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aaaaaaaaaand its muslims

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Happy Ramadan!

>thank fuck he call 7 News instead of ABC or SBS, otherwise we never would have heard about it
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if only we had been less islamophobic
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>>128567295

he could have been a right wing extremist, you bigot.
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>>128567295
we have to learn to live with constant terror attacks. it's our fault.
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>>128567295
He was a right wing extremist. Reports are coming in that police have found a One Nation membership card in his wallet.
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>>128567295
HOW DO YOU KNOW HE'S A MUSLIM

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACIST!!!
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>>128567295
PART
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>>128567451
Please explain
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>>128567295
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> Really makes you think
> Really activates those almonds
> Really gets those neurons firing

What do you guys think he meant by this? Can any non-brainlets figure out this head-scratcher?
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>>128567295
Counter-terrorism could mean anything he could be a brainwashed white male who browses 4chan #notall/pol/users
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>>128567571
The call to Channel 7 was a hoax call. Reports are still sketchy, but it's clear that this was a right wing attack.
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>>128567635
Truly a riddle for the ages
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>>128567635
>Coles reported bumper sales on 5 June 2017
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>>128567560
AND
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>>128567635
>"This is for IS, this is for Al-Qaeda"
>motive unclear

???
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>>128567801
PARCEL
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>>128567801
PARCEL
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Hey Australicucks remember that? Pathetic cuckolds kill yourselves
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>>128567635
>Coles supermarket
Down down, get the fuck down!
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>>128567635
woolies btfo
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>>128567923
God he's a cunt.
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>>128567295
i got 2 videos of my phone of the incident from my car - whats best way to upload/convert? i tried converting to webm - but upload told me no sound allowed (a bit redundant in this vid circumstance)
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>>128567923
>german debt slaves calling anyone cuckold
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>>128567923
>this guy is going to be PM
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>>128567635
>gunmen is known
>men is known
>men is

>Terrorism related
>terrorism
>related
>no hyphen


Really nigs my nogs
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>>128568049
>manlet shorten
>pm

nah
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>>128567923
It never fails to amaze me how much of a wanker Shorten is
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>>128567942
kek
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>>128567986
streamable.com
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>>128567295
>was known to counter-terrorism officers

The fuck are these cunts doing? If a bomb mage is known to be a threat then why isn't he deported immediately?
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>>128567635

Sounds like your typical lone white guy with mental issues
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>>128568167
ty -

vid 1

https://streamable.com/lg4pu

Vid 2

https://streamable.com/06w65
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Really reboots the old computer box doesn't it?
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>>128568359
That's a lot of gunshots, OP.
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>>128567295

False flag to divert attention away from the imminent crash and burn of David Leyonhjelm on Q and A tonight
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>>128568262
>bomb mage
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>>128568262
Depending on who you listen to, surveilling a target requires between 24 and 60 officers/agents to maintain 24hr/day coverage. Multiply that by the amount of persons of interest in the country, then multiply *that* by the cost of hiring a police or ASIO or AFP surveillance officer/agent, then see how that compares to their budget.
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>>128568359
nice
you're going to get requests by journo niggers to be able to use those
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>>128567407
lol, ky u faggot
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>>128568359

Damn dude, nice stuff. Maybe send to a non-pozzed news site on fb too?
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>>128567295
so it's fine to kill during day light hours, just don't eat anything
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>>128568359
Shit eh.
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WHO COULD POSSIBLY DECODE THIS CRAZED LONE WOLF'S MOTIVES?
UNFORTUNATELY WE'LL NEVER TRUELY KNOW...
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>>128568359
Holy fuck cunt. The shots just kept going.

