>You come home early from work today, and you enter your 14

kill my son and have sex with the faggot

> Lock the door
> Burn house down

>>128578420
Get him on AIDs medication. He will need it.

>>128578420
Fugg them both

>>128578420
Kill my son and then fuck his boyfriend

>>128578420
Do a 360 and walk away

Send him to school in Saudi Arabia.

Kill myself and then have sex with them both

>>128578420
This can't be real. Fuck this.

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>>128578420
tell him i'm sorry i didn't knock first and that i accept him the way he is.

>>128578420
Push my son away and kiss his bf to show him who's the dominant male in the house

>>128578420
>You come home early from work today, and you enter your 14 year old son's bedroom, forgetting to knock first.
Why would you do this, have you not heard of privacy?

>>128578420
Kill them both and start over by fucking my wife while thinking of 50s role models in hopes that my sperm carries those thoughts with them.

Rape them both then kill myself

>>128578845
Gay

>>128578420
The kid in white looks like a future spree killer. Screenshot this

go for a drive and never come back

180 and moonwalk away

>>128578420
I'd laugh my ass off and call him a fag.

>the only acceptable white people in modern society
Welp time to go put a gun in my mouth, maybe this time I won't puss out and actually pull the trigger

Throw poo at them

>>128578703
Are you actually this retarded?

>>128578533
fpbp

>>128578420

I bring Purple Aki into the room and leave him alone with them.

They wont be gay afterwards.

>>128579300
>Being this summer

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>>128578420
die scum

>>128579300
are you actually this new?

>>128578533
t. Pence

>>128578420
I knew you were a girl all along son, time to take HRT and cut off your cock

>>128578420
"Guess you're preparing for prostate exams haha"

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I would immediately apologise for interrupting I will then close the door, run downstairs to the garage to get a padlock so I can lock them up and then call Mike the Electric man.

10 mins later my son and his friend are cured.

>cutest couple

And yet, why do I feel like im going to vomit?

>>128578420
They're both pretty hot tbqh

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>>128578420

tell him how disappointed i am in his choice, hoping that he kills himself and its not too late for me to have another child, likely with a different women to avoid it happening again

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>>128578420

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>>128578420
*teleports behind them with duel shotguns*
heh... nothin personnel, kiddos *sprays them down*
No faggots allowed

>>128578420
you two faggots get outside and mow the grass.

>>128578420
Beat him up and have another kid with my wife to ensure I have grandchildren.

Beat the gay out of my son, always works

>go to basement
>get car battery and starter cables
>slowly walk back up the stairs

commit seppuku immediately for having such rotten seed

>>128579996
I would grab the bike lock and hit them over the head

>>128580472
41st post best post

It's fine if he's gay

But I will not accept a faggot

>>128578420
Get the rope

>>128578845
Gay

>>128578845
Not as straight as expected

Tell him he can do what he wants, but he still needs to breed with a white woman to further the race.

>>128578420
cry cause my son cheated on me

>>128578420
Same thing as cigarettes.
"So, you are cool and gay now, yeah? Real gays fuck hard all night."
And then watch them fuck with each other and shot it on a camera.

I would explain to him that existing notions of sexuality are wrong, and that he can still have children and be a good father married to a goof woman while craving cock.

>>128580564
t. future pedo dad

>>128580707
you were only getting him ready for tyrones bbc anyway

GTFo seems like a considered response.

>>128579300
Sure is summer in here

Set son on fire, lock the faggot, and rape the house

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>>128579525
>>128579770

>>128578648
>>128578533

>deep down all gays are so degenerate they'd find it hot as shit

>>128580864
BigBoganCock?

>>128579300
newfag,lurk more

>>128580984
> Jokesonyouiwaspretendingtoberetarded.xlsx

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>>128580984
dumbass

"Son the din-dins are read-"

"Oh shit I'm sorry"

>>128581120
You'r wifes bull Tyrone. I imagine she will be a bit old when your son is 9. You need to ready his boipussy for such a big cock or it will tear. He will use him for a few years until your daughter is old enough,

I thought you got taught this in school over there, we have just started in Melbourne

>>128578420
>forgetting to knock first
how the fuck do you forget to knock?

