Brit/pol/ - Emily Blunt edition

reminder that if you vote, you're part of the problem

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>voting

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*blocks your sovereignty*

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>>128596945
inb4 Tory and labour cucks ruin comfy threads.

Results

Turnout: 67.5% (31,387,500)

Seats:

Tories (inc speaker): 393
Labour: 183
Lib Dems: 7
SNP: 45
Green: 0
UKIP: 0
Plaid Cymru: 4
DUP: 8
Sinn Fein: 4
UUP: 2
SDLP: 3
Alliance: 0
Others: 1 (Lady Hermon, North Down)


Total 650


Popular Vote:

Tories (inc speaker): 50.01%
Labour: 31.41%
Lib Dems: 6.06%
SNP: 3.80%
Green: 1.42%
UKIP: 3.43%
Plaid Cymru: 0.96%
DUP: 0.6%
Sinn Fein: 0.58%
UUP: 0.38%
SDLP: 0.33%
Alliance: 0.22%
Others: 0.80%

Declaration schedule: http://election.pressassociation.com/Declaration_times/general_2017_by_time.php

Reminder that a spoiled ballot is better than voting Labour or Tory.

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Anyone else leaning towards spoiling their ballot?

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Is this supposed to be pro or anti May? It seems pretty positive to me.

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Is election night this Thursday, sweeties? :)

Why does Corbyn not get challenged enough on the fact he has now changed his personal views on a lot of things?

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>>128597074
Damn too late>>128597067

Fuck off. Unless this is somehow labour cucks, shilling for tory so that everyone gets mad and doesn't vote tory. Is this an elaborate ploy? Or is it just some dumb tory cuck?

Reminder that Brit/pol/ is pro eu and you should vote for Corbyn to stop the UK commiting suicide.

>election in 3 sleeps

I am giddy with excitement.
A full day of posting on /pol/ followed by what will feel like an hour of suspense for Dimbleby to reveal the exit poll at 22:00, then a further wait of 2 hours before the results really start coming in.
I need to pre-order my munchy box I think.

>>128596225

Just a wee reminder lads.

>>128597158
Aren't effigy's usually burned?

>>128597158
thats pretty cool

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>>128597181
Because his cult followers don't like some of his old views, or are unaware of them altogether.

Vote UKIP.

Reminder that both main parties love uncontrolled migration.
The Tories want to fuck us over with immigration for business interests
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdZp5iw-UEo
Labour want to fuck everyone over because of "muh immigrants"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSTeXX8fMIY
Reminder that both main parties will give us a shit deal with europe.
Reminder that both main parties will ensure that immigration stays at least in the high 200k range for years to come.
Reminder that both main parties are dedicated to Orwellian levels of spying on this countries citizens.
Reminder that both main parties will keep us part of the European Arrest Warrant, meaning out citizens can be dragged before foreign courts.
Reminder that both of the main party leaders campaigned to keep us in the EU.
Reminder that both main parties support abortion.

Reminder that the status quo wont change if you keep fucking voting for it.

>>128597050
pft

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>LET'S TAKE OUR FIRST QUESTION FROM THE LADY IN THE PINK

>>128597275
It's my birthday on Thursday, i'm so excited to get sloshed in the evening and watch the results come in

>>128597050
fuck off

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brit/pol/ BTFO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PHRpY_nipg

Look how arsey he gets, and how quickly.

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Really makes you think

>>128597542
lol this is such utter bullshit

>>128597158
It's Paddy Power.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2156046/100ft-statue-Roy-Hodgson-visible-France-erected-white-cliffs-Dover.html

>>128597219
who the heck is this 4/10 bint and why do you keep posting pictures of her?

>>128597522
Grandad?

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>>128597158

Kent is very pro-tory. Just look at the election map. Also UKIP is in 2nd place in a number of seats. Voted overwhelmingly for Brexit

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>>128597522

>>128597639
Cuckold fetish.

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Sadiq Khan just tweeted this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IrE6FMpai8

Im gonna create a British Election General on election day to keep forigners out of /brit/pol
what should i put in the OP?

>>128596812
>tfw have to travel to Wembley in a couple hours

Pray for me lads

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>>128597021

>>128597557
he's actually such an abrasive cunt.

