Brit/pol/ - Michael Putillo edition

>>128520909

>this is what yanks believe

>>>128532563
and my specific retort is that if house prices have increased in cost as a fraction of income by 6-8 times since the 1950s, it doesn't matter how (((cheap))) it is to buy your council house through right to buy, because all that did was get a load more suckers into the pyramid scheme that is UK real estate. The crackshacks you see going for £150k are the reality of this, and millennials either can't or won't get on the ladder at this low of a rung. it's time to build more houses, raise wages so people can afford to buy, and stop landlords from being such fucking parasites. Inheriting a couple of flats off your daddy through pure luck is not a legitimate reason to make £14k a year in profit.

RIP ARE ENN AITCH ESS
1948-2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw_x6vL2FTo [Embed]

F

>>128532923
>not Vladicheal Pourtutin
amateurs

>>128533048
Am i the only one who cant stand this "le praise kek" and sargon of akkad and just general yank shit

>people will still vote Conservative knowing that May only ever wanted an increased majority

She didn't even try to hide it, why did it work? Why is the British public so dense?

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Why didn't you listen?

>>128533366
The "praise kek" stuff in general got old like half a year ago. The kekistan shite is even worse, especially when I see it plastered all over Twatter. At this point I post solely in brit/pol/ just to avoid that type of cancer.

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internet regulation getting closer

>>128533366

Scrotum of mossad is shit tier anti-sjw garbage

>>128533486
muh brexit basically
people think merkel and macron will look at her HoC majority and think i better not fuck with her

>>128533366
yeah bud, you are definitely the only one.
p.s nice digits KeK! Shadilay brother!

>>128533771
ban youtube

Dont like Brexit

Dont like the Bankers Bonuses

Dont like Bigotry

>>128533994
>>>/leftypol/

>>128533771
>radicalised by youtube
oh fuck off

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>Safe Tory-Lib Dem seat
>Gonna vote Corbyn

>>128534097
gook elections were a while ago m8

When does the asian menace goes away lads?
It`s getting so tiresome.jpg

>>128534167
proxy vote

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have we been radicalised too lads?

>>128534363
sure thing ming lee

>>128534431
Fuck off Theresa

>>128534431
yeah

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>Co za noc!
>Jesteś tylko dla niej bujasz ją
>Będziesz mocno dmuchał aż do rana
>Potem cześć!
>A w myślach: "spadaj mała"

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>A teraz łapy w górę!
>Ti tabu dibu daj
>Publika dziś baluje
>Ti tabu dibu daj
>Bo tutaj nic nie boli
>Ti tabu dibu daj
>Się w tańcu nie pierdoli
>Ti tabu dibu daj

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/latenightdiscopolo/

>>128533213
But the budget has increased faster than inflation? I don't get this funding crisis bollocks. They just keep getting more money and it is never enough.

>>128533366
Brit/pol/ WAS the only bastion without this sort of shit, the last few days it seems to have lost its immunity however.

>>128534431
Yes, and you already made a suicide bomb attack, this is why you`re in the eternal foreplay with your virgins, it was never said you would take them to bed.

>tfw you're bored so all you do is fap to pass the time

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>>128533771
Another case of confidential notes being shown accidentally on purpose.

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>>128535254

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Okay so looking at it like this...

>Bullshit house prices / No house
>Few / no assets
>Universal shit pay
>No pay rises worth a damn
>No freedom of speech
>No corner of the internet to go to
>Mass censorship
>Right think / Political correctness gone rampant
>No parliamentary representation
>Politicians insist we're prosperous
>Capitalism ended years ago
>No sense of national identity
>No communities
>Abolishing of career ladders
>Everything becoming Uni based
>No how to start a family

>Great Britain
>Great in name
>Grand in history
>Shit in present
>Future without prospects

Where the fuck did everything go wrong and how on earth has this nation not come apart at the seams yet?

