Brit/pol/ - New Only Fools and Horses edition

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>Anyone who clings to the historically untrue and thoroughly immoral doctrine that violence never settles anything I would advise to conjure up the ghosts of Napoleon Bonaparte and the Duke of Wellington and let them debate it. The ghost of Hitler could referee and the jury might well be the Dodo, the Great Auk, and the Passenger Pigeon. Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion is wishful thinking at its worst. Breeds that forget this basic truth have always paid for it with their lives and their freedoms.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-40165443

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RIP Wallace

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Would brit/pol/ get a paki gf if she was fit?

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Today I discovered that Jacob Rees-Mogg has a sister; Annuziata who once stood for parliament.

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>>128602044

>modern day London

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>>128602208
F

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>>128602208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrmZIgVoQw4

>>128602226
No. Deport them all.

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Is Britain finished lads?

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>>128602226

>>128602044
>SADIQ FELL THROUGH A BAR AND THEN TRIGGER MADE A FACE

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He is right you know brit/pol/... What would we do?

>>128602319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5xwPdLyJf0

Rip Peter sallis

>>128602226
>wanting a gf with a stitched up minge
Literally never

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>>128602226
Already have mate.

>>128602462
Deport that nu-male faggot too

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SHUT IT DOWN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEcMW6RmC_w

THE SAUDIS DINDU NUFFIN

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>>128602208

F

>>128602462
Really makes you think.

>>128602520
That's 17 at an extreme push. No suprises there, she is a paki after all

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F8O9RRv-Qg

>1989

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>>128602428

>>128602462
kebabs are fucking rotten mate and london was fine without a mayor until 2000

Police has just arrived outside of my house

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>>128602520
Soon...

>>128602520
>if she was fit
Swing and a miss there lad

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>>128602462

>>128602462
>only muslims can make curry

typical retard-tier argumentation

>>128602675
Been noncing again have you lad

Little Soumia stands on a chair watching her mum her do the washing up.

"Mummy," Little Soumia asks, "Are your hands soft and gentle and smooth because you have them in soapy water?"

Her mother smiles and says, "No, sweetheart, it's because I'm only thirteen."

>>128602462
We would still have lovely curry.

>>128602462
Nepalese make the best curries. They're pretty decent people IMO.

>>128602462
>kebabs
>good food

no.

>>128602843
I'm liking this meme.

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>>128602582
>m-m-muh Saudis...

They're just puppets anon.

>>128602666
>666
trips of truth

>>128602741
What a shit origin story

>>128602843
kek

>>128602191
>>128602208
>>128602314
>>128602593


That's it.

That's the final nail in the coffin.

The classic age of the U.K. with fun loving lighthearted comedy and family values and the promise of 1940's-1950's community mindset is gone.

Just wait, they'll make a new Wallace and Gromit now with a different voice actor who'll be ((famous)) and the entire film will be based around this "New Britain".

>>128602226
Yes. But none of them are fit. So certainly not.

>>128602044
He belong with them!

Who else here /NoLongerVoting/?

Not worth the risk tbqh when some looney with a suicide vest can blow you up.

>>128602894
>hasn't lived in aldershot
they live in their own self-imposed ghettos. tbf the older ones are pretty friendly, but the nepalese youth all have a gross sense of entitlement because 'muh dad fought in the ghurkas so this country owes me everything'

>>128602044
only fools and horses was a big thing here
sad to see they will ruin it with niggers
rip in peace delboj

>>128602729
zozzle

>>128602843

My fucking sides

>>128602191
F

>>128603098
They already have another Wallace, Ben Whitehead. Been doing it for years.

RIP IN PEACE CHEICK TIOTE

>>128603158
>not letting your dissatisfaction be known

Ok which one of you is this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGMx9S4kVkc

>>128602675
Good riddance you nonce

>>128602191
Wallace and Gromit was shit anyway.

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>>128603158
We need the army at consolidated voting stations.

>>128602985
kek

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a German, and a Turk are in a plane. The captain comes out of the cockpit and yells that they've lost an engine and need to lose any excess weight immediately. The Englishman man throws his tea out of the plane and says "in my country we have too much tea" The Frenchman follows suit and throws out his wine, he shrugs and says "well in my country we have too much wine". The Turk looks at the German and says "now I know what you're thinking..."