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>>128597330
Not entirely sure - I feel as if Corbyn rallies and engages the apolitical shitskins and rabid students much better than a fairly standard suit like Ed did.

>>128597820
For what reason, lad?

>>128597542
This is what happens if you vote UKIP

>>128597557
Christ what a moody git. And people say he's 'likeable'?

>>128597542
>Labour gaining seats
top kek

>>128597557
He's a nasty little man.

>>128597542
When will YouGov make their grovelling apology on election night? I'm going for around 5am.

>>128597691
>the purple spot
i miss those days :(
caswell was a cuck tho

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The average Anonymong.

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>>128597765

Reminder that a vote for UKIP is a vote for Tories.
Vote Labour to stop the Mayflys poaching our services.

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I want Labour to win just for the shitstorm it would cause and the chance of a United Ireland desu

>>128597132
Me

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>>128597873
>UKIP = Labour vote meme
This is an awful Tory shill tactic. It won't work.

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>>128597639

>>128597765
>Two men who were/are more important than Khan will ever be

>>128597820
the stadium or the actual area.
Expect to see alot of pajeets and polish if its the area

>>128597870
it's not hard to get the student vote, just promise lots of free shit. My friends who are middle class, never worked and parents pay for everything are voting Labour.
Me and the guys who actually work and don't get everything for free are voting Conservatives

>>128598084
>random fag in drag
>more important than the calif of london

>>128597765
So he thinks trans people and men kissing is some kind of insult?

>>128598043
I get it now, you're a shitskin aren't you that's why you keep spamming blacked pictures.

>>128597959
>as soon as the exit polls come out
well even they could be wrong...

>>128597982

Top fucking kek that looks like the Johan from Paradox Interactive.

>>128597063
Clearly stuffing his pathetic crotch

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>>128597522
Wow, Kim off How Clean Is Your Home is really looking rough these days

>>128598060
I wonder if she realises how famous she is on 4chan?

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>>128598118
>Me and the guys who actually work and don't get everything for free are voting Conservatives
>Workers voting Tory
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>128597820
>>128598108
Mates coming down from Cornwall and staying nearby, really not in the fucking mood desu but he's already left

I voted leave and I'm voting Labour. Fuck elites

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>>128598164
I'm white as fuck, lad.

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>>128597542

Can't wait for YouGov to get BTFO on election day

>>128598041
>just for the shitstorm it would cause

That is my entire voting strategy. Has been for over a decade.

Brexit aftermath was well worth the vote

I think a Tory win would have more entertainment though. We'll get people "marching", and social media will be in a meltdown

>>128597542
Hahahaha what the fuck

>>128597050
Mine died 22 years ago :^)

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God damn these verified journalists, what do they get from life?

>>128598231
why do people in C1 class vote predominately conservative

>>128598231
kek you are a labour shill after all, a labour voter with a cuckold fetish trying to swing UKIP voters against tory, or a shitskin one of the other.

looks like i was right after all ;^)

>>128597982
>clearly has an interest and hobby that he is passionate about
>evidently confident about his body
>wears socks and sandals

Envious of him in some ways desu

>>128597165
Sure is.

>>128598152
Giuliani was the Mayor of New York who cleaned the place up after the 70's and 80's.

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>>128597275
>got an appointment at 9am the next morning
>can't pull an all nighter

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>>128598353

>>128598285
>White people watch BLACKED
Why

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post your areas based old MPs

>>128598291
We're going to get super meltdowns on Facebook and Twitter. Calls for old people to be killed and all sorts.

>>128598399
He obviously lives in a labour stronghold and has fully embraced diversity.

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>>128597050

>>128598371
There's a difference between having no self-respect and being confident about your body 2BH

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>>128597542
Corbyn YES!

>>128598060
what is this, who is she?

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>>128598361
Heh, so very wrong. I'm a white guy, who voted leave and UKIP, continuing to vote UKIP. But stay mad.

>>128598399

>Black people watch BLACKED

Disgusting.

