Guys i think i am responsible for the Le Pen, Hofer and Geert

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cut off your dick

>>128440351
I won't fap during the German elections

>>128441273
doesn't matter anyway, at that time you can fap as much as you want.

AfD won't win shit, but hey the NSDAP didn't win their first election either.

same thing happened with me... not even lying. I should just stop fapping all together.

>>128442916
OP can't bump his own threads

>>128440116
Sizable if truthful

>>128443172
Sizable?

>>128440116
It's true, every orgasm transfers your mind into a parallel universe where things are worse off. If you masturbate too much your mother will die in her sleep and WW3 will happen, mind my words.

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>the future of the free world depends on an italian's nutbladder
Fuck this timeline

>>128440351
Came here to post this.

Society is built on personal sacrifice.

>>128440116
Dude, go to church and ask Padre Pio for intercession. Sooner than you know, you'll be leading a no-fap life.

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>>128445358
Feels good man

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But for realz, i'll stop masturbating those fucking days

Kek or God doesn't want me to do it

I'll sacrifice myself for the free world

bamp

>>128447051
Ok. I'll give you a bump. O holy masterbaiter, let me pray for your holyness during important events, where you will not touch your dick.

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>>128448533

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>implying juventus and le pen weren't doomed from the start

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>>128449899
Check'd

>>128450572
Praise kek

>>128444789
That sounds great

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>>128452112
Sorry Italy bro this thread is dead. Imma leave now. But don't forget to follow your duty.

>>128440116
So wait, does your dick touching determine whether bad shit happens in general, or only bad for you?
Example: you place a bet on the Toronto Fuckingleafs to win the Hockey Bowl. Would your flagellation make you lose that bet, even if it would be good for society at large?
Tl;dr maybe gamble more

>>128452926
Oh shit