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>>128435461

Arrest these chair throwing racists at once or we'll revoke your 'global city' status. I'm dead serious, cunts.

Someone ought to come up with a tool or instrument that allows a person to effectively defend themselves at range from an attacker. That would be much more efficient that using improvised objects.

>>128435767
like a gun?

>>128435461
Yeah but were they being racist?

>>128435461

Damn fuckin' racist bigots..
Throwing chairs at those peaceful muslims, only trying to practice their religion.

When will this violence against those innocent people stop?

>>128435857

No, those are dangerous and illegal in the Commonwealth. I was thinking maybe like... a rolled-up gym towel or something. But not an assault towel, maybe just an antique one used for hunting or as a curio.

>never felt more proud of my city

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>>128435461
Oh shit! The metro police need to hear about this update in weapon technology!

>STORE THAT STOOL
>PASS THAT GLASS TO THE TRASH
>SOMETHINGSOMETHING TAXI

SHOOT THE PAKIS REEEEE I HATE BROWN PEOPLE

>>128435461
Still dumb /pol/tards think the Brits were running scared
/pol/tards must be gassed

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Bin that chair, chap.

Metro police are seeking the public's help in identifying these hooligans that think this incident excuses their vandalism and anti-Islamic behavior.

Any that resist their slaughter face criminal fines and imprisonment.

>>128435461
smash the fuck out of them muzzie twats!

>>128435461
Haha 9mm BTFO.

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>>128437389
you should feel guilty about posting such far-right bullshit.

>>128435461
Postmark burning jet black

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>>128435767
What type of magical invention would that be?

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Yeah the guy who threw the bottles also said he saw a girl getting stabbed 10-15 times while she was screaming for help yet he did nothing.

Fucking coward too scared to go near them and actually help so he throws fucking water bottles.

>>128435461
welp, that's it.
say goodbye to your assault bar stools, bottles, glasses and chairs, Britbongs.

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>>128435461
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqauSd2oMYI

>>128435639
Hopefully a shitskin will attack someone u love,fuck wad idiot

>>128436103
Kek

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>>128436728
They were, police had to shoot the terrorists.

Guy was throwing bottles at them while he was stabbing a helpless girl, what a hero.

>>128435461
BAN ASSAULT CHAIRS

>>128435461
Brits need to wear chainmail going down the pub.

>>128435767
under appreciated banter

>>128437985
The guy running with his beer. Quintessential British.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHHAH THAT IS HONESTLY THE MOST KEKED TWEET I'VE EVER SEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>128438281

>>128435639
You ain't revoking shit Sheila, Oz is only the 3rd most relevant Anglo country

American version:
>Patrons shoot the terrorists
>Cab drivers shoot the terrorists and roll coal away
>Police shoot the terrorists
>EMTs shoot the terrorists
>Coroner shoot the terrorists

>>128437985
Who the fuck would leave their pint though

>>128435461
BAN ASSAULT CHAIRS

Wait, hang on. In a fight between a guy holding a chair, and a guy holding a knife, wouldn't the chair guy have the advantage? Sure, it's a bit unweildly, but it functions as both range advantage and a shield.

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>>128437985

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>>128435461
It would be typical, just typical for the British authorities to now indict the people who threw chairs and glasses for "disturbing the peace" or some other bullshit.

>>128438389
No reason to care. I fucking hate normies

>>128438430
you forgot that even nigs would likely shoot the terrorists and rob them

>>128437985
running from terrorists muslims is now the icon on of London

>>128435767
Slingshot you dumby

BIN THAT CHAIR

>>128435857
You solved the joke!

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>>128438559

>>128437985

>look at how brave this man is
>look at how he flees his homeland while the Jewish-funded, Jewish-supported Muslim invaders destroy his homeland before him

Don't worry, your country and people are dead but at least you're a symbol of hope (for Israel).

>>128435461
CHAIR LICENSE WHEN?

>>128435767
i hear the chinese have come up with something that allows you to propel objects at high speed. you ignite it and it explodes. they make fireworks with it apparently. i dont speak chinese but i think the technical name for it is "general tsos chicken"

>>128435857
Crossbows are legal in the U.K so just get those easily concealable crossbow pistols

>>128438632
fucking kek I love norm's sense of humor

>>128438430
Forgot part where non terrorist shooters hit bystanders and at a later date use gun to kill spouse

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>>128435461
>>128437985
British people are pathetic.

>never felt more proud of my city.

really because i'm fucking ashamed and embarrassed at how pathetic our country is.