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>>128535397
>discussing politics at 4am

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>>128535254

>>128535397
Capitalism ended years ago? What do you mean?

>>128535397
It all went wrong with WW2. We're just a once proud nation that's rotting away in a ditch

>>128535509
Not every job is a 9-5 Mon-Fri
>>128535626
Monopolies formed, money hoarded, lobbying rampant, free market restricted to shit. I'm not opposed to legislation to protect certain aspects but the amount of tape is absurd. It's more just another notch in the life cycle of capitalism.

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WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU ATE A BURGER!!!!???

>>128536009
Which markets did you want to go into?

>>128535944
You mean WW1

>>128536207
That was a mistake too, but WW2 massively accelerated our demise and gave total control to the J*ws

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>>128536009
so capitalism never ended. it just took things to the next level
do yourself a favour and read this book

Why you still up?

>>128536343
It's not that it was a mistake, but that the truth about it was supressed so we never fully got to terms with the fact that our elites hate us and see us as utterly disposable.
We should have hung them from the lamposts in 1918.

>>128533771
>>128533903
>>128534090
I dunno, the comments on there are infuriating. It's about time YouTube went away and something better replaced it. Why not a British government controlled version that only focuses on tolerance and diversity?

>>128536201
In terms of investment. None. Property I suppose in aspect of wanting to own a house but I'm waiting for better financial conditions before venturing into that. In regards to the rest don't have the savings nor financial flexibility to enter markets in that sense.

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HOW TO STOP TERRORIST ATTACKS IN EUROPE:

GUARANTEED TO WORK NO BAMBOOZLE

EVERYTIME (((THEY))) DO AN ATTACK WE DROP THE COUNTER NARRATIVE OF ALLOWING PERSONAL GUN USE FOR SELF DEFENSE

EUROKEKS BTFO

MURICA /SMITH AND WESSON HAPPY

NO MORE TERRORISM

YOURE WELCOME

>>128536357
Cheers for the suggestion. Will grab a copy.

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>>128536628
Why can't these terrorists just slaughter the politicians, fuck back off home and then slaughter themselves

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>>128536502

>>128536732
I'm still not understanding this "free market restricted to shit" the only reason there are so few brands around is because they are either better or cheaper than the competitors. You can still enter these markets fine as a small business so long as you're not signing supplier contracts or anything too large too quick.
Property is a bitch but remember that Clinton era attempted to let everyone have houses by laxing up the banks investments and guaranteeing their debt on risky clients which got piled up together and sold in percentages to banks and you know the rest.

>>128536870
there's a pdf up somewhere. it's the definitive book on capitalism.

>>128536935
me and me gf were talking about it and we agreed terrorism is mostly bad because they're not killing the right people.
i would totally understand if an iraqi took out blair, he's got it coming.
leave the rest of us alone.
good morning to the boys and girls at gchq

>>128532923
Why does Theresa May keep wearing a larger chain with every new interview? Is she about to have Sadiq walk her around like a dog after the next bombing?

I've noticed that britpol tends to get a lot more blackpill-y during the night.

>>128537324
kids sleeping

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I've seen people are losing their minds that mummy is going to impose restrictions on the internet, but I'm out of the loop. Can someone give me a quick rundown on what she said?

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https://web.archive.org/web/20170605012642/http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/04/victims-london-terror-attack/

>Chrissy Archibald
>is a leaf
>from British Colombia, Canada
>"believed strongly that every person was to be valued and respected"
>used to work in a shelter for the homeless
>stabbed to death by mudslime

We know she had to be a big lefty. Lets see if she was one of those cucks like pic related that was inviting her muslim killers into the west.

>>128537579
Found this so far.

https://plus.google.com/115583250606700917550

>>128537267
>GF
Why lie?

>>128537579
>>128537728
am i the only one that thinks shitting on a just dead person for cheap points is kinda scummy?

