Autism in adults: /pol/ edition

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>>128571767
I would like to mention my brother of 17 years old that has a different father scored only 5, so this is my father genetic fault it would seem

>>128571767
Bumping for visibility

>>128571767

As someone suffering from an actual mental illness, I can confirm that people who self-diagnose themselves with one need to be exterminated.

>>128572081
theres a problem there, in romania up until 23 may 2016, there is no screening for autism in adults, these are all legit screening tests, from which you should visit an actual competent medical doctor that can give a proper diagnostics after running several combined tests

>>128571767
Remember if you score high pay a specialist a visit, these are just screening tests

>>128571767
And another bump for visibility, come on people, don't be shy

>>128571767
Up we go again

>>128571767

Whew, lad.. I scored a 24.. Never taken the test before.. But always wondered..

Scored a 24..

Your score was 24 out of a possible 50.

Scores in the 0-25 range indicate little or no Autistic traits.

>>128573404
that was really close, thanks for taking the test, I would love to see other /pol/acks come forward with their results

Noticed
This might actually be a recurring pattern around these parts

>>128571767
And again we go up

>>128571767
Where are all the suspected autists at?

>>128571767
datamining

>>128573506
i got 35 on the 50 questions 1

do you browse 4chan? do you browse its politically correct board? do you make threads about self diagnosing autism and suspect you have it? then you probably have autism

>>128573993
No data mining, but even if you keep the results for yourself and take it further to a specialist that can give a legal diagnostic, you will remember this day

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>>128574163
finally, another suspect, better get a doctors appointment now

>>128571767

33. I can't see how this is a mental disease except that I suck lying and plotting against others. Aspies can't become executives, viz. hustlers, but calling that a mental disease is a bit of a stretch. Aversion to bullshit, sentimentality and happy-talk.

>>128571767
Up up and away

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>>128574415
it's not a mental illness, but if you get legally diagnosed you can shut anyone the fuck up about telling you how you are not normal once and for all

>>128571767
To the surface you go

>>128574302
yeah cuzz im totally gonna take the advice of some strange gypsy on the interwebz

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>>128574825
well, you can always remain undiagnosed, it's not the end of the world, thanks for taking the test

>>128571767
From the depths we rise again

>>128571767
You might be normie end of autistic spectrum, but it is compensated for, so you are not retarded freak.

>>128575269
well, i've looked it up a bit, it's basically called "functioning-autism", it's not the same as classic autism where the person is a mute and in high danger of resembling signs of mental retardation

Scored 20

>>128574415

And I did not need that test, by the way. I played with building blocks by grouping them. At my first day at school the teacher gave each of us a box with colorful chips in various shapes and sizes. (That was a math gimmick for set theory, probably dates me.) I remember opening that box and thinking "Wow! This is great! Finally a toy by people who are real practitioners!"

>>128571767
Escape velocity

>>128574582

lol thanks I will go for a diagnosis right away! perhaps I get a permit for toking!

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>>128574942
if i believed every test i took on the internet i would be a very stupid person

in fact just as stupid as you average gypsy

https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-couch/201201/why-you-shouldnt-believe-everything-you-read-the-internet-even-if-its-true

btw OP is pic related you

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>>128575422
iirc adults on average scored 17, you should be fine

>>128571767
you post on 4chan. why are you surprised?

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>>128575747
you are free to go to a doctor and confirm the suspicions or disprove them, that is all

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I got 5/50

I am pretty comfortable in social situations and enjoy being around others, then again my profession is a 'teacher' so I assume it is easy to read the looks on peoples faces and you are forced into being social.

>>128571767
Up in the sky

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>>128576003
my brother scored 5, and no, i'm very uncomfortable in social situations

>>128575860
of course i am free

i have rights and live in a democracy

https://www.amnesty.org/en/countries/europe-and-central-asia/romania/report-romania/

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>>128576318
Archive
>https://amnesty org/en/countries/europe-and-central-asia/romania/report-romania
https://archive.is/FCEOl

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>>128576003
i do however pretend to be normal while at work as best as i can

>>128571767
To the moon

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>>128576341
it took you only 12 secs to post that archive link

dont you have anything better to do in prison?