>>128435461
>Inb4 patrons sued for damaging chairs

>>128435461

How raycis, what if they hurt one of the poor attackers?!?!?!

>>128435767
Whoa... Really... Makes... Me... Think...

>>128435461
So if someone pulled out their british hunting rifle and dropped those terrorists would they get arrested?

>>128435461
sons and daughters of the ancient, Celtic Britons. Push back where it matters, don't let your hate go to waste on everyday Muslims that doesn't matter, but go the way of The Druids and focus your anger, the way of The Picts when they held the Hen Ogledd.

.. know yourselves.

t. vikangz n shiat

>>128437860
Autism doesn't speak, it posts on 4chan.
(You)

>>128437773
rooty tooty point and shooty

>>128435639

Nice shitpost. I also agree with the opposite of what you said

>>128438106
Flag confirmed

>>128438693
>INVEST IN CRYPTOCURRENCY TO TOPPLE THESE THIEVES
>INVEST IN CRYPTOCURRENCY TO TOPPLE THESE THIEVES
>INVEST IN CRYPTOCURRENCY TO TOPPLE THESE THIEVES
>INVEST IN CRYPTOCURRENCY TO TOPPLE THESE THIEVES

>>128435767
Cletus bringing the bants to this thread. SPBP

>>128435461

Its all good while its just impotent chair throwing and inane sentiment. But something tells me that if this "fight back" was galvanized into something that would actually solve the situation (IE mass mobs violently removing kebab from society) he'd quickly go from being proud to shouting "RACIST! NAZI! BIGOT! XENOPHOBE!"

>>128437985
Only cucks would drop their beers during a terrorist attack.

>>128437269
Could they use a "needlegun" with flachetes there?

jackie chan would be proud.

>>128435767
Someone really should tell them this

>>128435461
imagine if even one of them had a gun

>>128438862
It would be illegal, but given the situation the police *might* look the other way.

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>post yfw police spend more time charging these people with racism charges than raiding terrorist homes

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>>128435461

>Noguns

Kek goyim never fail to entertain.

>>128438522

You underestimate the psychological impact. No one is really afraid of a chair, whereas a knife is terrifying.

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>>128435767
Like one of those bad boys?

>>128435461
Yeah and if they had gun they would have killed the fuckers and make potential jihadis from committing acts.
You aren't a martyr if you don't take infidels down with you.

>>128438768
You're pathetic. Pls KYS. Fucking shills need to go.

>>128435461
It's still crazy to think that the police ran AWAY from the terrorists too. Everyone keeps saying "just call the police" if you don't have a gun, but they run away too!

>>128435461
Britan should legalise the carrying of Blades and melee weapons again in inner london.

The Police don't do shit.

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>>128438909
You mean the flim flam finger bang?
The bim bom bigger bang?
The squeeze shplat strawberry sundae?

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>>128437985
Dude is so drunk of his arse, he has no single clue what's even going on.

>>128435767
Like a laser pointer?

You'd need a really strong one but they're all banned here and in the UK.

Perhabs a kind of flashlight that you could shine into the eyes of the man stabbing your wife to death to harass them.

>>128439377
Our normal police aren't armed either. Though if shit like this keeps happening, they may become so. Kind of worrying.

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BE FAIR! BIN THAT CHAIR!

DON'T BE AN ASS! SURRENDER THAT GLASS!

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>>128438654

Jew here, I'm laughing.

>Look at this brave goy running away
>At least it's the Jews' fault

You're all fucked.

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>>128437985

>>128439441
they'll just ban porn instead or do some other dumb unrelated shit

>>128435767
FIDGET SPINNERS!

>>128439441
>bin your knife
No chance they'd let the brits have a claymore hanging around.

Although that would be the best highlight of this century is someone manages to capture someone with a fuckhuge sword going full deus vult.

>>128439675
video capture I mean

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>>128439531
I thought most of your real police were already armed and that only the cuckpolice were unarmed still. Or is it still limited to swat-types?

>>128438705
kek

>>128437985
>leaving your pint unattended
that's how you get your drink spiked and get date raped you dumb nazi

>>128439211
yeah it's kinda hard to look at what's happening behind you while running away isn't it?
>wonder how many injuries or deaths are a direct result of your pussy bong cops running for their lives

>>128439831
No, it's still restricted to designated policemen. Some now have tazers, but again, not all of them.

>>128435767
>Someone ought to come up with a tool or instrument that allows a person to effectively defend themselves at range from an attacker.

I've been having dreams about something similar, but I'm not sure how to describe it, kind of pistoly with an aspect of bullety.

Something like that.

