What would you title Hilldawg's new memoir?

>>128541820
https://twitter.com/USATODAY/status/870505298821238785

>>128541820

If I Did It

Penis Envy

>>128541820
Just Fuck My Shit Up: The Hillary Clinton Story

>>128541820
JUST

>>128541946
spbp

'Allegedly': The Hillary Clinton Story.

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>>128541820
COUGHING FIT PANTS OF SHIT

>>128541820
Madam President: How I learned to screw Bernie out of the nomination and beat Trump.

The Red Vag of Courage

>>128541820
All Because of a Fucking Gorilla

>>128541820
How to rig an election and still lose: For Dummies

This cigar tastes like vagina

>>128541946
Chuckled. Here's your (you)

>>128541820
Too Smart to Win

"I Don't Recall" "Too smart to win".

>>128541820
>how everyone ruined my chances to become president

>>128541820
>How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world

>>128541820
what difference does it make?

>>128541946
pretty good

It's my turn.

>>128542486
Kek you beat me to it anon

>>128541820
Why Can't We Just Drone Him?

>>128541820
The woman that ran (twice)

>>128541820
How I fucked an old man out of the DNC nomination and still fucked it up to a cheeto

>>128541946
Oh, (you)

Loser

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Just one long title.

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Too Smart to Win

Kiddie noodle soup for the Moloch soul

"Schlonged"

>>128541820
From QT Loli to Soulless Cunt: The Hillary Clinton Story

>>128541820

how losing is winning

>>128542229
So fiction then

>>128541820
If I did do it, here's how I did it

Close, But No Cigar: A Clinton Story

>>128541820
I Only Have Myself to Blame: How Hillary Clinton Fucked Over Her Presidential Campaigns

The Art of the Steal

Pokemon go to the autobiography

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>>128541820

>>128541820
What Difference Does It Make?

Spies,Lies, and plane crashes

>>128541820
Schlonged

My Struggle

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"Where's My Shoe?"

Did it all for the titties.

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>>128542971

I love a good Clinton cigar story

Love Trump's Hate

I have a great title

AAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Just shillin' in cedar rapids

Pay to play

>>128542918
I too listened to the Third Rail this week

Hillary Clinton vs. The Magic Frogs

"A tale of delusion and malice"

>>128541820
I TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR

>>128541820
"Why aren't I 50 pages ahead?"

But she's a cunt so she wont pick a title that good

My Vagina

>>128541820
I Ain't No Ways Tired

>>128541820
was going to say "losing: the new winning" but this cunt got there first:
>>128542880


also enjoy this : https://streamable.com/te2b8

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>>128541820
"Toes"

By the gods I would so go down on her. I hate myself more everyday.

Seventy Years of Sociopathy: a Memoir

>>128543357
AH AIN'T NO WAYS TARHD

I COMES TOO LONGS TO BE YOU CAN'T TARHD ME A SECOND TAHM!

>>128541820
It was my turn

>>128543426
what the fuck dude

Lizardman 4 Life

Mistress of Moloch

JUST
How I fucked my shit up

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>>128541820
Cut My Life Into Pieces: The Hillary Clinton Story

The Second Winner
It works with both the election and Bill's who-to-fuck list.

Lost to a Nigger and a Frog

>>128541820
9/11 Cinderella

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>>128543330
Kek

>>128541820
the glass floor

Denied food until the deadline
A ghost writers story of survival

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>>128541820
Id like to hear Hillary's rap album, recorded over the phone from inside prison. Call it HillDawg: Cradle2DaGrave.

>>128543426
seek help, she isn't even a good gilf

The Great Cunt of Qatar

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"How i got schlonged by a steak salesman"

>>128541820
Glass Ceiling - the story of how I hit it and got brain-damaged in the process

>>128542868
this

>>128541820
On the Campaign Trial

>>128541820
Confessions of a Political Assassin

The Rise and Fall of the Clintonian Empire

Screen cap this

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>>128541820
I Married That Cunt Decades Ago Because I Thought Being President Would Mean Something, And All I Got Was Super Aids From A Thai 3 Year Old On A Private Jet.

>t. a chinese board obsessed with some russian novel about a a child bride elected mecha hitler 2.0

>>128541946
I came here to say this.

