Looking to adopt a religion. Any suggestions?

>>128565990
Scientology sounds right for you

>>128565990
Just be a scientific pantheist. Religions are for plebs.

>>128565990
Wicca

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>>128565990

There is only one true religion.

The Emperor protects.

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>>128565990
>>128566092
>>128566045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDEBz25lGdY

>>128565990
Hitler is your prophet, mein kampf is your bible, 4th reich is where you will

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>>128566277
Digits confirm the ttuth.

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>>128566279
>Christianity
Didn't you read the note? I'm white.

how about a rope you faggot

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>>128565990
Hinduism, Sikhism, Buddhism are best kind of religion.

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>>128566277

double 7's comfirm the truth.

All hail the God-Emperor.

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>>128566599
Sorry, I automatically discard the opinion of humanoids who shit on the street. I hope you understand.

>>128566778
Kek I completely understand you probably prefer marts.

>>128565990

iSlam bro. Get ahead of the game. Take you're greenpill.

>>128565990
why do you need to follow someone else's ideology? They are all just made up anyway.

Paying homage to a God that someone else made up is just cuckoldry and pathetic

>>128565990
Did you know that Mohammad has been described as white in several hadiths?
Did you know that one of his 99 nicknames was "the perfect human"?
Islam is also oddly focussed on space (the white man's final frontier).

Can't you see that it's a white supremacist religion?

>>128565990
The kingdom of heaven is within , you never needed man's version

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>>128567299
I'm lazy and hope someone else figured some shit out. I just get Jews and Packies trying to sell me bullshit desert stories. Where are all the white religions?

>>128567380
except that Arab supremacy has much more weight than white supremacy in Islam. That's why all the non-Arab muslim cultures tend to share many Arab customs. The Quran doesn't say shit about the Burka, that's all Arabs

>>128566599
Teach me Indian guy with numbers, what does Hinduism have to offer the broadly pantheistic post Christian people in the west?

>>128565990

islam or wicca.

>>128565990
Cao Dai. You get to worship Victor Hugo.

>>128567641
Just don't follow the Arab shit then.

Christianity is Not Jewish
http://pastebin.com/9cxmXPCB

Educate yourself, idiot.

>>128567572
only religion for white people is paganism. but since you're a lazy beta cuck, you're better off comiting suicide.

>>128565990
Climatology

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>>128567834

>islam

what

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>>128566418
what you think God the All powerful will do as your mind wants?

You should know who pic related is take a look how it fits together..

>>128567455
t. alcoholic

>>128567918
>God of the Jews
>God of Abraham (Father of the Jews)
>God of Israel
>shepherd to the lost sheep of Israel

>>128568076
He's an idiot atheist. He's not looking for a religion nor to know God.

>>128567918
>Christianity is Not Jewish
What does "INRI" stand for?

>>128565990
http://lawofone.info

it's not religion, but rather enlightenment and knowledge about creation

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>>128565990
>>128566418
Don't flatter yourself. Christians don't want faggots like you

>>128568124
>I can't read
This might have something to do with why you're so stupid. You should attempt to replace your presumptuousness with actual knowledge -- it would be less embarrassing for you.

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>>128565990
Mormonism

>>128567572
>where are all the white religions
white people stopped believing in religion ages ago. People really only stay part of their religion for the sense of community it provides.
We now like to look at science rather than making up bullshit stories that have no evidence to support them.
Since no conclusive evidence has sprung up to teach us of a divine beginning, it makes no sense to create a new religion until we have a legitimate basis for one.

>hope someone else figures some shit out
assuming there is something to figure out in the first place.
Why not just enjoy your life? Why would you want to spend your life doing what someone else wants you to do?

>>128565990
Cosmotheism or one of the many types if paganism if you need to.

Or why not blend those with Christianity to purge the Jew think from it?

>>128566418
even though i'm not catholic or particularly religious, the words of christ contain great wisdom

>>128568230
everything i typed is true

>BUT NOT THE SAME JEWS!

it's a Jewish religion, no matter how you look at it

nothing will ever change that

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>>128568208
We all know what Christians want.

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>>128565990
>>128568207

kemetism is the ultimate redpill

>>128568320
How do you purge the jew think from something inherently jewish? That's like asking for dry water.

>>128568293
>white people stopped believing in religion ages ago. People really only stay part of their religion for the sense of community it provides.

If they don't believe in religion and only stay because of "community" then why are there missionaries?

>>128567912
>just don't follow the Arab shit
The Quran is written in Arabic Genius. Even if you just want to read their book you have to learn their language or make do with shitty translations that don't even make sense.
Judaism is the Jews version of the Abrahamic religion. Christianity is the European version of the same Jew lies and Islam is the Arab version

>>128565990
come home white man.

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Come to Japan for spiritual growth.