>>128439084
Exactly lol. If anyone takes any action or gives any suggestion on how to stop the fucking terror to begin with b4 it happened, they would be harshly criticized and demonized. So I guess remain content with the current laws and rules that allow while throwing some chairs around every few weeks....

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>>128435767
Automatic ham tossers

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>>128437813
I fucking hate the bastardization of the Arturian legends

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>>128435767

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>>128438106
>Brits need to wear chainmail going down the pub.

Fuck me, is that the time?

>>128435461
>they didn't let themselves get killed this time around

They were probably just too drunk.

enjoy your standing room only future londoners. you take away their guns, they grab a knife
you take away their knives, they throw a chair
culture of violence

>>128438872
>go the way of The Druids

Isn't it ironic that Celt land fell to Romans and now Roman English land is falling?

>>128440156
The difference is liberals want shitskins to do their dirty work for them

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>>128438430
>American version:
>Patrons shoot the terrorists
>Cab drivers shoot the terrorists and roll coal away
>Police shoot the terrorists
>EMTs shoot the terrorists
>Coroner shoot the terrorists

You forgot:

Nigs shoot everybody.

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>>128438106

>>128438693
May is what you get when all your other parties are full of SJW trash-fags.

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>I'VE NEVER FELT MORE PROUD OF MY CITY
Jesus Christ. These people are actually insane.

>>128438473
>Who the fuck would leave their pint though

Also acts as a secondary defense mechanism:

> Throw beer in Akhbal's face
> Break top of glass
> Glass that cunt in the neck
> $$ Profit $$

Come and have a go if you think you're Allah enough!

>>128437985
>pic
yea remain numb, confused and intoxicated.
truly and example to us all.

>>128440732
Stop fucking LARPing. It's pathetic.

>>128435767
really makes you think

>>128437985
The conditioning people to roll over and die continues. You're so brave for cowering and fleeing goyim

>>128435639
Bin that chair!

>>128438552
>It would be typical, just typical for the British authorities to now indict the people who threw chairs and glasses for "disturbing the peace" or some other bullshit.

Fortunately, unlike Hunland we have civil magistrates (i.e. people not judges) for that sort of thing.

Case would be tossed out without being heard.

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>>128435767

>>128435461
Too bad they didn't have guns or they could've fought back even harder.

I want to see the queen of England condemn all Muslims.

how effective is a broken bottle for close combat?

>>128438705
All my keks

>>128441336
You can slit someones throat with it and stab pretty deep.

>>128435461
AT THIS RATE YOU'LL BE DRINKING FROM PLASTIC CUPS UNCULTURED SWINES

>>128435461
Time to bin those assault chairs

>>128441336
Its more effective than watching ahmed stab you while you scream around.

>>128441289
>Too bad they didn't have guns or they could've fought back even harder.

Because firing guns into crowds is so kool.

>>128435767
Long lance and a horse

>>128435767
Agreed, and then we should ban subsets of those based on cosmetic appearance.

>>128437985

The symbol of London spirit, fleeing terrorists and trying desperately to become insensible to them.

>>128435857
are you german?

>>128441117
Don't be so sure. Wasn't there also a case in your country where a man beat up a burglar who broke into his house and was jailed for that?

In my country a man was acquitted who ran over some antifa and killed one of them as they were storming his car. It was deemed self defence.

>>128438522
There were three of them, the guy did his best for a while, but he had to run when they all turned on him, he said if he tripped he'd be dead.

>tfw silver III rank master technical Savateur
>literally trained by Francois to disarm and brutalise violent, armed wogs
>live quietly in the middle of nowhere while a bunch of sissies throw bottles and stools at pakis with knives

Feels bad not being in London so I can remove kebab lads

>>128440612
Roman Britain fell in the early 5th. century, when the Romans pulled out and Anglo-Saxon raiders moved in, but the Celts were never driven out. The UK is an amalgamation of European cultures, Celtic, Germanic and Med, and that is a strength as far as I see.

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>>128439377
This guy is going to get the highest valour award we've got, 'hero' is overused but here's one.

>>128435461

This is the single gayest, most cringe inducing faggotry I have read all day.

And I've been on 4chan all day.

Gee. Fucking wow. They threw some fucking chairs and bottles at them - So a standard pre-game event for most British drunks.

It didn't help any of the fucking people they stabbed, you daft cunt.

I'm actually more annoyed at these British people embarrassingly taking pride in their complete failures as men and as a nation than I am at the Muslims.