>>128538039
okay you got me, it was me mam

>>128537440
They keep talking about online terror and the problems it tasks us with. They want to lax up governmental restrictions to look at peoples data during terror investigations (they got blue-balled by WhatsApp after the first London terror attack) but the loose wording in the manifesto means that they could have a mandate to do all sorts of Orwellian shit I.e. ban tor, darkweb access, regulate what people can and can't see, ban encryption is another one that is going around. I'm fairly certain the manifesto said that it should be as hard to see porn online as it is in real life. They have also had mps say this sorts of bollocks as well. (Whether or not they'll do this no one knows) In all honesty all of that stuff would be so hard to implement that that it would be very unlikely they'd do it and I personally think they just keep the charade about the internet up to pay lip service to pensioners.

>>128537440
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Investigatory_Powers_Act_2016

this is the tip of the iceberg

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>>128538529
I just hope they don't ban non-vpn access to here and sadpanda

>>128538219
>am i the only one that thinks shitting on a just dead person for cheap points is kinda scummy?

Nah you aren't.
Fucking yanks just have no sense of decency.

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ARE RUTH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFOoRAp5QtM

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>>128538529
>ban tor, darkweb access, regulate what people can and can't see, ban encryption
Right, but anyone under the age of 65 knows these things are impossible.

(((They))) are voting for May. That alone should tell you everything you want to know.

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>>128539249
>knee high socks

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I miss our stiff upper lip.

>>128539563
I miss your tight lips too mate.

>>128539249
That's why for the majority of it I think they're just paying lip service to pensioners. I would expect to see another expansion in the investigatory powers act though which is proper shit. But remember that all this stuff started from an independent article quoting an anonymous source from buzzfeed.

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World's still going to shit, how about a comfy nostalgic music sesh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM1RS_5IAiE

Start buying guns.

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>tfw a socialist PM would be tougher on religious extremism than a conservative

Vote Corbyn you fucking poofters.

>>128540548
I would but you have to have some police sperg come to your house and (((interview))) you.

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>>128540244
Okay, I'll just play by myself.
That's fine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH6TJU0qWoY

>>128537579
https://www.linkedin.com/in/chrissy-archibald-68304731

>>128540924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2rF4HcW5yk

>>128540244
>>128540924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJ9we6xDvWQ

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>>128541052
Thanks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ab1nJg4RKw0

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>>128540731

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>>128541172
Thanks to you too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIy3n2b7V9k

>>128540731
M8 were up to our necks in it now but with Corbyn we'd be six feet under.
>>128541210
You know that when he said this today, his original speech was to criticise our shoot to kill policy but then the terror attack happened and had to change it.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPtykRwyODg

>>128541427
why do politicians release speeches in advance?

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>>128541557
So that journalists can prepare questions in advance which they can then send to the politicians team, allowing them to prepare.

>>128541557
No clue. So press can hype up and buzz about what is expected to be said?

>>128532923
>Putin
>Putillo
Hilarious. If you don't know Spanish, they both basically mean "faggot". Little faggot, specifically.

>>128541557
>>128541692
Actually this seems more likely.

>>128541557
To see how the media reacts to it and adjust accordingly.

>>128541740
fuck off, Jose

>>128537579
Doesn't look like a traitor. A normie but not a traitor.
https://twitter.com/MissArchibald3

>>128540924
>>128540244
Neither of these songs are comfy. Great songs, but a bit sad desu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhCXAiNz9Jo

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Remember your first girlfriends lads and the good times when you were still bluepilled.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N-qO3sPMjc

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Why don't the security services just release the names and photos of the 23,000 suspected terrorists they are following?

>>128537138
It was bad use of phrase in an attempt to shorten and simplify it into a list of current discontent.

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>>128542196
Yeah, sorry about that, it's more the memories attached to the songs that make me feel happier than the lyrics themselves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yBnIUX0QAE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOTAZsDzkvI

>>128542381
We need a purge night

>>128542550
kek I bet they fucking hated that song after awhile

>>128542400
Fair one.

