I hope /pol/ ain't a bunch of Virgin sitters

>>128579719

Nope. Now post the "The Chad Sit" so we can discuss how alpha we all are.

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>>128580090

>>128580132
its as funny as i hoped it would be

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>>128579719
>mfw this is exactly how i sit

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>>128580322
>>128580090
Now how do you walk? Like a virgin or chad?

>>128580439
Only the hair one counts. I am very /fa/shionable.

>>128580132
lol if you aren't an alpha male chad 10/10 slayer

AKA Vynzbrah

>>128580132
me desu

>>128580132
kek'd hard

>>128579719
I'm a virgin but I don't sit like that

>>128580968
Why are you lying to yourself?

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>>128580090
>The Chad Sit

its the words on his shirt that keep getting me. keep this thread alive so i can come back and laugh every 5 minutes

>>128579719
I'm not a virgin but I do sit.

>>128581005
But I really don't m8, however my beta friend who lost his virginity to his masculine gf does sit that way

is there anymore of this gold?

>>128581206
On dicks

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>>128581415

>>128581151
>elbows not resting on the back

5/10

>>128581856
As a wizard..fuck off mate.

>>128579719
Shit, That's me..

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>>128579719
>>128580439

I sit and walk exactly like this, also i'm a virgin.
Should i kill myself?

>>128579719
>Wears jeans exclusively
Ok Chad

>>128582388
gimme your weight and height mate

>>128582664
Not him but I do it too.
6'2" 165lbs

>>128580132
>>128580439
>>128579719
top zozzle

>>128580132
>Vibrates constantly to annoy people around him

>>128582763
Could it be because of your height? Some taller people can't sit properly because it's uncomfortable for them to sit upright - not because they're shy or something like that.

>>128582664
182cm, 125lbs

>>128583118
>182cm, 125lbs
That can't be right.

>>128583118
>182cm
Master race height
>125lbs
Start lifting

>>128583118
Are you a fucking skellington?

>>128583281
But it is, and people always call me out for being a huge fucking stick

>>128579719
What's next, the virgin sleep?

>>128583657
>always alone in bed
>never slept next to anyone but his mom
>sleeps in fetal position

>>128583657
>sleeps on the edge of the bed as to not disturb anyone
>phone in hand to ignore the fact that he's sleeping alone
>pillow case is wet from crying himself to sleep every night
>bed sheets wet from fapping to instagram pics of stacy

>>128580439

>wear bright, faggoty clothing
>walks slow af
>tiptoes like a ballerina
>takes tiny little steps

Yeah that's definitely an alpha chad right there. You forgot 'clenched asscheeks to maximize anal plug pleasure' though.

>>128583923
What is the virgin run?

>>128584029
See Naruto run

Why did chastity went out of favor?

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>>128580132
I haven't laughed that hard in awhile.

>>128584029
running with your hands behind your back

>>128579719
Only a self-hating cuckold could draw this.

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>>128583644
You're already a genetic exception for your race. Lift and you have a chance to mate with your women.

>>128584366
>DIVX watermark
Wow...

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>>128581856
Fuck you! My dad is beside me and now thinks that i am insane

>>128579719
Well, fuck.

>>128579719
i want more of this

>>128581856
I'm actually choking from laughing so hard. Holy shit.

>>128584029
See 'Ed, Edd 'n Eddy' ways to run. Specially Eddy's one.