Literally;

>Post of some drunk faggot walking down the street

OH MY GOD WHAT BRITISH SPIRIT

>We went to the pub and got drunk standing behind 50 police officers and we didn't even care that some waitress had her throat slit

WOW MUCH BRAVERY

>LE KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON (but please ban the internet and stop the elections I'm scared)

It's like some kid at school getting his head punched in every day and saying;

>You tease me for being short, well I also have a small penis hahahaahahaha what now bullies!?

>>128441857
>where a man beat up a burglar who broke into his house and was jailed for that?

No, he actually entrapped him and his fellow burglar in a house and shot him with an illegal firearm.

There is such a thing as reasonable self-defence and then there's being a fucking nutter.

Tony Martin was a fucking nutter.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Martin_(farmer)

>>128435461
Wouldn't that taxi driver most likely be Muslim? I thought Muslims were bad?

>>128435767
>retarded chavs running around with guns magdumping every shitskin they see in self defense
haha

>>128442185
>Multiculturalism is strength

Nah. And the Celts certainly lost all their territory, their power. The Irish were converted at the sword by St. Patrick and now gladly revel in it. The Vates land was taken and given to the Catholics as Vatican City.

>>128436728

They were running scared. They were literally hiding under pub tables like fucking women.

The man who was throwing bottles and chairs literally said he stood back and watched the Muslims stab a woman "at least" ten times. Said there was nothing he could do but throw bottles from a distance.

The bottles and chairs did nothing. What solved the problem was unarmed police RUNNING AWAY and calling armed police who came back and shot the Muslims.

And again;

>IMMA SO PROUD OF MY CITY - WE FUCKING FAILED AND LOOKED LIKE COWARDS ON THE WORLD STAGE BUT SOMEONE YELLED "DON'T BE AN ISLAMAPHOBE DURING THE ATTACK AND THAT'S LITERALLY VICTORIA CROSS LEVEL BRAVERY"

This shit is like a society wide variant of watching a woman in her late 20's holding up her P plates and saying; "OMG ADULTING!"

It's fucking pathetic and shameful.

>>128442206
That's a man. Wish him the best recovery.

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>>128435767
DARPA has just come up with this.

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>>128435461
Start killing Muslims.

>>128437985

>Resilience

>Literally a drunk to pissed to run

H E R O

Have a care! Bin that chair!

>>128441111
DIGITS!!!!

>>128442683
kek

>>128435857
This guy's Fallout 3 Char:
Intelligence:1
Charisma:2
Guns Skill:0

>>128435857
>(You)

>>128438389

>No one is scared or cowed

Funny, the faggots hiding under the tables in the pubs looked pretty scared and cowed. The woman laying on the street bleeding out surrounded by whimpering women seemed pretty cowed.

To be fair, the Iraqi walking past the crime scene saying "Fuck You. Fuck your flag" didn't seem too worried.

chairs are nothing to scoff at. one good hit will kill somebody.

>>128435767
boomerangs already exist

>>128442383
>dead burglars is a bad thing

>>128437985
>see kids! Running away can be cool!!

>>128435461

Damage control to cover up the fact that they should be armed and any one of them could have stopped the terrorists effectively.

Don't be a fool, Bin that stool.
Play fair , Bin that chair
Don't be a fascist, Bin your glasses

>>128442583
>Multiculturalism is strength
you seem to think that word has a strict definition, anon.
>And the Celts certainly lost all their territory, their power
Nope, google "the Celtic Fringe" -Cornwall, Cumbria, Wales, Scotland and Ireland. Still speaking variants of insular Celtic, Brythonic and Goedelic, still being genetically Celtic. Even the English today, still hold a significant part of Celtic DNA, despite the Germanic admixture. I find that pretty amazing, all things taken.

>>128437860
can you not tell he was joking?

>>128443060

>What the media wants me to think Poms are like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6-NHK-GzwU

>What Poms are really like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xr9CuM3H5w0

Don't be a fool
Bin that stool

>>128438835
>inb4 all chairs mandated to be bolted down or attached in some way as to not be thrown

>>128443228
>dead burglars is a bad thing

In fairness he was only a 16 year kid.

>>128437985
>/pol/acks who rarely leave their rooms would have charged three men with machetes and suicide vests and killed them with their bare hands

wew

>>128435857
B-b-but t-those are illegal!!!

>>128435767
Good ideia.

>>128443397
If you have to convert to a new religion to be left alive you have no power left. If St. Patrick brought Islam instead of Christianity and Ireland was muslim now you wouldn't say they weren't taken over.

The only difference is Christianity is acceptable or tolerable compared to Islam, but Ireland certainly lost its culture and power. No more Bards, Vates, Druids. All dead or gone.

