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>>128414130
Hello, my Eastern NSW friend.
When will your country return to the Great Australian Empire?

>>128414130
New Zealand become an Aussie state when?

>Live in a nice city where rent starts at $1,500
>Constant police patrols
>Bars with a $20 cover charge so no poor niggers get in to harass patrons
>A lot of tech/development firms around the area
>Never see any SJWS/PC women and most women around here, they all stick to their safe space 5 miles away on campus
>The only foreigners we see are domesticated Indians who take up programming positions

Life's great.

>>128414130
Central Europe reporting. Call V4.

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>>128414130

>>128415581
Sounds like hell on earth from my perspective

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>>128414130

I live in the posh north of England m8
Little to no chance of shit going down here.

>>128415820
How so? You get to hang around like minded people with money and crime doesn't happen here. The only crime we see here are people who drink too much and fight (it's usually women).

Joke is im 39 and never seen a nigger or a muslim in my life.Jokes on me for being the village dweller retard.

>>128414130
no one wants to bomb new zealand because its the most boring fucking country on earth

>>128415581

What city, friend?

>>128414130
hello

Hello.

Yes, cartels are not islamic extremists.

>>128415946
this
It's so boring they all come to London, which is why one of the stabees last night is kiwi.

>>128414130

Isolation is great.

Remember to turn back the boats.

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Texan. Carry gun. Drive big ass truck. No state tax. No terrorists. Feels good.

>>128414130
Vote Winnie and fuckin keep it this way

>>128415860
6882 potential terrorists, doesn't sound too comfy

Hello, not a single terrorist attack yet :)

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Feels good guys, feels good.

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>>128414130

>>128415434
As soon as you guys uncuck your firearms laws we can talk.

>>128415897
>police patrols
>cover charges
>rent 2.5x the average croatian wage
>domesticated foreigners

I can't imagine living with these features. Just a perspective bro.

>>128415434
>>128415573
>>128416323
>australians
>lindt cafe
GTFO

>>128415860
>>128416256
L O N D O N
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>>128415573
DESU if Aussie wasn't going full Jew i wouldn't mind an annexation or at least a puppet

>>128417365
Not for long.

Tic tac, tic tac

>>128415434
>uncuck guns
>uncuck prime minister
>remove Sydney
i wouldn't care

>>128415434
>antarctica
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You do realize that all claims on Antarctica have no merit because like outer space, you can't have any ownership or claim to any part of Antarctica
America made it clear that the Treaty of Antarctica is a bullshit document with no meaning and value

>>128417834
>>128417686
>>128417482
>unironically ok with being annexed by australia
Please have patriotism
New Zealand is a culture and identity in its own right

>>128415434
never

>>128417365
>>128416718
>>128416001
>>128415897
>>128415581
>Has had literally the worst terrorist attack happen in all of humanity just 15 years ago

>Durrr b-but we have guns!
Face it we aren't safe from Islamic terrorism

>>128418050
>New Zealand is a culture and identity in its own right
lol no

I agree that being ok with being annexed is fucking cucked though

>>128416323
In times of crisis, you can always count on the mountains to keep you say, but absolutely nothing beats the ocean, nature's ultimate barrier

>>128417365
Life virtually cannot get anybetter over on this side of the anglosphere

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ITT: manchildren celebrate something they have no control over

typical /pol/ thread

>>128415581
>standards being this low

>>128416323
the marine radar is out greatest strength

>>128416939
did you just crunch those numbers anon?

>>128414130
Does it count if the migrants run away?

>>128418428
>have no control over the country where you live

what? are you retarded?

I am only afraid of stumbling across a grizzly at a bad time when I am preoccupied and forget to sing to the forest.

Well sometimes I have also been afraid of my roof collapsing and burying me in debris and snow, but I think I have fixed that nicely.

I honestly don't even notice the Islamics when I go into the city, I am used to hutterites and menonites ect so I see the head covering and I just think that's what it is. Or if they're all in black, a voice in my head starts screaming GO NINJA GO NINJA GO NINJA GO and I start laughing.
I honestly see more chugs then anything. And I'd honestly rather be blown up by a muslim then stabbed by a pockmarked FASD retard.