Cronulla 2.0 surely on the cards ay boys?
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>>128568578
Aww shit, edit it some goatse
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>>128568359
I'm not from /k/

anyone recognise the weapon being used?
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>>128567635
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>>128568359
i understand they need to take down the threat, but why sooo many shots? surely two or AT MAX three would get the job done. also it sends a bad message to our Muslim brothers and sisters. you don't see white dudes getting shot that many times.
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If all those people were ((((known))))) to the intelligence services, why the fuck don't they execute them on sight? Around here if it's proven that you have any affiliation with terrorists, you either have to hide in the woods (where eventually FSB finds you and kills you) or you'll get your house blown up by thermobaric RPG rounds without trial unless you surrender.
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>>128567295
Bump with Tone

He's not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need
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>>128567295
Ramadan

more like Runmedown get it
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>>128567635
>>128567879
>That moment when you realize /pol/'s ridiculous reducio ad absurdum memes have become a reality
I want off this timeline
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>>128569093

Semi-auto rifle (terrorist, I guess)
Police pistols
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>>128568359
Nice work anon
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>>128569115
our muslim 'brothers and sisters' can get fucked cunt, hopefully this does send and message and we can begin open season muslim bashing soon
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>>128568359
Good job you lad
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>>128568359
Nice one cunt
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>>128569093
Reckon it's probably a gun
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>>128569132
While they were known they were just regular muslims with beef against war in Iraq, once they killed someone they became ISIS members (not all muslims)
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>>128568088
Bible preaches peace. Crusaders werent the real christians
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>>128569356
damn made me think
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#PrayForMelbourne
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>>128567706

no source or archive link?
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>>128567295
Why has it become the latest police statement meme to say "the suspect was known to authorities"? Okay cool. Didn't do you much good.
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>>128569626
Makes it look like they're doing something
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>>128569556
wasn't an aussie cafe shot up last year or so?
where's that in that hashtag-list?
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>>128569163
RamaDAAAMN!!!!
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>>128567923
said Germany's eternal bitch
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>>128569860
im surprised that even made international news.

but yeah the lindt cafe seige was a thing but it was just some pathetic aussie-core muslim named mans
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>>128568355

don't forget he played violent videogames!
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>>128569860
With the Lindt cafe he only killed one or two people, like this one, so it doesn't 'count'
Just another lone wolf totally not terrorism
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>>128567295
>internet surveillance work gais
>disregarding the fact that we can barely keep up with the criminals, we have already on the list
>but we are totally capable of surveilling the entire population about their pornographic preferences and... ehm... the other stuff
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>>128569860
(((They))) managed to make it about "islamophobia", hence the #illridewithyou bullshit
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>>128569626
Presumably they think it justifies the surveillance state to the public.
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>>128570003
>>128570039
ok.
sheesh, poor muzzies have to really put in serious work to be added to the 24hours-news-cycle these days.
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>>128570114
Keep in mind in Melbourne they have to contend with rampant Somalian rapists and in Sydney Lebanese drug gangs
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>>128569115
You shoot till the target is dead. They have to get harder on these cunts as well. Police actually did a good job for a change.
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>>128567635
>islamic terrorists aren't islamic
>hate those guys
>patiently scratch "IS" on one bullet and "Al queda" on another
>call news station "this is for IS this is for Al-queda"
tragically misunderstood
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>>128567635
>This is for IS, this is for Al Qaeda
>police are still investigating whether this is terrorism related
Holy fucking shit balls, even a 3 year old knows this by now.
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>>128570736
It could be a shit caller calling in saying bullshit
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>"He never do anything, he just killed himself, he just destroy some cars”
Truly Australian terrorists are a force to be reckoned with.
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>>128568587

#notallmuslims
#islamisthereligionofpeace
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>>128570852
You just know they raped him to oblivion.
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>>128568359
Posting in a lelpix bread

Fucking upside down british criminals
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>>128567295
STRONGER GUN LAWS IN QLD AND THE REST OF AUSTRALIAN WHEN?

Can't wait for that gun cuck Leyonhejlm to get fucked up on QandA tonight when he has to try to explain why he wants more guns on the streets after a police officer was killed.
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>>128571340
>because a person of interest to counter terror police will be legally able to obtain a firearm under our draconian licensing system.
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>>128571262
TERROR

STOP

LISTS
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>>128567295
>was known to counter-terrorism police
THEN WHY IS HE IN THE COUNTRY?