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Wait didn't the cast of Only Fools and Horses rule out any sort of new show?

>>128602741
>twist the minds of children he bribed with sweets
gas em

>>128603487
dumb frogposter but good joke

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Is it possible to stand this effeminately if you're straight? I don't think I could be this fruity if I tried.

>>128603334
In barely 7 years ? highly fucking doubtful

>>128603391
LOL! You go girl! Get rid of that BIGOT

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>>128603098
We need a new Aardman animation but with a black urban main character, in order to be truly representative of modern Britain. It doesn't even matter if it's funny or well made or not, it just needs to make minorities feel welcome.

>>128603548
Is he officially running for president then?

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TURN ON SKY NEWS

Anyone see the video of an Australian bloke on sky news who got sliced in the neck and said 'He looked like a fucking Muslim terrorist' after the bloke filming egged him on saying 'Go on go on say it!'.
Tickled me.

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RESIGN

A look at the varying CON lead in the latest opinion polls:

ComRes: +12
ICM: +11
Kantar +10
ORB +9
Panelbase: +8
SurveyMonkey: +6
Opinium: +6
Ipsos: +5
Norstat +4
YouGov: +4
Survation (online poll): +1

>>128603521
They're making a new, more diverse version, wherein Del is replaced by a gay, Pakistani Muslim, Rodney is a disabled transwoman, and uncle Albert is a Afro-Caribbean Rastafarian with depression.

>>128603660
God I can't fucking stand that Jewish cunt.

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>voting can fix this

>>128603753
[citation needed]

Stop making shit up, you don't help the cause when you do that.

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Oi oi lads, guess that solves who I'm voting for then.

>>128602226
faggot

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>>128603343

Good lads.

>>128603752
Average of +7. Corbyn BTFO.

>>128603752
>trusting polls
>ever

>>128603842
>Without debating the usefulness or morality of planned parenthood, it may be verified by observation that any breed which stops its own increase gets crowded out by breeds which expand.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman.are all builders working on a bridge. The Englishman opens his lunch-box and says, "If I get one more egg sandwich, I'm going to jump off this bridge." The Scotsman opens his lunch box and says, "If I get one more cheese sandwich, I'm going to jump off this bridge." The Irishman then says, "If I get one more ham sandwich, I'm going to jump off this bridge." The next day, all three get the same lunch, all three jump off the bridge, and all three die. At their funeral, the Englishman's wife wails, "If only I'd known he didn't like egg!" The Scotsman's wife cries, "If only I'd known he didn't like cheese!" The Irishman's wife says, "I don't understand it. He made his own sandwiches."

>>128603860
>muh NHS
pay your own bills you lazy cunt

>>128603859
Do you have autism by any chance lad?

>>128602462
Memes aside what the fuck is Muslim cuisine? I've never heard once of someone even discussing Muslim cuisine.

Never seen any Middle Eastern or African restaurants before either. What is their cuisine?

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>>128603842
This squirrel shit is the first funny/worthwhile thing you've ever done, keep it up mate

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>>128603752
*retweets Yougov only*

>>128603860
You can cure your cancer by drinking bleach, trust me, I'm a lawyer.

>>128604031
>Paddy and Murphy sat on the floor. Paddy falls off.

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I hope you're sitting comfortably, lads

This is from The Guardian's latest article, written by an eyewitness:

>After an hour or so in the basement, some people make jokes about stealing some wine; others have lucid eyes; others cry. No one knows why we are being kept here: was that a car crash? And what about the stabbing? Are the two things connected? You just hope they don’t call it terrorism, you hope it is not terrorism. But really you know it is anyway, this new type of terrorism we have here, who are you fooling? You are just worried that if someone says the word, people will panic even more, and in here it is so hot and closed, panic wouldn’t be good at all. The criminologist in you remembers that terrorism is theatre. No one can handle that theatre right now.