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I was just thinking, why the fuck does NZ allow ourselves to be cucked by Australia
They literally control one of our subantarctic islands
We need to bring back Macquarie island into its family
Macquarie island is closer to south island than to Tasmania

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>>128414130

raccoons are a bigger threat here tbqh

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>>128415860
"coincidentally" I cant really find a table from within the last 5 years, but im sure most people would be able to guess what it looks like by following the pattern and adding another 6 years

>>128419151
>Or if they're all in black, a voice in my head starts screaming GO NINJA GO NINJA GO NINJA GO and I start laughing.

EBIN XD
sharing this le funneh post on facebook
holy shit that was the cringiest thing Ive read all week
are you legitimately autistic?

>>128414130
Hello

>>128419358
because who gives a fuck, unless this one little piece of shit island happens to be extremely resource rich then i doubt its even worth the effort to care for it

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>>128414130
eh-hem We are the terrorists in my country
and are ready to btfo muslims if they ever dare.

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You are quick to forget. Meanwhile Finland has never seen a single Islamic terrorist attack.

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TFW muzzies will never have the balls to attack the American South.

>>128419980
It triggers me that we have all subantarctic islands but one
My perfect NZ borders would include Macquarie island, and all the other islands on and surrounding the Zealandia continental shelf

Not living in fear at all. Ask me anything about how safe i am

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>>128414130
Texas here, we BTFO a couple of shitskins who thought they could get away with shooting up a "draw Mohammed" art festival.

>>128415860
>posh
>North
nope

>>128414130
nz is fucked m8

did you know only 3% of girls in nz are still virgin by age 18?

>>128414130

Cucked Europe beyond fucking measure

>>128414130
Reporting in

>>128420210
it would be pretty cool if our entire continent was above water rather than only 4% of it, maybe then we might actually be relevant


imagine what we could have been

>>128420206
Isnt Florida part of the American south?

>>128420390
What percentage of guys are virgin by age 18?

>>128420479
I'm happy we are small, it keeps us safe and protected from the scary outside world

>>128420456
Top kek

I'm not afraid of dying, because I know that even if I do IDF F-16s will avenge my spilled blood tenfold.

>>128420506
Only the north part of Florida. The rest is Cuba and New York.

>>128420216
Your country is like 13 percent muslim and borders Turkey yet youre really still safe?

>>128414130
Canada is diverse, multicultural and yet we don't have terror attacks (except evil racist white people like in Quebec City).

I think it's because we're tolerant unlike Eurofascists.

>>128420479
However brainstorming an alternative scenario where Zealandia was mostly above water is very interesting indeed

>>128414130
hello there

>>128414130
C-can I post here?

>>128420543
Its complete safe here.

>>128414130
We have the best protection against Islamic terrorist.
No money.

Also, I live in an irrelevant city

>>128420542
40% minimum i would say

and tv1 have the gall to run a story about how youth are having less sex.

na m8 its just all the girls going for chads while the rest of the dudes are shut out.

What if I sometimes worry about getting killed by a nigger or spic?

>>128420506
The Florida Panhandle is the South. The rest of it is a jew infested hellhole.

America bought Florida off the Spanish long after Southern culture had been established. Most of it doesn't count.

>>128420640
Not so fast leafbro, Canada is about to get hit hard (at least Toronto and other shithole East cities). Trudeau is basically telling all migrants/refugees that they have a free pass to fuck our assholes, and we can't even fight back.

>>128414130

If any Jihadis fuck around in Australia they get glassed by at least 5 bogans the second they start talkin shit

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>>128414130

Finland here 0 muslim attacks, yet. Few have been tried, does it count?

Next staturday our govenment coalition "nazi" party is voting for a new leader. Predictions tell a literal "nazi" will win. Maybe things will get better. Pic related, he should save us. If not im moving to China, China bros are based as fuck. They won't let shit like this happen, i hope atleast.

>>128420816
>>128420668
>>128419867

It's safe northern-Euro bro. Come come, sit by the fire with me and the Poland bros

We got guys praying for any kind of hint of terrorism to blow their ass off In front of trump and God! It feels pretty amazing to be born in the greastest civilization in history. Feels even better watching Brits roll over like dogs when attacked with pocketknives

>>128420390
we legitimately have the sluttiest girls in the world, multiple studies have been done that confirm this

Its been a while since I read the data but Im pretty sure the average amount of sexual partners a new zealand woman has is 20.4 which is like 3 times the world average

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>meanwhile, in Alberta

>>128414130
tfw government is the same tolerant socialist bullshit but we're to poor to attract rapefugees

>>128420542
>What percentage of guys are virgin by age 18?

the 10 of us that browse 4chan at 11 pm on a weekend

>>128421011
He you guys got a fiery homosexual flaunting around up there. Islamists love liberals. Its like an expresslane to 40 virgins.