Non-ethnonationalists OUT

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>>128597050

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Can't stop laughing at these fucking failures
>>128598392

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https://lovinmanchester.com/news/these-are-the-massive-queues-to-get-bee-tattoos-today-for-arena-victims

Guys, we've figured it out.

Islamic Extremism and demographic destruction of native communities status:

[ ] - not sorted
[x] - SORTED

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Why is it that people that identify as being "working class" are always such cunts with chips on both their shoulders?

They are insufferable.

>>128597542
Looking forward to the Yougov guy committing seppuku on election night

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See how much damage she has already done in a year?
She's in not going to reduce immigration so you might as well vote for the party that at least will give you a comfy time as the country collapses.

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>>128598392

>>128598426
One of the old MP's in my Constituency spied for the Czechs throughout the cold war

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ray_Mawby

>>128598353

I think as Trump is a fuckwit but how do you 'fail' when you've reached the position of the most powerful man in the world?

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>>128597982
Interestingly enough, that's precisely what I assumed you looked like (except maybe with some sort of spotty, obese womanlet by your side)

>>128598193
The language is in Swedish as well, I wouldn't be surprised if it actually was Johan.

>>128598658
they have a fetish for marxism

>>128598353
Sadiq is a truly dismal leader, though. It's such a shit tweet to attack him on.

>>128598152
yea pretty much

>>128598353
You'll notice their replies usually have nothing to do with whatever Trump said - they write these lengthy diatribes in advance, have the first bit copied and ready and they sit and wait for Trump to tweet anything and immediately respond.

>>128597588
Spot on. I'm in the NE, safe tory seat, so why doesn't he come here? He's bricking it that the old stalwart Labour voter will shun him.

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>>128598357
>>128598231
C1 and C2 vote conservative

>>128598707
What a shit, lazy edit. Put more effort into it next time.

>>128598392
he just cant stop

>>128598476
No diversity where I live and I still vote labour. It's where the Tory neo-libtard Jew voodoo economics flourish that's where you find diversity.

>>128597691
kent is mostly voting labor this time around m8
i live in far south east and there isnt a single tory banner anywhere but the streets are littered with labor stuff, theres labor shit in most windows..

>>128598648
>London
>Manchester
>Scotland
>Australia
>Canada
>India

Literally not 1 single decent place listed. Says it all

>>128598779
Really probes the lobes

>>128596945

The only thing worse than Labour or Tory are the idiots who think there's a difference.

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>>128598617
>Implying I said I watched it
I just think it's even weirder considering what it is if a white person watched BLACKED compared to a black person

>>128598658
they're usually rich little shits who have never had to worry about money in their lives, hence why they think massively higher taxes is no problem whatsoever

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This weather is the shits lads.

>>128598845
To be fair though, there is actually a semblance of difference this time around.

>>128598399
He overdosed on munchybox meals

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I want to cum on Karen, lads

>>128598779
Really activates my almonds

>>128598604
I'm not mad, i will never lower myself to your standards of watching interracial porn all day. I feel sorry for you more then anything.

>>128598883

Yeah, well most people white people who watch blacked have unironic interracial cúckold fetishes

>>128598990
>on
>not in

Why even bother?

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>>128598707
(You)

>>128598657
>virtue signalling so hard you vandalise your body in the process

What's even the bee supposed to represent anyway? In 6 months, everyone is going to have stopped giving a fuck

>>128597765
trump truly is /our guy/

>>128598532

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>Cornwall Tory MP tells hustings: "I'm really pleased we have foodbanks"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8aRD9DNDsI

>Amber Rudd asks Chair to intervene at a hustings in Rye 3/6/2017 to silence an opposing candidate's allegations of her links to 'terrorist funders' Saudi Arabia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToBQ7weCBok

>Theresa May Wants To Regulate The Internet
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-internet-regulated-london-bridge-terror-attack-google-facebook-whatsapp-borough-security-a7771896.html

>Theresa May warned by Manchester police (in 2015) that cuts risked terror attack
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/may/20/stop-scaremongering-and-prepare-for-further-cuts-theresa-may-tells-police

Literally fuck off if you're voting Tory scum.

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>>128598152
correct

>>128598823

Labour won't win even a single seat in Kent.

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>>128599134
Please remember to archive. Thank you.