>They let you all out, police leading the way. The bar looks apocalyptic, the glass doors completely shattered, tables upside down, plates and glasses on the floor. Watch your step, if you can. You go outside. You see three corpses, covered with blankets. You see people in tears, some injured, while you are asked to move along, to abandon the scene as soon as possible. You admire the efficiency, and you are also mad at Theresa May and her policies when she was home secretary – a prevention strategy that seemed to demonise Muslim communities while increasing surveillance money and cutting police funding. Your mind goes to the election, and how this could spin dangerously out of control.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jun/05/london-bridge-attack-lucky-cannot-unsee-what-i-saw

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>>128604121
Please remember to archive. Thank you.
>https://theguardian com/commentisfree/2017/jun/05/london-bridge-attack-lucky-cannot-unsee-what-i-saw
https://archive.is/gqy0N

FRESH Owen Jones:
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jun/05/london-bridge-attack-theresa-may-answer-serious-questions-police-cuts

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>>128604141
Please archive

>https://theguardian com/commentisfree/2017/jun/05/london-bridge-attack-theresa-may-answer-serious-questions-police-cuts
https://archive.is/6JSQc

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>>128603487
That's close to the joke preformed by actor Brian Glover in the film, An American werewolf in London.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQUXMaxyhK0

>>128603405

A grand day out and the wrong trousers were good m8.

Grand day out is probably 25 years old at this point though.

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i want to CUM in MUM

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>>128602044

What are your guys advice. I'm in a traditional Labour safe seat which last GE managed to be edged out by the conservatives with a couple thousand of votes however Labour are predicted to edge a win this year. I was going to vote Conservatives but with May's bullshit on censorship and her history I don't feel like I can justify voting for them this GE. With Brexit feeling in the balance it feels like utter bullshit and to be honest am just fucked off about the entire scenario we're in.

What do you guys suggest. Serious question.

>>128604133
>>128604164
thanks bot bro

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>>128604302
I have a very good brain, United Kingdom

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>>128602044

>modern London
>two black actresses
>inclusive

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Are there any genuine rw Libertarians on Brit/pol/?

>>128604051
Muslim cuisine is generally south Asian cuisine, only halal.

>>128603752
I think ComRes and ICM have it.

Though that's more for reasons that aren't accounted in those polls, and which polls can't really empirically factor in. Like Labour voters being quite soft in practice and less willing to go out and vote, much more labour people being around to be polled because tory voters tend to be harder to get to (yes, the stereotype of them being at work is true) and missing out on shy tories.

Poll average is a lead of 7, I think that'll translate to 12 in practice on the day.

>>128604236
Labour is objectively worse, I'd vote tory there, in a tory safe seat UKIP.

>>128602251
Lovely name. Is Moggy's family part Italian?

>>128604304
what

>>128604031
what?

>>128604198

Just checked, its 28 years old. damn.

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>>128602191
F

>>128604141
The same people who are moaning about police cuts are the same people that if the Tories had starting arming frontline police would have been going apeshit .Giving them guns is the only thing that would have helped

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>>128604324
Ancap here. Not sure I can call myself a libertarian anymore based on what I want to do with communists/socialists/liberals.

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Old Soviet joke:

>I want to sign up for the waiting list for a car
>Okay sir, your car will arrive in precisely ten years today
>hmm.. morning or evening?
>Why, what difference does it make?
>The plumber's due in the morning

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>>128602843
Lol

>>128602162
>>128602162
I wasn't aware that quote in starship troopers was lifted from something. Probably one of my earliest redpills.

>>128604051
Its similar to other Mediterranean cuisines, like Greek but without the pork. Although there is a big difference between say Pakistani food and Lebanese, so i guess it depends where you mean.

>earnestly voting to destroy the Internet as you know it
BASED MUMMY LADS : D

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>>128602226
I would suggest Googling inbreeding in Muslims from reputable medical science resources. What you discover is revelation - the explaination for every observation you've ever made on the topic.

For example Pakistanis are 3% of the UK population but cause 36% of serious birth defects.

Serious (damaging) levels of inbreeding in muslims is 50% of the population - first cousin marriages being the most popular form of partnership between muslims even here in the U.K.

When you consider that muslims are a disparate demographic that probably indicates that some groups will not have inbreed so much while in other groups the levels are close too 100% damagingly inbred.

Do hey - you fucking breed with them your blood line is at least 50% likely to be ruined. I'd welcome homosexuality into my family before I welcomed a Muslim.

>>128604050
The stewards are out on that one.