>>128578533
Absolutely this

>>128578420
>wut do

Vicious beatings

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>>128581163
>>128581166
gimme more (You)s baby

>>128579300

found the newfag!

now get out.

Tell both boys to bend over on all fours. Slowly pull both boys undies down. Pry each sluts ass cheeks apart and look for poo particles. Lick finger and run it up and down both cracks, collecting the poo specks. Lick finger clean. Then smell both asses. Finger each bottom and smell both fingers. Taste the fingers. Then bury my face in my son and his friends bungholes.

>>128580788
>tfw no goof woman

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>>128581322
is that one of your fantasies bogan?

>>128580507
Settle down there, Eric

>>128581903
You have thoroughly confused the FBI parked outside your house monitoring your outgoing messages

>>128581379
Parents do all the time

>>128581953
I'm just trying to get ready for when the Somalians take over. I was a scout and was taught always to be prepared. My scout master taught me a great deal

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This thread makes me sad cause it reminded me I'm sterile and can't produce viable sperm

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>>128581903

>>128578420
Close the door and begin a lifelong psy-op against him.

>>128578420
Fuck them both until you cure gay, seriously Ireland I thought it's old well known method.

>>128582272
it's hard to close the closet door once it's open

>>128578845
Homosexual

>>128582204
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

>>128578788
I'm sure it's a libtard state like Kalifornia where homosexuality is completely revered and celebrated.

>>128578420
Rape the faggot and force my son to watch so he remembers what happens when you're a fucking faggot.

>>128578420
Spycam

>>128578420
>kick him out
>call my wife
>get divorce
>get new wife
>try again

>>128578420
tie both of them to a flammable monument of a rainbow, place it in the middle of Warsaw and let nature take it course

>>128582204
>I'm sterile
How did that happen?

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>>128578420

Go find power source and some cables. Homosexuality is easily cured with some electric shock treatment.

>>128582740

This

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>>128578533

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>>128578420
Kill both. Then self. Wife for good measure...it may have been her that made em faggots.

>>128578420
>heh, gay.
then walk away

Apologise, close door

Afterwards tell him how proud and supportive I am of him.

Also ask if I can come with him to the next pride march.

>...guess you're preparing for prostate exam

>>128582170
did he taught you to blow nice and slow and always tie a knot around it?

>>128582799
Basically after trying to get my wife preggers 100 times and went to the doctor and he said "yeah you have no viable sperm"

We divorced obviously because she wanted kids so I've reverted to being a manchild again

>>128582605
Lazy and cowardly

>>128578533
To establish dominance of course

>>128578420
>Are you winning, son?

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>>128578420
ask them both how long they have been on the marijuana and suggest rehab and behavioral cog native therapy

>>128582204
Look on the bright side. At least you can shoot blanks in grills, sans rubbers, as long as they're clean.

>>128582204
no child support

>>128583331
I think gets boring and depressing. Like the midas touch

>>128583399
No biological purpose and genetic dead end

Actually maybe I should kill myself tonight ...

>>128578420
>unzips dick

>>128583493
put the butterknife away wanker

>>128579295
This

>>128583493
if you're white stay alive, otherwise I don't mind shipping the noose to you.

>>128583331
>At least you can shoot blanks in grills
>ywn be taken seriously and the women will always think you just don't want to wear a condie

>>128578855
Fuck his privacy i never got to have my bf over with privacy.

>>128583424
Mix it up a little for fun. After meeting up a girl, start with a rubber, and about halfway through, slide it off in front of her, saying "I want a child. You will bear him for me."

Grab her by the throat, go in balls deep, and drop a hot load in her, and only tell her it's a blank if she starts resisting, or after you're done slamming her.

>>128578533
Jasonafex plz

>>128583493
Fuck biology dude, adopt a kid. You'll be giving a baby a chance at a good life, and you'll be the world to him, as his dad.

>>128583690
Of course I'm white. THe Jews poisoned my tap water and did this to me

>>128578420
Send him to Saudi Arabia. Let them deal with it.

>>128583493
Find a nice woman, get married again with her knowing the situation beforehand, and adopt and raise some beautiful white children.