>http://independent co uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-internet-regulated-london-bridge-terror-attack-google-facebook-whatsapp-borough-security-a7771896.html
https://archive.is/pvZTq
>https://theguardian com/politics/2015/may/20/stop-scaremongering-and-prepare-for-further-cuts-theresa-may-tells-police
https://archive.is/fNGWQ

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>>128598883
White people are the biggest consumers of porn and interracial demand is increasing. The world is cucked.

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Just found out that blonde girl is actually a porn "actress". Whoever is posting this smut is disgusting, here's Hamza Yusuf exposing your noncery and devilry. You are a slave to Western decay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuKGPRgOw6c

>>128598802
>It's where the Tory neo-libtard Jew voodoo economics flourish that's where you find diversity.
Ahh yes not like it was Wilson who brought them or anything.

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Here's a picture of me, in case anybody was ever wondering.

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>Live in Labour majority seat that could possibly swing to Tory

>Want to vote UKIP because I feel Tories are untrustworthy with Brexit and Security, also May is looking as weak as she's ever been - but she's not Corbyn

What do, do I just vote Tory this time to help possibly keep this seat from the clutches of Labour and return to UKIP later? or stick with my pride and vote where my beliefs are and vote UKIP.

>>128598794
Blimey you've got a short memory, maybe I underestimated your old age

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>>128598980
>munchybox

We need to break down the barriers and stop the hate, lads. We need to extend hands across our communities and make people feel welcome, not isolated.

And we all must do our part. That means that each and every one of you MUST get a munchy box tonight (or a kebab, if you're down in England). Walk into your local kebab shop, order your delicious halal food, pay with a smile and a compliment and shake hands with the man behind the counter, proclaiming to everyone else in the shop that he is your friend. It makes everyone feel good and wanted and you have a scrumptious meal for your troubles.

BUY A MUNCHY BOX TODAY.

BUY A KEBAB TODAY.

DO YOUR PART.

#DONERDUDES #MUNCHYMATES #KEBABKOMRADES #PAKORAPALS

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How come all the niggers love arsenal?

>>128598990
Karen is a pure Goddess. Sort yourself out, lad.

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>>128598823
>kent
>going red
Youre having a giggle m8 surely

>>128598353
Holy salt.

>>128599085
Wow that was a quick edit

>>128599199
It was amusing the first time because of the child alone, the rest of it is utter dreck.

>>128599134
What will you do when the election is over? Where will you go?

>>128599134
Fuck off you little shite. Tory win by a landslide.

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>>128599045
I don't think about you at all.

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>>128599194
>voting

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>The exit poll is in and it is predicting Labour have won the race with 412 seats.

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>>128599238
Whenever I see a nonwhite runs a business or is serving me I leave. It's hard to find takeaways that are white businesses.

>>128597050
OH FUG

>>128599238
This sandnigger shit again.

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HUNG
U
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.........
Jack Cregan @TheJNC Jun 3
Replying to @TheJNC

If the election results follow this trend, Corbyn's -4 satisfaction ratings v. May would mean Labour lose the popular vote by roughly 3.5pp

>>128599238
Do Big John's sell munchy boxes?

>>128599385
I'm glad

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>>128599194
FUCK the tories t b h

>>128599238
I support this notion. Can I just get a pizza with kebab meat on it instead?

The only thing hung after election day will be Momentum shills from lampposts.

>>128599357
>>128599355

>voting tory

For what purpose?

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MAY IS FINISHED

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>Bloke that fought off the kebab terrorist was an EU Romanian
>We are leaving the EU to end eastern European immigration and import more pakis to make up for them instead

really makes you think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RuFGkqYAL4

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>Whenever I see a nonwhite runs a business or is serving me I leave. It's hard to find takeaways that are white businesses.

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>>128599170
>White people are the biggest consumers of porn and interracial demand is increasing
>>128599047
>white people who watch blacked have unironic interracial cúckold fetishes

Holy shit, I thought it was just white girls who just watched this shit

>>128599194
A vote for UKIP is a vote for labour, don't let the labour voters and 16 year olds tell you otherwise.

