You there STOP! Or I'll say stop again. British police Pfffffft

PUT DOWN THAT KNOYFE OR ILL CALL DA POLICE
>t. british police

YOU THERE

STOP

STOP OR I WILL SHO- UH... JUST STOP PLEASE

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>>128431139
STOP ROIGHT THERE.

STOP ROIGHT THERE OR I'LL SHOOT.

I'LL SHOOT YOU A TICKET

>call 999
>police come to the door and ask if I need the real police

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OY YOU CHEEKY BUGGA

BE A GOOD CHAP AND SHOW ME YOUR TV LICENSE WILL YA?

>>128430973
Do you want to come back to my place?

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Oi stop running over folks or I swear on me mum.
I'll smack you Ina gob.

Very funny but seriously, the metropolitan police responded in a matter of minutes and resolved the situation in around 8. This is absolutely incredible and every single person involved is a credit to our country. 2) terrorists are having to resort to cowardly low level terrorism for the most part. Access to guns seems to be non existing for criminals and it has meant casualties are much lower than they could have been (I still wish it was none and huge condolences to the families of those involved). 3)within minutes my twitter feed was full of people offering assistance and support. I love that in times like this we can come together. 4) today we get on with it. We acknowledge that what happened yesterday is shit but today we keep calm and carry on. If I want to skip across westminister bridge in a tutu I will, and i look forward to seeing it on uni lad later with the caption "what a bellend"

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OI

SHOW UR GREGGS LICENSE U CHEEKY BASTARD

>>128432603
This is blatantly false.

That cop us too heavily armed

>>128430973
the term 'armed police' exists in british reporting and it's not redundant

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>>128432942
Ayy, don't littah make sure ya pick up ya gahhbage

>>128433191
Rubbish*

>>128433312
I believe he was doing a new york cop friend

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>>128433289
Please tell me that's a parody

>>128433682

The daily struggle

>>128430973
Same in Australia
Cop chased a guy up our street screaming 'Get on the ground Get on the ground'
Cop had fifty different bits and pieces hanging off him. Tight long pants. Unfit and two stone overweight. 'Get on the ground NOW'
Guy he was chasing could have lapped him five times and still walked away
That's what we're paying for: traffic cops = revenue

>>128432603
>Knife to pop balloons

Aren't British police usually issued a rubber tipped pokey-wokey poppy-boppy for this?

>>128433289
>Benny hill music starts playing

>>128434243
Its a tactical flubsie wobble. Its for threatening never for use. They are usually kept locked in the tower of London.

Must we be the only Anglo nation with functional police?

Is NZ this bad?

>>128432937
>Britcucks unironically believe this.

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>>128432044
>>128433289
HAHA

This thread is delivering

>>128433737
Nope.

Entire police department armed with large black dildos to take 1 knife wielding migrant vagrant.

>>128430973
I'd take our police over any of yours any day of the week. US murder rates? No thanks.

>>128430973

British police, treasonous enrichment enforcers.
They did nothing to stop Rotherham, but keep arresting people like Tommy Robinson for politically incorrect "free" speech.

>>128434659
I suppose they need to be kept locked up. Imagine if the muslims weaponised flubsie wobbles? They might kill 8 people in a terrorist attack.

>>128435393
There's literally no saving you, we should just jettison everyone in the UK and the entirety of Europe into space just to cleanse us of the infection called Islam.

>>128435393

>A FUCKING LEAF
>US

Most shootings by the police are done to niggers that deserve it. They are doing society a service for putting down an ape that responds to an arrest by reaching for the cop's gun.

>>128435393
US murder rates are all niggers.

>>128435393
That's nigs killing nigs in their containment zones, nothing to do with us or our police.

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>>128430973
leafs are having the time of their lives right now with the spotlight on britain that puts the uk in KEK

>>128430973
As opposed to American model.. where they question you after you have 5 bullets in your brain

our police aren't perfect but they've got balls. one of the first responders to the terrorist attack yesterday was only armed with a baton and he got stabbed in the head trying to stop them.

And in incidents like the one in the OP at least they arrested him without killing him. The second he moved towards him he would have been shot if he was in the USA. You might think its great because he's black but your police kill more white people than black people.

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>>128435393
Even Canadians arm their police

>>128435968
c.uck

>caps in cuck now also blokked?

>>128430973
Totally, it took them an entire 8 minutes to kill those three jihadis. What took them so long!!!!

>>128430973
TOP kek

>>128436169
There's plenty of armed police in the UK

>>128432937
Thanks lad i was in need of a good loling

>>128432937
>Keep quiet and carry on
Yeah, dont be a wolf and form a group of townspeople and drive those hords of muslims from your country.
Just like those poor souls on that bridge. Just ignore the terroists and they will go away. Just ignore the large number of goverment positions being taken by muslims. No, just stick your head into the sand. Dont fight for your future. Dont stand up like your forefathers did. No, just be a good boy and keep that head in the sand.

>>128433312
>>128433393
Yeah, notice the gun? He's clearly not a brit

>>128430973
IT WAS A FUCKING KNIFE

ARE THE BRITS REALLY THIS BIG PUSSIES?

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THIS IS ABSURD

THEY RAN INTO RESTAURANTS WITH KNIVES- OTHER PEOPLE HAD KNIVES- ONLY ONE ACCOUNT OF A PERSON THROWING A CHAIR AT THEM AND IT WAS A FUCKING REDDITOR-- YES FOLKS THE HARDEST BRITISH PERSON PRESENT WAS A FUCKING REDDITOR

END MY LIFE PLS

>>128433289
I'll bet they sound like the flock of seagulls from Finding Nemo
>Oy! Oy! Oy! Oy! Oy! Oy! Oy! Oy!

>>128439633
They had bomb vests
they turned out to be fake but you don't exactly want to stick around that
But I'm sure you'd have been a hero... If only you weren't living in your mom's basement

>>128440002
>>128440002
Riddle me this french retard:

If they were going to blow themselves up why did this shitshow last for an entire hour? Would they not have simply blown themselves up?

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>>128440002
These are the people you are defending.