Becoming Christian

kill a muslim

>>128500822
Ask >>>/x/
Basically you need to go get lobotomized.

>>128500822

You start by not posting Christ chan. She is a form of idol worship and dilutes Christianity.

>>128500822
First step is to get baptised. So basically go to a church and tell them you're interested and they'll help you figure out what to do and whether or not it's really what you want.

>>128500822
Don't become a Catholic.

Also Non-denominational Christianity > any other Christian sect.

>>128501116
no shes lust

as if christianity is just about finding a virgin women

>>128500822
Repentance and accepting Christ as your lord.

>>128500925
/thread

File: Check NO.jpg (101KB, 534x460px) Image search: [Google]

101KB, 534x460px

>>128500822
Checked

This isn't Judaism Ausbro. All you have to do is believe in god.

prey 2 jeebus while a chill muslims dude beheads you in front of 8 gopros

>>128501116
But getting a pure Christian wife like Christ chan is the entire point of converting

>>128500822

Find an orthodox priest

>>128500822
1. Pray to God and ask Jesus to be in your heart.

2. Repent as a sinner and ask for forgiveness for all your sins you can remember, acknowledging Jesus died on the cross and rose again three days later as your savior

3. ???????

4. Profit!

>>128500822
Pick a demonization and go get instruction.

I recommend http://www.c4so.org

Good people.

Not chucked.

By throwing away your self-respect.

>>128500822
You dont.
You only want the meme bucks of being part of faith and have no actual intrest to take part in worship or morals.
I mean look how fucking tiny cross you have on your flag.

>>128500822
>read the gospel, and look at reputable online sources to understand the meaning
>go to a church
>ask pastor/priest about baptism
>he will go from there


and I get yet another bridge captcha... kek

>>128501455
check'd

>>128501534

Then you don't really want to be a christian. Christianity is about becoming closer to god.

File: Prot v Cath.jpg (598KB, 1862x948px) Image search: [Google]

598KB, 1862x948px

Join the Catholic Church. Look for an FSSP or SSPX do not join any old Catholic Church. Make sure it is LATIN MASS.

Protestantism gets you this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFv5ijz6s6A

File: 5747_OTAC RADIO.jpg (138KB, 973x752px) Image search: [Google]

138KB, 973x752px

>>128500822
Start by reading the book.

>>128500822
Read the book
Go to church
Become part of the community
???
Profit

File: 1486296734104.png (150KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

150KB, 500x500px

>>128501879
>tfw listening to Ancient Faith radio
Comfy as heck

File: Fake Christians.jpg (124KB, 626x777px) Image search: [Google]

124KB, 626x777px

Protestantism gets you this.

>>128501587

Pick a church and go get instruction.

I recommend http://www.c4so.org

Good people not cucked.

Learn how to pray. There are many books on this but not much instruction. You will have to read. Talk to God with your heart and your silent voice. Ask questions. Wait for the answers to show up in your life. When it happens you will remember the question and be awstruck.

Best of luck we are all counting on (((you))).

File: keys1.jpg (236KB, 800x533px) Image search: [Google]

236KB, 800x533px

Join the only true holy apostolic catholic church. Never trust the secular satanist protestants.

>>128502090
Forgot link

http://www.ancientfaith.com/radio

Perfect background music for pol posting

lobotomy

File: Christian Diaper Man.png (120KB, 1057x630px) Image search: [Google]

120KB, 1057x630px

With Protestantism you lose.

>>128502090
Also, don't be afraid to shop around churches. Even within a given sect of Christianity, each one is different. There's nothing wrong with larping within the tenants, but if it comes time to say whether or not you really believe, then you'd best not lie because God already knows what's in your heart.

File: IMG_1361.jpg (120KB, 709x595px) Image search: [Google]

120KB, 709x595px

>>128502229
God bless you brother.

