapples except worse.

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>>128610438
>ink
im think im gay & just realized it

>>128611573
Are you even white?
>thinly sliced beef
>pickles
>mustard

>>128611721
I inherited a Polish recipe that involves pickled herring, beans, beets, etc. that comes out looking like a frightening bright pink slosh.

What do you know, most people who muster the courage to try it like it and then I get to reveal what exactly is in it.

>>128610764
Agree

>>128611595
Every Indian once belonged to the British Empire, what the hell are you talking about? 35% of London is Indian and many other big cities have Indians be the greatest minority group.

>>128608384
KEK THAT ONION

DO YOU JUST BITE INTO IT LIKE AN APPLE

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Haters gonna hate

>>128611134
>People say it's gross
Most food outlets are foreign, like Chinese, French, Indian, Italian, Japanese, Thai etc, so it's the same food you'd find in any multicultural society.

>>128611962
meant
>>128611625

>>128611595
we have many fine exports lad but food aint one of them lol,europeans wreck our shit when it comes to food

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>>128606446
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>>128610671
hnng

>>128608384
Is that a tall glass of curdled milk?

>>128609890
>be anglo
>call sausage made from blood black pudding (wtf?)
>get angry at germans for naming sausage made from blood Blutwurst (literally blood sausage)

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>>128610893
>at least we don't trolly skip down to cocksmuth lane and grab a mite large scoop of dobblyconks and slapjimmies to freshen the old bibmleyhook

>>128611798
you put it on fish, not meat.

>>128610893
Why did this response come across to me as so polite and half cocked?

It's alright, britbro. Give us the extent of your banter.

>>128612032
Nah, I want the real deal. Yorkshire pudding, Full English (incl. black pudding -- probably the best part), shepherd's pie, and 10 things I've never heard of and would have trouble pronouncing.

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>>128611798
>not dumping a pineapple ring on a grilled gammon steak

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>>128606558
DUDE CURRY LMAO

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>>128606446
>German Cuisine

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Umm no sweetie x

>>128611595
Yes, I had a similar experience after 48 hours of eating British food the last time.

>>128609645
I've finally uncovered the trick in order to make bland food look appetising.

First you need some fancy bowels and plates.
Then some wooden pallets with bread on them.
Finally, instead of taking the photo at an angle, do a birds eye view shot.

There is food in that image which looks like literal dog shit, and yet is made to look slightly more pleasant through trickery.

>>128612197
Fish is meat, and now you're just being a fucking faggot.
Google ''lemon on meat''. They put lemons on anything. Lemon is the most overused food I've seen in pretentious cooking. It's on everything. Fucking everything has a slice of lemon on it. This is how I know it's a stupid meme and no one does it for any other reason other than it being a fucking meme.

>>128606558
>not gravy
Southerners smdh

>>128608384
so, this is what poor people eat?

>>128612423
the only thing i cook in my frying pan is k

>>128612414
german deserts are god tier

apple strudles,pies and gataus are decent from there.

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>>128612451

Hey man, fish and chips is fucking delicious.

Brits may be cucks, but that shit is gold.

>>128607029
One of my favorite meal in Lithuania, hnnng, british food sucks

>>128612491
In English, "fish" for whatever reason is not considered to be "meat" even though it's clearly the muscle from an animal. This distinction is sometimes used during Christmas and Lent, for instance, when "fasting" is interpreted as not eating "meat."

My grandparents always ate fish on Fridays because that was a form of not eating "meat" in their tradition.

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>he's never eaten a Glasgow salad

British cucks are so lazy they would rather import violent jihadis than pick up a cook book.

>>128606446
Mmmmm underrated food. Especially with that brownish sauce they had in Edinburgh

>>128607417
Wtf are those biscuit things

>>128612552
German desserts... in Germany: Look amazing and taste bland.

Need more sugar.

>>128612451
>First you need some fancy bowels

No argument, here

>>128612491
no, fish isn't meat. and it's nice on white fish just like he said.

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>>128609645
>lets cut the processed cancer meat and put it on a plate

Lmao

>>128612491
In fact if you visit during Lent, you'll find a lot of fast food joints are running specials on fish sandwiches because they know a lot of people are going to want to eat fish instead of "meat."

It's one of those neat small reminders that we really are a majority Christian country, even if a lot of it is all bastardized and showboating.

>>128606446
I would knock you in the head for some decent fish and chips (no offense). I live in a seafood desert (Long John Silver's and Red Lobster do not count. Tilapia is NOT seafood. And WTF is "whitefish? Nevermind. I'm sure I don't want to know or care.)

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>>128612724
>brownish sauce
>not realising its pajeet runny shits

wake up achmed

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>>128610471
>brittard trying to educate germans on immigration

>>128607576
t. Trump

>>128612815
Biscuits

>>128612546
kek

>>128612700
A Glasgow salad is any leftover cold food.
Friday's chip leftovers on a Saturday morning? That's a salad.

>>128612693
>In English
Nope.
Fish isn't considered meat in retard.
Don't think people outside of English speaking countries don't consider fish to be meat. Plenty of those retards in Latvia too.
Their justification for thinking fish isn't meat is that it tastes a bit differently.

Their retarded opinions shouldn't be taken into consideration.

>>128608754

It's of dubious authenticity and homosexual.

>>128606446
Fisch und Pomees mit Essig ist geil, du Kulturbanause.

>>128612160
>be anglo
>get angry at germans

Shock to you?