>>128604496
lol fair enough. i'm not opposed to ancapistan idealogy but I certainly don't identify within it

fucking ravid capitalist though so we can be lovers

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>Labour's tax plan is ba-

BTFO

>>128604324
no. I'm a rightist and even I know that "Anarcho-Capitalism" is a contradiction in terms

>>128604165
Is that Rik Mayall?

Teenage girls on the bus dropping redpills all over the place.

>Kick out all the muzzies who don't want to integrate
>Based Aussie PM praise
>Defending Brexit against remain cunts

Fuck, lads, if I were 10 years younger...

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Based Peter dropping black pills

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mummy is BEAUTIFUL

>>128603842
Gas the greys, squirrel war now!

>>128604527
fiction rarely gets more redpilled than heinlein
>To permit irresponsible authority is to sow disaster; to hold a man responsible for anything he does not control is to behave with blind idiocy. The unlimited democracies were unstable because their citizens were not responsible for the fashion in which they exerted their sovereign authority . . . other than through the tragic logic of history. The unique 'poll tax' that we must pay was unheard of. No attempt was made to determine whether a voter was socially responsible to the extent of his literally unlimited authority. If he voted the impossible, the disastrous possible happened instead—and responsibility was then forced on him willy-nilly and destroyed both him and his foundationless temple.

>>128604669
my dude, i did not mention ancap

>>128604363
It's possible we could be looking at Labour's version of 1992 but I doubt it, I agree with you that ComRes and ICM seem the most likely. Also it's apparantly going to rain on Thursday which means bad news for Labour.

>>128604727
What a pathetic man

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>>128604599

>>128604571
>what is a VPN

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PROUD TO BE MUSLIM

PROUD TO BE ENGLISH

PROUD TO BE A TORY

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mummy a cute. CUTE!

>>128604727
very edgy. A white European rightist revival would actually be worse than multicult socialism to Peter Hitchens, and I know because I have met him and have asked him to choose between the two.

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Did Elsa poster get banned?

>>128604797
t. centrist brown noser

>>128604727

Dropping the Absolute Monarchy pill?

>>128604840
CUTE

>>128604646
minarchist?

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mummy is lovely

>>128604324
I hope not

>>128602044
My local UKIP and Conservative candidates are both Muslim so I'm not voting lads. Hell, even the Labour candidate is White.

>>128604979
for Jew

>>128604485
At this point it's inevitable. Armed response units are too slow. It only takes 10 minutes for something like the Bataclan to happen.

Such a shame, but society in the country is already ruined.

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>>128605048
Paul?

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I want to kiss mummy!

>>128605048
Any far right parties on the ballot?

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>>128605006
well there are and there always have been. deal with it, NAP and all that.

>>128604710
People were dropping Redpills all over work today too.

>We need to close the borders
>Well there here now what are we gonna do with them

>>128604751
Ah so your original post was from the book starship troopers I'm guessing? I still find it funny the movie is suppose to be a parody but drops the red pills hard regardless.

>>128605133
spooki ghost on the left? O.o

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So which one of you cunts did this?

>>128602044
Islamic terrorism is a Tory meme obvs. Look at all these virtuous Muslims!!
https://mobile.twitter.com/markantro/status/871419204846669825?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thegatewaypundit.com%2F2017%2F06%2Fshock-video-cnn-creates-fakenews-london-following-terror-attacks-stages-anti-isis-muslim-protesters%2F

>>128605143
lol no

>>128604646
>>128604973
Small govt with public services provided by not for profit NGO fag reporting in.

>>128605112
Nope.
>>128605143
Do we even have a far right party anymore? I didn't think BNP was around anymore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmCtUPP0AFI

I fucking love the chicken suit gag, my favourite political stunt

>>128604324

I consider myself right libertarian.

>>128605185
yes, both quotes are from the book. and this.
>This was the tragic fallacy which brought on the decadence and collapse of the democracies of the twentieth century; those noble experiments failed because the people had been led to believe that they could simply vote for whatever they wanted… and get it, without toil, without sweat, without tears.

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unmummy no maternal instinct May only has her preserved power as head of a corrupt pedophilic unaccountable scumbag state. thats all shes got in this world thats all she cares about. she dosnt give a fuck about you or your kids

a vile ugly creature that oozes insecurity and contempt

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Theresa Mayhem has failed you and your family, we need a strong NHS and a strong police force.

