Why don't we shill more Egyptian gods instead of Christianity

>>128590041
Egyptian gods are pegan rtard

>>128590041
where kek at

egyptian gods are boring and probably furry

>>128590041
Because they're furfags

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>Not including Kek

>>128590041
>Seth
>Seth Rich

Is this meme potential?
Do we deify Seth Rich?
Did he die for us?

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>>128590117
>>128590041
>>128590119

>People are always arguing which version of Christianity is the best or the right one, and Paganism is just neckbeard larp shit

Egyptian gods are pagan...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8y_1ZwOPPkk

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>>128590041
Because we don't believe in Egyptian gods you fucking retard

>>128590332
don't reply to me every again unless you tell me what you did to kek

>>128590332
You posted this on /x/, what the heck am i supposed to conclude from all these random screengrabs?

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>>128590425
>don't reply to me every again unless you tell me what you did to kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsZFELuo5io

Anyone else thing it is strange that so many of our commonly used phrases indirectly relate to Egyptian gods? Amon - anon....Re - reeee....Thoth- thot. Kek/ cuck

>>128590041
>I am the gate.
>Those who are not with me are against me.
>Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I come not to bring peace, but a sword.

Christianity will be awesome and reconquista the West when pussies stop presenting that Jesus was a cuck like them.

We was kangz n shit!

>>128590730
Meme magic

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>>128590843
>We was kangz n shit!

I still am - the people pretending to be in charge of Earth are delusional clinically insane fucktards...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGlwr44hsoE

>>128590041
hindu gods and God are way kewler, egyptians were most likely 65% hispanic, no more than 20% white.
Hindus on the other hand, back then, 85% white 15%hispanic

>>128590117
>>128590332
you guys know what I mean when I say paganshit. the shit varg is shilling

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I worship SETH. The TRUE and HONEST god of Chaos.
KEK is a pretender.

All glory to SETH!

>>128590041
>pagans are larping maymay
>wants to larp as sandnigger
>see flag
>abo roo fucker
>ok.jpg
i seriously hope your shit island gets nuked by kim the great.

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>>128591385
Sobek is best

>>128590843
we still kangz

>>128591889
>"Unis is Sobek, green of plumage, with alert face and raised fore, the splashing one who came from the thigh and tail of the great goddess in the sunlight ... Unis has appeared as Sobek, Neith's son. Unis will eat with his mouth, Unis will urinate and Unis will copulate with his penis. Unis is lord of semen, who takes women from their husbands to the place Unis likes according to his heart's fancy."

Gyptian gods are hilarious

>>128591385
>Not worshipping Apep the true master of chaos.
Fucking pleb.

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>>128590508
>You posted this on /x/, what the heck am i supposed to conclude from all these random screengrabs?

Simple, the gods are real - the Moses book is not... There's a huge threat hovering over the human species thanks to the Jewish book.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQNcYvifYUY

>>128590041
We're Egyptians neither culturally nor ethnically. We are European. Our cultures are predominantly Christian, like it or not. Our Christian cultures are objectively the best, our religion is objectively the best, and we are as a people objectively the best. Despite its origins, Christianity is European, and Europeans are Christian. That's why I Christianity.

>>128592109
>The origin of his name, Sbk[5] in ancient Egyptian, is debated among scholars, but many believe that it is derived from a causative of the verb "to impregnate".

Your gods are inferior

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>>128592109
>Apep
>apophis
>being defeated by SG1

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>>128592147
>Our cultures are predominantly Christian, like it or not. Our Christian cultures are objectively the best, our religion is objectively the best, and we are as a people objectively the best. Despite its origins, Christianity is European, and Europeans are Christian. That's why I Christianity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zCG9sVEG9c

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>>128590332
anything that isn't Protestant Christianity is Pagan

>>128593026
>anything that isn't Protestant Christianity is Pagan

What?

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>>128590041
Egyptians were homosexuals and literal animal fuckers. They had temples where they would fuck crocodiles as part of their pagan religion.

Stop venerating dumb/gay cultures.

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>>128592147
which religion?
orthodox christian? roman catholic? lutherian? presbyterian? evangelic? baptist? anglican? neo apostolic?

people often complain about natsoc purity spirals, but followers of these demon worshipping semitic cults are fucking masters at it.

>>128590041
Where do you think the gods came from? Gods which are connected to planetary bodies have been remolded and altered as time has progressed.

It all returns to Saturn.

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>>128593595
>fucking crocodiles

Like you know.
Brutal faggotry.