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>>128542550
>this song

>>128542550
Saw them live once, got dragged along. They were alright.

Everyone needs to watch this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx3hrpDCct8

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>>128542932
You forgot the vid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wO9woAUT494

>>128541885
No

[Translators note: "No" means "no"]

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>>128543156

>>128540761
Who cares, would you rather spend 20 minutes talking to a firearms officer or be unarmed?

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>>128543807
>criminal
You'll be right next to the last bastion of white folk one day, you should move to New Zealand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luwAMFcc2f8

Good morning boiz

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>>128543807

I'm going to let a friend of a friend suck my dick for money and a packet of lambert and butler. its not gay tho.......im a capatilist.

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>>128544198
>not gay
Whatever you need to tell yourself laddie.

>>128544304
its a commodity and currency transaction....sexuality has nothing to do with it

>>128542381
>just release the names and photos

why?
pakis all look the same, just brown shit.

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>>128544566
You can get a lass for £2 though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0gm5L0y4qw

Slept like five hours from midnight just woke up. Fuck it not perfect but better than being awake all night.

>>128545436
nice blog faggot

>>128545436
Where do I unsubscribe?

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>>128545436
>better than being awake all night
That's what I'm going for.
Have to babysit my 1.5 y/o niece tomorrow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65BV5dXXxzM

>>128545436

Sleeplets... when will they snooze?

Why is Portillo still famous if it's been 20 years since he was relevant?

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>>128544700
Mr Singh. What a guy.

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>>128545916
He's a 'based sikh'.

>>128532923
So is it true that you chaps are going to begin boycotting Muslim shops?

Good on ya. The faster you can get those towel heads shuttered the better.

>>128545594
>>128545684
It's like six in the morning, people can shitpost all they like.

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>>128545916
dumb frogposter

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>>128546273
What was that?

>>128546379
stupid frogposter

>>128545694
Sounds good, I was looking to maybe get some money babysitting the neighbours kids but apparently it's like a job for girls.

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>>128546708
>babysitting is a job for girls
You probably just look like a pedo.

>>128537278
going to need an answer on this one

>>128546911
Only pedos and cucks work with kids.

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>>128546932
Probably taking after the original mummy.

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>>128546566

Is Sadiq Khan related to Genghis Khan?

>>128547039
No

literal chain
One you would see on a nigger's pit bull

>>128547058
dumb frogposter

>>128546911
dumb frogposter

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>>128546974
Yes yes, let the women raise your kids!

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>>128547244
Start posting frogs.

>>128547204
Dunno tbqh.

>>128546911
I wouldn't mind having savile's bants desu.

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>mfw some shitter was being liberal around me

>>128547382
Go back and look at her in different press conferences throughout the month

maybe after Manchester then after the latest one

the chain keeps getting bigger
what did she mean by this

>>128534084
Why do they even call it pol?

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>>128547369

>>128547482
Or his connections.

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>>128549391

Police raid going on in Dagenham.

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> I know we have 3500 potential terrorists lurking in the country, and we still have helicopters flying over head, but can you cool it with the gory (effective) memes

https://twitter.com/metpoliceuk/status/871154135038652416

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>>128550154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpSIzx0Ta0Y
Who even makes these I wonder.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s67JD3bKW0U

its time to undertstand
this is a RIGHT WING
and EXTREMIST problem
we need to:
>crack down on internet
>harsher laws for right wing bigots
>more support for israel

> 21 remain in a critical condition in five London hospitals
how many will die you think?

>>128550475
the second one was leftypol i think
was pretty funny desu

>>128550534

Hop off the proxy Theresa

new masterbrew AND new granville, lads!