Vote Labour.

UK HOME SECRETARY AMBER RUDD SHUTS DOWN SAUDI ARABIA CLAIMS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEcMW6RmC_w

HOLY SHIT
>Voting ((Conservative))
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

>>128603889

It's IRL Weekend at Bernie's

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>>128605219
wtf is this her 'Ed stone' moment?

>>128605048
Battleground?

How do Brits feel about Trump going after Khan? Do you see it as an attack on a fellow Britain by an outsider or someone calling out the globalist Muslim mayor?

>>128605169
Glorious isn't it? Nice to see the youth doing it too, hope for the future instead of just degeneracy.

>>128602422
Yup.

Move to America.

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>>128605305
>Guido Squawks

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GIVE MI6 YOUR WHATSAPP

its for PEPE

>>128604404
No idea m8, but she's perfect. There just isn't much about her out there.

She's the official new Brit/pol/ waifu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoBwpX6j3CA

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>>128603548
>Manlet

>>128605301
>BNP, NatSoc party
>far-right
no lad.

>>128604657
The inconvenient truth is rich people basically fund the state by themselves. They make up 5% of the population and pay 3/4 of the taxes.

If Labour punishes them and tries to take their money, they'll either bugger off or hide it in havens.

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>>128604751
>If he voted the impossible, the disastrous possible happened instead

Fucking prophetic

>>128605410
I don't have a clue and if it is, Labour is probably going to win.

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shes in

>>128605109
>At this point it's inevitable. Armed response units are too slow. It only takes 10 minutes for something like the Bataclan to happen.

Tbh i think some sort of armed militia is the only proper way as well as armed police . especially for Rural Areas where it could take even longer for police to arrive

>>128605421
Trump is a dick but at least he's not a pussy.

>>128605421
>sadiq khan
>british

Feel free to insult him all you want, I won't argue with you.

>>128605396

What a cunt
I don't know how anybody can vote for the Tory's when they are knowingly funding Islamic terrorism

>>128605305
In all seriousness, it is inexcusable that she isn't putting herself out there and letting Thornberry do her job for her. She'll no doubt feign some headache or somesuch.

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she just like pepe

>>128605269
philosophically i am ancap, but if we got anywhere close to a small-state in my lifetime i would die happy.

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>tfw a bingbong

>>128604236
Voting for the Conservative establishment after all this shit would be a huge mistake. Sends the message that this shit is acceptable. There is no going back on the censorship front. I'd tactically vote for Labour, but literally anyone else would be better. Spoil your ballot if you must.

>>128604496
>Not sure I can call myself a libertarian anymore based on what I want to do with communists/socialists/liberals.

Lel, know that feel bro.

In an ideal hypothetical world id leave them alone to their hippy utopian gulag unless they violated the NAP, if they broke the NAP id just fucking shoot them.

>>128605421
Trump is based

>>128605301
There's a few out there. NF still run here and there, then there's the newer types like the English Democrats and Liberty GB.

>Who here misses 2009 BNP surge?

>>128604657
>not fixing anything but instead raising taxes even further is good
Makes perfect sense

>>128605328
>>128605269
>>128605166

good to know there is still some sort of libertarian presence

>>128604973
yes minarchist

>>128603334
Is that how long it takes to replace everybody with pakis?

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why did she say this ?????

>>128605661
>Feel free to insult him all you want
I do it all the time.

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I dream of the prime minister keeping me in a dungeon where she takes out her frustration on me after work.

Barking orders at me to disrobe or else. Forcing me to service her cunt with my tongue, sitting on my face and applying pressure to my balls with her heels while calling me a filthy peasant. I imagine she stands above me, squats down and handles my erect penis into her cunt, then begins aggressively gyrating while looking down at me with a cold ruthless stare.

At this point I've developed stockholm syndrome and I start pleading "mummy please horsey" over and over again until one day she finally relents. She lies face down with her backside presented to me and reaches back with her hands so I can do horsey and I savour the feeling of getting to hold mummies hands tight. As I mount her I am overcome with lust and go berserk.