If all Christians and priests were gone and only Islam and Imams were left, would any culture say it survived?

>>128441111
lmao

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>>128443653
this
One of the reasons they were so fucking scared is that they were told to run like fuck for their lives by cops, because nobody knew if the suicide belts were real, or if they had guns, or if there was a follow up squad, etc etc etc.
Also, I doubt many of these neckbeards have had a fucking huge knife in their face, but I have, and that's a whole different new experience from 'hurr I can have fight lad'. In short, you can all fuck yourselves, because without backup you would have run like a bitch and you know it.

>>128435857
STRAYA BANTZ. BASED SHITPOST IRELAND

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>>128437985
Holy fuck British are such fucking faggots I can't stop laughing
God I am so glad I am American and voted Trump

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Britbongs, Have you had enough yet?

>>128444115
Tell us more, what would you have done, without a gun, neckbeard king?

>>128437773
>Reddit-tier gif

>>128435857
No, a long stick.

>>128443735
religion is, as religion does. Islam will have it's reformation, it's in the cards, and Christianity will yield to free thinking and neo-paganism, this too is in the cards, but culture remains.

Britain is stronger than most people like to think.

>>128435857
Are you an Abo?

>>128437985
>symbol of London spirit
>fleeing

I thought that was supposed to be France's job?

>>128444061

Oh wow, so if /pol/acks are neckbeards, that magically turns a bunch of cowardly faggots celebrating their failure into legitimate heroes, amirite?

>You would have run like a bitch and you know it

And I probably wouldn't want a pat on the back and self fellate myself on fucking twitter like Brits do after every humiliating attack.

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>>128441111

digits have spoken, the chair must be bined >>128441111

>>128443735
are you actually suggesting that St. Patrick literally walked around Ireland going "CONVERT OR I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU ALL MYSELF!!!"?
People switched to Christianity because they thought it was 5/5 breddy gud. AND as an added bonus it didn't involve human sacrifice so that was nice.

>>128435461
Such is life in Eurabia

>>128435767
We have too many Muslims though, imagine if they had guns

>>128444212

He probably wouldn't have posted on twitter talking about how fucking Brave And Masculine he was by standing back and watching a young woman get butchered in front of him while he impotently tossed furniture in the killers direction.

No one is saying their reaction was abnormal or wrong. Acting as if you are some kind of fucking hero or model of resilience because you're a passive coward is what people are reacting to.

>>128444618
He came with an army from Rome and converted and killed everybody who didn't convert. Sounds pretty Islamic to me.

I think they taught you that he banished snakes and people believed in his magic? lol

>>128442383
Such a fine british spirit. Attitudes like yours is why your society is dead. Who gives a shit that some guy offed a burgler. Oh no an illegal firearm!!! Go cry

>>128444382

>Britain is stronger than most people like to think.

I lived there for 5 years. It's really not. They're an incredibly weak nation sitting on old money. Most of Europe, other than the South, was the same. The people there are almost comically cucked, not just in regards to Islam or foreigners, but also in relation to their governments.

>>128442383

>entrapped a burglar

Jesus fuck, you people are pathetic.

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>>128435767

Take it from Japan, Sasumata is a very simple non-lethal weapon that is very effective at detaining knife wielding persons. Attach a blade in the middle and it becomes a lethal weapon. The only problem is that those sandniggers might explode, meaning that people using Sasumata would take an hero risk.

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>>128444382
>Islam will have it's reformation

Hard to have a reformation when the Qu'ran is meant to be the literal word of Allah as transcribed by Mo the Pedo.

Attempts to dilute the worst excesses of Islam have always been treated as heresy/apostasy and the followers of such heresies are persecuted and killed remorselessly.

Can't see it happening any time soon matey and Islam is a threat today.

>>128435767
Good post.

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>>128438559
>>128438389

It didn't happen to me so I'll just forget it and stay calm and remain strong! #Love #OneLove #NotAllMuslims #FuckTheVictims

>>128444920
you're an Aussie, it's in your genes to hate the British.

>>128444061
Guy in the middle with glasses. Operator status

>>128445064
the Catholics said the same thing about Luther, just like the East Church had said about the Catholics, mate.

>>128435767
but what ?
>>128435857
you better bin that

>>128435767
>>128435857
YES, BECAUSE EVERYONE HAVING EASY ACCESS TO GUNS IS REALLY GOING TO FIX THE PROBLEM OF TERRORISTS KILLING PEOPLE WITH EVERYDAY IMPLEMENTS. YOU SHOULD BE IN POLITICS, ESPECIALLY AMERICAN POLITICS. THANK YOU.

