What happens when he returns?

Pigs will fly

>>128554705
The second coming. You fucking idiot.

>>128555069
Unnecessary hostility don't you think?

>>128555577
Ask a stupid question.

>>128554705
How do fictional characters "return?"

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>>128554705

He converts to Islam and sends you all to Hell. Party in Palestine until the end of time.

>>128556224
Of course a candian has those views lol

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>>128555577
>Unnecessary hostility don't you think?
faggot Jew worshiper going to cry?

Cry and maybe daddy will come home.

>>128554705
hes dead in the ground and his bones have probably turned to dust by now.

>>128554705
He has to go back.

>>128554705
jesus returns
>"What the FUCK is this ISLAM SHIT???"
>proceeds to rain meteors onto earth

>>128554705
The rapture followed by Gods wrath on the world.

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He will come down from the heavens with an army of angels and smite all those attacking his true chosen people (White people obviously). He will probably perform the largest shoah the world's ever seen with a revived Hitler by his side as one of his top commanding tacticians.

At that point, I expect nothing less than all the mongoloid/negroid hoards to begin rushing him because they won't be able to accept the fact that Jesus was a straight white Aryan male. Then, Jesus' angels will begin smiting them with this fire whips to the four corners of the earth while beginning to usher in a 1000 year stint of an all white world that will end up being perfect because of it.

> This is what will happen, and I can't wait.

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>>128554705
>What happens when he returns?
LGBTQ will be destroyed.KEK

>>128554705
He already has, we told him "fuck off, we're full".

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>>128554705
He will uncuck every cuckoldry, and then we'll all be cucked by him, but its ok because he knows what hes talking about.

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>>128554705
Revelation 1
7Behold, He is coming with the clouds, and every eye will see Him — even those who pierced Him. And all the tribes of the earth will mourn because of Him. So shall it be! Amen. 8“I am the Alpha and the Omega,” says the Lord God, who is and was and is to come—the Almighty
KJV 66 The Book Of Revelation Alexander Scourby with Ambient BGM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESVF9W_1qDM

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>>128556135

>>128554705
My guess is once he starts spreading a message of love and tolerance he'll get crucified for it same as last time. He was king of the Jews and got killed by Jews, it'll be Christians who nail him up this time

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>>128554705
Non-believers will perish in fire.

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>>128554705
The Great Crusade

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He will be beheaded by a true believer in Allah. Then every last Christcuck on earth will fall to his knees weeping, and then convert or die.

>>128554705
It's hell on Earth well before that.

>>128554705
Jews kill everyone.

>>128554705
>implying hes going to return
>implying he isn't evil and put Man on Earth to suffer

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>>128558944
>implying isa wont join the party killing the degenerate cucks and converting the christfags
Takbir :D:D

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>>128557607

see's christianity getting wiped out by

rational thinkers,
calls for evidence of non-existant miracles,
the rejection of bronze age desert tribe goat herder myths .

converts all muslims to Xtianity

these converts convert all non christian religions left over to christianity

christianity destroyed by rational thinkers, skeptics etc as in (1)

peace breaks out globally for ever

leaves for heaven - mission accomplished

He don't

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>>128558944
>implying anyone would convert to a shitty ideology that blatantly promotes crimes against all humanity that refuses to share the same idiocy

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>>128554705
He's dead, it's supposedly been 2000 years, get over it already.

>>128556564
A body can die no doubt, consciousness dying is always up for debate. Also what is the shroud of turin

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He is /the One/.

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>>128559065
what do you call what's going on right now?

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>>128560761
He needs to focus on a bio-weapon that only affects non- Whites. Give 7 days notice for people to leave the country.
The body clean up alone could create some temp jobs.

>>128561137
but uhhh can't people just wait until after the notice to return? besides that was really random

>>128554705
The Jedi reform

>>128554705
People here actually believe the supernatural element in religion?

It will be open season on kikes.

>were all fucked.