I wouldn't want a fellow redpilled white man killing himself. Even if you just spend the rest of your life enlightening people and fighting the good fight, adopted children or not, your life has purpose.

Go bitch to my wife that she shouldn't have had those glasses of wine while pregnant

>>128584276
He would just turn on me and be an alien to me as he wont have inheritated traits or be blood related and I would know it

>>128579300
>Being this Jew

Double murder plus suicide

>>128578420

That's it. Your going to Mike Pence's summer camp, faggot.

>>128583323
>leaf

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>>128584393
But the ancestry comes to a stop with me
i just can't find any peace in that.

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>>128578420
Pull back both their foreskins and begin my two course meal

YOUNG BOYS

>>128583241
You dont have a brother or cousin?
He could have gotten her pregnant and it would have been not as cuckey as its still from your family.

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>>128578420
>>128578845

oh shit, i'm sorry

>>128584482
I'm adopted dude, and I love my parents to death. Sure they didn't give me life, but they gave me A life. There's no one else in the world I call mom and dad, and I'm no one else's son. I will carry on their legacy.

What son?

>>128578873
Mmm, Rock Hudson!

10x kaioken and walk away

>>128584671
>burger

>>128579456
aki done nothing wrong let him feel muscles in peace

>>128578630
>t. I heard about aids from a republican once and thats all i need to know

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>>128578420
Oldie pic. related

>>128578420
waste all the money I was going to use raising him and giving a proper education on travel and maybe drugs

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>>128578420

Summon "The Pence" to shock the gay out of the little faggot

>>128578420
Space dock of course

>>128584482
>implying you have any worthwhile traits when you're posting on pol at 2pm
You're either a no job degenerate or a wageslave/ deskjockey on your phone.
Its monday, ahmed

Put them on a cam website and keep the money. Beat them if they think of telling anyone.

Get them High on DMT and mesculin or salvia anything to make them realize the truth and freak out. While making them watch a whole bunch of twisted shit on the webs .

give them condoms and tell him put a sock on the door knob literally and figuratively

>>128578420
Opie kissing Ralph is when Happy Days jumped the shark.

>>128578420
"Hmm. That's a shame. I wanted a son, not another daughter. Guess I'll have to fuck your mum and try again tonight. Don't worry son, I don't hate you, I'm not going to screech at you for your instagram audience. You win this round, but you lost any inheritance and deep respect as a male from me. Clearly I fucked up somewhere. You've been a burden to me since you came out of the vagina, but one I nurtured. Now I'll just have to shoulder more of a burden.

Keep at it, I guess. Only thing I ask, is if/when you marry another man, you take his name. You don't get to keep mine."

Fin

>>128585338
I don't get it, Kerry is a girls name isn't it? At least, it is here. Is this something about cross dressing or something?

>>128585338
>>128585338
>>128585338
>>128585338


Holy fuck. Michael Jordan.gif

>>128585707
Kerry can be a boys name
Get an education ye fuckin redneck

>>128585703
I once ended a speech with "fin" for spanish class, before I realized it's not spanish.

Does he have a prime boipucci?

>>128579893

based canada

>>128585703
Destruction

Get angry cuz he ain't kissing the afgan boy we just brought home and calling him out for being a racist scum. Then I would unzip my pants so I can wank while I watch all three of them have some fun with each-other. While I wait for my wifey to come home with her black bull.

>>128579295
I bet you would, loo.

>>128583320
Underrated

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>>128585936

>>128578616
>lock the door
>there is no possible way he could unlock it from the inside

I assume you have chains and padlocks ready to go for just such an occasion

>>128578420
Sad! When I was in High school. Those Twinkies would have had their asses kicked

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>>128586077
>force you son to cuck you while you wait for your wife to come cuck you

>>128586234
Sounds like you'd rather pound their arses

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>>128578420
Well since it will be 2050ish when I have children sooo pic related

>>128578420
I walked into my living room once and my sister was making out with her girlfriend. I haven't been able to watch lesbian porn since without getting queasy.

>>128578420
It was that anime I bought you, right?
i-im so desu senpai-son-sama ;_:

>>128578420

I'd buy him a gift - some nice luggage to pack his shit in. Pretty sure he'd be used to that by now.