Fucking sick of the weak gutless bullshit. If someone is linked to ISIS or whatever, get the them the fuck out.
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>>128571774
Well mate he was also a paedophile so we couldn't let him leave
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>>128567635
>This is for IS, this is for Alqeada"
>Police are investigating whether the incident is terrorism
HURRRRR
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>>128567295
>was a known terrorist
This is so fucking common now it's assumed.
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>>128571861
Good move. It would be wrong to put the children in another country at risk and the country you send him to probably has really harsh jails with torture and stuff happening there so it's probably for the best that we put our people at risk of being raped and murdered because we don't want to infringe his human rights.
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>>128571774
but he was born here hehe :^)
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>>128572043
So what? The ocean is still Australia, drop him off there and tell he can stay if makes it back to shore.
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>>128572118
But we're civilized we can't bow down to their levels and that would create more terrorism :^)
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>>128572043
The funny part is lefties think this actually defends islam, they don't realize it just means even the ones that're born there can't integrate enough not to be terrorists.
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>>128571960
Was he a fucking cardiac surgeon that they kept him around?
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>>128570736

Yelling random terrorist groups that have no affiliation could be a mental disorder.....
....as is religion
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>>128572279
He was just trying to perform keyhole surgery I can't believe these FUCKING Islamophobes can't understand!!

>>128572273
I completely agree, unfortunately liberal mental gymnastics are unparalleled
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>>128567923
That fucking Soros operative.
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>>128567295

look we dont know he was a muslim. stop jumping to conclusions. islam is the religion of peace, no true muslim would hurt an innocent person. cmon guys.
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>>128567295
These attacks and everything surrounding it, is staged.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he7phqD5vXI

Come on /pol/acks you should know better.
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>>128572660
#illsidewithyou
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>>128569093
2 shotgun blasts at the beginning from the police with the chorus of shots are handguns, probably 9mm or .40, and the 3 shots are a 9mm towards the police
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>>128567451
it took a while before ISIS claimed responsibility for the attack. It would be interesting if a real white supremacist group would just claim the next attack after it happened to see what the difference in response would be. my guess is they'd scramble jets within minutes.
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>>128572852
we did it for PEPE
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>>128567923
This is so bizarre, Islam apologism actually increases whenever there's a terror attack. The left controls the narrative to the point where Muslims killing westerners = we need to "unite to overcome [western] intolerance and hate"
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>>128570521
kek
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>>128572668
>muslims kill people
>staged
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>>128567635
>ordering people into coles
follow the money lads
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>>128574118

every fucking thing is staged to this people.

every fucking thread some cunt is calling shit staged.

i'm sure they believe the sun rising in the mornings is staged by our lizard overlords so the sheep keep sheeping.

though i know for a FACT the moon landing was staged. A FACT
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>>128574306
Mashallah!
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>>128574118
You are blinded by your own hatred and can no longer observe whats real or not.
Sad.
They laugh at you, how well you are letting yourself be played.
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>>128574630
t. stupid fucking sand nigger
we are not in the same boat
we are not on the same team
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>>128574306
Well bantered.
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>>128567295
I bet it was one of those Asian Shinto Monks again
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>>128574793
enjoy your soon to be global laws faggot
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>>128574909
>nwo is real
yeah and the sky is blue

doesnt mean islam isnt fucking cancer you dune coon
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>>128574481
Actually the sun rises each morning because otherwise the lizard people wouldn't be able to energise enough to maintain control over the population.
It's why you can't live in Antarctica and why America was so desperate to take over the Arctic
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>>128575002
Never said Islam didn't commit violence, I just said recent events have been staged in order to introduce new bs laws.
and because of faggots like you, its probably going to happen.
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>>128574909
jesus

won't be going back to the UK then
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>>128575106

you've made an outstanding argument and i agree 100 fucking %. FACT
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>>128574909
Github being blocked would actually be fuck8ng hilarious. The leftist tears.
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>>128574909
ill believe you when they implement this
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>>128567923
So progressive, so tolerant.
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>>128567635
In the distant future when new investigative techniques are invented we may learn why this happened.
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>>128567295
I don't recall any terrorist acts for Christian holidays....
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>>128574909
That's nightmarish. Source?
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>>128572967
Hey guys! A bunch of terrorists just mowed down and stabbed my people in the street! So instead of cracking down on immigration and border control.... let's regulate free speech on the internet!
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>https://streamable.com/06w65

MIRROR anyone ?!!