>>128550534
this.

this is literally not even muslims
fucking racist bigots can't wait to turn a tragedy into propaganda. We need to have safe zones for everyone of melanated descent
smdfh

>>128550911

>Drinking macrobrew swill posing as a craft beer

>>128550911
when will masterbrew stop making the same video

>>128550942
>>128550534
it's too early to expect any good (you)s to come from this

>>128550581
Fuck it, last two digits added together is number of deaths

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LINKS - £147 EDITION

>Implicit bias: Is everyone racist?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-40124781

>I saw this on the BBC and thought you should see it:

>The National Front member who fell in love with Calais Jungle migrant
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-40132396

>Sporting plan to boost boys in ballet
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40138653

>>128533194
Also replying to
>>128532563
have you not seen those obscene right-to-buy auctions? about people who had the cost of their house vastly subsidised selling them for upwards of a million quid? Right to buy was a shit policy idea for either party to be honest.

The reporter looked nervously into the camera,

"This is one of the largest bodies of Isis soldiers we have ever seen. Camped amid the ruin and derelict structure they are launching missile after missile at their enemy. This is violece on a level we have rarely seen....

Hang on....

....and they're on their feet and cheering, Bradford have scored the equaliser!"

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>>128551519
>The National Front member who fell in love with Calais Jungle migrant

>>128533486
>Why is the British public so dense?
What exactly are the options? either we take a chance on a reinforced may to achieve brexit whilst being a tard on internet or we take corbyn representing a body who have systematically destroyed this country more than any other group in our history. It's sad thatmy choices come down to this but Corbyn is a real vote for collapse yet the feel good propaganda is as with Tony blair swaying people irresponsibly towards promises that can not ever be achieved without causing major issues.

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Morning lads! How are you today?
Any plans?

>>128550358
I hope its not Dave from Dagenham

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>>128550475
The 2nd one is hilarious

>>128535066
>I don't get this funding crisis bollocks.
This country is currently in 1.5 trillion of debt and funding is rarely the actual issue, it's more the lack of efficiency and money disappearing down black holes along the way that's the problem. The NHS shouldn't get mroe funding instead a push towards more self responsibility for the lazy fat alcoholic smokers with diabetes who abuse the fuck out of it should be denied care and health tourism should be highly charged, the nhs question would be solved over night. The nanny state has bred a nation of dependent lazy scum desu.

>>128552251
I'm going to stop being racist, fuck a Calais Jungle migrant and learn ballet.

>>128536343
Doen't forget suez, the nail in the coffin for our empire. America destroyed us as was roosevelts intention.

>>128537440
>mummy is going to impose restrictions on the internet
I detest this notion greatly but at the same time i have no faith that our intelligence agencies can police shit, if you have to endlessly fund advertising convincing people of your policing abilities the reality is you're likely not capable at all and need the belief to act as a strong deterrent.

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>>128552061
>Any plans?
Probably sit and finish off these cans of Galahad, then move onto my bottle of Jim Beam and hopefully choke on my own vomit and die.

>>128552061
Gonna wank myself to death today

Larry spotted on bbc news lads

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>>128552061
Going to finish watching kingdom of heaven

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuDadcDpmP0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuDadcDpmP0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuDadcDpmP0

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>>128552671
>>128553035
Sounds nice.

>>128552061
gota work then drive to leatherhead to get the damage to van evaluated. Some old biddy t-boned me.

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I thought you faggots were memeing about dick bicycle
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/music/news/amp63550/ariana-grande-side-to-side-is-about-sex/
8 year olds listen to this shit and people still think we're not dead as a society. Fucking hilarious.

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>>128553539
Let's archive it
>http://cosmopolitan com/entertainment/music/news/amp63550/ariana-grande-side-to-side-is-about-sex
https://archive.is/sU1Ke

>>128553559
thanks that was a close one
almost gave them ad money

What's happening on gmb?

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>>128553559
>Let's archive it
What is your end game?

>>128553662

It's a bot, does it to most links.

>>128553659
I dunno Piers is on his high horse again

>>128553719
He often coherently replies.

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>>128552061

Going into work to try and forget about being told that my cancer has spread to my brain disqualifying me from a promising trial less than a month away! :D

>>128553850
>A Norwegian replying coherently

Next you'll tell me about a Canadian being reasonable!