To Kill A Panda

"Schlonged"

The bulletproof glass ceiling

>>128543337
A self-deprecating title would legit get so many more sales than whatever standard bullshit she decides on. She is so fucking arrogant and dumb that that's a virtual impossibility, though.

>>128544174
Of all the things Trump alleged I think this is the least true.

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Mein Kunt. Written in prison.

I Eat Pieces of Shit Like You for Lunch

>>128541820
I Would Have Done It If It Weren't For You Meddlin Frogs

>>128541820
Hillary Clinton: The story of a teenage Vampire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYCvQ5iH67A&t=134s

>>128541820
Nevertheless, she persisted

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She could title it :

I sucked the Jews' Dick as Much as the Other Presidents

https://youtu.be/wXsLtpk_G_w

>>128544319
You eat shit for lunch?

>>128543989
UNDERRATED ROAST^^^

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I'm waiting on the movie desu

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>>128541820
Hillary Clinton
My Story, it Depends.

>>128541820
1.5 billion down the drain

>>128541843
F

>>128543989
>not steak merchant

>>128541820
"Why weren't I fifty points ahead, you might ask?"

Madame Presididn't

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>>128544585
Sequel title?

Hey, do you guys think the normies know that Alex Jones is controlled opposition, and is helping to hide their lies in plain sight, yet?

I'll Get You and Your Little Dog Too

"They Forgot my Medication, Send Help"

>>128543426
Dude.

From Hell: the story of how Satan became woman

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before the election

>>128541820
>What would you title Hilldawg's new memoir?

"How to lose at everything"

>>128541946
This is good.

>>128544749
I like it :^)

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>>128541820
Plz vote for me again

>>128545041
BEN NO!

WHY AREN'T I FIFTY POINTS AHEAD!

Cough Wheeze Hack: Oh God, I Think I'm Dying

>>128541820
it was my turn

>>128544749
Kek

>>128545181
You have to get that Jewish vote.

>>128541820
"How I Put Myself In Prison For Life: The Untold Story Of Corruption, Murder, and Child Sex Trafficking" by Hillary Clinton

We came we saw he raped.

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>>128541820

>Today's Empires, Tomorrow's Ashes

Track 6: With Friends Like These Who The Fuck Needs Cointelpro

>>128544420
God Kissinger is such a disgusting toad of a human being. I still can't get over Clinton saying she gets advice from him during one of the many debates. Seems no matter who we elected of the two, we were getting a jewish puppet, it's so goddamn depressing in hindsight.

Third Time's the Charm: My Plan to Finally Put You Shitlords in a Re-education Camp where You Belong

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>>128542422
Monstrously underrated

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>>128541820
COUGHING FIT PANTS OF SHIT

"Like With a Cloth: How One Woman Was Wiped From Politics."

>>128545924
kek

>>128541820

Ramblings Of A Demented Hag- The Hillary Clinton Story

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>>128541820
Everyone's fault but mine

Pantsuit Pandemonium

>>128541820
Plausible Deniability

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>>128541820
Fear and loathing on the campaign trail

>>128545669

For sure.

Sorry for being so vulgar.

>>128542633
underrated

or "Email Management For Dummies"

>>128542918
kek

"What kind of idiot loses a billion dollars? The Hillary Clinton Story"

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>>128543426

>>128550038
>"What kind of idiot loses a billion dollars? The Hillary Clinton Story"

perfect.

>>128541820
SHALL NOT BE INDICTED

>>128541946
also good

>>128541820
"pants on shit, coughing fit"

>>128541820
What Difference Does it Make at this Point?

My Candidacy: Deleted just like my emails

Here Lies Hillary (Again), She Never Scored

>>128541820

Off With Their Heads

James and the Giant Impeachment: How One Woman Saw Her Dreams Turn Into Someone Else's Nightmare

Losers don't write History

>>128541820
America's Lost Winner
>Read the memoir of the would-be female president of the United States who was denied her deserved position, despite receiving the most votes.
Page 1:
>Donald Trump is a woman-hating, childish bigot who did not deserve the presidency.

>>128541820
Fuck Trump and fuck blue collar people.

>>128541820
Washing Your Hands With Blood

>>128554820
Remind me again who runs all the papers and universities?

