Why aren't there any good left-wing conspiracy theories?

>>128579501
Trump Russia collusion

>>128579501

Left wing supports don't rely on outlandish theories to support their arguments.

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>>128579501
There is
>Man Made global warming
>White people are racist
>Feminism
to name a few.

Because they believe only what the media tells them.

>>128579501
>systematic racism
>white privilege
Do your homework, nigger.

banker/ebil corporation conspiracies are pretty left wing

you only need conspiracy when you're challenging the establishment

>>128579501
> the "wage gap"

9/11 is a brilliant conspiracy theory

there is, the holocau-

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>>128580774
stupid goyim never learn

>>128579501
Patriarchy, white supremacy, etc... You just don't think they're conspiracy theories because the media does its best to validate them. You're still brainwashed.

>>128580774
This is so sad, I'm not sure If one should joke about it.

I mean the imprison part. Srsly wtf.

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>>128579501

When you have been so demoralized and brainwashed that even presenting official documents and facts at face value won't convince you that you are wrong, then why the fuck would you believe something which has barely any documents to rely on (most often). The only thing left to believe is your social conditioning and the "facts" pushing your own narrative.

>>128579501
there used to be a lot of good one's about the gouverment ,chemtrails cia takedowns etcetcetc but now leftist are all statist cucks very different from the hippy gen

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>>128579732
>Left wing supports don't rely on outlandish theories to support their arguments

>were all equal!

You ppl are like the old church with your heresies. You still burn witches, you just call them racists.
>Races being equal?
>mere socio economics explaining differences?

These are articles of faith, my man.

>gender and race are social constructs designed and maintained by straight white men to keep them on top

This is what progressives actually believe.

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>>128579501

Because the left is bluepilled by nature. Blind obedience is fundamental to the left.

There are no good conspiracy theories.

Be more specific.

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>>128581888

Nice digits

>>128582191
I think it was a conspiracy. Modget or smth

>>128579501

Left wing conspiracy theories:
>patriarchy
>gender equality
>socialism
>the gender spectrum
>the religion of peace
>race is a social construct

The list goes on gents. Pretty sure all the right wing conspiracies are shit since they get no traction

>>128579501
Trannies

They are literal retards and they tend to simply make things up as they go.

>>128581065
I would never have expected such a good post of this nature from that flag.

>>128582368

Those aren't conspiracy theories. Those are just baseless ideas that forms an ideology.

>>128583171
Patriarchy is kind of a conspiracy since they believe all the bad that happens is because of patriarchy.

>>128579501
They basically have the same suspicions we do, but replace the (((Deep State))) with "The government", the Jews and the Federal Reserve with "Wall Street Bankers", and various alphabet soups with the "police state."

t. former democrat

>>128583171

>Russia helped trump win the election

>>128582368
NAILED IT

Add institutional racism to the list as well

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>>128579501
>geographic isolation results in differences in animal species
>geographic isolation doesn't result in differences above the brainstem in human animals
>Men and women are completely the same other than their sex organs
>Men can become women and vice versa by mangling their sex organs (lol)
>Hillary "vast right wing conspiracy" lol
>Vast right wing conspiracy 2.0: muh Russia edition
>Global cooling
>no wait Global warming
>"""""""""""""Climate change"""""""""""""" a completely empty phrase since the climate was changing a billion years before human exist
>"LIKE DUDE THE PHARMA INDUSTRY IS LIKE TRYING TO KILL US MANNNNNNNNNNNNNN"
>Traps aren't gay

Lel there's literally to many to list them all