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>CNN reporter is caught up in 'fake news' row after being accused of 'setting up' a Muslim counter-terror protest

How do we stop FAKE NEWS

>>128597067
uhoh the torybots are overheating. anyone else notice the conspicuous lack of tories coming to Theresa's defence today

>>128599706
Never ever seen a paki run chip shop

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>>128597982

>>128599644
I'm not talking about who you're voting for, just posting the same shit in thread after thread. Why bother?

Imagine supporting Labour like this cunt
>>128599644

>>128599325
Cheers, I was sticking to the original theme

>>128599748
Exactly - stupid fucking kids.

>>128599729
>Holy shit, I thought it was just white girls who just watched this shit

That's probably just wishful thinking on your part lad.

>>128599653
>these are the same cucks that were threatening them and verbally abusing all the old voters during Milibands loss and brexit.

lmao

>>128599170
>interracial demand is increasing
>number of white people decreasing
Really makes you think

>>128599788
I once did. Guess what they did? They fucking microwaved a frozen Birdseye cod and fried some oven chips. Fucking Pakis.

>>128599729
It's like 90% white middle aged men with small cocks.

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>>128599472
>3% lead
>HUNG
lolno

>>128599748
>A vote for UKIP is a vote for labour

I think you will find its a vote for UKIP you dumb cunt

>>128599788
One up here, he owns about 4 branches but they're staffed by kebabs.

>>128599855
Nah mate, you're just shit. Imbecile.

>>128599653
>Grandfolks

Who even calls them that, they're grandparents. Stop using weird terms.

Iain Dale going full cuck on LBC. One too many semen shots.

>>128597050
i hate you

>>128597245
Corbyn was a Leaver, same as everyone on the left.

>>128599952
>16 year old doesn't understand politics

figures

>>128597381
Because changing your mind a couple of times in 40 years is orders of magnitudes less embarrassing than having to relaunch your government manifesto twice in an optional election? and bringing it up makes the government look fucking incompetent.

>>128598964

The semblance but not any actual difference for anything that matters. Both want infinite immigration and internet censorship.

Corbyn victory would be more dysfunctional and hilarious that way, because he's like an amateur at PR. May victory would be so entertaining based on leftist meltdown, though.

Equal shades of horrible, but both equally amusing for different reasons.

>>128599921
>and fried some oven chips

Paki chippy near me pops across the road to fucking Farmfoods for their chips

>living in a constituency where Labour is enough a thing that you doubt whether you can get away with voting UKIP, or worse not even being able to vote UKIP
fucking townies

>>128599194
comon lad you know what makes sense. let the tories have this one, it's our best chance at the brexit we want. if they fuck us over, which they probably will, then at least we can fully be done with them from now on forever. if labour win this election they will cock everything up completely and we might have to rejoin the EU to get us out of the shithole we'll be in.

>>128599941

>Tory net change 0
>Labour net change +9

What the fuck was the point of calling the election if this ends up being the results

>>128598326
:(

>>128599748
this unfortunately

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>>128599921
>>128600073
>not making their own fresh chips

>>128600000
CHECKED

>>128600073
For some reason that really tickled me kek

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>>128599254
It's worshipped like a god in the West Indies. >>128599315
Fuck off and die
>>128600000
Checked. Digits confirm he's a shitty dickhead

>>128600010
What's he saying?

>>128600145
It varies via source.

>>128600000

Fucking wasted.

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>>128600000
epic

>>128599788
Mostly owned by Chinese

just spoke to a pajjet on virgin medias hotline
pretty good fake american accent tbqh

>>128600218

You are now breathing manually

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>>128599170
Go and have sex with a real woman. It's a beautiful and passionate experience, no feeling like it. Porn is the commercialisation of sex and makes you into a little bug. Uncuck your mind, anon.

Praise Dionysus.

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>>128597050
Lad

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>>128600000
>unironic middle-aged man on the internet called 'white nationalist' getting angry about shit edited images
A profound reflection of modern times desu

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internet crackdown coming soon

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>>128600073

Every fast food place and even most chain restaurants use frozen chips. They buy them in bulk from places like Brake Brothers and not Farmfoods, though. There isn't some lad in the back of the shop peeling potatoes all fucking night.