>>128575417

That used to be a huge problem in the old days. I met people who are highly intelligent but never got much of an education, because they were misdiagnosed as mongos. Some of them were obviously loners and sort of weird. In the previous century, before team faggotry and square dancing was introduced into enterprise galleys, those people found good careers as programmers. Today's awareness of autism is a good thing.

I've had some tests (IQ, Autism, Empathy, Personality inventory) the last few weeks with specialist and had to answer a lot of questions similar to what you guys linked.

>tfw gona "discuss" the results with clinical psychologist this Saturday

I'm pretty sure I have autism because I looked at the score when the specialist wasn't looking for a moment and I saw 90% on the autism test and 97% on the Empathy test. (Higher is worse)

>>128576758
Like playing playstation 1?

>>128576786

What does that mean? Will there be consequences in your country?

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>>128576910
best i can do is playstation 2

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>>128576786
nice, specialists in Romania dealing with Autism in Adults are very rare, but I'm doing my best to find an accredited doctor to take this further and find out once and for all

>>128571767
Beyond the stars

>>128576993
Worst that can happen is I get autism bux. Ive been NEET for 15 years (never worked)

>>128571767
>remember to answer honestly in all your responses or else it's for nothing
No shit you fucking autist

Scored 26/50

I don't have any friends or get in to very many social situations at all, so a lot of the questions I couldn't really accurately respond to.

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>>128571767

I think those tests are bullshit

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>>128577514
gee, thanks

>>128577527
if you go to a doctor and score 26, he will take it further

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>>128577546
ok, now that you scored so high, take the other 2 tests, and if you get similar results, it might be time to visit a doctor and make sure

>>128577696

On the second one I scored 14. It seems like I'm just past the threshold or something.

>>128576786
97% empathy. Who. Are you a robot by now ? Do you value human life at all ? Sincerelly hope the specialist isn't gonna lock you in an institution anon.

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>>128571767
25, Meh guess i'm getting better cause i suffer from depression and anxiety (Diagnosed by a doctor)

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>>128577987
I guess you have nothing to worry about

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>>128578112
god speed anon, don't let the darkness take you

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>>128578114

not necessarily, it's similar to scoring a 26 on the first one

about to take the third one

>>128571767
Beyond the mist

>>128578006
The 3% I got was for animals only.

The 97% you see isn't as dramatic as you think it is, like, the questions were more so focused on how I function with other people, how I interact. Do I look at them in the face, do I care about what they have to say, stuff like that.

I already explained to them that I don't see myself as existing as a person, I'm more so like an observer of what people do.

To me I have no emotional response to stuff like terrorism, because I just see that as if it's like an event from WW2. I am very detached from day to day human emotions/feelings/thoughts.


I use to watch ant colonies when I was a kid and just watch them do stuff. Now as an adult I use the internet to power my ability to just observe humans and world events in the same exact way.

I don't have any negative or positive feelings towards people, there just isn't anything to feel at all.

I'll stop here because I'll go on forever.

>>128576318
>>128576341
VERY fast norwegian archiving at incredible hihg speed

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>>128578375
the specialists will have the final word if you want a legal answer

>>128571767
My score was 15

Personally, I do find it extremely easy to immerse myself into different types of daydreaming, whether I'm crossing the hindu kush with Alexander, Exploring pre-columbine America or thinking of what I'd do if I were president of my country.

Apart from that, I'm pretty normal. I have no problems talking to strangers, keeping a conversation alive or making myself part of the group, at least in appearances.

>>128577490

Autism bux? So it's an acknowledged handicap in a? Curiouser and curiouser!

>>128571767
Where once was life

>>128578840
Yes.

Although I'm 30, and been NEET for 15 years, so I don't think my case is "standard". My psychologist already said I'm an extreme case and recommended I apply for autism bux right now before the results even come in.

>>128571767
Across the sea

>>128579108
If you're aware of what's wrong with your social behavior why don't you just behave different?

scored 7, am i even allowed to post on /pol/?

>>128579108
Why don't you get a job? How bad is it?

