God doesn't exis-

>>128566750
>God exists because turtles can breathe through butt.

>>128566838
If this isn't an example of intelligent design I don't know what is.

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>>128566929
Pic related is all the proof I need.
Much more convincing than ass-lungs.

God is just the recurring consciousness behind some of nature's more complicated decisions, maybe not "just" considering all the complicated decisions humans make, but a lot of.

If a turtle evolves gills in its butthole, I'm sure it had a positive reason to.

>>128566929
It absolutely is, turtles have some intelligence.

>>128566929
Yes, but of God is love then why didn't he give humans the same abilities?

Conclusion: God hates humans and wants us to drown.

I have gas exchange somewhere in my ass too.

>>128566750
>god put a fidget spinner inside a turtle

is god autistic?

>>128568109
that would explain a lot of things

>>128568109
No, he's just into scat. He wouldn't have created assholes if he didn't like shit

>>128567477
>Conclusion: God hates humans and wants us to drown.

Duh how else would they drown with the flood

>>128567029
so sad they sold out.
But I guess their beers haven't changed, yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE_PMOZ9bBo

>>128568297

with a biological system there needs to be a exhaust , its necessary to have a asshole

>>128568538
Plants don't have assholes.

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>>128566750
Meet God

>>128568800
The eye of Horus represents the pineal gland? Neat