This is what you get when your culture is dominated by a faggy sport where only kicking is allowed. You need sports/activities that demand development of arm skills, and darts ain't it. No wonder these mudshits went on to stab people with impunity when the only defense mounted against them relied on the arm throwing power and accuracy of yuropoors.

>>128444511
Why are on some autismo rampage itt? It's like it's a personal fucking insult to your roo pride or something.
Brendan o' Neil is a libertarian journo, he's bound to banging the drum for 'muh street action'. Your attempt to make out the people who did something are all pathetic cowards is just as much bullshit. In this sort of shit, you become VERY aware of what's going to work, and what's going to get you killed, fast.

>>128444511
>but...but...but...we were so strong and brave while watching fellow citizens get brutally murdered

>>128435461
Bin that chair

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>>128443284
I remember in elementary school they taught us to run away from fights and bullies. We're harvesting the fruits of a feminized, soft corners society

>>128445064
It indeed is a threat, hopr many more attackd take place and kill youe family and relatives

>>128445102

No it's not. Australia IS British. We're still just a colony.

The British just are very weak, cowardly people.

But so were the French and Germans.

Things were quite different in Italy and Greece.

But the British especially were very timid, cowed people. You rarely met anyone outside of the very lower classes who wasn't a complete and utter leftist, limp wristed beta male. Outside of England in Scotland, Wales and Ireland it was better. But it's remarkable just how beaten down Europeans are. They just seem...sheltered.

It's a shock to the system, because we have a lot of English and Irish living out here, obviously, and they all seemed fine.

But back in the homeland...Reactions like the post OP put up would be the norm, rather than the exception.

>>128441111
Kek wants us to bin it

>>128444212
What kind of retard would go to London at night without a gun?

>>128445505
This is an excellent point, the pussification of the West is bearing its fruit all too well.

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>>128444920
the British are the most brainwashed people on this Earth , even more than north koreans , at least north koreans had to be forced to be slaves , the Brits just LOVE being slaves and think they are so smart for being slaves,it's crazy

>>128442206
why didnt he just shoot them, or is he one of those fags that only gets a stick

>>128437985
>He stole the glass

>>128445029
>>128435767

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUkA8BlfSNY

>>128435767
We need minature shoulder mounted catapualts that deliver a payload of canned food

>>128445417

Culmination of multiple cringe threads.

>banging the drum for "muh street action"

What are you talking about? He's banging the drum for misplaced pride and embarrassing self-aggrandizement.

>Your attempt to make out the people who did something are all pathetic cowards is just as much bullshit.

It's not. They were cowards. Which is fine. Most people revert to cowardice when facing violence or threats of violence. Acting as if your cowardice is a sign of resilience is what the objection is to.

>>128445505
And don't forget to tell the teacher instead of doing anything yourself, goyim.

I acknowledge it's very difficult to do anything in most situations and most people would rather just live, but people have been trained to look for help first instead of trying to apply self-help.

The first thought should not be "Who can help me?" when shit goes down.

Time to play fair, bin that chair

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>>128445376
wow, what an angry cuckboy. here's a (you) so you calm down a little.

>>128445505

There would be nothing wrong with this advice, if the government were living up to their end of the social contract, instead of also being cowards and running away.

>>128445878
He had a baton, that's it. He was British transport police, the fact that not all of them have guns in a major transport hub is just fucking stupid and incompetent. That will have to change.

>>128435767
Ninja stars or air guns.

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>>128444820
There is literally not one source that says St. Patrick had an army. He became a semi-mythological figure in the following centuries, with all sorts of stories about his magical deeds. This is probably because there are almost no written records from Ireland before the spread of Christianity. So when old myths and legends were eventually written down by Christians they just slotted St. Patrick in where there had previously been a wizard or Celtic deity or whatever. Hence the Rock of Cashel is the result of a battle in the mountains between St. Patrick and Satan, where Patrick caused an almighty explosion that blew a chunk of a hill 30 miles through the air to where it is now (pic related) and St. Patrick breaking the spell on the children of Lir after 900 years. Now stop it, you're being silly.

>>128440286
Rorschach would have lost his mind completely in this brave new timeline of ours.

Now chairs and glasses will be banned along with knives. They'll have to eat their meals on the floor using only plastic spoons and drinking out of sippy cups.

Can someone post the school soup can throwing screenshot?

>>128436454
RELAXY THAT TAXI

BIN THAT GIN ( AND TONIC)

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>>128446247
OK so you believe that an entire country left its religion and became Roman religion for no reason.

I believe that he came with an army and murdered the Druids, Vates and Bards.