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>>128561384
it was a thread bump

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>>128561582
go back to tomb-bler

>>128556617
Underrated

>>128561462
Redpilled af

>>128554705

>posted from a time machine c. 50AD and every year since

He doesnt exist.

>>128557607
>He will come down from the heavens with an army of angels and smite all those attacking his true chosen people (White people obviously)

That was the plan. That's what the Jews who followed him expected him to do to the Romans. That's why he was a Messiah and that's why they followed him. Then after his death the story got mixed with Zoroastrian ideas about the end of the world and peddled to dumb goyim because he was a gud Jew who didnu nuffin.

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>>128556135
>>128556564
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>>128554705
He already has.

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>>128558512
>>128563398
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>>128557940

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>>128554705
We can finally confirm that he is black.

>>128557607
>top commanding tacticians
>not Rommel

>>128554705

Christians are narrow minded naive egoists. That's why every single one has believed he was "coming back" during their lifetime. Arrogance and stupidity hand-in-hand.

>>128564606
chicken wings miracles

>>128564355
55

>>128564732
>>128557940

>>128564822
22

>>128564888
888

>>128554705
He committed suicide by jew, he's not coming back. You don't actually believe the fairy tales glorifying him do you?

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GOOGLE "3 DAYS OF DARKNESS"

If you are a Catholic you need to be prepared NOW.

>>128554705

>unironically believing in skydaddy and skyson

Do people actually do this, or is it LARP?

There are lots of "catholics" here in Philippines, but its all about virtue signalling and gibsmedat. Few people believe literally in catholic mythology, and you would be hard pressed to find a single average pinoy on the street who could explain it, even vaguely, despite calling himself catholic.

Jesus Christ of Nazareth was a mortal man, and no different than any other religious prophet of the classic era. He preached against the government and was killed for speaking out against (((their))) staunch authoritarianism.

It wouldn't matter if he came back anyway, because nobody would listen to religious indoctrination en masse anymore.

>>128564732
nice burgerposting retard

>be a carpenter
>die by being nailed to a wooden cross

kek

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When He returns the earth will be burned away as with fire and that which remains will be made new.

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>>128565061
>Be a Pagan
>Live underground for 1,000 years until Jews weaken the dominant power structure at which point you slither out and start moaning about your beliefs

>>128565017

The difference is that he was (((one of them))) and the government in charge was occupying Romans.

It's just like our kikes today: demagogue the existing power structure as supremely evil and authoritarian while aspiring to set up your own true authoritarian tyranny, but one that's okay because it's run by Jews.

>>128565229
1v1 me in fucking dota you fucking fag

>>128565157

AKA a volcano, which also creates the "3 days of darkness" from ash.

These prophecies are all lame as shit, and would only impress literal peasants who did not have any worldly knowledge.

Most prophecies are similar to natural disasters, because they are guaranteed to happen eventually, thus giving the religious 'authority' a veneer of authenticity to the ignorant.

>wow they predicted this thing...! amazing, its all true

Repeat, forever. Oh and don't forget to tithe.

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>>128565396
The Atheist pressed Post and sat back, scratching his balls as he thought about how cool that last post was. "Sure showed that idiot" he muttered before switching tabs to anime bondage porn and stroking his half-erect penis for the 3rd time that day.

"Religion is so dumb" he muttered again, unable to stop thinking about it. "How can people be so blind and believe something like that?" The anime girl on the screen moaned and his penis twitched, and he soon forgot about how angry he was and focused on more important matters.

>>128565017
Well he was a little different. Not every political dissident gets glorified to the extent he was. I believe he was a cuck for committing suicide, but he went out in a blaze of glory teaching love. And I can respect that, even though I don't agree with it.

>>128556224
Leaf......

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>>128565531

I'd rather jerk off to anime girls, than to some dead kike and his shitty torture and shame cult.

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And then there will be peace, finally. Without mudslimes

>>128554705

2000+ year respawn for God mode is fucking lame. Hinduism's server has instant respawn.

I want to see him come back as Hitler just to scare everyone.
He's not real though so it'll never happen.