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Shalom, my fellow Jews. Let's discuss Jew matters.
>Dad drags me to Passover services
>Synagogue is closed down for some reason, he finds another synagogue
>We go in
>Female rabbi
>Black female Jew
>Rabbi asks her to sing a slave song to create a link between Egyptian slaves and American slaves
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>>128531305
>Be 7 or some shit
>Birthday
>First of Erev
>Modern orthodox dad won't light my birthday candle because pesach
>Cry
Why does g-d want us to suffer?
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>>128531305
Did you mean shavuot?
Pesaj was more than 50 days ago.
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>>128533575
Only a tiny minority of Jews do that.
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>>128533746
proof
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LISTEN UP JEWS. AS A REPRESENTATIVE OF THE WHITE RACE, WE ARE WILLING TO FORGIVE YOU IF YOU RID ALL WHITE COUNTIES OF THE NON WHITE SCOURGE!
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>>128533746
#NotAllJews
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>>128534284
I have no real proof, but the fact is that many Jews don't even know about that. It's only done by some Orthodox.
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>>128533746
-Tiny minority
-Minority multiple people
-Acknowledging multiple people suck baby penis being OK.
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>>128531305
You fucking kronos worshiping, mongrel. Get the fuck out of here
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People always thought I was Jewish, so I have seen and heard things I would have not otherwise.
You're all kind of fucked in the head aren't you?
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לך חפש מי ינענע אותך
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>>128534988
There are basically two kinds of (American) Jews. I can't speak for Israel, though.
>Normal people who are incidentally Jewish, maybe a few wear keepahs
>Orthodox who sometimes can pass for normal if they feel like it
They usually don't interact with each other much outside of religious events.
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>>128535218
There are a few Hassidic enclaves as well.
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>>128531305
this is the kikes weakness. we must get the niggers to attack the kikes wombs. they can't run a bank if they can't get a job
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>be excited for Passover
>can't find a Christian child to sacrifice
>no blood matzo for us
anyone else know that feel?
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>>128535218
I used to get the Lubavitchers pestering me to take their pamphlets in the streets.
Also, the inbred mutants up in Kiryas Joel spawn some of the most bizarre looking chromosomal abominations I've ever seen in my life. They celebrate this, because more gibs from the state. (little three headed Avi gets SSDI from like day 1)
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>>128535769
Blood isn't kosher. Neither is human flesh.
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>>128536001
It is when it comes from a goyische child
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>>128535218
Every Jew I've met has been a lazy stoner type.
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>>128534617
>>128534617
>LISTEN UP JEWS. AS A REPRESENTATIVE OF THE WHITE RACE, WE ARE WILLING TO FORGIVE YOU IF YOU RID ALL WHITE COUNTIES OF THE NON WHITE SCOURGE!
Notice how they ignore you?
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>>128538469
Also Jews, during your next terrorist attack please kill Katie Perry.
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>>128531305
apologize
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>>128531305
how much goy blood do you fellow heebs drink during passover?
ive heard a gallon a day keeps the shoah away
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>>128538988
Haha and you rolled an 88 lol you're a wizard anon.
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