>>128593310
anything that isn't Protestant Christianity is Pagan

>>128590041
The only true religion is weiji-do

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Because all what was decent in egyptian paganism was already adapted in Christianity, once region became Christian, you retarded neckbeard.

>>128591889
and you have a shit taste in General to begin with

>>128590041
>paganism is LARP
Why?

>>128590041
>unironically worshipping a thot as your god

>>128594005
Well yea they did like most pagan societies and modern day Canada.

https://books.google.com/books?id=Z-GbOvrbniQC&pg=PT6&lpg=PT6&dq=Zoophilia+ancient+egypt&source=bl&ots=goUe5leI2S&sig=wwwm8RmJx_l9koglR9XfvY_Zy1U&hl=en&sa=X&ei=OCZJVIKBEsexyATziILgCQ#v=onepage&q=Zoophilia%20ancient%20egypt&f=false

This is common knowledge that men would commonly assault cows, dogs, and even crocodiles.

>>128594498
There are no egyptian pagans remaining. Therefore all beliefs are echoes in time, reconstructed from scribbles on walls. Making it a LARP.

>>128591385
his name was seth

>>128594498
Most pagans are actually schizo atheists. If someone actually belives the pagan gods exist, than I guess it's not really larping.

>>128590041
>Christianity is divisive
>So instead lets divide everyone with hundreds of different LARP groups and thousands of different "Gods"

Because we don't live in Egypt anymore. It's full of sandniggers who don't know how to into white gods

>>128590041
Because the christian god is real,
you retarded meme nigger.

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>>128596429
Do you have any evidence to support your claims?

>>128595522
Ancient Egyptians I'm pretty sure weren't white at least not by our definition (no I don't think they were niggers either)

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>>128590041
>http://www.horemheb.com/horus_and_seth.html
>Many of these contests, if done by human beings, would be a matter of life and death. In one contest the two youths try to outwit one another. This contest includes a homosexual attempt by Seth and a revenge by Horus. In the course of this contest both youngsters prove that they are indeed post-pubescent by producing semen.

>Isis seems to be aware of the importance not just of semen production, but its placement or role in the coming-of-age ceremony. She goes through the ritual masturbation of her son to produce that semen. He has Horus place his own semen on the lettuce patch so that Seth ingests it.

>Back in court, Seth declares that “I have done a man’s deed to him.” Literally, “I did work and fight to him,” where kAt, ‘work’ is written as its homonym, kAt, ‘vagina’, so it ends up reading, literally, I did a vagina fight to him. However we translate aHA, ‘to fight’, it implies the use of force in this male contest. This contest ends with a ritual calling forth of these young men’s semen with all the deities present. Seth’s semen ends up discarded in the marshes. Horus’s semen, in Seth’s belly, transforms into a golden sun disk that Thoth appropriates for himself.

WE

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>Now afterward, (at) evening time, bed was prepared for them, and they both lay down. But during the night, Set caused his phallus to become stiff and inserted it between Horus’s thighs. Then Horus placed his hands between his thighs and received Set’s semen. Horus went to tell his mother Isis: “Help me, Isis, my mother, come and see what Set has done to me.” And he opened his hand(s) and let her see Set’s semen. She let out a loud shriek, seized the copper (knife), cut off his hand(s) that were equivalent. Then she fetched some fragrant ointment and applied it to Horus’s phallus. She caused it to become stiff and inserted it into a pot, and he caused his semen to flow down into it.

>Isis at morning time went carrying the semen of Horus to the garden of Set and said to Set’s gardener: “What sort of vegetable is it that Set eats here in your company?” So the gardener told her: “He doesn’t eat any vegetable here in my company except lettuce.” And Isis added the semen of Horus onto it. Set returned according to his daily habit and ate the lettuce, which he regularly ate. Thereupon he became pregnant with the semen of Horus.
>Horus then took an oath by god as follows: “All that Set has said is false. Let Set’s semen be summoned that we may see from where it answers, and my own be summoned that we may see from where it answers.”

>Then Thoth, lord of script and scribe of truth for the Ennead, put his hand on Horus’s shoulder and said: “Come out, you semen of Set.”

>And it answered him from the water in the interior of the marsh. Thoth put his hand on Set’s shoulder and said: “Come out, you semen of Horus.”

>Then it said to him: “Where shall I come from?”

>Thoth said to it: “Come out from his ear.”