Here, have another munchy box.

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>>128600233
Praising Sadiq Khan basically.

>>128600233
He's saying we need more nonwhites in the UK. You agree right?

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>>128597050
Dumb twat

>>128597067
Only way to secure a Brexit. Just imagine if Labour actually wins. UKIP should wait for the next election when Brexit has happened.

If you feel like you want a wank to porn, go and have a piss.

>>128600335
but how dude

>>128597342
an effigy is a representation.

people are usually burned in effigy because real people can only be burned once, but effigies can be burned as many times as they're made

so, effigies may be burned (or burned often), but not at all always.

>>128599194
would you really be willing to risk giving labor the seat?
go for tory since it's got the possibility of swinging

>>128598588
Elsa Jean from niggered.com I mean blacked.com.

>>128597857
>oh no he's standing up for himself rather than autistically spouting the same 3 word buzzphrases from CCHQ

Theresa is done.

>First estimate of the size of the electorate for Thursday: 46.9 million

>Up on the total electorate for the 2015 general election, which was 46.4 million.

lmao, the 'surge' in people registering to vote is less than the growth in population

>>128600414
nah

>>128599788
one on my high street is owned by a turkroach one by english guy
theres two chicken shops and one kebab shop all owned by pakis/indians

>>128600229
>implying I'll take an insult from a non-white
Classic RN

>>128600403
>has never seen a potato chipping machine.
you stick to your munchy shite lad, i'll get fresh fish and chips from my local chippy.

>>128600450
Ah the teenage problem, wake up and decide whether to wank it off or piss it off.

>>128598883
What a waste. She's so fucking hot and now she's worthless.

>>128600450
I normally do that before tho

Can't do it on a full bladder

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>>128600509
>labor

>>128600533
>standing up for himself
come on now

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prayer FOR the London attackers

You gotta be shitting me.

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>>128597050
Grr

What is this "carry on as normal" shit?

People have been thoroughly brainwashed. Imagine saying that after one of your loved ones dying.

>>128597050
No i hate you

>>128600536
A lot of the 'new' registrations were just people re-registering in different places like Uni students registering in their Uni seats.

>>128600049
Only if the EU gives us a good deal, which they won't. Which is why we might as well stay.

>>128599729
>Holy shit, I thought it was just white girls who just watched this shit
Your wishful thinking is through the roof

>>128600523
disgusting

>>128600630
I typo'd and didn't notice :(

>>128600675
this must be a typo

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>>128597275
>actually enjoying this shit
What the fuck is wrong with you? I just want it to be over. Worst election in living memory. Im going to need valium on thurs night.

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>Post yfw election terror attack

>>128600610
A qt ginger aswell. They're very rare

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>>128600452
http://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Girlfriend

I really hate having to have a discussion about blacked every thread

any wiggers here got the Britpol discord?

>>128598658
because we hate you and you know you deserve it. because the only working class people you ever meet in your little bubble are the ones that fought tooth and nail to get out of the shit they were born into, whereas you were given everything because of who your parents were. We hate you, and there are more of us than you, and one day we will win big enough that we can round you up and put you down.

>>128600901
her pussy is like a fucking wizard's sleeve lad.

The London attackers can't truly be Muslim, as this month is Ramadan which is a time for prayer and peace. Once again, another un-Islamic attack being blamed on Islam. Smdh.

50 bullets against 3 guys.

Mi5 are dog shit
Police can't aim.

>>128600675
REMINDER: Only 2% of British Muslims say they look to the Muslim council for guidance

>>128597275
The election itself has been shitty and unenjoyable but I'm pretty hype for the results.

>>128600893
This week has been eerily similar to the latest season of House of Cards.

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>>128600700
>"what's important is that the terrorists don't change our way of life because then they win :^) #onelove #resistance"

>air travel overhauled
>laptops soon to be banned on planes
>security at music festivals changed forever
>armed police permanently on the streets of European cities
>monuments across Europe cordoned off
>barriers and bollards everywhere
>newspapers and satirists limited in what they can report on
>"offensive" art removed from museums
>internet restrictions soon to be implemented

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>>128599653

'Ummmm, sorry I got into a tantrum and screamed that your whole generation should hurry up and die for being in favour of removing us from a supra-national bureaucracy that seeks to completely erode your nation's sovereignity and demographically replace you but would you consider voting for a party fractured down the middle between literal Trotskyists and neo-liberal Blairites who will do everything they can to keep us in the EU? Thanks Gran.'