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>my cancer has spread to my brain
;__; Any chance of you getting better?

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>>128554043
Are you retarded?

Brain cancer under any circumstances means you're pretty much fucked.

>>128553907
Assuming you're not LARPing that's real shitty.

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>>128553907
Holy shit. That sucks. Sorry anon.

>>128554043
Sorry to hear that. Do you have a bucketlist?

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>Brain cancer under any circumstances means you're pretty much fucked.
Are you a fucking doctor? Didn't think so.

>sponsored link pops up on my goybook about an article of worst place to live in Britain
>turns out it's Luton, a place filled with muslims
>first comments are literally that "White racists are the problem, not the muslims"
>white girls defending burka wearing (they thought a burka was a hijab, but virtue signallers never were smart)
>feel my anger raising, know it's all just pandering virtue signalling bullshit but I took the bait
>then I notice most of the posts are from last month
>look at the profile of one of the worst comments, they live in Manchester

Bet those peaceful muslims don't seem so great now, do they.

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>>128554731
Not me anon, its this anon>>128553907

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>>128553907
>>128554043
Use Ultra Sonic vibrations.

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focus on the resonant frequency of the cancer then pump it up and sweat out the cancer.

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theres plenty of cures and treatments they are just suppressed.

Vitamin C is pretty huge.

Same with Marijuana.

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>>128555027
>>128555093
>>128555187
https://youtu.be/1w0_kazbb_U

Susanna Reid looking a bit ropey this morning

>>128533048
I would gladly vote Labour if all of le based plebbit e-celebs killed themselves.

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>>128555382
you want to get rid of your brain cancer ?

https://youtu.be/1w0_kazbb_U

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>>128555526

Its not me, its this anon>>128553907

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>>128555621
Thats what you think but the Koch Brothers exported a fuck tonne of Formaldehyde to Britain.

So rates have increased geometrically.

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reporting in

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>>128555792
>tldr : I posted the cure to cancer.

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>all these frogposts
gee i wonder where the cancer is coming from

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>>128556017
>Australia thinks orange juice and weed will cure brain cancer

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kekd

>>128535275

Fucking Thick of It tier.

>>128556300
is there a version of this without the caption

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>>128552061

I'm going to sit around the fire because if I go outside I'll get stabbed by Achmed.

>>128555382
live link? im too lazy to turn on my television

>>128533194
build your own house. buy the land, get planning permission and build your own shack/mansion

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>>128556479

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so lads, i take it we are all going to vote jezza for PM yes? let's face it theresa is a fucking disgrace and jez is bringing the gibsmedats with his magic money tree. quite possibly the easiest choice of my life

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>>128556735
thanks

excellent meme

>>128556754

I'll probably vote for that scouser from UKIP forgot his name.

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>jez is bringing the gibsmedats with his magic money tree

>>128556754
nah tories are going to decrease my taxes. and i reaaaalllly fucking hate paying taxes so that is good.

bloody hippies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cn938tYoOvs

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>>128556291
I posted resonant frequency treatment with electronics to explode your cancers.

Orange Juice and Weed will only alleviate teh symptoms.

They are exploding all sorts of cancers even liuekimia with a plasma antennae and some methods mentioned in the video.

OJ and Weed was anecdotal and meant more as a jolly jockular joke.

Sure text makes it hard but I think it is safe to say there are positive results from it but not near the level of destroying liuekima cells.

>>128556754
If you aren't voting for UKIP you're a lost cause

>>128546974

Taught Archery for a summer to a bunch of teenagers 13-16

Was great banter desu, especially some of the older kids.

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>reports of gun fire and explosions

>>128556927
no UKIP running in my constituency

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>>128556902
>>128556973


Which is the emphasis It will probably be a little pricey in the early stages but my whole point is we in the actual scientific community are making major strides and climate change is no where on our agendas.