>>128578112

I also deal with anxiety and am on meds for it.. Diazepam and an SSRI...

t. The guy who scored a 24

>>128578523
Fuck you sound like me

I got 27 in that test

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test #3 results

Have to get ready for work now, cheers OP. Gave me something to think about for a bit.

>>128579494

Social behavior requires a talent for it.

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I seem to be okay except for my extreme social retardation, but i don't think that's due to Autism specifically..

>>128580065
Your're welcome , have an easy day at work

>>128579622

Today, all jobs require "team work", "fitting in" and canine devotion to happy-talk, bullshit, corporate shilling. Not so easy if you lack the genes.

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>Your score was 33 out of a possible 50.
Scores in the 33-50 range indicate significant Austistic traits (Autism).

Cruel world.

I scored 26 on the first and 14 on the 2nd which means I'm just borderline autist. Fuck yea, I always wanted to be an official autist, thanks /pol/

I was stumped at the dates question for several minutes until it occurred to me that they don't mean the fruit.

Yet I scored only 17. Clearly a stupid test.

But yeah, in all seriousness, it's a bad test. Sperglords are often not self-aware enough to answer truthfully, so what's the point. Also, normal-ass people are prone to self-reflection and self-criticism and may get a higher spergscore than they should.

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>>128571767

>>128579657
i scored 87 im gettingonpension for neetbuxbut dontwant to take pills for depression.

>>128581189
RIP

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I feel a little better about myself

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What does this mean?

Also I feel like there's a lot of contradictory stuff, especially in social related questions.

For example, I find it easier to talk to many different people but I almost have to fake it, and I study them very carefully to know what they want from the interaction. At no point am I ever genuine. I suppose that would be borderline psychopathic? I just feel like I'm extremely self-aware and semi-manipulative.

Scored 36. Fuck.

>>128571767
>Your score was 29 out of a possible 50.
Do I have assburgers, /pol/?

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can i get autism bux if i get diagnosed by a doctor?

btw, guys, there is a cure for autism. today's news.

>>128571767
From the abyss

Scored 16
I probably shouldn't be on 4chan

Got 200 on the second test, what do I win?

>>128584040
>autism bucks
There's no such thing. That's just puppeted as a joke. I was just sent to a case worker who said my best bet would be to take the greeter job they found me at Walmart, and work with them to help budget my spending.

>>128589234
it's not under disability? so you're telling me normal minded obese people can get government assistance but me, a legit retard who takes care of his body, can't?

NEET uprising when?

>>128571767
Wife is a special ed teacher and guessed my score before I took the test. Borderline Aspbergers. In my case, everyone thinks I'm very intelligent but very unfriendly—when, in fact, I have no feelings regarding friends but truly love my family. The only clues I have that I may be on the spectrum is that I do catch myself doing and saying repetitive things—turning door knobs three times or repeating a phrase over and over until my wife or kids tell me to shut up. That's when I'm home or in a comfy setting. In public I automatically tone it down.

>>128591421
>That's when I'm home or in a comfy setting. In public I automatically tone it down.
Same here

>>128590276

Ideally, your family would take care of you and the same goes for all retards. Unfortunately, most Americans are greedy, selfish cunts who "want to experience all life has to offer" and "discover themselves," so they let retarded family members fend for themselves. I agree with you, though, if the morbidly obese get free money from the government then so should retards.

>>128591421
Scored 30 on first test.

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>>128571767
>https://psychology-tools.com/autism-spectrum-quotient/
31/50
>https://psychcentral.com/quizzes/autism-quiz.htm
21/??
>http://www.aspietests.org/raads/
139.0

Also I tried the empathy quotient test and I've got pic related
How fucked am I?

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> /pol/ finds out most of its users are on the spectrum (for the umpteenth time)

STOP THE PRESSES!!!

I got an 8 in the 50 questions one btw.

>>128576341
>discrimination against gypsies
>bad

This only says Romania is based and you're a huge faggot.

Enjoy your multiethnic democracy and freedom to get blacked.

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>>128571767
I only got a 17. Am I a normee? Should I get out?

>>128571767
4 questions in, i already lost interest.

>>128573404

This is me.

We're on the edge brother, take the leap with me

>>128571767
I always joked that I'm autistic... Not anymore

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>>128593437
Forgit the pic rel.