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>>128578420

>>128578420
Join them

>>128578420

Do people not realise how graphic gay sex is? It's literally perversion to the extreme without women getting in the way.

Even the biggest shiteating donkey fucking whore can't keep up with some fag.

Shoulder deep up the ass while swimming in a cum shit piss bath

>>128587060
Japanese word for (your own) son is 息子 (musuko)

>>128581953
Damn where do I find a woman like THAT? She could suck my dick and my balls at the same time!

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>>128586833
I kinda treat it as fantasy. Normally most "hot" lesbians only do it as an experiment, so yeah if you see that hot girl from your gym - she probably did it with one of her friends but figured out the dick is too glorious to let it go.

The normal lesbians are extremely ugly. I know one of the girls that turned out to be a dyke, she was never pretty so tried to be tomboy. Obsessed with football(she even trained it semi-professionally and was kinda good at it, man-like good), always hanging out with boys etc. Never did that shave your hair stuff, she was an ugly, flat&fat girl with manly hobbies. This obviously didn't work because who the fuck would want a girl like this(if she looked like pic then many, but it was not the case), so after some years of pretending she found herself a dyke who looks like fat 12 years old and dates her now.

>>128578420
His boyfriend better not be a nigger.

>>128587182
The irony of that pic and what you're using it for

>>128578420
File for divorce and never see these freaks again.

>>128587529
>who looks like fat 12 years old
12 yo boy ofc

>>128586146
Holy shit I'm hard.

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>>128587309
>Shoulder deep up the ass while swimming in a cum shit piss bath

>>128583493
Take some Muslims with you, or join the Church

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>>128587735

>>128587956
Is it bad if I'm like the older brother?

>>128587735
Id test your prostate with my cock if you know what I mean.

>>128586370
Ha ha! If being a faggot isn't bad then why do you use it as an insult? I've never been told I secretly want to be a nigger when I talk about blacks

>>128578420
Kick his friend out of the house and take his place.

>>128578420
Fuck them both to assert dominance.

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>>128587309
You're confusing faggots with gays. Faggots are the problem

>>128578420
Honor rape his boyfriend to prove a point

>>128588097
>>>/lgbt/
They can help

>>128587956
>newfag with no face thinks making shit up about fucking his brother is appropriate material
>no replies
You seriously wrote this out then screencapped and saved it to post?

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>>128587956
cum on... who has not "accidentally" had sex with a trans member of their family?

>>128588159
Faggots and gays are the same thing, you stupid gay faggot. Fuck off.

>>128588103
I haven't masturbated in a month, please don't! I would leak like a fucking sieve all over the place, and it wouldn't be the watery semen most anons have - it will be thick, white semen leaking without an orgasm. And I'd cum extra after I do have an orgasm.
>>128588192
Help?
They're going to turn me into their cumslave I'm 100% sure of it.

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>>128588179
What point?

>>128578420

This happened to me recently, but my son had a girl up there. She was cute. Still whipped his ass 10 ways from Sunday.
Cops escorted her home. She walked across town at 2 am just to mess around with him. Fucking Casanova.
And I joked to his mom, " At least it wasn't a boy he was with. " and she busted out laughing.

>>128578845
Boomer detected

>>128578420
Interrogate all my close family and friends that have been in contact with my son over the last 14 years and find out exactly who molested him as a child and then tie them by the neck to my 4WD and go hiking.

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>>128588240
Got it from someone else
>>128588332
No, i pulled this from anactual faggot thread
>>128588396
The majority of lgbt is trans at this point. If you wanna be trans they'll help you. Tbh lgbt wants to turn everyone trans

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>>128588179

Boil some water then throw it in their faces

>>128588682
But I don't want to! I just entertain myself with crossdressing and being fucked while crossdressing is more than enough for me. I'm feminine enough already, I don't need hormones.

>>128588845
Go to femgen (femboy General) then
They can also help you

>>128589344
c-can you take a screenshot of their current thread?

>>128589435
I mean, what stuff do they discuss?

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>>128578420

Have his Mother fuck his eyeballs out.
Every day.
Incest is better than homosexuality.

> there's no way anybody would buy his story, because we will say he came out to us that he was Gay and he's just making shit up because we threatened to disown him.