>>128414130
>Not welcome: Western Europeans
Welcome: Central Europeans (except Germany)

>>128421578
Austria joining v4 when?

>>128420646
the entire Zealandia continent is 4.9 million square km

our country could have been just under half the size of Europe, maybe then europoors would know their place and give us any shit

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>>128421274
>even your tornadoes are BLACKED.com

>>128414130

>have to survive 20 more days and I am back to Croatia

goodbye forever western cucks

>>128414130
I'm heading to Western Europe for 3 months in a few weeks.

i hope i survive

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Where should I go to avoid being blown up senpai?

>>128421207
Great. The stupidest thing I know is people who is being afraid about "terrorist attacks".

>>128420210
>>128420646

we should just annex all the pacific island T B H

I mean, we already run everything over there and without us they would fucking die because no one else even gives 0.1% of a fuck about them (rich americans would just go to the Caribbean for holidays instead of Hawaii and fiji) we are pretty much the unofficial owners of them.

>>128414130

What is this so called islamic extremism? Is it something you can spread on bread?

>Grandmother (90) lives in auk 30 years
>in remuera
>moves to Nelson to be closer to mother
>keeps saying "It's nice that there isn't many darkies here."

>>128414130

I live in fear of crisis actors whipping up trouble with their terror hoaxes.

>>128416323
The boats go missing on their own on the way here. Really treacherous seas. The way is long and cold.

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This needs to happen

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>>128414130
what's up. i got good sheep as well

Scotland reporting, we'll be fine, were too irrelevant to bomb

Its only England that is getting butt-raped by muslims, making the rest of the UK look bad

>>128420896
Yeah I saw that story on tv
I wished they did a gender breakdown on those finding

>>128421432
DELET THIS

>>128421678
Europeans will just flaunt their inferiority complex regardless
Have you seen how salty Europeans get at Americans Kek
If we were a huge colony like America, Europeans will make butthurt posts at us all the time like they do to Americans

>>128422164
WHY
Europe is near the bottom of the list of places I would travel if I wasn't a poorfag who can't leave his shithole of a town/small city

>>128422268
Fucking this
They get so much aid from us
It would only be fair that we get the benefit of having a much larger section of the earth under our control
Imagine if everything from Auckland island to Hawaii was under the rule of NZ

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I never woulda dreamed in a million years I'd see
So many young Europeans red-pilled like me
Who share the same views and the same exact beliefs
it's like a fucking army marchin' in back of me

http://youtu.be/O5lShsePsD0

>>128422615
>i got good sheep
Don't tell me you shag them like the kiwis do.

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>>128416323

What if I told you I am not afraid ? Checkmate

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>>128414130
>tfw you don't live in fear of anything
>tfw lowest crime rate in Europe
>Liveable economy witht ((them)) trying to fuck us over for oil
Good luck with the rest of you guys

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>>128423729
literally everything inside the black outline relies on us so they dont die and should be ours

>>128422268
>we should just annex all the pacific island T B H
and what let in 5 million islanders into nz

croatia is safe so far

>>128427221
Fiji has a bloody larger army than us now m8

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>>128414130
hey new zealand bro. I know we always have a go at each other but its just bants. You will always be our comfy oceania bros. feeling comfy af down here while the UK and Europe go to shit 8^)

>>128427221
take hawaii too you fucking pussy

>>128427737
says the country that pissed the islands away to the yanks

https://iso.org.nz/2015/09/10/a-short-history-of-new-zealand-imperialism/

>>128427221
>>>12842
Lol Norfolk island is an Australian territory and gets all it's funding from the Australian Commonwealth.....

>>128414130
I don't live in fear of dying everyday. I may be in Britain, but we have a habit of not fearing being blown up.

Therefore, I can post.

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>>128427296
fuck no, just add the extra landmass to what we already have

>>128427368
fucking probably

>>128427737
maybe one day

>>128427998
fine then