I make whimpering noises as I near completion and scream 'mummy' as I cum. I hear a change of tone in mummy may's voice - she sounds kinder, gentler and asks me if I'd like a nightcap. She unbuttons her shirt and reveals her breast and lets me suckle her while she strokes my hair. I feel a warm glow, knowing I have finally earned mummies love.

>>128604693
yup

>>128605421
Trump is culturally, ethnically, racially and religiously like me and the majority of Brits.

Khan isn't.

>>128602520
She's hot. I've known a few Pakis who were fit.

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>>128604324

Yes, and I tell you, this thread has become more socialist year by year. The NHS and progressive taxation are literally praised. You'd never get this commie shit in this thread around 2012.

It's because Nigel used the working class to force brexit but the dumbassed that came here for 2015 and Brexit thought he was actually a socialist.

UKIP had a bloody flat tax in their 2010 manifesto.

>>128602226
marry a portuguese immigrant, they the qtest, all the only ugly ones stay here

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>>128602729

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vote MAY goy , just like op

snort snort

>>128602191
F

>>128605755
Me too, hate all this bloated interference in every aspect of people's lives. The state should deal with defence and foreign policy and very little else imo.

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>>128605396
>he starts talking about how the PM licks the sweaty bumhole of Saudi
>how Rudd has a conflict of interest etc.
>Rudd leans over to the moderator and does the "slit throat" gesture
>janny immediately bells and shuts him up

hmmmm

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>>128605564
>Lanklets

>>128605884
based

i voted for that flat tax mate

bring back Nige

>>128605884
dumb frogposter

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vote MAY goy shes just like pepe your green frog

go pepe

>>128605796
see
>>128605755

>>128605599
>Won't somebody think of the RICH people?

Fuck off.

>>128605796
TBF, lad, in my experience Brit/pol/ is actually quite a diverse collection of people united only by the fact we're all complete autistic knobheads.

>>128605755
>an-cap

oxymoron.

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vote MAY for pepe

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>>128602251
Would you lads?

Cum in her posh pussy while you pull her hair.

Tel her if she likes getting fucked by a pleb.

>>128605640
Police officers should be given the opportunity to undergo psyche evaluations and training, and then be allowed to keep themselves armed at all times.

I know we're never going to get proper gun rights in this country, but it's a decent compromise.

>>128605841
Stop it. Get some help.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4571884/Tory-voter-pose-left-wing-BBC-debate.html

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>b-bb-ut the BBC isn't biased!

F U C K

T H E

R I C H

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>>128605969

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she will look after you

>>128603743
>56%

>>128606083
we completely agree

>>128605269
>Small govt with public services provided by not for profit NGO fag
Kill yourself

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>>128606205
well of course!

>>128606087
As I said, people don't want to hear it but it's the truth.

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ban internerts

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>>128606177

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The inevitable vigil

>>128606269

>>128603860
i try to imagine what it must be like to be him. he must have suicidal thoughts everyday yet he knows he could never do it because of his condition. i wonder how many times he's asked his aids to pull the plug. i bet he regrets not killing himself while he had the chance. black holes weren't worth it imo

>>128604324
>>Minarchist Libertarian

Ultimately anarchism will eventually exist, but we humans are currently too violent and greedy to be left unregulated. Opportunistically, US Trump conservatism is the right path for the world at this time.

Socialism is a joke beyond jokes; tried and failed over and over again.

Just saw a group of Muslim schoolgirls at London Bridge laying down a load of flowers. wtf I love Muslims now

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>>128606269
B

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>>128606450
And the inevitable responses

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>>128602226

Racemixing is ba-

>>128606216
>I know we're never going to get proper gun rights in this country, but it's a decent compromise.

You never know how things will change , after all who 15 years ago would have seen Brexit .Lots of people like the idea of having guns and that will only increase .I know it would never be like the US but who knows

>>128606269
>tfw king of manlets
>tfw fat as well

>>128606205
i'd give her my seed

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pepe fucks kids

>>128605948
>implying that voting for a communist is any better
I agree, schlomo, we should vote for Corbyn for more LGBT bullshit, higher taxes, even more refugees and an autist that shilled for staying in the EU until he pretended to switch when the results came out

>>128606509
>US Trump conservatism is the right path for the world at this time.
>>>/pol/ptg

>>128604404
>>128603860
This guy is 100% an actor that the CIA uses to direct the narrative of science.