>>128541820
Das Boot

>>128543426
Anon.. um.. what

>>128541820
The biggest loser

>>128541820
"Cerebral Pollsy: My Exciting Adventure in Politics"

Delete Your Account

Wiped with a Cloth

(Not) My Turn

Grabbed Me by the Pussy

Piracy: You Wouldn't Download an Election

The Deplorable Democracy

Married to a rapist yet still voted by the feminist

>>128541820
I Won The Popular Vote

>>128541946
Kek

>>128541820
At This Point What Difference Does it Make

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>>128542304
>>128542422
>>128542486
>>128542486
>>128542589
>>128542868
>>128542918
>>128543233
>>128543233
>>128543337
>>128544296
>>128547431

under buttered toast

Hillary and the Great Glass Ceiling

BLACKED: Hillary initial D-Trump

>>128541820
"Memes, for the mentally ill"

Webb Hubbell and Me.

This would be a good f-u to Bill, who fucked her campaign and life

"Nothing to Lose: The Last Campaign of Hillary Rodham Clinton"

>>128543153
under appreciated

But I poop from there and other political fuckery.

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>>128543426
What are you saying

Not Anyone's President

Mastering The Art of Spirit Cooking

>>128556919
kek

>>128541820
The Zionist Jew.

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>>128542832

Mai is too sexy not to get fucked in the ass.

My 9/11

Corruption, jews and losing my shoes

Tomorrow when the wars don't begin ;_;

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>>128559066
oops

>>128541820
Losing Bigly

>>128541820
>What would you title Hilldawg's new memoir?

How to lose an election ... when your aides insult demon god Molech with real chicken sacrifice.

The 50 Points That Never Came

>>128541820
Is everybody's fault but mine.

>>128541820
My turn and my turn again: Why the 2016 election was my turn.
t. hillardy glibdon

The shart heard around the world.

It's really interesting that Hillary has been a politician for about 3 decades, roughly the same amount of time Trump has been preparing to run for President. Did he glance at that witch for the 1st time and decided she can never be president?

Trump's Lies and the Power of Women

>>128541820
How I became the laughing stock of political failures

At Least I'm Not Bernie by Hillary Clinton, Presidential Candidate of 2016 and Winner of the Popular Vote

>>128541820
My Fight

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>>128544420

>>128544296
lol

>>128541820
Of Cunts and Cucks

>>128541820
>What would you title Hilldawg's new memoir?
tfw to smart too win

>>128542422
>>128542918
>>128543182
What's this cigar meme?

>>128541820
1. It Was My Turn
2. (something to do with Russia, I'm having writer's block)
3. Highway to Hell
4. Moloch, My Love
5. Death, Taxes, and Trump
6. How NOT to become the President of the United States
7. I Hate Poor People, and So Should You

>>128541946
This is the best one

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>>128560530
he raped an intern with a cigar

>>128541820

The Audacity of this Cunt

>>128558121
If it was me I would literally title it "Gas The Kikes, Race War Now: The story about why /pol/ is always right."

>>128541820
I'm a huge fucking loser.

>>128541946
uhhhhhh i dont get it

Rural and Suburban Retards

>>128560655
That's what OJ called his biography.

the implication being that Hillary murdered a bunch of people.

WE Were President.

>>128541820
Of Racist Frogs and Macedonian Fake News: Or How Everyone Lost Me The Election

>>128541820
My Struggle

>>128541820
Once a cuck, forever a loser.

The Lying, the Bitch and the War Crimes

>>128541820
how about Denial: A Woman's Story

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>>128541820
>Breaking the glass ceiling

Hillary Clinton and the Chamber of Secrets

My Stamina: And Other Short Stories

>>128541820
CP Time: A Love Story

>>128541820

10 Easy Steps to Assassinate a Wiki Leaker

>>128541820
loser

>>128560608
>raped

>>128561685
all intercourse is rape, shitlord

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>>128543426
what is wrong with you?
do you have a granny fetish? are you a cuck too?
this is disgusting.