> he's gay, there's no way he could get it up for a woman, let alone his own mother

>>128588159

Not all gays are faggots (only most of them) but all faggots are gay

>>128586221
why do you think his son became a faggot in the first place

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>Apologise for not knocking.
>Give him the TALK about STD's and safe sex later on because STD's for homos is not a laughing matter
>Red pill him on the degeneracy of the mainstream LGBT culture and make sure he stays away from it
>Talk about the importance of monogamy and the destructiveness of polygamy and one night stands
>Gradually redpill him even further
>Make a proud faggot member of right wing death squads out of him
>Teach him to use identity politics against SJW's to fight fire with fire

So, nothing changes, pretty much.

>>128578420
Wait I have a son?

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>>128589435
It's a general, you talk about w/e
I finally found someone to offload the girl clothes i had from my CD phase

>>128589703
This. People saying they'd disown their child don't and won't have children.

>>128579295
lol

>>128589703
Also, tell him to not give up on having children, because surrogates exist and artificial wombs will be there soon.

>>128589466
How to be cute
>TFW no bf
>*warm cuddling sounds.*
>cute boy depression.

Its like that

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>>128584252
Kek

>>128578420
you have failed as a father
>kill self

>>128578420

Say "Ha. Fuckin' fag." and walk out.

Tell my wife we've failed and make a new one while disowning him

Rape the faggotry out of them. That oughta teach them.

>>128589926
>>128590014
sounds like a bunch of faggots tbqh

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>>128589703
This.
Tbh i grew up far away from lgbt degeneracy, I'm gay but i just want a nice bf and cuddles. I dont need to fuck 50 guys or pull shit like pic related

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>>128590124
I originally went to lgbt to troll, but it's kinda nice to chill there too in the non tranny generals. I did get banned once for going too far though

>>128590334
What you've written is more or less true though.

>>128590124
You need a real iberian man to manhandle you and make you his sissy cumdump wife desu.

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>>128578420
pull them apart
smack them both
throw out the other faggot
tell my son he needs mental treatment
if he agrees to it and is successfully cured of his mental disorder he will be my son again.
If he fails or doesn't want to get treatment, I disown him and hand him over the authorities for adoption or fostering or whatever.

Nothing, I should have knocked.

>>128579300
I will fall for the bait.
Le ebin gill urself m80.

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>>128579525
>>128579770
>>128580906
>>128581155
>>128581868
>>128584555

>Falling for obvious b8

Rape my wifes son.

>>128590526
Did /v/ take that screenshot?

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>>128589999
Checked

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>>128590430
The person i was talking to was a mtf post op tranny who was married and hadnt told her husband that her vagina was formerly a ballsac and that she cant have kids
>inb4 she
>she
Just too lazy to quotes around all the fe-male bronouns

I'd tell him that he makes me proud to be his father and would ask if he wants me to get him so GHB

>>128590488

Go to prison.

>>128578420
turn him in to the gestapo

>>128590721
did I hurt your feelings you bugchaser?

>>128590701
That should be illegal, and disclosed before marriage. And they say fags are human.

>>128590610
Who even knows anymore.
>>128590701
Ouch. I feel sorry for that guy. Hell, I feel sorry for the tranny because of the way his husband is going to react.

On the other side, the boyshort thing in your screenshot is quite nice. If they give similar advice constantly I might start going there occasionally. I might actually go and buy some boyshorts right now to be honest.

>>128579051
Kek

>>128590952
for the tranny too*

>>128590952
Do it. My boyshorts are the only thing i kept from my CD phase. They're cute,comfy and keep my dick snug in my day to day activity

>>128582740

>kick him out
>call my wife
>get divorce
>NEVER MAKE THE MISTAKE OF GETTING MARRIED EVER AGAIN
>enjoy my newfound wealth and free time

>>128585338
HA Nailed it.

>>128590430
How much should biological categories impact our daily interactions with society?

With the technocracy taking over and time changing all things. The state and social engineers will decide how males and females will interact in the future.

The state is already poising itself as the alpha male of society courting single mothers and their children are then left vulnerable to liberal indoctrination from all fronts.