Average lifespan of people with ALS is less than 10 years. Hawking's still going strong after like 40, it's just ridiculous at this point.

>>128606269
If 6'2 to 6'5 are perfect heights, how come people that tall are constantly having to duck through doorframes and into cars?

Have you considered that they are the freaks?

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>>128606509
>That government is best that governs not at all, and when men are ready for it, that is what they shall have.

>>128606433
No it's not.

The rich are treated brilliantly by this government.

Raise their taxes to 70% and shit their dirty, lying bourgeois mouths once and for all.

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Can any autists identify the killer they released this photo off them in the evening standard today

Why havent they released he names yet BBC says they know identities

>>128604730
I'd seriously tongue that out.

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>>128602226

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>>128606087
He's not even defending them you mug. It's just a fact that if you pressure them too hard, they can always freely fuck off and stash their money elsewhere (hence who Labour's manifesto is utterly unfundable).

>>128605841

Are you the Hitchens cuck poster?

>>128606654
Women like height matey

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tory pepe's

get a fucking grip 4chan

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>Labour signs melted in the Rain
>Conservative Strong and Sturdy

>>128605948
Idiot. Only the Tories can deliver brexit.

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>As a working class British person Labour is the only party for me
>Cut me open and I'm read
>Me dah voted Labour his dah voted Labour his dah voted Labour and so will I

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>General Election in 3 days

>>128606796
How old are you?

>>128606751
Then we invest in industries.

The state shouldn't be at the mercy of the filthy capitalist classes.

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>>128606815
STRONG AND STABLE

Would banning the koran really be that bad?

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>>128606917

3 more sleeps

>>128605841
God this place is weird , i love it......KEK

Reminder.
>Tories will just scrape a larger majority.
>Corbyn will stay on for the Labour meltdown
>May will resign and Bojo will be PM
Screencap this.

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>>128606951
pic related

>>128606917
>he doesn't have a snack list prepared

Just tried watching The Jihadis Next Door, but it's been taken off Netflix and YouTube. Sure it's still available elsewhere, but why are they so desperate to hide the attackers' identities?

>>128606661
I agree.

It is not CURRENTLY compatible with the human race at this point; we are not evolved enough culturally as well as physically.

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>>128606917

>General Election in 3 days

>>128606193
I had that guy on Facebook, Robert Sepehr. He couldn't debate for shit.

>>128606951
Don't ban the quran. Ban muslims. The quran is fine for studying how not to run a society.

>>128602697
isn't this a baseball saying? inb4 cricket

>>128606869
>hijab
>whore makeup

I hope her dad beat her up afterwards.

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Alright lads i made this

Critiques?

I think it's an accurate representation of how votes will work this election, also shuts the newfags up.

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unmummy no maternal instinct May only has her preserved power as head of a corrupt pedophilic unaccountable scumbag state. thats all shes got in this world thats all she cares about. she dosnt give a fuck about you or your kids

a vile ugly creature that oozes insecurity and contempt...

>>128606205
Who is she? Of course I'd fuck her.

>>128606691
Get off my board, red filth.

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>>128606440

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>>128607014
> a turk as PM

Kill me, lads

>>128604121
>You

I thought this was written by an eyewitness?

Why does this read like a teenage girl's choose your own adventure murder mystery novella?

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>>128606570
I'm a manlet and I just find that embarrassing.

>>128606581
>Racemixing is ba-
It's called facial surgery. White women don't need it.

>>128606950
People been kicking over the Labour signs too

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>>128602044
BLACKED!

>>128606795
Women prefer men to be taller than them, not 2 entire feet taller. No girl wants to stand on a yellow pages just to kiss you.

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>>128607216
Get off my board, bootlicker

>>128605841
I've just had sex with my wife. I want to again now.

>BBC makes Left Wing bias so great for no reason
>Media is in 100% attack the Tory mode

WHY? I have no love of the Tories but this is so blatant. I just don't want a stupid old lying, two terrorist type supporting (rather than one with May) flipflopping, ignorant, old dinosaur and publicly elected (as a joke) party split fighting retard in charge.

I also want the Falklands. Corbyn would let them have it.

>>128606691
70% tax?

Any reasonable person would leave the country.

...now who pays the tax?