The Hag In Orange Pajamas

fucking russians

>>128544102
this

Lolita

Great Expectations

Catch-22

>>128541820
"What Women Mean"

Don Trumixote

>>128541820
Huma 'n' Nature: A Politico-Erotic Journey

Hagtime

>>128541820
His name was Seth Rich

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>>128541820
Hillary Clinton: The doughty fight of American darling

>>128541820
I am a woman, hear me roar and give me shit because I am a woman

Dominoes on Pizza and Pasta

First Lady Cuckquean.

As I Lay Dying

Madam Resident

The Lord of The Electorates

A Handful of Cheeto Dust.

>>128547517
>pic
Is that muslim women photoshopped into that pic? Look at her shoes..

>>128541820
My opponent is a liar and can not be trusted.

>>128562681
Unironically, this - just framed a bit better.

>Pushing the Glass Ceiling
>Womans America
Something along these lines, just to block away her current shame, and indicate that it was the evil society being sexist again, which made her loose.

>>128541820
25 years and a wife

FIFFFFFF!!!

The Michigan Shrugged

>>128563176

Oops, meant

Michigan Shrugged

>>128563227

I know, i'm very witty :3

>>128541820
How to lose a billion dollars

How to Delete Everything and Still Get Away with It

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The Vagina Monologues.

>>128562738
As I Lie Dying

The Kuru

>relegated to the desk drawer of the patriarchy
>>how the second coming of jesus herself was snubbed, like so many before her, by out-of-touch old white men

watch it be some shit like that. just watch

ARFARFARF

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>>128541820
How I got Kuru

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzKgXcjn6H0

Fight Song: How I Lost An Election and Started A Resistance by Hillary Clinton

>>128541820
>How I won the 2016 presidential election.

>the do's and don'ts of emailing.

>>128541820
Schlonged

>>128560530
>What's this cigar meme?
must be 18 to post, anon

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>>128543426
>this post
>those replies
anon, for Christ's sake, seek help!

This is some /b/-tier autism

>>128564034

nice

>>128541820

The Biggest Loser

Meme War: A Memoir

>>128541820
Mrs Clinton or How I learned to stop being competent and love shitting the bed

>>128541820
"Umm.. No sweetie"

>>128541820
How I made a fool out of myself and continues to bitch about it.

"let's face facts,I am an unlikable daft cunt"

>>128541820
Stolen Victory: How It Wasn't My Fault

C.R.E.A.M.

>>128541820
Losers aren't Winners 2 : the Loseriest Loser

>>128541820
>STAIN ON THE SYSTEM and some on the rug

>>128541820
"Malfeasance."

Lies, deceit, arrogance & death:
The Hillary Clinton Story

>>128543426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l60MnDJklnM

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>>128541820
"1 Anon Has Shopped Cocks Into The My Mouth In Over 500 Of My Pictures" Btw....there is NO platform for your niggery here. Fucking "Hilldawg"? You can tell your either a nigger or bitch....or both.

>>128541820
COUGH: The Hillary Clinton Story

>>128543919
Underrated.

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BRAAAAAAAAAP, one Arkansas Blood Oyster at a time

>>128541820
What Difference Does it Make?

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>>128541820
This is the only acceptable title.

>>128541820
"My Only Regret: All the Pussy I Didn't Eat"

>>128541820
"How to Serve Children: a Cookbook"

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>>128541820
SCHLONGED

>>128570588
yes

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>>128570588

>>128541820
"Any Typos Are Russia's Fault"

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>>128570588
wrong meme kek

>>128541820
Its MY Turn

>>128541820
"I'm With Me"

>>128543330
>I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR
underrated

>>128560791
Thx

>>128541820
"Losing for Dummy's"

Hillary deleted & bleach bitch

>>128541820
Campaignopause

HERstory

Whore's gold

>>128541820
"From Triumph to getting Trumped"

Hillary clinton: a public servant, a private server

>>128541820
"The Art of Scissoring"

>>128543482
kek, I was about to add this.

>>128541820
Loser.

Soul Overcooked.

>>128544735
We know the answer to that one...
https://youtu.be/LjUOlELv7ck

>>128541820
"Where the Hell is Wisconsin?"

>>128541946
lel

>>128541820
Why I Failed: MUH RUSSIANS

>>128541820
Pizzacunt

>>128541820
"I've Grabbed Way More Pussy than Trump"