>>128556927
bait aside, as much as I want to vote ukip (((two party politics))) means that a vote for ukip is a vote for labour. if they stood a chance then i would be voting ukip

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while I can't exactly explain to you my main projects we have made a bit of headway in treating alzhiemers dementia and Multiple Sclerosis these breakthroughs should already be available.

One of the Projects I can mention because no one will believe me is the Longevity vaccine.

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>>128556902
I was teasing lad

>>128557035
To be fair, that's the problem I find myself in. Tories are a preferable alternative to labour, but I don't agree with the tories on a lot of issues and certainly don't trust them to do everything they say. Hence why I want to vote UKIP, but I'd also rather not have a commie government

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>>128556900

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>>128552034
to be fair "corbynomics" although a bit dicey could potentially work until it bankrupts us

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jun/05/london-bridge-attack-police-raid-two-more-properties-in-east-of-city

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>>128557363
Please archive. Thank you.

>https://theguardian com/uk-news/2017/jun/05/london-bridge-attack-police-raid-two-more-properties-in-east-of-city
https://archive.is/BIWC0

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>tfw no History of cancer in either side of my family
>tfw my Grandma has been smoking 40 a day all her life and nothing
>tfw Fiances family pretty much all has cancer by the age of 40

I would take the chance of cancer off her and give it to myself if I could. I never really thought you could love anyone enough to want to die for them. I was wrong I guess. The thought of her dying terrifies me far more than my own death.

>>128556902

I would even take this guys shitty fucking advice

>>128557363
Haha, I knew the Danish guy was not a bot

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>>128557160
o-oh o-ok Well in any case I have been working on some pretty crazy shit that I hope can help us through these tough times.

>>128557412
Fucks sake

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>>128557442
Its not my Advice its cancer researchers dork.

Sigma V level of proof it destroys cancer cells.

>Not the OJ or Weed but the experimental electronic treatment.

https://youtu.be/1w0_kazbb_U

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>>128557412

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>>128554332
that filename

>>128557565

Ah yea TEDx talks are really fucking reliable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yFhR1fKWG0&

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Can anyone well versed in Commonwealth and maritime tell me if I can operate a "deportation machine" I'll say its for the Queen's safety.

think it would be ok ?

>>128557687
It is important to check sources.
>was sort of Sam's whole topic....

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>Theresa May Urges Global Internet Regulation "To Deprive Terrorists Of 'Safe Spaces'"

>“We cannot allow this ideology the safe space it needs to breed, yet that is precisely what the internet, and the big companies that provide internet-based services provide.”

>"We need to work with allies, democratic governments to reach international agreements to regulate cyberspace to prevent the spread of extremist and terrorism planning,” May said. “And we need to do everything we can at home to reduce the risks of extremism online.”

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its pretty sweet just drive it at a crowd of people and it loads em up.

Where can I find that UKIP / Greens debate on iplayer? I search leaders debate and nothing comes up.

>>128558172
is this the one ?

http://www.bbc.com/news/av/uk-politics-30733375/greens-and-ukip-on-tv-leader-election-debates

The attack on Tory police cuts is now mainstream: we need Amber Rudd to come out and assure the public. TOries sent some randomer to defend them. Maybe Rudd is at her father's funeral.

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>>128558280
Or she's busy getting Kwasi'd

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>>128558280
Its just a token monarchy now isn't it ? How much power would you all say they have ?

It strikes me much the same as the Swedish Royals

Just sitting back doing fuck all and putting on silly hats and pretending to be normies.

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W E W

>>128558429
it must be the orb

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>>128558280
>people moan Tories implementing a police state
>people moan about Tories cutting police numbers
>pick one

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>tfw another attack on election day
>tfw election nat statistical autistm orgy is ruined by constant talking about terrorists

They better not.

>>128558280
>we need Amber Rudd to come out and assure the public
>we need

No, we don't. Stop blindly defending le based Tories when they're actually in the wrong.