File: tumblr_olz1d1HN7L1s2yc47o8_1280.jpg (2MB, 1170x1800px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1170x1800px

The Free Gift Of Salvation - Baptist Presentation On How To Be Saved
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fGxOCJCRpA


disregard catholics and "apostolic" its going to misguide you

by worshiping a jew

>>128502090
To be honest I wouldn't recommend joining any sect of Christianity.
If you comprehend the book you will notice that most of the so called followers have nothing to do with the scripture.

When you boil it all down modern Christianity is Hellenistic paganism with Assyrian / Babylonian symbolism.

Comprehend what is your body, your soul your spirit and you will be set on your path.

Good luck.

>>128503056
Thank you. I'd still like to go to Church to be with other worshipers and have the guidance of a priest. Is is considered acceptable to go to Church while technically not following that denomination?

Welllllll ..... what a loaded hook, so Ill bite..........

If you need instruction on how to be a moral person that helps others while at the same time, not putting yourself in any danger. What good is helping others if they come before you and your family. You know its like Amurica first....... all that crap in churches is crap. Being a good moral person is all that matters.

>>128503353
why do you want someone to think for you and determine your path?

>>128503353
There are often certain technical restrictions. Like if you go to a Roman Catholic church, then you're not supposed to take communion. But by and large all are welcome.

>>128501587
>1. Pray to God and ask Jesus to be in your heart etc etc
But first understand what it means otherwise it won't work. It isn't a freaking spell

You could save yourself time and just worship Rabbi's directly and thank them for the great Christianity

>>128503353
I'm sure that you'll be welcomed in any church. But I'd encourage you to try and find your own path.

Also I'd like to give you a heads up,
>There is no Biblical translation that is valid.
Most of the Bibles that we read are of the King James VERSION.

To comprehend certain passes you will have to check them out in the languages of preservation (Hebrew and Greek)

There are sites that can provide you with interlinear Bibles that can be helpful.

>>128500822
Believe Jesus died for your sins. What answer were you expecting?

>>128500822
Go to the nearest christian church and say you would like to convert to the Denomination that the church belongs to, protestant,catholic or orthodox. Then get baptized and believe in God, Jesus Christ and the Holy Spirit. Amen.

>>128500822
First step: Read the bible. Focus on the new Testament as it contains the teachings of Christ.

Second step: Look into denominations. Try looking at the ones near you in particular and work your way out. Look at their views and their outreach. Good church communities help their local communities. Avoid TV or mega churchs. A lot of them are shams for money.

Third step: Find a church in that denomination. If you can't find one close enough look into a different denomination. Contact the priest and ask about joining the faith. A good priest will try to help you along your faith journey. I have seen a church die within a few years because of a terrible priest. Make sure the priest is decent before committing to that church.

Fourth Step: Get baptised. This step will cement your entry into the faith.

Fifth Step: Actively engage your faith. Proclaim the good word. Embrace Jesus in your heart. Go to Church. Get closer to God. Faith is continual. You must continue engage your faith to continue being that faith.

I hope these tips help you. Glory to God.

>>128504486
> convert to the Denomination that the church belongs to
No, go based off what you believe not what's most convenient

File: Trilobite Triloboner.png (355KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

355KB, 600x600px

>Still no BBW porns of Christ-chan

Fucking whyyyyy

File: 581c08c1bfb5d8ad8249f5b93e12c2e372d5b6b849dd4b66bf687e1db9958d95.png (259KB, 400x763px) Image search: [Google]

259KB, 400x763px

>>128502564
this

Must watch Steven Anderson videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6grvdptpNxg

https://youtu.be/C3QCpp2J5M0
https://youtu.be/hycjHApNNOM
https://youtu.be/1qX9dn1l4d8
https://youtu.be/53BN9tTDoCw
https://youtu.be/_t8ETpf2LnM
https://youtu.be/vw-6ToEcirE
https://youtu.be/MzrVCdtJ1WQ
https://youtu.be/rEQbWM_kCM0
https://youtu.be/6ICTsqE4Fjs
https://youtu.be/DiqtFAKQHlk
https://youtu.be/I-vKLszXeEo

>>128504565
My church when I was growing up had the absolute best tag-team of priests. The pastor was this hardcore pre-Vatican2 guy who trained the alter boys to almost military precision, had an elaborate knack for pageantry, and laid things out like this is what's what and that's all there is to it.