We can pretend your argument is more likely if you want, but it won't be correct. Religion isn't spread with magic, it's spread with threats.

Anyway what's done is done, you're a very proud Christian now, and I'm sure you'd have been a very proud Muslim had he been Islamic.

>>128446048
Kek

SAVE YOUR LIFE

UNBIN THAT KNIFE

>>128446169

>That will have to change

lol.

The fact that you had police on patrol unarmed during the highest possible terror threat in your capital city indicates that anything regarding common sense is well and truly outside of the wheelhouse of your government and security services.

I wonder if any of the victims were hit by stray bullets. Wouldn't surprise me.

>>128446134
If you won't take steps to protect your own life than it's probably not worth saving anyway. I unironically want more Europeans to die, just to see how far the mohammadan apologists are willing to go.

>>128446323
What are they going to do about assault vehicles? I predict government mandated self driving cars

>>128446493
>he's never heard of missionaries

>>128435461
If only they weren't all going to be sentenced to death for trying to prevent cultural enrichment

>>128443653
You can't tell how you'll react to a situation like that until you've been in one. I've had severe anxiety problems my entire life, I'm extremely conflict-avoidant, and I'd never been in a fight when my psycho ex-gf half-drunkenly backed me into a corner while pointing a knife in my face and told me "I won't let you leave me".

After I disarmed her and left, I was shaking like a leaf, but while I was in that corner, it felt like there was a curtain draped over all my emotions and the sinking feeling in my gut. I also had an extremely cold sense of mental clarity and tunnel vision. Moments before I grabbed her wrists, I remember thinking "If I have to, I will kill her", and feeling absolutely nothing from my typically hyperactive conscience. By way of contrast, in normal life talking to receptionists gives me severe anxiety because I feel bad for bothering them and I'm afraid they'll yell at me for interrupting them, as does talking to people I don't know on the phone and sending/receiving email/chat/text, even with people I've known for years.

>>128447018
I've never heard of them converting a whole country, no, you're right.

>>128435767
blowdarts?

May will lock you chair-throwing Nazis up in no time, she learned that from Merkel.

>"Select all squares with Bridges" Jewgle kikes classy as ususal.

>>128446493
It's got nothing to do with believing what happened. I know what happened. Everyone knows what happened. If St. Patrick had murdered anyone, someone would have written it down. There'd be a record of the Pope sending an army. There'd be some archaeological evidence of a conquest.
On the other hand, we have multiple instances of people dumping old beliefs for Christianity because they thought it was better. Everywhere Christianity went in the past it spread like wildfire. The Vikings took it up. The people of sub-Saharan Africa took it up. The people of India and Japan became Christians until it was banned. People like it. It's spreading in China at the moment. You may argue that people shouldn't like it or wonder why they like it but it's obviously proven to be a very resilient and fast-spreading meme.

>>128447108
Mexicans are pretty fucking catholic.

>>128446323
you forgot they'll have to be reeducated with mandatory classes on how to best capitulate and get stabbed to death by 'emotionally overloaded' Muslims

>>128446414
top kek

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>>128437985
This London prices we're talking about. He probably had to take out a loan to buy that pint. He isnt going to leave it.

>>128435767
b-but that would be racist...

>>128438705
Top Kek BritishBro

>>128441797

Ich verstehe es nicht

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>>128437985
>A shit ha

And all of that would have been impossible had guns been legal in the UK, the terrorist would have gunned them all down before they could even react. Once again gunfags got BTFO.

>>128435461

Wow can you imagine if this happened in Texas?

Because it wouldn't so you would have to use your imagination for that.

REALLY FIRES THE NEURONS IN THE NOGGIN, EH BONGS?

>>128448265
You are the Queens bitch too, Leaf.

>>128447108
St. Patrick didn't single-handedly convert the whole country, obviously. He's just the most famous missionary and one whose achievements were exaggerated by later writers. There's a record of a man called Palladius being appointed as a missionary to Ireland by the Pope in 431, and the writer from the time mentions that there were already some Christians in Ireland. Patrick would have arrived a few years later. The Christianisation of the country probably took about 200 years.

>>128448362

The cutlery that comes with my salad isn't haram in my country yet, comrade.

>>128438473
Isn't beer haram? Maybe the guy was trying to ward off the attackers.

>>128448561
how's that prime minister working out for you? You, as a Canadian, have no place to mock a Brit. Don't go getting to big for your boots, son.

>>128446528
>I wonder if any of the victims were hit by stray bullets. Wouldn't surprise me.
But the terrorists did get shot.