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>>128596429
yes hans keep pushing yahweh on us

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>>128591889
>>128591385
One evening, as the two lay together resting, Seth inserted his penis between the thighs of Horus. Horus, however, unknown to the Dark Lord of Storm, had caught Seth's semen in His hand. With the help of His mother, Isis, He placed His own semen upon lettuce growing in a garden; lettuce that Seth was to eat.

Seth spake unto Horus, "Come, let us go, that I may contend with you in the Court." Within the Court, Seth declared, "Let the office of Ruler be given to Me, for as regards Horus who stands here, I have done a man's deed to Him."

Horus laughed and said, "What Seth has said is false. Let the semen of Seth be called, and let us see from where it will answer."

And so Thoth, the Self Created, called upon the semen of Seth. The answer came from a far-away marsh, where Isis had long since deposited it.

Horus said, "Let mind be called, and let us see from where it will answer."

>>128595231
and christians think god is a dude with a white beard and robe sitting on a cloud.

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>>128597565
Meet god,Hans.

>>128598234
i am awawre that yaweh is a dirty little demon.

doesn#t change the fact that christians don't think of him in that way. to them he is the light and love.

not a burning bush you should piss on.

>>128598386
>looks at pic
>sees yaweh
It may be too late,but you should visit a doctor.

>>128598234
HOW THE FUCK DO I OPEN IT UP? I KEEP SHAKING SIDEWAYS WHEN I TRY.
WHY HAVE THE GODS FORSAKEN ME? ALL I ASK IS FOR A PURPOSE

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>>128591385

>>128598487
i look at the pic, i see ratzinger, and i see a worshipper of a semitic shitdeity.

all the other symbols are just appropriated window dressing.

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>>128593026
this

>>128590041
I like the idea of sun worship. I mean there it is, you can see it, if you go there it will burn you up ( mortals can't handle it ) Without it we're all dead. Very godlike.

>>128597565
No, we don't. But i don't see your point.

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>>128597565
nice meme
now hang yourself, you are wasting oxygen

>>128599420
the point is that you think pagans are some kind of pop culture parody that literally worship a dude named zeus that transforms into a goose and fucks women or similar bullshit.

like god, in pop culture, is a dude with a white robe and a white beard sitting in heaven behind literal golden gates.

>>128599415
It's sort of nationalist to worship your star. Maybe the Sun can be a titan and Gaia would be our God.

>>128599774
>the point is that you think pagans are some kind of pop culture parody that literally worship a dude named zeus that transforms into a goose and fucks women or similar bullshit.
No, if you red my first comment I make that pretty clear. I think most pagans are just a bunch of schizophrenic atheists. Those who actually belive Zeus is real, I respect much more, since they'r at least consistent in their beliefs, and don't lie to me and to themselves.

>>128598594
Here,have a purpose: research weiji-do

Don't worship anything. Honor your ancestors; honor your people; honor the natural world; honor your culture and traditions, and honor yourself.

What's the oldest religion? Follow that. Or Odin, kill your enemies and chill in Valhalla.

>>128600612
Thats whats wrong with todays world.Nobody dares to drink from the skull of their enemy.

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>>128594070
>anything that isn't Protestant Christianity is Pagan

That's a retarded statement. When are you mono"theists" going to give up human sacrifice once and for all?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKz7BfwweuY

>>128600136
Thank you, reading up on it, it seems this is what I've been doing. And all the times I get a strongest response from the eye is when I ask for a path towards the bloodbath. Thank you, I'll go do this >>128600815 now.

>>128590041
>Osiris
>literally "blue life matters"
That said, they're no fun.

>>128592147
Except European and Christian cultures come from Egyptian cultures. All of our science, medicine, philosophy, religion, originates in ancient Egypt. The Greeks brought the knowledge out and Rome built their civilization on it. Egyptian civilization is the mother of Greco-Roman (and thus European/Christian) culture.

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Presents those slaves to Amon-rê [Amon], Phrê [Khonsu] and Mut, Triple deities of the Speco.

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>>128590041
>current year
>not worshiping the amphibious Mesopotamian deity Oannes who taught mankind language (banter), mathematics (gets), agriculture, and civilization with his magic bag

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>>128594653

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>>128590041

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH5y71hOvk0

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I hope you didn't forgot to worship anubis.

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Neith is fucking hot.