The backup priest was this super cool guy who was all in to outreach and would hold the child-centric masses and stuff.

There's been better and worse since then, but that was an amazing combo. I've never seen the congregation as energized since.

File: 1495945204657.png (144KB, 1024x566px) Image search: [Google]

144KB, 1024x566px

>>128502109
Nice cherrypick faggot

Get down on yours knees and tell god you want to give your life to him, simple as. Then go to church every know and then and try your best to follow jesus' teachings but remeber no-one is perfect

>>128501215
^^^^^^this

>>128500822
Go to your local catholic/orthodox church and ask to join the church. They will baptise and confirm you. Voila

Well if you're going to a Protestant church(Lutheran/Methodist/Presbyterian etc.) you just have to show up. They'll have introductions where you talk to the people around you, and they'll have fliers where you can see upcoming church events. I guess Catholics might have more cult-like practices. Of course it seems like everyone on /pol/ is Catholic and hates Protestants.

File: 1496538522495.jpg (403KB, 1908x2000px) Image search: [Google]

403KB, 1908x2000px

>>128500822
JW.org

They're not perfect.
But they'll teach you the basics.

What's the difference between christianity and catholicism?

>>128508856
Interestingly, if you read or listen to an Orthodox service, they claim to follow one holy catholic and apostolic church as well, even though we don't call them "catholic" like we do Roman Catholics.

So to answer that you might as well start typing it into the internet to get into all kinds of historical details and debates about which sect has it exactly right. But basically "catholic" refers to any number of sects of "christianity" that meet a certain set of requirements believed to be more correct than others.

>decide to read Bible to broaden horizons
>full of insane shit to put Tolkien to shame
>leave

Revelation especially is a wild ride.

>>128500822
>read bible
>discount the accumulated knowledge of last 2000 years
>abandon any form of rational thought

there ya go

>>128509312
Exactly. Actually reading the Bible was what finally pushed me away from Christianity entirely. It's so full of bullshit and contradictions.

>>128510174
He asked how to become a Christian; not a protestant.

>>128501116
Is it really idol worship if you're not actually worshipping her and don't see her as deific in any sense?

File: tumblr_olv41ta3HA1s2yc47o4_1280.jpg (451KB, 1280x1280px) Image search: [Google]

451KB, 1280x1280px

>>128510315
And in them is fulfilled the prophecy of Esaias, which saith, By hearing ye shall hear, and shall not understand; and seeing ye shall see, and shall not perceive:
15For this people's heart is waxed gross, and their ears are dull of hearing, and their eyes they have closed; lest at any time they should see with their eyes, and hear with their ears, and should understand with their heart, and should be converted, and I should heal them.
16But blessed are your eyes, for they see: and your ears, for they hear.

...

When any one heareth the word of the kingdom, and understandeth it not, then cometh the wicked one, and catcheth away that which was sown in his heart. This is he which received seed by the way side.

File: dalai.jpg (426KB, 576x444px) Image search: [Google]

426KB, 576x444px

>>128510516
>he still has an imaginary friend

>>128501879
Even little Montenegro

>>128504959
English versions of the bible are pure pleb tier. You should at least know two languages or greek before interpreting the bible yourself. Every english translation I've seen sucks at least in one place.
If you don't have the luxury of learning more than one language, at the very least cross check with online versions of greek bible and individually look at the meaning of each word. You're still going to get a better idea of what the english version wants to say than judging just by the english version. Even better, find commentaries on each verse, they tend to get into what each word meant when it was written down (reminder the bible, as initially compiled was in koine greek; individual books of the bible were in aramaic, latin or again, koine greek).

If you don't do this you're just going to misunderstand the bible because as I've said, the translators either didn't do a good job, the original was hard to translate into a simple verse or the meaning of the words has changed in english over time.