>>128446528
One civilian was hit by stray bullet but it wasn't life-threatening.

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>>128435461
BAN ALL SHARP OR POTENTIALLY SHARP OBJECTS AT ONCE OR ELSE BIGOTS

>>128438389
These "people" are going to be the first to have the rope when the day comes

>>128435767
Dude... Like, maybe sharpening an end of a stick and then throwing it at the target

>>128449196
>wasn't life-threatening..
he got shot in the head (maybe he looks vaguely Mediterranean?), but, 'he's absolutely not dying'. Cunt of a headache tho.

>>128441667
Hussars can't solve all of your problems, Poland

My brother lives and works in London. I'm about ready to start swinging a spiked baseball bat.

>>128449258
that Fucking image

>>128439604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfGCI7yuMPc

>>128440717
>blacks commit 5 times more violence against whites
>shows 5 blacks shooting at each other

>>128438389
This is why we need more terrorist bombings in these places.

>>128435767

A spear?

>>128435767
Kek

>>128450265
only 4 blacks are shooting at each other

>>128436050
Doubt one of them had a chair license

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>>128435767

time to revive the tradition of the English longbow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvKJcxa8x_g

>>128438430
EMTs can't carry guns on the job, unfortunately.

>>128445376
teehee
>the truth triggers me reeeee

>>128435461
HUH throwing beer to a muslim is hate crime

>>128448562
they think they get a free pass on their sins if they commit holy war or whatever
always be afraid of a muslim looking person eating bacon

>>128435461
Watch them get arrested for using unreasonable force

>>128439239
you clearly haven't seen a autistic madman wildly swinging a 5lb chair around like it's nothing

>>128435461
>ban on chairs and glasses incoming

>>128435461
that must be illegal

>>128435767
Like a stick with a rock on the end? Not a sharp rock, though. Wouldn't want to hurt anybody :^)

>>128435461
Looks like more things to confiscate and license.

>>128435767
Hmm I can't think of anything

>>128452431
This is false.

>>128438389

>look at how we've already been domesticated by islam, aren't we such proud stiff upper lip faggots?

>>128449258

>love is made of a grenade, folding knife, pistol, and something else probably also an instrument designed for killing people

Really scrambles my eggs.

>>128453357
God damnit.

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>>128435767
really got my noggin a joggin'
>there were still unironic hourly pro euro gun control threads last night
on deaf ears bro

>>128437985
>the terrorists haven't won, m8s
>sure they took over our beloved country
>sure they imposed sharia law nation wide
>sure they took our women and children as sex slaves
>sure they took all our weapons away from us
>sure they will not give up their power for a thousand years
>sure they will never reform their religion and become a modern tolerant diverse society which includes all people and all faiths
>but at least we can sit here in the pub drinking our pints and watching footie, right m8s? if we fight back, they win.

>>128435461
>If you strike your enemy with a barstool they win
Surprised Khan hasn't spoken out against the Brits who defended themselves and called for their arrest.

>>128435767
Long range hole-puncher

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>>128441667
chuckled hard

>>128435767
Shall Not Be Infringed

>>128452378
Throw that Bow

>>128435767
The time America was actually funny.

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>>128437813
"The hero who never hates, never kills"

>>128438576
kek

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>>128435461
Great, so from now on when they conduct random weapons sweeps in England, they will be stealing everybody cars, glasses, bottles, and chairs in addition to their bike wheels and sticks

>>128435639
kek

>>128444061
>128437985
Listen dipshit. There are only two kinds of people in the world. Those that run from the sound of guns, and those that run to it. We know which you are.
Many Americans took an oath once and unironically still believe and honor it. Fuck you cowards, Semper Fi.

>>128440941
Don't be an ass bin that glass!

>>128443609

We need to start asking for age of consent before we shoot

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>>128435767

>>128435767
I giggle'd a bit

>>128437813
its funny because Captain Britain is THE biggest screw up with S+ powers in Marvel

>>128458613
you'd get arrested for having a rock in your pocket

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>>128438389
Weekly terrorism is the new normal. People in the UK have already come to accept this. "Please, come and fuck my country".

Absolutely disgusted my grandfather lost so many friends to save the UK in WW2.

England, you disgust me.

>>128447108

Convert the kings and the rest of the country follows suit. Whole germanic tribes were converted due to the tribal chief/king being converted, and their followers followed suit as per tribal customs.

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>>128436103
I whipped my buddy in the leg with a rolled up towel and it cut through his denim jeans and made a nice gash in his thigh. Good times.

>>128443653
No but I would of started breaking beer bottles to use to defend myself