>>128612491
>Fish is meat
You're a fucking retard. In gastronomic terms, nobody would EVER consider fish and meat to be in the same category. Citric and fish is a classic combination. Similar to lamb and mint. Or pork and apple. Why are you so insistent on dying on this hill? Did a man dressed as a lemon, molest you as a child?

>>128608615
THICC

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>>128611134
Just came back from a vacation in the UK.

A well made Cornish Pasty is fantastic. Sunday Roasts are great, especially the roast potatoes. If you find yourself in Wales, rarebit on a burger is really tasty. I also love me a good fry up with a cup of tea.

Pubs have a really chill atmosphere that I wish we had in America, but many of them can be a bit pricy when it comes to the food menu, considering what you're getting isn't typically much more than simple fried fare. Pubs themselves can be really hit or miss on food too, but very rarely have I had a meal in the UK that I found outright bad or disgusting.

Also, pic related, these fucking things are godlike. If you are a fan of vinegar, you'll love this shit. Every time I'm over there I can never stop eating them.

Fish and chips are not British, it's fucking jude food now fuck off and die you cancerous hook nosed mongoloid bastard.... End it!

>>128613123
>he put a lemon in me bumhole
>and then gut punched me until I shat it at the wall

>>128612700
>Glasgow salad
Walkers crisps and a buckfast?

>>128606446
did you try it?
its good

>>128608384
>everything about this
Kek

>>128611994
>biting an onion clean in half
>burger education

>>128613198
OH SHIT I LOVE PIC RELATED, I WAS ADDICTED TO THOSE DURING MY TRIP TO THE UK

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>>128613123
>Citric and fish is a classic combination.
Explain this, retard

>>128607029
>basically the same thing, but made to look nice for the photo shoot

Most British food is worse than the scraps that niggers eat, but try harder. That looks delicious.

Need your help fellow pollacks CNN has been at it again with their fake news except this time we have actual footage, help it spread by bumpin my thread so people on the front page can see it >>128609231, blessing of kek upon you

>>128613328
>leafs don't know how to bite an onion in half

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>>128613123
Explain this, retard

>>128606446
And it's good.

>>128608562
If by blood pie you mean black pudding youre mistaken its great

>>128606446
meh. gimme a bottle of hot sauce and I'd eat it.

>>128609687
Looks like the kind of thing that coats the pavement on a Saturday night.

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>>128613442
>tfw ate a raw onion the size of a grapefruit once
wow, that was a trip

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>>128613123
Explain this, retard.

>>128613459
Why would you put lemons on meat?

>>128613011
A Glasgow salad is anything edible without alcohol in

>>128606939
I bet you're a fat fuck with a fat fucking family

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>>128608248
Wut wud yer greit ancestir Mel Gibsin sey aboit mixin with the derty Inglish, ey haggys?

>>128613584
You wouldn't. It's fucking terrible, and fish is meat, so you wouldn't put it on fish either.

>>128606446
It's actually pretty good

>>128609235
Bullshit... Five guys is greasy and delicious. All my Euro buddies even said it's the best burger they had while here. Plus they give you a shit ton of fries

>>128612941
>And WTF is "whitefish?

It's from the Great Lakes. It's pretty good, if you can get it fresh. It's like super tender trout.

People like to smoke it. I don't know anything about that. I only smoke marijuana and tobacco.

>>128607029
I've had those. Can confirm they fucking suck compared to battered fish.

>>128613582
That's salmon.

>>128613344
Slices of lemon used as a garnish for presentational purposes? Wow. You got me. Besides, when did I imply lemons could ONLY be eaten with fish? All I said was that it's widely considered to be a classic combination, especially with mild, white fish. Again, I have to ask. Is this seriously the hill you want to die on?

>>128613809
The fries are pretty good and the burger is a nice meaty hunk, but it's really only "good" if you're comparing it to like burger king or something.

It's more like
>huh, it's a big pile of meat that doesn't suck
>and I can 20 toppings that didn't get dug out from under a dumpster

>>128608615
mannnn indian girls have no asses but big tits only :(

>>128613709
Have you ever tried it on fish?

>>128614023
You can die, faggot.
For the sake of argument I abandoned that ''hill'' and started talking about other foods and how they are getting the shitty lemon treatment.
You seem to be wiling to die like a faggot on that fish+lemon ''hill''.

You shitty lemon+meat faggots seem to have not only bad taste in food, but also bad taste in expressions.

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>>128614023
His argument at first was that fish is meat and that you don't put lemon on meat. But suddenly, because he doesn't want to admit he's wrong, meat is meat and not fish. It's pretty sad.

>>128614158
I tried it on salmon and it ruined the fish.
Tried it on white fish in a restaurant and it was just a memey. The only reason it worked was because of how big the fish was compared to the lemon slice.

>>128612719
>British cucks are so lazy they would rather import violent jihadis than pick up a cook book.
We don't eat muslim food, you're thinking of Indian, big difference, muslim food is rotten goat stew, it's disgusting.

>>128614638
Maybe you're just gay. It's supposed to be just a hint of pizazz.

But hey some people would rather slather on tartar sauce so you can barely even taste fishiness.

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Get on my level, niggers.

>>128614638
....did you actually eat the fucking lemon slice?

You're supposed to just squeeze the juice out over it, you spanner.

>>128614822
>hint of pizazz
So you're a fucking faggot?
Take your pizazz and keep away from children, you creepy faggot.