>>128574909

>>128575772
this is complete bollocks
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>>128567923
>>128568023
Out of curiosity, they may owe germany a great deal but how much have they actually paid them back, and how much do they actually do what germany tells them to. You call cucks but they don't seem to act like it.
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>>128567635
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>>128568359
That was quick. They've already been taken down.
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>>128575772
Draft Communications Data Bill
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draft_Communications_Data_Bill
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>>128567635
Clearly we didn't give enough money to the inner city schools because this is for is makes no sense.
Imagine being so oppressed that you have no recourse but to act out in this manner
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>>128569177
>/Pol/
Try ghoul "lick my butthole" Smith from TDS
Counter signal memes for fashy goys
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>>128576580
I don't see all of that list in this article.
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>>128574630
>can no longer observe whats real or not.
I don't want this to be real, give me one iota of proof and it will lighten my spirits higher then they have been in years
>Select all images with bridges
Very insensitive of you 4 Chan, very insensitive
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>>128567923
your country hasn't contributed anything meaningful in 2000 years, btfo, i fuck your women and their nona's here in melbourne
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>>128576868

That's a retarded name. A meme name has to be short and push an idea. They're smuggies
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>>128575152
its because of faggots like the mainstream plebs that didnt give two shits about any of the tramplings of civil liberties in the last decade from the mainstream as well as this community, not because of people like me that get angry at islamic invaders for being invaders dumbass

coming to /pol/ to rage at people that have been watching the world burn for decades KEK
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>>128570852
little rat looking gayboy
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>>128569400

"I did not come to bring peace but a sword"

-Jesus


You haven't actually read the Bible have you?
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>>128567295

Doesn't say anything about him being muslim, just counter-terrorism. Could've been a white christian male terrorist.
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>>128567942
Massively underrated!

Capping
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>>128567451
I like you
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>>128567923
you kill europe everyday from your weakness
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>>128568359
upload to liveleaks fucking dropkicks.
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It was a hostage situation - no evidence yet that it was terror related.

https://www.goybookcom/victoriapolice/posts/1564050180333779
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>>128577930
Out of context. The complete text references dividing families. Jesus is saying to reject your forefathers if they don't accept his (at the time radical) message.


"Do you suppose that I came to grant peace on earth? I tell you, no, but rather a sword; for from now on five members in one household will be divided, three against two and two against three. They will be divided, father against son and son against father, mother against daughter and daughter against mother, mother-in-law against daughter-in-law and daughter-in-law against mother-in-law...."
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>>128567365
This

We must double our tolerance
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>>128574909
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>>128574909
>cunt is taking advantage of a terror attack so that makes it a false flag
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>>128577602
He's pretty bad at naming but Ghoul did create them.
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>>128579109
>Calls media and tells them it's for Islamic State and Al Qaeda
>Not terror related
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>>128579899
The smuggie on the name debate is one of the best.
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>>128570852

I chalk this one up as a victory. Offed himself and failed to take anyone with him
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>>128567942
topjej
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>>128568587
Daily reminder that anyone who says "kys" instead of "an hero" is directly from Reddit.
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>>128567365
Yes, the real victims here are the REAL muzzies.
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>>128567295

>mfw he made sure to phone the news channel to confirm, that yes, this WAS for Allah

Kek. The ABC must be fucking upset. They didn't even get to run a Not All Muslims article before the police killed him.

Also;

>Known to counter terrorism police

Errytime.
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>>128567451

lol.