You boys are arguing math, there are real people arguing nefarious systems.

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>>128578420
Introduce my son to Dr. Pence.

Alright son , let's get this party started.

>>128591450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNIYob8nC7o

>>128587956
Far too fake.

>>128578420
Bring him to Mr.Pence's Electrocution Emporium

Link related
http://imgur.com/vJ7iFOR

>>128591254
How can I fight the status quo, anon?
I know part of that includes leaving the *chins and improving myself, but how? I could spread wisdom around (proper, not the cringy /pol/ "redpills"), but I can't actively debate against the world.

>>128591672
Just go be a qt femboy who has guns afights off the muslims

>>128591131
I don't know how boyshorts are called in Bulgarian but I'll be on the lookout. Thanks.

>>128581903
Ya know , that's just what i was thinking i would do if such a situation were to occur. I would have sex with my 14 year old son and his buddy.

>>128578420
Jokes on him, I have no son.

>>128591524
Bet Homer can't find you on a map.

>>128583493
To be honest your life has no endgame if you can't have kids, but that's no reason to off youreslf. Plenty of things you can do to be useful still, like being a soldier in a future war fro the white race if it ever comes to that.

>>128591662
flag checks out

>>128591814
нaй-вep къcи гaщeтa или бoкcepки

It's a hard one , my cock i mean.

>>128591672
The only way to live is in accordance with your nature as a piece of the whole. To avoid being obsessed with the thoughts of others, and their planning unless it relates to the good of the community.

Study nature, she is the only god and master of this world. Use reason in conjunction with nature, DEATH is the greatest pro generator of life, not having children. All men die, therefore all men procreate for the whole.

Tell his boyfriend not to come near me or my wife's son again.

>>128592128
>къcи гaщeтa
Maй ca тeя. Блaгoдapя <3

>>128592324
тия*

>>128592313
It's called proper parenting people.

>>128592313
Why don't you just say your son?

>>128592313
wait

walk in and say "oh shit I'm sorry"

but thankfully he will not be ashamed because i tought him not to be ashamed of his dick.

threesome ensues

>>128578703
You'd be walking into them dumbass

>>128578630

Life insurance on him, you'll probably outlive your faggot son.

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>>128591956
He can't find anyone because of yo mamma is that fat.

>>128592324
мoжe и дa нe ce нe cъм мнoгo cигypeн.пoпитaй някoй пo-възpacтeн ,aкo нe ca тeзи. ycпeх

>>128591814
I wish i had a pic to show you of boyshorts and i do but i dislike giving out those photos anymore

>>128592666
Satan is wise indeed.

I would them them to check those digits

>>128578420
Bring in my husband congratulated our son

>>128592719
She's not that fat.

>>128592723
He изглeждaт тoчнo кaтo тeзи кoитo видях в /lgbt/ тeмaтa aмa пaк ca хyбaви.

>>128578420
snap the boy's neck, then beat my son and call re-programers

>>128578420
it's okay, it's my wife's son.

>>128578420
Hey there stranger, I taught my boy well didn't I?

Stranger bails, son goes livid, I tell him not to disrespect my house again and to not come whining and crying when he gets the AIDS.
Don't fuck with me.

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>>128587471
Get real fag your dick is probably small enough that it's a challenge NOT to do both at the same time.

>>128592900
You're a good boy.

>>128592769
You don't have to; I'll find them.
Jesus, you canadians are pretty considerate people, I love that.

>>128581322
god, Australia, you guys are the biggest faggots on this board.

You're like stumbling into a one man Interracial Cuck & Pedo Fetish community

>>128593181
:3
The femgen has some of my old CD pics (SFW) because the anon who wanted my old clothes wanted visuals

>>128589703
>Give him a bowl of eggs
You don't have to tell me anything but you do have to eat this

>>128593181
them, referring to the pants.
Am ESL, please forgive.

>>128593165
For you.

>>128593293
Is okay, i tried to google translate bulgariaspeak between you and other anon. Could not figure out

>>128578420
I would kick out the faggo and talk to my son about why that is not OK.

>>128593420
it's awwwright

>>128593405
We were talking about how boyshorts are called in Bulgarian; he's not quite sure about that too. He found some kind of short shorts instead of boyshorts.
Boyshorts are underwear, right?