Unlike many foreigners, Japanese people are not so strict about religious "identification". Instead, we practice a combination of Shinto, Buddhism, and Confucianism (the latter two are more like philosophical studies).

To be Shinto is to basically participate in rituals and to stay clean and pure.

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>>128568349
If I wanted wisdom I would go to a nursing home. I want spiritual powers and what not.

>>128565990
orthodox christian. we accept white people, i am white

>>128568625
>Christianity is the European version
Ave M'aria praise rabbi Jeshua allelujah amen

>>128568358
Christianity sought to reform judaism. The origins of a religion are different from the actual beliefs.

>>128568777
Ah yes, the rejection of tradition and betraying your nation sure are values that we would profit from in our current environment.

>>128568714
its better for power to be balanced by wisdom

>>128565990
you don't adopt a religion god fucking damn it. the whole concept itself dictates that you can pick and choose from a set of options depending on what you prefer.

that's not how religion/spirituality/self insight whatever you want to call it or life for that matter works.

>>128568349
You realize that if Jesus isn't god he's a raving lunatic claiming to be god. how could someone like that be "wise" you tard?

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>>128568715
>orthodox christian
>i am white
Pick one

LaVayen satanism.

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>>128565990
So looks like you're not looking for Truth, just a religion to LARP.
In that case, Zoroastrianism is for you.
The true religion of Fire and Aryanism, unlike those norse-pagan baby-fuckers.

>>128568866
reformation is different from betrayal. it was the supposed succeeding of the original promise of a messiah to the jews.

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>>128568952
Sorry, I can't take advice from a man who wears a leather jacket without a shirt underneath. Kinda weirds me out.

>>128568891
He was aware that the creator is within all humans and that all humans are within the creator.

All is one and one is all.so he was not wrong. and the same time it's true that he was spirit like we all are spirit. his nature is not so much unlike us.

>>128569020
>reformation is different from betrayal.
What kind of semitic semantic shit is that?

>>128568952
nah, straight up satanism. euronymous level satanism (slaves to Satan)

anyone has only ever enjoyed religion from the position of slave, obedient to master. there's nothing more rewarding

>>128565990
Shintó sounds breddy gud
>>128568704
Fucking this, can actually people outside of Japan practice Shintó believes?

>>128568230
Matthew 15:22
A Canaanite woman from that vicinity came to him, crying out, "Lord, Son of David, have mercy on me! My daughter is demon-possessed and suffering terribly.
15:23
Jesus did not answer a word. So his disciples came to him and urged him, "Send her away, for she keeps crying out after us."
15:24
He answered, "I was sent only to the lost sheep of Israel."
15:25
The woman came and knelt before him. "Lord, help me!" she said.
15:26
He replied, "It is not right to take the children's bread and toss it to the dogs."
15:27
"Yes it is, Lord," she said. "Even the dogs eat the crumbs that fall from their master's table."
15:28
Then Jesus said to her, "Woman, you have great faith! Your request is granted." And her daughter was healed at that moment.

>translation
Jesus was a dirty Jew who thought of the Goyim as nothing more than beasts, however if they were subservient to him then he would treat them as Humans.

>>128569098
He said nothing like that, have you read the bible? have you ever wondered why there are no verses that say that god is other people? He clearly says that he is god. what you're saying isn't the teachings if Jesus, it's the teachings of fucking star wars.

>>128569094

*denim vest

Fify

>>128565990
kill yourself

>>128569268
You haven't read the rest of the New Testament, have you.
The whole point of the Gospel is that the Old Alliance of God and the Jews is finished, and instead there is the New Alliance of God with everyone.

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start your own religion, come up with some crazy shit and see what happens

>>128569343
john 10:34
Jesus answered them, "Is it not written in your Law, 'I have said you are "gods"'?

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>>128569428
Why would I kill myself? I'm white..

>>128568603
to increase the size of their community duhh. If Christians truly believed everything in the Bible then evolution would not be accepted throughout Europe. Homosexuality would be outlawed and many other Christian values would be enforced.

People have enough sense now to realize Jesus didn't really turn water into wine. It was just a dirty Jew trick like the rest of his supposed miracles

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>>128565990

Believe in the Flying Spaghetti-monster like every sane Person.

>>128565990
Join Jordan Peterson's church.

It's a Christian sect but don't let that dissuade you.

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>>128565990
you know what to do

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Femdom is the only religion fit for the white man. you need to go find yourself a Goddess to worship

>>128569488
he's referencing Psalm 86

“I said, ‘You are “gods”;
you are all sons of the Most High.’
7 But you will die like mere mortals;
you will fall like every other ruler.”

he's saying that they shouldn't care about his claim to be god because everyone has technically been called god which is said in the verse directly before that one.

33 “We are not stoning you for any good work,” they replied, “but for blasphemy, because you, a mere man, claim to be God.”