I heard he demanded Mark Latham handle the negotiations, but they could only round up George Christensen and they couldn't organize a truck to transport him to the scene in time.
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>known to terror police
yup
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>>128567635

>I am a Muslim terrorist. I am conducting a terrorist attack to promote Islam. I hate Australia, Australians and all non Muslims. This is why I am killing people. Because I am told to by the Quaran.

>"This week on Hack: We interview Raw Mgubu-Gatha Mohammed Solange, director of Islamic Australian Community Relations at Sydney University's Islamo-Anarcho-Marxist center who will help us understand what motivated this young man to carry out this unavoidable incident, and exactly how straight white males can stop causing these attacks"
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>>128567635

>Head to Coles

Woolworths and Aldi BTFO. Coles is Australias number one choice for Run, Hide and Tell in the instance of a terrorist attack.
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>>128567801

Actually - This is a gentle reprieve from the usual African attacks which are motivated simply by niggerdom.

Fuck Melbourne.
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>>128581295
Also don't forget to pick up some halal meat while ins tore to show solidarity that #NotallMuslims
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>>128567923

Hahhahahahahahaha

Based Bill. Never misses an opportunity to scare away normal Australians from ever voting for him.
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>>128581558
Aren't white countries headed toward a South Africa and Latin America paradigm where the rich are frequently kidnapped? The rich really haven't thought this Judeo plan through too well. Cuckery is really the only explanation.
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MUSLIM WAS ON PAROLE
>REVEALED: ISIS-inspired killer 'was on parole and known to counter-terrorism cops' when he murdered one man and took a woman hostage in Melbourne apartment before he was shot dead by police
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4572680/Explosion-Brighton-Melbourne-followed-arrest.html

HAPPY RAMADAN!
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>>128568359

Where'd they go?
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>>128571340
It may come as a shock but the people we don't want having guns, already have them. Dipshit.
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>>128582027
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What a heroic act. We have to escalate the resistance against Australians. It was a natural response to the injustice crime and proof that the جهاد isn't over. This is a natural response from Arabs to the ongoing Western aggression and its barbaric treatment of Arabic people. They simply want to avenge the deaths or murders of Muslims around the world by killing us. Let them. After all, we all want peaceful solutions through negotiations, not through war crimes by the aggressor.
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>>128569115

Dunno. Aussie cops don't get to shoot much, so when they do get a chance they like to go all out I guess. At least they didn't hit the hostages this time.
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>>128582027
I prefer to get my facts from the authorities rather than the Daily Hate Mail - it may well turn out to have an IS link but I'll wait for more information from the police before jumping to conclusions.
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>>128567407
unlikely
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>>128569360

Nah, in Australia 99% of these terrorists were already well known for being drug dealers and rapists too.
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>>128581186
Fuck I hate that shit
Took me so long to get people to listen to triple j because every afternoon leaving work that faggot would come on and they wouldn't play any music
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>>128582027
>A senior law enforcement figure told the Herald Sun the gunman was on parole for a criminal offence and rated as a low-risk figure of interest to counter-terror authorities.
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/law-order/emergency-crews-responding-to-explosion-in-brighton/news-story/432d22f46235bc4f810581d6cd5965d7
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>>128571262