Crap, I only scored a 16...I guess I'll have to stop joking about my autism all the never times I joke about it.

>>128571767
18

>15 on the autism test
>8 on the empahty test
Feels good to be full functional asshole

>>128571767
Got a 17 on the first test and a 13 on the second test, unfortunately I don't have any autism to weaponize.

>>128573404
I'm a 34. I just don't collect weird shit or have an affinity for dates, but I do see patterns in everything. Is that why so many of us can see the ties between Israel and ISIS and where the West is headed? I don't feel like that's autism, it seems so obvious.

>>128571767
got only 40, so I'm not as good as you

scored 49 i havent left my room for 3 years ask me anything

>>128596240
who do you live with
why

>>128596240
in my parents basement because im socially retarded

>>128596333
>in my parents basement because im socially retarded

> 10/50
> spend all my time on /pol/
> tfw I've been a normie all along

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Take it to /bant/

I knew as soon as I clicked the link the questions were going to be useless because they are not in context. Yes sometimes I do things by myself and sometimes I want to do other things with friends.

>>128571767
The storms are gathering

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>>128571767
>45 out of 50

>>128601210
don't worry, i'm pretty sure that's about an average score for a finn.

>>128571767
Scored a 7 so I guess I'm normal but a little nerdy.

I scored 8 but I am on 4chan how does that work? Sounds like a fake test to me.

>>128571767
The problem is that many of the questions are presumptive. For example I don't enjoy social chit chat and find it hard to relate to some people because the vast majority of people are morons whose interests and opinions are utterly inane.

>>128571767
>https://psychcentral.com/quizzes/autism-quiz.html

I got 10 on this one, says I have no symptoms of autismos.

No time now to take the long ones, but in general the only people here that have autism are Dominicans born in New York.

I got a 25 but I feel like I answered conservatively for some questions, because i felt like answering strongly would be blatantly autistic.

my real score is probably 30ish.

>>128571767
OP just realised /pol/ is full of bottom-of-the-drain autists screaming their autistic race obsession day after day.

You must be an elite level autist to realise this only now...

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>>128601356
>that's about an average score for a finn.
Hahahaha

I scored a 7 and then I went back to deliberately try and get a high score for a laugh and I still only got 42 and he got 45 for real hahaha. I literally couldn't be that autistic if I try'd hahaha.

Fins btfo.

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>>128571767
You can't bump your own thread

Have a bump my slow friend

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Scored 32 on the first test.

>>128573404
18 thank god

I do have confidence issues though

>>128571983
>>128571767
>my brother who has a different father
>Romania
checks out

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>Your score was 26 out of a possible 50.
>Scores in the 26-32 range indicate some Autistic traits (Aspergers Syndrome).
W-What does it mean?

>>128572081
I see what you're saying and on principle I agree. A lot of people who self diagnose do so for attention and sympathy. I hope you get better anon

>>128604514
My mother divorced my autistic father when I was 7, please don't bully me

>>128603135
yeah, I need sauce on that, other than the guy's deviantart

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>>128572081
>What does a sperge lord Jew do for fun ?
Count Shekels wait is there any difference between that and a normal Jew ?

>>128604541
dumb frogposter

>>128601765
>is it easy to get back to focusing on your extremely complicated and mentally intensive work after some shithead has interrupted your train of thought for the tenth time with his inane fucking blather that you would readily slit his throat to end but it would just lead to more screaming around the office and further inability to concentrate on your work?
>no, it's difficult to make progress at work when there are constant interruptions
>oh no that means you have autism
99% of "mental health professionals" should be burned alive

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>>128605988
Calm down and unrussle your autistic Jimmies it's ok I'm sure you just need to snort some adderall.

34. Tried to answer conservatively the next time I took it. Got 33. What's it like to be another person?
>as if I care

>>128606382
you antipodal hopnigger I will pull your eyes out of your head through your elbows

you probably think I can't do it but I promise you I will find a way and it will hurt

>>128571767

I hate people

33 / 50

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I wouldnt buy into anything a shrink says or writes, been on the same slippery slope CNN's been running down since that coke head Freud had slammed his first pinch of Peruvian flake