>>128601017
>taqiya

>>128600965
I dont understand the appeal

>>128598779
What do those categories even mean any more?
When they were introduced, DE meant Ronnie Corbett with a flat cap. Now DE means a Somali asylum seeker.
They're about as consistent over time as A level grades.

>>128601018
thats american gangnigger tier

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>>128600893

>>128598845
>le ebin political analyst man
>can't tell the parties apart by simple stances on important issues like wages

american education

>>128601015
He's half-black (not even joking), he probably doesn't care

>>128600951
That's because these threads invariably discuss white people and all these insanely hot white chicks are wasting their lives away fucking the same 3 niggers on that site for a few hundred dollars. Let's face it, if money weren't involved they wouldn't bother. The smell alone isn't worth it.

>>128600675
They've refused to do it? I'm confused here, the english isn't very clear.

>>128601018

Bullets cost pennies, lad. This isn't survival mode in Fallout. Just put a full mag into them just to be sure - who's counting?

>>128600675
>More than 130 Imams
>When there are 1700+ Mosques in England alone
A mere drop in the bucket.

A Polish guy drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, "In Poland our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same glass twice"
A Pakistani, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, "In Pakistan we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
A British guy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Pole and the Pakistani and catches his glass.
He says, "In Britain we now have that many Pakistanis and Poles that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.

>>128601219
>Bullets cost pennies

>>128601174
The point was she's ruined you dipshit

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qnp6Rf-5Z0

>>128601196
No it's because one autist is obsessed with one of these whores for some reason.

>>128601045
My favourite part about that season was saying a mean thing kills your campaign, but verified political corruption doesn't

Almost like real-life except the opposite happened

I like all the twee shit that's filling the news in response to the attacks, all that "keep calm and carry on we'll have a tea and a biscuit and enjoy the shit weather you can't dampen our spirits". Fucking cucks.

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>>128600382
It's "Why Not"

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>>128600933
malick get out reeee

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The wheat fields anon....

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>>128601261
frightfully witty

>>128601261

Is there a version of this joke where a Chink shoots two Australians in Sydney?

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RIP

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39888641

>British publicly owned broadcasting company
>criticises President of US's person
>can get away with it

Why are they allowed to do this?

>>128601311

Based Jezza going for the kill

What is Churchill most famous for?

Being the last ever person named Winston who was white

>>128601018
There were 8 cops firing you gonk.

>>128601219
If somebody didn't know what happened they would have fought a firefight took place.

>>128601465

Calling him thin skinned is pretty objective though

>>128601526
So 8 of them need sacking or re-training.

>>128601311
but then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PHRpY_nipg

>>128601465
standards are gone lad. they have no reason to change as their funding is raised through coercion.

>>128601502
Thanks for reminding me of this shite joke I first heard about 15 years ago.

>>128601364
>They won't change our way of life!

>That's why we now have armed police everywhere

>That's why we now have regular terror scares and evacuations

>That's why we've now erected concrete bollards on our bridges

>That's why our great tourist sites have barriers placed around them

>That's why we all have to learn "Run. Hide. Tell."

Way to go not changing your way of life famalam.

The only thing that hasn't changed is that everyone still sucks Muslim cock.

>>128601452
N-no please

>>128601465
Very few people actually like Trump here and those that do aren't likely to speak up about it so they can shit on him 24/7 and not worry about getting challenged.

>>128601491
Taking no prisoners

>>128601018

Plus one of those bullets hit an American tourist in the head

>>128601678

sad but true

>>128601379
>cope

>>128601713
>be an American
>get shot

Poetry

>>128601632
Outstanding kek

>crying girl says not to hate all muslims while she reads out statement about her brother's death

>>128601632
He's a master at mind-games!

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>>128601452
>the feels

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>>128601628
>6.25 rounds per pig
>3 arsenal fans
elaborate on why they should be sacked