>Terror
>Stop
>Lists

She's dumb as a brick but you can't not love her.
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"It must be incredibly frustrating as an Islamic terrorist not to have your views and motives taken seriously by the societies you terrorize, even after you have explicitly and repeatedly stated them. Even worse, those on the regressive left, in their endless capacity for masochism and self-loathing, have attempted to shift blame inwardly on themselves, denying the terrorists even the satisfaction of claiming responsibility.
It's like a bad Monty Python sketch:
"We did this because our holy texts exhort us to to do it."
"No you didn't."
"Wait, what? Yes we did..."
"No, this has nothing to do with religion. You guys are just using religion as a front for social and geopolitical reasons."
"WHAT!? Did you even read our official statement? We give explicit Quranic justification. This is jihad, a holy crusade against pagans, blasphemers, and disbelievers."
"No, this is definitely not a Muslim thing. You guys are not true Muslims, and you defame a great religion by saying so."
"Huh!? Who are you to tell us we're not true Muslims!? Islam is literally at the core of everything we do, and we have implemented the truest most literal and honest interpretation of its founding texts. It is our very reason for being."
"Nope. We created you. We installed a social and economic system that alienates and disenfranchises you, and that's why you did this. We're sorry."
"What? Why are you apologizing? We just slaughtered you mercilessly in the streets. We targeted unwitting civilians - disenfranchisement doesn't even enter into it!"
"Listen, it's our fault. We don't blame you for feeling unwelcome and lashing out."
"Seriously, stop taking credit for this! We worked really hard to pull this off, and we're not going to let you take it away from us."
"No, we nourished your extremism. We accept full blame."
"OMG, how many people do we have to kill around here to finally get our message across?""
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>>128582281
Your loss, DM just steal from other sources and collate it in the best format. See >>128582410
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Ramadan more like RamAVan amirite
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>>128571340

I'm sure the fine young Islamist purchased his firearm legally from a licensed gun seller.
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>>128582223
Police can't shoot for shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DywCu2qmir4
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>>128572043

Actually, unlike Europe, all of our Muslim terrorists (thus far) have been literal refugees.
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>>128567295
Fuck I was hoping it was a disgruntled emu, curse my ornithophobia !
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>>128582615
Kek, the great granny massacre. She gunned down two (or three??) grannies in the background that day, missing the mad muslim knifeman at 5m range.
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>>128572268

Not throwing them in the ocean hasn't prevent terrorism so far...so....I mean, it's science.
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>>128574306
Top Aussie bantz
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>>128571340

Kill yourself, faggot.

Firearms and QLD go hand in hand.
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>>128582748
you ever tried shooting a moving target?
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>Police sent the bystanders to Coles
>Should have sent them to Safeway
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>>128581978

So far they mostly kidnap and carjack rich Chinese. So it's more funny than worrying.


So far.
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>>128582498
How many is a great question. Just enough to keep the economy running stable and my 401(k) safe and secure.
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>>128582911
The Muslim was moving in a straight line towards her. You can see the grannies drop in background way off line.
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>>128582281

He was on parole. Same as Lindt. So you'll be waiting a good 2 years before the police give you any information. Gotta protect those pensions.
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>>128582748
>>128582911
>>128583066
Checked. But here's the kicker. The one shooting was a FEMALE cop.
STOP IN THE NAME OF FEMINIS- I mean THE LAW!!!
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>>128582911

Don't we have academies?

Or do you just show up and they give you a gun and a badge?
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>>128583221
It's still pretty hard to train someone to shoot a moving target, unless they start letting them shoot rabbits and shit and then PETA cunts would get all cry baby about it
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>>128583211
Yeah, a synthetic red dye hair dyke. Was pretty funny (because it wasn't my granny she shot.)
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>>128582615

>RAWWAAWAAAAAAAAAAA
>RRRWWAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH
>RRRWWAAAGGGHGHHGHGAGAAAA
>I'VE BEEN SHOOOOT

Jesus fucking christ Grandma, what don't you understand about PART AND FUCKING PARCEL
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THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyqVIQZfQMw

THREAD THEME
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>>128583221
>>128583264
She was a middle aged dyke cop. They only do range training occasionally. She probably did local desk/traffic work. Just happened to be first on the scene when duty called and grannies dropped.
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>>128581914
>#auspol
what did she mean by this?
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>>128583264

I don't think it's that hard. I've watched a bunch of Police """""""Murder"""""" videos, including Aussie ones, and they don't seem to miss a slowly moving target two meters in front of them.

Hell, those Brazilian Po Po's are single handed, from the hip, gunning down motherfuckers at a distance on motorcycles.