File: IMG_0321.jpg (109KB, 750x1060px) Image search: [Google]

109KB, 750x1060px

>>128500822
It's not like the pagan religions. You have to truly except Jesus into your heart. Best of luck! I'm trying to become a Christian myself.

>>128511323
>Write a book full of nonsense.
>Also write that anyone who doesn't believe said nonsense is evil and wrong.

How do people fall for this?

>>128500822
>How do I become a Christian
Find a mirror & say 'jesus christ is my lord & saviour" three times whilst holding onto both ears & winking with alternate eyes in rapid succession.

>>128500822
Suspend all your critical faculties.

>>128511344
you can visit other realms. go on amazon and read robert peterson's "out of body experiences and how to have them". grow up and crack open a book nigger.

>>128512537
>"I'm delusional as fuck and I read a book about it once"

that's nice, anon

File: 1453520716410.jpg (182KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

182KB, 1920x1080px

>>128500925
lol

>>128501755
czech'd

>>128511502
Damn haven't read that book in a while

>>128512537
Peterson is such a fantastic person to listen to. He has some fascinating ideas

I'm looking to get closer to the image and ideas of God, but obviously not "be/act like God". Is there a wrong here? Am I wrong for doing this?

>>128516803
If I understand what you mean by that correctly, I don't think there's anything wrong with that at all. Even if you're not a believer, it's still a pretty darn good moral code and a mental exercise to see if you can find something better.

>>128500822
Ill always be forever alone because the only women worth having are Christian and i'm agnostic. I guess its only roasties for me

>not worshipping kek

>>128500822
Post #PrayForLondon on Facebook, then praise Muhammad and Islam for their peacefull ideas and pray to Allah.

Alternatively masturbate to the green weaboo girl

Either way start to defend Jews and support Isra*l against your own people.

File: image_0.jpg (20KB, 429x345px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 429x345px

>>128500822
>There is love in the red letters

3:16 - for God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that whosoever believeth in him shall not perish, but have everlasting life

Simply ask God into your life and soon you may be amazed by the synchronicities occuring frequently throughout the day

File: lock up your daughters.jpg (234KB, 851x1177px) Image search: [Google]

234KB, 851x1177px

>>128500822
>How do I become a Christian, /pol/?
believe in jesus
it's not difficult to do

File: tearywojak.jpg (26KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 400x400px

>>128500822
Is browsing 4chan a sin?

doing anything is a sin

>>128500822
Accept Christ into your heart

>>128500822
You're going to have to sustain some pretty serious brain damage, try a bullet to the forehead.

>>128500822
Study the esoteric doctrine of Christianity.

Ignore the Vatican mind controlled subhuman trash.

http://www.essene.com/GospelOfPeace/peace1.html

Read.

>>128522588
>The neckbeard thinks Christianity is retarded
If you keep posting like that, you're going to need a bigger fedora!

8 ch net /christian/
8 ch net /christian/
8 ch net /christian/
8 ch net /christian/

8 ch net /christian/
8 ch net /christian/
8 ch net /christian/
8 ch net /christian/

8 ch net /christian/
8 ch net /christian/
8 ch net /christian/
8 ch net /christian/

8 ch net /christian/
8 ch net /christian/
8 ch net /christian/
8 ch net /christian/

8 ch net /christian/
8 ch net /christian/
8 ch net /christian/
8 ch net /christian/

File: christkike studies.jpg (148KB, 2083x583px) Image search: [Google]

148KB, 2083x583px

>>128522720
>Study the esoteric doctrine of Christianity.
>Ignore the Vatican mind controlled subhuman trash.
>Read.

>>128501819
mfw japan, fucking japan, where christianity is mixed with every other fascet of religion because most of them have no concept of monotheism, has to explain to some westerner how his own religion works

File: Enoshima.Junko.full.2023713b.jpg (2MB, 2480x3508px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2480x3508px

>>128523987
>mfw random japanese guy explained christianity to a stupid christian in 16 words