Mayhap it has something to do with the Illuminati, already are shill cucking Egyptian Gods.
That obelisk at the capitol?
The Penis of Osiris/Moloch.
Freemasons, Jewish mystics, Bohemian Grove, these are the kinds of groups you are begging to shill for.
Christianity only creates divide and conquer...LMAO...yeah, that's what people using Christian symbols are doing, and the people shilling for Osiris, are top notch peeps
You sir, are dumb as fuck, and need to go back to the research sections, before you try affecting policy. Real talk. I am dumber now, for having to respond to this utter crock.

btw, if you morons believe European paganism, was LESS extreme, than Islam, or that people back then, had a CHOICE in whether they were Pagan...Well let's just say, "Ain't you SPECIAL?"

>>128590041
>no Ptah
>no Sekhmet
>no Nephtys
>no Maat


>no Kek

They really are getting people to follow their religion, just like the Bible warned of in Revelations.
I always knew it was going to happen, and was waiting for it....but to actually watch them put this black magic on people...it's fucking incredible.
Scary as fuck too.

>>128599036
After reading this I'm reminded of a quote from Rick Wilson where he says "they are mostly single men who masturbate to anime".

>>128601386
This could not be more wrong.
Go back to school.
Civilization/science/education was born in Babylon/Iraq/Iran.
Where do you get this crap?
Our western society was created by people who ALWAYS worshiped Babylonian/Egyptian Gods.
You guys wanna join them....holy fuck.
My Lawls

Most of you hate Jews, but like the religion of the only people to ever out Jew the Jews.
At least it somewhat makes sense.

>>128605677
check
Yea, what's wrong with that?

>>128606004
That part?
Nothing I suppose. I said that.
At least it makes sense.
It is still dumb as fuck, for the reasons I listed above.
I am all about religious freedom, but part of that means I get to tell people what I think.
They don't have to listen, but I think it woulod be good for them to.
I listened to all criticism about Christianity.
Had I not, I would be one of the fake Christians.
And yes, there is a right way to follow Christ, and a wrong way.
I used to hate Christianity, was raised as one, thene I puzzled out Christianity was not wrong.
Christians are.
Criticism is ALWAYS good.

>>128606566
Damn, checked.
But to outjew the jew we must become the jew.
Most people here have no real faith, we just like chaos.
And for that, I now declare this for the year of Seth.

>>128591126
>In the song "Israel" represents the African-American slaves while "Egypt" and "Pharaoh" represent the slavemaster

WE! WUZ!

>>128606927
>>128606927
imo that is what they want you to do, how they want you to feel.
Jews are as much being manipulated as everyone else.
They are turning everyone into them, that's what they wanted to begin with.
It justifies their existence.
btw...I am a Jewish Christian (I know, bit of an oxymoron), but trust me, they are being manipulated more than anyone.
I am not saying that changes their fault, either.
btw, Christianity IS chaos....like the OP (inadvertanly) pointed out, we are always arguing about right/wrong.
We don't just accept the dogma of others.

>>128590041
>not including all of the deities
open and listen and they shall speak and move.

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>>128608072
Brother nathanael, is that you?

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WHOS THIS ??

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HIM

>Re (eeee)
>Thot

Lol

>>128609400
No, he is a bigger self-hater than I am.
I take a different approach.
imo whites (especially nords), and Jews, were meant to be superior, maybe not in a racist way, but technologically.
In addition, I believe we are being pitted against one another, turned into dickheads, because we would have ruled the world together as good people.
That scares the shit outta the people in power, Jewish or not. They rule through corruption.
I am a German Jew. Very Aryan if you will.
i never understood why I couldn't be proud of both, so my world view is different.

>>128597288
>They're still pushing this meme

egyptian mythology is literally ancient hentai
see >>128599036
and >>128597383

>>128591385
>Desert Storm
Seth confirmed masterminded middle east wars?

>>128590730
Wtf ? I love Egyptian religion now>>128611183

>>128599036
>Pepi

I've seen way too much Stargate SG1 to take the other Egpytion gods seriously.

Kek is love, Kek is life.

>>128611909
Did you know Amen, is really Amun?
In Ancient Egyptian, vowels are interchangeable.
These stone cock worshipers have tricked almost everyone into praying to Amun-Ra.
Some might find this funny.
i do not.

In ancient Egyptian, Phree Messen, means Sons of the Light (lucifer).
Real shit.
You guys thought they were talking about stone cutting.
Isn't that precious?

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>>128590041
Because we wuz Vikings n shit.

Nordcuck pagan savages never mention their religion engaged in human sacrifice regularly.

This makes them basically communist-tier.

http://en.natmus.dk/historical-knowledge/denmark/prehistoric-period-until-1050-ad/the-viking-age/religion-magic-death-and-rituals/human-sacrifices/

>>128611183
more like furry fanfics.

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