Granted, it's not like they even care if they hit anyone in the background. But still.
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>>128583473

BASED PAULINE
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>>128583502
most of the murder video's i've seen there aren't really any by standers around. It's easy for a few cops to let off a heap of rounds like that

granted the female cop probably sucked but I think lots of people think one shot head shot's in real life are easy
>>
Absolute silence in the American media about this attack.
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>>128583348
>>128583288
>>128583407
Let the grannies hit the floor.
Let the grannies (or muslims) hit the floor.
Let the grannies hit the floor.
Let the grannies hit the... FLOOOOOOOORRRRRRR!!!

Fuck I'm going to hell.
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>>128583473
You know that I know that she knows
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>>128583658

Maybe they should only let ladies have Tazers.

Anyway, how about an Australian police shooting general?

https://youtu.be/fUoy4LT0U0M
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>>128583691
Because a chimped out nigger taking someone hostage is a daily occurrence in your land.
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>>128581914
>Literally having an refugee asylum
LOL dumb dropkicks.
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>>128572494
>terrorist groups that have no affiliation

>Islamic State of Iraq traces its origins to Jama'at al-Tawhid wal-Jihad...Jama'at participated in the Iraqi insurgency (2003–11) following the 2003 invasion of Iraq by Western forces, and on 17 October 2004 al-Zarqawi had pledged allegiance to Osama bin Laden's al-Qaeda network.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_State_of_Iraq
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>>128583473
Australian politics.
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>>128583726
Channel 9 did a good breakdown video at the time showing each granny dropping in the background after each shot. Will try to find.
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>>128582748
Hopefully they weren't the based grannies.
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>>128583691

It's not a real attack. We have these things occasionally. Basically it's a Semi-Islamirection.

This guy was most likely just a typical A-rab drug dealer, probably knows he's going back to jail for some shit, throws a meth fueled hissy fit and decides to suicide by cop.

Most of our guys fighting in Syria/Iraq are what they call Ganster Jihadi's. Basically violent criminals who want some social cache/redemption and to get the fuck out of the country.

There's a famous one you see posted on /pol/ all the time where he has a bunch of heads on fence spikes behind him - He had to run to Syria to join ISIS because he had a contract on his life and his """"business"""" partner got shot in the face over a construction union dispute
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>>128583969
Apparently it is in yours now as well.
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>>128584139
I think this is it:
>Great Hornsby Granny Drop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuPn0ur-NA4
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>>128584206

Wasn't it Parramatta?

Straight outta Mumbai.
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>>128583873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTDcKcMSoiI
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>>128567295
time for a good old fashion fisting don't you think?

a special elite counter terrorism fisting unit whose purpose is to fist all known associates of this religion of peace dude and others like him

it will be an elite squad like junior fister, lead fister, major fister, etc

fisting of the religion of peace associates would be on live tv with commentary from ABC experts with weekly 'fist of the week' awards.

every year there is an award for 'the aussie fist' which is awarded to the fister which extracts most terrorist information and is deemed a national hero.

great way to extract information and something that i would sign up for
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>>128577930

Do you know who also quotes one verse out of context ?


>6And saith unto him, If thou be the Son of God, cast thyself down: for it is written, He shall give his angels charge concerning thee: and in their hands they shall bear thee up, lest at any time thou dash thy foot against a stone.

>7Jesus said unto him, It is written again, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God.
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>>128567635
It's obviously a Christian who hates blacks
>>
https://youtu.be/lCGQ6Vl9OMM

Braaaaap
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>>128567407
stfu
its nothing but muzzies doing the killing. you get one random right winger once every few years and you snow flakes jump on it. fuck you.
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>>128584383
Female cop who dropped the grannies
The male cop wasted the haji after
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>>128579195
Yeah you keep doing that.

We strayans are naturally racist and bigoted so you better check your privilege.
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>>128584926
Humans are naturally racist and bigoted. We just haven't got the poz yet.
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>>128583962
You would get tazed for being a fucking white male
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>>128584822

#notallmuslims

you dont know it was a muslim. it could have been anyone, could have been a buddhist.
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>Less Pokemon GO and more Pokemon GO Back we're FULL
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>>128567635
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