23 October 2017

>>128486973
How do you know?
Wasn't something supposed to happen on 23 September?

>>128486973
You will likely be imprisoned for posting false scientific data

>>128486973
BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>128486973
whoever made that has something against san francisco and los angeles

>>128487313
Shieeeeeet.
>be italian sismologist
>earthquake 3.0 richter scale destroys a pot in some backwater mountain town
>forgot to predict it accurately months prior
>face 130 years in jail

>>128486973
You mean September 23rd right?

By October it'll be full scale Nuclear Winter.

>>128487254
It's just the yearly Yellowstone Is Gonna Blow (TM) thread.
Every year around this time some autist likes to spam it.

>>128487641
or they just wanted to include major population centers for more attention

>>128486973
>tfw I won't be hit

Feels good man.

>>128486973
we morrowind now

>>128487386
lel

Whats more likely

PlanetX or Yellowstone

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>>128486973
>posting the fake map

>>128487693
>>128486973
>be Italian intellectual
>forget about IDs

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So Ash is thicc ha?

>>128488253
>be american retard

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>>128486973

>>128488606
your actually retarded

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>>128488750
and like the last 5000 times nothing will happen.

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>>128486973
Fuck off you pizza shit

>>128488875
Holy shit your fucking stupid

>>128488875
>your

>sitting comfy as heck in south Miami

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Those posts under me...

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>>128488875
>your

Damn. Americans can not into english

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>>128487869
This
Google september 23rd Revelations. It's coming

>>128486973
>EXTRA THICK ASHIS
Gendy tried to warn us and we did nothing

>>128486973
Yellowstone explodes, USA in turmoil, and China will invade the States. Screencap this.

>>128489112
liberia wtf even is that
>what part of the Caribbean is it in?

>>128488143
That when PlanetX flies by the gravitational storm triggers Yellowstone as it did it in the past.

>>128488004

t. spic

>>128487313
It's on a spectrum.

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>>128486973

Ok, so someone is gonna binge on Taco Bell in northwestern Wyoming on October 23rd and the resulting flatulence fireball is gonna annihilate the entire country? Is that the gist of it?

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>>128487254
Why not both

>>128489386
>into english

Fucking Frenchies

>>128486973 boii I fuckin lof dem thicc ashes

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>>128489112
weird looking american flag?

>>128490106
>not getting the meme
fucking brits

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>>128490106
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/871455267849990144

Yawn, Wind Blows, Rain falls, and /pol/ predicts a happening.

>>128490106
well hello new friend

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>>128490224

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>>128489658
I am on a proxy btw :^)
äüö

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everyone keep calm

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>yellowstone will never erupt

>ass thiccness warning

>>128487936
Austin is not a major population center tho, less than a million people live there. It is the capitol but it's literally one of the most irrelevant cities in Texas.

>>128486973
STOP GETTING MY HOPES UP!!

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>>128486973
It's ok OP

>only white areas effected
>every shitskin epicenter is safe

How long have the Jews planned this?

>>128489658
west Africa

We need to sacrifice a virgin by throwing them into the volcano. Any volunteers?

>>128488004

Hidalgo County will never die

>>128489112
You do realize that if Yellowstone blows the US is going to stop feeding subsaharan Africa, right?

>>128486973

Why is it always October 23?

>>128494459

Yeah, well it's not going to blow, and if it does there is nothing you can fucking do about it. So, why don't you turn off your computer, go to the store and buy 5,000 more .22 rounds for the coming apocalypse!