>>128558604
What? What orb? There is no such thing as an orb. There is no orb. Have you seen an orb? I haven't seen anything, *yawn*. In fact I'm getting very tired right now. I think we should all go to sleep here.

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>>128532923

>>128558903
>one sided ear ring

>>128536869
You mean terrorists would have easier access to guns? Are that retarded?

>>128558666
The reason terror attacks are usually so infrequent (as in every few months in Europe) is because they help the right who are most likely to fight back. The reason they're so frequent now and just in this country is because they may actually help the left with Corbyn's muh police numbers argument to get him elected and import more of them.

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>>128559368
>insulting our greatest ally

>>128559545

Corbyn is seen as soft on terror and has very worrying links.

Tories benefit from this kind of thing always have always will.

>>128536869
>>128559368 This. We have gun crime, sure, but the reason it's not US levels of school shootings and terrorism is because we give the guns to people who are trained to use them. Is response time a factor in this case? Yes, but as we saw the other day from first call to terrorist death it was 8 fucking minutes.
As much as I love the idea of arming our citizens there are too many faggots wanting to kill other people out there, why make it easy for them?

>>128559650
They didn't benefit from Manchester.

>>128559702

Of course they did the debate turned to terrorism and now we have constant reports of Corbyn's links, his sudden u-turn on shoot to kill policy, the person introducing him at the campaign launch being on record as saying taliban suicide bombers are "freedom fighters".

Whenever people feel threatened they are most likely to choose the status quo, same with war time.

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I'm so torn lads. I want to vote Tories because they'll deliver the post possible Brexit that I(me, personally) want, yet at the same time I feel the labour surge creeping into the back of my mind.

>>128559886

What constituency do you live in?

>>128559865
People will choose the tories but it still makes them look like shit. You think being the party that allowed 3 terror attacks in a couple of months happen is going to be good for them?

>>128559865
Terror was one of the main talking points on both the Brexit vote and the US election. The status quo took a beating there. Also, for all the change in narrative, the polls have continued a similar trend. This could be yougov and survation using strange methodology though, I couldn't say for sure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEcMW6RmC_w

OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN

>>128540731
The guy who hosts active terrorist group, supports them and apologises for their actions?
Nope.

>>128560058
They did stop 5 attacks between Westminster and Manchester, to be fair. And 18(?) since 2013 to Westminster.

>>128560091

The trend being that 85% + of the 18-24 year olds are going to turn up and vote, which is just not happening and when applied on a constituency by constituency basis it turns out only 20 Tory seats are at risk even if this was to happen.

The trend is 8-12 point lead with the reliable pollsters.

>>128560058

Yet it's Khan who is getting more stick than the Tories as mayor of London. They didn't allow this to happen and if you think there would be less attacks just because it's a Labour government you've got another thing coming.

Sat in an office at London Bridge lads.

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>>128560310
Are you the anon that works at the sun?

>>128560305
We're talking about public opinion, not mine. Tories and Labour can all burn in a ditch for all I care I'm just pointing out May etc does not benefit from this

>>128560172
What would be the Arab version of oy vey ?

>>128560460
Nah, think they're the other side of the bridge, near Bank. My office is about two minutes away from Borough Market - I was there on Saturday night about 5 mins before the attack too. Lucky escape desu.

>>128560474

As explained to you she does, Tories are tough on crime / law and order, Labour are weak, listen to anyone on the news and they will tell you this benefits the Conservatives.

Even Owen Jones was begging people not to change how they vote.

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>>128560627
Oh you're the poof that lives in Vauxhall?! What do you do for a job? Do you work at Adelaide house?

>>128560460
>>128560813
Stop frogposting You fucking retard

>>128560813
I am most certainly NOT a homosexual, I swear on me life I didn't know about Vauxhall's reputation, honest. It's potentially doxxable so I won't say, but suffice to say it's a meme job in the private sector in the field of workplace consultancy.

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