There are other times when he directly says that he is god. I would explain but I need to drive my son to school.

>>128569485
Oh really? So Jesus just switches teams does he? Goes from team Jew to team everyone just like that. What a great leader you have, at least you know you can trust him...

>>128570146
>it means what i want it to mean
>him saying he is god means he says others aren't even though said so in the verse i quoted

okay, good day

>>128569934

Becomnig even more Slave of a Woman? Go back into your Cuckshed Flemming

>>128565990
Gnostic Christianity.

all the other christians will hate you for it.

>>128565990
try atheism and cosmology

it's the modern secular religion and no more real than any of the rest.

>>128570146
>>128570348
and also
>believe me when i do the works of my father
>you will do the works of my father
>calls himself god aswell as others god
>calls god his aswell as others father

if "you will die like other mortals" was relevant to him, he would have included it in the quote aswell, instead he said you are all gods. that's because the whole verse wasn't relevant to him.

>>128569919
indeed he should.

he doesn't need to be told does he?

>>128565990
The true religion is the Pantheon if the ancient Greek or their Roman equivalent. Believing in them, taking example of their actions and stories and following their rituals will lead you to great wisdom and power.
This religion formed Europe and is till today visible in our civilization. Rome was able to form the greatest empire of all time which many later empire tried to mimic. It only fell once it discarded the religion it was founded on.

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>>128570363
A good Goddess will teach you diciplin and respect. She will reshape you into something useful.

>>128565990
dont dabble with things and just stay atheist, religious rituals are not good, they are not toys either you will not have a good time

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>>128565990

Greek/Roman mythology.


As useless and false as the rest of religions but hey this one has dank statues and carries a real european feel.

If you ever visit greek and roman architecture you'd feel that calm and harmony that you can only get in the most beautiful natural places.

This state of mind was ripped from our people by disgusting semitic religions and morals.

Their morals come from living in a scorching desert, we come from a chilly and humid forest, from wich you can see the stars, and their light reflecting on the snow on top of the mountains.

>>128570456
This. Gnosticism masterrace.

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>>128570456
Gnosticism in general, but being from a Christian culture it makes sense to use that framework.

>>128565990
Try Vedas,make up your mind after that.

>>128565990
Taoism is the one true religion, maybe, idk

>>128565990
Taoism.

>>128571410
kek

this, deep.

>>128567572
well paganism is a white religion, but most of the knowledge about it was destroyed and almost everyone nowadays thinks of it as a joke

>>128567834
>wiccanism
thats a fucking meme religion made by some jew in the 1950's
>islam
wouldnt expect much else from a modern day european, also did you even read the op?

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>>128571289
the Gnostic gospels are what gave me the ability to understand the mythology behind every other religion.

the teachings of CHrist will give you mastery over space-time

>>128565990
The world around you is the only religion you need. Find solace in infinity: if the universe is truly infinite, there is no realm too outlandish; if it isn't infinite, it will eventually come to an end, but at least you got the chance to be a part of it. Whatever "it" may be.

Personally I think our brains contain much more than we can fathom. The graces of higher dimensions lie locked away inside our minds. Some people can project themselves through space using their dreamscape, others can project thenselves through time. The only reason we don't perceive events "less than an attosecond" is because our meatbag bodies lack the resources to fuel such abilities - like a godly computer with a 200w power supply. There is so much we have yet to unlock.

>>128568704
can you tell me some of the basic beliefs of shintoism?

>>128568952
the person who made that was a jew

>>128568745
Jesus wasn't a rabbi.

>>128572351
no, he was a character made up by some rabbi

>>128572068
teach me about space-time master jesus

>>128568714
>I want spiritual powers and what not.
Take drugs. Religions are just genetic strategies, there is nothing otherworldly about them, but their success in reproduction is explained in spiritual ways.

There are no spiritual powers, and the only way to believe that there are is to fuck up your brain in some way so that you cannot properly experience the world.

>>128572351
Mark 9:5
Stop lying to yourself, jew lover

>>128572490
Kaching!

>>128565990

OP, take this and post results

http://www.selectsmart.com/RELIGION/

>>128572574
you might want to look at the work of Rupert Sheldrake, he's done solid research that proves "psychic" communication exists between people and also between people and their pets.

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>>128565990
http://en.falundafa.org/

>>128573249
good philosophy

cult in practice.

>>128568124
it's much more deeper *for example ancient greeks believe in 12 gods of olympus and cristianity have 12 apostles (they keep this number)..many philosophers was developing the idea of one god also many gods resurrected in ancient greece and hanged in cross..its just a typical cheat of jews

>>128565990
write down the things you value and then compare it to what religions value. If no Religion shares your values, create a new one,.

>>128569169
>can actually people outside of Japan practice Shintó believes

believes are not bound to regions, who is supposed to stop you from practicing it