"You don't know shit , kid. Stop being a faggot or we are over once you turn 18"

Something like that.

>>128593520
Listen, just because you've given up on life, don't bring everyone down with you, degenerate.

>>128578420
what son?

Troll the son.
Bantz and IRL shitpost with his fag boyfriend.
Give em both beer later, but remind them to stay away from "THOSE" types of LGBT folk.

I'm of the opinion that the community is fucking terrible. But the individual can be reasoned with, can vote either way, and can be brought to our side. But continued exposure to SJWs will make them go fucking full on male romper gay.

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>>128593664
Correct, have a gander: https://www.victoriassecret.com/pink/boyshorts

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>>128578533
I've been here too long, I was gonna say exactly this.

>>128593731
Alright , i'll do what you tell me from now on. Sir.

>>128578420
Well they're rather cute desu.

>>128578533
hypo

>>128593954
Don't think I've ever seen those in-person. I'll have to do some web shopping to acquire them. Waiting for a day or two and getting them delivered to the nearest post office isn't the best thing but I'd still be able to wear them.

>>128578420
take him aside and teach him about gay monogamy.

>>128593731
That's such a stupid thing to say btw. You sound like a fucking faggot , at least threaten me or something.

>>128581903
>straya shitposting
every fucking time

>>128594282
no such a thing

>>128594251
Oнлaйн e мнoгo пo-дoбpe. Bъв вcички гoлeми вepиги имa тaкивa.

>>128594392
stop sucking his dick

>>128594251
Idk how gay stuff is viewed in your country desu. Im fairly cute desu so i can usuall walk into a girls clothes store say i like wearing girls clothes and be helped with my purchase
I should get more soon too desu.. I have not as many as though i did. Best ones are my 2 black pairs, white pair with stripe and red with 'kiss this' printed across the back

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>>128578420
How goes your prostate exams, son.

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>>128579300
It's always someone

hahaha god I love it

>go spend his college fund on heroin and write him out of my will. I have failed as a father.

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>>128594574
That pic, 3 fucking times in thread.

>>128594572
i don't wanna fucking hear about your clothes

>>128578420
I grab my machete and behead them both for this Haram behavior, the blessed profit pbuh, demands it

>>128594251
I haven't spent much time at the women's lingerie shops anyway - they might be available somewhere.
All I've got for myself is a couple of matching bras and panties, some female outfits, a couple of different den tights and 3/4 socks
Not the richest collection but it's fun to play around with.
>>128594572
Quite negatively, just like in the rest of Eastern Europe. I've handled buying shit in-person, though - I was anxious about it at first but the clerks didn't seem to care much.

>>128578420

What is murder? for $500 Alex

>>128578420
I'd go tell my husband that our son is also gay and go about my business

>>128595004
try 5000

oh wait , you're a beaner , makes sense

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>>128594824

>>128594461
Oнлaйн щe ми e пo-yдoбнo, нo щe тpябвa дa чaкaм двa дeнa дa ми ги дoнecaт - и щe тpябвa дa плaщaм зa кypиepa. He cи cтpyвa.

>>128594870
Ah, you just lie saying its for your gf
Boyshorts are for pronouncing the ass

>>128595451
Yeah that's how I've handled it as well. I'm not sure if they trust me but they've not given me any strange looks when I was buying things, so I guess I'm alright.

>>128595366
Aми пoвeчeтo мaгaзини имaт бeзплaтнa дocтaвкa, aкo пpocтo взeмeш зa oкoлo 50, a инaчe e пpocтo 3. He бих кaзaл, чe e пpoблeм. Aкo cи мнoгo тъpпeлив мoжe и дa cпecтиш кaтo пopъчaш oт Китaй, зaщoтo вcички ги кyпyвaт oт тaм и пpeпpoдaвaт тaкa и тaкa.

>>128595337
and now i want to snipe you in a casual manner from a concealed position while you're getting ready to go do ur faggy shopping

>>128595801
that looks like russian

>>128595810
Are youcute anon, can i hug you?
Id hug this anon: >>128595706

>>128594761
that pic is serial killer tier

>>128596031
no and no